This inspired me to put my mind to sleep and ease the pain of a wisdom tooth ripping through my gums with some of my parents' merlot( no fresh beer laying around)
The web ads suck. I am not interested. Here, watch this shitty ad so you can watch what you really want. The greed is immeasurable. Maybe Google and Youtube could be nationalized and made into a free utility. No ads. I would gladly give my money to avoid the god forsaken ads. Cable sucks too.
Doug is the reincarnation of George Carlin. Very funny but lot's of gutter thinking. That was George's stick and now he is gone. Good luck Doug. Very funny.
@CORNP00 i know what you mean, i'm not saying I'M a genius but this is likely the reason that there is a fine line between genius and insanity, the more you think about stuff the more maddening it is, and when you CAN'T stop thinking... sheesh.
@Yesman812 I just feel like I'm being held captive and forced to watch something before I'm allowed to see what I wanted. This is mostly the reason I sold my TV.
Don't they make enough from Flash / banner ads? The TV style of advertising kind of destroys the appeal of youtube. Just my opinion.
@p0llenp0ny Keep going back and clicking on the video until it doesn't. I refuse to watch them personally. As if seeing your stupid products advertised on youtube will make me buy them..
The only way I can stop the carnival is to read myself to sleep & that isn't guaranteed. Funny thing is my wife is ALWAYS more tired than me even if i've been sat up all night listening to her snoar.
@friendobrians yeah, but he is his own person.. I mean if you did something for 20 years and finally got recognition and the first thing out of my mouth was "Hey, you know that quantum physics guy who figured out how to use freed energy from quarks and his work will eventually save our species from extinction.. yeah he's just like a modern day Einstein." you'd be pissed would you not?
I fucking HATE the ad's before the videos. Who invited those twisted corporate cunts into my parent's basement? Hey, GEICO, I got fuck all valuable to insure!! Your faggot, duck-fisting buddies at BAnk of America finally squeezed the last drop of wealth out of my existance. Now all I can afford to do for entertainment is watch shit on youtube, you morbidly greedy cunts!!
it is impossible, as soon as you close your eyes it all begins, millions of thoughts, it never ends, if you take something to sleep you'll just wake later in the night wide awake even more fucked up. there is no cure, insomnia, you're never really alseep and never really awake (fight club) so true.
You people really don't understand what the CIA has been up to over the past few decades do you? Check out this guys production company and then get back with us...These fools are all MK-type-Ultra computers...Rogan-Stanhope-Hicks or should I say Alex Jones(same guy)...
Same one I have, it's called "livinginthesameworldaspeoplelikeyou disorder". I have to take a douchebagtolerance re-uptake inhibitor (KILLITOL*TM*) just to get through a day without the almost irresistible desire to nut punch you with a bag of 8-balls.
If you like Doug Stanhope's ideas, please sign the petition urging him to run for president! petitionspotDOTcom/petitions/stanhope2012/
By the way, seeing Doug live is well worth it. I went to his show in San Jose last month and he was in fine form! His upcoming shows are listed at dougstanhopeDOTcom .
For those who "get it" on a deeper level and want to know more about the libertarian philosophy, this video gives a good intro - isilDOTorg/resources/introductionDOTswf
I have the same problem, a mind that never sh*t ups, sleep is a extreme luxury i can tell u that.
Even alcohol and weed won't always help, at least i can watch a video without having to rewind 20 times because i got distracted by some random thinking.
They say its ADD, and offer me some dangerous chemicals that suppose to make me a productive robot that world demands me to be.
Met Doug in Toronto just last weekend, the guy is straight up, honest and a good guy to talk to. Stage personality and his real persona are one the same.
This is so stupid... But i love my mom deeply... And i don't want to take any chances. Sorry. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Nah yo, you're not alone, we're out there. We're just hard to spot. Because unlike every other school of thought on this planet, we lack the bumper stickers to properly identify each other. Hicks, Carlin, and Stanhope don't have any special knowledge of the universe. Just an overload of common sense. It's our curse.
you know, i have troubles sleeping sober too. I'm 18 and I've been having this problem since i was 10 or something... But then I discovered alcohol and weed :d But you know what's interesting? Most people i know are idiots and don't have these sleeping/thinking problems, only the smart ones do. And when i read these comments it's like you all have the same problem. This just proofs; Doug Stanhope is a very smart guy with a very smart fanbase.
