"Twilight: New Moon" Review: $1/10

[808Lana]

This review was VERY entertaining and well-edited/well put together. I really enjoyed it! As for New Moon, I'm just sad that the author of these books makes so many millions off of this $h!t

[Ilikechicken68]

your funny man make more videos

[Hidden559]

Everyone who is insulting you or is saying "OGM UR SO RONG OMGF UR GAY LOSR 40 YR OLD" is most likely a twilight obsessed 11 year old girl.

[KirstyCotton3]

*sigh* Ti amo Aro

[hibbabourgi]

your gay :D

[andromeda99239]

@hibbabourgi and you are a dickhead

[hibbabourgi]

@andromeda99239 Your An ASS so atleast dont act like one ooooo wait too late :S

[hibbabourgi]

your gay

[Johnlindsey289]

Want some cool vampire movies, i urge you all to rent: Near Dark, Vamp (1986), The Forsaken, Lifeforce (Alien vampires from space), Lair of the White Worm, Fright Nigth 1 & 2, The Hunger, Let The Right One In, Thirst, 30 Days of Night, Daybreakers, JC's Vampires, Salem's Lot, Dracula (Any), Nosferatu, Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, Def By Temptation, etc.

You won't be disappointed and suprised, see these.

[Nagraath]

Hahaha. All the people on here complaining about your review. Hilarious stuff, good work man.

[AkWarped]

i bet all the people who got all pissy with you in the comments are probably 12 year old girls.

[Rocafile]

I thought Twilight New Moon was great i give it a 9 out of 10 i mean part 1 sucked but this one was good it was about 3 hours long it was long enough although the acting was terrible it was a great film with a surprise ending

[killernme]

the twilight movies suck ass,get a clue ya little pussy's and watch some real vamps and werewolf movies,,,fags

[NurseWessey]

I love ur narrative! It's cute. Especially when u where like all girly krutching. That's what all us females thinking of the guys of the Twilight saga. I'll check back for the Eclipse narrative! Till then..........take care. And that guys is Alice's mate Jasper. Yea, it was the bloodiest paper cut ever. I'm team Jacob though. The movie is rated way more than a 1, I totally disagree!

[phct]

view my zombie animation, i guarantee you will laugh, and if you dont you can leave a hateful comment....i know you like that offer. its called NITE OF THE LIVING SCRAWNY

[RosannaYMiller]

The Twilight Saga is great ! You can watch it here t w i l i g h t - n o w . c o m I'm so in love with twilight <3

[RunFasterPussycat]

its terrible romance these effeminate men act like a woman seducing another women they take the "man" out of romance.....

you can be sensitive and caring but the passion doesnt fly if you play that stuff so weakly.

we have taken a terrible turn since romeo and juliet.....

[MrApophis]

1/10 OLOLOLOLOL

twilight is gay.

[BRm2008]

i might check it out on dvd to see the lovelly dakota fanning . that girl is way pretty than that boring cow kirsten stewart

[MrGustavoGuerrero]

Its a CHICK FLIC guys.

Just let your girls gather in groupies to see this crappy movie together.

And then come home and dream of pale vampire abs all night long.

And leave you alone.

[unrealrs]

I agree with this review, i watched both movies out of curiosity, as they are rated, but they are just the typical teenage films with some underworld confusion. To me it just seems like a rip off of underworld to rake in the money from a younger market, but, whatever, everyone has an opinion

[masticina]

Oh come on why is it so hard to understand that Twilight is written by a mormon that preaches against teenagers and unmaried young ones having sex. Because if this isn't true.. these are the most unsexy unworthy vampires in a movie ever.

[Bigsmoke6677]

one thing that i hated was the fact that sun light dont kill them like normal vampires it makes thems sparkle like diamonds come on

[unrealrs]

defo agreed, its always been that they burn, gives them a darker feel

[xxosamuxx]

one dollar...out of (cough) ten. haha these movies suck SOO much. one of worst of 2009.

[TheBoyNxDoor22]

The acting is terrible, the books are terrible, the plot is...Oh wait there wasn't a plot. This whole saga sucks. Terrible books from a terrible author.

