@MrBokai thats the joke, theyre not doing their jobs, instead theyve started taking the path of Fox and arent giving us "news" theyre just using their broadcasts to spew hate on people and talk about shit that happens every day that has no effect on the people that waatch the garbage. just go watch ANY Fox News broadcast and youll see what i mean.
Guys I'm a youtube politician and if you vote for me I promise to lower the number of retarded comments. I will pass bills to raise originality and most importantly, free beer.
I took my friend on a trip around the country and we got to new jersey he actually said 'is this He'll all could think to say is 'it's just New Jersey'
Lemme reword it then. A republican that is on TV held a rally. Then Stewart and some other famous democrats held another one because the first guy did one. Not saying either is right or wrong, just saying it was rallies put on by famous republicans and democrats, I forgot it was Beck, and I didn't know this one was actually a combo of Stewart's and one that Colbert planned.
I think it was because there was a "Restore Sanity" rally before that led by one of those outspoken Republicans (his name escapes me) so all these Democrats in the entertainment industry decided to do a "Restore Sanity And/Or Fear" rally after that. Coulda sworn that's what happened.
@VTPPGLVR Nope. Glenn Beck had a rally to restore America and in response Jon Stewart decided to hold a rally to counteract all the batshit republicans and celebrate the vast majority of people who are actually sane. So Stephen Colbert decided to make a rally to restore fear. But his permit fell through and he combined his rally with Jon Stewart's making the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear".
Come on guys, nj isn't just highways, we got the pine barens, and beaches( although you have to pay to get on) and um.... Yeah.... We haaaaaaaave.... cape may, and the Delaware river, aaaaaaaaaaaand.... Um...... AH FUCK!
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Every Damn Gay?
DanilPunenkov 16 hours ago
Isn't it the press' task to actually hold their magnifying glass up to their problems?
MrBokai 20 hours ago
@MrBokai thats the joke, theyre not doing their jobs, instead theyve started taking the path of Fox and arent giving us "news" theyre just using their broadcasts to spew hate on people and talk about shit that happens every day that has no effect on the people that waatch the garbage. just go watch ANY Fox News broadcast and youll see what i mean.
nastrael 12 hours ago
there will always be darkness sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is kony kidnapping children
MrCreeperAstley 1 day ago
Why didn't you auto tune the part where he actually sang?!?!?!
MrKristianMan 2 days ago
lol pwnd the french guy
xXghostXx1149 2 days ago
Restore sanity and/or fear?
solid205 2 days ago 3
America all the way!
kasp5982 2 days ago
Alright, I think its time for a new top comment, so here it is.
Google runs THE INTERNET!! RUNNNN *BOOOOOOMMM*
corygunn3 4 days ago
@corygunn3 This is not the top comment, YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!
*EVERY DAMM DAY*
AlexanderOuredox 1 day ago
@AlexanderOuredox xD I tryed, oh well.
corygunn3 1 day ago
The last few seconds ALWAYS get me to giggle.
grandpasgoof 4 days ago
do you all sleep in that room...wait are you brothers???
fwdnd 4 days ago
New Jersey? Why?
fnd822 5 days ago
@fnd822 Because you leave from new york city into a tunnel and on the other end its new jersey.
EatYourMuffinz 4 days ago
There's a new top comment EVERY DAMN DAY
ArbitraryLiberator 5 days ago
oh i heard every day i'm gay :D
Bro4Tube 1 week ago
An occasional toll booth? You must not live in the tri-state area of you think its occasional...
darthpedro123456789 1 week ago 3
Guys I'm a youtube politician and if you vote for me I promise to lower the number of retarded comments. I will pass bills to raise originality and most importantly, free beer.
WillyWonkaIsSatanic 1 week ago 5
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@WillyWonkaIsSatanic Why have you not been elected yet!?
MathyXFTW 1 week ago
wait, so the original video was from comedy central and i didnt feel like taking time to watch it, so was the original supposed to be funny?
jtmvolleyball 1 week ago
i hear this song EVERY DAMN DAY and it gets better EVERY DAMN DAY
jtmvolleyball 1 week ago 3
God this guys as big a blow hard as Glen Beck
MasterFhyl 1 week ago
@MasterFhyl Yeah, telling people they can work together without resorting to insane fear-mongering and conspiracy theories, what an asshole!
Droemar 1 week ago 3
@Droemar That's what you see when you watch this? Really?
MasterFhyl 1 week ago
I was singing this in my dream last night. o_o
loliplaysax 1 week ago 2
Lots of traffic!