Its 6 am and I've just spent 4 hours trying to get to sleep with the 'carnival'. Ironically most of it was trying to think which shitty song Stanhope songs in this bit :/
Is he a comedian or does he just know everything about life? I don't know. I don't even watch his videos for humour I just love all the truth packed in his speeches.
This is so true, as soon as I lay down to sleep I can't stop thinking about things. It's so annoying.
"I could have told you that your beliefs are a clinical psychotic reaction and the only heaven that awaits you is the inside of a casket, in which your lifeless carcass will be devoured by bacteria and other small life forms until every inch of what you once called your self is nothing but fertilizer in an overpriced box"
I'll take that alternative any day over being in packed, "utopia," with people like you, while, "I can only imagine," is blaring over the loud speakers....
But I really like talking to "the bad boys" you guys are alot closer to the gates of heaven that the "good guys" that think they are so good in God's eyes! At least you guys are not luke warm!
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Well if you focus light should go through your lense through the optic nerve in HD!
Look up at the stars and the moon, and tell me that there is no possible way a God could have put it into place. Something far beyond our intellect. look in a mirror...He created you!!!!!
Okay I looked at the stars and the moon, and the stars appear to be randomly scattered around as if they resulted from an explosion and the moon looks like it was formed the same way all planets and moons are, by gravity and drifting particles of debris. I wont tell you that there is no possible way a god put that there but a god doesn't seem necessary to explain it, instead a much simpler and falsifiable explanation does just fine. BTW I was created by my parents.
Yeah I kinda used to think that, but actually when you consider how long the Earth has been around, it had a lot of time to germinate life.
Don't get me wrong, Existence, Stars and Planets, Life and above all Intelligent self aware life is extraordinary. But just because it's all so amazing doesn't mean "god did it". As it turns out the explanations are complex and counter intuitive, and nobody knows how it all came to be yet. But we have a good idea, and there is no evidence it was any god.
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Ok I gatta get back to work here but let me just say.
If you buy the "big bang theroy" Tell me two things! Where did this massive object come from? And name any one "massive explosion" that ever set anything into any sort of order?
Explosions cause disorder and destruction! Look at what the A bomb did to Japan to bring up a sour piece of history!
Were things improved by the explosion!
So evolution and the big bang are mathamatically impossible! This leaves us no choice but God
Where did the explosion come from? The correct answer is: I don't know. All we know is that it occurred based on the evidence we observed. But what does that have to do with the existence of god? Where did god come from? He always existed? Okay then the 11th dimension membranes that collided to spark the big bang always existed to.
Yes explosions are chaotic, but it's what happens after the explosions, with gravity, matter and time that create what we see as "order".
Most of us got here by our parents having sex, which by the way was God's idea and created by God,only for husband and wife to enjoy. But we dont wanna get off topic and this discussion is rated G ;-)
Dude, you're posting on every single Doug Stanhope video. I can understand your inspiration to do so, but you need to rethink your strategy. What do you think would happen if a single proud and arrogant atheist walked into the vatican and began preaching his beliefs? They'd get about as far as you are now... Except the clergy in its infinite justified wisdom would kill the atheist.
I know.... Remember Christ came to seek and save the lost. Not the moral, right and good people. Like the tax collectors and sinners he ate with, Christ seeks and saves the lost!
I am a matchmaker for the Lord! He is faithful and just to forgive us and cleanse us from all unrightousness!
No matter how bad and evil we are or become, Jesus Christ knocks at the door...if anyone hears and opens the door, He will join you and will share with you.
Are you heavy burdened sinner? Yoke with Jesus Christ and you load will be easy!
You shall run and not grow weary, you shall walk and not faint!!
I am being nice. I could have told you that your beliefs are a clinical psychotic reaction and the only heaven that awaits you is the inside of a casket, in which your lifeless carcass will be devoured by bacteria and other small life forms until every inch of what you once called your self is nothing but fertilizer in an overpriced box. But I didn't.
