Travel: Las Vegas Gambling Doesn't Pay

[snowbro780]

lol this vid is so funny! well done man

[snowbro780]

lol awesome video!



[edubz777]

BRUTAL VIDEO. MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY TO GAMBLE WITH IF YOU PUT THE EFFING CAMERA DOWN.

[edubz777]

Oh my god $188 for a meal! Baller! That's insaneeeeeeeeeee. Hold the receipt up!

[adamvahle]

Let it Ride is so much fun but usually lose I got 4 queens one time in Vegas and won 1800$

[fh1564838]

I live in vegas since 93, n they have been robbing me since i moved in here! its entertaining and but very very expensive when you count all your loses. I add up my loses every month and it adds up to 700- 2,000. Ive worked my ass in this state like a slave and it all went to casinos, Casinos are engineered by some devil minded persons whos nothing but greed in their minds, Even all the casinos dont want to hire, they only recruits the retarded and dumb looking ones n watch the roullete magnets2

[tony232cool]

old video but still one of the more entertaining blogs about vegas.

[adiblasi]

@tony232cool Hi Tony - Thanks. I haven't watched this video in years -- brought back some nice memories, and I had a good laugh too.  Those long edit sessions and ultra-tight edits did pay off to give these videos good longevity. Check out my family videos -- they are edited for non-family members to watch and laugh. We got a great and colorful group of family members. :)

[RAYtheIMAN]

Yeah its cold becuase your in the desert in the midle of the night that is why its so cold.

[flskim906]

Good video! I'm 22 and plan on going to Vegas someday.

[crawley86]

I doubled my money on my last trip to Vegas. Key is to know when to quit. I would start with $100 per day, if I lost it, it was gone and I'd wait until tomorrow, if I won $100 it'd go in my pocket and I'd forget about it and carry on with my original $100. First night I staggered back to the room $800 up with one hell of a hangover the next morning. I LOVE VEGAS!

[jiexiang67]

you cannot make money in casino.you can only lose money gracefully and happily cause you must have spare cash and affordability to lose.

[elkillerx]

lol nice. Funny sing jokes Al! Did you see those people in Vegas who stand in the sidewalk giving out cards with pictures of girls with their numbers? lol

[tony232cool]

"they grill asians" lol good one

[MONOPOLY35]

Casinos are just like arcades, except that they're more addictive, they only allows adults 21 on up to play, and casinos allow people to blow anywhere from pennies to bricks of hundreds. Arcades have the ticket system. Casinos have the comp system.

[2big4uvegas]

thats right if u cant handle gambling dont do it.....i live in las vegas,,,,,i started playing black jack on line free money...after i learned how to play,,,when to hit when to stand now,,,i go to a different casino every night and approx make $400 an hour so after 4 hrs i can make $ 1600. its not that easy to play more than 4 hrs,,,believe me,,,get free drinks..free suite room...to make more...

[pepys1633]

I went to Vegas with twenty thousand dollars, and I left with my plane ticket and enough change for the bus to the airport.. FUCK THE CASINOS

[haoluo]

man so much money it just gettin drained in that place Wanna go thre but so damn expensive man

[jsull14]

Nice video!

[CurlyChick82]

Great video Alfred.. I love in Vegas the food :) I am not big big on gambling but I had fun .. :)

[Leethellama]

I was in vegas the same time you were i wish i would have met you!!!

[Doughnutchef]

Great video!Casino tips:In Blackjack quit after 3 loses in a roll and never gamble more than 3-10% of your bankroll,never play the slots or video poker(unless you love poverty),only play keno where you can see actual balls come out,not computered and bet only 9 numbers or less.Stay away from comp cards that spy on player behavior

[pimpmyride666]

Doughnutchef, you do have a nice idea about having a quitting/self control plan for your bankroll, but it's only as good as any other betting system because you're only decreasing your losses. It's actually better to play video poker than keno (unless you're outrageously bad at video poker). Casinos don't cheat because they can lose their gaming license for doing so. Also, they don't have to.Casinos have the advantage on every single game the vast majority of the time.Computerized games use RNG.

