Two Year Old on a Roller Coaster! - WINNING

[94KramerJohn]

man i like his hair in the air hh

[isaacdarling933]

End laugh=new creepy ringtone

[bigbuffbaldguy]

I WIN!!!

[ScottFraser1991]

that laugh at the end is so epic xD

[jaeminseo]

Good ol' M13, teaching his kid to be an adrenaline junkie just like him. :)

[braiden2010]

WHAT A BOSS

[vulture12]

He seems to say "I win..I win" in other vids too right? man your son is awesome haha

[frenchfri5106]

as much as i love the bowl cut u should try giving ur son a mohawk XD

[Jagcycle]

Stating the obvious: Your son is so cute!

[BALJIT147]

haha wow he's braver then I am

[tofudragon33]

cute video.....creepy laugh at 1:12

[UndeadKIRA]

wow was going to comment the same thing about that girl in the back

[haty01]

- -! cute

[Kajalbhagwandas]

He is so adorable XD

[ruckusman333]

JD WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY! 

[Zaxerman2]

so do you mainly speak chinese around JD or...?

[billnyethe1742]

@Zaxerman2 its SEEMS like only for the videos he speaks english and other times he speaks fully chinese cause his son is always speaking chinese and he says "daddys talking speak english" so maybe just his wife is fully chinese with JD

[spider0804]

thats a pretty badass rollercoaster for not being tall

[alibabaG420]

Your kid is AWESOME!!!

[BrutalTurtle]

awesome haircut

[cyclopse50]

JD is really growing!

[CHUEVANGM]

lol,m13 tells his son you did this before while his son is crying then his son like oh yeah i did(stops crying)haha so cute

[bloodseedrums]

I like how you told him he wasnt scarred and he was like, oh, okay, WEEEE



[XxSniper94scooperxX]

Thumb up for we can see M13 ! Sorry for my English if isn't good because i'm Swiss and I Speak French !

[XxSniper94scooperxX]

Cute ! I win hilarius

[didierafif]

Now we have a copy how the M13 looks like ;) cute kid <3

[ErnestoLS]

So they don't have minimum age limit to ride coasters there in Taiwan? A rule for theme parks is to put a height indicator with a cartoon or picture of something with a mark for minimum coast ride. Here i guess that norm doesn't exist. I saw everybody adults only this minor on board. Although his dad was right next to him it was way too high and too bumpy/fast for the kid to handle. He was definately scared on the drop. BTW, who is the chick right behind the kid's seat, she is HOT and CUTE.

[13mordeth]

@ErnestoLS Minimum height for this ride was 90cm and they have a sign. My son is 94cm.

[undisputed4life]

I was waiting for you to pan the camera so I can finally see what M13 looks like. :(

[BIG10717]

Best random laughter ending ever.

[ZeranZeran]

I like how he was scared as hell until you said "you did this before" he must trust you a lot, his face turned completely happy :)

[ninjasa1]

WAY cool.....yes, he DOES win!!! He showed that roller coaster for sure.

[alexpounder]

That's a great way for kids to be brought up without fears.

[pker075]

i bet half the people that watch the vids dont even ride bikes. just like me lol. i am getting a bike and i need help on deciding which bike to get. am a beginner kind of so please 13mordeth help me out. i always rode scooters and stuff when i was young never a bike but its my dreamto own one so help out plz

[unsf8518]

He's getting to old for this kinda thing :D

[duke3oh8]

He looks just like you...

Lol, jk. I still find it amazing how kids can pick up multiple languages

[wexfordgreen]

Biwinning

[animatahr]

He's by winning.

[Icelandicishnese]

:D

[x3iFallen]

Aww , he's so cute . :D

[thrixe]

your son is adorable

[tehrockk]

i win! i win! i win! lol

[Qjemuse]

your wifes cute.

kid too.

