Ron White on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Part1)

[ChickaJD0803]

things that make you go, "buUuUhHhH"

[abcasd1]

what an ass hole

[snobordrdluk]

I normally don't troll, but this is an exception. Two things chuck. 1) it's not irony. not even dramatic irony. 2) we don't care. 1+2 = stop annoting.

[WickedG5150]

this guy is a fuckin redneck mutha phuka!

[AshleyandMorganne]

i love all th em they are funny

[prettyboyfloyd69er]

Just wondering what religion has to do with a Ron White show? Maybe because I'm from Canada, but here we don't associate one with the other.

[cialis1969]

It's not because you're from Canada...it's because some people are just retarded...don't worry about it...

[naphtalli]

simply believing in something that seems obsurd does not make them weak. whether it be true or not, this belief gives a person encouragement to continue in their respective "right" path. one never knows, this "weak" indivual may gain the strength far superior when it counts.

as for those "priests", they are the truly weak. hiding behind a faith as leaders only to abuse such a position. beh, perfection is an illusion in this world, so i cant expect ppl to be perfect either.

[Zechbenne]

lol! XD

[notanotheraccount]

Please repost at the correct speed.  This thing is effed up...too fast.

[Chuck2k6]

Maybe your ears are too slow. This is just fine.

[Killer9White9Wolf]

Fine on my computer. Must just be yours.

[Orchidess]

Before the $1,000 thing I thought he was spying on him o_O

[tabitha0909]

lmao

[MidnightLove008]

lol

[Rottnar]

That's what I heard, If I am mistaken, I am sorry. :O

[Rottnar]

R.I.P You were great!

[jroy2011]

He is not dead, dude

[HaldirOfLorien3334]

are you stupid?

[jwsstyles]

Seriously the best comedian ever xD

Even Pablo is no match for this guy :D

[xskatelife92x]

this is one funny friggin video

[ravenquirk]

Lol

[jaxsterthereal]

Passed by a Kite

[trikster21]

Everyone below me...

Is it stuffy in here or is it all the DRAMA in the air?!

[Jecanyon]

Hehe, I don't know why, but there is aaallwaays drama on comedy videos... Particularly on Dave chappelle because someone decide they think its funny to make an offensive comment or throw the "N" word around. People honestly need to just watch the friggin video, and if they dont like it... whatever, dont take it out on people who are merely commenting on the video. Lol

[trikster21]

For sure!

[guzmanrojas1975]

luv scotch, luv comedy, luv Ron

[GaMeRuInEr]

LOL i love that annotation you put in there at 2:07

[Chuck2k6]

Since countless people have pointed it out, I had to say something.

[Pamathey]

This is one of the best comedy sketches of all time.

[rollinstones32]

i agree 200%

[rattleurmood]

Vote Ron White for next U.S. president!

[SilverDollarCityGirl]

i have dis whole movie!

[CelesteStorywriter]

You can call me....tater salad.

Heheh. I know that line isn't in this part, but it's still funny as hell...

[Welshkiteflyer]

ROn White is great. some of the comments are so childish though. get a life people

[showintrail]

He's funny, but a drunk drug addict

[logic2reason]

everyone is on drugs. Stop being such a thick head...

[therealblackcerberus]

Name one comedian who isn't.

[Hedlum]

If you come to my state and kill someone we will kill you back. God if only my state wasnt run by a bunch of wusses.

[Catholicdadof4]

Ron White is a clown. He's a drunk with a bad attitude who tells the same jokes over and over. We've had enough already.

[Litobx]

Who's we? You and your imaginary friends?

[Catholicdadof4]

You are so hilarious. You should be on tour with Ron White.

[Litobx]

Thanks. That means a lot.

[TheCr1mson]

You've had enough already, which is why you felt you had to look him up on youtube.

=)

[Catholicdadof4]

I did a search for "tired worn out drunks" and this video appeared. I am trying to find videos for a project I am working on.

[TheCr1mson]

A Catholic father of four children is making a project influenced by "Tired worn out drunks" and finds it neccasary to force his opinion of a comedian on youtube? Interesting lifestyle you must lead.

