This is quite literally the worst flash I have EVER seen in my life. Not a single thing here is worth anything over a 1/10, and that says a lot. It's choppy, long and dragged out, and ugly. Fuck you, and go die in a flaming pit.
YOU NEED A VOSSEE ACTOR IF YOU WANT with an h, how do you do that, WHANT ILL BE THAT VOICE ACTOR PEE EMM-EEE MY MICRO COST FORTY POUNDS SO YOU'RE IT GUD QUALTEE
@TheWriter0 Nah, he's too much of a pussy for real life violence, he has to resort to beating up stick men via flash because his Dad "tortures and irritates" him. Hmmm, the line between irritation and torture is usually a pretty thick one, I think the maker was a bit of a drama queen.
O.K., unlike all those "horror" flash games, this _was_ actually scary. But also unlike the flash "comedy" routines and "humorous" adventure game segments, this was also funny (albeit unintentionally).
The worst thing about this flash is that there is a tiny chance that he has been beaten but thanks to an incredibly embarrassing coping mechanism he'll never convince the police. "He pours hot wax on my hands when I'm trying to study!" "Did you look that up on Wikipedia after you got done making that stupid Flash animation?"
Apparently Newgrounds is inhabited by anti-social sadists. Well, that's hardly news... In all seriousness though, who looks at this and doesn't think that there is some severe psychological problem here?
I'm seeing comments on how this got blammed, but notice how it took until retsupurae for it to get blammed, meaning it likely got its status from retsupurae's fanboys. It's more "mafia-style elimination" than "people wising up".
I guess slowbeef did call ProtonJon after all, probably because he though LuwiigiMaster shoots like a fag.
I'd like to point out that the music in this is the Brian Eno track "Ending; An Ascent" that was used in an National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children advert in the UK.
@TheSmallBombs That's actually pretty amusing, considering how dysfunctional the family in this flash is. I wonder how the people who made that advert to try to actually help families would feel about this.
This is disturbing. I can't help but assume Ganesh has some serious issues with his father. There's no back story or reason to sympathize with the sadistic son. I'm willing to bet this is just the creator's warped way of venting some likely unwarranted hatred for his father. He probably got grounded from using his XBox one time too many.
It's about damn time the Newgrounds fanboys got put in their place. We've seen the horrors of YouTube and the total cesspool that is DeviantArt, now it's NG's turn. No standards for quality and Sturgeon's Law in full effect.
How do "irritation" and "torture" manifest? Does the dad whistle the son's least favorite song while waterboarding him? Does he set the thermostat too warm when beating him with the baseball bat?
This is a terrible Flash movie. Not only is it as deep as a kiddie pool, it's just lame. The torture is rather tame, and the kid keeps saying "revenge" over and over (bad writing). Plus, shouldn't we get an idea of the torture the dad put his son and wife through to help justify the revenge?
I dunno, this Flash movie just comes off as kinda smug, shallow, and as if the animator has daddy issues. I don't know whether to find help for him or scorn him.
Dad, you told me to find a job and stop masturbating so much, and now I have no choice but to make a bad flash about you... -_- remember, you brought this on yourself...
Next Episode: Son burns his grandmother alive because she made him do his homework while Yu-Gi-Oh was on.
evrbody 3 days ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
It should have ended with the child saying 'Dad, I am homosex'
videogamenostalgia 5 days ago
Its disturbing that someone would act his graphic fantasies through a flash and it would be well received
and you know its made by some spoiled brat who gets his head slapped a little for being a a said spoiled brat
AdamDuffield 1 week ago 11
Another masterpiece by Eddy P. Srecks.
FourthDerivative 2 weeks ago
Son, I am disappoint.
KoyasuNoBara 2 weeks ago 5
uhh...Happy mother's day?
