Dane cook - Door kicker

[bitch5536]

l was so excited l saw closet l kicked that shit in XD

[StrykeEvil]

"I'm not gonna lie to you guys my heart was Asuhdasnd-Bid-Bai-Bum-Bi-Ba-BA­" XD

[bitch5536]

DAVID wat hav done wit him were down stairs eating waffles :D

[J4CKM4N2266]

Why didnt you include the beggining of this joke when he was talking about doing a B & E

[AnneeRSilver]

10 dislikes= no sense of humor

[BlueTiger368]

when does he say (wheres the door)

[IronjawXoO]

That was the ninth god damn door this year!

[xxxxMMSxxxx1]

OMG THAT WAS YOU?!?!

(jk :p)

[BobMcobb]

too funny

[radbrad95]

What the fuck did they take.....i wanna know, what the fuck did they take? haha i wanna know this year or i wanna DIVORCE

[Pyiero]

xD rotflmfao omfg!!!

[TheOnlyPoptart]

another fucking dislike that is the 9th god damn dislike this year

[cmsjr123]

9 people had dane cook kick their doors down.

[1Icedout1]

wait wait nobody dislike this no more 9 dislikes = 9 doors

[girlgirl37able]

@1Icedout1 what do likes mean xD

[1Icedout1]

@girlgirl37able they like the video i guess

[girlgirl37able]

@1Icedout1 soooo 10 dislikes = 10 doors kicked down? and likes mean they just like it O-o?

[lucarioandkatle]

thats the 9TH DOOR

[sportsfreakazoid16]

husband wife young adopted son david hahaha

[SavageCalcium]

@sportsfreakazoid16 ur a lil too slow



[KyLie3185]

@SavageCalcium lol!

[SnowFluryKitty]

And we left,we CHEESED it outta there!

[XxSasuNaruFanxX1]

So like, I'm one of those people that have the thumbs up, you know, because I repeated the cool shit he said in the video. Yeah, I'm so cool, I can type what I hear. AMBIXTOROUS.

[SkronkDonkey]

66,992 people watched this video, am i cool now? im cool right? do i get a thumbs up? please i want attention too!

[JJJustin15ify]

i have a friend named robert....we did a B and E.....it didnt go well

[lolrofl167]

371 people left a lava lamp

[Yousmellbad187]

9 people got their batteries replaced with shitty half ass bateries.

[2010ninjaman]

365 people stole the beads

[MirragedCA]

*Kicks door again*

*Husband comes home*

"THE DOORS GONE AGAIN WTF IS GOIN ON HERE"

"THATS THE 9TH GOD DAMN DOOR THIS YEAR!"

[davidhlusko]

how can you dislike this video are you deaf?

[Mila89Star]

I did my best!

[imidday]

9 dads that got their door kicked didn't like this

[VideoCritics15]

i like the random guy that walks in to the crowd from a door in the background

[roku89107]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Minickarissu]

00:59 Falco KICK!!!!

[itwasalladream11]

THEY TOOK THE FUCKIN BEADS!! I want a DIVORCE!!! Bhahahahaha <333

[afgloverz]

...and their adopted son David...... hahahahahahaha hilarious :P :D

[fudgepacksack]

some dude said bullshit at the 2:05 mark?

[afgloverz]

@fudgepacksack yeah i think some guy did say that.

[iNerdiei]

I just wanted to kick a door in... :) 7 years later The parents divorced ....

[Michiyo8581]

y do people look up his vid's if they don't like Dane Cook!? i don't understand!!! HES AWESOME!!!!!!

[MidnightRayn]

@Michiyo8581 keep your friends close and your enemies closer. He's really not that good if you think about it.

[afgloverz]

@Michiyo8581 i know right like y look up smething u dont like?!?!?!

[MidnightRayn]

very good proof why dane cook sucks, you do one good joke and a bunch of shitty ones after that and you're a star.. it finally makes sense why he beat steve martins record, and why steve martin had it to begin with. fucking retarded and anyone who laughed at this is fucking retarded too!

[kala1294]

@MidnightRayn shut the fuck up u fucking 2 cent corner ho!!!!

[MidnightRayn]

@kala1294 yeah that's about what I'd expect from a cook fan.

[roger09doger]

@MidnightRayn fuck you :)

[MidnightRayn]

@roger09doger yeah that's about what I'd expect from a cook fan.

[roger09doger]

@MidnightRayn your brains are cooked if you dont like dane cook.

PS No pun intended.

[howlingproductionsz]

@MidnightRayn Only fucking retarded people look up a video they hate to make a fucking retarded comment.

[creator998]

hahahaha



[moyes829]

wait wait said the father angrily

[emilybeba16]

I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Person900210]

Husband, Wife, young adopted son David xD

[sebajpm]

@Person900210 why is this funny??

[AnimeBoysInOurCloset]

husband wife young adopted son david ._.

[kittenplauge]

7 people got their doors kicked

:D

[hihuli8]

@kittenplauge more like 7 victims of dane :P

[Druskai80]

What the fuck did they take!!!!!!

[2DTheBeast]

I did my best!

[kiido32]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER?

[BIGMONKEYFACE119]

HES THE ONE WHOS BEEN KICKING MY DOOR DOWN!?!?! bastard!

