"WHAT WOMEN SAY AND MEN HEAR!"

[TheTexan1984]

What a waste of my life. I want my 3 minutes back.

[wbergey]

this is truly shit...



[Lawliet1409]

Stupid feminists. Just break up with the douche bag and get a winner...

[tunis5000]

ya know?

[kuquidav]

so... this is how a brain damage feels like...

[burden2thecrown]

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag....

[manor1730]

I never really told her how much I loved her… as we sat on the hood of my car her hand in mine, looking up at the October sky, I’ve never been so scared in my life. We looked at each other, and for a brief moment… all the pain and fear went away, my thoughts were flooded with happiness. I caressed her chestnut brown hair and brushed the side of her cheeks and she smiled. I leaned over to her and whispered into her ear “Bit the pillow, I’m going in dry”. I began thrusting my manhood in her.

[PoutingXEvoke]

@manor1730 You realize this is youtube? Not some site for you to post your crappy ass stories.

[WormShite1131]

Damn woman bitches to much hell I'm a woman but that even pissed me off id never be that bitchy

[floftyAl]

and the oscar goes to....

[linaheartful]

0k im a girl but if someone like her talks to me like that or keep just doing that i'll prbebly shoot her or shoot myself(kidding)lol hahaha but in REALL world if i was her i'ld break up with him without even thinking!! lol ^_^

[therestisrain]

@UnscrupulousAgitator Ikr! I had headphones in and It scared the shit out of me

[lettuceexplain]

I know this was just for fun but the woman is a terrible actress...she was distractingly bad at the part.

[berescu]

director of photography? executive producers? written,produced and directed.... wtf how much effort can you put in this crap?

[lisacmeier]

go to 2:03 to see the game's score

[floftyAl]

jesus this was the biggest piece of shit of all time

[SuperCoolpasta]

SEXIST!!!!!!!!

[FactIsNowOppinion]

That's a nice light saber you have there

[UnscrupulousAgitator]

The 10 seconds I watched, voices to low and sound effects too loud. And it was annoying.

[midnightofwhite]

I wish there was something stronger than 'dislike'.

[NavySister2010]

Who else paused at 2:03 to see the score? Well this chick did!

[exomorphe]

rated 'E' for 'Excrement'

[Cap285]

I usually hear Charlie Browns teacher when women are talking.

[dinnerandashow]

The message... don't date guys named Tony.



[KittyandMimmy11]

That's not football, silly woman. That's rugby. o3o

[vikanug]

And the sink needs fixing, Did you fix the sink?

Well done on answering your own question there you Noob.

[thekkl]

He's a pretty shitty husband and she deserves him cause she's a bitch.

[ttlms]

Lotta time wasted on the credits. Well, and the video too.

[MapleConquer]

Lol'd. She actually thinks that he's listening to her.

[expert25]

this clip is based on a joke I once read a while ago. The original joke is quite funny, however this video drags on way too long and without a punchline.

Besides, the guy in the vid is a total pig and any real woman would have left him long ago instead of nagging.

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

This is terrible, men really shouldn't fuck there mothers.

[Simon3845]

Lazy effort. It was set up nicely but no punchline.

[evilplaya25]

Yeah bullshit I knew it would be a video that degrades men none of us are like that unless you went and married a 1%biker none of us are that bad some guys may hit but they sure as fuck pick up around themselfs and pay the bill.

[KPSam2010]

That wasn't funny at all

[ma5asskoun]

flouflak flak flouflak flak flou flakflak OO OO OO OOO OOOO OOOO OOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OO OO OOOOOO OO OOO tina na na na tina na nana naaa tina na na na tina na nana......

[highmover88]

thank god my dad isnt like this LOL actually its almost the other way around

[TheRaellz]

who let her out of the kitchen?...

no but seriously..... who let her out?

[mba2ceo]

... No but TONY earns the MONEY !!!

[XLazyPurpleX]

Wow, 45 seconds of intros for such a crappy video?

[cuddlycritter]

I'm a gay man, can't relate to this! Funny though!

[11girlnext]

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST VIDEO EVER AND IM A WOMEN!!!!

[PHi11yV3ga]

thought this would be funny but wow this was fucking retarded

[AverynNorth]

Holy shit, it's like she's talking to me! Worst part is: I'm a girl

[medoloverr]

this video rated "R" for retarded :)

[kcon167]

Makes complete sense! And if I had been her just drop him!!!

[HandicapReborn]

it would have been funny if what the man heard was the football game.