GoldMagnum77 3 weeks ago
Ah, the discerning tastes of newgrounds users
BlueDeity 3 weeks ago 3
IF I WEREN'T A STICK FIGURE...PER SE
INEEDNAWZZZ 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 4
This is quite literally the worst flash I have EVER seen in my life. Not a single thing here is worth anything over a 1/10, and that says a lot. It's choppy, long and dragged out, and ugly. Fuck you, and go die in a flaming pit.
9/10
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88Meters 4 weeks ago 12
dragonball z esquire
randoguy101 1 month ago 4
You didn't get me Modern Warfare 3 dad. I'm gonna make a terrible flash animation showing my disdain!
chosentonessournotes 1 month ago 6
OH GOD THAT HNNNNNNNNG AT 1:40 I'M DYING
kaviar101 1 month ago
His name's Oeddy. Not Eddy, Oeddy.
Guess why.
MalamiteLtd 1 month ago in playlist Retsufrash 9
YOU NEED A VOSSEE ACTOR IF YOU WANT with an h, how do you do that, WHANT ILL BE THAT VOICE ACTOR PEE EMM-EEE MY MICRO COST FORTY POUNDS SO YOU'RE IT GUD QUALTEE
smiley face
Atma505 1 month ago 4
I think this is just some kids way of coping with his dad grounding him. And his mom probably was nice and gave him pudding or something.
AeroAtlas 2 months ago 10
incest is fine but this is fucking stupid.
TheDeathnotejunkie 2 months ago 8
@TheDeathnotejunkie Wow, best comment.
WVI 2 months ago
I'm guessing the only reason this was made was because the kid didn't get the PS3 he wanted for his birthday.
GreatNegus 2 months ago 5
Go "easy" on Ganesh and his "revenge". This is the best "drawing" he could "do" on account of being a "stick figure".
SlamminWolfgang 2 months ago
0:23 has got to be in the top 10 Diabetus lines.
AdudenamedKemp 2 months ago
This flogging mildly upsets me!
TehNoun 3 months ago
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE "REVENGE"
IN "ALL CAPS"
StrangePretence 3 months ago
A brief synopsis: "I love my mother... PHYSICALLY *licks lips*"
JDWtri 3 months ago
Retsupurae u need nother commenter if u Whant ill be that nother commentor my brain 20 IQ so yer I vry wity :)
DorianCairne 4 months ago 13
As soon as the screen switched to show
10
10
9
10
I went to take "REVENGE" on Newgrounds.
RabiesBunny 4 months ago 11
"It's over nine!"
"Thousand?"
"No, just nine. He's really pathetic."
Davtwan 4 months ago
Fucking goddamn Indians. Don't make flash games, you're much more suited to running convenience stores. This is why.
God, this is so fucked up, it just makes me feel dirty... I feel like I need a shower. God fucking dammit Newgrounds.
8/10
Fishandchipsguvnah 5 months ago
Newgrounds is the most pointless website ever.
PrivateSnowballTFC 5 months ago 9
Fuck you, dad! Im gonna make a flash animation about how much i hate you and show it to my internet friends! They dont judge me!
kittehfoodz 5 months ago 14
Does anyone else think that the creator of this will eventually become a serial killer?
TheWriter0 5 months ago 13
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Squadillah 5 months ago
@TheWriter0 he takes out his anger on newgrounds. there is no way this baby bitch-boy will ever be a threat to anyone ever.
Squadillah 5 months ago
@TheWriter0 Nah, he's too much of a pussy for real life violence, he has to resort to beating up stick men via flash because his Dad "tortures and irritates" him. Hmmm, the line between irritation and torture is usually a pretty thick one, I think the maker was a bit of a drama queen.
dennett316 4 months ago
@TheWriter0
I think he did half the people on newgrounds end up killing someone or shooting up their school.
BirdiewasHere 4 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
@TheWriter0 No, He wouldn't kill a fly.
type87randomXD 4 months ago
yep oedipal aint got shit on this motherfucker
KantorekBaumerB14 6 months ago 6
There's no way he hasn't raped his mother.
RancorousC 6 months ago 84
@RancorousC I kind of think his mother raped him.