[EmiattheDisco]

@Qjemuse what makes you think his wife is cute? we've never seen her face :p

[salmuchis3]

well... that was cute

[987koolkid]

i give him credit i wouldnt go on those things and im 17 lol i HATE rollercoasters good job JD

[AidanXD10]

your sons very intelligent for his age. and im glad you got rid of the classic asian bowl cut

[theLOLman121]

LOL WASH HIS HAIR, DANG

[Mane215]

BEST.TRANSITION.EVER.

[CMichelle15]

aww you're baby is adorable

[jonting91]

i like how he loses interest halfway through the ride

[birdman404]

looks nice and warm there cool!!

[vickfan203]

That laugh is priceless! Lol.

[Dioasphere]

I've never seen your face before.

[vickfan203]

@Dioasphere

He doesn't show his face. Only people who have been on his tours have seen his face.

[Regret696]

@vickfan203 His face is visible in certain videos, you just have to watch allot of his videos :P

[RandomFilmsUK]

wow... JD can speak english and...... something i dont know what it is at the age of 2....... i have trouble speaking any language other than English and im 19

[89Ef9civic]

@RandomFilmsUK he speaks Mandarin

[nikanj]

Winning.

[geragna]

I can't believe you gave JD Tiger-Blood!

[xAbercrombieFitchx]

Im #winning.. just learned two COUNT EM! two! Chinese phrases in less than 2 minutes....take that Rosetta Stone

[XxArkhamxAsylumxX]

真的 (zhen de) really

[nettle97008]

When your son becomes an adult, he could use this video as one of the reasons he needs therapy! ;)

[ckboy023]

Well, maybe he thinks it's more fun that way, I mean it's as much a thrill he can get at that age and it IS fun to do that on roller coasters even as an "adult", maybe that's it?

[drysun]

future charlie sheen. I win I win, im biwinning!

[shinyfuzzy]

he's speaking chinglish LOL

[Rangequeen2010]

@shinyfuzzy roflmao

[jackobcooper]

@shinyfuzzy no, you mean ENGRISH!

[doveign]

JD FTW!!!!!!!!!

[delacob]

I see you have JD in a (American) football shirt. If basketball makes you taller are you trying to make him 400lbs?

[nokiakeys]

you gotta change his hair cut

[NotTrollingYou]

bi-winning

[BackDoorFreak07]

hahahha his face at the end of the video is just priceless!!

Your son is just awesome!

[InsideTheMirror]

If I was Taiwanese I'd just point and scream, "That pasty white Canadian man stole my baby!". Ah, good times never had.

[THEdecomposer]

Are you going to let your son do awesome Asian hair styles? like dye it whatever color he wants and such?

[Nathansswell]

Love the haircut! lol

[MONEYBOY512]

What an awesome dad you are. Spending quality time with your family.

[allabtMando]

Boy 1 Rollercoaster 0

[defset]

Great dad you are.

[jannelepander]

You should really try playing Bloodline Champions. Totally free to play.

[punkgothmango16]

JD, you're awesome~ hen hao wan :D

[n1zm0]

maybe hes just noticing the Gs more, 5 months wiser he is

[13mordeth]

@n1zm0 Yeah, that's my guess. When he was younger he wasn't as aware.

[Deagle1330]

@13mordeth is that your wife bhind you?

[1RiskyRich]

Tell that kid to Man Up!!

[csv]

that chick at the back is pretty cute.

[ThePlexzzable]

@csv She's damn ugleeh

[Toumba]

JD is DA BOSS!!!

[DarkLordRoto]

This video is full of win =)

[NeophyteOneable]

haha i relate to this as young

[ManusCelerDei]

god damn your son is awesome

[sakuracatz]

Haha, JD is so cute. owo

[AloraPfalzenfurter]

Totally off topic..... A RIOT IN VANCOUVER WTF???

[Redraptorxx]

@AloraPfalzenfurter yeah because the canucks lost the game, one of my friends was there

[MrJoshhiee]

The BOWL CUT IS AWESOME!!

[Frallemannen]

J.D wins!!

