New Resolution (NOT!)

[xXblackwidow22Xx]

im not going to masturbate to u anymore.

[ftolis]

1:55 he is so dam funny <3

[surfdudepenny]

ive just watched this after watching the 2011 one. about 4 of the non resolutions are the same and so are the reasons. that constancy being displayed. Right There^ i also am glad that you kept your non resolution of not dying in 2010 :)

[clauddiaaTMBxO0x]

@surfdudepenny  same with me:O:)

[LoonyCartoonys]

1:06  Heh

[Allenmarxchannel]

HAHAHAAHA I KILLU I KILLU

[whightwicca]

ur really funny u should make a video about low self asteam

[MandyLou247]

when your penis comes off in your hand, that's too much.. ^.^

[NbG8Luka]

Im not gonna post a comment about not doing something.

[iloveyougoofey]

I'm watching this in 2011. I'm glad you decided to not die in 2010.

[TheGOTH13]

i am not going to rape anyone.... today.

[boredgirl701]

i'm not gonna grab a banana and threaten to shoot anyone who doesnt bow to me while wearing only my tv remote

...nope not again!

[jaimedan121]

wuussssaaaaap, dannay?

how ARE your resolutions coming this year? seeing as how the year is oh so close to being over.... but not really. close enough, anyway.

i wish the year would end already. they're starting to play christmas music at my place of work. and i don't like it. not one bit.

[sylcf]

The Jacket is "Roar Renegade Souls Hooded Blazer"

[outsidereeplay]

Which Kevin Macleod song is that at the begining?

[eddy123eddy123eddy]

I am not going to eat any of my freinds in 2010

[BojanaB1]

I LOVE THE JACKET!

[FullMetalSpork365]

i'm not gonna strip naked and run around the mall yelling "the aliens stole my clothes!!"

this of course would be a different story if i was in the park

[AleksM1991]

dude, you should was your ass daily...

you will get mudflaps if you dont..

[2xbam]

kandiduj se za predsednika!!!

[MexicanMuscel]

shave your head

[waitandbleed666555]

Im not gonna do anymore Fighting lessions and Numchuck skills with Chuck norris casue im affraid im gonna become even more powerful than chuck himself...

[marfabear]

I am not going to cluck like a chicken in crowded places.

[marfabear]

Non-resolutions! Excellent! It will be so much easier to keep them, like say I will not plow through a crowd of people!

[JolliffJaguar]

AHAHAHA I KILL YOU, I KILL YOU!!!!

[TheOdotheus]

i m not going to go to school !

[Xxhalo3brsxX]

lmao at 1:49

[uhicantremember]

hhahahahahahaha i keal you, i keal you

[Aularia]

I'm not gonna sing in made up languages and claim it's national anthems!

I'm not gonna pretend I'm a guy and shove a banana through the zipper of my pants.

I'm not gonna do that with my finger wiggling through my zipper, too.

I'm not gonna hide the junk food in my room because the others eat too much of it and I never get any otherwise.

I'm not gonna not do nasty things to the junk food so the others won't eat it, though.

[ulfurinnn]

im not gonna stop eating babies.

im not gonnastop rapign people.

im not gonna watch as much tV

im not gonna turn amish either

im not gonna turn white.

im not gonna die.

im not gonna accidentally people with my car.

actually.. revers that one.. i mean im not gonna not hit people with my car XD

im not gonna stop watching ur videos :D

[MrNcoppick]

im not going to become friends witha bar of cheese that will later eat my flesh like a boil of icecream on a warm winter day!

[CoolioMcDizzle]

1:49 lol

[JaBiTiCaR]

Dancing and talking at start is so funny!

[deflepp09]

i am not going to eat my whole kitchen just because im bored from time to time!

[toby9tf]

everybodys doing it ! lol

[jgrizzle358]

lol, this was his funniest one yet. way to start off the year

[lotty195]

0:07 - 0:13, i laughed so hard lol x

LOVE U DANNY .. I want your babies =)

[monkeypoo1993]

I'm not going to eat cat food anymore. :)

[scorpioFUNK]

I'M GONNA GET LAID BY A SEXY PIECE OF MAN-MEAT GODAMMIT!!!!! I whack off way too much for my own good and it's time to for it to come to an end!

