WHAT WE ARE ......... A bunch of monkeys

[TheHeurist]

The author makes ALL of mankind the cause of our suffering and stupidity. This is an error in logic. They ascribe some of the most despicable attributes expressed in humanity to all of its members.

[Lucifera4]

Who is Nietsche? :)

[sboubalouta]

this monkey hates this monkeys video

[dunn98632]

The word Moneky is used so much in this video it is subliminal to the point of making us all think there a monkey .

[dunn98632]

First of all were not monkeys but we are created in Gods likeness . But im sure that the person that made this video is aware of that. Actually the person that made this video is the only moneky that looks like a human and therefore is not self aware. But who is to say that every single living creature on thise earth is not self aware.

When this country completely falls apart OH and it will trust me, Then we wil easily find out what the real deal is with these humans in America at least.

[Valdris1987]

Some monkeys reply on youtube to other monkeys, in most of the cases acting like trolls, a distant brother of the moneys

[Allanfries]

No Doubt the best Video on YouTube.

Excellent and so very true!

[superkrutizna]

monkies crocodiles dogs cats mouses bees birds snakes people trying to survive on one planet and be the best and show off it's all about competition.

[brankinpronker]

has anybody done a count on how many times the word "monkey" occurs in this bit of monkey business?

I am also very in favor of shaved monkeys.

And F Nietsche

[QuestionXXEVerythin3]

heres my monkey comment!!! Ooo Ooo

[abydos2]

brillaint -- its proberly the most accurate idea up to date about the entire human, oh sorry, monkey race ..

nobody can top it or come up with a DIFFERANT idea ..

[goreziad]

look at all this monkey text

[delmaroeb]

Exactly! Monkeys never evolved. Monkeys will be Monkey. Some Humans are just too ignorant. Humans did not invent God, they invented religions. There is a big difference.

[pokermaster54]

sad monkey. sad

[spikespeigel]

yea alligators never changed because they fill a ecological niche. but there are other lizards? even crocodiles. monkeys are successful and so are we, we fill different niches

[eladzbir]

This video will never change anyone. It's unable to affect the human nature.

I believe it mainly shows the arrogance ot its creator, to my opinion. After all, he's nothing but a monkey as well, but somehow, he considers his opinion as a better one.

So be it. Cute effort, but arrogant and pathetic whatsoever.

[rimutaka]

shut up monkey

[Dennio83]

monkey talk, interupted by an annoying reperitional chime. You moron! All the things you mentioned are exactly the points that make us special.

[mos619]

If you wanna get at the heart of the matter all life is just a bacterial growth which has complexified over time.

[goreziad]

we are a pretty strange planet. look at all our different opinions about everything. none of them is right, because you're just a monkey.

[ShadowFlame777TW]

sad but completely true. how could you insult monkeys (and other animals) like that by putting them on the same level as humans? i am outrged

[baphometsportal]

Nice try but...Monkeys have tails...We are APES...

[someguyyoudontcare]

tech-monkey.

[pizzaschachtel]

come ooon....

[Sammicsno]

That beep is annoying.

[jayssonjohnny]

So I guess the Guy that made this Video is the Head Monkey? ;)

[yergranontoast]

to Tayvar its funny u should say monkeys homeland is africa cos humans originated from africa and chinasherry1961 God dosnt exist, if god is supposedly almighty could he make a rock so big that he couldnt lift it? if he could he would be incapable of lifting it therefore hes not almighty and if he couldnt then he is incapable of doing so therefore hes not almighty

[jayssonjohnny]

GOD Does exist retard, call it what You want, You'll see Ass Gerbil :D

[pontai]

eh XD its made up! you will see

[garmkirk]

Yes we are monkeys, but it is not all bad, a lot of monkeys are striving to improve themselves and the world we live in. The sooner the other monkeys are educated and realize we are monkeys and have evolved into very intelligent monkeys with now loads of potential and realize we have wasted a lot of valuable time creating Gods for ourselves and then wasting even more time worshiping and fighting over our invented imaginary Gods the better off we will be.

[thisisnotbrighteyes]

dude if only everyone was on the same page as us...

[Salami888]

where's my bannana

[rdawta]

hey hey its the monkeys!!!

[Tayvar]

there is no doubt, that those who think themselfs as monkeys, are monkeys. dont those that make this crap heard about something that call evolution ?, by God or by nature, from who or from what, I dont care. I know that monkeys homeland is africa, and it still full with all kind of monkeys that look and think as monkeys. all monkeys welcome to join them. but me on the other hand called human, part of the most intelligent creatures that known to live in the universe. did you get it monkey?

