...No. Even if I were alive, you would be better off without me. True, your life would be as dull and boring as every other person out there, but it would also be safer. Although you were originally just a replacement for my skull, I'd rather not you end up just as lifeless. I don't have friends. I have A friend, and I would rather not lose him. So please, move on.
While it is rather flattering that you believe in my skills so much that you think I have the ability to overcome death, it is also incredibly annoying that you can not or will not accept that I am gone, and move on with your life. Although I suppose that is just like you, isn't it? You have always been the only one to be in awe of my deductive skills, or at least the only one who did not mind admitting to it. But John, please, just move on. Even if I were alive... but... Moriarty...
No. This is quite clearly your mind wanting me to come back, because I am what stabilized your life after your return from Afghanistan. I am sure that you were quite distraught when I fell, and such trauma can lead to a lifetime of mental disorders, and the belief that your best friend is in fact alive because someone complimented your sweater is clearly a product of your refusal to accept that fact that your best friend is gone.
@th3larch
...No. Even if I were alive, you would be better off without me. True, your life would be as dull and boring as every other person out there, but it would also be safer. Although you were originally just a replacement for my skull, I'd rather not you end up just as lifeless. I don't have friends. I have A friend, and I would rather not lose him. So please, move on.
carpejugulum93 1 month ago
@carpejugulum93 *unintelligible squelching followed by muffled wheezes*
th3larch 1 month ago
@th3larch
While it is rather flattering that you believe in my skills so much that you think I have the ability to overcome death, it is also incredibly annoying that you can not or will not accept that I am gone, and move on with your life. Although I suppose that is just like you, isn't it? You have always been the only one to be in awe of my deductive skills, or at least the only one who did not mind admitting to it. But John, please, just move on. Even if I were alive... but... Moriarty...
carpejugulum93 1 month ago
@th3larch
No. This is quite clearly your mind wanting me to come back, because I am what stabilized your life after your return from Afghanistan. I am sure that you were quite distraught when I fell, and such trauma can lead to a lifetime of mental disorders, and the belief that your best friend is in fact alive because someone complimented your sweater is clearly a product of your refusal to accept that fact that your best friend is gone.
carpejugulum93 1 month ago
Nice sweater, Watson.
carpejugulum93 1 month ago
@carpejugulum93 s-sherlock? you're alive?!?
th3larch 1 month ago