I love this bit. My brother and i watched this a couple of months ago and even now, when one of us says we couldnt sleep the other one says,"Did you go to the carnival?" soooo funny
Stanhope and Hicks are both funny....if Bill had lived im pretty confident his comedy would have evovled too but for the time period that he performed in he was pretty damn good in my opinion
Yeah I think both are really wonderful in your face type of comedians who really think for themselves and making you do so as well. I think Bill Hicks and George Carlin are a little faster. There's more tempo in their shows. Bill Hicks was the most charismatic I think. He also had that poetry thing working for him, had a way with words. But Stanhope might be slower, he's still saying all th right things to make me laugh and think at the same time which I really like!
Although their styles do cross over, their "goals" are not really the same. It's obvious Stanhope is following in the footsteps of Bill's work, but he's doing his own thing. And not that it matters but I say that as someone who has a Bill Hicks poster prominently displayed in my livingroom and at the same time consider Stanhope my favorite current living standup comedian.
So you watched a video that you found unfunny and took the extra time to comment on it and let everyone know you disapprove. You've got way too much time on your hands. Do something useful. Go suck a dick or something.
It took me literally like 3 seconds to write that comment. It hardly took up much of my time. And the reason I commented in the first place is because thats what comment threads are for. To express your opinion. Get over yourself.
Doug is great, of course he is, but of course he's not Bill Hicks. He's funny and he says stuff that's both funny and true, but nothing of the gravity of Bill, come on.
No, he said he did a bump at the show though, otherwise he'd be out. I don't coke anyway. He actually did pass out a few times on the way to the airport.
Gotta agree. I've got all of his CDs and about to have all of his DVDs, and have found some interviews on projectplaylist dot com, and I just love how original and his voice and love the delivery and such. But also how down to Earth he is. I've so I love him now much more over Bill Hicks, although I love Hicks as well ...
I've had "We Didn't Start The Fire" stuck in my head since I was 14.
I am now 23.
AstraVex 22 hours ago
He is fucking hilarious.
weeweeeewee 1 month ago
One of my favorite doug stanhope bits. I love this shit.
newrealization12 2 months ago
AD'S ON THE DOUG STANHOPE YOUTUBE CHANNEL???
MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
tritz01 3 months ago
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erikneoland 3 months ago
This inspired me to put my mind to sleep and ease the pain of a wisdom tooth ripping through my gums with some of my parents' merlot( no fresh beer laying around)
BlitzkriegBrain 4 months ago
this is how i felt an hour ago...now im wide awake....
Blitzed135 6 months ago
wow I thought it was just me
JoeyPencils 7 months ago
FIVE stars!!!
Greenhornet270 9 months ago
We didn't start the fire!
cuntylishus 10 months ago
The web ads suck. I am not interested. Here, watch this shitty ad so you can watch what you really want. The greed is immeasurable. Maybe Google and Youtube could be nationalized and made into a free utility. No ads. I would gladly give my money to avoid the god forsaken ads. Cable sucks too.
Doug is the reincarnation of George Carlin. Very funny but lot's of gutter thinking. That was George's stick and now he is gone. Good luck Doug. Very funny.
jackgoldman1 10 months ago
omg i thought i was the only person who had a "carnival" when they tried to sleep, i thought i was maybe a little fucked. this puts me at ease
CORNP00 1 year ago
@CORNP00 agreed
immmmmaustin 1 year ago
@CORNP00 i know what you mean, i'm not saying I'M a genius but this is likely the reason that there is a fine line between genius and insanity, the more you think about stuff the more maddening it is, and when you CAN'T stop thinking... sheesh.
TheSnather 1 year ago
Fucken shit he is instantly my new favorite comic.
MrZrod24 1 year ago
@PBK0909 Yea, it's hugely annoying, I hate their ads too. They're always stupid, especially the talking ones.
It doesn't always work all of the time though.