[chinasherry1961]

your full of crap. There is only one God and God created us and the universe.

[thisisnotbrighteyes]

what about all the other gods?

[wroel]

This video was created by monkey..BUT one monkey in different country where lives other bunch of monkeys, which speaks other language than other bunch of monkeys, have different habits than other bunch monkeys,have different currency and so on THINKS ITS GREAT!! :)

[c00000000g]

I'm a hateful monkey, how sad.

[imfromtambunan]

is it wrong if i hump a chimp?

[TheGrizzLab]

What's that song in the beginning? It sounds so familiar but I forgot where I heard it from.

[almasofia3210]

For a monkey we are not that bad, but a monkey never the less. Well, I shall be a cute smart monkey If we r going to lie to ourselves lets do it right, right? I

hope to be one of those that can acept who I am: a monkey, so what? I enjoyed the video. I give

[garysephel]

Leont64 Dam it! Your quote is classic ignorance. (Never mind if we are really apes or not. And forget about the evolution thing). Yeah I'll just forget all about the evolution thing, you should write speeches for Bush.

[chongatoka]

Ho Hum, Enormous Yawn.

[adishunem]

its so much bad....

you r monkey not us !

[corinnajune]

wow, this is great :0)

[xckelly]

dance monkeys dance!! lol

[letsutoobe]

me too lol

[cinemuso]

With John Travolta. Great moment.

[anut5]

I've already known all this for quite a while now, this organizes all of in a clever way. It's all very true.

[superscar69]

well this vid put me in my place i always thought i was special and tried to do my bit for "monkeykind" but find that we are all the same. how sad that we should live like this.

[bv20061302]

another monkey story told by a monkey. this is just a deceiving wordgame.

[juleswinns]

great video. love the "bleeps". It kept my attention. I thought the "slide projection" effect emphasized the message. Did

[godscuttingyoudown]

their will come a time when those that refuse to see the true will not be able to escape it when its everywhere and death will be a preferable option than to step into the new age.

[rsoto21]

Well, the *other* monkeys (chimps, for instance) also live in tribes/troops which kill and hate each other. They even have wars among troops.

[Elderberry4]

Great video, humans try to separate themselves from the natural world which they are apart of . This is probably one the key concept that is the cause of our destructive behavior. It is taboo, almost never talked about or challenged. You have challenged this separation in a most entertaining and thoughtful way. Thank you.

[HippiesRbad]

cool monkey is a much better word the human say human outloud do you laugh? no u dont. now say monkey outloud...your laughing arnt you?

[Timelessessence]

THANK YOU :D

bless the monkey, lol

[vomgrady]

I never saw it like that before. So simple, so obvious. What can I do about it? Something simple and obvious, you'd imagine. Hippie idiots.

[Satyagara]

Monkeys spend their time watching hilarious videos like this, which was made by a monkey, on youtube, a website monkeys like to use to contact other monkeys.

[crazilisious4ever]

my favorite one is "the monkeys are polluting and raping their planet like there's no tomorrow!" lol that was just hilarious

[hccrforever]

They should put this video in primary school^^

As we will already be aware of the fact that humanity is a f***** scumbag XD

[senstine]

yeah well your mom is a monkey

[shayeeX]

This is good video...and to think it was made by a monkey.

[RexNunc]

Yet, the monkeys havent found a way to co-exist peacefully.

[RexNunc]

Austrolopithecus ROOLZ!! woo hoo lol

[visitor48]

Boy, that guy sure likes to say "monkeys" a lot.

[jokyfo]

DUmmie Underground is full of traitors.

I have called out FIGHTINGIRISH and MATCOM and both of them have backed down.

This is AZ Joe and I challenge any faggot Liberal to take me on. Come on Cunts!

[Travelwise65]

Ah yes, here we have a case in point. Thank you for publicly exhibiting yourself as a Freeper howler monkey, thumping it's chest in futility from it's mother's basement. Such an angry, hateful monkey you are! Unfortunately, the other monkeys are not impressed.

[elfcounsul]

Violence is for those who feel they cannot compete in the marketplace of ideas. I'm a veteran, call me a traitor if you think it will make you feel better about yourself.

[Julietjeske]

We are actually closer to apes than monkeys but it is still a great video. Apes don't have tails, monkeys do. Chimps share a great deal of our DNA, Chimps are apes.

