Ellen Degeneres on Flight Attendants, Peanuts, and Airplane Food

[MinnesotaGirl9717]

can i just dip my lettuce? that's all i have

[HarajukuEthan]

the pictures are stupid!

[Kay4420]

so funny when she says "here comes a cart, put down the tray"

[iluchloe]

shes not swimming no more! Dory from Finding Nemo is flying!!!! just keep flying just keep flying how do you fly just zoom zoom ;)

[MoustachesAreEpic]

I just eat the peanuts because I try to entertain myself. Once I tried making peanut butter. :L

[Toricherianne]

just kept replaying the word shit because i couldn't get over it:L + i wanted to know how she said it

[BorikuaRebelde]

lmao

[kari00ws6]

Those peanuts are good though.

[CPCoulterTweedles]

Why is it when she says "The higher we go, the more we crave nuts," I start thinking about the Mile High Club?

[sleepydragoness]

roooooooofll

[LilFaisal1]

itssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss sad.

[awesomeness10711]

i hate airplane food i never eat it yuck!

[SkitttlezStarz]

ive never heard her say the s word or the b word!

[anaonix15]

@flyinkauaian it's a monologue 

[xRated389]

"Put down your tray!" ..... LOL that is SO me

[nuwnoe92]

@xRated389 that part made me literally crack up! so true

[cookiez370]

ohhh look here comes the cart, put down the tray, PUT DOWN THE TRAY!!! haha

[fonjadidi]

The food is actually pre prepared on the same day

Actually the food that i ate when going on a holiday ( plain trip of 24 hours ) it was very delicious ! mmhhhh lansanga

[fonjadidi]

hahah 

[winnertakesitall100]

the worst food i ate was instant cup noodles-air canada,

[keleic]

why doesnt ellen curse like this when we actually see her doing stand up instead of just hearing it? lol

[stompdirtyyard]

Ellen should have a radio show or something !!!

[disney1nickjluvr45]

I actually like airplane food :/

[fonjadidi]

@disney1nickjluvr45 haha so do I !

[happipooh]

that is why you dont go on any airlines other than cathay pacific!

[lifeis4mileycyrus]

Ellen obviously hasn't flown Singapore Airlines...Their food is amazing!

[fonjadidi]

@lifeis4mileycyrus OMG i was on that Airline ! i know it is so good !

[anywayshane]

Ellen curse? Oh Portia what have you installed...Lol.

[breea07]

i almost just died when she cursed. NOT ELLEN DEGENERES

[angelgirl02368]

the funny thing s that what she said is all so true. i flew last week for the first time since i was 4 (11 years ago) and i was like seriously im still hungry after the 6 pretzels. then the international flight on the had the most nasty breakfast sandwiches my sisters ate them and they got a stomach aches i was just like i told you so. Yet i still got excited when they came down the aisle. lol.

[TheOfficeVidz]

i get exited on a plane when i see the lady with the cart coming.

[unadominicanita]

ellen is so freaking funny!

[epicsorrow29]

OMG sooo true XD

I LOVE ELLEN!! 

[dellestate]

So I just finished watching this. and my sister comes and says bye-bye. i couldn't help myself. :)

[Jun123]

Doggie Bag. So gross.

Yet so funny!

[Jun123]

Grill marks: Two more Charlie!

Allllllrighty!!!

[nasimhesam]

The higher we go the more we need nuts :DDDDD



[FunGun2010]

she is sooooo funny and true

[epchang76]

it's on HBO

Aug. 23rd, 1992

[karissabest]

@newyorkjets333 hahahaha.....not funny fuckwit

[lauro74]

LOL...YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! STUPID DYKE! MORE RESPECT WITH FLT.ATTS!

[karissabest]

@lauro74 fuck you. why did you call her a stupid dyke? I dont get it? shes gay, but shes not stupid!

[live42day100]

i was drinking my orange juice during this.....bad idea

[pettyofficer30]

@lauro74 What? You can't spell!

[xxs231]

@lauro74 piss off. youre the stupid one here

[bagelboi66]

@newyorkjets333 piss off bigot.

[thebdreamer]

lol she was like drunk or something

[jai54312]

the only good food you get on the plane is the ice-cream

[ElasticPepper]

О чем пиздят?

[UsurperDunamis]

american airline food is shit! outside the us the food isn't half bad :D

[flyjet787]

I love Ellen, but the airline food gags are soooooo tired. I'm assuming this is from a long time ago - I sure hope it is!

[RuthieJey]

@flyjet787 If I remember correctly, I think it was from when she was doing stand up in the late 80's early 90's

[cutelilo8]

I wish i could see the video ... it's amazing

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO BUT WITH ACTUALLY SEEING ELLEN AND THE AUDIENCE?

[otterz4u]

wow that is a good video, nice job. I had this on a cassette tape ,taped from the radio around the end of 1999. I'd like to SEE the matching video. Someone on here suggested it was a 1992 routine but the ones I found on here are some of the same jokes but not this exact standup. I'd listened to it so many times every inflection is ingrained in my brain. Anyway Thanks for posting

[sohnipiya]

LMFAO!!

[microwavez]

Not sure why we can't SEE her

[AlohaFromANaniWahine]

Funny! Thanks for posting!

[flyinkauaian]

I don't know what stand up this is from, but I too wish I knew and could see it. I don't remember how I got this mp3, but I just added some pics to make a slideshow and timed it so it somewhat matches the dialogue.

[syberninja976]

@flyinkauaian

where can i find the pic where the planes all wtf up? that had me confused 4 a min. lol. and this was an awesome slideshow.

[airasweetie]

@flyinkauaian it´s from ellen degeneres stand up from 1992

[sugaredskunk]

@flyinkauaian The cd I have with this stand up is called: Taste This

[GrandFirst]

@flyinkauaian watch?v=W1QqGBe65es starts at ~4:00 :)

[imaboredify]

y cant we see her

[katanaburner]

This is so true!

[tricon909]

Its so funny Because I was on a Flight from London to Toronto and I spilled Tie on me :P hahah and the Flight attendant gave me a can of Club Soda : P

[jaxin280s]

Thanks for posting.  What year/which stand-up act is this from?

[loveuadriennebailon]

omg dats dorey from finding nemo

[frannyjoydrescher]

@loveuadriennebailon Yeppp

[BlakeGoodwell]

@loveuadriennebailon didnt u know ellen voiced dory?

[azargal2]

@loveuadriennebailon OHHHHH ! i never noticed that before!! haha

[KurbyLicious]

@loveuadriennebailon no shit

[cookiecake0717]

@loveuadriennebailon yup. ellen played dory in finding nemo.

[PinkBubbleGumBall]

@camcamomille95 - me too!

[camcamomille95]

OMG that's the first time I hear her say "bitches" and "shit" !! xD

[cassandrabadie]

@camcamomille95 wow i am dying now for some peanut chews and ellen cursing oh my