Sshelly34213 1 year ago
fuck ads
NiTROisGAMiNG 1 year ago
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thelastdaysmessenger 1 year ago
thanks doug
YahIDontKnow 1 year ago
hahaha. i know exactly what he means. when im sober i only sleep every other night
SupaKidIsHere 1 year ago 2
flawless delivery
jesusthescarecrow 1 year ago 4
Am I the only one seeing these fucking ads at the beginning? Why isn't anyone complaining?
p0llenp0ny 1 year ago
@p0llenp0ny
Why would I complain? Youtube is free.
Yesman812 1 year ago
@Yesman812 I just feel like I'm being held captive and forced to watch something before I'm allowed to see what I wanted. This is mostly the reason I sold my TV.
Don't they make enough from Flash / banner ads? The TV style of advertising kind of destroys the appeal of youtube. Just my opinion.
p0llenp0ny 1 year ago 6
@p0llenp0ny I would give you a hundred thumbs up if I could.
thecheesebob 1 year ago
@p0llenp0ny Keep going back and clicking on the video until it doesn't. I refuse to watch them personally. As if seeing your stupid products advertised on youtube will make me buy them..
Sshelly34213 1 year ago
@Sshelly34213 turn...the...dvd...off...
BigJimC88 1 year ago
Thanks for telling people how so many of us feel!!
Denoyelleify 1 year ago
story of my life
nelsboom555 1 year ago
The only way I can stop the carnival is to read myself to sleep & that isn't guaranteed. Funny thing is my wife is ALWAYS more tired than me even if i've been sat up all night listening to her snoar.
taffwob 1 year ago
He looks a tiny little bit like Butthead.
IKNOWALLABOUTALL 1 year ago
Man, I fuckin' hate the carnival. Sometimes it keeps me up for hours.
Revan540 1 year ago
doug is definitely carrying on bills torch
friendobrians 1 year ago
@friendobrians yeah, but he is his own person.. I mean if you did something for 20 years and finally got recognition and the first thing out of my mouth was "Hey, you know that quantum physics guy who figured out how to use freed energy from quarks and his work will eventually save our species from extinction.. yeah he's just like a modern day Einstein." you'd be pissed would you not?
RDypak 1 year ago
I fucking HATE the ad's before the videos. Who invited those twisted corporate cunts into my parent's basement? Hey, GEICO, I got fuck all valuable to insure!! Your faggot, duck-fisting buddies at BAnk of America finally squeezed the last drop of wealth out of my existance. Now all I can afford to do for entertainment is watch shit on youtube, you morbidly greedy cunts!!
zendevil 1 year ago 22
@zendevil Right when you see a 15 second ad, refresh the page with f5
Zantaer 1 year ago
@Zantaer I feel better now.
zendevil 1 year ago
@zendevil the dvd is $15
RDypak 1 year ago
@zendevil >parent's basement
YungFreckle 6 days ago
it is impossible, as soon as you close your eyes it all begins, millions of thoughts, it never ends, if you take something to sleep you'll just wake later in the night wide awake even more fucked up. there is no cure, insomnia, you're never really alseep and never really awake (fight club) so true.
crownncokable 1 year ago
@crownncokable Try meditation, it actually is really effective, I'm speaking from experience too.
corskie1111 1 year ago
I hate the nightly carrneval UGH!!!!
crownncokable 1 year ago
Stanhope is like the What-if Machine episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human.
vidclown 1 year ago 5
@vidclown Without the morbid obesity
oilersfan1993 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is the perfect description of what Stanhope is like!
ToolOfTrade 1 year ago
Story of my life.
Cnd0r 1 year ago
it's always billy joel
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pulsation8606 1 year ago
smokin some weed b4 bed lets me enjoy that carnival n sleep like a baby
SUPRaTT2007 2 years ago 61
i feel your pain, doug. I that it was only me
DeviantAtavist 2 years ago 6
da-da-da da-da-da
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BENCHIPED 2 years ago
so hilarious
dvheitz 2 years ago 2
you should maybe try the internet?
SprocketPeeps 2 years ago
where can I go about getting one of those kick ass libertarian jerseys??// i want one but cant find it anywhere...
iChesus 2 years ago 3
Lol, can relate to this
Wowbagger86 2 years ago 8
lol botanical garden
grizzlybearjaws 2 years ago
"We didn't start the fire."
Stanhope = genius.
