Man vs. Wild - Pacific Island - Bear's Enema

[2AussieKids]

Hahahahahaha!

[neonbluen851]

did he stick it up his ass?!

[softbohne]

JUST THINK OF ENGLAND lollllll

[Kibukaa]

wait... so he stuck a tube up his ass do drink..... why not just drink his own piss?

[xrayellis8282]

A family really survived by doing this while stranded in the ocean. There was turtle blood or something in the raft and they needed the nutrients and it kept them alive.

[nathanfarrelly]

why didnt he just borrow the bottle of water the camera guy had or the big cooler in the boat bhind him :P

[chargerkingresponse]

TMZ brought me here

[urrka728]

@chargerkingresponse glad i'm not the only one

[XoldnewsX]

@urrka728 Haha me too

[smackout]

just lie back and think of england!!! hahahahaha seems like he has been in this position quite a few times. lol

[FlaGuy66]

@smackout that's what I tell my dates, "just lie back, and think of England..''

[TheCrystalanimation]

oh no, tube up my ass. better drink my own piss.

[theunseen2]

Did he just shove that up his ass? Like WTF?

[masonacul364]

At 1:22 he has a big smile on his face???

[satualm]

That's " Suppository Survival " !!!...

[okydooky8]

No Lube?



[zenophas]

Cake enema next.

[sokolshala]

Guys , i think we should take a thought for the camera man lol... xD

[elgoetha]

this was a rather disturbing thing to watch a hero do. Just saying

[theupdate101]

ohhhh my fucking god.

Ohhhhh fuck.

holy crap.

[fernandatralala]

He is amazing!

[douchechillum]

Tips for a successful enema:

1) Lie back

2) Think of England

[MrXeyd]

watch 1:25 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

[reytony100]

loool bear grylls is a jackass xD

[fisty23able]

did he put it up his ass? DAMN

[Mickez101]

what did he do sorry?

[itzeyadig]

@Mickez101 An enema. Don't know what that is Google it.

[salbinK95]

I went on RedTube, clicked on "Anal", and guess what video turned up..

[luvchiild]

@salbinK95 youporn

[Katabreeze]

He should have drank his own piss...

[MaleOrderBride]

An enema doesn't hurt! So why is he acting like a big baby?

[luger666666]

@MaleOrderBride maybe because you have to insert it in your ass, which isn't very pleasant

[diva970]

he is masturbating himself :)

[Nerinaization]

HE IS NO VIRGIN ANYMORE

[dumfries93]

Well at least it wasn't a TV remote.



[jariks18]

imagine he do that in a lake near some city ... would be interesting sight

[frita67]

Wtf

[DavidTanisDreams]

Lie back and THINK OF ENGLAND!

[adamc260]

Imagine if a large ship came past now and saw this man with a pipe up his arse on a raft lol

[LoadedFirearms]

omfg wdf lmfao

[johncarrew07]

this guy is one sick fuck

[luxerd]

@johncarrew07 As if you wouldn't do the same thing if you had no choice.

[MrVille432]

That is really disturbing.

[AlexSnowBob]

well Bear is definitely straight then, there's no way you could react like that if you weren't :P

[memback01]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[Nidarisk]

He must have been out of piss

[tothemtotheb]

i would take the death .

[LoadedFirearms]

@tothemtotheb Tru dat

[RyanORLY]

dont drop the soap

[luger666666]

1:27 "For England, James" said Alec Trevelyan one day

[888ZTE]

Bear is just waiting for the right moment to drink his camera mans piss.

[acidglow]

god damn..

[N3Cl20yUpY95]

What was he doing?

[scarlocc]

@N3Cl20yUpY95 basically, he got the dirty water and inserted into his ass so that his intestines could absorb the fluid

[TheSonicSkier]

I'm sure he just acted that last bit. No need to really 'do it' when the camera isn't even looking in that area.

[dksr93]

@ villevs he has water and food

[TheSaxonCampaign]

That's simply Rancid.

[DamnImSoBored123]

better drink my own piss

[villevs]

I don't get it doesn't the camera man have water or does he do this as well?

[Zero14811111]

Did he just shove that tube up his ass?

[04GUITARPLAYER04]

now that fucking nasty!!

[Cloakedsoar]

Cartman was right about eating by the butt

[sterngang]

I read on MuscleWeek that the reason why the water is red is because they spiked it with Raspberry Hemo-Rage ahead of time.

[TheKing4735]

Why didn't he drink his piss to survive?

[MrShagification]

@TheKing4735 maybe he just pissed and forgot about that option. So he's like "well, shit..."

[Exfenestracide]

@TheKing4735 He wanted to experiment.

[azrock4ever]

@TheKing4735 If you are dehydrated.... you have no urine, genius.

