Billy Bob Thornton smoking and drinking story

[MrPepperoni92]

Looks like somebody used Bill's face as an ass fuck cushion.

[MrPepperoni92]

These two fuck's could stretch their dicks out together & they'd still have an ugly putch !

[94ollieee]

This is gay

[JWFernel]

@94ollieee

"Gay?" How? Were they sucking each other off?

[susanvwatson]

He is simply beautiful!

[MrRazorblade999]

"No, we can cut it out" lol

[motheronafight]

I went to see Billy Bob and Boxmasters in Chicago at Joes on Weed Street. I had a drink and wanted a cig. They sent me to a boxed in area wall was 2 ft high . no barrier from smoke.Had to stay in box to smoke had to step up pick up drink and sip go back and smoke. This was an open sky area. We all laughed our asses off, 12 of us in and out in and out Our drinks set on a table we could reach over to security said would get a ticket if touched it while in the box! I see the irony in his story.

[DominicRiv]

Cool story.

[MrTechGuy1995]

That was a great Story!

[Nautilus1972]

Does Maher think it makes the blindest bit of difference who you vote for? It's the same congress, same Military, same Federal Reserve, every single year, fucking you over just the same. Idiot.

[cbarrett34]

i hate billy bob

[greyhoundfriend123]

@cbarrett34 hate is a strong word

[leeportcam]

Bill Maher always has to through politics in everything he does. He tells his wife..."Honey does my dick look small to you? His wife says "Well, it is small darling dont you know that, thats why you are a political asshole who hate the USA" Bill says..."Oh that's right dear, the Republicans are responsible for my small dick...Oh well....time to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes..."

[Blade10201]

@leeportcam has to through? What the fuck does that mean?

[zabrak999]

@leeportcam

well that joke was incredibly lame

also

>has to through

wat

[JWFernel]

@leeportcam

He's not married and your grammar is atrocious.

[Justen1980]

them two stoned right there

[93johnk]

i think thats a pretty good story

[rexorrama]

Smoking just plain sucks. It ruins your life. Makes your house. clothes and breath stink to high heaven. It only makes you "feel good" because when you're not sucking on that poison, you're going through withdrawal.

[tigersorrells]

Bill Maher is such a sleaze ball. He makes Charlie Sheen look like an alter boy. Billy is who he is but a least he has some talent.

[tigersorrells]

Bill Maher is such a sleaze ball.

[kinghangabar1]

as if voting for the Democrats would make it all go away, you can now smoke in hospitals and wherever the fuck you want! No, actually note the fact it was a democrat president that was in office when the smoking laws changed

[JWFernel]

@kinghangabar1

No smoking laws changed at the federal level. It's delusional to think otherwise.

[manifestgtr]

reckon I'll have me a smoke....

mmhmm

[omasters4]

@manifestgtr

ok carl...lmao!

[Gdayguy36]

wow he's a smoker? so cool! im going to start right now! i cant wait to get cancer and die! woo hoo!

[darkknight1938]

If he wants to blame Republicans for this or that, that's fine. But I don't think the Republicans are to blame for these BS rules.

[topdog25608]

Smartest thing he ever said. Do you vote for the Republicians? NO SIR.

[Gloryboys17]

@hotrodguitar327 yeah, he totally did twist that around into politics when it was a simple everyday story lol

[Towndrunk26er]

Can I have my 5:23 back. This was a total waste of time.

[bbfife]

he makes a series of very good points about hypocrisy

but has no interest in changing the big governmental impositions

go join the snow plowing union. . .

[MrTraceMan]

Love Billy .....HATE the other A-HOLE!

[johnnycage9999]

Fucking legend not enough guys like him

[nsra1933]

Bill Maher....what a total fucktard. He is the one who said the terrorists were ok in bombing the USA because they did it like men, that the USA were the cowards for sitting offshore firing cruise missiles. Why do we allow him to remain in this country. Cause of the fucking liberals who hate this country.

[JWFernel]

@nsra1933

His point was that the terrorists were scum, but not cowards. He was right.

[Razzics]

I love BBT. Anybody who pisses off people in Hollywood that often gets my endorsement.