He is brave enough to say what others think.
missladydeborah 2 years ago 8
Yeah,the bloke got balls to be that brutally honest!
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
this is why i got a weed prescription, now i just puff on a bowl of kush before bed BOOM zZzzZzZzZz night all!
s0undtribe 2 years ago 6
but what about when you're awake and you want to have a giggle at the shape of your toes?
Poonard 2 years ago
@Poonard Exactly! What about that!?
UnhappySquancho 1 year ago
i got the same problem right now
yay78900 2 years ago
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what a fucking dumb arse
bubblewrap38 2 years ago
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Yes it was made by the spoken word of God!
Wow what power the Lord has.
The heaves declare his works and the femmemnet displays his handy work!
EF2000CanFly 2 years ago
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hah
fag
beermeparis 2 years ago
haha you're funny
irtimed 2 years ago
lol i know what he meens
KringspierMuskatier 2 years ago
insomnia love...
Ohiogrown90 2 years ago
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This man must have some mental disorder.
ryan4121 2 years ago
Same one I have, it's called "livinginthesameworldaspeoplelikeyou disorder". I have to take a douchebagtolerance re-uptake inhibitor (KILLITOL*TM*) just to get through a day without the almost irresistible desire to nut punch you with a bag of 8-balls.
gotilk 2 years ago 3
Masturbation was invented by people who KNEW there was a better way to put your mind at ease than meditation.
HarlotBug3 2 years ago 72
@HarlotBug3 Invented? Masturbation happened when the Caveman rolled over on a rock with a hole in it.
blummedia 1 year ago
@blummedia during puberty, so a caveboy, just sayin' ;P
MindfulFuture 1 year ago
@HarlotBug3 i always thought that was just me.
TheSnather 1 year ago
i shot a dog last week!
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago
can't relate..I sleep like a baby,anytime anywhere.
2009flyinsquirrel 2 years ago
I could related to the fact that you can't relate but who gives a rat's...., right?
=)
Turco949 2 years ago
Stanhope as usual nails it. Man.
Skinsylah 2 years ago 5
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stupid fucking brain-dead American...
bubblewrap38 2 years ago
well ur the same type of stupid fuck he talks shit about
marsh4321 2 years ago
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haha you dont know what the fuck your talking about do you haha
bubblewrap38 2 years ago
well first y dont u like him???
marsh4321 2 years ago
Go fuck yourself. Stanhope's a genius. You are not.
badtown88 2 years ago
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hes a genius?
haha your funnier than he is
bubblewrap38 2 years ago
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Im drunk!!hgfmvb
obituary18 2 years ago
SO SO TRUE!
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StarchildSF 2 years ago
I have the same problem, a mind that never sh*t ups, sleep is a extreme luxury i can tell u that.
Even alcohol and weed won't always help, at least i can watch a video without having to rewind 20 times because i got distracted by some random thinking.
They say its ADD, and offer me some dangerous chemicals that suppose to make me a productive robot that world demands me to be.
Doug rules, people need more liberal thinkers.
legi0naire 2 years ago 7
lol, so true
theshredator 2 years ago
Carlin, Hicks, Stanhope !! I do like these comedians, but i crack myself laughing with Noam Chomsky !! Taht guy is fucking crazy !!!!
EdMaGoFa 2 years ago 8
that noam chomsky is nuts!!
cutlassracer05 2 years ago
noam chomsky - "9/11-even if it`s true-who cares"
obviously, not you noam. you scum !!
halliburtoncrusher 2 years ago 3
Met Doug in Toronto just last weekend, the guy is straight up, honest and a good guy to talk to. Stage personality and his real persona are one the same.
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This is so stupid... But i love my mom deeply... And i don't want to take any chances. Sorry. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
wmessinger12 2 years ago
I call it the Peanut Gallery. Sometimes there's even a lightshow.
dram5780 2 years ago
Love Hicks and Carlin and Stanhope. Now I know I'm not alone... They tell the truth.
Tddfff 2 years ago 7
Nah yo, you're not alone, we're out there. We're just hard to spot. Because unlike every other school of thought on this planet, we lack the bumper stickers to properly identify each other. Hicks, Carlin, and Stanhope don't have any special knowledge of the universe. Just an overload of common sense. It's our curse.