[stupidmuhfuh]

why the hell did you drink your own pee

[tooskool4cool]

what exactly is the point of doing this again?

[wigmo56]

take it bear takeit

[MzChelxoxo]

ocean water is so fucking nasty.

[sesarman]

"facing dehydration, better stick a hose up my ass"

[ilubella50]

hahahahaha guess drinking his pee wasnt good anouph?

[redantfarmer]

bear grylis has three children. Does anyone else think they should be taken into care?

[arowerlikenoother]

@redantfarmer why should they? ... This man is just doing his job and what he likes

[redantfarmer]

@arowerlikenoother well apparently the man likes sticking rancid bird shit and water up his ass. I presume he likes it and gets some sexual satisfaction from it because I seriously doubt that ' I Bear grylis promise to demonstrate performing an enema of bird shit and water at lest once this series." was a line in his TV contract. Im still unsure why he couldn’t just tell us about this technique. I mean I would of taken his word on it. I know only one thing. I wouldn’t let him babysit my kids.

[arowerlikenoother]

@redantfarmer well that's your point of view. But in any rate I don't think he gets any "sexual satisfaction from it" as you said because it seems wrong imo

[1337Xerlyth]

@redantfarmer The fact that he does stupid shit like this is what makes it different from other survival shows. On other shows they never do stuff they don't have to. Him doing stupid shit and taking risks is why people watch this show over others, therefore making more money.

[redantfarmer]

@1337Xerlyth Thanks for that. I never thought that the reason for Bear Grylis filming festering bird faeces being shoved up his ass would be the cut throat business of survival shows. I hadn’t noticed how the TV Schedules have become awash with people demonstrating making fires, orienting, building a shelter, finding food ECT. No wonder Grylis has shredded his last trace of human dignity in the search for ever higher viewing figures.

[redantfarmer]

@1337Xerlyth Though he will run the danger of turning his shows into some kind of hardcore fetish porn. I which case he will run the danger of having to compete with a massive market filled with, as you say, “stupid shit”. A never ending list of items being shoved up asses. Check some of it out. I think you might like it.

[Radlul]

WTFFF

[lavalizard3]

Is the colon immune to the bacteria and shit in the rancid water, so you don't get sick?

[rgandare]

Hooooly SHIIIIT..!!!!!!!!!!11

[Adawg4008]

Soo he put it up his butt?

[SonicFreeColors1234]

@Adawg4008 actually, google says 'enema' is: A procedure in which liquid or gas is injected into the rectum, typically to expel its contents, but also to introduce drugs or permit

[yenomeerf]

This works quite well actually, except I used my penis and it wasn't water pumping inside her

[mlwlan]

Roses are red violets are blue I'm Bear Grills and I piss on you too. Lol

[kopk888]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS

[ben2nd]

Just put infected water up my arse... BEST DRINK MY OWN PISS!

[capetorial]

me & my friends got a pool on when bear grylls goes cannibal "in a time of extreme desperation" on tv

[lcedawg]

@capetorial can i get in on this pool? my bet says this happens in one month. lol!

[suzuki85racer]

and if his raft doesnt stay float, he can swim to the camera mans nice boat

[PoorAJ9000]

Imagine if Bear Grylls wrote the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

IN CASE OF DEHYDRATION:

Step 1: make a funnel of available materials

Step 2: gather as much bird shit as possible

Step 3: think of England

[jr8126]

yeah.... think of england!!

[thewaste510]

He might as well have just taken out a bottle of water and took a good drink; how likely is it that you'll end up stranded on a boat with tubing to build something to pump water up your ass?

[eazy0doez0it]

why didnt he use the ocean water for the enema instead of bird shit affected water

[odd7de7la7robia]

@eazy0doez0it one Ocean water is full of salt. Salt makes you more dehydrated in other words THT IS SUICIDE

[eazy0doez0it]

@odd7de7la7robia

salt makes you thirsty shit makes you die jokes good comebak

[odd7de7la7robia]

@eazy0doez0it giving an enema prevents that. and dehydration kills you in the long run -.- LISTEN TO BEAR

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

XD HAHAHAHAHA

[CarlSagan6]

jesus christ...

[havlorech]

I just sat through a 30 second ad to watch a man give himself an enema.

[Julianooz]

as i read thru the comments, i burst out in laughter cause there is just too much to laugh about in this video and about this video and about this guy in the video XD

[DasHinchen]

Just take a second and imagine how many gay guys must be fappin' to this...

[DasHinchen]

SAY WHAT.

[TheJOPE1996]

0:14 Your own piss ?

[shobarsch]

PISSific Ocean.

[MissElf]

So I should come prepared to any island with a tube made for an enema, and an enema bag. Seriously how do you administer an enema with just dead sea turtles and shit?