[TheWhatMASTER]

365 girls didnt like this video

[lucen15]

lol

[hmcccp]

salute to toni a true men!!!!watch and learn from toni you gays that are not like that

[mia92155]

@thecapone45 it's just a movie get over it and girls do want respect but won't give it till a guy does so really stop being so mean to girls

[SteveDude42]

what i heard

(exeedingly long intro music)

*inaudible due to terrible recording*

(obnoxiously loud and badly recorded fart)

*inaudible to bad equpment*

*burp*

(silence dude to scene changing)

*inaudible but faster dude to people who think they are clever but arent*

(end of video)

*me crying due to the lameness of this video and the amount of time it took to write this*

[WickedTattoosSL]

Where is Chris Brown when you need him!

[OpenedCanOfWhoopAss]

what...the fuck?

[MrJwoodOo]

that guy wasnt a man...

a real man would've slapped that bitch 3 minutes ago

[jam63112]

she can't stop grouching

[seijiro1]

I can't really say I've seen worse acting...this is as bad as it gets...it's like she was literally just reading words they wrote in front of her with no emotion

[thecapone45]

dude,,, whats up with the stereotype that all men are dumb and careless? If thats true then why is it that most smart people are guys and why is it that most daughters and sons look up to their father more than their mother? Women claim to want respect but they dont give it, how would they feel if we thought of them and treated them as careless and dumb people? 50 ways to kill your husband? Wtf? Where has the respect gone? This is why chilvary is dead, because women killed it.

[supernova901]

That guy's ignoring her like a BOSS!!!!!

[mihaimartinov]

all dirty and destroyied but TV always clean and untouched

[ejdenomme]

if my old lady was that naggy i would ignore her too

[ceryseira]

fuck... i'm a girl, but that bitch was annoying the crap out of me...

[chchaluya]

too much intro!! fuck!

[doughesson]

How does a man know when a woman is flirting with him? If she is talking to him. She shouldn't have asked if he watered the garden.I know a way....

[doughesson]

How does a man know when a woman is flirting with him? If she is talking to him.

[benjamin123537]

okay if a guy acts like that they just need to be kicked out of the house

[kawasjt]

the 321 people that don't like are... GIRLS!!!

[p165711]

I know this is supposed to be amusing, but it isn't and not because of the subject matter which could make it so. It is not remotely funny because of the people who think they are talented enough to make and distribute these little videos on the internet are frankly not as talented as they see themselves.

[MeelaFaye]

Retarded. Makes men seem like lazy asses and women like nagging bitches. Not funny. Lame. Kind of boring. I died a little on the inside. There was no point to this. I thought it would be funny. It was just a waste of time.

[BorealNeal]

god darn it????

[jedimasterlink7]

could you imagine women like that in charge of a country?

[luckylongarm1]

should have been rated fs for fucking stupid

[MrCamokiller666]

women like that are the reasons men go and kill people

[mustangsthree]

just go to 0:48 and skip the credits

[Sonicfan340]

I hear this only when some other video is playing in background O.o

[viktorasbs]

so true :D

[danie2crown]

she sounds like my aunt. Although my aunt is much more mean about it. And like that to Everyone.

[chunkolard]

this video sucks so bad.

[nixkoo88]

wtf is this

[PredominateOne]

No wonder he didn't listen she's a dumb bitch. If she didn't want a slob she should have married a clean freak. He should be chilling in a gross house with a gross bitch.

She should be in the kitchen making a sandwich for a man who can clean after himself. Even if they both worked all day. He should have respitory problems, and live a short life. Let people get what the deserve instead of being overly emotional. It's ALL the womans fault for choosing him.

[TheSmallTroll]

what was she saying? i kind of missed it

[licksification]

@TheSmallTroll All I heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH fart BLAH BLAH BLAH burp BLAH BLAH BLAH tosexy for this song

[licksification]

@TheSmallTroll All I heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH fart BLAH BLAH BLAH burp BLAH BLAH BLAH to sexy for this song

[DirrtyDealers]

hahaha soooo funny and soo true lol

[mediumponysrule]

2 sexi 4 the potty?????

make me a samich... wait ima girl.... uhhhh akward

[jumper30000]

should of listened to your mother bitch.

[mjoraid]

one mistake she made, Why she DIDN'T ask him to pay some attention first??? that is the problem with ladies, u come and start talking, while if u said at the beginning "can i have a few mints with you", "would you please turn off the TV and listen to me"

[mediumponysrule]

@mjoraid poop you

[mjoraid]

@mediumponysrule what?

