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  • I'm so glad there's women out there who HATE Twilight

  • Maybe, if she hadn't been so redundant, one sided, and boring she MIGHT have had the SLIGHTEST chance of being bearable to watch

  • THIS IS THE ART OF SHRED THIS IS THE

    EMOTION

  • FUCK YEAH DOMINATION!

  • Twilight romantisizes dangerous and abusive relationships and pedophilia but what would a sane non-obsessive, non-opinion hating person like me know.

  • You're Hilarious xD

  • lol, you are epic.

  • She sounds like my teacher bitching at me... I wonder if she knows that the characters are fictional

  • You're awesome. :D

    When I first saw Nuttymadam, I thought: "Jesus, and I thought I was a fat fuck." Compared to her, I'm freakin' skinny.

  • Lord Almighty,is this wench stupid. I've heard better arguments from the highly respected Jim Sterling of the Jimquistion(Nobody expects the Escapist Jimquistion!).

  • Your reviews always make my day. xD

  • I'm kinda disgusted by Twilight. I mean, who falls in love with a fucking baby! And, that's not a fucking twist, it's just plain gross! (I about puked when my sister told me this-she's a twilight fan, but there are some things she doesn't like about(like this bit) Jacob is a pedophile! He got depressed(I'm not sure really, but let's go with it) about Bella rejecting him, so he imprinted on her fucking child! I'm surprised(with her mary-sue capabilities) that she didn't strike him dead.

  • "I couldn't get past the first book. It was so god awful..."

    OMG! Are you like my clone or something(or maybe were just twins)! I couldn't finish Twilight either!(it's really boring)

  • "You never get anything when complaining."

    Heard of sonic 4, bitch?

  • @Croreloth Super Mario Galaxy 2 to an extent.

  • when she talks my ears vibrate...

  • :D ROFL! This was great!

  • "UUUUMAYZING BUUUUK" lol Stephen King recorded that and played in a responses to the Twitards! xD lol oh and i love your commentary! :D

  • lol, its Mrs. Potatohead! xD

  • UH MAY ZINGH BUUUKK...!

    Man what the fuck is with this girls teeth?

  • holy fuck a wild shamu appeared!!!!

  • this video was 10 minutes11 seconds too long.

  • @Jeycihn

    Well it's your life wasted. Not mine. xD

  • @DarkAngeltheLight I only wasted 1 minute until i realized what shit it was. but you are correct, it's 1 minute I'll never get back =( don't get me wrong, I agree with your point lol, but there's no way I could get through 10 minutes of that hummmm+the fat guy+that much posing....o wiat, that's a chick!...? wtf, nature sucks ><

  • @DarkAngeltheLight your freaking hilarious

  • @DarkAngeltheLight Well said.

  • @DarkAngeltheLight oh snaaaaaap

  • @DarkAngeltheLight Lol, Death Note. :3

  • @DarkAngeltheLight

    Didn't you.. make the video.. Wait. What?

  • I know people will hate me for making a fat joke but..............THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

  • Win for L. I wonder if the chick who made the Breaking Dawn rant, has seen this. XD

  • Win for L

  • This is probably the only time I will ever agree with Onision...

    Twilight fucking sucks. -w-

  • i have to admit i found this hilarous. it brings up a pretty common view that fangirls think, just the "if you dont agree you are wrong" view on the whole thing ranting how meyer is jsut an amazing author. I tried to read the book, to see what the hype was abotu and couldnt actually finish it. No plot, no character depth and to be blunt a horrible book. Im ranting though, awesome video. liked the pictures of L you chose for various things.

  • there are certain bands i like that i know people don't like but i at least listen to their opinion and respect it and or don't get butthurt about it. Oh i love your sarcasm so much hahaha

  • read the first book in 2 days, couldn't get past the second

  • Q _ Q oh god she scares me

  • Sweetie,

    If my husband and the world's greatest detective makes a commentary on you, YOU'RE SCREWED!

  • @Sayuyagami1001 just wanna point out that makes no sense at all. like seriously, none. no offence

  • @tenguname I was talking about L, obviously. And yeah, I know he isn't real.

  • @tenguname so if L... and your Husband make a comentary sombody is screwed? that still makes no sense. More sense than before but still none...

  • @tenguname I'm confused: Could you elaborate??