TuckmanJiggityJones 2 years ago 6
Amen to that. I bet people say you think too much as well.
pengers11 2 years ago
you know, i have troubles sleeping sober too. I'm 18 and I've been having this problem since i was 10 or something... But then I discovered alcohol and weed :d But you know what's interesting? Most people i know are idiots and don't have these sleeping/thinking problems, only the smart ones do. And when i read these comments it's like you all have the same problem. This just proofs; Doug Stanhope is a very smart guy with a very smart fanbase.
Tddfff 2 years ago 3
Its 6 am and I've just spent 4 hours trying to get to sleep with the 'carnival'. Ironically most of it was trying to think which shitty song Stanhope songs in this bit :/
JapeUK 2 years ago 4
Is he a comedian or does he just know everything about life? I don't know. I don't even watch his videos for humour I just love all the truth packed in his speeches.
This is so true, as soon as I lay down to sleep I can't stop thinking about things. It's so annoying.
Jotto999 2 years ago 3
im 40 and im speechless..........
cholulasaucehot 2 years ago
I have never been able to relate more to someone before, this isn't comedy it's therapy.
greensheep99 2 years ago 4
I agree so much, there is so much truth jammed into his words that I barely even NOTICE the humour.
He is like some incredible hybrid of George Carlin and Bill Hicks, he's a fucking genius.
Jotto999 2 years ago 2
best comedian after......closely followed by the rest only cause of his insight
cholulasaucehot 2 years ago
lol. i go to the carnival at least twice a week. xD
sweetblood329 2 years ago 3
Shoulda taken shrooms and THEN taken that bitch wife of his to the botanical gardens. Put some in her beef stew, too.
GordonMorrice 3 years ago 2
count me in
HelmetBlissta 3 years ago
"I could have told you that your beliefs are a clinical psychotic reaction and the only heaven that awaits you is the inside of a casket, in which your lifeless carcass will be devoured by bacteria and other small life forms until every inch of what you once called your self is nothing but fertilizer in an overpriced box"
I'll take that alternative any day over being in packed, "utopia," with people like you, while, "I can only imagine," is blaring over the loud speakers....
Count me out.
scholarlylad85 3 years ago 4
amen sister
jaytotale 3 years ago
peace bro......we gotta burn he is the shit
cholulasaucehot 2 years ago
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Zettel9016 1 year ago
EF2000,
You are speaking to the wrong crowd here man....If you think Stanhope is rough, imagine how those of us who get humor out of his routine think!
scholarlylad85 3 years ago 2
But I really like talking to "the bad boys" you guys are alot closer to the gates of heaven that the "good guys" that think they are so good in God's eyes! At least you guys are not luke warm!
And Christ is a Freind of sinners!
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
Y'know, if you had typed "Christ is a Freud of sinners!", it would had been so funny.
Vesuri 3 years ago
Lol, this guy is now my favorite comedian.
xXAkridXx 3 years ago
This guy is a sore losser! he needs to repent!
Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the father! As if there is no God look around you! Open you eyes.
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
Okay I looked around me, still don't think there is a god, what exactly was I supposed to see?
xXAkridXx 3 years ago
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Well if you focus light should go through your lense through the optic nerve in HD!
Look up at the stars and the moon, and tell me that there is no possible way a God could have put it into place. Something far beyond our intellect. look in a mirror...He created you!!!!!
Peace and may God bless
EF2001canfly 3 years ago
Shut up.
jackadamia11 3 years ago 4
Okay I looked at the stars and the moon, and the stars appear to be randomly scattered around as if they resulted from an explosion and the moon looks like it was formed the same way all planets and moons are, by gravity and drifting particles of debris. I wont tell you that there is no possible way a god put that there but a god doesn't seem necessary to explain it, instead a much simpler and falsifiable explanation does just fine. BTW I was created by my parents.
xXAkridXx 3 years ago
Cmpare our planet with the others in the solar system. I would say it is a jewel created by God sown hand!
Look carefully adn long and you may see the Light! May the Spirit of God show you an guide you!