[TIllAllAreOne100]

wats a enema?

[lavalizard3]

@TIllAllAreOne100 Pumping water up your ass. Some people use it to cure constipation, or just to clean out their colon.

And now thanks to Bear Grylls, we know you can use it to get a drink without using your mouth X-)

[KFCmaori]

So in one episode he supposedly guzzles his own piss, then in another episode he re-enacts Cast away by building a raft then sets out to sea - supposedly pees into a coconut to pour over his jellyfish sting then says "remind me never to drink from this again"

In another episode he encourages people to float down a river in the rockies - yet he's wearing a life vest underneath his shirt... as if anyone in his situation would have them readily available. He's a bullshit artist.

[TheSnKProductions]

fuck that.

[BloXboX37]

LOL, English porn.

[xXYuNPoOXx]

um... cyrptococcus neoformans much?

[CrossoverBeast]

Bear Grylls would kick Chuck Norris ass!!!

[nimbus1983]

Just lie back AND THINK OF ENGLAND!!! LMAO!!

[liam4e]

The dirty cunt!

[Lunerlol]

Porn????

[Tyzilla93]

THINK OF ENGLAND

[uke52]

i do believe i just saw an englishman on a raft shove a tube up his arse

[mattcoops82]

he faces his next challenge

explaining it to his wife

[CrazRandoAmaziPubli]

what an enema?

[Azureene]

@CrazRandoAmaziPubli To flush yourself out. Given usually if you're constipated.

[EvilKris]

@CrazRandoAmaziPubli haven't you got eyes?



[goku21060]

@CrazRandoAmaziPubli google it you bloody wacka

[71yes71]

I wonder how often he "thinks of England"

[guitarguy098]

wait so what's an enemaAAAHHH!!

[zakifadleik]

9gag brought me to this.

[eginteractive]

@7aznkid You put fluid in your ass.

[drspin1820]

I guess the only thing you can do...is lie back...ANDTHINKOFENGLAND!

[jord505]

@7aznkid that

[Saberhagen19243]

To celebrate the success of his enema, he drank some piss.

[sailorsun16us]

omg, i'm seeing this? i almost can't believe, but hey he is bear

[TheAndiePerson]

How crazy would it be if he gave himself an enema of his own piss?

[Holyjkk]

D:



[WaterBottle1998]

In the words of Graham Norton, I would rather die.

[OWN3DH34D5H0TZ]

If you play or have played runescape pm me :D

[har17]

Needs more lube...

[fcofelixx]

are you kiddin' meh?

where's the piss?

[ICYHOT1990]

I could do this if i had to, but not for a international tv audience lol



[KingdomheartsII]

He should've used his own semen for the enema.

[petacavanagh]

I don't even....

[chargersfan1111]

Wtf?!

[vandriver101]

LMAO! " lie back and think of England!" LMAO

[stuffclusters]

WTF, did he put it in his ass? now i saw all, he is definitely the man

[Radz117]

Proudest I've ever been to be an Englishman.

[klownevil]

what a pro

[tandis97]

wait? did he put the tube in his ass?

[Animehem]

@tandis97  thats an enema lol

[tandis97]

@Animehem OH MY GOD

[Pleasure6931]

;O bear grylls said 'FUCK' @ 1:10

[skidoofr3ak144]

and this here is called the ass funnel !!

[nastymkfan]

Kinky! ;-)

[Qu0r011]

how does he shove it up his rim so fast?

[ICYHOT1990]

@Qu0r011

he used sum of the water for lube i guess lmao

[tuckcp]

The gays love it.

[donatshabani]

WTF!!!

[7676steve7676]

Bear has neck eyes?

[AustriaDictator]

the sickest men on earth

[Supernam07]

Hes gunna be shitting bird shit for the next month.

[MrShadowz1337]

did he just give himself anal?

[MrAppolo777]

I think of England 2 when im in toilet. :D:D:D Bear Rules

[nissepayy]

I wonder how it is to party with him.

Do you want a second beer?

No im good, i drink my own pee insted.

[Twotterbottle]

i dont know about you guys but i felt pretty awkward typing in the key words to find this

[Suburbannite]

lol THINK OF ENGLAND! i am crying of laugh

[bas949]

american dad:' it's okay son, I saw this on man vs wild'.

[cymrutroll]

He lives on St Tudwals island in Cymru

[Doveslayer665]

At least he didn't do this in the episode with Jake Gyllenhall.

[alvarez4500]

bear i dont necessarily think thats pleasant, but i will let you do what you keep doing

[megamillion12345]

here comes the fj army...

[nabub8]

Thumbs up if your from funnyjunk!

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets and drunk my piss easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4