Pirated Pokemon Crystal

[Cooljay1991]

Jizg Recieved Drug lol

[FuturamaFreakl]

GO AWAY

[jesseortiz1000]

WTF IS FUKKING RETARDED POKEMON

[killerkite333]

BAG FUCK. lmao

[mcfufley]

elf???

[HuckleberryHound69]

Looks like a Poor Translation of Pocket Monsters Crystal, or should I say "Elf Monsters Crystal"

[Sejr]

AF 10H 0M

OH!SLEEP OVER

[mortonandroy]

JIZG RECIEVE DRUG.

JIZG! DRUG

BAG FUCK

A LITTLE MATTER WILL GET US INTO A MESS BECAUSE WE ARE ONLY TWO MEN TO DEAL WITH IT

[PikalaxALT]

AN ADEPT ARRANGING

FOR MOTHER

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

[TheMaliciousStorm]

My brain is damaged even worse now. x_x

[leeham38]

WHAT, DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS

[peterfaj]

drug bag fuck

[PokefanLoojopop]

"OUD FALLED!"

XD fail grammer is fail. I'm laughing so much...

[peterfaj]

@PokefanLoojopop Grammar.

[PokefanLoojopop]

@peterfaj Ha! good thing I didn't make fun of spelling!

[peterfaj]

@PokefanLoojopop Indeed.

[ChryI]

@TetsuoYagami

Sure, go for it! Prof Oak uses it apparently.

Anyways gotta get me another Drug

Bag  Fuck

[maximilli111]

the fuck elves?

[WeakBrute]

3:24 :3 bayleefs face

[pokemonster135]

haha"everyone call me elf monster elf's here are called monster they existed everywhere" ha

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

I wouldn't be surprised id there was a AYBABTU in this!

[MidnightMidna]

JIZG!DRUG BAG FUCK

[spongebobfan334]

THE HOLY FIGURE

[HTPtheFirst]

PLEASE LEARN A FAGT THAT A DRUG BAG FUCK INTENDS INTO INTERCOURSE OF SEXUAL.

[Ruttie2]

LOL The typer couldn't speak english properly! XDXD

[WarlordShinkouhyou]

I have this rom, I am willing to give anyone who messages me the link to it, since apparently you can't post links in comments.

also, thumbs-up this comment so it doesn't get lost!

[Jizg]

@WarlordShinkouhyou

Or the video owner could reply and bring it up there too :P

I gave it to him personally, so it is indeed the same rom.

[kingbooforums]

@WarlordShinkouhyou wll you give me the rom please?

[HTPtheFirst]

WHATAF?????

[ReRemixedLive]

"wind begins to blow here"

[TheFunkyBones]

Select the holy figure?

[dubstepgamer]

F**k you grammar, I do what I want!

[Ruttie2]

@dubstepgamer That's what mr. wong said! XDXD

[thiefrules]

Wusiji Says: I thinks it's best!

Me: (facepalm) BTW, is this supposed to be TV show or video game????

[xwxproductions1]

anyway i can get this?

[blahperson15]

WANT MORE

[DrKrFfXx000000000000]

Graphically is not bad. Sound wise either.

[Paesguud]

This is just like Pokemon Jade and Diamond (no relation to actual game), bootlegs of Telefang Speed and Power versions.

[TheVVanderingStar]

Jizg! drug

Bag  Fuck

Uhhh what?

[Tombstoner28]

I fell out of my chair at 4:15

DRUG BAG FUCK A LITTLE MATTER WILL MAKE US IN A MESS FOR WE ARE ONLY TWO MEN TO DEAL WITH IT

[Aurakitsune]

JIZG

RECIEVE DRUG

[WarlordShinkouhyou]

for the love of the pokegods put up a download link for this rom! (anyone who has it!) can't find it ANYWHERE this is not fair

[judekhanzo]

Put drug bag fuck

[nolustinthiscoma]

Seriously, why is the ROM of this so hard to find? Any help?

[PikminGirl96]

XD The engrish is ftw!!!

[animeHEAT]

This was frickin' funny.

[MrEundb]

''Jizg Recieved Drug'' LMAO

[AguanteYupanqui]

The holy figure, roflmao

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

FTW Engrish!

[FishKitteh]

@ICryOverSpiltMilk Aw, you stole my line. Engrish ahoy!

[Keybug55]

can somebody tell me where to get the rom xD

[jutahj2]

Ok "GIR" our mission begins now.

[Colten95]

BOY

GIR

[SegaMario]

lol XD

[WarlordShinkouhyou]

DRUG BAG FUCK

a little matter will make us in a mess for we are only two men to deal with it

[NeotyKairyu2]

I remember my friend having a copy of this 0.-

It was loltastic when I played it.

4:18

[JeiReu]

"AF 10H 0M OH! SLEEP OVER!"

No, Gold, we are NOT having a sleep over. *facepalm*

[clapandtouch]

Haha the mixed up English in this reminds me of Mr. Saturn from the Mother series believe it or not. Obscure but I thought of that lol.

