Large Hadron Collider is activated!

[thejameskan]

very interesting thanks

[makemap]

There goes 9 billion dollar that should have been used to build a real live-able Space station. Why the fk are we wasting money on such stupid suicidal experiments?

[mateozeppelin]

some one should "atom-smash" that women's reporting career

[theNerdGamer88]

i think you people don't give a shit about this --'

this is everything we see and everything we are today , wake up !!!

if the video was about rap songs and justin bieber kissing a bitch , it would matter to you --'

[parkerasmus]

Large Hadron Collider? I hardly know her.

[fuckfuckmcboomboom]

blah blah. its more interesting to read toilet paper AFTER IVE WIPED

[ganjamerch]

UHHHHH

[Griffo515]

00:04 "The large HARD ON ...errrr...collider"

[MrElfro89]

and uhhhh...  Had to stop watching, bitch.

[mdma4life]

This reporter needs to have her performance reviewed

[3hourweek]

Large Hardon Collider? :|

[lee3nfi3ld460]

she said Um. 119 times in this video...umumumummuumuummumumuu­UNACCEPTABLE!

[Deebo1231]

who hired this bitch?

[19Biohazard88]

can the women shut up?

[AndreLeCoz]

shut up bitch!

[EuroSon99]

She should be ashamed for not explaining the fact that this is Owned and Build by CERN: the European organisation for Nuclear research. Other countries besides Europe have observer status. With observer status they can have some of their scientists work at the European facility by contributing some funding. It was mostly paid for by European taxpayers (over 87%).

[normthegenie]

wise men talk because they have something to say. fools talk because they have to say something.

[RiseOfThePro]

@normthegenie saul bellow

[alfaridzy]

aaaa.. and aaa.. and aaa... and aaa... and aaa... and the aaa... ummm... and you get pay to repoted that

[ROEDERBABY]

AND UHMMM ERHHH DERP HURP DERRRRRRRRR DURP

[kgrahambuster]

horrible uh horrible uh bitch

[ohravenous1]

YEA I AM ASKING HOW HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET THIS JOB I CAN BARELY STAND IT.....If I met her I would walk up and smack her and go UH.....oh shit! The dude has gotten the UH disease too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohravenous1]

YEA I AM ASKING HOW HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET THIS JOB I CAN BARELY STAND IT.....If I met her I would walk up and smack her and go UH.....

[scottiebobson]

This collider has been running for over two years and the world still hasn't blown up.

[infoherper]

this is what i hear from her in 17 minutes and 18 seconds - "uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm­.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhh­mmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhh­hhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....­uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.­....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhm­mmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhh­hhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....u­hhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm..­...uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmm­mm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhh­hhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm.....uh­hhhhhhmmmm.....uhhhhhhhmmmm...­..oh yeah the hadron collider! Where was I?"

[gigahead]

She just said "Hard On Collider" lmao

[TheFreezingM00N]

@gigahead

I heard that too haha.

[Clubbingshawn]

I think the russian speaks as well as she does.

[Yaroslav94]

She fuскin makes the video way worse!

[si3500]

why Hydrogen....?

[TheFreezingM00N]

@si3500

Hydrogen in its simplest form consists of a single proton and a single electron. The proton can then be targetted for propulsion via electromagnetic interactions with the supercooled, superconducting magnets lining the tube. (Ask the reporter, and she will tell you "uhhh, pro uhh ton and uhh magnets uhh supercooled uh magnets. Uh collision")

[akaTheWave]

"Uhhh da ummm ahhh uhhh da uhhh"

(Donald Trump enters the room.)

"Your Fired!"

[TheZappersdoopable]

uhh

[Haqster]

She talks like butthead.

[fresca9990211]

@Haqster Uh huhuhuh

[Puff29646]

Uhm...ahhh...umm...ahhh...

[quantumbits]

She's really annoying Knows nothing about what she is saying.

