rockwell automations

[ninebreaker21]

You murder Latin!

[CannedKoolaid]

WHAT?

[coolasj]

Straight face.

Like a boss.

[vimopix]

retroencabulator, da who?

[Fluffyfluffyhead]

ah yes, but does it link up with a Telefunken U-47?  arf arf...

[neurocidesakiwi]

WHAT?



[MrDrakedude]

This video is outdated. Rockwell has a new disgromificator that is far more efficient than magneto reactance,not to mention that outdated wayneshaft.

[emtpilot132]

So...... can I put a baseball card in its spokes?

[mortensen1961]

Just don't get your differential gridle spring in a bunch. . . . .

[WhiteGangster400]

Is this a joke cause i don't get it

[Ultranothing]

Gloogens!

[slmmoese]

Crappy sales pitch! The problem with using magneto reluctance for power is the efficiency, and losses by required transdiractance boost suppression. That's why this likely won't catch on. There are smaller, better and cheaper ways (like wave ruductors, for one). Also, did anyone see his stator head stop at 1:30? Freaking embarassing.

[Project1174]

Magneto reluctance?!

Wow... Ever since the new poly-lateral phase detractors were fitted with amulite buffers and the wayne shafts where phased out to make way for more efficient ergorythmic, jet-cooled, wave ruductors.

I don't have to tell any of you that this made flourescent score motion obsolete and as a direct result the dingle arm was removed completely and magneto reluctance was therefore redundant!

How old IS this direct spectromatic semi-permanent ocular stimulator?

Jeez...

[BILLYRUBAN]

WIN For saying that with a straight face!!!

[tleeict]

woah...

[tleeict]

woah.

[BlackKnightJedekai]

The real title of this skit is 'Rockwell Automation Presents: Don't Let Your Engineers Write The Ad Copy".

[darkmarvel]

Is it wierd that i kno what he's talkin about. It's all bullshit BTW

[ROFLBLACKPEOPLE]

LOL BLACK PEOPLE

[asonjack]

What did he say?

[Randor10]

He forgot to mention that a de-stantored did-bearing can cause an ID10T error.

[TyphoidBryan]

What ever you do with these devices, do NOT get them wet. They've come up with every conceivable application to make the automations run smoothly, but have failed to properly be sealed from moisture.

[hostilerosstyle]

this would be funny stoned

[1951abcd]

This is funny, no matter how many times i watch it. For those that don't know, it is a joke meant to be funny

[wafflelust]

So this is a joke? He's saying the same things as the Turbo Encabulator video on the right.

[Tyrsca45]

Is it ISO 9000 compliant though?

[PingPong85]

@Tyrsca45 its 9001

[jab0805]

What did he just call me?

[DarkKnight00073]

Inverse reactive current? unilateral phase detractors? cardinal grand meters? Retro incabulator? Modial interaction? magnedo reluctance? capasitive duractance? prefamulated? amulite? surmounted? logerimic casing? sburving bearings? panametric fan? 6 hydroscoptic marzil veins? ambervashent lunar wing shaft? lotosold deltoid type? panandermic? semi-boloid slots? trevi pipe? girdle spring? flurencent score motion? drawn recriprocation dingle arm? deplemeration? incabulator?

[DarkKnight00073]

What are phase detractors?

[hughmorris2008]

Hey, I used to work on these things! They're awesome but tech support isn't available anymore since the new release came out in '99.

[raptorfactor]

....And then, when you couple the retro-encabulator with Emmett "Doc" Brown's Flux Capacitor you get a multi-demnsional phase changing black hole that will transform your spouse into a monkey and declare you king.

[matt9741399]

Yes indeed, but 1.21 gigawatts? Seriously?

[piplupisapenguin]

It's interesting to see how the reversible Gurdle fluorecents were attached to the repo transcopulators without the need to bond either of the winded bearings together.

[newgtguy]

There is nothing worse than sinosoidal depleneration!