  • Ahh, sarcasm~<3

    I love you X3

  • @mikusoniclover9 actually I want a potato chip

  • @mikusoniclover9 hell yes

  • even when she's extremely quiet she scares me D:

  • when she said yahuh I just wanted to shout yoho

  • Real vampires burn. Gay ones sparkle like disco balls. That's an insult to the disco balls...

  • @Songbreezun oddly enough in the movie dusk till dawn they use a disco ball to kill vampires.

  • I hate all anime, especially Death note (thanks to a retard on dA)...but LOLOLOLOL. This is perfection. Bry is gonna love this. XD

  • @RockstarGenie94 Oh. I have heard of him though I never saw any of his videos.

  • Death Note just wants its apple back.

  • You rule at life. :D

  • my brain hurts. Her voice, her dialouge, her awkward pauses and actions (eg: go now, that, that, that way *points one way* *points both ways* i dunno, one of these two ways...) i hope Stephenie Meyer is proud of herself. She has produced about a million of these ugly, lonely people.

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  • my dogs shit is better than twilight

  • I like my cat far more than that boring, shit, glorified fanfiction Stephenie Meyer calls a book.

  • One thing she doesn't know that the vampires in Twilight aren't vampires, they're fairies.

  • hmmm twilight IS shit ...but so is death note :P

  • Love this I like Twilight but Death Note is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY better LOVE L and THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, SPARKLE, AND DON'T EAT PEOPLE THEY'RE FAIRIES! I commented saying Breaking Dawn DOES suck and her ONLY comeback was "Bitch!" I love the part "The book sucks no matter how many times you shove it in my face so shut the fuck up" a bit of a Mary-Sue? OH PLEASE LIKE SHE KNOWS ANY OTHER BOOK THAN THE TWILIGHT SAGA! HOW COULD SHE KNOW WHAT A DICTIONARY IS?

  • I hope that in the next book that bitch writes at the end the seals show up with G36Cs with hollow point 5.56 rounds so it hurts more and they just fuckin rip them all up and leave'em for dead btw the bass notes In the back were her breathing

  • someone tell that moose to kill itself.

  • A whole year? Amazing book?

    She obviously never read one before. A real book.

  • Ugh... I'm so sick of these Twilight fantards... They always say "OMG I love Edward Cullen! He's so Sparkly!" .... Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight. They die.

    Anyway, Nice commentary :3

  • I'd rather have a glorified fanfiction than twilight xDDD

  • got to say something here. Stephine mayers made a new book called the vistiers. And it sounded interseting since there aliens that take over the humans. But my mom read it. And remember this. She didnt read the god awfully twilight. But she watched the movie and told me it was shitty. So. Stephine regain her self. And probably now wants to burn twilight. Since she just made a new book that isnt shitty like twinkleing dumbass vampires.

  • nuttymadam is the most hypocritical twitard EVER.

    Oh god,Renesmee is the devil spawn of literature.

  • how do ou make a commentary?

  • @CandyPoptartKidz Try the program "Audacity".

  • the fat chick is wrong the movies suck dick and the books.... just fuckin kill me!! vampires should fuckin sparkle they should fuckin explode. jacob should have killed renssemse and edward and bella should have gone to hell for having sex with the fuckin vampire!!

  • the static is her fart

  • she sounds like a man... or that milo character jim carrey had

  • Don't get me wrong; I find Twatlight to be just as dumb as any other normal individual would, but... well, put it this way:

    When you argue with a fool, who is more foolish; you or the fool?

    Oh, and complaining about background noises when your own commentary is full of static? ....Yeah.

  • I'm scared of her. She might eat me. D:

  • Thank you for all of your GREAT videos they always make me lol =)

    Keep it up your amazing, have you ever thought about doing a rant on Disney???

  • holly shit  0:56 is so scary

  • As always, I agree with L

  • Ah! A wild Snorlax!

  • Twilight - A girl's choice between Necrophilia and Beastiality.

  • i hate twilight i can't stand twitards and i love bleach nothing else but bleach and all tite kubo work

  • Run she's goin eat u or sit on u!!!!!

