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  • i am the only real fuking genius

  • epic movie :D

  • Even with such quality.. I would totally watch this... lol

  • The two eye patches, my God!! >_<

  • I would unironically watch this

  • Pure Uwe Boll  !!!

  • contra roll'd

  • this looks like the worst thing ever but I want to watch it more than any other movie ever!!!

  • oh god the double eyepatch

  • i contra'd all over myself

  • Noticed the Contra font is the same as FarCry haha

  • haha i laughed at that part at 0:47 lol

  • The Black Hawk Down music at the beginning was a nice touch.

  • This is way too much like Contra to be a Uwe Boll movie of Contra.

  • lmao

  • would watch the shit out of this movie

  • ha ha, looks like a Sega CD game

  • The guy with 2 eye patches was perfect.

  • For some reason, the monsters remind me of the ones in the DOS game "Unnatural Selection", particularly the render at 0:53 seconds.

  • this is his best movie yet!

  • Hollywood should really make a big budget Contra movie.

    It would look pretty sick.

  • I'd definitely see it!

  • Too Funny!

  • hahaha gonna be the best film of Uwe Boll lmao

  • LMAO

    (I think I just wet my pants...)

  • LOL

  • rubbish

  • lmao this is better than an Uw Boll movie lol

  • It's too good for a uwe boll's movie

  • Please God let this be real!!!

  • hahahahahahhahahahahah LOL i laughed so hard, hahahaha

  • I leave a comment when I'm done laughing.

  • hahaha "i am the only real genius... and vuutevar

  • That would actually be badass, but still, so so true.

  • There are only 3 people that could have pulled off contra and you need all three. Sylvester Stalone, Arnold Schwartzenegar, and James Cameron. You need all three and sadly they are all past their prime.

  • not james cameron.

  • Hell yes James Cameron HE directed Aliens and Terminator 2 of the main inspirations of the series. I forgot the 4rth required production team member and sadly he's dead died just last year back in '08. We need Stan Winston. The Canon Contra Games directly draw from each of these mens work thus the only oones that can do The game justice would be them.

  • On the cover of the nintendo game, the two were based from Arnie and Sly

  • YUP:)

  • This is SO uwe boll! good work Black20

  • I love this, but if I didn't already know it was a parody I'd be pissed. Good job but Uwe Boll pretty much parodies himself.

  • "It's called.. Contra!" lol... you can pluss me if you liked that line too. :>

    take care

  • Double eye patches.. 0:58 Lol

  • pure awesomeness!!! ftw!

  • That was a great video guys!

  • LoL Uwe Boll asked blizzard if he could make the warcraft movie and here was there reply "No, not you Expecially not you" XD

  • Mad Dog, you sonuva bitch!

  • This is actually almost happening; Uwe Boll and Robin Morningstar tried to do a film of Sega's Wonder Boy and got derailed and they're now they're going after Contra. It was in Retro Gamer Magazine and the Wonder Boy script was posted online. It's not bad actually, hope Contra is as good. I wonder if the rumors of Uwe Boll and Morningstar and Contra caused someone to make this... And is it encouragement?

  • OH MY GOD!! LOL

  • YOU JUST GOT CONTRA'D!

  • This is priceless.

  • ROFL ! :P

  • I know this is a parody, but it's still better than the Dragon Ball movie trailer

  • so true

  • You just got Contra'd!

  • I hope IGN sues Uwe Boll for having to use his name in this production.

  • I would rent the hell out of this movie. Does that make me sad?

  • LoLz 1:50 FarCry Font ???

  • this is amazing

  • this is awesome

  • funniest parody ever. I hope Uwe boll retires or gets killed by bungies secret assasins.

  • Best Uwe Boll EVAR! can't wait to see it

    /lol

  • the intro failed to mention bloodrayne damn it!

  • LOL @ double eyepatches.

  • Ugly!

  • I dunno, those aliens look a little accurate for a Boll adaptation...

  • Limp and lifeless? :3?

  • Probably more professionally and skillfully done than a real Uwe Boll Contra movie would be.

  • Owns.

  • YOU JUST GOT CONTRA'D!

    ...it did lack a Konami Code referrence, though.

  • saw this on Attack of the Fucking Show lol good stuff it makes me smile Go Go Rabbit!

  • LOL me and my bro were laughing histerically!!!☺♥

  • i just saw this on Attack of the Show.

  • Same here... awesome!

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