[IroningMyUnderwear]

that must have been so hard to memorize and get in just one take

[PLCguy16]

I love this video! Except everyone knows that inverse reactive current has essentially been eliminated by using Rockwell's new PowerFlex VFD with the PLC-HMI configured using a CanOpen servo loop actuated industrial Network. Duh!

[Calliber50]

The best story I heard was one site the plant engineers played this video during one of their meetings with maintenance and management. One of the managers started taking notes. He never lived that day down. Of course if you came into our office on any given day most of what we say sounds like nonsense to someone who doesn't know all are silly TLAs. The sad thing is when I first saw this video in Rockwell's EIT program I thought I had chosen the wrong field!

[geniusiknowit]

I am curious as to how they were able to balance the psilosynine interlink with the infernite phaser polarity, without taking the ablative thruster offline.

[RhythmDroid]

Actually, as of 1976, all thruster ablation started to be carried out by a centralized polyaminophthalanine-cooled starboard mounted Freunschenberger shaft placed in perpendicularity to the array of opposing pham strokers, thereby offsetting any extraneous numping on behalf of the infernite phase shifter.

[geniusiknowit]

This technology is obsolete since the creation of the non-stationary positron collider and neutrona wand emitter, which has adherence capabilities when in contact with negatively charged ectoplasmic entities. The only downside to these sorts of portable cyclotrons is the risk of total protonic reversal, should the undulating streams be crossed. You go get a court order, and I'll sue your funny ass for wrongful prosecution.

[FurryFighter20X66]

Got it. Crossing the streams... bad...

[spyderf16]

Even the non-stationary positron collider and neutrona wand emitter are obsolete. General Electric is now using the coveted Scheiss Esser alpha particle disenumerator to handle the the functions required by the eierficker hadronic collider. Dr. Millfunter was certainly a genius in the creation of this fine piece of equipment.

[SafcLad2k]

Wow a Unilateral Phase Detractor. That sounds epic. I bet that's the giant laser the Death Star uses.

[durandall05]

drawn reciprocation dingle arm!

[cupofmoo]

so is it all just to make that thingy spin???????????im so lost gram meeter wut dingo larm hoo ?????????wtf it sounds like a poem a crack hed rote

[michaeljjeffrey]

Great Scott ! MARTY !!

[fugitive011]

capasitve reactives? panametric fan? this is so epic, i love the part about the lunar wing shaft.

[sextech]

No no no guys! Its the first step to the end of the world as we know it. If you add a flux capacitor you get the very first Cylon and as you know it that will mean the end of us all. lol

[nippyella]

Where can I get a dingle meter ?

[clearvision5]

He sounded like Anthony Robbins...making up words as he went along :)

[Philinspaces]

Cardinal gram meeters? About damn time.

[realfish1]

i must have missed it, did he say it ran off of 1.21 jiga watts!! LOL

[SidewalkFrequencies]

come to find out it's just a toaster.

[sammytekbru]

it's the squeeky hinges that makes me smile...

[thrwdwn1]

Finally I have been waiting for one of these!! I wonder what size "kanuder" valves it has, does anyone know?

[JgHaverty]

Yes... but will it blend?

[Hazaroberts]

nope, a bit too big (only a bit though)

[schnay1]

crudely conceived idea...! lol.. yeah, sounds real crude.

[hellcat1000]

which makes time travel possible.......

[jjthejetplane767]

can you fuck it?

[dmg94]

So I wonder where the flux capacitor is being used at ?

[xanderjanz]

but can it blend?

[ritty77]

I was confused until the camera zoomed in on his hands doing that twisting motion.

[hadmiralhackbar]

right, THEN it all made perfect sense.

[Riggleman81]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Yes, THEN it all came together.

[Blackwell69]

Are those hydraulic diodes I see in there? How do those work with the non-modulated Fritzer valve?

[leftwingextremist]

Ah, but it's ionically mounted seperate to the superhylfuic phaser plates. That can stop the gavitron flux waves from ionising the non modulate Fritzer valve.

[Transistx]

But can it run linux?