TheIr0nMike 3 months ago
Does anyone else get the feeling that this kid didn't get a PS3 for christmas?
SuperGlucose 6 months ago 13
@SuperGlucose
Yeah, I'm pretty sure because his dad took away his Xbox. He makes a shitty game about killing him and gets forced into a therapist package plan.
Christopher224 6 months ago 4
I went on amazon.com and looked for "father-restraining shackles" and now the FBI has me on a list.
CommanderMantis 6 months ago 17
1:59 I think he's gonna treat his pain I gu-... *silence*
INEEDNAWZZZ 7 months ago 6
This game is not worthy of having the same music as Lord Of The Rings.......
KingKoodaz 7 months ago
1:40
congratulations!!! it's a boy!!!
Anthony3PO 7 months ago 11
"jungle143 gave it a 10"
"Is this out of 10?"
JGBeagle 7 months ago
You just know he's got his mother tied up somewhere or something.
wittyreviewer 7 months ago
@wittyreviewer And then you find out he loves her a lot.
Let that sink in for a moment.
Mickothebest 7 months ago
O.K., unlike all those "horror" flash games, this _was_ actually scary. But also unlike the flash "comedy" routines and "humorous" adventure game segments, this was also funny (albeit unintentionally).
genrlcvr 8 months ago
@genrlcvr The difference is that this is supposed to be someone taking justified vengeance
whereas it is very obviously not justified
and instead is fucking creepy
invertin 8 months ago
@invertin Yes I know, of course my comment is meant to be facetious
genrlcvr 8 months ago
The worst thing about this flash is that there is a tiny chance that he has been beaten but thanks to an incredibly embarrassing coping mechanism he'll never convince the police. "He pours hot wax on my hands when I'm trying to study!" "Did you look that up on Wikipedia after you got done making that stupid Flash animation?"
Katokijime 8 months ago 8
Is Newgrounds still this bad?
JanitorAntisocial 9 months ago
the next time i see this flash video, it will probably be on a news report of a patricide
BlackclawApoch 9 months ago
Apparently Newgrounds is inhabited by anti-social sadists. Well, that's hardly news... In all seriousness though, who looks at this and doesn't think that there is some severe psychological problem here?
NocturneofSerenity 9 months ago 14
Newgrounds: NO DADS ALLOWED
Garmork 10 months ago 6
This summer...
A young stick figure wants revenge.
Another stick figure deserves torture.
And MSN paint ruining a random room...
A motion picture epic of a young girl who gains superpowers to defeat his father, since he loves his mom so much. Pain treatment awaits...
SONS REVENGE - Comming soon to your cinema, not suited for audiences with high expectations ~
TheShadowCookie 10 months ago 5
@TheShadowCookie Replace High with Any and i'm sold.
WhiteTiger225 9 months ago
@TheShadowCookie
Yep. I said YOUNG GIRL, but HIS FATHER and HE LOVES HIS MOM. But... might as well be a gender mix, since the story is horrible anyway.
TheShadowCookie 9 months ago
This is the rare super-Oedipus complex, an unspoken urge to marry your mom after fucking your dad to death.
handsomebrick 10 months ago 9
Was it weird that my first instinct when I saw the stick figure attached to the wall was to strum him like a guitar?
JasperChalks 10 months ago
I'm seeing comments on how this got blammed, but notice how it took until retsupurae for it to get blammed, meaning it likely got its status from retsupurae's fanboys. It's more "mafia-style elimination" than "people wising up".
I guess slowbeef did call ProtonJon after all, probably because he though LuwiigiMaster shoots like a fag.
PickpocketSan 11 months ago 6
I now need to find this guys dad, record him saying how much of a disappointment/fag/loser he is and make a flash for him.
TheIr0nMike 1 year ago
Wow this was a piece of shit.... TEN!!
Zukaran 1 year ago
Holy Shit it actually says hurting their feelings in the disclaimer.
mandrilltiger 1 year ago
You make videos like a fag, son.
