I wish I wore a helmet and rode the short bus. Life would be so much easier and enjoyable. And we think those people have some kind of a problem, the lucky bastards.
@Kritickos yea in i think big mouth bob he was talking bout weed and he said something and said and my name dosent help tht guy left a skid mark on my name'
oh those "Maynards" this is soooo true!!!! the most pessimistic parents on the planet always describing in detail the horrible scenarios and consequences to their children
Hahaha, holy crap, when i saw the title I was like: " Oh shit, BOB MARLEY does stand up?!!" :D gotta check this out!! Click on it, see a white guy, now i am dissapoint. :'(
ya why is that so crazy? his name is robert marley. if you think about it. robert is a common name(bob). marley is failry common for a last name. i've heard waaay wierder last names. a name like barack obama. ill be surpised when i see another barack.
My girlfriend and I met his mom at a kiosk at the mall in Portland, Maine selling his merchandise. I bought the complete box set from 1996-2006 and an "UPTA CAMP" T-shirt.
I might be wanting a bagel with my coffee Greenly
switcharound 1 week ago
hahahaha laughing no stop
hyh141 1 week ago
Greenly!!
GeneralKenobiSIYE 1 month ago
Great ending, but why did you steal the first Joke??
MUDSWAT 2 months ago
@MUDSWAT Who did he steal it from?
CoolerKing37 1 week ago
@CoolerKing37 I can't remember, but I've seen it from another comedian a long time ago...
MUDSWAT 1 week ago
0:35 that shit's hilarious
Daazbee 2 months ago
I like the part where he told the joke.
jjelf2 2 months ago
I guess I'll go tweet it on the mountain...Brokeback Mountain,that is!
usmaddog7 2 months ago
Wasn't this guy in that really gay movie Boondock Saints?
usmaddog7 2 months ago
@usmaddog7 We get it, you don't like The Boondock Saints, go tweet about it elsewhere.
HornyCareBear 2 months ago
@usmaddog7 No your thinking of Willem Dafoe, he also played Green Goblin in the First Spiderman Movie. A Superb actor I might add.
Br0adHead 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 yea he the detective that willam dafoe kept telling him to get coffee and bagles n shit
TheJiveass 1 month ago
Boondock Saints? Whats the next movie hes going to be in,Brokeback Moutain.?
usmaddog7 2 months ago
His father should have tied a cinderblock around his neck and then let him dive in.!!
usmaddog7 3 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE GREENLY!
ariecos 3 months ago
He sound like everybody loves Raymond.
YurrahAlHadi 3 months ago
Greenly! No fuckin' way!
TheEnjoiPandolin 3 months ago
I wish I wore a helmet and rode the short bus. Life would be so much easier and enjoyable. And we think those people have some kind of a problem, the lucky bastards.
ChipArgyle 3 months ago
Detective Greenly!!!
Struckworld 4 months ago
this is guy is hilarious. even more so if you live in maine
IMN666 4 months ago
Bob Marley is from Maine! I'm from Maine!!!! <3
MagicStraightJacket 5 months ago
@MagicStraightJacket justin bieber is from canada - i am from Macedonia ... so....
santomkd 4 months ago
lol excellent.
AlastorDarkAngel 5 months ago
is this the same bob marley from ghost busters?
kepochi1 5 months ago
@kepochi1 isn't that bob murray?
nur226 4 months ago
I pissed my pants when he did his dad :D
jaykbel77 5 months ago
When he's imitating his dad he reminds me of Alan Alda
TheNortherner55 5 months ago 2
Isn't this guy one of the detectives from The Boondock Saints?
JeffTheDude777 6 months ago 75
@JeffTheDude777 Yeah!
TheLaughFactory 6 months ago 31
@JeffTheDude777 i was thinkin the same thing
cuetip1212 6 months ago
@JeffTheDude777 Yes..
Punshr 3 months ago
@JeffTheDude777 "Hey Greenly, Onion bagel, cream cheese"
ljw19901 2 months ago 2
@JeffTheDude777 YUP...AND IN #2 ALSO
alannakim 1 month ago
Greenley. Onion bagel. Cream cheese.
ketchuph8r 7 months ago 3
wtf happened to Bob Marley
exploremagic23 7 months ago
That was so fucking funny, I'm literally crying.
