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  • Funny but crude. Needs to be refined, else youre racist bastard comedian and a 'white' faggot! 8-)

  • This is ABSOLUTELY FUNNY SCOTTISH Accent is TOO BEAUTIFUL that to be used ONLY by Scotsmen....EVERBODY is A WEE BIT SCottish i am an American Muslim and i am NOT offended!!! SCOTLAND FOREVER AND THE BRAVE!!

  • ooh lil too much racism

  • @crazycake93 And since when the fuck was religion a race? Learn to read and listen you over sensitive cum bubble. A joke about Muslims is not racist, I could be a Muslim if I wanted and I'm a part Welsh, part Chinese, part fucking Irish Englishman.

  • @crazycake93

    What in this piece was racist? Explain where the racism is please.

  • People who get offended at jokes can fuck off. Boo fucking hoo no one cares if you get offended, we all get offended at stuff, deal with it you absolute baby.

  • ahaha I moved to scotland when I was 14 (now 17) And I thought the same thing,

    Most pakistani immigrants in england tend to of had their twang to the english accent.

    But I noticed alot of them in scotland have the scottish accent and it is really odd to go from hearing their english accent with the hint of pakistan to hearing a paki use broad scottish lol

    It makes no difference but it is just amusing to some folk aha

  • @JamesBirdCHANNEL13 I agree and we are so used to it now, we also get chinese people talking broad scots as well, we think its great.

  • RIP burnsie

  • @imprezajay

    Word!

  • Muslin sounds like Muslim .... HA....

  • misleading title...

  • @imprezajay Yeah, true.

  • @imprezajay I dunno to hate someone because of their religion is still a bit stupid. You can hate the religions itself though.

  • @imprezajay Where's the logic in that? Races get taken the piss out of all the time.

  • Im a muslim and this joke is cool

  • @23ohh that is because you understand that these are jokes, i think more people should be like you tbh.

  • I think racism should be laughed at!! And everybody who's offended by a racist JOKE is actually the racist.

  • you notice people who claim 'racism' are often not related to the people the apparently 'racist' comment was about? whereas people who are from that race are too busy not giving a shit about the ignorant comment? Plus: this dosent count as racist, it wouldnt be broadcast if it was

  • As muslims admittedly we need to collectively chill the fuck out, maybe do some shrooms have a couple of beers. While you guys need to stop blowing up your own buildings and blaming it on us.

  • @passingpoor i chuckled at this :')

  • @nayymaytee thanks bro made my day knowing my work is appreciated

  • im a muslim and that was funny lol

  • I don't care about the joke, I'm here for the mustache and chops.

  • @totallymargeaux they are impressive

  • Everyone is calling this NOT racist, where are the douche bags actually crying about it being racist lol?

  • I refuse to laugh or acknowledge this as a joke as it is racist. Also, I may need a cab ride to the airport later and dont want to be black balled...... heh, heh, heh...

  • haha i just noticed u can see the asian heckler women talking to her boyfriend at 0:50 probably picking her moment to call him racist lmfao fat bitch

  • brendon the joker :)

  • If you don't like the jokes... then don't watch these videos. Just walk away. It's not that hard... just walk away. Go watch something else on youtube. He's a comedian, you knew what you were getting yourself into. Just walk. away...

  • Hahaha nice...

  • looooooooooool hilarious!!

  • Yeah, that was kinda racist, but still. It was just a joke, and it wasn't that bad.

    Chill out everyone, before you blow an o ring.

  • None of that was racist...

    Does anyone understand what racism is anymore? going by the comments in here clearly not

  • Man, people are so serious. No one has a sense of humour anymore.

  • It's borderline racist. That's the point.

    This show won the comedy award at the 2007 Edinburgh Festival Fringe because it got people thinking about what was racist and what wasn't.

  • lol

  • When's the racist bit?

  • "aaaaargh how the fuck did that noise come out of that head?" - lmao

  • The wobble

  • why do people think yelling is funny?

  • No such thing as a Scottish Muslim.

  • D D D D D D D Douchebag.

  • what is this off?? i really want to watch this!

  • I love how people are saying 'I'M PAKISTANI HIS GETS MY APPROVAL'; as if you speak for the whole Pakistani nation. Go get fucked, I don't need you shitty approval, this is funny to me, if I was brown, blue, or mexican. Stop fucking hyper-analyzing everything.

  • thats my uncle

  • It's a joke. Chill out. It's funny.

  • really pakistanis in england have weird accents

    its not british but really weird, compared to a white person

  • @TomAraya23 yeah thats the same in scotland its like scottish but in a weird way wer they pronounce evry letter and u can stil hear ther own accent

  • Well... As the Most Unattractive People on the face of the Earth, Pakis gotta knack for Unattractive Things so I can't say that I'm totally surprized by their adoptation of the Scottish accent! lol

  • @johnhuges80 fuk up ya cunt

  • @scotland1989able

    Aye Aye Aye! lol

    Don't you see how you're proving my point you thick dyslexic 1989unable moron?!