[Catholicdadof4]

I am sorry. I thought we are allowed to post comments on youtube. Is that not allowed, or are comments that only agree with you ok?

[quilope]

Yeah, the second one. Narc.

[TheCr1mson]

Comments are ok, things that you can say to yourself rather then typing them onto the page are just annoying, and a bit self-defeating.

Anyways, have fun being a hypocrite.

[Catholicdadof4]

Are you serious? Are you still talking about this? It is Christmas and you are still concerned about a comment I made about Ron White last week. I am sorry if you are alone this time of year. Ted

[TheCr1mson]

Technically 2Am isnt Christmas Captain Brainpower. And I will reply to every comment that comes out of your ever-wise mind until they cease.

[CrossfireX2366]

you need a life.

[TheCr1mson]

You know whats great about youtube, You say 5 sentences to someone and your considered obsessive and lifeless, you do that in real life and its a conversation so....I ask..

How do I have no life by talking with someone? well arguing I know but...still talking.

Stop being stupid and following the trend mate.

[Catholicdadof4]

The Cry1mson, I was not having a conversation with you. I was making a comment about Ron White's humor, which I once found was funny, but no longer do, and you invited yourself in to my comment. You continue to be rude. If this is how you have a conversation I pray for your future wife. Let it go.

[Chuck2k6]

Isn't pretention a sin?

[Catholicdadof4]

Of course. What's your point?

[Chuck2k6]

I think you're smart enough to figure it out.

[Jecanyon]

"Invited himself in to your comment"? Is it just me, or is the reply button there for a reason? Not sure who is right or wrong here, cant ever try to judge because I didnt see the beggining of the conversation... Just thought i would point that out.

[Catholicdadof4]

Jec, just let it go. Please. This is almost 3 weeks old. EVERYONE WHO CARES??? peace, Ted

[angelwings61]

Geez Catholicdad, you seem to be making all of us Catholics look bad, do us a favor, and please, just stop.

[Catholicdadof4]

Christmas is for 12 days. It does not end on the 25th. Merry Christmas!

[TheCr1mson]

Did the Pagans tell you that?

[hotpockets83]

YOU'VE had enough already. not everyone. if you don't like him don't watch the video. not one person cares what you think, man.

[Catholicdadof4]

I made this comment almost 2 weeks ago. I have already moved on; you need to as well. it is Ron White. Get a life. Ted

[jamesesbabygirl]

um, ok, i no im late but who cares.

if u dont like Ron White, Y DO YOU WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

and btw, u need a life. we love ron white, u mite not, but sayin that he is a clown is just bringing urself down, pal. ron white is the best thing since sliced bread and u fukkin no is, asshole. reply back, u just caught urself a damned fight.

[Catholicdadof4]

St. Vincent de Paul once said, "Be kind, be kind..and you will be a saint."

It Sounds easy. However, to be kind to the stupid, the arrogant, the proud, the ungrateful, to be kind to them, one must die to himself and live in Christ.

-Father Leo Clifford.

[mroy88]

religion is for weak minds

[Catholicdadof4]

What makes you so smart? As an atheist I bet you do whatever you want. What so special about that? No, it takes a strong mind to control your every urge and make sacrafices for the good of others. Peace be to you. Ted

[CELLERTOTEN]

I Tototaly agree:) get some motivation to love:D

[only1lestat]

I totally agree

[hotpockets83]

yeah, i don't have a life. thanks for reminding me you cunt. if i had a life do you think i would be sitting in front of a computer watching fucking comedy? SO FUCKING WHAT. you probably dont have a life either. go to hell.

[Catholicdadof4]

Relax buddy. It really is not that big of a deal. Who cares really? I used to think Ron White was funny until I had a conversion. Now I cannot stand him. It is personal to me for various reasons. You have the freedom to believe what you want. Let's just forget about it. Peace, Ted

[hotpockets83]

fine. i dont care what you think about ron white. frankley i dont give a damn. but you have no right to tell me i have no life. shut your mouth before i shut it for you.

[Chuck2k6]

Threatening people in YouTube comments... mature. Real mature.

