SALZIG - Sporthocker -- ispo BrandNew Awards

[JustBeBased]

"Hock 'n Roll?"

really?

[CoolCodyProductions]

Parkour + Chair = Sporthocker

[iDDailly]

First I was thinking omgggg extreme sitting... But the some of the stuff looked quite cool

[Norcalflat]

What the fuck is next, XTREME SLEEPING? "BRO! I totally NAILED that REM sleep last night!"

[virsleeeee]

retards...

[playervsplayer2401]

WTF???

[sgl3000]

songs name?

[TheMarino100]

I have an idea buy a chair !

[AnimeNoLimitOfficial]

cool

[HOLLOWMIHAI]

who knows the song from the beginning?

[c1bersnake]

I'm a champion at "stand-on-chair" move"  wanna' battle me? :D

[choria69]

this is shit...

[oladog]

I never hate on the internet but .....that is ....WTF!

[ruchin1234]

But...Will It Bend?

[colmul1]

I'm finding it hard to comprehend just how retarded this is.

[thuggishxRuggishx]

pieces of horse shit

[FUcrueTrey]

this is some fucking bullshit

[Srceodizno2142]

Half of my brain is asking the question "How did we make it as a species?" while the other half is thinking "This looks fun, hilarious, and partly difficult".

[DoctorMoz]

Days like this I question the use of the word "sport".

[SPBRG]

Just got sponsored by La-Z Boy. Come at me.

[Modderriffic]

they should put dildos on it

[321SpikE]

I can do that with my toilet.

[Sswindlerr]

This is more intense than that time I forgot to sit down

[anthonytonyboy]

FA!L

[LeXdOVideoz]

WTF is this? USE SKATEBOARD, NOT A GAY CHAIR!

[Johnnyo012]

@LeXdOVideoz Or maybe not a gay skateboard. 

[PMZ32]

Bout the only trick I'd want to learn with it is drill out a hole, flip it around and take a shit in it.

[Modderriffic]

@PMZ32 lol

[khnagul]

" We devellop it " hahaha this type of sit us really old like 80' something like that i' had one when i was a kid -_-

[j0ntsang]

This is stupid.

[francekpiromancek]

lol

[DJMaureasy]

eh well still better than planking plus it was invented by Germans not americans so i like.

[f4ckutube]

Is this a parody on XtReMEEEEME sports?

[timmeh231]

This might actually be the stupidest thing I have ever seen

[Jokmeister]

I do stuff like that with my couch!

[SGTFORCE10]

i thought this was a joke in the first few seconds...

[applepiewithtoast]

no feet on the ground when landing!

[4233833007]

It's kind of cool, but at the same time it's fucking lame.

[7380dan420]

good way to get hit in the nuts.

[MicahMischief]

I could totally turn this into a segway...

[hadybresidence]

you should be ashamed of yourselves

[macctenn1]

Now if i could do that with my toilet ...

[mackuss]

WHY AREN'T THEY WEARING HELMETS?! THIS IS SUCH AN EXTREME SPORT THEY NEED HELMETS

[hiflyer12]

nothing that involves controlling something with your gooch should be considered a sport

[DFASCo]

I agree with Deathclop

[MrPurpleoj]

i wonder how many times they accidentally sit on their nuts

[nothingIcandoforU23]

I kinda want one of those... but I to awesome to have one!

[oli27078]

they would be no good if u want to go to a skatepark lol

[TrollsVault]

i've been sitting since before it was cool....

[rberent]

so this sport is flipping some thing and sitting down on it? Wow. Just wow.

[linkin694]

where can i buy

[TheSLvideos]

@linkin694 Check out Sporthocker . com

There's a webshop...

[linkin694]

@TheSLvideos thanks

[gamerguykurt]

i look on there website it like 86pound for a stool would like to try it but not pay £86 for a stool and cant find any on ebay

[Re1Mu2R3]

You could hurt your balls if you make a mistake...

[iMusikHead]

Tbh, some of this was pretty epic.

[krys9611]

Its probably more comfortable to sit on when eating lunch than sitting on a skateboard. Unfortunately, that's the only good thing about it...