ROFL XD
akashag2011 1 week ago 2
Every Damn Day I listen to this song :D
stargunnerz 1 week ago 2
Jon Stewart for President !
semperfimgs 1 week ago 2
I took my friend on a trip around the country and we got to new jersey he actually said 'is this He'll all could think to say is 'it's just New Jersey'
drizzmantec 2 weeks ago
10 hour version?
ggggggggggg496 2 weeks ago
Everyday i'm gay !
Mabalte09 2 weeks ago
im masturbating every damn day! ^^
frankytap 2 weeks ago
CLEVER!! :D
LoveGuitarS2 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
JUST NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!
strhasgame 2 weeks ago 2
My roommate said i listened to this yesterday.
I told him... I listen to this song "Every Damn Day!!!"
GandalfDeBlu 2 weeks ago 19
longer plz
thebrunssss 2 weeks ago
so goddam catchy.
just new jersey
just just new jersey
AliceInLoveCompany 2 weeks ago
He sounds like the singer from Owl City
SubjectRuled 2 weeks ago
@SubjectRuled Adam young.
strangelylucky 2 weeks ago
Tony Soprano disliked this 923 times. You know, New Jersey and all... Fuck it, that show ended like 6 years ago, nobody will like this. I mean it.
ArgonianDude 2 weeks ago
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mb013962 2 weeks ago
''And then perhaps host a week of shows, on the sudden flaming ants epidemic.''
FUCKING EPIC!
TheMonkeyWithTheHat 2 weeks ago
Time for a new top comment and here it is...
Every damn day!
lewissmallwoods 2 weeks ago
0:49 is tht johnny noxville 2 teh right.
neez666 2 weeks ago in playlist schmoyoho
Thumbs up if you watch this EVERY DAMN DAY!
Waffleman247z 3 weeks ago 2
new meme detected
LordKaisen 3 weeks ago
go jon stewart...
Jackbrandvideos 3 weeks ago
XD The way he says 'Every damn day' just makes me feel alot happyer xD
DeathsBestBitch 3 weeks ago
Woot!? Ozzy Osbourne was there? Say what!?
MyLittleBurger 3 weeks ago
you have a prob with nj
laurqenFTW 3 weeks ago
Is that a light at the end of the tunnel? Nope, Just Chuck Testa.
Damn, somebody already said that, didn't they...
kingofpointless 3 weeks ago
EVERY DAMN DAY
Guardofearth 3 weeks ago
FINLAND
floroelle95 3 weeks ago
I WAS THERE!!!
Bcuzieatiron 3 weeks ago
every damn gay XD
CoffeProductions 3 weeks ago 3
Every damn day,
every damn day
ƪ(―˛―“)ʃ
hunniarab 3 weeks ago
Just, Just, New Jersey! ::CLAP::
Allst4rme 3 weeks ago
There's a light at the end of the tunnel! Nope! New Jersey!
JimTheFish66 3 weeks ago
Badass American flags waving in the background
SnowKitzMuhahaha 3 weeks ago
actually a pretty good song!
xXskier425Xx 3 weeks ago
Beat Tht lil Wayne
Curtisnickless1 4 weeks ago
I WAS THERE. AND I SHED A SINGLE TEAR.
MiCKi914 4 weeks ago
Is it weird that this is my favorite schmoyoho song? xD
IsadoraQPersonal 4 weeks ago 169
@IsadoraQPersonal not at all my friend!
CycloneAftermath 4 weeks ago
@IsadoraQPersonal Nope. Well, it's my second favorite, Charlie Sheen's coming in first because of the beat. But this is just awesome.
solarboy48 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from schmoyoho
@IsadoraQPersonal no no it is not
fredrules132 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@IsadoraQPersonal not at all
thetechdecksarecool 1 week ago
@IsadoraQPersonal Indeed :)
denmarkarerockin 2 days ago
I have Jersey blood in my veins! HELLZ YEA!!!!
Firemoon454 1 month ago
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gogofan56ify 1 month ago
I have a feeling I'll be dreaming of this song.
deflepchick812 1 month ago
Wish all speeches of politicans would be autotuned like this
KGJix 1 month ago
are you sure that newjersey isnt the promised land
zelentov 1 month ago
Alrighty I think its time for a new top comment so here it goes..
Platypus.
2413Gabriel 1 month ago 239
@2413Gabriel Why not mudkipz? :(
Wytemage 3 weeks ago
@2413Gabriel bitch please..
cats.
MrTroller9000 2 weeks ago
@2413Gabriel wow it work
HALO4246 1 week ago
@HALO4246 and @OcularPolitics yeah i know, i didnt think it would haha. Pretty cool tho :)
2413Gabriel 1 week ago
@2413Gabriel holy crap it worked too o.o
OcularPolitics 1 week ago
i watch this
EVERY DAMN DAY
fuzzux 1 month ago in playlist Favourite Song's 5
who wanna piece of bread? yeah! funny.