  • @johnhuges80 fukin cheeky cunt wer u from then fani bawz?

  • It's not racist. I'm not a muslim. Let's just have a good time people.

  • Even though the joke wasn't that offensive at all, people should remember that it's only a joke.

  • Lol, can someone name me one of the races which was included in this? I didn't hear any races mentioned. Am I going deaf? Or are you overtly politically correct? If so please commit suicide asap, we don't need people like you here.

  • ok ppls, stop this shitsense. everyone is from africa. you can get your DNA checked. the scientist know howto track your results and where you were from.

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  • looool.

    Im Muslim, born in Beirut, and this is hilarious. why is this so offensive?

    the title of this video is extremely misleading as well...i was waiting for him to make a racist comment or heckle a Muslim in the audience.

  • @Mr3adi word it's also misleading, cuz the person who made this video automatically assumes that the pakistani guy is muslim

  • @MCJay2daSun erm, he calls em scottish muslims in the video

  • Funny isn't it, how this white pig skin bastard seems to think pakistanis and browns are immigrants, silly fucking white scum doesn't realise, hes the fucking australian immigrant white bastard, fuck off back to where you came from you white cunts from america, australia, canada, fucking silly two faced immigrants

  • @conservative75; nice work. You're attacking him for poking fun at a stereo type by resorting down to the very behaviour you're rebuking him for.

  • @conservative75 shut the fuck up you foreign piece of shit! fucking porch monkey! fuck of back to Africa and respect your masters!

  • So many menstruating men in the comments defending the honor of muslims who aren't offended by this video. Continue to fight the good fight girls!

  • hope someone blows your fucking brain out with a shotgun

  • he burnt a scottish muslim?

  • @almightyjass Haha, Burns is actually his last name.

  • he's not racist and im muslim.

    i like how he distroys Heklers lmao

  • hey comments section stfu!

    im muslim and i don`t mind this joke. PAY ATTENTION BEFORE YOU WRITE A FUCKIN COMMENT.

    i know muslim is a group of ppl that follow islam so in that case the joke was ok since he is talking about pakistan (one of the biggest muslim countries). anyway anyone that is saying this is rascist and shit should go fuck themselves.

  • @narutonamizake - Well said!!

  • @narutonamizake NAME : GARY LAING

    CRIME: DESECRATING KORAN

    PUNISHMENT: SEVERE BUT USE YOUR IMAGINATION YOU BOUYERI YOU

    WHERE DOES HE LIVE: SCOTLAND

    CAR REGISTRATION PLATE: So06 OCB

    personal message me so i can send you his photo and a picture of his car do what thou wilt i dont care

    the video of him defiling quran is on my favourities

    I WANT HIM TO SUFFER

    IF HE WAS KILLED I WOULDNT CARE

  • @narutonamizake Amen, brother.

  • @captainsurfa Amen to my bad spelling lol.

  • @narutonamizake Just because your Muslim doesn't mean you speak for all muslims you dumb cunt, STFU! People have the right too express what they want, like i fell your a nasty cunt sack whore!

  • @MyBlackclown nice spelling, retard. PS I`m better than you so I can speak for you. Your`e my bitch

  • @narutonamizake Im not Muslim you dumb terrorist, I'm your bitch b/c i spelled a word wrong? Your a bitch, and a bitch cant have a bitch you giant whore, go blow up something, your dirty curry turban mother fucker

  • @narutonamizake stil this is not that funy maybe before the show he displayed his tiny friend and people are stil laughing

  • stfu all of you, it's a standup routine, everything is fair game. If he wants to talk about bangin your dead mother he can, or do you not like freedom?

    I'm just sayin...

  • @sco3iewan

    Not Convincing arguments to justify these.

    there must be some limits. comedy doesn't mean to create a hidden tension, rather  gives general feeling of happyness.

  • haha, funny guy, love it, ppl take a joke!

  • I really fink this guy is a complete asshole i love comedy but this guy is not comedy hes got nothing and if he said that in front of me i would kik the crap out of him . muslims are of all different ethnics hes just full of shit really i hope the muslims will realise that not every white person has such stereotypical views there are good and bad.also ive seen alot of his clips this isnt the first.

  • @luq7868 well for your information by choice some wihte people are muslims you fuck wit

  • the other fing is look at my first comment i clearly stated that Muslims are of all Ethnicities.

  • @luq7868 your probably some trash talking american who knows everything arent you just think your country has it over everyone... fuck witt

  • and thats why america would own your country in a fuckin instant? stfu bro learn not to say random shit

  • kcsemp it kinda obv that ur really not civilized enough to have a decent convo but none the less best of luck to u .