MrCons101 7 months ago
Bob Marley looks a little different than i remember.
njgoldice 7 months ago 4
lol my dad asks all the time if we have our shoes on to do things
CurlyQKim2 7 months ago
Looooooooooool this is the definition of comedy
ItSyAbOiIsSa 7 months ago
have he made any jokes about the fact that he shares the same name with the reggae artist bob marley? cause that has some potential to be funny.
Kritickos 8 months ago
@Kritickos yea in i think big mouth bob he was talking bout weed and he said something and said and my name dosent help tht guy left a skid mark on my name'
thebarchord 6 months ago
11 ppl dove in and cracked their heads open
Gibson4ever22 8 months ago
the ever subtle pool filter on the side
rrrrrooooooonnnnnnrrrrrrrrrr:)
tutudesigner 8 months ago 3
OMG! He must be my long lost brother because my dad is exactly like that...
madmark61 8 months ago
why does his dad sound like the parrot from Alladin
McMasher 9 months ago
I'll take that onion bagel with cream cheese, Greenley.
popperzockalew 9 months ago
haha sounds like my grandpa when his imitating his dad.
kay4dee08 9 months ago
Detective Greenly<3
spazzjam669 9 months ago 2
I wanted to see more of him so I typed "Bob Marley". I got videos of the reggae singer Bob Marley.
Then I typed "Bob Marley Stand Up" only to be remembered that Bob Marley had a song called Stand Up...
How the f*** do I find more of this guy????
caioderek 9 months ago 282
@caioderek hahaha, try "bob marley comedy" or maybe "bob marley comedian"
TheLaughFactory 9 months ago 62
@TheLaughFactory How do I get your job?
Ibeatyou23 3 weeks ago
@Ibeatyou23 We must duel to the death in the Thunderdome. So just hit me up when you're in LA.
TheLaughFactory 2 weeks ago 5
@caioderek If you have netflix hes got an hour stand up with comedy central on instant streaming.
shmoopsy87 9 months ago
@caioderek : bmarley.com.
Bucinka 8 months ago
@caioderek > 'Suggestions' dumby
addz1111 7 months ago
@caioderek Hahahahaha
Your comment was 60 times funnier than this "comedian's" act.
azdgariarada 7 months ago
@caioderek bmarley.com
WartownComp1 5 months ago
@caioderek i typed in maine
ajgolfer1 3 months ago
Holy Shit!!! Is his name really Bob Marley?
kaixdragon 9 months ago
ha ha ha lol give it up for bob marly the funnyist guy ever!
parkourtraceuses 10 months ago
THERES NO **** DAMN DIVING!
QuickScope0308 10 months ago
oh those "Maynards" this is soooo true!!!! the most pessimistic parents on the planet always describing in detail the horrible scenarios and consequences to their children
3rdEyeSpeaks 10 months ago
are you talking about my dad lol
drumblonde20 10 months ago
Isn't he from Boondock Saints?!?!
runlildoggy 11 months ago
Hahaha, holy crap, when i saw the title I was like: " Oh shit, BOB MARLEY does stand up?!!" :D gotta check this out!! Click on it, see a white guy, now i am dissapoint. :'(
sebaschan23 11 months ago
7 People Dove In The Pool And Were Forced To Ride In The Short-Bus
L3XT4S1 11 months ago
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L3XT4S1 11 months ago
This man is funny as hell lmao
StephonST 11 months ago
I used to have to do shit just because I was standin.
Naerbu 11 months ago
LOL @ "The sides are gonna buckle"
StealOnU 11 months ago
His dad sounds like the creep from back to the future
ahreurink 11 months ago
Greenley, get me some coffee
armlessmcgurk 1 year ago
THERES NO GOD DAMN DIVING!!!
TheCanadianWhite 1 year ago
heard this guy on Preston and Steve on Friday... hilarious.
nopainogain 1 year ago
"And who's fault is it going to be? Nee, nee, MINE."
Bwethhh 1 year ago
his dad impression sounds like gary busey no?
kyoukilis20 1 year ago
"The Side R Gonna Buckle On This B*tch..." So F-ing Funny !! XD
CreativeGirl299 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lmfao he just described MY dad
wnukd42 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
so funny! check out my channel, starting out comedian!