..... For a little while anyway......... *shoves vibrators into drawer** >___>;;

[NbG8Luka]

I'm not gonna miss a gradualreport episode in 2010 :)

[ubica012]

1:56 the best xD

[Hordii]

If you are not Gey than prov in ...

[matthewwp56]

OK you started with a good character, a gangsta, then I was into it. Then you changed like ADHD... kewl off slow down and do some WORK on your writing...oh what you say...you don;t write it? Oh... no wonder it is painful to watch. ~Pops

[allhailrat]

I am not going to not apologize for accidentally flagging this video...omg I'm so sorry Danny 0.o

[link9000000]

I'm not gonna jump through my dogs ass and eat all the shit in there in 2010.

Maybe. .

[rawrsaysmydino]

room for two? hahah:P

[halieex37x]

00:02 ;)

[dragonballz701]

can i download link of the song

[umm36]

(it is 2010 now buuuut)

i'm not going to kill anyone this year (unless they really deserve it)

i'm not going to get a girlfriend this year (unless she's really hot... and yes i'm a guy)

i'm not going to go 3 days without logging on to the internet this year (EASY!!!)

i'm not going to go overseas this year (unless it's to canada)

however i AM going to post this comment... in 2010...

and by the way...

you lost the game.

=P

[MrBibber]

@umm36 a girlfriend -> too much problems and requires too much time :D

yes I'm a guy too and no I'm not gay. :P

[1Linkinmaniac]

Do more gangsta talking in other videos!! its awesome xDD

[ghelostar]

i am really trying to find waldo but he just hides so well!! dam him

[PingasPiness]

i just noticed i masturbate too much. cause its getting hard to stick it back on with duck tape....

[ifailshuffle]

oh shit i masturbate too much :|

[515ammy]

i am not goin to get stoned and go on an hour train ride to a kabab shop at 1am knowing that it is not open.....although it was a fun ride home in the police car lol

[xmichellex222]

where did you get your jacket?!! its awesome!

[Sigbot]

For those who don't know what "procrastinate" means, it means the same as "delaying" or "hesitating". Hope it helped ^^

[earthysunchild]

Im not going to start a cult based on false statistics and cause a mass suicide at the full moon but when it comes time for me to die i am sneaky and my vial ends up being not poison so i steal their money

yeh im not gonna do that.

[unbelievebale777]

well, when your penis comes off in your hand, thats too much

[Johnhazrd]

I am not going to hold a state hostage for peanut butter... cause you know i love peanut butter sandwiches... and bread sans peanut butter does not a peanut butter sandwich make.

[pimpdaddy1020101]

im not going to stop watching these videos in 2010

[arbitar619]

im not gong to rape a dog in 2010

[arbitar619]

im not going to

[shadowgames824]

I'm going to stop secretly filming my mother and sister in the shower in 2012 As well as masturbating to the footage :)

[stormtrooper405]

eew

[faythblackheart]

mine is to breathe more :D

[lazylank]

I am not going to pick my nose in 2010.

[Marmstrong220]

My not resoulotion is y

[LifeOnDaProwl]

I am not going to swallow a gallon of orca cum in 2010

[lifediesyoung]

my new years resolution is not to have a new years resolution so then i..oh..wait shit

[marco1991pl]

Omfg u just divided by 0 O_O

[JustAusum]

AHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I KEEL U, I KEEL U!!! AHAHAHAHA I KEEL U , I KEEL U !!!!

Danny u r JustAusum

XD

[jackeebutler]

So much laughter

[AleksM1991]

i will stop visiting website that contain highly graphic images/videos...

i really have to, its having an affect on me

[SamsonRoolz101]

I'm not going to tell my friends that their breath smells bad or there is something in their teeth. Just because i don't like them.

[Hively1995]

SHITsHITSHITsHITAhhhhahhhhhaha­hahahahahahahahShITSHITsHITSHI­TSHITahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahahahhhhhhshitS­HITSHITSHITahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahahahaShITShITShITSHITSHITSH­ITSHIRSHITAhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahhaah......i saw an ant

[stormtrooper405]

you saw an ant shit?

[Hively1995]

Stop fucking fuckocolate fairys on fridays after festival festas

[nevonja]

i'm not going to stick a litle plastic car in my ass like in jackass XD muabuahaha

[kickassneilum]

not going to get hurt while running... again...

