Did ya use the vestibule, or did you wait till LA. 51 hours is a long time, but then by the sounds of it, the City of Angels is a big enough toilet...
it did that night. and i would do again to anybody that wont let me use a public bathroom. another story. my buddy don got really pissed off at foodliion one night at work. so right after he quit he went down isle 4 shit on the floor then got on the intercom and said hay somebody needs to clean up that shit on isle 4. not a joke actual shit on isle 4 clean up needs assistants. i have too many storys about this subject kidda bad isnt it but funny. no shame.
the bathrooms were inside and i was outside. but you know if that guy just let me use the bathroom he could have avioded the whole situation. what was there for him to lose. aperently his appotight that night. i was not about to crap myself because of a snot nose punk wont let me use a public bathroom. i had to go and well i did. his fualt. haha. i wish i had that on tape i will never forget it. no shame. yes shit i did. mess with me will ya.
a gas station bathroom story i have. not about small tolites but sort of funny. so i had to go. the clerk wouldnt let me unless i bought something first so i did. he still didnt let me go. so i backed my butt up and craped between the 2 doors at the crack. i drove by 1 hour later and he was outside holding his nose. tell me i cant use the public bathroom ha. ill crap on you insted then. thats my thery.
Hahaha! I'm going to do that to every toilet straw boss from now on! In fact, I think I'll go and seek out people who won't let me use their public toilets....soon as I get off this train.
al man i hate small tolites. are you kidding me. that sucked. like the descrpition. japenes tolites are cool. they do everything but take a crap for you. but at a high price to buy one. where else to go well the handicap bathroom. well im sorry but some of us are just too big to get in small stalls and if we do get to use them youl proboly crap all over the place. haha. my other 2 vids are posted now. take it easy.
I had to wait a whole DAY for another one of your train vids! Longest 24 hrs of my LIFE! LOL! "Men's dressing room"?! Nice euphemism! It is not much larger than a bathroom on an airplane--UGH :(
how about the engineer's coffee mug...
randalldowney11 4 years ago
That's a tempting thought!
:)
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
If only you'd farted, you'd have been featured.
farnk 4 years ago
I meant to. Does that count?
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
I don't know what to say...so saying nothing...LOL
GreatGig1 4 years ago
no you didn't ......lol
mylilsin 4 years ago
Apparently, I'm poddy-challenged.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
From eschatology to scatology...
From the Second Coming to a Number Two...
Did ya use the vestibule, or did you wait till LA. 51 hours is a long time, but then by the sounds of it, the City of Angels is a big enough toilet...
foxalito 4 years ago
I hope to have all the ologies covered by the time I hit 1,000 videos on Youtube/Revver.
I finally discovered the handicapped toilet.
:)
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
Mere drudgery is loosed upon the world...
foxalito 4 years ago
I gotta do a Yeats video...
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
Thought this was...
foxalito 4 years ago
Had a Yeats reference...and theme in a way if I am the beast slouching towards Hollywood...but I need to do more.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
You saying the purse of the Cthulhu-size-ass lady wasn't big enough?
chevkoch 4 years ago
I should've shat in her purse? Excuse me, ma'am, but I need your pork pouch....
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
Hahaha, this is getting delicously weirder one video, one comment at a time.
chevkoch 4 years ago
It is!
:D
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
Have you seen Silver Streak?
AerocK 4 years ago
It's been a while. Why?
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
me too...Think I need to go and find that again...Seems to me there was some funny stuff...
AerocK 4 years ago
ahhh what would we do without a little bathroom humour?
coloursepia 4 years ago
Next: dirt humor.
:)
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
My next video is a littlt dirty, so be forewarned.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
it did that night. and i would do again to anybody that wont let me use a public bathroom. another story. my buddy don got really pissed off at foodliion one night at work. so right after he quit he went down isle 4 shit on the floor then got on the intercom and said hay somebody needs to clean up that shit on isle 4. not a joke actual shit on isle 4 clean up needs assistants. i have too many storys about this subject kidda bad isnt it but funny. no shame.
twister7boy 4 years ago
:D!
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
the bathrooms were inside and i was outside. but you know if that guy just let me use the bathroom he could have avioded the whole situation. what was there for him to lose. aperently his appotight that night. i was not about to crap myself because of a snot nose punk wont let me use a public bathroom. i had to go and well i did. his fualt. haha. i wish i had that on tape i will never forget it. no shame. yes shit i did. mess with me will ya.
twister7boy 4 years ago
Shit happens.
:D
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
Like being adrift in a lifeboat and dying of thirst. Such a predicament...
fehquig 4 years ago
Those baggage room windows open from the inside and the country looked like it could use fertilization.
:)
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
Of course, your shit would be in the wind if the conductor caught you. Anybody else got any poopy puns? Nutcheese?
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
No shit.
rextangle 4 years ago
He shits you not.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
LOL!!
Illuminatta 4 years ago
a gas station bathroom story i have. not about small tolites but sort of funny. so i had to go. the clerk wouldnt let me unless i bought something first so i did. he still didnt let me go. so i backed my butt up and craped between the 2 doors at the crack. i drove by 1 hour later and he was outside holding his nose. tell me i cant use the public bathroom ha. ill crap on you insted then. thats my thery.
twister7boy 4 years ago
Hahaha! I'm going to do that to every toilet straw boss from now on! In fact, I think I'll go and seek out people who won't let me use their public toilets....soon as I get off this train.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
al man i hate small tolites. are you kidding me. that sucked. like the descrpition. japenes tolites are cool. they do everything but take a crap for you. but at a high price to buy one. where else to go well the handicap bathroom. well im sorry but some of us are just too big to get in small stalls and if we do get to use them youl proboly crap all over the place. haha. my other 2 vids are posted now. take it easy.
twister7boy 4 years ago
Actually, twister, after I discovered the handicapped toilet, I never went back to the buttsqueezers.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
LOL...Cool video!
Five Stars!
MadBadVoodo 4 years ago
Thanks!
:)
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
I had to wait a whole DAY for another one of your train vids! Longest 24 hrs of my LIFE! LOL! "Men's dressing room"?! Nice euphemism! It is not much larger than a bathroom on an airplane--UGH :(
katalina2007 4 years ago
Too small for my girth. I wonder how many people will get the implied joke at the end of this video? Too subtle? Too obvious?
marquisdejolie 4 years ago
LOL! Probably a few! You gotta give us SOME credit!
katalina2007 4 years ago
Hahaha! Please also note the link I put in the video description.
marquisdejolie 4 years ago