[sheena742]

lmao :)

[CurlyFries120]

billy bob thorton is kinda creepy.. sometimes i cant tell if hes serious or not when he laughs lol its kinda scary

[iamboy1234]

Would Tom Petty wear that?

[Mobay01]

Two self-important douches. Fuck 'em.

[watching19]

Wikipedia stats will not make you a scholar. Please push back from your desk, watch your belly, you may scrape it, get up and find a book. Your spiked dildo manual, the dusty tread climber in the corner of your basement may have some writing on it, it really does not matter. Push back from your desk, allow your legs to lift you and walk away from the computer. If you can spend hours refreshing your youtube profile, salivating about someone commenting you back, you are near retardation. Stop it.

[Bigwave2003]

Let me actually say something about this video -- unlike the other comments. What's the point you're trying to make Billy Bob? That you're now officially an old fart? Listen to this guy bragging about telling younger people all the good music came from his generation. "Back in the 60s and 70s ..." Yeah, put your false teeth back in, gramps.

[LordDrew112]

Damn, trying do do this on Ipod. Where was I... Somthing small like grammar, so shut it you arse

[copyright1982]

@LordDrew112 Glad it took you 3 responses to make absolutely no point whatsoever lol Congrats.

[LordDrew112]

1st it's only YouTube grammar is not so important 2nd don't try and cover up your own stupidness by attacking me with somthing sm

[LordDrew112]

@copyright1982 1st Its only YouTubGe

[LordDrew112]

Its your own fault for being a stupid smoker Billy...

[ehunter2]

What a CRETIN

[micsc50]

The liberal democRATs are the ones that are inacting the smoking rules. They are the global warming freaks. Billy Bob and the NOSE are voting for the wrong people. They are Dim-O-Crats

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 Better than what the CUNTServatives are doing to this country...

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 The conservatives are not in power you FOOL.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 No shit, but they still use filibusters and other shady means to fuck things up. If they were in power, we'd be experiencing the Great Depression part II

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 They don't have enough votes to filibuster you dumb fuck. They did for a very short time then the democRATs filled KKK Sheets Byrds seat.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 LOL! You just contradicted yourself you fucking idiot. Did they not have enough votes to filibuster, or did they filibuster for a short time? Nearly 2 months isn't "a very short time" for the millions of Americans who were denied their unemployment benefits.

You are seriously one of the most ignorant retards I've ever spoken to on the internet and trust me, that's a very difficult feat. Yeah, it's so rat-like to give your fellow Americans benefits they're entitled to. lol Unbelievable.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 They didn't filibuster the unemployment extension they didn't have the votes you FOOL. They simply wanted the democRATs to use the money from the stimulus that had not been spent. But NO the democRATs borrowed more money to pay for it. Who is the FOOL?

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 I love that you think saying "democRATS" is mind-blowingly clever lol

Seriously, pick up a newspaper before you start a political debate. From the Boston Globe, 7/20/10: "Senate Democrats, with the help of a pair of Maine Republicans, broke a GOP filibuster this afternoon and set up an expected vote late tonight or tomorrow to approve an extension of unemployment benefits for the long-term jobless."

In all seriousness, do you even know what a filibuster is? "Fool" hahaha

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 There was no filibuster you fucking idiot. You said there was. I say there wasn't you are the fool. The repukes don't have the votes. They don't have the power to filibuster period. Are you dense or what? It doesn't matter who votes with the democRATs if they still don,t have the power to filibuster.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 Yes, The Boston Globe, one of the most reputable papers in the world is wrong and you are right. LOL! You can't possibly be that fucking stupid.

You've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Can't say I'm surprised that a cuntservative supporter knows jack shit about what's going on in their own country.

Joking aside, watch the news, pick up a paper, and educate yourself. People like you are why this country is in trouble.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 Whats the Boston Globe have to do with it. There was no filibuster period. If there were a fillibuster then how did it pass?