[elfcounsul]

I had a girlfriend with a tail. It wasn't very long, maybe an inch, but a tail none the less. She was really cute, but guys would be grossed out buy her tail. I wasn't, she was much more than her cute little tail.

[bebelionQC]

This is an awesome video!!!

[guyglowmore1]

right fucking on. there's monkeys and then there's consumers. and then there's the super consumers, fastronauts accelerating the quickening. most of them never had minds to even lose

[arivera3426]

2:01 is the best comment.

[supernovia1st]

Are you saying humans are the only creature that chooses happiness or its opposite, and that we're pathetic for it?

[0mactube]

Yup...struth that you are a guilt ridden monkey hater...check yourself into a zoo or better, off with you to Africa with the Chimps and Gorillas where you can live without the restraints of civilization.

[tarnzee]

the same monkeys that taught you how to post videos on youtube...your an idiot...and monkeys think youre an idiot aswell..

[ecrv1234]

.... and you are the real monkey!!!

[ffilchtaeh]

Who were the first monkeys to train all the monkeys to come to be so messed up?

[paulh1970]

Some apes believe they have been selected for evolvement into higher understanding. But they have only locked themselves further into their own aloneness. Beautiful unfortunate apes.

[kidderowski]

It shows what mindless fools the modern human race are today. Its not political at all, to point out that we behave like idiots.

It looks more like comedy to me!

[Leont64]

Dam it! Never mind if we are really apes or not. And forget about the evolution thing. Look at the basic message. We are messed up. Dam it, if only people could accept every one else, we would be happy. Forget the colors, the genders, the homosexuals, religions, countries. Just accept each other. Its a fantastic movie which talks about our us in a fantastic way. All we have to do is listen to the message and the, monkey see, monkey do.

[supernovia1st]

I dunno, is that the message or is that message that everything we do (such as falling in love) is pointless?

[elfcounsul]

Does there really need to be a point?

[dleddy1414]

Gibbons, chimps, gorillas, orangutans and homosapiens are all apes. There are no monkeys shown in this trite, simplistic, ignorant piece of propaganda.

[dleddy1414]

Scientific illiteracy, as demonstrated here, is pervasive among both left and right. And this leftist sounds like he's rounding the circle to fascism, that place where left meets right.

[dleddy1414]

Actually, human beings are apes, not monkeys. But some apes in the Homosapien genus behave like monkeys, like the scientifically ignorant, politically motivated, and very negative ape that made this video. While our species of ape has its tragedies, it also produces beautiful things, like art, music, dance, a desire for responsible self- understanding, empathy and growth. Many start by understanding the evolutionary creation of their body and mind. Others just scream angrily, like monkeys.

[supernovia1st]

Ditto. Thanks for typing that out for me :)

[msvsomm]

we must evolve from the prime evil state i guess..

i concur humans have alot of evolving to do,

[starwarez73]

Monkey Gone To Heaven

[shannon5548]

hahah omg everyone chill who is taking this so seriously. ITS A JOKE and its funny so calm down and just laugh,

[jdiggly88]

DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!!!!

[tarview]

Wait...are you talking about evolution? Because evolution doesn't claim that we're monkeys; only that humans and monkeys evolved from the same species. That wouldn't make us monkeys.

I also notice that most of the "heat" in these comments is coming from those who agree with you. Use of profanity, IMHO, is definitely NOT a sign of evolution (if evolution were true).

Also, nothing is ever "obviously" true, as at least one person has said. Claims require evidence to abe accepted as truth.

[Think0n]

-Claims require evidence to be accepted as truth.

I'm curious,evident to who?

How do you quantify evidence, according to who and what?

just wondering

[tarview]

It's my understanding that if you state, in a public forum, that something is "obvious" that you are implying it is universally obvious. Otherwise, you should qualify your statement by stating that it is obvious "to me." As that was not done in the comment I read, I explained that in order to convince the skeptic to accept the claim as truth, evidence must be supplied.

To answer your question, this would also imply that the evidence must be universal, since we are dealing with a public forum.

[MyWorldView]

Fantastic video! 5/5

[alexisrios1976]

We're monkeys after all...

[nish105]

haha...at 2:11 on the bottom right corner...that religion is pastafirian....its when u worship a giant pasta god...seriously....type it up on google...its really weird....

[nisseflangan]

Great! I always had this in my mind and now somebody expressed it for me!! Thanks for a great video!!

[storminapuddle]

fcuk everyone, who doesn't got the point... you're the dumb monkeys... just sit and watch again... this video is grand...