[sjfox87]

you turned all that into $1.00 because you didn't stop at a considerable win and you made a bad bet at the end.

The casinos count on three things for you to lose:

1. Continuum

2. Greed

3. House Edge

If you get greedy or play too long, you will always lose in the end. The key is knowing when to quit.

[pimpmyride666]

@sjfox87 the real key is not to play at all PERIOD! As you know, players who play at a disadvantage are dead meat in the long run. For card counters, it's about having and exploiting the advantage and avoiding casino heat.

[richards555]

@sjfox87 but he still got great hair plugs...lmao!!

[One3teen]

I was watching a weather channel special and they say an absolutely FF-Class earthquake is "supposed" to hit Vegas, oh dear.

[pimpmyride666]

Funny video. Anyway, that goes to show you that gambling is mathematically incorrect and dangerous if you're not card counting. Ok, maybe it is concerning that fact that you can get barred but the reward is a lot greater than the risk for card counters. It's totally the opposite for the the vast majority of players.

[JustPhil22]

I had good luck in Circus Circus, in Stratosphere, and in some places downtown... All in all I made some extra money, about 200$...That's it...

[realdj1969]

I love your Video...Keep up the great work..!!!

[maxfliou812]

Tit-a-nic......Classic!!!

[RatherBeInVegas]

Hey... Dont diss the Tropicana. :)

[OCf4vreFAN]

ya.......i oficially have a new hero.

i love the irony of how u filmed that ass on the billboard cuz i took a pic of that with my phone when i went last yr.

[Dwyndalyn]

HAHAHA! LVL 60 Wizard from WoW. Great shit.

[gnfnr211]

Thats so messed at 2:53 my name is Kyle and my last name starts with H

[Merkyx3]

tit anic hilarious-5 stars

[MeCharlieIs]

"what do you call a woman fire fighter? fire ho" LOLOLOL

[SockHead25C]

Thats guy can probably beat me in a race, but I can still PWN him in HALO XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darqblue42]

Great video...funny! And I love being able to see parts of Las Vegas from my home in Seattle. ;) Thanks for posting.

[stevenup7002]

I couldnt stop laughing at 8:55

[Grimpulsive]

You're cracking me up Alfred XD

You are so right about Celine Dion.

[thewildcode]

Thats an amazing mall! I would hate to see the prices though... ouch.. i saw the price of your meal

[theappleman2]

what does that ugly windows xp notebook doing in the background at about 7:30 :P ?

[adiblasi]

Ahh, my "IBM Stinkpad" as I call it! LOL! I use it to do a connection to my Windows server back in the office. Yes, I use both systems, Mac OS X as well as Windows XP Pro and Windows Server -- sharp eye for noticing the ThinkPad! - Alfred

[Rolter]

gosh dude i love this guy Alfred :D he is the best person in this world i like him verry much. and a good best friend i have alfred on xbox live :D. i couldnt understand that it WAS HIM!!. well i have him now ob my friendslist. * god bless you alfred * =)

[chrisxx26xx]

sweet video,i love gambling

[thecreativeone]

Oh and beautiful ending!

[thecreativeone]

No... I'd pwn YOU ya BUM! Actually you're right. I haven't played in so long that you could probably pwn me. I gotta get back online! We have to hide in the green room again.

[anensom]

Sign jokes are underrated. Great video

[adiblasi]

Oh man -- I LOVE sign jokes! Make sure you scope out the Alaska Preview video I have posted! - Alfred

[flakoperro]

cool video man

[adiblasi]

Thanks flak!

[chickmanin92]

use a win stop limit when you are playing so you dont finish with $1 or $10 when you had $100's

[adiblasi]

I can't .... I just can't... I can't walk around with any chips in my pocket. It just doesn't feel right! LOL! Thanks for watching - Alfred

[chickmanin92]

its a well put together video and i've watched it twice, well done and congratulations on making the casinos richer =D.

[adiblasi]

LOL! Yes, technically I am helping the overall economy by flying, and spending :) Thanks for the re-watch! - Alfred

[theiMAC]

good video and trip. If i were you and lost all that money, i would probably leave the place :)))

[adiblasi]

Ahh, I look at it as making a donation to the great state of Nevada. LOL! Thanks for watching - Alfred.