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 Jesus Christ. Apparently you don't know how to read responses. Let's try this again: From the Boston Globe, 7/20/10: "Senate Democrats, with the help of a pair of Maine Republicans, broke a GOP filibuster this afternoon and set up an expected vote late tonight or tomorrow to approve an extension of unemployment benefits for the long-term jobless."

Look in any paper and there will be a story about the filibuster. See, just saying there wasn't one doesn't make it so. Educate yourself.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 No Lets try again you brain dead idiot copyright!The filibuster was BROKEN you fucking douche bag. That means NO FILIBUSTER or it was stopped. How dumb can you get? If the filibuster is broken then it didn't work.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 LOL! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF! There is either WAS a filibuster (which you have been claiming didn't take place for 4 posts) OR there was one and it was broken. PERIOD. You realize filibusters aren't permanent solutions, right? It didn't not "work" just because it lasted a relatively short time. The point of my bringing it up was to show that Republicans can still fuck things up even though they don't have the numbers. Denying millions of their benefits for nearly 2 months qualifies.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 OK! the filibuster was broken. That means it did not work . There for an attempted filibuster or a failed filibuster. EXAMPLE= An attempted bank robbery is not a bank robbery. DO YOU GET IT NOW? Your skull is as thick as Barack Obama's

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 No it doesnt. FYI, according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary a filibuster is "the use of extreme dilatory tactics in an attempt to DELAY or prevent action especially in a legislative assembly." The filibuster DELAYED progress and therefore worked.

Yeah, I have a thick skull lol I actually read newspapers and know definitions of words; you do not. You're pretty much the epitome of the ignorant cuntservatives that infest this country. Congrats on making a fool of yourself. Get a clue!

[micsc50]

@copyright1982  The filibuster failed. It didn't prevent it. These statements were posted by you. Obviously you have a problem with losing an argument. Your momma never slapped your face when you kept arguing to get your way little boy? You are wasting your time and mine move on you got owned. Admit it.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 hahahaha! I love this 5th grade nonsense you keep writing. "You're thick skulled...Your momma..democRATs" I've PROVEN you are wrong. According to the dictionary, CBS, ABC, and NBC news, The New York Times, The Boston Globe, CNN, etc. YOU. ARE. WRONG. This is based on factual info, not on your obviously uneducated opinion. There was a filibuster (love how you're downplaying the fact that you denied there was one) and it delayed business, therefore it worked. End of story. DEAL WITH IT!

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 Delaying is not stopping. You said the repukes are fucking things up with the filibuster, First of the repukes wanted the democRATs to use unspent stimulus money instead of borrowing it and increasing the debt. Whats wrong with that? If the democRATs can't get the votes from their own party there is something wrong with the bill. They passed the health care bill without repuke votes.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 They DID fuck things up--for almost 2 months millions of people didn't have their benefits--that means 0 dollars and 0 cents to feed their families, pay their bills, etc. You mean the debt that was accrued paying for Bush's pointless war? So it's OK to spend on Iraq (::cough:: oil), but not your fellow Americans? Makes sense lol

See, I brought up you saying "democRATS" because it's obviously unclever and juvenile. Sorry to say yet another point went miles over your head (shocker! lol)

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 The democRATs fucked up. Nancy Pelosi admitted that unemployment funds were stimulus. All they had to do is use the money they already had. The reason they wanted to borrow the money they knew the repukes would go against it. Out of desperation they used the media to make the repukes look bad. They are losing in the polls big time and come November they know they are fucked. You are one ignorant fuck if you can't see that.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 You are one ignorant fuck to be talking about things barely pertinent to the debate to try desperately to not look like a fucking moron. Too little, too late. You really think republicans need the media to make themselves look bad? lol Don't make me laugh. I think their fucked up politics are reason enough.

Heres the point: You asked how the cuntservatives were screwing things up despite not having the numbers and I have proven my point. You have no retort because there IS no retort.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 I came back at you with facts. You lost that little debate with your bullshit that means nothing. The filibuster was broken you even admitted it. The repukes didn't have the votes to filibuster that broke it. The filibuster only works if the bill is stopped. Delaying the vote is not stopping it. We will see this november who the people think is fucking up this country. I will be on your ass after the elections. Get ready to change your name asshole.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 Facts that are irrelevant to what we are talking about. lol You really do suck at debating. You claimed there was no filibuster--I proved you wrong. You claimed that the filibuster didn't "work"--I proved you wrong. I claimed that the republicans are still fucking things up--you have NOT proved me wrong. See a pattern?