[jasonrose65]

subbed ^.^

[saraamw]

I agree with you. Robert and Kristen say - "I love you" looks so painful.

sorry my english

[MethodicalMadness]

Heh-heh-heh... The kiddie vamps are not happy with you, m!

XD

[punkkx]

finally someone with guts to say it like it is about this piece of shait movie. thank you mjleshock.

[Ky3668]

fuck you idiot ,,mjleshoo ck" this video is stupid as you are...............

[mjleshock]

@Ky3668 Thanks for watching and commenting. Have a Happy New Year!

[90seffectssuck]

i agree with some tht the movie was overrated but it was still enjoyable. but van helsing werewolves were awesomer

[Wowbagger86]

Blue Moon playing reminds me about An American Werewolf in London, now that's a movie...

[Requiem890]

I think the problem with the twilight film is that it was hyped up too much, so when you watched it, it was a disappointment.

I believe that the smaller roles in the film like Jasper, Carlisle and Marcus are the more interesting characters. And this is extremely frustrating.... Not the best film I've ever seen but still I wouldn't call it crap.

[ImPanchoX]

wow, another lifeless 40 years old noob... seriously, all the adults, get a life... you dont belong to youtube... go work or get a wife or something...

[mjleshock]

HEY! I'm 29! That gives me about 360 days until I have to get off of YouTube.

Thanks for watching and commenting!

[ImPanchoX]

O.O... lame..

[cottosucks08]

@mjleshock hey man dont listen to all the haters keep the good work twilight is for emo

[bokprop420]

@mjleshock it's alright pancho is just a twifag.

[hibbabourgi]

@mjleshock omg your 29 and your uploading videos i though youtube was for kids to have fun and stuff impachoX is right go get a job.

and you watch twilight?

[wackyluke444]

@ImPanchoX You can't fucking kick people off youtube because they're older than you , dumbass. You think kids own the internet? Without some old nerd named bill gates, your precious youtube wouldn't exist.

[lamelegendoflink456]

@ImPanchoX at least he is doing something, yknow like not drooling over that fatass gay piece os shit robert pattison seriously twilight fans get a life

[ImPanchoX]

@lamelegendoflink456 WOW, THAT WAS SUCH a dumb ass comment

"Twilight Fans" god, are you serious?

Let me tell you about the REAL world- you watch movie, you talk about it few days, and shut up.

dont make such a big deal

old people just dont belong here

[navarro1989]

@ImPanchoX youtube is for everybody

[MovieMusicBoy]

I haven't seen this movie, but I've seen the first one, and my opinion is; it SUCKED!! All the time I was laughin of this wortless shitfilm, I don't get it, what the f**k is so amazing about the "Twilight"-series anyway?! Bad acting, bad script, face it, everything in that movie was BAD!! I won't waste any time on this movie, I hate sequels anyway (except for Home Alone 2, Toy Story 2 & Terminator 2).

If Leshock likes vampirefilms, he should see the Swedish film "Let the right one in"!! ;)

[JESSISINHO2011]

i agree that the first one sucked, but this one was AWESOME! this didnt suck AT ALL!!!

[bobo225884]

man i would laugh if the movie ended with blade walking in

[WhiteTiger225]

If you want werewolves... Gingersnaps 1-2, Werewolves in London.

If you want vampires... Tarentino movies, Blade series, underworld..

If you want gay emo sparkley kids whining about forbidden romance... watch MTV.

[Johnlindsey289]

@WhiteTiger225

What about Near Dark? stop watching hollywood and watch some cult movies.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Johnlindsey289 Near Dark was meh. Blade was a fun action movie, underworld 1 was decent, but 2 was too emo forbidden romance, but far more vampire then twighlight.

And you accuse ME of watching hollywood too much? Raise your hand if you have even HEARD of the awesome werewolf movie "Ginger Snaps" before I even mentioned it?

Dead Snow? Feast? Heck even the more famous cult movie Evil Dead (Remake, 1, and 2)

[groovybrat]

dude..if u r going to rationalize every single scene, u r not gud at reviewing,u r just being a total ass for watching the movie probably like 10 times n thn getting sick of it cuz ur brain starts to wake up towards reality..huh, p.s, that possibility scene was very heart felt n people wid hearts know it, dont worry not talking about u ..