[mjoraid]

@mediumponysrule

Ask More Than Once

watch?v=cwBKIQ__q7Q&feature=re­lated

[mjoraid]

@mjoraid

Ask More Than Once

watch?v=cwBKIQ__q7Q&feature=re­lated

[tigerija]

@mjoraid Uh yea, actually that would work for most men... I noticed woman usually start talking.

[KatsuMacKinncheez]

wow...this guy is a worthless piece of shit.....but it makes other guys look bad, this is lame :( not all guys are like this made up jerk.

[thewhitezombie666]

"men are dirty, filthy, worthless peices of shit" thats all i got out of this.

men are the ones at work doing real WORK for hours upon hours. housework is really not hard. men are paying the bills, paying for expenses, paying for nights out and such.

i think that chick in the video should stop screaming and make some sandwiches

[badgyalbirdieakaray]

@thewhitezombie666 r retarded

[zanbanki]

@thewhitezombie666 Now that is the kind of thing the man in the video would agree to!

"Shut up b-tch and get back in the kitchen"

Seems like you too have a lot in common

[jellybelly903]

@thewhitezombie666 You made some assumptions there: that women who do the majority of the housework are not employed. Wrong, a lot of women are full time mothers and workers. Are you stuck in the 19th century where women did not enter the workforce? Men pay for nights out all the time. Wrong. I know heaps of couples where costs of eating out, bills etc are split. I think you should get an education before commenting.

[thewhitezombie666]

@jellybelly903

"i know a few poeple that that dont do what you say, you should get educated"

i know pro-life democrats, so therefore saying democrats are pro-choice is a uneducated thing to say

[jellybelly903]

@thewhitezombie666 What you just said was more or less what I was trying to say. Are you trying to prove yourself wrong. I.e. if you're saying ALL guys think that way, and I am telling you I know some guys who do not, you are obviously in the wrong, unless my judgment is wrong there.

[Gresh2fresh]

this video was fucking shit. 

[bboy4387]

i dont understand. the woman has legitimate concerns.

[sirroxalot]

If she was in the kitchen like she's supposed to be, she wouldn't have to see all his shortcomings.

[MouseyBanu]

why do men make women nag? Both sides dislike it... and its the mans fault. Women dont like nagging but men make women nag. Us women arent slaves.

[PatrioticGiraffe1]

@MouseyBanu slaves dont want to be slaves, but they need to accept it. thats what the bible teaches.

[MouseyBanu]

@PatrioticGiraffe1

its no wonder people are loosing faith - especialy christians- and head towards atheism with men with that sort of mentality.

[PatrioticGiraffe1]

@MouseyBanu it's not my view, just making people aware of what they worship.

[Netherwolf6100]

@MouseyBanu .....Just out of curiousity..... how can a man make you.... nag..... against your free will..... even when they don't want it in the first place? That's like saying your bf made you cook when he told you not to cook..... or saying your bf made you run into a wall when he asked you to walk.... I'm confused.... I've never in my life done something I didn't want to somewhere at least in the back of my mind so unless you find men who can hypnotize you.... that literally holds no ground

[MouseyBanu]

@Netherwolf6100

True, maybe if the man no longer wants to support his woman and listen to her, she should just walk out.

[MouseyBanu]

How men make women nag? have you not watched this vid? lol What is there to be confused about nagging? The woman wants support, the man either doesnt want to listen or procrastinates thus making the woman need to be more assertive which makes the woman nag. And youre comparing nagging to other things thats are completely different.

[MouseyBanu]

@Netherwolf6100 I dont understand why a man and a woman would live together if they dont care for what the other person feels. If the man doesn't care for what the woman has to say then why is he living with her?

[JEJDK111]

36 people missed the dislike button.

[indigothecat]

That guy is a complete deadbeat. 

[CJC1295DAC]

Bet she sucks his cock 10 minutes later......

[Flash4thgen]

Terrible. The guy starring in this is disgraceful for portraying men as such a role. Aldo the chick was a naggy bitch who wouldn't stop talking.

[Mohack17]

ssoooooo.....point of video is: guys are lame wads who fart louder than the sound of their wife yelling at them? laaaaaame

[THATS1CK]

is this supposed to be funny?

[Jyotirveda2]

Lame. It would have been funny if he had heard only certain words (like "Tony" and "beer") which together made up a positive sentence.