  • That is pretty funny

  • I love how people love arguing over the internet when they are thousands of miles away from each other :D

  • i used to work with a chick named kim beasly,crazy......

  • knob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • muslims are all evil they hate us and wish us all to die,anything they get is just dessert,in my opinion,all praises be to allah,Fuck off!

  • LOL. I don't want anyone to die...

  • About Me:

    music,sex,drugs,violence,I just adore it all

    Hmm, seems like you're more violent than a lot of muslims.

  • no i just have the balls to be upfront about it,instead of secretly strapping a bomb to my chest and going into a crowded square to kill children.......i can joke about it cause im not serious............

  • Na, I joke about it too mate. But if you read your comment again it ain't really in joke-form, because its not funny. I joke about all races myself, it's all in good humour. Anyway, cba arguing anymore, peace out x

  • How the fuck did this get a thumbs up?

  • Dont u b fucking racist as u dont seem to know shit about muslims and their culture. mate, i have done a lot of lectures nd researched over Bible, Quran, Mahabharat etc, nd i can tell u that u knoe shit about Islam.Didnt want to be so agresive but ur coment did piss me off.. please bro, make sure wat u talking about becuz people like u piss the terrorists off nd the innocent people becum the victim.dont confuse muslims wiv terrorists becuz we r against terrorism.terorists rnt seen as muslims m8

  • such a dickhead, everybody is an individual. The quicker u learn that, the better you are off in life. such a fucked up statement... twat.

  • fuck off bitch i get my opinion jus like you do u wanna call me names and mess with me,fuck YUO! ok,i dont care what u think,i never asked for your opinions,so keep them to your self and deal with the fact that i aint gotta bow to you or anything you think or say you fuckin raghead america hater

  • Keep my opinions to myself? you're the one that initiated the stupid "muslim opinion" which makes no sense. I'm not messing with you, I'm actually giving u advice, as I said.. everybody is an individual, if u were born muslim you wouldn't be coming out with such statements, and I highly doubt you chose your place of birth. wise up mate, all I'm saying.

  • and it is just that an OPINION!!!.....by definition it means you aint gotta agree,so chill the fuck out thats fine that you dont agree,actually thats good,it makes the world interesting,but in my experience islam is an overly strict overly Violent religion,which encourages intolerance and hate,again,just my opinon,and no.its not like ive read the whole quran or wtf-e but ive read some of it and the parts i read back up evrything i say.......................

  • And plus, American hater? it kind of contradicts what i replied to your comment, everybody is in an individual. It's just that i hate dickheads, not people from certain nationalities. I've got friends from many nationalities, and people I disklike from many, your starting to become one i dislike. tbh I don't care where people come from and u should start thinking the same. Too much news or weird upbrining getting you on some other type of hype

  • Someone needs to make jokes about racism. Also, a muslim doesnt mean pakistani people, its just someone who follows islam. anyone can follow islam. its just stereotypical

  • Why do people think that they have a right not to be offended? -.-

  • Funny guy, the title of this video is totally inappropriate though.

  • how? burns isn't a verb in it, it's his bloody last name.

  • yeah it was a joke u fanny flap

  • Haha, it is funny but Indians, Pakistans, Chinese (of that origin anyway) people who grow up in Scotland have that accent naturally, they're not adopting anything ... that's like saying a Chinese American is adopting an American accent.

    As it happens, there is no clearer thing in Scotland that marks you as Scottish than the accent.

  • i ment it's not offensive but....

  • This guy is funny but all the videos ive watched of him he on about racism! It's offensive but target somethying better than racism!

  • every race has something to be picked on. There are enough things in each race for everyone to pick on. Racism is the utter hatred or bias of another. This is not.

  • racism used to be the belief that ones own race was superior to others. Then it morphed into some kind of power thing. Race is prejudice plus power. (that was the definition that brown people picked because they wanted to clean up their violent attacks as being none racist because they had ''no power''.) In other words the whole racism industry is a BS concept that brown skinned folk have invented to keep honky on the defensive. Every so often they invent a new term that we mustn't use.

  • Super-Agree

  • It's staged - watch the whole thing.

  • How is that racist come on some people have no sence of humour

  • fuckin quality

  • Not even accidentally racist, Pakistanis and Indians in Scotland do adopt the accent, they don't in many other countries, that's why it sticks out, plus the fact that the Scottish accent is quite coarse compared to their own, I don't get these arseholes who jump around shouting "racist" at everything.

    Brendan's funny, that's his job, people who want to be offended should steer clear, the arseholes, stop spoiling it for every other cunt.

  • Why do they adopt the accent? Is it because they like it?