[ArchipelagoOfLN]

You're amazing

[rangerdanger1991]

buddy your a retard is that all u do all day is make fun of movies get a job

[groovybrat]

yea,he totally is

[xXJacobBuckXx]

YAY! WEREWOLVES OF LONDON! I get pissed when ever I'm at a party, the intro plays, and it turns out to be some Kid Rock BS.

[BelovedCaptain]

I can't believe this movie had more showings than Dark Knight. AT LEAST DARK KNIGHT HAS AN AWESOME BAD GUY!! And good acting... and a PLOT....

Your review is awesome! I was rolling onthe floor. XDD

[toxictrembler]

@BelovedCaptain Dark Knight was over rated as hell. It was a good movie but, people worshipped it too much.

[Yupiyeahs]

@BelovedCaptain *in Christopher Bale voice* I'm Edward!

[lildread1]

o i saw in ur related videos you went to chronicles of the cursed, i live by chicago and went to that too it was awsom =]

[SilhouetteSymphonies]

Ahah, I love this. Pity you don't have more viewers. You were hilarious, man.

[homegirl5000]

i love the twilight saga but i dont think that anyone who is not a fan of the book will enjoy the movie, i even had a hard time acceping the acting in this movie, i feel like it was rushed and the some of the actors diddnt commit enough. But i love it like i said, this review is funny, even though i love the movie. Hahah that was the bloodies papper cut ever, i was sittiner there like, no one bleeds that much from a papar cut

[lildread1]

its the whole series including the books that suck

[IIDenkanII]

I read the books and I enjoy them, but when I saw this movie I was like...WTF??? ROFL. Nothing I had expected.

[112d12d]

lol the most bloody paper cut ever....XD

lol teen angst...at some times it felt like a soft core gay porn movie

[BMBfreitas]

I think New Moon does a good job in beeing a comedy movie xD

Spoiler:

expecially in the parts of the Edwards ghosts xD

[SynthiaRose]

Hilarious. Another Emmy!

[calahoon22]

haha brilliant! so true tho that whenever they said i love you it did sound like they were throwing up! new moon sucked

[C0DZ0R]

Yeah this movie sucks monkeyballs!

[Captain4eyez]

and Donkey kong balls XD lol.

[C0DZ0R]

Right on, my friend!

[cocacolalight1995]

i really love new moon and twilight saga... but this video is really STUPID!!

[XFearTheSpearX]

LMAO

[tigger1437]

you are all d***s u kno nothing abt this movie or the books.. You all have your opinions they are like a**holes everybody has one.. and everybody is different and likes different things...so keep ur comments to your damn self

[misfitsruby]

these movies and books r poorly written like a 14 yo writes them

and the acting sucks ass

[leetz00r]

I hate Twilight.

[imabadlittlegirl]

u suck. im kidding. :)

nice review here.i agree to the most of them.

i thing we overestimate this movie. I suggest it to all ages... under 20

[afariny]

cooool review, liked it.

[darkcyrx]

no feeling at all the lines were good a bit cheesy but empty no feelings specially at italy i mean the order will kil edwards atleast have a single tear on 1 eye and show what you mean when you said kill me instead of my one true love errrr effects were really good acting really baddd

[darkcyrx]

i agree with lookyherelovely95 saw this movie total waste of money rather rented it or waited to download a pirated ver. the dialogue is empty cant fuc*in feel anything jacob was good, edward was err ok well his a vampire so thats ok but bella i mean come on! this is the part where you break up with edward atleast cry your self to sleep just once instead of zombie like staring at the window for 3 or so months wearing the same exact cloths or having over the top scary dream of somesort .

[h4wk11102]

you stupid bastard....why are u egoing this film.....i know its your opinion but i think ur h8ing cuz ur "girl" fell in love with it instead of you.......thats the number 1 reason why the twilight haters are mostly males............jealous......

[CitizenTempest]

This is why fangirls are retarded.

People can't get over the idea that someone hates on a fictional character made to be crafted in a 12 year old girls perfect image.