[rhyme289]

lol

[chuck7790]

THIS is a sport?! wtf

[682372]

WANNA BE SKATEBOARD, BUT IS S*H*I*T

boredom does

[PaintballHazard]

The ONLY good "trick" is 1:17 but even that is guy (in that he has one of those things and sits down on it like a badass)

[RobinStawinski]

No one likes this.

[Danishbmx]

gay fucking shit!

[surfergirl5505]

this totally beats Planking.

[MrTuckFypos]

This has more awkward camera angles than a cheap porno.

[AgonyOfTwin]

People are so bored these days, u can make a piece of wood cool if u learn some tricks with it. Nigga are u really going to take a fucking stool around with u while learning and looking like a twat??? At least a damn skateboard looks cool.

[SoldierOfThePen]

how many times did you guys sit on your nuts on accident?

[Techtard98]

hella stupid o.o

HAHAHAH!! XD

[idcdammit]

This looks fun =)

lol the comments are full of skaters who take themselves too seriously.

[dachill1]

w

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[ouoliver]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????­??????????

[Davisrullzs]

What the fuck is this shit.

[Vynlaron]

Skating: HOLY SHIT YOU LANDED IT!

Sporthocker: HOLY SHIT YOU SAT ON IT!

[MrBelikethat]

what the fuck, this is just extreme sitting

[macPROvideoEditor]

thumbs up because its cool and ridiculous at the same time

[macPROvideoEditor]

hahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhhahahahahaha lol

[SergioSource]

plz tell me this is a joke lolololololol

[ObscureRealm]

Ok, its creative, but it serves no other purpose except as a chair. Just go skateboarding!!!!!

[KennyZa]

looks like a major testicle pain

[jakfolisto]

Get two hockers with a board on top of it. What do you know, A SKATEBOARD!

[BjornIn1979]

getting better at this must be a huge pain in the ass

[juutuuppi69]

WTF?



[jckstnly]

i hope these guys get butt cancer

[Lefterhs15]

Fuckin creative...Insane....But skate is better..:P

[ThedepthsofmyD]

do they make recliners



[supercaulin]

its so lame, but so badass at the same time!!

[NoImportaTV]

I can sit in less steps than they.

[adyo87]

this video should be called 'how not to get laid'.

[Exener001]

@adyo87 why? does this directly apply to you?

[lokki97]

@adyo87 and that's why you have not got laid yet :3

[MW2Crank]

Holy fuck the retardation...

[konlllollella]

That sit cost 99'99 €????? WTF!

all that was cool since I saw your prices...

[pww571]

Hocking. Way better than planking.

[Solwiggin]

One of the creators looks like andy samberg. Thumbs up if you see it.

[Dragpk7]

354 People had a chair pulled out from under them when they tried to sit down.

[vengeanceproductions]

EXTREME SITTING!

[samsoden3]

why dont these people waste their time masturbating like a normal person

[1poetry1]

i like it :)

[MyOtherBaconIsBacon]

This video gave me cancer.

[wmstyron]

349 people just hate germans

[Mrfantasticfoxx]

I also stopped liking this when I realized it's not a joke hha.

[lemmehaveone]

I stopped liking this when I realized it's not a joke.

[norec]

This is retarded!

[Vapetzi]

fucking idiots

[Th3SMS]

My brother just facepalmed so hard his brain got smushed by his hand. Oh god I'm going to miss him ;__;

[Jabba321]

This is the dumbest fucking way to try to get stupid kids to spend their money that I've ever seen.

[Emocliae]

I think they would do very well to design a line of cups for males to go with the hocker.

Oh lord the blooper reel would be amazing

[YoruChao14]

how do you buy these in the uk?



[danielit0w]

if u could skate with it, i'd be nice

[LockenJoch]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!

[vonhatenfeld]

what's this city in Germany?



[Carrie3j]

@vonhatenfeld BERLIN :)

[andonioner]

this is crap

[vince626]

that's sucks

[pyrochemists]

nike, just sit on it

[Deathclop]

i feel like this is for people who want to skateboard but cant

[xIKnuckleZIx]

why



[MsEvilMonkee]

Wouldnt it really hurt if you sat down wrong? Expecially for the guys

[Lonestarr1337]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[geniemist]

this is a joke right?

