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Are you just upset because you pissed your pants and never went anywhere? Perhaps you didn't pee enough. Focus really hard on where you want to go, and let it rip like a fire hose. Or, maybe you could develop a sense of humor and realize this video was only meant as a joke. You're right about my dog, though. I never could get her to roll over. She always seemed to think I was trying to kill her. Have you ever killed small animals for pleasure? You strike me as the sort that might.
Thanks for the feedback. That whole thing was off the top of my head, so I can understand if it was a bit incoherent. Mostly I was just in it to play with my green screen.
I think the idea of Imagining a Door with a DreamScape behind it is a very good idea actually. However the way you guide the listener with your words is confusing and incoherent. For a good Visualisation it is a must that you speak clear and in a flow without interruptions and without dwelling on other subjects. Good job though. I'm inspired. Next time try to make a clearer story to tell cause this 1 was really hard to follow.
^^
alexmaria188 3 months ago
use a scouter
Metakirby9000 5 months ago
I find it useful to picture the puppy being filmed close up with a wide angled lens wearing a hat and the Benny Hill theme music playing.
zoeyjusko 8 months ago
why is this guy in a bathroom?
thezimboman 1 year ago
wtf is this are you making fun of this or are you serios you must be kiding because if you are not this video is a peace of shit
Tepicoelano2 2 years ago
you are funny
xoxoAdRiEnMaLiKAxoxo 2 years ago
Hahahaha! forget the puppy, go back to the door, that part is hillarious! LOL
you're such a dickhead but it's funny
filmfelineadmin 2 years ago
Thanks...I think...
nate42 2 years ago
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AxelTheManly 2 years ago
you are
xoxoAdRiEnMaLiKAxoxo 2 years ago
Do you really have to pee and you just can't find any toilet ? You dont' have to worry anymore ! We have the solution: MIND TRAVEL !!! Now you can achieve the great skiil of peeing anywhere in the Universe for only 29.99 $. Order now the DVD and you will get a free toilet paper roll :D.
Shogodam 2 years ago
basterd you owe me 6 minutes of my time
steamedaustin12 2 years ago
I'll consider giving you your 6 minutes back if learn how to spell. I refuse to be insulted by illiterate people.
nate42 2 years ago
nate 42 re-read your first sentence...what is missing?
filmfelineadmin 2 years ago
Dammit! Serves me right for trying to be superior. Thanks for the lesson in humility.
nate42 2 years ago
wow
xoxoAdRiEnMaLiKAxoxo 2 years ago
Hahahahaha, good video, but, im sure you will find the truth soon enough, or more likely it will find you, all of us, much love and light to you.
molezar 3 years ago
what a complete dickhead. He couldn,t teach a dog to roll over let alone astro travelling or meditation
wardy342003 3 years ago
Are you just upset because you pissed your pants and never went anywhere? Perhaps you didn't pee enough. Focus really hard on where you want to go, and let it rip like a fire hose. Or, maybe you could develop a sense of humor and realize this video was only meant as a joke. You're right about my dog, though. I never could get her to roll over. She always seemed to think I was trying to kill her. Have you ever killed small animals for pleasure? You strike me as the sort that might.
nate42 3 years ago
you are
xoxoAdRiEnMaLiKAxoxo 2 years ago
wt? lol...streets in the desert
Shinasstar 3 years ago
Heh, nice spoof on meditation.
That's pretty much how you do it, besides the peeing and funny crap.
joncoelho121 3 years ago
this shit is intresting as fuck
Eldwinn 3 years ago
Well shit, I'm glad you fucking liked it!
nate42 3 years ago
im so fuckin glad you think i like this shit. nah jokin this was trippy
Eldwinn 3 years ago
I'm glad he isn't travellin off this planet. Bobbie (don't know why he's calling himself Nate) is the best night clerk we've ever had at the 7-11.
ggalen 3 years ago 2
Damn, my cover is blown.
nate42 3 years ago
whatta jerk
HAHA
zackerhacker 3 years ago
How articulate.
nate42 3 years ago
Thanks for the feedback. That whole thing was off the top of my head, so I can understand if it was a bit incoherent. Mostly I was just in it to play with my green screen.
nate42 3 years ago
I think the idea of Imagining a Door with a DreamScape behind it is a very good idea actually. However the way you guide the listener with your words is confusing and incoherent. For a good Visualisation it is a must that you speak clear and in a flow without interruptions and without dwelling on other subjects. Good job though. I'm inspired. Next time try to make a clearer story to tell cause this 1 was really hard to follow.
Skallon 3 years ago
ahem. Clarification: Lol- "Great!"
ThoughtTravel 4 years ago
LOL!
ThoughtTravel 4 years ago