Nobody is jealous, we all think you're stupid. It's only reinforced when you use the "jealous" argument to try and back up your claims that the worst dribble ever written is the best thing ever.

Glorified Fanfiction, nothing more.

[blackking1]

@h4wk11102 No, he's probably "h8ing" (sic) because the books and the films had badly written plots, one dimensional characters, the worst written romance in literary history and absolutely nothing to recommend them to a post-pubescent audience. I mean really, are we supposed to take "Oh, he's pretty; it must be love!" seriously? Are we supposed to consider stalking romantic? Fuck that.

I'd recommend reading a real vampire romance, such as Let The Right One In.

[Dekulink17]

the book is better then this shit

[devane1835]

i have a respect for the twilight movies hell i even found the first one entertaining but even looking at this from a non biest point of view the dialogue is too cheesy even for a modern day romance tail and the acting is made in the style of an over the top soap opera. is it one of the worst movies out there no. it satisfys it core audience but anyone from out side that who just wants to watch a movie and picks this up will more than likely be dissapointed so ii'd reccomend a rental

[true14lo]

u r so mean

u jerk

[true14lo]

it is a great movie u lier

freak

[originalNl1010]

This coming from a little kid. How do I know? Who spells you as "u" anymore?

[vver]

the movie was so sensitive, it talked to my soul. I felt... I felt... omg my penis felt funny. :D

[lookyherelovely95]

mmm i think it was good but they could have done wayy better more emotion more pain the volturi escene was awesome but the rest was kinda idk it needed more emotion wheres the connection that the books make u feel? wheres the anger that edward leaving bella made me feel?the sadness that bellas pain made me feel?!?!?! it was good, but hope eclipse finally makes the click with the audiences emotions!!!

[tvaholic]

jorts lmao

Also: You're mock acting is better then the movie acting.

[sonya5013]

if you didn't like the first one then why watch the second one? COMMON SENSE

[sonya5013]

OKay for all yoy fucktards, if you dont like it why watch it??? seriously the movies are never going to be good as the books and i agree i read all four books and twilight the movie was very cheesey, but seriously just stop because t guy that posted the video pretty much had nothing to do had no iffe, and hes alot older seriously if you guys dont like the twilight movies then don't watch it simple as that obviously the movies are way better than you guys all these messages says it al

[vengion55]

LOL how awesome, somebody that hates it as much as i do ONE WORD FOR THIS MOVIE GAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[CHUBONUT2]

Pretty sure i just Jorted in my pants. Wait. What?

[aclvb26]

You are SOOOOOOOOO right... in everything!! NEWMOON SUCKED. Kristen needs to go back to acting school tho

[Icarnkthat]

Lmmao It had bad accting , and the wolfs look like Teddy bears Lmao .

The movies famous beacuse of emo girls with nothing esle better to do than Love some Vampire freaks =\ Shiit poop

[julianb188]

Your review was better than the movie!

[helkat94]

I couldn't agree more! After waking from the daze New Moon induced with its corniness, I turned to my friend and said, "I have seen spanish soap operas that were better than that."

[MaffiasoJd]

whats wrong with spanish soap operas?

[UnParapluieBleu]

there were seriously 1 million 'dramatic pauses' it was ridiculous! i am a huge fan of the books but i hate this movie soo much i think it was beyond horrible. the screenplay was not even 'romantic' which is funny since this is a romance story. all the 'i love u' lines made everyone look just STUPID caught in teenage lust.

[ravenatmidnight]

The reason they don't set up the werewolf mythology is because it's in the third book - Eclipse.

[SparklesGlow]

haha i love twilight and new moon but your opposite to this films is very cool...:) i think a kind like the same:)

youre right;)

[cottosucks08]

lol!

[1lifevest]

your bull shit yeah the whole writing alice was funny but i really loved this movie and if you thought is was stupid to begin with then dont watch the second one

[jabshier44]

The guy writes reviews. It's his job to see films, regardless of whether he wants to or not.

[Macro934]

This was the funniest review. And the movie is lame. The books are probably much better.

[laurameli001]

the books are great!!!!