EdmacZ 1 year ago 176
"Meh! You're perfect! Whatever."
That cracked me up so fucking much. Oedipus is rolling in his grave, with a boner of course.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago 6
I'd like to point out that the music in this is the Brian Eno track "Ending; An Ascent" that was used in an National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children advert in the UK.
TheSmallBombs 1 year ago 12
@TheSmallBombs
I'd like to point out that Brian Eno also made a song called "Baby's on Fire", and it kicks ass.
protoAuthor 10 months ago 3
@TheSmallBombs That's actually pretty amusing, considering how dysfunctional the family in this flash is. I wonder how the people who made that advert to try to actually help families would feel about this.
Ortuxerno 10 months ago
@Ortuxerno I wonder how Brian Eno feels about this
TheSmallBombs 10 months ago 3
Related video
"My Uncle Shoots Heroin"
Well, his relative makes videos about stick figures, I suppose Id shoot up to.
GoldPlatedDildo 1 year ago 9
Shit Oedipus would be like "I killed my dad on accident this kid needs more help than me!"
Sibster45678 1 year ago 3
FUCK I CHOKED ON MY YOGURT FROM LAUGHING. ;~;
Zomgareyouserious 1 year ago 3
@Zomgareyouserious Is that literal yogurt, or...
ggamer2004 1 year ago
@ggamer2004
Yes. xD
Zomgareyouserious 1 year ago
i think people at newgrounds mis-understand that its 10 out of 10 not 10 out 100
trumpeter811 1 year ago
This reminds me of some guy who went on this site I go to, who ended up killing his dad.
Strawberrycock309 1 year ago
No Super Saiyan, but he used a sound effect from DBZ at 2:24
JuiceMalouse 1 year ago
What a pathetic faggot.
supaflyjohnson 1 year ago
No... Im an emo and I have low as shit standards, and I cannot have ANY respect for this flaming bullshit.......
ZLFaurora 1 year ago
And apparently this flash is not on Newgrounds anymore. It got blammed.
rjakobi 1 year ago 7
The stick figures don't really help...
rjakobi 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
щ(゚Д゚щ) just shit
mrxopher 1 year ago
"You shoot like a fag, son..."
HAHAHAHAHA, brilliant.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago 13
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90sHeroMAXD 1 year ago
Woah, fuck newgrounds has no standards man... This is such Emo bullshit...
ClaytonPoweredup 1 year ago 3
It's like an effin' snuff film.
AbsoluteVirtue18 1 year ago
I didn't want it to come to this father.... but you crossed the line when you took my Xbox 360 away for failing all of my classes at school.
BigJuicyx3 1 year ago 13
If he could use those superpowers, then why did he even take shit from his father in the first place?
Scorpiondesu 1 year ago 7
Now I'm turning into Robocop, FINALLY.
streeterville773 1 year ago 3
Horrible, who the fuck would make such a creepy flash
popledude 1 year ago 4
This is disturbing. I can't help but assume Ganesh has some serious issues with his father. There's no back story or reason to sympathize with the sadistic son. I'm willing to bet this is just the creator's warped way of venting some likely unwarranted hatred for his father. He probably got grounded from using his XBox one time too many.
CreepyMcCreep 1 year ago 9
i bet whoever made this is really hardcore, he really stands up for his mom.
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
SON......I AM DISAPPOINT.
meltdown4500 1 year ago 8
It's about damn time the Newgrounds fanboys got put in their place. We've seen the horrors of YouTube and the total cesspool that is DeviantArt, now it's NG's turn. No standards for quality and Sturgeon's Law in full effect.
EdmacZ 1 year ago
@EdmacZ
Youtube is nothing compared to DA and NG. :(
LOLlhuntsman 1 year ago
son I am disappoint.
derbydaiquiri 1 year ago
Aye sir!!