[mdma4life]

What a terrible reporter, she can't even get one sentence out without screwing it up

[capnbenzene]

this is the shittiest news service i have ever been exposed to. As if msnbc and fox and cnn and all the others weren't useless enough, now we have- what- RUSSIA TODAY?? WTF is this!! tell me something useful! some real, tangible, concrete information! not goddamn "we'll give you some UUH details about the UHH ninety billion dollar UH hardon UHH collider UUH..in a minute, but UHHH..." You fucking blow, please kill yourself immediately.

[Ritaliation]

@capnbenzene agreed

[Killmore101]

She would sound better wiff ma dick in her mouth.

[alrohrich]

waste of money and time. fools

[steveharley0345]

She stutters more than fucking Boxxy...

[davydawgdawg]

what does this bitch have to do with russia?

[paulma8]

i think what they are really trying to do is to find a way to produce antimatter, because the amount they make at formulab is just too little,

so i thnk if they succeed it would be really bad for everyone.

[steveharley0345]

Judging by the last sentence in your comment.

You have no idea what you just said.

[z1inspector]

im not getting any volume for this video?

[SuperFluidFerroFluid]

She must eehm,.. be aaa,.. retarded,..

[indigoskrubz]

rename this video UHHHHH......

[pookking]

uhhh.. well uhhhh ummm.... well you see uhh.....can anyone please tell me where i am?

[Karangis]

like uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh what were we talking about again? lolol

[305legend]

uhhh-uhhhhh she was uhhhh nerves uhhh cause she knows uhhh that she may die uhhhhh today

[DarkAngel174]

uhhhhhhhhhhh........wait why am i doing this news report again? LOL

[jimysantos]

she said huh 5 times in a 2 word sentence :O

[AchievementActor5]

Why the hell wont they fudging do that on Mars or somthin!

[jimysantos]

because noone has been on mars maybe? except probes

[UnladeHint]

why would thay?

It's not going to do anything to us, eg. create a huge black hole to swallow us up.

[cl0so]

uh uh uh uh uh uh wrs report

[altimita]

Uhh.. And uhh.. Uhh.. Uhh.. Hardon Collider..

[flashydee123]

I feel sorry for here lol xD

[soldersucker]

This lady is a moron. The LHC was not even going to run any experiments that day it was simply running the first test beam. What an idiot.

[ChowZeb]

haha she said Hardon collider.

[camtheman3x6]

this woman doesnt have a clue what she is on about XD

[441129]

She is an absolutely terrible public speaker. Count how many times she says "uh". Every other damn word! Someone please fire her quick.

[Falador321]

lol its funny when she says "Black....Holes" at 3:31

[Jack458111]

LMFAO

[XxBigXdoggxX]

uhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh ,uhhh stupid bitches lol. they need to know wut to say

[441129]

Seriously!

[magdi1966]

First off, the big bang is a theory. To build a huge expensive machine on a theory is prety retarded. They are going to create something by accident that they wont know how to stop and kill us all. When are they going to realize they will never know how the universe came about. To do that it would mean they have to get in to God's cook book and steel the recipee. It will never happen. These morans who wont take no for an answer will kill us all. I really don't care how the universe came about.

[plam122]

magdi1966, you are retarted. Go read a book.

[sgmarshall]

Gravity is a theory, germs causing disease is a theory. Theory in science means explanation. Theory in secince never means fact.

[441129]

True. That's 11 billion dollars wasted right there. They're never going to find anything with this machine.

[klpockett]

you could have a lethal drinking game if you had a drink every time this genius says uhhhh,

[FutureLegacy1]

You think the LHC will eventually kill us all?

[Kymimom]

I think this reporters favorite word is "and Ahhh" so annoying!!

[n8sk8ing]

WOW! That was THE BIGGEST waste of time EVER! Nothing even happened at the end. They failed? Duh! God made the world and scientists cannot prove and never will be able to prove otherwise! And yes, she said 'uh' and 'and' way too much!!!!!!