[nichelle095]

im not gonna obsessively rewatch dannys videos, stalk him, and rape him nightly. ill cut that down to once evrey threee days, ill work from teher.

[0X0tateiscoolok0X0]

Subscribe, Rate, Stop Raping People....ROFL

[firefox666]

im not going to obsessively stalk and eventually rape danny in 2010. not so sure about 2011 though....

[AleksM1991]

ROFL....

[slacker124]

I will not recieve foot jobs from jobs from monkeys, just saying

[AikOMatic]

I'm not gonna post my non resolutions.Simple as fuck.

[EliteSniper345]

straight as a circle

[EliteSniper345]

you have a virus

[xXBlinDXx12]

im not gonna not think about pussy

[chwy15]

i will stop masterbating to your videos while fisting a monkey.

[NIKOBELLIC235]

o0 WHAT? rofl lmao mofl

[chwy15]

oh yeh bitch thats my resolution. but i can still fist you if u want? lol

[NIKOBELLIC235]

ok lol

[assassinkickass]

im not going to let my pet monkey go around punching people in the nuts and point at me

[DjBunneh]

im not going to not like turtles

[iloveusarah8]

I Will stop rubbing snuff in 2010 since im only 14 :/

[whitefloweret]

I'm not not going to not not not naught.

[vixenvlog]

I'm going to learn to moon walk. That's my resolution.

[divinedido]

not continue to smoke and not slap danny in the face

[admydragon]

i love you. really. yes i do.

[Headon01]

ur the comment that got pickked in the comment episode of gradual report xD

[talkinatchu]

YOU WERE IN DA SHOW! I SAWED IT

[krx545]

i will not stop to drink in 2010!!! XD

[evade8888]

i'm not gonna eat an orphan in 2010

[J0nyy20]

I'm not going to flirt with a mule in 2010!

[ThePandamoniumShow]

im not going to get 3000$ fines in 2010 at the age of 13!

[bbplayerz]

i will try not to rape a monkey this year even though footjobs are amazing from them muhahaha

[GoddessH2O]

LOL!!!!

Did you know that you should masterbate 3times a week at least, to prevent prostate cancer? So masterbate at least 3 times a week, Danny.

[purejennmajik]

I will not procrastinate either in 2010. Nor I will forget to watch a new Gradual Report in 2010. I also will not masterbating in 2010 because I don't have a penis to fall off in my hands with....or something like that......

[SlugOnYourHead]

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[Hadkek]

I feel bad for the poor souls that get in arguments with you.

[nemanyaws]

I'm not gonna stop watching your videos in 2010!

[andrej13666]

i'm gonna stop watching pregneant german women in latex having sex with horses :D

[aHAZmatty]

I'm not going to jump kick dwarfs in the face anymore in 2010!

[VladaMucak93]

Im not gonna get punched in the face again in 2010 :D

[TheHippyDippy]

I'm not going to go to rehab in 2010 no matter how much they beg meh! xDD

[scorchio123526]

my not new years resolution is to stop putting 5 dollar foot longs in my mouth 0.0

[badasschickendude]

hahaha that thing you said at the end fucked my brain up. sideways.

I WILL NOT RAPE ANYBODY IN 2010. I'm taking your advice.

[kaledutu]

il stop my monkey jared from raping me everyday and il stop biting my penis nails in 2010

[captainclayman]

i still have a penis, so i guess i don't masturbate to much!

[Cslacko]

danny.....the only straight gay guy around!

[Deathbysodamachine]

i'm not going to get my penis stuck in a ketchup jar in 2010 and i'm not going to eat any bugs lol

[Hively1995]

Stop eating and soley geting my nutrition from gradual reports u need to do one on anarecics or watever its called

[fullcatdemon]

I'm not going to have a nervious break down and try to kill my brother. ya.

[adjustthemorgue]

hmmm... well i'm no longer gonna dream like i'll live forever, and i'm no longer gonna live like today's my last day cuz I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT! from now on i'm gonna do whatever i feel like doing, perhaps even nothing if i feel so inclined.

PROCRASTINATE ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!!

[rankina85]

smexy danceing :D

my not resolution is to not jerk off while watching your videos your videos....... jk :D

Danny your awesome though!

[SuperChowa]

I'm not going to rape my monkey in 2010 :3

[Hoodyrulez]

im not gonna spend my days looking at the wall

[cat101411]

well umm im not going to eather go gay or get raped...well i dont plan on it at least 0.0

[InfinxRegres]

but raping puppies is still ok, right?