Andronover611121 1 year ago
Aye
Setzergabbini 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
All in favor of renaming Newgrounds to Freudland say "Aye"
havvyweponsman 1 year ago
I love ham fisted attempts to portray horrible acts
boothesquirrel 1 year ago
Bullets can't penetrate the disappointment that a father feels for his son.
LukeTheDewk 1 year ago 11
"yer its gd qualty." Thank you, Newgrounds. Thank you very much for that.
GameOverthinkerFan7 1 year ago 6
"You Flash like a fag, son"
Boshi0 1 year ago 10
"I'm sold."
Fithador 1 year ago
you shoot like a fag, son!
Cheshirecat55 1 year ago 2
Is this video about a "Pulp Fiction" version on 'Candyland'? Theres blood and licorice everywhere!
FaggotsOfAmerica 1 year ago 3
His face is like >8(|]
Nellis4543 1 year ago
here mom i will beat up my father and then take you away to my chateau
Urmean15 1 year ago 4
This kid tries to be SO COOL AND AWESOME that he forgot to make a decent flash instead.
DayBreakization 1 year ago
Oh my god...what MS Paint could have done this?
LMFAO
BrotherOfMetal2 1 year ago
I can't wait for DBZ Esq. to premiere
KilobyteBrain 1 year ago 7
@KilobyteBrain
"My word Vegeta the 2nd, would you mind telling me the rate of power he possesses?"
"Quite. It's slightly over nine-thousand clicks, my good sir."
"Well I say! 9,000!? Right-o."
CasualVideoGamer 1 year ago 65
@CasualVideoGamer for the moment...your comment wins the internet :D
bloodriotiori 1 year ago
I was LMAO so hard when he was reading MetalAnt's Review. ROFLROFLROFLCAWPTER Retsufrash is amazn.
Jakeallen86 1 year ago
Torture them by hurting their feelings? What is this? Third grade? No real abuse? God. This sucks.
Yay248 1 year ago
Flash is relative, I guess.
WheehW 1 year ago
You shoot like a fag son...
Kurnizanrius 1 year ago
son I am disappoint
AdvanceSockem 1 year ago
Diabeetus says some of the funniest things. "What MS Paint could've done this?" "That licorice is in trouble!"
cyberhoodlum 1 year ago 7
My dad irritates me all the time by hurting my feelings.
Funny thing is, I haven't killed the old fucker.
Bobofjudia 1 year ago
Wow that flash sucked, it looked like a really lame knock off of Xiao Xiao
YaigaMamire 1 year ago
This flash is epicly lame. This has "12 year old got grounded" feel to it.
DayBreakization 1 year ago 9
wtf?
elvishairdude12 1 year ago
I lost it when they read someone offering his voice acting services.
TheRealChadius 1 year ago
How do "irritation" and "torture" manifest? Does the dad whistle the son's least favorite song while waterboarding him? Does he set the thermostat too warm when beating him with the baseball bat?
WilliamLongfellow 1 year ago 21
"My dad is an asshole for not buying me a ipod so i made this crappy flash!"
LurciSilver 1 year ago 6
My god...what MS paint could have done this...
kingbooforums 1 year ago 7
in the beginning it said by hurting their feelings...this kid shouldnt be such a pussy...
reggaepuppy126 1 year ago
This flash game makes me question my own well-being...
Headbanger142 1 year ago
Dad, remember when I said Batman is my favorite superhero and you said you like Superman more?
Here's come the pain train *I pull a mace out*
PhantosTheHedgehog 1 year ago 3
Freud would shit his pants after seeing this.
XIII13lak 1 year ago 10
Dad, remember when I said I wanted the green power ranger for my birthday and you got me a red one by accident?
Payback's a bitch.
Cythrin 1 year ago 126
Wow. I'm speechless.
mohdfaizlamin 1 year ago
Oh! I heard the next one is actually going to be about his brother!
Turns out the creator's brother accidently touched his WoW character.
He brought it on himself.....
Cooliespy345 1 year ago 14
@OedipusMax
How can you see? Didn't you gouge your eyes out?