[TehReeves]

God damn(lol, god), you're fucking naive.

[MewMewIchigo1237]

Everyone knows Santa Claus created the universe ( Duh!). Science is so stupid! Santa knows if you're awake...

[LiptonGuy]

When is this Collider switch gonna be flipped ?

Last I heard, things were delayed, because of some problems detected during tests.

[Rondopolumbo]

UH bet it might make a good bomb shelter :D..thats about it tho i have a feeling.

[Corbenik]

Large Hadron Collider yep its going to rape you "UH"

[wynn1993]

guys shut it at least where stil alive!

[codywright99]

the real reason for the collider is for the new world order to rip a hole to hell

[conhah]

Could not watch it her voice is so annohying UHHHH uuhhhh uuuhhh

[666GOREGRINDER666]

could she say "uh" any fucking more?

[ChemicalWrath]

The 'Large Hadron Collider' Reminds Me Of "Halo" But It Did'nt Destroy Us.

[ADDfreak13]

this is more point less than NASA. NASA has spent billions of dollars to find out that mars might hold life in a million years. MONEY well spent. and so what are these guys going to do once they find out about the big bang, they are probably going to say something like, OK now what really lets work on curing canser instead of wasting are time with this Bull shit

[chadreiser]

This project is just one step further in mankind understanding the origins of the Universe. Man cannot move forward in technology unless we have experiments like this.

[ADDfreak13]

well there is another problem with it, it could cause a black hole in the process, and even thoughit would only be for a split second it could still destroy the earth.

PS: i dont get how we need to know about the universe just to move forward in technology, there are plenty of other ways that wont destroy the planet.

[nintendowifiplayer]

idiot... It wont destroy the earth because it will reinact the same as it did in the big bang right? Well then when the big bang happened a black hole would have sucked in the galaxie and it looks like we wernt killed right?

[ADDfreak13]

think of it this way, the big bang is a theory, we don't know if it actualy happened.

also I'm not saying it will start a black hole but i have seen many videos that say it could happen, even stephen hawkings belives it from what I've heard.

[RPGManiac123]

i farted and then was the universe here

sry for my bad english xD

[Ormaaj]

count how many times she says "uh..." or "um..."

[ChemicalWrath]

Yea She's Retarded...

[5kyne7]

@Ormaaj 50 billion times

[crouchingtiger202]

@Ormaaj

189 "uh"s

[DragonToes13]

the force is strong with me- beware! Particle accelorationdildo is obsolete

[DragonToes13]

next time don't mail me

[nightblend]

she's definitely blond...

[soorongluxkg]

She has the most annoying talking ever. Sounds so dumb lol

[crusader1614]

im sorry for this comment but the first time she said the name she said hard on lol

[BerlinProdigy]

uh and uh uh uh uh uh the uh LH uh C uh and uh SHUT UP

[JUNOac]

yeah so true uh and uh LoL

[DragonToes13]

People should be educated on Anti-Matter and ish effect not told ish about STUPID BIG BANG- for stupid people- ish about ENERGY- ish about Space engines ish about particle powered submarine with particle bomb

[DragonToes13]

isa so strong it can blow u headoff , size of like a pellet ish like a stupid thing to make for stupid people, ish like giving a 12 year old a gun, 12 year old like play with stupid gun , 12 year old shoot someone and hurt best friend, ish stupid people

why not just make a more virus u stupid idiots

[nightblend]

yeah, and you sound like a drunk 12 year old...

[DragonToes13]

thats not what your mom said when she started fondlin my balls with her lips and lickin the space between my ass and my BALLS LMAO

you like that picture of your mom's head tucked between a man's legs -

she was snuggled b1tch - strait made a home down there and setup a dribble pan for the upcoming water works.

[nightblend]

sorry but my mom's dead for as long as i can remember....