[Catholicdadof4]

I am sure your parents are proud of the fine son you are turning out to be.

[kyle0127]

I am taking a dump with my laptop on my lap while watching this.....

Just feels right.....

[Voodoofreak35]

i am having dinner when i see your freaking comment...............:(

[bcrichbassist]

ron is the best

[austis6]

if u liked this plus me

[codykingo]

"Hey man, if one of these engines fails, how far will the other one take us?!"

"ALL THE WAY TO THE SCENE OF THE CRASH!!"

lolololololol

[DrHMFIC]

Well, on the one hand I think this would be more accurately called the White Trash Tour. On the other hand, I'm concerned I found it so damned funny.

[SPORE07]

fuck you hes not white trash hes TEXAN!

[DrHMFIC]

I knew someone would be too stupid to get what I was saying.

Didn't say HE was the white trash, itchy-dick.

hahahahahaha

[kyle0127]

Did you call him, itchy dick??? HAHAHA Funny crap....

[geronimonist]

wow, he was obviously paid to go on stage with a cigarette and a drink.. brainwashing

[SPORE07]

lol "Diamonds...thatll shut her up" LMFAO

[craigss]

3:25

[NathanCaudell]

Things that make you go bhuhahaha!

[RascalFlattsFan5]

Gad I love Ron White haha he's so honest.

"Diamonds - That'll shut her up!" haha

and

"Some states are trying to abolish the death penalty. My state's puttin' in an express lane!"

HAHAHA Great job :)

[EternalSand]

where can i find the whole movie

[Zito666]

lololol i love when it says yes im aware of the irony.

[alesbian22]

OMG "All the way to the scene of the cruch!" Omg that was awsome!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL cant stop laughing :))))))))))

[ZZTGH]

I had a colonoscopy last week...that was funnier!

[zylekmer]

were you so stypid that you did not get the jokes??

[Chuck2k6]

Perhaps the humour is beyond you. For example, do some research about Robert Tilton and you'll discover why that joke is funny.

[SilencedScream0]

I don't care what anyone else says,

I fully enjoy Ron White.

[porkwood]

his personality aint for me but I laffed right thru it.

[georgesdad2]

Whats wrong with you guys this was as funny as fuck hahahahaha thanks for posting it!!

[Chuck2k6]

I think I'm able to speak for the collective YouTube community when I say.... What!?!?!

[hinro]

I wonder if the reason you agree completely is because you are him? I really hope there are not two people with grammar and spelling that horrible.

[Feareous]

Jesus Christ, i don't think i would be able to handle two people so illiterate!!! Rondotboii, come on man, use spellcheck or something, cause that is just plain fucking ridiculous...

[Bubblesbradley]

Seriously Learn How to spell then you can make fun of other people!

[alesbian22]

Same as Chuck here!WHAT????!!!!!!! Ware you using...english with some spanish and german....TRANSLATE for US please!This poor people who aren't so "talented" and "smart " as you are!Please!

[Bigell15]

I did not find ur video the slightest bit intertaining myb u should find a new hobbie that doesnt envolve talking. MYBE U should become a mime.

[Mrmikeshelton]

and maybe you should learn how to spell, or at least how to hit the spellcheck button.

[hotpockets83]

mimes are funny. no idea what that has to do with anything.

[Sammy4549]

There he is, with a scotch and a cigar.

[hotpockets83]

like allways

[badgersrock30]

hit something hard i don't wanna limp away from this wreck....lol

[teimeishu2]

Diamonds...That'l shuter up.

[Rampage23QJ32]

For a minute haha

[MeganRM85]

Is it just me or does Ron sound like he wears dentures? lol

[Silverwolfstarz]

we got pasted by a kite  Ron white rules

thanks for posting this

[shapez73]

At the 7:30 mark, Ron White says "7:30" lol

[Chuck2k6]

Very cool... I never noticed that.

[locmcdog]

lol your right :)) i laughed when he said he was fling with a plane like a pack of gum with 8 peoples in it :))))))))))))))))))

[mattc752]

does anybody agree with me when i say that it seems like ron is either drunk or somethin evertime hes on stage

[ThuSkyline]

Where have you been? Ron SWEATS Scotch.

