97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there,eatingpopcorn and screaming, "Do a FLIP you SPARKLY FAGOT!!!!!" then copy and paste this in your youtube profile. or just thumbs up --->
Lord Almighty,is this wench stupid. I've heard better arguments from the highly respected Jim Sterling of the Jimquistion(Nobody expects the Escapist Jimquistion!).
I'm kinda disgusted by Twilight. I mean, who falls in love with a fucking baby! And, that's not a fucking twist, it's just plain gross! (I about puked when my sister told me this-she's a twilight fan, but there are some things she doesn't like about(like this bit) Jacob is a pedophile! He got depressed(I'm not sure really, but let's go with it) about Bella rejecting him, so he imprinted on her fucking child! I'm surprised(with her mary-sue capabilities) that she didn't strike him dead.
@DarkAngeltheLight I only wasted 1 minute until i realized what shit it was. but you are correct, it's 1 minute I'll never get back =( don't get me wrong, I agree with your point lol, but there's no way I could get through 10 minutes of that hummmm+the fat guy+that much posing....o wiat, that's a chick!...? wtf, nature sucks ><
i have to admit i found this hilarous. it brings up a pretty common view that fangirls think, just the "if you dont agree you are wrong" view on the whole thing ranting how meyer is jsut an amazing author. I tried to read the book, to see what the hype was abotu and couldnt actually finish it. No plot, no character depth and to be blunt a horrible book. Im ranting though, awesome video. liked the pictures of L you chose for various things.
there are certain bands i like that i know people don't like but i at least listen to their opinion and respect it and or don't get butthurt about it. Oh i love your sarcasm so much hahaha
my brain hurts. Her voice, her dialouge, her awkward pauses and actions (eg: go now, that, that, that way *points one way* *points both ways* i dunno, one of these two ways...) i hope Stephenie Meyer is proud of herself. She has produced about a million of these ugly, lonely people.
Love this I like Twilight but Death Note is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY better LOVE L and THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, SPARKLE, AND DON'T EAT PEOPLE THEY'RE FAIRIES! I commented saying Breaking Dawn DOES suck and her ONLY comeback was "Bitch!" I love the part "The book sucks no matter how many times you shove it in my face so shut the fuck up" a bit of a Mary-Sue? OH PLEASE LIKE SHE KNOWS ANY OTHER BOOK THAN THE TWILIGHT SAGA! HOW COULD SHE KNOW WHAT A DICTIONARY IS?
I hope that in the next book that bitch writes at the end the seals show up with G36Cs with hollow point 5.56 rounds so it hurts more and they just fuckin rip them all up and leave'em for dead btw the bass notes In the back were her breathing
Ugh... I'm so sick of these Twilight fantards... They always say "OMG I love Edward Cullen! He's so Sparkly!" .... Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight. They die.
got to say something here. Stephine mayers made a new book called the vistiers. And it sounded interseting since there aliens that take over the humans. But my mom read it. And remember this. She didnt read the god awfully twilight. But she watched the movie and told me it was shitty. So. Stephine regain her self. And probably now wants to burn twilight. Since she just made a new book that isnt shitty like twinkleing dumbass vampires.
the fat chick is wrong the movies suck dick and the books.... just fuckin kill me!! vampires should fuckin sparkle they should fuckin explode. jacob should have killed renssemse and edward and bella should have gone to hell for having sex with the fuckin vampire!!
Alright, everyone was reading this shit so I tried to read it and it was fucking shit I regret ever reading Twilight As soon as I stopped reading I was like what the hell this shit sucks!
Twilight really is glorified fanfiction. Why? Because i actually found a remake on a fanfic site (although it WAS by someone who hated Twilight) that at least kicked the stuffing out of the movie (I admit I haven't read the book I'm only using the movie as a reference).
what a fat cunt!! JK. Rolling could kick Stephanie Meyer's ass any day. FUCK Twilight!!! Vampires don't spirkle you FAT BITCH!!!! Twilight equals FUCKING EPIC FAIL!!!!
Why the hell is twilight so popular & everyone point that fucking wailord brought up was more retarded than me.
List of great authors (I.E: better than hawkins): Douglas Adams, Terry Prachite, Tsugumi Ohba, Tite Kubo & Garth Nix.... well in my opinion their better than twilight & all the other over hyped shit she came out with.
I fact... See ya, I'm off to make a rant on twilight.