103swartz 1 month ago
NEW JERSEY HELL YEAH!
rapto5050 1 month ago
Best of their videos. well the best right behind "strut that ass" :P
KGJix 1 month ago
I like this song... too bad it's American right..
NovemberFIA 1 month ago
EVERY DAMN DAY,
EVERY DAMN DAY,
I SING THIS, EVERY DAMN DAY!
MrSleepyification 1 month ago
This is like really fucking moving.
Was not expecting that.
StudioScarecrow 1 month ago
We see the light at the end of the tunnel and it's just New Jersey
NOPE! Chuck Testa!
DeathandGrim2 1 month ago 3
And what, may I ask, is wrong with New Jersey?
cep2e 1 month ago
@cep2e It was fucking destroyed by a goddamn hurricane hurr durr
mirsdo 1 month ago
@cep2e Jersey Shore.
AngryTapewormGames 1 month ago
every damn day im shuffeling
plorff 1 month ago
I'm in New Jersey :( Jon Stewart ur so mean! But hell I love ya and have to sadly agree with u...
TotalDramaIsland5500 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
just new jersey
KaraLunaIsNearLFan 1 month ago
We need more tunes like this one, Schmoyoho! Great job!
Heisenberg11788 1 month ago 2
And...... Want a piece of bread?! Yeah!!!! :)
Runningrebels32 1 month ago
i thought he said "Everyday am gay"
DJcomban 1 month ago
@NeoAvalon17
Lemme reword it then. A republican that is on TV held a rally. Then Stewart and some other famous democrats held another one because the first guy did one. Not saying either is right or wrong, just saying it was rallies put on by famous republicans and democrats, I forgot it was Beck, and I didn't know this one was actually a combo of Stewart's and one that Colbert planned.
VTPPGLVR 1 month ago
I hate cats.
NovemberFIA 1 month ago
EVERY! DAMN! DAY!
StudioScarecrow 1 month ago
Make a longer version!
MetalBru01 1 month ago
Vermin Supreme and Jon Stewart for president. Sod Ron Paul.
lolliepop90 1 month ago in playlist More videos from schmoyoho
This man will become a President one day.
EVERY DAMN DAY!!!
Rumeniop 1 month ago 2
john Stewart masturbates to this.
omgabanna 1 month ago
yep just new jersey i hear you brother just new jersey just just new jersey
XxpoopinrainbowsxX 1 month ago
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EVERY DAMN DAY
WE TALK ABOUT HOW ACTA IS REALLY GAY
NickRohdeTV 1 month ago
@ubervampire92
I think it was because there was a "Restore Sanity" rally before that led by one of those outspoken Republicans (his name escapes me) so all these Democrats in the entertainment industry decided to do a "Restore Sanity And/Or Fear" rally after that. Coulda sworn that's what happened.
VTPPGLVR 1 month ago
@VTPPGLVR Nope. Glenn Beck had a rally to restore America and in response Jon Stewart decided to hold a rally to counteract all the batshit republicans and celebrate the vast majority of people who are actually sane. So Stephen Colbert decided to make a rally to restore fear. But his permit fell through and he combined his rally with Jon Stewart's making the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear".
NeoAvalon17 1 month ago
@ElviAiranPresley every "damn" day
timelordbob32 1 month ago
This made Jon Stewart more awesome than he already is in my book.
yaiolover411 1 month ago in playlist More videos from schmoyoho 4
every dam day :D
ElvisAarinpresley 1 month ago
919 are from new jersey
XeroX718 1 month ago in playlist More videos from schmoyoho
OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WingedWereWolf100 1 month ago in playlist SCHMOYOHO!!!!
@WingedWereWolf100 nope chuck testa ;D
epiccation 1 month ago
@epiccation OZZY RULES
WingedWereWolf100 1 month ago
Nj sucks lol, worst place I've lived so far. Glad to leave that dump. Good bagels and pizza tho.
BillFox1104 1 month ago
JUST nj? SBARRO'S @ the Cooper stop, BITCHES! WOO! YUM! WOO!
dukenthaylor 1 month ago
Thos singer guys look like the mafia they even have some gangmembers with them xD (just a personal tought)
Rumeniop 1 month ago
Go NJ!!!
Crossfire024 1 month ago in playlist More videos from schmoyoho
All this time I was looking for the promised land... All I had to do was hit up Jersey....
suckerpawnch 1 month ago
they forgot about Camden one more reason to hate Jersey
sniperland24 1 month ago
only one word is ....... insprirsingy
douchfire 1 month ago
@BluPantaloni I'm not sure how specific you want me to be.
rexbobcat 1 month ago
I'm from offended and I'm New Jersey.........