[hoverboy06]

I personally prefer the quadrociprical phasor renticulator for all my retro-encabulation needs, but Rockwell automation's encabulators (especially the newer series with the sub-plasmoid modulation tuner) does a decent job as well.

[Narxist]

This is an exact remake of the original Chrysler skit. If you se the original, notice this speaker is in the background. He must have kept the script for all of these years. :-)

[Mimizhusband]

I laughed about 8 times. How does the speaker keep a straight face and he passes off gibberish as intelligence! amazing

[commandox20]

God this machine is sexy.

[m3cadet]

does it come with 22's?

[Acelib]

Now, you can't tell me that this product introduction isn't at least as sexy as anything Macworld has to offer on a regular basis. I mean come one, its the Retro Incabulator. I hear it even has support for podcasting.

[Meatbag79]

Make sure to watch the unilateral phase detractors. Any bilateral action by those detracors could throw off your whole process, rendering your lunar phase useless. It's best to stick with a bilateral centrifugal phase detractor. We use those in all our encabulators. They're alot easier to find, and cost alot less than their unilateral counterparts. Furthermore, they generate more power with less energy, thus turning your lunar phase retro-encabulator into a solar phase retro-encabulator.

[joeantc1]

oh, now i understand quantum physics!

[ThisIsFabFM]

anyone taking notes?

[seantr87]

i work for rockwell automations and i have no clue what the hell hes talking about, pretty sure hes on like LSD

[ThisIsFabFM]

it's rockwell automation.

[lilchezemonster]

hey, I saw your comment on the rockewell automation video. You work at rockwell? thats neat. Is it the one in mayfield?

[Kalellis3]

He forgot to mention that to achieve the fluorescent score motion in conjunction with a drawn-reciprocation Dingel arm, a Thelman wire MUST be used -- to reduce that sinusoidal depleneration, of course.

[Necrotherion6]

thank god there's no side fumbling, that would have been disastrous

[Tenshiiryu]

yeah this is a parody of the "turbo encabulator" rant from an old chrysler engine service training video. If you actually know what that machine is, then you'd know that the bs he's spewing out has NOTHING to do with it lmao.

[f1br30p7ix]

I have to get one of these. Once I figure out what he says.

[JonsDman]

I am more than 10 years in outomation bit I dont understand a thing. hahahah maybe he is an ailien from out of this world. I need to study bullshit for this.

[PhilipSteininger]

Actually, the unidirectional alignment malfunction was rectified by the ambilatteral subconservitive software emulator, which maximazed the integrated valenct balance of the Rippendorf tubes. Model 8.211B just came out last week.

[TR7RACER]

All very good, but it fails to address the gimschpickel sprockel to toe wheel unidirectional alignment malfunction.

[dreampepper]

Win!

Bless your black heart, whoever you are.

[clcavs1205]

at least it prevents side fumbling

[cliveburke147]

Thanks! Now I know just what I need to control an Allen Bradley Motor;-))

[cliveburke147]

Very funny - but what actually IS that thing he's standing in front of! for the record, my free energy device is a generator attached to a propellor.

[GoonSquadCommand]

It's an Allen Bradley Motor Control Center.

[Mojojothanjo]

Ah yes, they hydrocoptic marsal-veins. I studied those at Omnitechnic Polydramulon.

[dreampepper]

You win.

[baffy2000]

Damn. I want one of them!

[TheStupidGene]

Uh, it's called a parody ya goombas....

[robinrw]

It doesn't even start legit, it is all bull.

[StagnantObserver]

Dude what the fuck? This starts of legit and then turns into complete nonsense.

[lagphish]

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

[bernlin2000]

This is great for those writing a speech explaining something: this is exactly what NOT to do! :)

[zoobtoob]

The funny thing is that I sell Dodge, Reliance, and Rockwell products and this video starts out using real words but then becomes mumbo jumbo to me too.

[spidoman]

classic.

[schrodingersdog]

hah, that's pretty funny.

[dbrsystems]

This is fiction but some of the "true" product videos were just as funny.