Because the mass of fan-girls, excluding logical thinking fans of Twilight like MelinaPendulum, and a female friend of mine are shallow, dimwitted whores who throw themselves at hot guys.
I think Twilight is to obvious that i couldn't even get through the first chapter with out mocking it. It sucked that much that i gave it the the charity shop and it got soled for 50p.
Thats what i call : epic fail
thank you so much for making this video
and to all those twilight fantards out there - get a life because i am sick of your stupid bull shit!!
there is only one thing to that twitard and that is ''i have the right to my opinion and my opinoin is you have no right to your opinion so shut the hell up and go get off the internet''rip george carlin
LOL! That was one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard from an anime. Death Note was funny that way though. One moment you're watching an interesting Crime-Thiller, next moment you're watching a humorous sequence.
I'm so glad there's women out there who HATE Twilight
MysticGohan09 1 month ago
Maybe, if she hadn't been so redundant, one sided, and boring she MIGHT have had the SLIGHTEST chance of being bearable to watch
BisexualFTW65 2 months ago
THIS IS THE ART OF SHRED THIS IS THE
EMOTION
Azurenighterror11 2 months ago
FUCK YEAH DOMINATION!
Padreblue11 2 months ago
Twilight romantisizes dangerous and abusive relationships and pedophilia but what would a sane non-obsessive, non-opinion hating person like me know.
CrissBluefox 2 months ago
You're Hilarious xD
xXVocaloidLurverXx 3 months ago
lol, you are epic.
WrestlingSmartazz 3 months ago
She sounds like my teacher bitching at me... I wonder if she knows that the characters are fictional
Ethankelsey 3 months ago
You're awesome. :D
When I first saw Nuttymadam, I thought: "Jesus, and I thought I was a fat fuck." Compared to her, I'm freakin' skinny.
clyneandras 4 months ago
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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there,eatingpopcorn and screaming, "Do a FLIP you SPARKLY FAGOT!!!!!" then copy and paste this in your youtube profile. or just thumbs up --->
leightonmarchetta 4 months ago
Lord Almighty,is this wench stupid. I've heard better arguments from the highly respected Jim Sterling of the Jimquistion(Nobody expects the Escapist Jimquistion!).
ZoanBlade90 5 months ago
Your reviews always make my day. xD
ArtisticDreamer94 6 months ago
I'm kinda disgusted by Twilight. I mean, who falls in love with a fucking baby! And, that's not a fucking twist, it's just plain gross! (I about puked when my sister told me this-she's a twilight fan, but there are some things she doesn't like about(like this bit) Jacob is a pedophile! He got depressed(I'm not sure really, but let's go with it) about Bella rejecting him, so he imprinted on her fucking child! I'm surprised(with her mary-sue capabilities) that she didn't strike him dead.
xXxSnowXAblazexXx 6 months ago
"I couldn't get past the first book. It was so god awful..."
OMG! Are you like my clone or something(or maybe were just twins)! I couldn't finish Twilight either!(it's really boring)
xXxSnowXAblazexXx 6 months ago
"You never get anything when complaining."
Heard of sonic 4, bitch?
Croreloth 6 months ago
@Croreloth Super Mario Galaxy 2 to an extent.
ITSRIIIIDGERACCERR 3 months ago
when she talks my ears vibrate...
GhostAutomail 6 months ago
:D ROFL! This was great!
TheSlothStyle 6 months ago
"UUUUMAYZING BUUUUK" lol Stephen King recorded that and played in a responses to the Twitards! xD lol oh and i love your commentary! :D
RisuchanX4 6 months ago
lol, its Mrs. Potatohead! xD
TehSecretAgent 7 months ago
UH MAY ZINGH BUUUKK...!
Man what the fuck is with this girls teeth?
IronKnuckleKO 7 months ago
holy fuck a wild shamu appeared!!!!
NARamirez14 7 months ago
this video was 10 minutes11 seconds too long.
Jeycihn 8 months ago
@Jeycihn
Well it's your life wasted. Not mine. xD
DarkAngeltheLight 8 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight I only wasted 1 minute until i realized what shit it was. but you are correct, it's 1 minute I'll never get back =( don't get me wrong, I agree with your point lol, but there's no way I could get through 10 minutes of that hummmm+the fat guy+that much posing....o wiat, that's a chick!...? wtf, nature sucks ><
Jeycihn 8 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight your freaking hilarious
KingTy7654 7 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight Well said.
TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666 7 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight oh snaaaaaap
F5FURU12 6 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight Lol, Death Note. :3
ChrisBrawlingMedia 3 months ago
@DarkAngeltheLight
Didn't you.. make the video.. Wait. What?
PeculiarDan 2 months ago
I know people will hate me for making a fat joke but..............THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
TheRello99 8 months ago
Win for L. I wonder if the chick who made the Breaking Dawn rant, has seen this. XD
Froststripe14 8 months ago
Win for L
Froststripe14 8 months ago
This is probably the only time I will ever agree with Onision...
Twilight fucking sucks. -w-
wolfessmoon 8 months ago
i have to admit i found this hilarous. it brings up a pretty common view that fangirls think, just the "if you dont agree you are wrong" view on the whole thing ranting how meyer is jsut an amazing author. I tried to read the book, to see what the hype was abotu and couldnt actually finish it. No plot, no character depth and to be blunt a horrible book. Im ranting though, awesome video. liked the pictures of L you chose for various things.
tenguname 9 months ago
there are certain bands i like that i know people don't like but i at least listen to their opinion and respect it and or don't get butthurt about it. Oh i love your sarcasm so much hahaha
PnkRckGrlProductions 9 months ago
read the first book in 2 days, couldn't get past the second
randomchicken300 9 months ago
Q _ Q oh god she scares me
Ziny226 9 months ago
Sweetie,
If my husband and the world's greatest detective makes a commentary on you, YOU'RE SCREWED!
Sayuyagami1001 10 months ago
@Sayuyagami1001 just wanna point out that makes no sense at all. like seriously, none. no offence
tenguname 9 months ago
@tenguname I was talking about L, obviously. And yeah, I know he isn't real.
Sayuyagami1001 9 months ago
@tenguname so if L... and your Husband make a comentary sombody is screwed? that still makes no sense. More sense than before but still none...
tenguname 9 months ago
@tenguname I'm confused: Could you elaborate??
TheRello99 9 months ago
Ahh, sarcasm~<3
I love you X3
Ghostpelt101 10 months ago
@mikusoniclover9 actually I want a potato chip
TheRello99 10 months ago
@mikusoniclover9 hell yes
donte198 11 months ago
even when she's extremely quiet she scares me D:
XshinymewX 1 year ago
when she said yahuh I just wanted to shout yoho
RichkiAzure 1 year ago
Real vampires burn. Gay ones sparkle like disco balls. That's an insult to the disco balls...
Songbreezun 1 year ago
@Songbreezun oddly enough in the movie dusk till dawn they use a disco ball to kill vampires.
themetatron1987 1 year ago
I hate all anime, especially Death note (thanks to a retard on dA)...but LOLOLOLOL. This is perfection. Bry is gonna love this. XD
MikeMsDaughter11 1 year ago
@RockstarGenie94 Oh. I have heard of him though I never saw any of his videos.
NiGHTS4life 1 year ago
Death Note just wants its apple back.
ganonslayer01 1 year ago
You rule at life. :D
iluvroyals2much 1 year ago
my brain hurts. Her voice, her dialouge, her awkward pauses and actions (eg: go now, that, that, that way *points one way* *points both ways* i dunno, one of these two ways...) i hope Stephenie Meyer is proud of herself. She has produced about a million of these ugly, lonely people.
BlueTwinTaco 1 year ago
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BlueTwinTaco 1 year ago
my dogs shit is better than twilight
poisenpotato123 1 year ago
I like my cat far more than that boring, shit, glorified fanfiction Stephenie Meyer calls a book.
whateverperson2006 1 year ago
One thing she doesn't know that the vampires in Twilight aren't vampires, they're fairies.
Themanwithn0eyes 1 year ago
hmmm twilight IS shit ...but so is death note :P
katiecappail 1 year ago
Love this I like Twilight but Death Note is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY better LOVE L and THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, SPARKLE, AND DON'T EAT PEOPLE THEY'RE FAIRIES! I commented saying Breaking Dawn DOES suck and her ONLY comeback was "Bitch!" I love the part "The book sucks no matter how many times you shove it in my face so shut the fuck up" a bit of a Mary-Sue? OH PLEASE LIKE SHE KNOWS ANY OTHER BOOK THAN THE TWILIGHT SAGA! HOW COULD SHE KNOW WHAT A DICTIONARY IS?
mcMirandaCosgrovemc 1 year ago
I hope that in the next book that bitch writes at the end the seals show up with G36Cs with hollow point 5.56 rounds so it hurts more and they just fuckin rip them all up and leave'em for dead btw the bass notes In the back were her breathing
whiteknife1 1 year ago
someone tell that moose to kill itself.