[DragonToes13]

she's past? you're not supposed to concede the arguemet you started idiot-

Damn you're no fun

[nightblend]

yeah but bad talking a dead person is not fun at all isn't it...

[DragonToes13]

go away shemale! there ain't no troth here lol

go try and figure out how to store anti-matter since they're having such a hard time

[DragonToes13]

I can act like a 12 year old - like theres so much to admire in age lol- age sure doesn't come with wisdom, I can turn on FOX news as an example of 10 year old journalism. I'm gonna build your mom a harness so she can free-fall-hang and get here morning breakfast jizzle

[DragonToes13]

isha like a power that can like ish take not much anything- you know thats why if like talking about the Big Bang, cause people gonna start asking questions, about anti-matter energy and what ish do? you know?

ish like string and you can like put it anywhere

[DragonToes13]

Large Hadron Collider, it's not about the Big Bang , it's about a "BANG" This is pure Energy and no waste , is the pitch - energy for engines, energy for our economy, and good ole BOMBS - anti-matter Energy

good for the space program, good for the Economy, and good for place to place a Bomb that could be dropped in your cereal and you not know it cause of it's size - Power Pops lol

[a20017092]

she IS really annoying!. 14:50 :"looks like we are still waiting" lol she has absolutely no idea of what is happenning either!. wish there could be something that could mute her and let me hear the background sound :(

[DreamedOfHugeSpiders]

how did i not spot that till this filthy bitches freudian slip.

[Perrickan]

She keeps reporting the same facts because this was originally broadcast LIVE.

If you watch anything broadcast live while they're waiting for an event to happen the reporter will repeat the same stuff over and over.

It's bloody hard when you have a limited knowledge of a subject to continue talking about it, especially when you were expecting to have to do so for two minutes and ended up having to do it for 15.

Maybe she should give up and just comment on YouTube from her bedroom.

[audryzas]

better to watch with no sound.

Shut her fucking up or i will do it.

[Pegases0]

large HARD-ON collider

[BerlinProdigy]

i actually just wanna punch her in the face

[BerlinProdigy]

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

[amircg19701]

someone get her to shut up please, I'm trying to listen to the video. Listen lady, write a blog and shut yer mouth

[aikidoka20]

uuhm er yeah so er uhm ah uhm

[teezord]

im gonna blow up their machine.i have a grenade in my basement i can blow the large hardon collider any time.so beware

[erwickline]

Good job with the dumbass reporter RT.

10 minutes of the video was the word "uhh"

[tibor29]

what a waste of 17 minutes, the reporter is HORRIBLE, she keeps on repeating the same facts the whole video, i can still hear the "uhhhhhhhm" "uhmmmmmmmmmm" in my head. And i watched the whole freaking thing to find out that the actuall experiment was cutted! Just great

[DRnab1983]

300 million years??? didnt he meant 4 billion... who is that scientist?

[dannyvideoman12]

uuuhhhhhhh, errrrrr, ummmmmmm....

[wassupnigguh]

uh....emmmmmm......and ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...fuck sake get off the news

[OSTEKAKEii]

Can someone with tons of free time count how manny times this really pro news reporter says "uuh, ahm eerr uhm"

[bandidagen]

lol

large hardon

big bonner

[Firepaw123]

hahahahha!!!!!!!!!!1

[dstdvl]

Large Hardon Collider

[dstdvl]

she doesn't understand a word she's reading.

[greencrow8]

"okay miss, i just looked over your resume and you have no previous job experience and didn't even manage to graduate from high school... so tell me ma'am, why should i hire you for the anchor woman position?" "uuhhhhh....ummmm....I uhhh..." "MY GOD YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THE JOB! You're hired!"

[gabs2012]

how did she get this job? she keeps "uh-ing" and "um-ing".