[ghostmarines]

very true. even happened to me while i was watching this

[TheAlbinoturkey]

no offence ladies but its kinda true

[ArizonaCurse18]

@TheAlbinoturkey that would offend most girlz

[ukkfayooyay]

god darn it???? 

[lizzyeli96]

this video is stupid

[Fersomling]

Now I know why some guys go gay.

[foolecoole]

wow. that wasnt even that funny

[brownienikky]

that was hilarious especially cause its true!! omgd lol if my mom saw this shell probably die of laughter!!!

[MONEYPITDBG]

wtf did i just waste 3:13 of my life on

[iStealKookies]

That is so bias... I'm not like that.

[JAtria]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[fb482]

mmmm.........

[Tubetopfan1]

Pretty lame.

[WakingLife55]

0:46 for the begging of the video

[chappygopappy]

that sucked... 

[Kataang94]

@chappygopappy i know right! 

[Haribujana]

that was boring...

[strikerrick]

what that woman say danm i should have listen just nod and say yes babe

thats what guys are thinking in this situation

[AshlynnMcCool]

that was stupid

[Flibberdigibbit1]

why waste the celluloid? you retarded ape

[MiraxaMJ]

I think you should change the title to this video to "why agree to live with apes like these?"

[brownienikky]

you guys are over looking the point of the video it was meant to be funny!!yall dont have humor

[Mrpwn3]

all i haerd the whole video was nag nag nag i dont get the video!!!

[DaFeasher]

pretty true.. but my headphones are usually in my ears.. but since this is sexist, ill add something for the heck of it.. whats that girl doin out of the kitchen? haha im just kiddin

[BountyHunterZoro]

@DaFeasher lol

[kkgg994477]

what the hell are ppl talking about? my audio is fine!

[IrishPrincessEGB]

HOLY SHIT. My volume was on full blast on my iPod dock right in front of my face cuz I couldn't hear them talk and it fucking blew up in my face dick weed

[annecatk]

waste

[BuccaneersTalib]

2:04 GO BUCS

[ILJtheFirst]

The hottie bending over in a bikini would instantly turn this video into best video ever. Just needs one quick edit, cut right half of screen off the video.

[LillethTheRabbit]

ok, that girl has a HUGE point here!

[ninjatomaster]

@LillethTheRabbit he's so lazy and dirty. 

[Baachoo143]

the purpose of the fast forward was to show that men just hear women as garbled voices. but they ehar their body sounds loud and clear. I got the point.

[whippynut]

the title of this video should actually be 'worst video ever.'

[XxxFroztxxX]

The audio is MEANT to suck you stupid kids.... Damn...!

[sillyrnu007]

I thought the joke was that when women speak, men don't hear anything because I know I couldn't. Seriously, the audio on here sucks.

[zacatetas]

bad audio. sucks

[11MegaBrowny11]

the fart scared me!!!!!

[AlexCrystal13]

Man you're an idiot! That fart scared the shit out of me! I was interested in what they wanted to say and then you turn it into a pop-up scary shit... You should be ashamed!!!

[kevinvestal]

wow, your audio suuucks

[t0talchaos]

the fart scared the crap outta me. lol, the girl was a pretty good actor

[rwburdette1]

Waste of time

[gjboerema]

I thought she was a good actress.... he should have at least had a line this was most likely written by a woman. I didn't read the credits although the credits had good background music

[bluekinglion]

I want a refund of 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

[WoWjessi]

that fart scared me and made me partially deaf

[MzSickWitIt]

@WoWjessi lol me too! why is that the loudest part of the vid though..thts wat gets me

[xiscolinho]

@WoWjessi deaf? i think i died and my soul HAD to write this comment...

[WoWjessi]

@xiscolinho ahhahhahhaha I actually loled!! I had forgotten entirely about this, damn!!! hahaahahahahahahhaha

[savannahrides]

I can't even hear the thing, this is reallt stupid

[0123super]

I think that's the point.

[sweetP8989]

@savannahrides not to defend this video (because this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life) but I think that's the point... I could be wrong o.o

[zanbanki]

@savannahrides no see, thats the point!

[simpson5092]

@savannahrides thats the point, men dont hear anything when a woman is 'nagging'

[xxmastamind1xx]

waste of 3 minutes.

[bxm006]

Sucks ass.

[LordVercetti]

you suck...

[thecapone45]

lol,my names toni too and dats wat my mom tells me to do all the time. but it hurt like hell in my ears at 1:05 - 1:07