TheCaptainLulz 1 year ago
A whole year? Amazing book?
She obviously never read one before. A real book.
MadForColors 1 year ago
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Why do say you're a ripoff?
NiGHTS4life 1 year ago
Ugh... I'm so sick of these Twilight fantards... They always say "OMG I love Edward Cullen! He's so Sparkly!" .... Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight. They die.
Anyway, Nice commentary :3
MarluxiaHaters 1 year ago
I'd rather have a glorified fanfiction than twilight xDDD
PukingRainbowz 1 year ago
got to say something here. Stephine mayers made a new book called the vistiers. And it sounded interseting since there aliens that take over the humans. But my mom read it. And remember this. She didnt read the god awfully twilight. But she watched the movie and told me it was shitty. So. Stephine regain her self. And probably now wants to burn twilight. Since she just made a new book that isnt shitty like twinkleing dumbass vampires.
xX99SilentShadowsXx 1 year ago
nuttymadam is the most hypocritical twitard EVER.
Oh god,Renesmee is the devil spawn of literature.
TheElectricDreamer93 1 year ago
how do ou make a commentary?
CandyPoptartKidz 1 year ago
@CandyPoptartKidz Try the program "Audacity".
asahitownboys 1 year ago
the fat chick is wrong the movies suck dick and the books.... just fuckin kill me!! vampires should fuckin sparkle they should fuckin explode. jacob should have killed renssemse and edward and bella should have gone to hell for having sex with the fuckin vampire!!
CandyPoptartKidz 1 year ago
the static is her fart
caosdaninja 1 year ago
she sounds like a man... or that milo character jim carrey had
5282890 1 year ago
Don't get me wrong; I find Twatlight to be just as dumb as any other normal individual would, but... well, put it this way:
When you argue with a fool, who is more foolish; you or the fool?
Oh, and complaining about background noises when your own commentary is full of static? ....Yeah.
shf58 1 year ago
I'm scared of her. She might eat me. D:
LoZWWisawesome 1 year ago
Thank you for all of your GREAT videos they always make me lol =)
Keep it up your amazing, have you ever thought about doing a rant on Disney???
mrtamberineman123 1 year ago
holly shit 0:56 is so scary
NINJAJELLYBEAN1 1 year ago
As always, I agree with L
vampirehunterXD 1 year ago
Ah! A wild Snorlax!
DayBreakization 1 year ago
Twilight - A girl's choice between Necrophilia and Beastiality.
ThomasMoar 1 year ago
i hate twilight i can't stand twitards and i love bleach nothing else but bleach and all tite kubo work
gojirafan345 1 year ago
Run she's goin eat u or sit on u!!!!!
musiclover812 1 year ago
ill hire her to eat edward, that way she has a little piece of him where ever she goes
yellind1 1 year ago
Forget the deathstar, GET THE LIFE-O-SUCTION AND 3 TONS OF BUTTER
MrRunningCat 1 year ago
Alright, everyone was reading this shit so I tried to read it and it was fucking shit I regret ever reading Twilight As soon as I stopped reading I was like what the hell this shit sucks!
ShowMe160 1 year ago
I'm just a fag hater fan. GO Darkangelthelight,Bravo...
MrRunningCat 1 year ago
grr, I am a Snorlax Twilight-fangirl. Have your own opinions and I WILL EAT YOU...
chinopivots 1 year ago
I went to my bro's comic book store... THERE IS A FUCKING MANGA FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stupidfart9876 1 year ago
You should stop picking on nuttymadam, she has enough on her plate already (get it?)
ytmndman 2 years ago
@ytmndman
That was funny! I normally don't laugh out loud at the comments but you got me!
THEVETERAN7 1 year ago
Twilight really is glorified fanfiction. Why? Because i actually found a remake on a fanfic site (although it WAS by someone who hated Twilight) that at least kicked the stuffing out of the movie (I admit I haven't read the book I'm only using the movie as a reference).
swordhunter12 2 years ago
That noise in the background? That was something wrong with her mic? I thought it was just a really long fart...
gryes 2 years ago
And people complain about the obesity rates in America?
