Guide to Beer - How to acheive the perfect Pour

[josephcolunga]

Ive yet to meet this barttender..my quest continues..

[jacalope8]

@josephcolunga They might be clean for the first glass but at some places you don't get a clean glass every time you need another beer. So if he taps like that, then he is cross contaminating and spreading germs.

[josephcolunga]

@jacalope8 no shit i know its usually cuz its a small bar and the bartender is usually the barback but i. like a good hole in the wall



[sweeperbart]

I hope this guy screws better than he talks about beers, for his girlfriend's sake, otherwise that is one unsatisfied pussy.

P.S. More head, dinglenuts....this brings out the aroma of the beer's ingredients.

[TheReptilianBrain]

If you fail to achieve the purpose of the video (a.k.a. pour perfectly to get good head), why bother still posting it on the internet?

Drink the fail and re-pour that fucking pint!

[lorenann68]

the "uhhhh, bubbles" is called the "surge"...what a tool!

[lucheeto]

perfect pour = 2 fingers of head....

[MattUnseal]

@lucheeto No

[peteg35]

the fecken state of that pint, you have no idea how to pour Guinness

[jazzmunky]

How come when he'd finished there was no head, then in the next shot there's a good head on it?

[lakey90]

instruction should start with "always use a cold glass or one at room temperature"

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

hahah FAIL :P he has no idear how to pour a guinnes this isen't a pilsner u idiot.. jeesh

[jimmy106]

if any 1 drew a shamrock in my Guinness I would slap them....

[riotinthecity]

why? i thought it adds a nice touch. although it seems a bit petty, i think it's nice that they put the effort in. especially on st patrick's day :)

[Papsmeas]

0:23 - "get that perfect amount of head"

[SlipKid12]

Not even a quality poor. Barely any head on it.

[iamdrew14]

pour*

[jesssod121]

Fail

[Lummy22]

You want to chug some beer, get some crap American stuff.

Us REAL beer drinkers like to actually taste what we are drinking and demand perfection when we enjoy our pint.

[DCxxRay]

Have you had any American craft brews??? Obviously, you are a fvcking idiot : )

[albob12345]

FAIL POUR

[Rasbudzz]

dude why is everyone bitching? this pour looks pretty straight to me i mean fuck its just a beer ............if these asshole under me could drink as fast as he can pour then they wouldnt have a chance to bitch!!!!!

[peepeevagi]

Pretty straight? He cant be... :P

But, yeh, if it's not right it's at least way fucking better than most assholes can do. Now tah go drinkey drink...

[Rasbudzz]

oh yeah go grab amikes hard......i have 17 kegs homebrewing right now for floydfest!! american pale ales, sanfran lager, shwartz,  hefivisen hahah can't spell for real i dont drinky drinky like a little homo we chug

[peepeevagi]

Chug? You've gotta taste it. Go suck some cock, it'll learn ya to slow down and enjoy... :P

Bah, i hope you pour it right, in case of these assholes, lol.

[Rasbudzz]

yeah i tatse it then chug!!! duh you say drinky drinky cause u sip beer like its wine ...u have no ability to chug aside from tasting .....asshole!

[peepeevagi]

I can chug, i just like to taste it goin down. Again, the magic of sucking cock... :D

[Rasbudzz]

yeah i'm sure u do love to go down ...especialy after some mikes hard lemonade

[peepeevagi]

What? That little o nothin drank? :D

[QuantumStates]

That is not how to properly pour a Guinness! If I saw a bartender pour it like that, I'd request to speak with their manager, and definitely no tip for the bartender!

[No1118117]

Get over yourself. Its a fucking beer.

Also, way to fit the stereotype that only pricks drink Guinness.

[InflatedUnderstandin]

You are an idiot, obviously not a beer drinker then, or a run of the mill , "gimme a stella" lout, Even before ordering a guiness you need to know if the bar sells enough of it so its fresh, and not a stale keg, and once poured to the 2/3 mark, leave for minimum 4 minutes, until its blacker than your soul, then top up, and put on the bar top

[No1118117]

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't ask for the idiots guide to pouring a Guinness.

Although I don't drink it often I enjoy Guinness as much as the next guy. That said throwing a fit over someone that doesn't pour a beer well is counterproductive and pretentious.

[Orelion]

I prefer a little more head in my beer, also I've heard that the tap shouldn't touch the glass or the beer itself.

Happy drinking!

[Rossicus1]

what head... i see some bubbles on the top, but trust the yanks to call that a head

[yoschi84]

in germany this would be called comedy not pouring xD

[DC180]

wtf.. that is a shitty head on that beer you just poured!

[dicklong45]

the guinness in america sucks so much ass I hear it is much better over seas

[dunkelbrau]

That's all wrong, do not let the tap hit the glass or the beer, that's nasty...where is the head?? You should build the head at the bottom of the glass then pour the rest of the pint.This is exactly why I brew my own beer cuz you people do not know what to do with it.

[PITTSBURGHESE86]

This guy will get flamed about the head either way. I see videos were people are like "omg too much head" but now people are like "omg not enough" it's like people can't make up their minds.

[ODanddied]

more head foo

[marotblat]

For those who like Coors, they have a new can that allows for "perfect pour," due to special ventilation. Some buddies tried it out, albeit while a little tipsy. Check it out: .../watch?v=TSQD8Lk3ies

[ki6eki]

you need way more head...

[jgarceau1583]

I agree (thumbs up)...also, he should learn how to pour a pint ;)

[BASTEH99]

@ki6eki you cant drink head its a waste of space and money in your glass so to be honest that tiny bit of head he had there was perfect it created a layer on top of the beer bit didn't take up more room than is necessary so tbh if you like more head in your glass you are wasting money and beer, however its you who is drinking it not me i would be over the moon if they could poor this well at my pub

[smw4891]

Man...this guy knows nothing.....you should see him try to pour a Guinness

[MetalOxy]

Lol ya thatd be hilarious.

He lets the tap touch the glass, number one, number two he's american and therefore is probably oblivious to good info about beer and cigar smoking.

Ehhhh, I'd go to Dublin for the REAL best Guinness experience possible. Them Irish lad bartenders know what they're doing.

[omgwtfwhoami]

Do you work for the tourism board?

[MetalOxy]

Lol nah I'm just edgumacated on this stuff. Haha. :)

[annagilda]

I come from The Netherlands, and let me tell you, we always have a nice thick head, it seals in the flavour of the beer. Also you should'nt let the tap touch the glass.

[Bobobearx]

hi, I'm not a big beer drinker and never understood why people drank beer (as it tasted bitter for me) in till now and just wanted to ask what are all the things i can do to make the beer to taste the best as possible. i use to always drink beer from the bottle so i guess that is one contribution to why it tasted horrible and also i never drinked alot if that contributes in anyway.

[annagilda]

Hiya, yeah, I can understand why you drank bottled beer, it is easier and cheaper to get hold of, but I think the best bear is Draught. If you are able to get hold of it. Also there are many different types of beer, and yeah, some of them are very bitter. It all depends on your taste. Comming from The Netherlands, I would have to reccomend a lager, such as Amstel, or Heineken. But its up to you.

[jachdrider]

very few people know how to tap a beer correctly. you should NEVER let the tap touch any part of the glass or beer in the glass. this guy doesn't know how. he is spreading germs from glass to glass........

[MrSanderloones]

@jachdrider AMEN!!

[SeanA921]

@jachdrider the glasses are clean....

[shaundog1]

thats a crap pint, you need more head you amateur.

[Grouchofun]

Now thats how you pull a pint.