NickyParisComedy 1 year ago
Bob makes me proud to be a Mainah
TNA796 1 year ago 3
@TNA796 Nah Maine blows.
MrPixlCrushr 1 year ago
@MrPixlCrushr wrong sometimes maine sucks like between memorial day and labor day when it"s full of FLATLANDERS!!
TNA796 1 year ago
@MrPixlCrushr
TNA796 1 year ago
OMGZ HiS Name iS BoB Marley!!!!!!!!
Who fucking gives a shit..
DrinkSkateSleep 1 year ago
4 people thought they were going to hear rebel music.
bugninja80 1 year ago 2
That sounds like my dad to a t. Except all we had to do is be standing for him to give us work to do. lol. Gotta love em though.
tokinblckgie 1 year ago
for the love of God, IS HIS NAME REALLY BOB MARLEY?!
nijaskija 1 year ago
@nijaskija Yes
auburngoalie 1 year ago
@nijaskija Yes it is
stephanieshorey 1 year ago
@nijaskija Yes. He mentioned that when he was born, his father didn't there was a singer named Bob Marley.
1kahnefan9 1 year ago
@nijaskija
ya why is that so crazy? his name is robert marley. if you think about it. robert is a common name(bob). marley is failry common for a last name. i've heard waaay wierder last names. a name like barack obama. ill be surpised when i see another barack.
1Canadahockey1 1 year ago
Four dislikes? they must have been playing it with the mute on.
ValisaNastya 1 year ago 3
"THE SIDES AH GUNNA BUCKLE ON THIS BITCH AND YOU'RE GONNA FLOOD THE NEIGHBORHOOD, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT GUNNA BE HAAUH NAH NAH NAH NAH MINE!"
Yes, everyone from Maine sounds like this.
SkateHomeless 1 year ago 6
@SkateHomeless mhmm
TNA796 1 year ago
Holy crap. It's Detective Greenly from the Boondock Saints. :DD
Killswitchislegend 1 year ago
@Killswitchislegend yup
AFrame88 1 year ago
this guy is fucking corny
rizzuh 1 year ago
you got ur shoes on right? go ahead and go out and pave the driveway
whiteman800 1 year ago 7
woohoo Greenly!
samigirl88 1 year ago
LOL:)
MrApplewoodcoyote 1 year ago
omg i have watched this video so many times and i still laugh xtra loud each time!! hahahah
natalie09dream 1 year ago
he came to houlton it was AWESOME
MrSeanlamkins 1 year ago
love the shoes thing. Bob is freakin hilarious. I feel like shit and he is making me laugh :)
tony20jr8fan 1 year ago
My dad does the same thing. He actually wakes me up to do work
RebornLegacy 1 year ago 2
i wanna meet his dad
tellyurfriends 1 year ago
That made my eyes water from laughing
wowcrendor 1 year ago 5
best laugh factory vid i have ever seen
jabano3 1 year ago
My girlfriend and I met his mom at a kiosk at the mall in Portland, Maine selling his merchandise. I bought the complete box set from 1996-2006 and an "UPTA CAMP" T-shirt.
7Dunaway7 1 year ago
Gary Busey.
msane4XX 1 year ago
Bob is awsome. we're from the same town in maine and he is just an awsome dude
BIGBADDADDY72 1 year ago
#LOL
kidridiculous07 1 year ago
Holy crap, he obtained a pot belly.
TheChoada 1 year ago
yo wtf???i thought it was a black marley
TheCalifornia209 1 year ago
LMFAO!
HazerWITHTHElazeR 1 year ago 3
joke was a little corny but a white guy named Bob Marley with a t-shirt that says "roots" freakin hilarious
oneofonex1 1 year ago 2
@oneofonex1 roots is store in maine thats popular, hes from maine. As am i.
danukenator123 1 year ago
@danukenator123 a store in maine named roots, also amusing.
oneofonex1 1 year ago
good job bob
Walkr 1 year ago
he soundslike he was raised in typical white suburbia but his name is bob marley hahaha fantastic
Omeedacris 1 year ago
lol bob marley
frmc1473 1 year ago
Hilarious Vid! Bob Marley is excellent!
MegaDaffy 1 year ago 2
Great skit. I bet his Dad sounded just like that.
Fade9150 1 year ago 160
Hilarious
TheOurVids 1 year ago 77