FailureAsaNinja 2 years ago
congraglations (yes i know i can't spell worth shit) you have erned +1 subcriber
riden1234567 2 years ago
Whoops, *how
SirenitySilver 2 years ago
Lmao I love hoe you used L.
SirenitySilver 2 years ago
what a fat cunt!! JK. Rolling could kick Stephanie Meyer's ass any day. FUCK Twilight!!! Vampires don't spirkle you FAT BITCH!!!! Twilight equals FUCKING EPIC FAIL!!!!
daekunkiller 2 years ago
OH, MY GAWD! I LOVE YOU FOR THIS! Mostly because L is in it. XD I hate twilight and the L pics made me lol even more through the thing!
chibiplease 2 years ago
I face-palmed so much during the rant on nutty's part my forehead's red.
paprikamuffin 2 years ago
twilight is fucking painful to read why do people like that bullshit
Kodocha7 2 years ago
I feel so compelled to just play the Numa-Numa video while i watch this commentary
roxasxdarknessx 2 years ago
I personaly think twilight is bullshit from the start, even never reading it, the moment I heard about it, I knew it was gonna be shit.
Personaly I think Yuna Kagesaki made vampires look better than twilight.
blackserpent0 2 years ago
Hurray!!!!
Why the hell is twilight so popular & everyone point that fucking wailord brought up was more retarded than me.
List of great authors (I.E: better than hawkins): Douglas Adams, Terry Prachite, Tsugumi Ohba, Tite Kubo & Garth Nix.... well in my opinion their better than twilight & all the other over hyped shit she came out with.
I fact... See ya, I'm off to make a rant on twilight.
blackserpent0 2 years ago
Because the mass of fan-girls, excluding logical thinking fans of Twilight like MelinaPendulum, and a female friend of mine are shallow, dimwitted whores who throw themselves at hot guys.
DemonicRemption 2 years ago
DEATH TO TWILIGHT
XxxDEATH2TWILIGHTxxX 2 years ago
watching her talk just made my mind black out O.O not a good sign
UlqiYoru 2 years ago
someone needs to get a life... or use all that extra time to run on a treadmill.
Otoronata 2 years ago
Agreed~
UlqiYoru 2 years ago
this girl just became my hero.
thatguy905 2 years ago
im doing a video commentary on the audio book of twilight... i hate my life. i need a gun (just kidding)
allabridgedfan12 2 years ago
awesome!!!
UlqiYoru 2 years ago
THAR' SHE BLOWS!
musiccritick101 2 years ago
MAN THE HARPOONS!
firez1990 2 years ago
I think Twilight is to obvious that i couldn't even get through the first chapter with out mocking it. It sucked that much that i gave it the the charity shop and it got soled for 50p.
Thats what i call : epic fail
thank you so much for making this video
and to all those twilight fantards out there - get a life because i am sick of your stupid bull shit!!
TheLithiumFlower 2 years ago
there is only one thing to that twitard and that is ''i have the right to my opinion and my opinoin is you have no right to your opinion so shut the hell up and go get off the internet''rip george carlin
sorryshooter1220 2 years ago
i meant to say only one thing i could say to that twitard and that is
sorryshooter1220 2 years ago
It Sound's like she has a Vibrator stuck up her fat ass LMAO
batfear007 2 years ago
umm the guy is actually from a manga called Deathnote... WARNING!!! people who plans on reading this, stop reading NOW! this guy is called L
Jotenonsos 2 years ago
ill take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!!!1!!!!!2
bobman717 2 years ago
LOL! That was one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard from an anime. Death Note was funny that way though. One moment you're watching an interesting Crime-Thiller, next moment you're watching a humorous sequence.
DemonicRemption 2 years ago
This stupid pile of shit can never fucking respect others' opinions... I hope she gets a mother fucking heart attack :3
Stupidfart9876 2 years ago
What is that buzzing? She sounds like she swallowed a vibrator!
Saga619 2 years ago
lol saga619 XD
tecneon 2 years ago
Your subscription to 'DarkAngeltheLight' has been added.
fiserman357 2 years ago
Great job, as usual. :D
NeoSonic12 2 years ago
I knew someone was going to do a commentary on this fatasses epic fail. this commentary was lulzy 5 stars.
Jegudiel29ZX 2 years ago