  • Aussies change their accent when they are in London. Like they feel embarrassed.

  • I think it's because hardly anyone speaks clear English here, so they just adapt to keep things simple.

  • "how the fuck did that noise come outta that head"

    seems pretty racist to me , did u see them struggling to laugh at the muslims stay sober bit they thought that was a bit racist too

  • its observational humour love, they do adopt the accent over here and frankly there are a ton of indian takeaways in england and guess what? they happen to be run by indian fucking people.

    seems pretty observationally correct to be frank.

  • yea so what over in america, asians run shops, whats ur point

  • my point is that you just proved yourself wrong. Jesus christ, you picked up on racism that clearly wasnt there so i corrected your shitty argument. That would be my point

  • not racist in the slightest :)

    brendon burns is VERYYY FUNNY :)

    he can make a joke and not be offensive, veryy good stuff :)

  • I'm a WHITE Scot, and that was so true and utter funny!

  • im a paki and i fukin luv dis

  • That's not racist. It's actually pretty funny. And I'm Muslim too.

    Unless the comedian comes right out and says " I don't like you because of your color/religion" it's not racist. Stereotypes in comedy aren't racist.

  • a sane person at last!!!! thank you!

  • no problem. i hate oversensitive people.

  • ^ what this guy said

  • well said ...cheers! \m/

  • @KashmirShahzad Its not racist even if it was, muslim is a belief system not a race.

  • @KashmirShahzad  u stuppiddddd, britz are poliically correct

  • @KashmirShahzad Ah, the good old, "there is only one kind of racism in the world and that is racism where people explicitly say they don't like you because of the colour of your skin".

    Yeah, erm ... WRONG.

    Racism takes many forms and is far more nuanced than simply existing in one form, the form of explicit supremacism.

    And by the way, hating someone because of their religion is not racist, unless their religion is tied to them or connected to them by their skin colour.

  • @sameel3 ok sure. i agree to some extent. but his jokes werent racist. i doubt he is a guy who HATES the muslim religion. hes just having fun with some common stereotypes etc.

  • I got be a nerd and say he reminds me of captain price from the call of duty series funny non the less

  • y coz of the moustache ?

  • Ye the way he grown it and besides his face just take a look at both of them youll see it

  • I. FUCKING. LOVE YOU <3.

  • hahaha

  • Get a sense of humour!

  • something else that can be cited is that jim gaffigan was heckled by someone who said they were offended because he mentioned politics and religion in his stand up routine, she said that you arent supposed to talk about those subjects, but in what backwards closedminded society is it evil to talk about politics or religion,

    but yeah some of it is people not having a sense of humor and rest of it is who knows.

  • He's awesome

  • If you watch the DVD this comes from, you understand him a little better, even though it is set up, it is well done. He is also putting out a valid intellectual point, albeit through an immature image.

  • remove that stick from your arse

  • remove ur dads cock from ur mouth

  • haha toushay

  • Awesome comeback.

  • hahahaha lol

  • who is this guy hes some random aussie trying to be funny lol

  • That's because he's a comic. That is his job.

    Oh, and his name is in the title.

  • year i agree i saw that video on youtube were it was staged and it was a peice of wank....

  • The inevitable 'racist' question aside, this was simply not funny. I have checked out Brendan Burns on the recommendation of friends but I don't think he's remotely funny. I also watched that clip when he confronted an audience member who accused him of racism and he told her to fuck off. Obviously it was all staged.

    Rubbish.

  • Haterade...

    90's zing for yo ass

  • im ethnic with muslim heratige and that shit is funny as fuck people who think that is racist have the iq of a fucking loaf of bread

  • 1 Up +

  • For people who thought it was racist, you need to see the full show. The full show is about the stupidity of racism, watching a minute clip does not convey the message. In fact, he used one of the most intelligent methods of highlighting racism I've ever seen from a comedian. You will think he's a complete racist until you see the end of the show. Buy the DVD

  • omg, I can't believe someone that's lived in a particular country all thier life would have the accent of that country LOL!

  • You do realise his whole thing is taking the piss out of racists? And that if you are racist and only laughing at what he says on one level then the joke's on you?

  • but u kept the wobble! lol

  • It's the same thing I felt when I travelled to Austin, Texas one time, entered a 7-11 store then the Indian / Pakistani guy went "Would that be all sir?" with a really DEEP southern accent. Made my head explode.

  • i used to go to alot of gigs and sit at the front for intereraction, i didnt mind it comming if i could give it back. the best comedians know the line between offence and joke. i remember one really cool and funny guy did an accent but quickly changed it when we didnt laugh after all the shows for everyone. i think brendon burns is more of a 70s throwback much funnier people arround.

  • im from scotland, im not a racist at all...............but that was fucking funny.