NeonFaith 1 month ago
@NeonFaith So you are New Jersey? And your from offended?
midgeboy23 1 month ago
@midgeboy23 Joke about people from New Jersey being offended by this song. xD
NeonFaith 1 month ago
probably the most entertaining thing c-span could offer.
25Nole25 1 month ago
Every damn day!
lolugotowned59 1 month ago in playlist More videos from schmoyoho
I WAS THERE!
Michiganboy 1 month ago
jon stewart is even aweomer
Tannerizsinging 1 month ago
OZZY OSBOURNE! :D FTW!
shan46916 1 month ago
919 people think New Jersey IS the promised land :O
DeltaNorington 1 month ago
This is more beautiful and inspirational than the kid with the bike.
wolf25705 1 month ago 150
I listen to this song every d*mn day
2413Gabriel 1 month ago 2
He had me at flaming
TecoTac101 1 month ago
EVERY DAMN DAY
WE TALK ABOUT HOW SOPA IS REALLY GAY
SoulSurvivor2255 1 month ago 282
@SoulSurvivor2255 do you have a roblox account?
bankaiguy23 1 month ago
@SoulSurvivor2255 Mentioning SOPA, and using "gay" as an insult. Way to jump on the YouTube bandwagon.
Honeydew7396 4 weeks ago
@SoulSurvivor2255 an now
WE HEAR EVERY DAMN DAY
THAT ACTA IS EVEN MORE GAY THAN SOPA
MrPapayasa 3 weeks ago
Sign on the right at start "Restore Sanity and/or Fear" *Washington D.C.*
I really hope that is photoshop...God Bless America. :/
ubervampire92 1 month ago
I guess it's every damn day.
TheBanana578 1 month ago
Wait, what why are they talking about New Jersey in D.C.?
roccoisdaman 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
w00t New Jersey!
roccoisdaman 1 month ago
Light at the end of the tunnel? Nope. Chuck Testa.
PillowMusic1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 7
Light of end of tunnel? Nope. Just New Jersey.
AstropilotStudios 1 month ago
Jon Stewart 2012!
PillowMusic1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
i used to work together to get things done EVERY DAMN DAY
but then i took an arrow to the knee...
willrelio2609 1 month ago
is it just me or is this extremely inspiration? i listen to this before every one of my football games
doyouseestroberries 1 month ago 2
Those 930 dislikes are from Glenn Beck and his sheep
LorrieFludd 1 month ago
@LorrieFludd so true.
juggernaught171 1 month ago
songify Martin Luther King's I Have A Dream Speech
pensfan876 1 month ago 2
they need to songify howard dean's speech
jamesdante1101 1 month ago
I'm a flaming ant and I find this offensive
giraffyking 1 month ago 2
Lol?! I understand at the beginning : "Every Day I'm Gay"
Spyroakawayne 1 month ago in playlist Weitere Videos von schmoyoho
Did anyone notice the start sounds like "We hear everyday im gay"?
antik9797 1 month ago
@antik9797 i really doesn't sound like that
arandomhippy 1 month ago
Come on guys, nj isn't just highways, we got the pine barens, and beaches( although you have to pay to get on) and um.... Yeah.... We haaaaaaaave.... cape may, and the Delaware river, aaaaaaaaaaaand.... Um...... AH FUCK!
Manadox97 1 month ago
It's not the promise land it's just New Jersey, just, just New Jersey... Nope! Chuck Testa!
Solidjesse 1 month ago 6
watch the video and hammer your 2 botton
McFrancis17 1 month ago
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Yaser491 2 months ago
I saw a Cinnabon sign in there somewhere...
ThatCinnabon 2 months ago
Best Part In 0:42
Yaser491 2 months ago 3
Is it just me or was Afro man playing the drums?
michaelrdavis4 2 months ago
im from illinois, and i approve this song
MrWiredPenguin 2 months ago
jon stewart???
princevegeta97 2 months ago
I want a piece of bread :'(
CentenialProductionZ 2 months ago
Were on schmoyohos channel EVERY DAMN DAY listening to there songs EVERY DAMN DAY and we go to sleep EVERY DAMN DAY AND,,,,,, YOU get the point
lewhoo220 2 months ago 4
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toughcookie409 2 months ago
There will always be dorkness... XD
ThePedrodarigan 2 months ago in playlist Internet Music
The whole thing is... It's all true. This song made my whole day better. :D
AthiosDvK 2 months ago
this song makes the hair on my neck stand up
2FreaksInABottle 2 months ago
just new jersy just just new jersy
MrRightiousness 2 months ago
Im at the light at the end of the tunnel...
Nope its just New Jersy
Werdna9100 2 months ago 4
@Werdna9100 nope its just chuck testa and another realistic imitation state
YouAreACommunist 2 months ago