[ToonLucas93]

did yoda translate this game or something?

[IAMAGAMEBOY]

.....DID whomever made game time of year know sleep over of english??? .......GAMEBOY deosnt play these new-fangled overly advanced games!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

[TheHiivasonni]

IT'S DRUG BAG FUCK TIME EVERYONE

[KaizokuAMV]

Think

slowly and decide.

[CDCaptainFalcon]

"Do you get ready?" Well, what human being doesn't do that once in a while?

[xshobux]

AF 10H 0M OH! SLEEP OVER

LOL!!!!!!!

[Venomous9]

JIZG!DRUG

BAG FUCK

Awesome.

[Venomous9]

JIZG!DRUG

BAG FUCK

Awesome.

[Venomous9]

JIZG!DRUG

BAG  FUCK

Awesome.

[ShyGuyWiz]

Are you a Boy or a Gir?

[MegaGlaceon]

they're language... it's SO terrible! Horrible english!

[evilsaltine]

Hmm, should I call myself "ZY" or "GXI"?

[SocialismIsAlive]

Drug bag fuck, i will never be able to look at pokemon the same again

[Buizeru421]

I like how Pokemon suddenly became "elf" monsters.

and DRUG rofl.

[dachshundfan]

DRUG

BAG  FUCK

[dachshundfan]

DRUG  BAG FUCK

[genowhril809]

this is essentally the same game,some body just failed to translate it.

[DarkBlaziken93]

probably the one who translated pokemon green has translated pokemon crystal too o.o

"Do you change fired elf into "a big wind of fire?" " LOL xD

[rainechoo]

Don't stare at me always!

[Gigaspine7]

EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER

[HarvestmanMan]

OH!SLEEP OVER

[Akbaboy]

This game goes to a R-rated game at 4:17. Aide and his F words!

[Servonix]

This pirate is an Engrish Ala Mode.

[thiefrules]

......FAILED

[kittikattaa]

Oh. God. Even better;

Instead of 'go cyndaquil' it's 'GO AWAY' XD

[kittikattaa]

Lmao @ 'I have a friend called elf grandfather'. since when does Mr. Pokemon = elf grandfather? xD

[GinShira]

OMG, I want this rom, I neeeed it D8 It's just as awesome as the EngRish version of Pokemon Green XD

[Syndication]

@GinShira i have it!

[GinShira]

@Syndication So do I by now^^ But thanks anyway :D

[Cyber5551]

Oak calls himself ELF MONSTER on 0:22. XD

[mudkip11223]

Tel no!

[mudkip11223]

Mr.? What if you chose female? ...

[ChryI]

Everyone call me Elf Monster.

[anon7096]

@ChryI thats what she said.

[Blaziken257]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PLAYING!

[Jagrofez]

GO AWAY made me laugh so hard.

[jjaszczesny]

Can you say "Engrish"?

[Dinker27]

I don't even thing Engrish-speakers could understand this.

[RunnerofJoe]

SLEEP OVER!

[theotherdanny]

"YOU TRUSTED YOU WOULD USE IT" -JIZG recieved DRUG-

[rjbr2000]

I had this version. Too bad it stops working when you're inside the 7th gym.

POTION BAG FUCK....LOL

[ffhk1]

DRUG BAG FUCK a little matter will make us in a mess for we are only two men deal with it.

WHAT DONT STARE ME ALWAYS

[Dinker27]

4'13-4'23: There goes the PG rating. o.o"

Where can I get this? I demand a Let's Play.

[Syndication]

@Dinker27 have it. message me :D

[MarioFan82]

Wow, this is fairly well for a pirate!

[CHSoloHeart]

GO AWAY

[cardinalfranc]

JIZG RECEIVE DRUG

[Mashirafen]

JIZG!DRUG

BAG  FUCK

[Emicatmon]

After finding the rom (Google search Pokemom Crystal Pirated 1019) I saved and turned my DS off, turned it back on, I am now a dude lol :\

[NosferatuGrrl]

i just paused this and looked at another video, and when i came back and pressed play the first sentence was 'easy to understand'. i think not. =)

[XCVGVCX]

This looks like some 2-bit chinese company pirated the Japanese version with a really bad translation and some chinese names.

[Emicatmon]

Is the ROM of this anywhere? I would play the whole game.

[Buizeru421]

"Waht, 10 H 0 M? SLEEP OVER!"

[creamiorange]

i had this game. actual cartridge. bought it in vietnam when i was 10. haha, good memories.

[CHSoloHeart]

You lucky mofizzle!

[freterollai]

isnt this Pokemon silver? i have Silver and the graphics and maps all look exactly like this

[michaspi]

WHAT DON'T

STARE AT ME ALWAYS

[crazyinvaderzimfan]

can you put up the download link for this rom?

[crazyinvaderzimfan]

when i saw the crappy grammar i laughed so hard that my mom yelled at me

[vaati000]

0:50

13456?

[RunnerofJoe]

Omfg...Such bad transilations...

[MapleDs]

3:46

[ZDSKRF]

WIND BEGINS TO BLOW FROM THERE

...Where?