  • ill hire her to eat edward, that way she has a little piece of him where ever she goes

  • Forget the deathstar, GET THE LIFE-O-SUCTION AND 3 TONS OF BUTTER

  • Alright, everyone was reading this shit so I tried to read it and it was fucking shit I regret ever reading Twilight As soon as I stopped reading I was like what the hell this shit sucks!

  • I'm just a fag hater fan. GO Darkangelthelight,Bravo...

  • grr, I am a Snorlax Twilight-fangirl. Have your own opinions and I WILL EAT YOU...

  • I went to my bro's comic book store... THERE IS A FUCKING MANGA FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • You should stop picking on nuttymadam, she has enough on her plate already (get it?)

  • @ytmndman

    That was funny! I normally don't laugh out loud at the comments but you got me!

  • Twilight really is glorified fanfiction. Why? Because i actually found a remake on a fanfic site (although it WAS by someone who hated Twilight) that at least kicked the stuffing out of the movie (I admit I haven't read the book I'm only using the movie as a reference).

  • That noise in the background? That was something wrong with her mic? I thought it was just a really long fart...

  • And people complain about the obesity rates in America?

  • congraglations (yes i know i can't spell worth shit) you have erned +1 subcriber

  • Whoops, *how

  • Lmao I love hoe you used L.

  • what a fat cunt!! JK. Rolling could kick Stephanie Meyer's ass any day. FUCK Twilight!!! Vampires don't spirkle you FAT BITCH!!!! Twilight equals FUCKING EPIC FAIL!!!!

  • OH, MY GAWD! I LOVE YOU FOR THIS! Mostly because L is in it. XD I hate twilight and the L pics made me lol even more through the thing!

  • I face-palmed so much during the rant on nutty's part my forehead's red.

  • twilight is fucking painful to read why do people like that bullshit

  • I feel so compelled to just play the Numa-Numa video while i watch this commentary

  • I personaly think twilight is bullshit from the start, even never reading it, the moment I heard about it, I knew it was gonna be shit.

    Personaly I think Yuna Kagesaki made vampires look better than twilight.

  • Hurray!!!!

    Why the hell is twilight so popular & everyone point that fucking wailord brought up was more retarded than me.

    List of great authors (I.E: better than hawkins): Douglas Adams, Terry Prachite, Tsugumi Ohba, Tite Kubo & Garth Nix.... well in my opinion their better than twilight & all the other over hyped shit she came out with.

    I fact... See ya, I'm off to make a rant on twilight.

  • Because the mass of fan-girls, excluding logical thinking fans of Twilight like MelinaPendulum, and a female friend of mine are shallow, dimwitted whores who throw themselves at hot guys.

  • DEATH TO TWILIGHT

  • watching her talk just made my mind black out O.O not a good sign

  • someone needs to get a life... or use all that extra time to run on a treadmill.

  • Agreed~

  • this girl just became my hero.

  • im doing a video commentary on the audio book of twilight... i hate my life. i need a gun (just kidding)

  • awesome!!!

  • THAR' SHE BLOWS!

  • MAN THE HARPOONS!

  • I think Twilight is to obvious that i couldn't even get through the first chapter with out mocking it. It sucked that much that i gave it the the charity shop and it got soled for 50p.

    Thats what i call : epic fail

    thank you so much for making this video

    and to all those twilight fantards out there - get a life because i am sick of your stupid bull shit!!

  • there is only one thing to that twitard and that is ''i have the right to my opinion and my opinoin is you have no right to your opinion so shut the hell up and go get off the internet''rip george carlin

  • i meant to say only one thing i could say to that twitard and that is

  • It Sound's like she has a Vibrator stuck up her fat ass LMAO

  • umm the guy is actually from a manga called Deathnote... WARNING!!! people who plans on reading this, stop reading NOW! this guy is called L

  • ill take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!!!1!!!!!2

  • LOL! That was one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard from an anime. Death Note was funny that way though. One moment you're watching an interesting Crime-Thiller, next moment you're watching a humorous sequence.

  • This stupid pile of shit can never fucking respect others' opinions... I hope she gets a mother fucking heart attack :3

  • What is that buzzing? She sounds like she swallowed a vibrator!

  • lol saga619 XD

  • Your subscription to 'DarkAngeltheLight' has been added.

  • Great job, as usual. :D

  • I knew someone was going to do a commentary on this fatasses epic fail. this commentary was lulzy 5 stars.

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