[kashga11]

im going to try and think up better names for my internet accounts in 2010.

[SGrock3r]

I am NOT going to watch Gradual report videos instead of doing my homework.

oh wait....

[talkingstrawberries]

@SGrock3r ditto. :)

[Lif3isMus1c]

I almost wish the bunny had died....What?

[taylor1212eminem]

you have an old school kim carey style

[emofittlisa]

@taylor1212eminem jim carrey plzzzz

[MrTippietop]

1:29 good luck

[marshberry2]

I'm not going to forget to steal a monkey from the Cleveland Metro park Zoo and train him to make me sandwiches on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays afternoons!!!

[Jwlez]

I am not going to leave a comment for Mr. Danny to read... wait..... shit

[ijanderson977]

I'm not going to smoke

[FerreusSWE]

I'm not going to watch a vid by this guy ever again

[iNommy]

I'm not gonna die either. Because yes, last year was the time to die. I even said so.

I'm also not going to stop being the weird ass. So there.

Happy Taylor? I posted. Even if it wasn't funny. Now stop texting me to beg me to post something here! D:<

[Nannirk]

French the llama, that was funny!

I'm not going to not not not not not procrastinate while attempting to not do nothing to death.

[gigglemetaylor]

Im not going give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance. I'm also not going to pick up an illegal alien from home depot to choke me while I touch myself.

[dehuman1se]

i'm not gonna stop starting to stop doing things that none of us is proud of... unless those men at the bar tell me to... (i hate them so much!)

and, i'm also gonna stop commenting on your videos, unless you put this comment in your next show! (deadly serious o.O)

[27Oldboy27]

i'm not going to dance naked in front of my mirror anymore

[Font3not]

i'm not gonna stop watching the gradual report

[theanarchist84]

hmmm... i'm not gonna start being a good person!!

[deanboman]

i'am not going to stop loving serbian language ! :D

[6WildThing6]

I'm not gonna stop watching danny vids :)

[sonicfanatic200]

I am not going to pick up my phone when my BF calls.

HA! THAT SRIGHT BUDDY! YOU CAN'T TALK TO MEH!

But I will run through a crowd in a hotdog suit screaming. "RUN THERE'S A WEINNER ON THE LOSE!"

LMAO

[nxtbuilderman]

I'm not going to stop getin layed.

( happens all de time ;-) )

[sjt375]

I'm not going to have a goldfish cooked with a juicy steak and then eaten with Danny's macaroni, Unless a monkey in Antarctica tells me to

[magicianunderthemask]

im not gonna eat fried hamster

[Fireblaze42]

My new years resolution is that I will not write this comment again.... hehe giggity giggity gooo! go cuagmire

[zwinkycrashes]

ummmm

[azirox7]

I'm not ever gonna stop watching your vids you humping hilarious. Like a hump.... always hilarious.... a hilarious hump..... Meh

[11cansing]

o.o lolzz

[pilphh]

u should show some sex toys, gigity gigity

[YEAHYEAHYEAHSvids]

im not going to do the thing with the gerbils and the children and my ass in 2010..promise.

[mirazicivan]

I'm not gonna vaccinate. Fu*k it. xD

[NarutoBleachManiak]

I'm not going to be a father in 2010...

Boy I really hope I'm not going to be a father in 2010 ;(

[GoColorBoard]

im going to try not to explode in 2010, this time...

[HII60]

I'm not going to be sad in 2010

[vasko002]

I am not going to stop saying f*ck

[TheTrooper9169666]

in not going to rape people in 2010!

[Proof655321]

im not going to jack off in my girlfriends shower while her mom is in the room next door

[TheShotokanWarrior]

My resolution?

HAHAHA

Going with the flow I guess.... OR shifting and increasing the level of till the water gets a bit more muddy and clears up again... etc...

Clarity... by removing smoke screen, seeing through fog via cat vision or through the intense electricity in air. I will be a bit more clear on whats going on in this world...

HAHAHA....

[TheShotokanWarrior]

ha!

[cookerlb]

I'm not going to stick foreign objects in any part of my body...not that I've done that before...

[Elmasterjudio]

IM NOT GONNA STOP USING DRUGS na playing xbox ;)

Im not going to fall in love wwith a transvestite