[jorjor619]

best video u have i wotched it 2 times i cold not stop lafing-JORJOR

[adiblasi]

Jor! Thanks for watching buddy! More to come real soon! - Alfred

[RxBandits182]

FIRE HO! lol ill just oee in the pool...PRICELESS

[adiblasi]

Robert! Thanks for watching. Stay safe this New Years Eve, ok? Even better, just play Gears of War with me and the gang :) Hit me on the cell. TTYL - Alfred

[aribenzane]

Looks to me like you had an FF-class of a trip there Al!

[adiblasi]

Ari. Oh yea. Some good poundage increase on the scale too. LOL! Thanks for watching! - Alfred

[Ki33ran]

Haha! Lvl 40 Wizard from WoW.

[adiblasi]

Ahh I knew a certain group of people would like that joke! Thanks K! - Alfred.

[brandonzyee]

ahahah yo alfred man lol yo rich bro ya 10 bucks!!

[adiblasi]

Yes.. Sad, right? LOL!

[andysmithpuntolover]

Hey, u found 1 of the crashed area 51 ufo`s for me!! cheers MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY1 lol

[tylerlavite]

LOL nice! looks like u had fun! lol Fire Ho nice one

[jchiaro]

WoW Vegas is very nice. I hope to go there one day.

[dpambouk]

VEGAS, VEGAS, VEGAS.

Another great video. I've been to Las Vegas twice and I'll go again next year.

Loved the jokes, $4400 watch? BIG DEAL, LOL

BTW, everything in Vegas is FF class, FF class steak, FF class christmas tree, FF class Hotels with thousands of rooms, FF class....

Thank you for all the great content you provided so far and merry christmas.

Daniel (Sao Paulo, Brazil)

[DogSeeker1987]

Holy crap, Alfred! My comment Thanking You for showing me Vegas never went through!

Here's my gratitude - [Wags tails, and licks your faces rapidly] *WOOF!*

[adiblasi]

You are welcome! Thanks for watching, and the comments! - Alfred

[BUDS217]

AL - first rate job again - LOVED the video - How doo, you, doo it, on the road and all. Just make sure you wipe. This was our first Vegas exp. Thank-You - Brian & Vanessa.

[XMattingly]

Looks like a fantastic time, Alfred. Thanks for the gratuitous ass shot. :)

[gabrielihno]

Hi alfred- You lost a lot of money indeed- Ithought it was really cool arcitecture and stuff, my dad actually went there a few days past, hope you had a nice time(except for the mone loses)- With more to come- Gabriel

[LonesomeUndertaker]

it would be cool if the barge was the bar and everyone had to talk like a pirate...ARGH!!!

[Meina16]

Haha, You wanna see pwn at halo? Lets play.

[FlippinraNdom]

The best was that big ass... lmfao glad to see you had fun =] we should face off in halo on that big screen >;o did you ever get Wii there? I remember you were trying to get one LOL well take care and merry christmas =]

[amy3105899]

LMAO! Great video Al! Love the jokes, and that shirt looked great lol It's a beautiful place to go. Hope the rest of your trip is just as fun! Much love xXx

[MultimediaJay]

So I was getting ready for work at 4:30 a.m. EST this morning, I check out YouTube, and there's this video "uploaded 1 hour ago". =-O

GET SOME SLEEP!!!! =-O

Or were you still in Vegas when you uploaded this thing? LOL. :-D

That Venetian hotel looks cool. If I went to Vegas, I wouldn't gamble one red cent -- I'd just hang out in the resort type areas and stuff. =)

[cssniper06]

Alfred! Noce video, I see you got ripped off good in Vegas, you get what you pay for, lol. When you were wearing you lucky Armani shirt, what the hell was that thing behid you!? Windows!? you gonna get David pissed off, hehe. Have a fun time in your next trip, lucky bum.

[DEADMANzz]

excellent tour! you seem to have a great attitude about loosing ur cash and gaining the lbs..lol

[w0rldpeace]

It must suck to be one of those lounge acts.