[XinayShin]

If they wanna find out how the world was created... Does that mean that the religions are fake? Not everything in religion I mean... Religions don't have the same thoughts on how the world was created. And when they find out... that means that they will get pwnd? lol

[MonsteriuM]

I believe you & the scientist who will get pwnd

lol

[matieman77]

"...live pictures and more coverage on the large hard on errrr...... collider"

LOL

[PukkPukk]

Does matter go to Mass on sundays?

[hurdl3thed34d]

im tired of people complaining about the cost of this. if it does what its supposed to the knowledge we will gain will be priceless

[pandabeargamer]

theres 8000 scientist that worked on the LHC I'd think they all believe its of no harm to the universe, there's much much less people on youtube and other sites making blackhole warning videos, what are people scared of?

[unknownboyfs]

goodbye earth

[ayews]

Having said $9 billion dollars?!?!?! This better be good

[ayews]

5000 years old, what a crock of shit! There are trees still alive nearly twice as old as that. Or is Dendrochronology just mumbo jumbo voodoo created by devil scientists?

[wwechamp7]

the large hardon collider lol

[littlelady100]

what the hell? the god particle? go read a fuckin bible!! thats what its 4, to give you real facts not to kill us all. scientist are so selfish sometimes, and they are wrong sometimes. If they want to save the earth just read a bible!!

[dastardlydude67]

"GOD created the universe 5000 years ago, there's your answer, hope you enjoy your machine blowing you to hell scientists, thanks for nothing"

WE are "god". Get used to it.

And so far, nothing's been blown away, smartass.

[MEROPRETTY]

thanks dastardlydude67 you are write are you muslim cause your words are all write

I think your words is true

[saltydirect]

and another one

[saltydirect]

heres one

[automaticAEV]

i thought the big bang was the theory of how i was made.

[saltydirect]

GOD created the universe 5000 years ago, there's your answer, hope you enjoy your machine blowing you to hell scientists, thanks for nothing

[Featherwings]

how does that explain our technology, which helps us date things to 65 Million years ago?

I'm not doubting God's presence...I'm not doubting His hand in things...

I'm just saying, what do you make of the dinosaurs that are clearly PHYSICALLY here? Or do you believe they don't actually exist (even though they do), and haven't since their discovery in the 1700s?

[saltydirect]

well if you ask any scientist they have no idea if carbon dating even works, its just a guess really. And I dont' care about some moldy old bones, God made them too if it makes you happy, If you believe then I'm not going to argue with you but im so sick of all the stupid comments on youtube that i get a little snappy sometimes

[WhiVe87]

what ? well i believe in God but why 5000 years ago ? how do you know that ? dinosaurus bones are from 8000 years ago..., and by the way nothing is gonna happen ^^

[saltydirect]

well if you've ever opened a bible it says 5000 years ago

[WhiVe87]

good possibly that's what happened, but even so there are evidences of stars that are older then 5000 years. So i don't believe you'r theory

[bigwhammyRocks]

"well if you've ever opened a bible it says 5000 years ago "

I doubt you have ever opened one. I have studied the Bible daily for many years. There is NO claim made for the age of the earth.

[ruukaoz]

the lady's voice is AAAAHHMM very annoying.

[reallybadcomedy]

People are making too big of a deal of the black hole idea. It's full of crap. This is just an experiment and people are trying to get a thrill out of it.

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[DJTIMMY1988]

i rekon it will attract E.T beings!!!

[automaticAEV]

ye the beings from the 9th dimension will know where to find us now.

[shypie2008]

well wuts all this stuff about a blak hole?

[kohht]

ya, that why they must becarefull.

[shypie2008]

scientit should stop. thier going to kill us all!! bastards!!

[NAMLegolas]

you really should stay in school. and at least feed your brain with useful material. you don't even know what you are saying.

[deperer]

lol... trust the U.S paper to focus more on the sensationlist doomsday scenario than the U.K based papers based more on what Scientists hope to find out. More info on why we have gravity and mass etc can really help the human race in the long run... and live beyond earth.

Does anyone have the clip where when the scientists are asked about why they are doing