IntricateMadman3k 1 year ago 6
This kid is fucking creepy.
OedipusMaas 1 year ago 12
"Oh no, that liquorice is in trouble" lmao
lolilops54 1 year ago 8
a year ago i wouldn't have caught the Oedipus joke, but now...
oh god i lol'd
AdventEdge 1 year ago 2
Oh god...
This made my day.
jimmerjimm 1 year ago
"OH-- I AM JUST BEAT."
sonicfeet 1 year ago 8
I love this. "I look forward to seeing more stuff like this in the near future"
badxradxandy 1 year ago
My dad didn't let me have an iPod,
better make a flash animation...
squidmod 1 year ago 16
Dad wouldn't buy me Modern Warfare 2
Only reasonable option is to make a movie with Super Smash Brothers sound effects.
AlverMedia 1 year ago 11
This flash was blammed after it was Retsufrushed! The system works!
ISwearIAmNot18 1 year ago 12
This is a terrible Flash movie. Not only is it as deep as a kiddie pool, it's just lame. The torture is rather tame, and the kid keeps saying "revenge" over and over (bad writing). Plus, shouldn't we get an idea of the torture the dad put his son and wife through to help justify the revenge?
I dunno, this Flash movie just comes off as kinda smug, shallow, and as if the animator has daddy issues. I don't know whether to find help for him or scorn him.
RedSalamander 2 years ago 11
Wait, what just happened?
What is this horrible movie about?
ThatGastrodon 2 years ago
So this guys dad "hurts his feelings", and now he wants to torture and kill him? That's a kind of extreme...
MegaUltraSuperDude 2 years ago 5
The same guy writes a disturbing poem when he stubs his toe.
AlverMedia 1 year ago 4
Dad, you told me to find a job and stop masturbating so much, and now I have no choice but to make a bad flash about you... -_- remember, you brought this on yourself...
MilliSkillit 2 years ago 213
hah, I bet his dad took away WOW or something, and told him to pick his grades up.
God forbid he do something constructive with his life...
lonerurouni187 2 years ago 6
lol!
Jokkopokko 2 years ago
"Oedipus would be like this kid is creepy".
dahwang12 2 years ago 4
I fucking loled.
runzthengunz 2 years ago
cause enough for being disowned
cyberdemon107 2 years ago
i love the commentary
moester101 2 years ago
God, what whiny little bitch made this revenge video? Must be some nerdy little emo punk looking for attention.
Nintendorks12345 2 years ago 2
He must be beaten up on a regular basis
notmack 2 years ago 4
Exactly my thoughts...
Roolek 2 years ago
Anybody know the reason this animation was made? What did the dad do to spur his whiny son to make a bad revenge cartoon?
moneymandate 2 years ago
"You shoot like a fag, son." XD
xXBumblebeeGirl13Xx 2 years ago 8
lol, at one point, it looked like his dad was pelvic thrusting the air....
Imsomundane 2 years ago
'Meh, it's perfect' That was hilarious.
Alaron251 2 years ago
it's just newgrounds, not like a website with anyone who has a combined IQ and Age above 20
TBSnerd 2 years ago
NG Theater 3000?
Terrakinetic 2 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
these guys are retards
quigonjinnnn 2 years ago
NG is full of dumbfucks.
Wraith606 2 years ago 7
All in favor of renaming NewGrounds to Dumbfuckistan say "Aye"
moneymandate 2 years ago 187
Aye.
BackgroundBailey 2 years ago
@moneymandate - Aye. Aye. A thousand cries of 'AYE' rise!
HMiste 2 years ago
@moneymandate aye
bonkman64 1 year ago
@moneymandate Aye
xplay108 1 year ago
@moneymandate
Aye!
steveharley0345 1 year ago
@moneymandate Aye
xplay108 1 year ago
@moneymandate
AYE MATE!
flyboy3451 1 year ago
@moneymandate AYE
eggbandicoot6 1 year ago
@moneymandate Aye
shriez 1 year ago