[crazyinvaderzimfan]

Reply to ZDSKRF,

i think they are referring to fart....

[crazyinvaderzimfan]

sorry, for some reason i thought the first reply didn't work :P

[cmpunk577]

lol got this from banCOK (ouch )

[SinfulElation]

"Rided! Go away!"

XD

[HankTheHedgehog]

WU SAYS: THINK SLOWLY AND DECIDE

[henrypan321]

"WHAT DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS"

[SonAmy4ever]

"OH NO! SLEEP OVER"

lol

[Thek213]

Jizg ! drug

bag  fuck

[ProudNoobs]

4:15

[theanimal160]

Yeah.

I got the same jacked up version as you.

[nateman0]

I bought somethibng a bit like this from a market stall in bulgaria when I was 7 years old.

Couldn't get very far because it wouldn't save :(

[MSICrazyGallade]

hahaha drug bad fuck

[TyLee793]

Drug bad fuck ROFLMAO

[MidnightMidna]

Drug bad fuck.

[GiovyP4E852009]

IZ I AMMA Pr0 I Spack Engrish!

[HankTheHedgehog]

I have a worse translated to Spanish version of this, lots lots of text glitches like infinite weird symbols or POKéuaufha67fya7fya7fya7yf7ayf­7uhu ahjdbhabh etc.

[Kintenbo]

Yay for Engrish!

[lukescythe]

o_o i didnt understand what the fuck anyone was saying it made not a bit of sence

[zolo1243]

drug bag fuck FTW.

[rekcaHrepyH]

LMAO this is just awesome.

[Terryracoon]

"MR JIZG I GIVE YOU THIS FOR I TRUST YOU BeLIEVED YOU WILL USE IT.... JIZG RECIEVED DRUG! JIZG! DRUG BAG FUCK!" LOL

"GO AWAYYY!" LOL

[Doomlord2222]

Lmao 1:44 YO JIZG I HEARD WUSIJI DR. FOUND NEW MONSTER

This pirate copy = amazing

[Lucario1211]

4:17

Lmao.

[infinityblablabla]

1:52 "This is ruoye town, wind begins to BLOW from there"

That line CRACKED me up LAUGHING.

[plectrumeater92]

LOL @ 1:52

[JDalpha22]

Everyone call me elf monster! Jizg gained rided from Wu! Lol lmao lolcat wth!!1!

Translated:

The guy who made this is a weirdo.

[dgrayman009]

XD this is like retarded version of pokemon; i remember this one

[lisetteyingling]

WTF lol xD

[Hallylicious]

lol, it said fuck

[alexis515148]

wild oud? I would by this game just to laugh at the horrible translations XD

[boywattitude]

lol???

[luvpetz]

Professor Oak: "go to the elfs world welcome! everyone call me elf monster" lol this game has the most crazy translation in the world xD

[AmethystCrystal]

Rofl! This has made my day.

[evangelizerbrandon]

LOL Funny Video!

[pooooke190]

This is mad random!

[sonicboy678]

GO AWAY?!?!?!?!? That's a HUGE WTF moment.

[YouLoseAndIWin]

ah 10 H 0M OH! Sleep! XD

and elf's world

[HankTheHedgehog]

Jizg... Okay. Drug? Bag, okay too. FUCK? WHAT THE...

[aritmEtIcaackb]

It's official: the translator is ill.

He's got the cAPS lOCK sYNDROME.

[horsyhatcat]

THAT WAS EPIC! XD

[Rhino1004]

WHAT DONT STARE ME ALWAYS

JIZG GAINED RIDED FROM WU

JIZG RECIEVE DRUG

JIZG!DRUG BAD FUCK

WILD OUD JUMP OUT

GO AWAY

RIDED PRIZE!

HIT TO KEY

Oh god, this is so badly done it's hilarious XD

Still, how the HECK did they 'mistakenly' put 'FUCK' in the game and 'DRUG'? Seriously, what the heck XD

[KimblesTheBrave]

XD I played this ages ago.... I love the default name "GXI". It looks like the people translating it couldn't actually read katakana, much like with Pokemon Diamond... And they were being completely serious. >_> Ouch.

From what I saw, the attack names are shaky but mostly right, but are scrambled around so that they show up for the wrong attack. Same with items. :/

[IMMACLAUS]

Oak: PEOPLE CALL ME ELF MONSTER

[zolo1243]

JIZG! DRUG

BAG  FUCK

something tells me they were just trying to be funny.

[ninjamaster97]

That is the shittiest English translation I have ever seen! Zero Wing did a better translation then this! This game is so stupid, I think my intelligence level has been lowered a bit.

[Blaziken257]

For the foolish opponent, Injure reduce!!

[zolo1243]

that's the same as the pirated pokemon diamond (the one for the GBC). i think they were trying to be funny rather than trying to be accurate with this, though.

Yeah, I know... I've beaten Diamond before. I doubt that line I said is in the fake Crystal. I was just mocking the fact that this game's translation is about as bad as Diamond's.