You're a fucking moron who refuses to listen to reason--no wonder you're a cuntservative. You need to be honest with yourself--it's obvious you didn't prove your point.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 Here's a few facts for you . The presidents poll numbers are at an all time low. Unemployment is at an all time high. The democRAT led congress has an 11% approval rating. These ratings are a historic record. Never in the history of this country has a party done so much wrong in such a short period of time. The crazy thing of it all is YOU THINK THEY ARE DOING A GOOD JOB LOL!!!SUCK IT UP democRAt bastard You wouldn't know shit from shinola!

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 ...and approval ratings have to do with this conversation, how? Bush's final approval rating was 22%--the lowest ever, but what does that have to do with anything? Thanks for yet another piece of irrelevant info. Good to see you finally took my advice and started reading papers, anyway lol

So much wrong? They're scrambling to fix all the fucked up shit the Bush administration did. Yeah, things were amazing when Bush was prez lol Jesus Christ--head up your ass much? Stupid cunt lol

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 It was more like 27% . In his second year Bush hit 75%. Whats up with Obama. If Obama would have turned the economy around and kept a few of his campaign promises maybe he would be up there in the 70"s but no. Also the media hated Bush and beat him to death but he still maintained high poll# through most of his 2 terms. Looks to me like your boy Obama and the democRATs that are running this country are losers. Come november this will be proven. SUCK IT UP

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 No it wasn't. Look up Bush's final approval rating: 22%. But again--WHO CARES? I guess I didn't make it clear that approval ratings are completely irrelevent.

So because Obama didn't completely fix problems that took almost 10 years to develop in a year and half, he's inept? Pull your head out of your ass--things are improving. You're just so ingrained with cunt propaganda that you can't even see the truth in things. People are done with the cunts--DEAL WITH IT

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 Won't be long Obama will be in the 20% range. The only thing he has is blaming Bush because his policies have cost us jobs. 130000 jobs lost in July. If he lets the Bush job cuts expire we will continue to lose more jobs. Nothing is improving and his poll numbers are dropping. Millions of people on the unemployment. People are disgusted with the big eared BLAME master. This november we will put the democRATs out of power for good. Permanent Obama vacation coming soon.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 One more time: WHO CARES ABOUT APPROVAL RATINGS?! What does that have to do with anything we're talking about?

It would've been a lot more than 130000 if Obama hadn't taken office. At this time last year, 440000 jobs a month were lost, so things have improved immensely. Glad you're still making empty statements by carefully selecting only data that helps your claims.

That's right--keep telling yourself that the cunts will take over lol Deluded much?

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 I will guarantee you Obama cares about his approval ratings. You see people starting leaving his administration. They are being blamed for his ratings. A narcissist never puts the blame on himself. Those so called statements were facts. UNDESPUTABLE FACTS my man. Buck it up big boy you got owned again.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 Sweetheart, you didn't "own" me to begin with. Just saying it doesn't make it so. I hate to repeat myself, but let's review again: You claimed a filibuster didn't take place and I proved you wrong. You claimed the filibuster didn't fuck things up and I proved you wrong. I claimed the cunts are still fucking things up and you HAVENT proved me wrong.

Keep reiterating your daily affirmation of "The cunts will take over" "I OWNED you" crap to yourself if you'd like; doesnt make it true.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 You can't seem to get over the so called filibuster. What did the so call filibuster fuck up? What did it do? answer= NOTHING All you are doing is arguing. GET OVER IT> You lost the debate move on big boy.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 lol I love how you keep trying to downplay that you were proven wrong and were "owned" For the 4th time: For nearly 2 months, millions of people had no money to pay bills. For some, this meant having their vehicles repo'ed because they were relying on that money for car payments. To say it didnt fuck things up is idiotic.

