There are only 3 people that could have pulled off contra and you need all three. Sylvester Stalone, Arnold Schwartzenegar, and James Cameron. You need all three and sadly they are all past their prime.
Hell yes James Cameron HE directed Aliens and Terminator 2 of the main inspirations of the series. I forgot the 4rth required production team member and sadly he's dead died just last year back in '08. We need Stan Winston. The Canon Contra Games directly draw from each of these mens work thus the only oones that can do The game justice would be them.
This is actually almost happening; Uwe Boll and Robin Morningstar tried to do a film of Sega's Wonder Boy and got derailed and they're now they're going after Contra. It was in Retro Gamer Magazine and the Wonder Boy script was posted online. It's not bad actually, hope Contra is as good. I wonder if the rumors of Uwe Boll and Morningstar and Contra caused someone to make this... And is it encouragement?
i am the only real fuking genius
DollEyes13 5 months ago
epic movie :D
paecmaker 7 months ago
Even with such quality.. I would totally watch this... lol
Sikthkid 1 year ago
The two eye patches, my God!! >_<
cclose27 1 year ago
I would unironically watch this
sloochy 1 year ago
Someone stop Uwe Boll at once! He will ruin the Contra series!
TheXenomorph1 1 year ago
Pure Uwe Boll !!!
psychonaut25 1 year ago
contra roll'd
psychonaut25 1 year ago
this looks like the worst thing ever but I want to watch it more than any other movie ever!!!
gamr693 2 years ago
oh god the double eyepatch
lkjsadfhkjh 2 years ago 8
i contra'd all over myself
boothesquirrel 2 years ago 7
Noticed the Contra font is the same as FarCry haha
abSOULuteD 2 years ago
haha i laughed at that part at 0:47 lol
sikokiller12 2 years ago
The Black Hawk Down music at the beginning was a nice touch.
Hyperactiveheadshot 2 years ago
This is way too much like Contra to be a Uwe Boll movie of Contra.
popeguilty 2 years ago 16
lmao
Zarode 2 years ago
would watch the shit out of this movie
teflonjuan 2 years ago 3
ha ha, looks like a Sega CD game
KidPresentable1 2 years ago
The guy with 2 eye patches was perfect.
DrAmazing 2 years ago
For some reason, the monsters remind me of the ones in the DOS game "Unnatural Selection", particularly the render at 0:53 seconds.
Aethonic 2 years ago
this is his best movie yet!
manofria84 2 years ago
Hollywood should really make a big budget Contra movie.
It would look pretty sick.
JerryThecatface 2 years ago
I'd definitely see it!
NavesRegg 2 years ago
Too Funny!
Jedistarship 2 years ago
hahaha gonna be the best film of Uwe Boll lmao
LAPUTADELCERRO 2 years ago
LMAO
(I think I just wet my pants...)
KronnangDunn 2 years ago
LOL
nakallo 2 years ago
rubbish
djdogjuam 2 years ago
lmao this is better than an Uw Boll movie lol
calypso694 2 years ago
It's too good for a uwe boll's movie
akvoz 2 years ago
Please God let this be real!!!
GrimangelX4 2 years ago
hahahahahahhahahahahah LOL i laughed so hard, hahahaha
charlie182x 2 years ago
I leave a comment when I'm done laughing.
steampoweredtv 2 years ago
hahaha "i am the only real genius... and vuutevar
Gooshnads 2 years ago
That would actually be badass, but still, so so true.
W4R 3 years ago
There are only 3 people that could have pulled off contra and you need all three. Sylvester Stalone, Arnold Schwartzenegar, and James Cameron. You need all three and sadly they are all past their prime.
eatkeniii 3 years ago
not james cameron.
arielwollinger 3 years ago
Hell yes James Cameron HE directed Aliens and Terminator 2 of the main inspirations of the series. I forgot the 4rth required production team member and sadly he's dead died just last year back in '08. We need Stan Winston. The Canon Contra Games directly draw from each of these mens work thus the only oones that can do The game justice would be them.
eatkeniii 3 years ago
On the cover of the nintendo game, the two were based from Arnie and Sly
abSOULuteD 2 years ago
YUP:)
eatkeniii 2 years ago
This is SO uwe boll! good work Black20
linkenski 3 years ago 3
I love this, but if I didn't already know it was a parody I'd be pissed. Good job but Uwe Boll pretty much parodies himself.
uberjim83 3 years ago
"It's called.. Contra!" lol... you can pluss me if you liked that line too. :>
take care
tcsilver 3 years ago
Double eye patches.. 0:58 Lol
heixst 3 years ago 4
pure awesomeness!!! ftw!
arielwollinger 3 years ago
That was a great video guys!
jweinrub 3 years ago
LoL Uwe Boll asked blizzard if he could make the warcraft movie and here was there reply "No, not you Expecially not you" XD
MasterWylen 3 years ago
lol!!!!
TheTratedGamer 3 years ago
Mad Dog, you sonuva bitch!
Belesur 3 years ago 3
This is actually almost happening; Uwe Boll and Robin Morningstar tried to do a film of Sega's Wonder Boy and got derailed and they're now they're going after Contra. It was in Retro Gamer Magazine and the Wonder Boy script was posted online. It's not bad actually, hope Contra is as good. I wonder if the rumors of Uwe Boll and Morningstar and Contra caused someone to make this... And is it encouragement?
mrneiljames 3 years ago
OH MY GOD!! LOL
SatansMullet 3 years ago
YOU JUST GOT CONTRA'D!
RowdyMick7 3 years ago 2
This is priceless.
KingofNewark 3 years ago
ROFL ! :P
unDRctrl 3 years ago
I know this is a parody, but it's still better than the Dragon Ball movie trailer
darkprogame 3 years ago 6
so true
niespeludo 3 years ago
You just got Contra'd!
Oolarg 3 years ago 3
I hope IGN sues Uwe Boll for having to use his name in this production.
LDiavolo 3 years ago 12
I would rent the hell out of this movie. Does that make me sad?
BlazingOwnager 3 years ago 4
LoLz 1:50 FarCry Font ???
locodebarrio67 3 years ago
this is amazing
Bebegirl7075XD 3 years ago
this is awesome
Bebegirl7075XD 3 years ago
funniest parody ever. I hope Uwe boll retires or gets killed by bungies secret assasins.
antihero1179 3 years ago 6
Best Uwe Boll EVAR! can't wait to see it
/lol
icejust1970 3 years ago 2
the intro failed to mention bloodrayne damn it!
cklambo 3 years ago 3
LOL @ double eyepatches.
mmking9999 3 years ago 3
Ugly!
Rockmangames 3 years ago 2
I dunno, those aliens look a little accurate for a Boll adaptation...
oddwhiteguy 3 years ago 2
Limp and lifeless? :3?
galenloire 3 years ago
Probably more professionally and skillfully done than a real Uwe Boll Contra movie would be.
lostmonkey18 3 years ago 3
Owns.
Mesarphelous 3 years ago
YOU JUST GOT CONTRA'D!
...it did lack a Konami Code referrence, though.
MisterFiend 3 years ago 3
saw this on Attack of the Fucking Show lol good stuff it makes me smile Go Go Rabbit!
Mrzombie23 3 years ago
LOL me and my bro were laughing histerically!!!☺♥
Paramore1115 3 years ago
i just saw this on Attack of the Show.
figment1988 3 years ago
Same here... awesome!
plupien 3 years ago