I went about 5 months ago or so. The Wynn was cool ... the Bellagio is my favorite. Etc etc ... but Las Vegas is pretty terrible otherwise I believe.

worldpeace,

ben

good to have you bakc.

[Skrapper]

Great video Alfred. Las Vegas looks like a place of luxury, debauchery, sin...i would love to go there. Hahaha! Take care man ;)

[JustJoeProductions]

What no apple store in that mall? Stuff that lol. I see you had a very fun time in vegas! Cya soon and merry Christmas Alfred :D

Joe

[sizor]

i loved it!

5 stars

[JazzMalang]

Great stuff Alfred. lol I would have said stay with texas hold'em lol how much did you fully loose? I'll catch ya later man

[adiblasi]

Total losses? Oh man. Enough for a PS3 and a Wii. LOL!

[jalland]

lol, yeah you did lose a lot af money.. CRAP!

But.. you had a lot of fun. And that's important.

Loved all the funny jokes in this video. And the CASINO button in the elevator. AHAH

LOL! :D

- five stars

[JazzMalang]

wow man but yeah the main point is to have fun and i do love the casino button in the elevator

[RoccosHouse]

Ahhhh god dammnit my comment didn't show up! Fuckin youtube!

Well I said in my FIRST comment (that never showed up) that this is by far your best video ever I'd say in my opinion. Well fucking done bro! give me a ring today sometime man I'll be free most of the day.

Talk to ya later bro

[adiblasi]

Rocco! Thanks. I hope you heard the shout I gave you in the movie. I'm heading out again on another trip. I'll be back Wed. TTYL - Alfred

[Ki33ran]

Ahaha. =P

[redsummers]

Is there something that is not in that hotel?

[mastino64]

THX FOR THIS , AL. Looks like you ´ve had a f...great time. Nice singing

again.

Greetz from Hamburg , Germany

Arnie

[adiblasi]

Thank you Arnie! Great to hear from friends from around our great planet! - Alfred

[LonesomeUndertaker]

how cold was it, 60?

[adiblasi]

Upper 50's -- that is COLD to us Floridians! LOL ! Thanks for watching! - Alfred

[MultimediaJay]

Yup. Just like how most Floridians start doing donuts on the roads if they get a few flurries in Winter. >=-)

[Ki33ran]

Hey! I'm chinese! really! and You have a great voice. (:

[adiblasi]

K! LOL! Thanks for the nice comments and for watching. Asian Grill. Yup, that was a good one. I'm off to Orlando now. TTYL - Alfred.

[Ki33ran]

'Agrhh! you scared the shit outta me! ' HAHA!

Tit-a-nic. LOL!

Ass area. hahaha.

Youuu Joker you... =P

[adiblasi]

K - I will admit that the "Tit-a-Nic" was my favorite horribly bad joke on this video. LOL! Thanks for noticing! - Alfred

[Ki33ran]

Haha! Aww. But it looked like u had a really good (?) time in Vegas! So how was your meal at Joe's? And about that 'Asian Grill'? I'm an Asian!(seriously!) LOL =P

Happy Holidays man!

[adiblasi]

Asian Grill + Chinese Fusion - wow, two ethnic jokes your way :) All in good fun. :)

[therealjennibum]

Grrr! The architecture alone was worth the trip. I think I would have gained five or six pounds just looking at the mound of Cake! You could always try cake and sex. i.e.: Sploshing...get exercise and the sugar fix! The singing and the video at the end was very touching. Did you know that you can get C-Pap machines that are portable for sleeping on planes?

[adiblasi]

Jen! Thanks for watching and seeing the bonus material! On the plane, I was using either an iPod Video or a PSP with Bose noise cancelling headphones. One flick of the switch, and the screaming kids were gone! TTYL - Alfred

[818Papi]

awesome video looks like u had a great time in vegas too bad u lost money gambling u win some u lose some but its all good.

[adiblasi]

Oh yea, all good. Thanks for watching AJ. I'm off to Orlando in a few minutes. Thanks for watching! Alfred

[adiblasi]

Make sure to watch through past the credit screens! :)