[p0rcelaing0d]

Wow, I feel embarrassed just watching that.

[TheGamerAsian]

Wow. I looked at the website and the products and the wax for the sporthocker is called "SEXWAX" LOLz

[112550349]

@TheGamerAsian Sex Wax is actually used for most equipment like this, mainly surfboards.

[gymnastman77]

...its freestyle sitting! sweet!...

[Xartaetos2007]

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

[M3iscool]

SUPER STOOLS AWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[demitryartz]

its pretty awsome but how much times did you guys fail XD

[ViralSC2]

This is fucking stupid.

[rugbyleaguefreak]

what the fuck?

thats the coolest way to sit down ever

[rexrox1337]

this looks so stupid and boring

[grekhora]

lame.



[RageBeater]

LoL this video makes me think again the "Please sit down" sentence.

[Tygrew]

Am I the only one who felt gay watching this? No offense but it was pretty cool! But think if you put one side in dog shit and turn it around, whoa now you're having dog shit in your ass...

[bloodaid]

omg hahaha what a lame sport, fucking sitting? whats so interesting about sitting? you dont even move when you sit. isnt that what sports are all about to be fucking >>MOVING<<? this planet is going to explode from stupidity!

[TheCitygal87]

I'll translate for you, this is what they are saying:

- Hi we are gay, very very very gay.

- This is our gay-chair, we take it with us all the time, because we are gay you know.

- My friend's ass here is very smooth, I'll tell ya that!, mmm fine piece right there!

- We use our gay chair everyday, even in bed, and that's what this sport is all about!

[1337totte]

1.34 that ass can sit on me any day

[comicguy00]

thats just retarded

[booganton]

haha fucking lamest sport ever xD

[Klostergarde]

If Germany would have used this hockers instead of their tanks they would have won the ww2

[23kroox23]

ok, now jump with this thing from twenty stairs and land it on your ass

[Blaxxx2]

Fucking...

Kids these days.

[GenoSkill]

nice trolling aprils fool on december motherfuckers

[Ace31323]

Hocker - Number 1 way of crushing your testicles since 2010

[Glavenopolis]

I think people would have a different thing in mind if you told them you'd just done some "extreme stooling"

[luizfelipeRC]

Qual é o Nome do banco?

[massigraf2]

very good idea of the smart german´s!!

[Mcotton92]

And thousands of nuts were cracked...

[Reviar]

I'd rather pay for a hooker than a hocker.

[Billythewookie]

harker, making parkour seem interesting since 2010

[DiaboloJuggler]

der sinn von dem hat echt nur keinen style xD

ich kann mich auch sonst wo hinsetztn XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Skatefreak1988]

tell me this is a joke or does people really do this? :D

[ichitakatsukishiro]

bullshit

[XEepaX]

what song is this?

[T4K3U]

co za asy

[FATALSK8S]

they ran out of good ideas after they stopped burning jews

[MrGetrad]

slap

[froggywatters]

I don't get it?

[ferox13]

When you think of 'Extreme Stools' from Germny - I imagined something more involved naked women and streams of faeces sprayed from a mountain top..

[tyskater4]

this shit looks so gay

[lostmywings123]

What's with all these aggressive comments? Alternative sports is a great hobby so go fuck yourself. What do you guys do with your spare time eh?

[InterSmells]

@lostmywings123 i usually sit on my ass

[rocktomic]

Stupidest shit I've ever seen. I can't say I'm surprised tho Germans also brought the world the Kackel Dackel.

[MrDylonious]

nothing better than a good sit

[KidKidastro]

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[KidKidastro]

Wassgodd. I Just Want to borrow yours ears for a quick sec. I would really appriciate it if you can check out my music. im tryna build a fanbase, And im a really great 15 year old artist. So if you can check me out and Subscribe if you feeling my vibe.Please nd THANK YOU

[danielfmfo1]

HOLY CRAB! The worst thing ever, where's the funny?

[sshiftyp]

for the same amount of money also check out: daffy boards

[somorung]

wow ! they're so cool and I think maybe you can dance with your equipment !

cool !!!!