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
Yeah I kinda used to think that, but actually when you consider how long the Earth has been around, it had a lot of time to germinate life.
Don't get me wrong, Existence, Stars and Planets, Life and above all Intelligent self aware life is extraordinary. But just because it's all so amazing doesn't mean "god did it". As it turns out the explanations are complex and counter intuitive, and nobody knows how it all came to be yet. But we have a good idea, and there is no evidence it was any god.
xXAkridXx 3 years ago
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Ok I gatta get back to work here but let me just say.
If you buy the "big bang theroy" Tell me two things! Where did this massive object come from? And name any one "massive explosion" that ever set anything into any sort of order?
Explosions cause disorder and destruction! Look at what the A bomb did to Japan to bring up a sour piece of history!
Were things improved by the explosion!
So evolution and the big bang are mathamatically impossible! This leaves us no choice but God
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
Where did the explosion come from? The correct answer is: I don't know. All we know is that it occurred based on the evidence we observed. But what does that have to do with the existence of god? Where did god come from? He always existed? Okay then the 11th dimension membranes that collided to spark the big bang always existed to.
Yes explosions are chaotic, but it's what happens after the explosions, with gravity, matter and time that create what we see as "order".
xXAkridXx 3 years ago
Most of us got here by our parents having sex, which by the way was God's idea and created by God,only for husband and wife to enjoy. But we dont wanna get off topic and this discussion is rated G ;-)
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
Most of us? More like all of us. Go ahead and say it was god's idea but why do you need god to explain something that occurs by itself in nature?
xXAkridXx 3 years ago
Dude, you're posting on every single Doug Stanhope video. I can understand your inspiration to do so, but you need to rethink your strategy. What do you think would happen if a single proud and arrogant atheist walked into the vatican and began preaching his beliefs? They'd get about as far as you are now... Except the clergy in its infinite justified wisdom would kill the atheist.
Eeshnarf 3 years ago 3
I know.... Remember Christ came to seek and save the lost. Not the moral, right and good people. Like the tax collectors and sinners he ate with, Christ seeks and saves the lost!
I am a matchmaker for the Lord! He is faithful and just to forgive us and cleanse us from all unrightousness!
Peace and grace to you!
EF2001canfly 3 years ago
No matter how bad and evil we are or become, Jesus Christ knocks at the door...if anyone hears and opens the door, He will join you and will share with you.
Are you heavy burdened sinner? Yoke with Jesus Christ and you load will be easy!
You shall run and not grow weary, you shall walk and not faint!!
Grace to you!
EF2001canfly 3 years ago
Yeah, grace to you and such as well. But fuck off.
Eeshnarf 3 years ago
Hey be nice!
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
I am being nice. I could have told you that your beliefs are a clinical psychotic reaction and the only heaven that awaits you is the inside of a casket, in which your lifeless carcass will be devoured by bacteria and other small life forms until every inch of what you once called your self is nothing but fertilizer in an overpriced box. But I didn't.
Eeshnarf 3 years ago 5
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Thats is what may happen to my flesh! But I am being cremated to the worms dont get a free meal on me!
Anyways, the sould lives on even after you flesh is dead! Your flesh is like a piece of steak that hasto be refridgerated after we die I know.
But that in most being within us lives on and goes up to meet God after we die. Everyone knows that!
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
OMG what irony im up at 2 in the morning because im sober this is fuckin gay its IMPOSSIBLE to sleep sober
DebraKadabra000 3 years ago
the answer is MEDITATION. focus only on your breathing and your head will clear.
etipp283 3 years ago
indeed the carnival is one w/ me too!
jordanrandolph 3 years ago
awesome
Crawenx 3 years ago
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loser shithead. canada sucks.
starykazol 3 years ago
I too experience the Carnival.
Makron5 3 years ago 6
I love this bit. My brother and i watched this a couple of months ago and even now, when one of us says we couldnt sleep the other one says,"Did you go to the carnival?" soooo funny
sweetblood329 3 years ago 3
I really, REALLY hate that fucking carnival. "BA-BAP BADARADA BAP DAH DAH DAH, BA-BAP BADARADA BAP DAH DAH DAH"
Denta92 3 years ago
E-XCELLENT work on the phonetics!