Keep repeating your self-affirmation mantra: "I DID win, I DID win!" Maybe saying it enough will make it true, though I doubt it lol

Proof, sweetie, not just words.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 BTW, Really? definitions from the dictionary are bullshit? Direct quotes from major news sources are bullshit? LOL! Everyone else calls those facts.

You keep saying the filibuster didn't stop the bill. Let's try this again: SO. FUCKING. WHAT? The point is, for 49 days people were denied their benefits. That qualifies as Republicans fucking things up, which was my point all along. Are you that dense that you can't follow this conversation? Wait a second, forgot who I was talking to lol

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 49 days because the democRATs would not use the money we already had instead of borrowing it. That is the logical thing to do use money already appropriated. But NO the democRATs new this was wrong and did it anyway to score political points. Remember what Nancy your girl friend said: Unemployment fund are stimulas.

[copyright1982]

@micsc50 I see. So fucking millions of people over is worth it just to prove a political point. Yes, that is oh so "logical" Oh so cunty is more like it. You have it so ass backwards--people were relying on that money and the democrats, rightly so, ensured that they got it. They weren't out to prove a political point--the cunts were.

[micsc50]

@copyright1982 Its like borrowing money to build a house when you have the money in your pocket. It makes no sense. Are you so dense that you don't understand that. The repukes wanted to use the money they already had instead of borrowing it. This would have put the money in the hands of the unemployed faster. The deemocRATs had to borrow the money. What for to rack up more debt? I am with the repukes on that one. How long are we going to pay these people? Until we get rid of Obama.

[darphinparis]

good story

[VEGA747]

a southern man not a republican ! what do u know

[AbbeyRoad52]

I'm a non smoker, but I still believe that smoking should be at the business owner's discretion. Telling a bar owner he/she must make customers do/or not do anything is infringing on their rights no? It's his/hers establishment.

Secondly, I can't stand Bill Maher, he's a hateful elitist who not only blindily hates republicans, but also hates anyone who believes in something. I can tell that Billy Bob, though doesn't vote republican, still probably thinks Maher's an asshole.

[copyright1982]

That comment makes absolutely no sense. Republicans support tax cuts for the rich, not poor people.

[copyright1982]

What was cut at 1:47?

Billy Bob makes an excellent point. I'm from Boston we have the same stupid city ordinance here. It doesn't make any sense and it's not making anyone quit smoking. It's stupidity.

In fact, I (and just about every smoker I know) make it a point to blow smoke towards the "No Smoking" section when forced out into the area that's literally a foot away to light up. So, really, it's a counter productive measure.

[LordDrew112]

@copyright1982 wow your stupid

[copyright1982]

@LordDrew112 Wow, you're so stupid you apparently don't understand 1st grade grammar. "Your stupid" lol The term 'dripping with irony' comes to mind...

[LordDrew112]

Oh yeah, mist the "re". well my point still stands, you're stupid for smoking, i mean why would you want to have somthing the stinks up your clothes and breath... and, well kils you...

[copyright1982]

@LordDrew112 You didn't "mist" anything--you didn't know the correct grammar. If you can't even speak correctly, accusing someone of being stupid makes you look like a hypocritical moron.

Secondly, what on Earth makes you think your opinion matters to me?

[MrCrazyAsshole]

humans....gods mistake....

[jailstringer]

people go to bowling allys not to bowel but to smoke

what a loser

[jailstringer]

this story sux

shut up billy blame the laws not the waitress u dumbass

u probably voted for the asshole who the law

[limuzhi]

so funny, thanks for loading it up

[LindaDooWop]

I really like Billy Bob Thornton. He was charming in the Alamo and he's charming in real life.

[yahoopl3]

no smoking in public places...you wanna smoke, do it in your own home..the shit coming out of the bus is bad enough without you low life dregs fucking the air up even more with your smoking

[freddygotfingered23]

wow your a judgmental asshole...go fuck yourself dude

[yahoopl3]

the word is 'you're' you retarded bag of shit...also, this has nothing to do with me judging anybody...i don't want to breathe your smoke, so you go fuck YOURself, you stupid son of a bitch