[TheAmysworld]

if u hate the twilight movies why waste your money to go see it? only 14 year old girls can go see it its not for old balding men like you

[laurameli001]

im 27 years old and i cant wait to see it. is not about the age, is a matter of if u like the subject or not!

[bhavin0021]

most bloody paper cut in the history of paper cuts!!!!! lol...... so true.

[N3STS]

hahahahahaha!! actually this is REALLY, REALLY BAD! only people who should see it are the die hard fans (if any) cause this is a very awful film. This movie should be watch as a comedy at best.

[tarroo00]

well you idiot theyre shapeshifters not werewolves -.-

[mjleshock]

I'm sorry, I guess I was confused by the fact that the characters were changing into wolves with no explanation of why that was allowed to occur. Or how Bella refers to Jacob as a "werewolf." Maybe she's an idiot, too.

[TenguKakeru]

Blah... they are werewolves in my opinion. Untill I see them transform into some other animal (because if they WERE shapeshifters they would be able to turn into different animals right?) than they will stay werewolves (horrible CGI werewoves) in my mind.

[tarroo00]

well she doesnt know either untill the 4th book so she will know soon :D

[47keiyar47]

love the books..

but

the movie really sucks.

[DefiningBeautyNet]

come on ... read the books and watch the first movie before judging the second ;-) lame ...

[mjleshock]

A good adaptation should be able to stand on its own without reading the book. I have seen the first movie, and it didn't make this one any more enjoyable. The point was that if people HAVEN'T seen the first film, they are going to be extremely lost.

[roselovesu2]

Thank you! I am a Twilight fan but I HATE THE MOVIES!!! I cannot stand them with a burning insane passion. Neither movie makes sense to people who have not read the book and, like you said, a good adaption should be able to stand on its own.

I wish that WB(since I am also a Harry Potter fan) or some other movie production company took on the Twilight project. Then maybe we wouldn't have to put up with the mediocre screenwriting and bad special effects in the first movie.

[laurameli001]

And of course u have to see the first one to understand, it is call A SEQUEL

[mjleshock]

Understand, but this film cannot stand on its own. See "The Godfather Pt. 2," a movie that works even if you haven't seen the first film, but is enhanced to a greater level if you have.

I should be locked up for even mentioning "The Godfather" in this context.

[laurameli001]

seriously dude REEEAAAAD THE BOOOOK!!! before you continue making a fool out of yourself. and BTW they are not WEREWOLF they are shape swifters, they change into a wolf to protect the tribe from vampires. its a wolf as it could have been a rabbit. once again REEEEEEEAD, DOCUMENT YOURSELF before you go talking about something u know NOTHING about.

[47keiyar47]

shape shifters...

[laurameli001]

thank u didn`t remember the exact term. Its been a while!

[saratheconcertgirl11]

AMEN!!!!!

[mjleshock]

I have seen both "Twilight" films. They are movies that play in theaters. Shouldn't I be able to see a film and critique it without reading the book?

It would be nice to have a setup as to why these "shape shifters" and vampires hate each other so much. Maybe that's coming 7 movies down the line?

I'm sorry you are so angry with my review, it's just one guy's opinion of a movie he happened to see. Your violent discourse is not persuading me to join your club, so I'm not sure I'll be reading.

[lavadiamond]

Bad Review= Good Movie. :)

[Taxi10152]

seems like a lot of people dont like the movie. maybe its because out of all the books this one is not liked as much. eclipse and breaking dawn will surely get better reviews.

[xFANPiREbabex]

not true. Fans loved it.

[Tighfield]

Retarded review. Bad review usually equals great movie. I'm still going to see New Moon lol :P

[MrMatham]

I just came back from seeing New moon.... And boy did they screw up by replacing the original director.This movie sucked, and i loved twilight. But don't waste your time on this!

[TenguKakeru]

Wow.. Jacob and his long hair looks so silly. I bet you are going to get alot of hate reviews for posting this but ya know what...

I found this review funny!

Beware of the rabid Twilight fans that will be at your front door in the morning!

[bubblepopelictric]

"i suggest you don't see either one"

i agree.

[cottosucks08]

lol! great! lol