*copies & pastes*
minomeshank 3 years ago
hahahhaha very veruy funny and very true!
mammasheen 3 years ago
Stanhope and Hicks are both funny....if Bill had lived im pretty confident his comedy would have evovled too but for the time period that he performed in he was pretty damn good in my opinion
FTIBand 3 years ago
Not for nothing, but Hicks' comedy was more evolved than Stanhope's is now, although I dig Stanhope a lot.
jpwjr1199 3 years ago 2
Yeah I think both are really wonderful in your face type of comedians who really think for themselves and making you do so as well. I think Bill Hicks and George Carlin are a little faster. There's more tempo in their shows. Bill Hicks was the most charismatic I think. He also had that poetry thing working for him, had a way with words. But Stanhope might be slower, he's still saying all th right things to make me laugh and think at the same time which I really like!
dennoow 3 years ago
Although their styles do cross over, their "goals" are not really the same. It's obvious Stanhope is following in the footsteps of Bill's work, but he's doing his own thing. And not that it matters but I say that as someone who has a Bill Hicks poster prominently displayed in my livingroom and at the same time consider Stanhope my favorite current living standup comedian.
snailduck 3 years ago 2
i have that problem also =/ thats why i drink =D and too take the edge off when my gf wont stop bitching.
ya19375 3 years ago
He's so right. Damn carnival.
AbbeyNormal 3 years ago 5
This dude makes me laugh hard enough to cry
nierikav 3 years ago 2
Win.
Daanbor 3 years ago
I've tried it..sometimes...
Polarbong 3 years ago
Does anyone know where I can get one of those libertarian shirts like Doug is wearing?
Frrrunkus 3 years ago
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holy shit that wasn't funny.
JacobTrue 3 years ago
So you watched a video that you found unfunny and took the extra time to comment on it and let everyone know you disapprove. You've got way too much time on your hands. Do something useful. Go suck a dick or something.
Frrrunkus 3 years ago 2
It took me literally like 3 seconds to write that comment. It hardly took up much of my time. And the reason I commented in the first place is because thats what comment threads are for. To express your opinion. Get over yourself.
JacobTrue 3 years ago
Yeah but ,JacobTru
if you found that so unfunny that you sat down
and decided to let everyone know what a sad fuck you are
why then you deserve yourself..
Morthund 3 years ago
that didn't make any sense whatsoever. Please get back to me when you can type an answer which isn't fucking retarded.
JacobTrue 3 years ago 5
Doug is great, of course he is, but of course he's not Bill Hicks. He's funny and he says stuff that's both funny and true, but nothing of the gravity of Bill, come on.
EricaBuist 3 years ago
Cause stanhope is down to earth. A lot of hicks material isnt even funny tbh
RaidenTheAlmighty 3 years ago
No, he said he did a bump at the show though, otherwise he'd be out. I don't coke anyway. He actually did pass out a few times on the way to the airport.
matt72582 3 years ago
your almost 40 years old you fuckin loser!
Aphasia17 3 years ago 2
haha so fuckin true 1am 2am then the carnival kicks in hahaha
mancpartizan 3 years ago 4
so fuckin true 1am 2am then the carnival kicks in
mancpartizan 3 years ago 2
shmorange fucking kills me.
chudjackson 3 years ago 2
we didn't start the fire!! LOL!!!
dr1345 4 years ago 2
Nobody is Bill Hicks though.
matt72582 4 years ago 4
This dude is real good, but i have to agreed with you, Bill will always shadow those ahead
siddHDS 4 years ago
I hung out with Doug after a show, so down-to-earth, he's a real person, now bullshit, no show, the originality makes him so great.
matt72582 4 years ago 3
Gotta agree. I've got all of his CDs and about to have all of his DVDs, and have found some interviews on projectplaylist dot com, and I just love how original and his voice and love the delivery and such. But also how down to Earth he is. I've so I love him now much more over Bill Hicks, although I love Hicks as well ...
brandonthyname 4 years ago
did you do coke with him?
deluxsound123 3 years ago
F U CK IN G AMAZING
matredman 4 years ago