[xCoolCatTryHardx]

7 Humpback whales got offended.

[L3g3ndkill4]

I just came

[Whatwasion]

Now i want to kick a door in........wow

[crissygrl95]

No, nothing seems to be missing, but there is a lava lamp here now.

[ThunderHawk20]

THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT PERSON!!! or not, im not sure.

[nykillerkev]

7 people dont know what the fuck got stolen..

[PantherMistress88]

"What the f*** did they take!!"

LOL

[Diedhard]

If we cant figure it out this year I WANT A DIVORCE...I WANT A DIVORCE!

[MrBlackhawk276]

AND I KICKED THAT DOOR OFF ITS FUCKING HINGES, HAHAHAH

[gracie7787]

husban wife young adopted son david>>>>>>>hahaaha

[gracie7787]

we cheesed it out of there

[cote246813579]

What the fuck did he take! XD

[RainbowPandaGurl1695]

I GOT IT!! *BOOM* bahahahahaha! XD

[LordXenocide]

i want to kick a door now

[Anderso9]

THE FUCKING BEADS! HE TOOK THE BEADS!!!! HE STOLE THE FUCKING BEADS!!!

[rockoman100]

My heart was like Beombedebabeimedebaba

[Mileyfanforeal]

@rockoman100

thats cuz u have an unusual heart beat

[Juggalo5588]

MY god, This is So fuckin funny! The Beads, He took the beads!

[wazup4251]

Dane's voice brakes at 1:46

[rocketshot5]

@wazup4251 and tht's important?

[wazup4251]

@rocketshot5

No, and so arent most of the other comments so why dont you go bring down someone else.

[jessanimal123]

shitty half-ass batteries LOL

[ilovetodance15]

he stole the fucking beads!!(: lol i freaking love dane cook he makes me laugh

[RAMPAGINGKIDS]

Funny

[PLAYERCOOLDUDE]

he stole the fuckin beads XD

[cheer4erica]

their young addopted son david. hahah

[smallhi23cp]

LOL

[dottibody]

my heart went oobby da baba hahahaha

[dizzysommer]

adopted son? xD

[DocOmailay]

I DID MY - DONT FUCKING TOCH ME!

[LemonNoggin]

AHAHAHAHHA

[rebafanatic16]

this person would be more funny if he didn't feel the need to curse every few minutes

[MrXactoKnife]

Waaaa.

[tbone22metal]

holy shit ur the guy that kicked my front door and closet i got a divorce because of you door kicker

[SweeneyToddFan12]

Lol, a lava lamp xD

[daphne13bella]

wait! dude i hear a car. yea the world is full of them. if u hear a humpback whale tell me then ill stop. R U WATCHING DOOR KICKER!!

[clmex]

what's B & E

[julian1000]

Breaking and Entering

[dottibody]

breaking and entering

[anniejacobey]

AWESOME

[AdamDeherrera0910]

lol dane cook is a mad genius!

[otsmaromartinez]

MY FAV VID

[FoxY1233]

Good job man :)!! ( im sorry but i didn't heard of u...i think i heard of u 2 times but i forgot...) BUT U deserve 10 STARS!

[Paralove94]

is related to David cook? they even look the same

[xAliiBoox]

they do actually

[kingofgold1]

ITS "B&E" GEINEUS

[Koala73966]

:P lol

[famouslastwords6]

I love him.

:D

[saywhaaitsmadawesome]

this is probably my fav part( or one of them at least)of the vicous circle!!

I would not mind dating dane he is so f-ing hot!!!

[EWxYOURxFACE]

duuuuuuuude! xD

i was DYING!!

gagaghahahha

[OblivionClan]

That door flew into the darkness of that home. XD

[dogslovememuch]

*perverted smile*

I love that little thrust her does when he goes

"WHOO!"

[frownyclown2]

this vid is soo funny!! Dane Cook is awsome!!

[meepster08]

OMG... I PEED MYSSELF :S!!!!

[ReverseDamage]

lol

[SilentSymphony83]

If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop.

My god, this man is amazing. <3

[PeachTreeGirl1]

YA i agree

[swtsacrifice]

@SilentSymphony83 LOL that shit made me laugh

[WolfTailproductions]

lol that family as door and bead problems haha. dane cook is so hot and so funny!

[Shady4Life912]

LOL XD

[UkeFreak]

he stole the beads he stole the beads DX gaaahh

lmao

[kelliandpaige]

I SHOULD HAVE STOLEN SOMTHING! THEY REPLACED THE GOOD BATTERIES!lava lamp! are you watching!

[girlsrule6438]

rockhopper!!!

[ElegantxEmily]

I did my best!!!! xD

[TRFCHAMP]

"Wait! Dude, i here a car." "Yeah, the world is full of them, if u here a humpback whale, thatz not right."

[Himckyafi08]

rofl that is so funny OMG

ARE YOU HAPPY DOOR KICKER??? I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!! lol

[pimpalicious6]

no-ones laughing

[LilKymA]

i am i *gasp* cant *gasp* breathe *gasp* need *gasp* air *gasp* too *gasp* FUNNY! * GASP *

[MizzSkittlezKAYLA]

i love dane cook he is soo hilarious!!

[xDeppObsessedx]

I DID MY BEST OMG THAT IS TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! u so have to see the one about him crying to get that.

not one of his best but 'worth watching'