[jontsweden]

booooooooooring americans no humor at all

[cbfilmrater]

too true

[eagames2007]

fuck you

[badgersrock30]

no tension there

[compass4me]

This man is coming to Spirit Mountain Casino on December 19th and I want to go, I want to go.

[betsytheninja]

I love ron white

[moneyspender104]

y is he smoking?

[tylerljacobs]

oh boy do you have a lot to learn

[Baconsmooth]

This guy is just old person humor :D

[wwjend]

Ron is the best of the four.

[codyalan90]

i have to disagree i like Larry the Cable Guy better.but its all opinion

[chica445]

6:24 / 8:57

[floaty32]

he's not stupid, just not funny in the least bit.

[TubeStantin]

So why did you click on it?

And why did you keep on watching it?

[mzchevious21]

Some of these comments on here are crazy... but none are as beautiful as my videos!

[KyleBroflovski5]

This guy ain't funny. he cant make anyone laugh. get back to larry.

[EmoPopPrincess4691]

I love Blue Collar. So funny. XDDD Ron white is so funny.

[bigtexAlan]

I freakin love Ron - did you see his new video voteronwhite it's got a lot of clips but heck, I'd vote for him!

[AussieFan94]

Hurray for the express lane

[Born0fFire666]

can that grl stop spamming this video its so fuckin annoying

[Freakgrl04]

How many times has she spammed it? I only seen that one time, but yeah, I agree, it is extremely annoying!

[Born0fFire666]

oh trust me alot she made like 4 different accounts to do it too i marked them all as spammed though so ppl wuldnt be so annyoed by it

[papapimpdaddy]

hey i use to live in flagstaff lmao

[superpoptart94]

why the hell does it turn grey?

[crudcam]

do you like my profile? b

[Jecanyon]

Err... who are you talking about?

[Ripcurlwatch]

Ron White is an idiot. Obviously 'lesshardtofind' than other comedians.

[Dakworkman]

ha ha ron white is like my favorite comedian.

[tomasf4]

what DVD is this from?

[brainfreez666]

blue collar comedy tour the movie

[tomasf4]

one movie is called: rides again, and one is called: one for the road, but this one is just "the movie"?

[adarkenedmind]

I love how he has to stop to take a drag every couple of minutes... though i was kinda surprised he didn't spill some of his alcohol while he was moving around so much. lol

[TheNewWorldMan69]

This guy is freakin' FUNNY.

[coachhoop007]

Very funny guy. A lot of yawl try to evaluate him by his comedy..... Idiots.

[ausewanee]

y'all, not yawl

[coachhoop007]

You have no sense of humor.... The "yawl" was sarcastic... Or you're just so overzealous that you couldn't wait to find someone to correct.

[tankerrobM1a1]

He is an intelligent human being which is why he is a republican as opposed to a liberal tree hugger, democrat....

[Sydneymuso42]

This guy's mannerisms are very Bill Hicks... his comedy is good... but why does he sit himself in some sort of "Blue Collar" Bumpkin, republican stereotype... He's obviously an intelligent human being...

[jengreg69]

they're his buddies

[lastofthewild1s]

I suppose it would marr your opinion of him if he actually supports the death penalty? Uneducated knuckle dragging rednecks are the only people who believe in the death penalty, right?

[Sydneymuso42]

I wouldn't judge him for that... sure their is a lot of uneducated, knuckle-dragging rednecks who believe in the death penalty... but not all... what are his beliefs on the separation of powers and gun control? That would probably be a better judge of who he is...

[Kooly1]

I believe in capital punishment. I'm not an idiot.

[Dash171]

Every State should have an express lane....

AND USE IT!

No Bama '08

[scarcapone2]

funny as hell!!

[MrMatto91]

i was sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating cheatos

[lookin4somefun]

I like this guy until I read he's a phucking idiot! I party my azz off but I don't risk pilots and other passengers' lives. What a loser!

[Almostdeadly]

Wow....Are you really that stupid? He's a fucking comedian!

Very nice ...