[Slipsnob]

Haha, he stops crying and then he's winning. XD So cute.

[dangermous1968]

ahahaha ...they're cute at that age...

he's a pretty cool liitle guy...congrats!

[kirkscream]

nice haircut! win win!! \m/

[MrSn0rkel]

wow u should do something about his haircut

[KONGtuffSu]

@MrSn0rkel umad? obviously you are. so why dont you have a seat right over there?

[1nfusionz]

how sweet :)

[thekjellar]

plis get some other haircut on ur kid :)

[ivandawgg]

HE WINS! :d

[whiteynator]

JD win! hahaha awesome kid! :)

[FrozenFlare12]

The roller coaster is full of girls lol - just saying :P

[yulaw3]

@FrozenFlare12 yeah chinas like that hAHA

[ReddJ26]

Awesome video. He is adorable M13.

[gibsdsid]

cool kid bro

[schwiggidy]

mordeth can you laugh like a maniac more often

[melissadallison]

Awrr, JD wins :) 

[NeymarBrasil]

who the fuck cut his hair hahhaahha

[Rmp0030]

@mordeth13: lol i dare you to announce that list

[Dodek72]

Very cute. I hope to visit sometime in the near future. Hang in there m13

[sirsideways]

lmao! #winning

[ishitbriks]

epic face, epic face, epic face. jizz in my pants

[nugibassemand4ever]

JD is WINNING DOHHH

[quantum0natator]

Cool Coaster, Cool Haircut :)

[IR2PRO4U]

he did better than me on my first ride... and i was 12

[StikManJones]

1:18 he turned into an old man loooooool.

[MrCris9696]

that kid is cool

[xomiakas]

That's like the coolest kid I've ever seen, seriously, your ninja training paid off.

[EverythingisFire]

Hahah, cute kid. Having a son would be fun after the diaper changing phase :)

[orochiThing]

That kids better than Charlie Sheen

[fvgotch]

Your son did pretty well on that ride for such a little boy.

[MustinJack]

Bitchin bowl cut JD

[dreadedsoul100]

he handled that better than most kids would

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

I think he's winning against holding back his cries. WHAT A BOSS.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

What does Dragon want for his 3rd birthday?

[OdyOwnz]

I thought fun in Mandarin was 乐趣

[littleshortblackboy]

@OdyOwnz it also means 好玩

[jmwintenn]

damn,the ego on 32 month old kids

[JubbadaButt]

you fucked with his hair....hope he kills you in your sleep

[Salvadorkid1991]

aajajaja mordeth damn man funny as always jajaja you son was like WTF waaaa then he like i own this bitch lol

[bankai556]

Wow you fuck you son's hair dude... If you pay for that haircut kill your self...

[Spacemonkeymojo]

JD = Just buy a scottoiler Damn it!

[F8H]

If you pause the video at 0:58 you can see his shoulder!!!! lol (yes, Im mocking people who do that shit :D)

[MrCarlangas1015]

no offence but the haircut is too asian

[lilboone9866]

what kind of heartless person would thumbs-down!

[123qwerty]

bi-winning

tiger blood

[SuchAMusicLifeForMe]

Hey M13, I just got back from Taiwan last week, me and my buddy (who is originally from Taiwan) went there for a month for my undergrad graduation gift. While there, I couldn't view your videos, so it made me a little sad. But now that I'm back in Canada I can watch them again! Taiwan was AWESOME! Anyways, this video is hilarious, I love seeing the fear in children's faces when experiencing rides, so funny! And that name -Jade Dragon is pretty kickass!

[Slipsnob]

@SuchAMusicLifeForMe

I accidentally lost my spot in the video because of you... why did you put your username in the way of my click?

[fockya]

LOL so cute, and the lady behind you was looking good.

[bleachit42]

god that laugh. do not want

[sydsense]

WHOSE EVIL LAUGH IN THE END?? LOL

[Siresadnoob]

Your son have balls when he grows up.

[sydsense]

I win! 真 的！hahahahaha :) JD is so lovely!! i can tell you're handsome and his mum is pretty as well! ;))))

[bookofjoshua1]

that's awesome, my sister would never let me take my two year old nephew on a roller coaster, though I'm not sure a park would let that fly in the states anyway (must be xx tall to ride)! lol, why is it there is always some number of people under ten that dislike you videos, you have "hater groupies"?

[Ricerguy]

lol at JD going Super Saiyan x)

[dsm92eclipsegsx13]

I just recorded your laugh. It is now my ringtone. :)

[nathanuc1988]

My supervisor would like to know why I'm loling at work..

[Platyzoan]

Real courage isn't the absence of fear; it's the ability to overcome it. That boy has courage.

BTW, "He has been on that roller coaster perhaps 5 months ago" should probably use the past perfect or simple past instead of the present perfect. Either "He had been...5 months earlier" or "He was...5 months ago" would be better. Just a heads up, but if using the present perfect in that way is just how you roll, that's cool.

[dsm92eclipsegsx13]

@Platyzoan What kind of mumbo jumbo is this? lol

[MrGunsmith75]

@Platyzoan wow...just wow

[Platyzoan]

@MrGunsmith75 What? Why wow?

[13mordeth]

@Platyzoan I actually noticed it before you said anything. Past perfect is normally used when there isn't a time given....so once I added the 5 months to the sentence it became grammatically unstable. But I thought about how to change it for more than a few seconds and then realized I was wasting too much time on something trivial and moved on.....I think you should move on now too.

[Platyzoan]

@13mordeth I agree. It is a trivial point. I have an interest in grammatical issues that most people don't care about, so feel free to ignore my comments about it if you don't share any concern.

Actually, perfect (past or present) is often used with a time when that time is a duration. When a point in time is given, present perfect is generally considered incorrect (eg I have eaten an hour ago), but past perfect could work with a similar time phrase (eg I had already eaten an hour earlier.)

[Platyzoan]

@13mordeth I just noticed the revision. Nicely done.

[shadowoc91]

@13mordeth You must be an english teacher or something..

[Kyr4x]

@shadowoc91 he was

[MrSn0rkel]

@Platyzoan fuck off

[Platyzoan]

@MrSn0rkel I don't understand the angry reaction. My comment made no accusations of stupidity. It was merely describing a minor grammatical error. What's the problem? I have made similar comments on other videos and received responses from uploaders like, "Thanks man for the heads up." And they fix it. I am not some pedant who goes around correcting errors eveywhere I see or hear them. I just thought M13 may want to correct this mistake. It turns out he doesn't care, and that's fine.

[MCTurkster]

@Platyzoan FUCK OFF BACK TO GERMANY

[Platyzoan]

@MCTurkster LOL

[bloodriotiori]

@Platyzoan hey...hey you...ya you....no one cares :)

[Platyzoan]

@bloodriotiori As I already stated, it's fine if no one cares. If you don't care, then don't respond to me. :D

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

@Platyzoan it's the internet, get a life and stop being a grammar nazi

[Platyzoan]

@3t3rn4ldr34m1ng It's the Internet, so I can be whatever the Hell I want to be. I'm not, by the way, a "grammar nazi" as you put it. If I were, I would complain about things such as your poor capitalization, comma splice, and missing end punctuation. I'd also have disparaged M13's intelligence and questioned his abilities as a teacher because of his error and even more for his subsequent faulty explanation of past perfect. However, I did none of those things. I made one suggestion. That's it.

[reddevil211287]

You made that hotttt girl behind you very very moist

[delacob]

@reddevil211287 Careful, that sounds like a breeding ground for bacteria. ;)

[BenjKetsa]

your kid is going to get all the ladys

[bbman10pwns]

JD is 3x cuter than the most viewed Babies on Youtube.

[rtsoccerplayer]

lol is this ur attempt at creating a viral hit?

[williamalvarez]

Nice. Lol.