[fumystyka]

Y sound smart but information is not knowledge which you lack of. If You want to send a message search within. Monkeys Dont destroy the planet. Even though Darwin was half right theres a gap of 100.000 years. We are hu-man, different than a monkey and with need of understanding what we are. Because We ARE something else or you think y evolved alone with no "intervention". Science without spirit, y have much to learn and y will learn.

[jananaqua]

i am NOT a monkey....

i know i was created in GODS image...

and GOD made me beautiful...thanks!!!

[muslimicbreathe]

its little silly..

because if we are from monkeys why there are still monkeys and why they developed but why do the people dont develop???

hiiiimmmm....

[Mrpaulgs]

We did not evolve from monkeys - we share a common ancestor with monkeys.

Its the same way an Ostritch and a chicken are related - they had a common ancestor one did not evolve from the other.

[Amoon191]

great video

because we all are monkeys, that's the truth

[ozzyxs]

we are all monkeys! monkeys making a lot of mistakes from starting by not believing we are monkeys

[jananaqua]

i see you made sure that no BLACK people were int this video.

[snuffsan]

I saw a couple

[genitor2007]

Excuse me. but humans are the most severe, serious, or dangerous in the planet. Cause deliberate, irreparable damage to our big house....

˘¿exist another?

[GooseHuntCunt]

That is the truth. I applaud someone who is able to take such a good objective look at us, but the sad truth is we fucked up so bad that the regular monkies are so much better than us. You don't see them mass-killing one another to stop themselves being scared by a phantom threat.

[lilmissgothickchick]

it was good

but if we are monkeys why did only some of us evolve and the others stay as monkeys ?????

awnser that

if u can :)

[me1044]

In this context, the people-monkeys just created a word like "evolve" to set themselves apart from the other monkeys. Just because the monkeys are smart, it does not make them any different than any other monkey.

[party247sometimes]

same reason there are still creatures in the sea and amphibians in the world

[robertmcc01]

That is an easy one. Now think about this a minute. Why have so many humans from other countries came to the U.S. and over the last one hundred years, Some humans have evolved very quickly? Some that have come here just in the last ten years can speak our language very well but then there are some that have been here since the 1600's and you still cannot understand them? Some choose to evolve

and some choose not to. nuff said

[ishmahal1111]

so speaking english means to evolve. Please, I speak five languages. How many do you speak? Probably just one. Americans are sooo limited to one language and now everyone hates us and refuse to speak English in Europe hahahaha! However, we can't even go to Europe since we can't afford it with our miserable worthless dollars. I am glad we are evolving.

[robertmcc01]

Well my friend, You misunderstood what I was saying.

I was talking about people that are only from this country. If ya really need to know, I speak japanese. Two dialects of Chinese (cantonese and Mandrin) Two dialects of Vietnamese (North and south) and just enough Russian to get me into trouble. And two variations of spanish (Texmex and New Mexico)

That should do it. What I was talking about is the slaughter of the english language after a person was born and raised here. Wakatimaska?

[robertmcc01]

The peoples of other countries that immigrated here over one hundred years ago and before has already been taught the proper

pronunciation of our language. So, their children and grandchildren should already know better. People that are new here are not to blame because they can only do their best.

Slang is another issue. Exp. There is nothing wrong with an accent but to slaughter english they way some have only shows laziness.

[iiviiviigrant]

wow... i never comment but this clip moved me... well done

[tattoo34rome]

GREAT VID! SO TRUE

[firesofutopia]

oh oh oh ahh ahh ahh

[paaatriiing]

scared the heck out of me, no kidding. o_O

[dugudonz]

Hee Hooo we're the Monkeys!! Funny stuff,Cheerio

[abydos2]

sweet ass vid dude -- its all true obviously ... especially the oil, thas y uk an us r in iraq - oil!

[poodlepiglet]

funny cool video, but it did not make me feel like we are monkeys.

[BigBrother187]

am a funny monkey!!!!

[silvercool2k]

Bravo!! Bravo!! great interesting but you have to be very careful with the monkeys I mean uhh.. People because some monkeys are not liking this video, anyways I enjoyed it :)

[Jabe88]

Eat your hearts out fucking creationists! when will u ever accept the FACT that we are just evolved MONKEYS? Heil Evolution!

[JERMUNLOL]

HAHahAAAHAHAH

[Katiemofo]

Wow ... that explains alot :)

[crewenipple]

this vid is fucking cool

[party247sometimes]

cause I wanted to

[nuffels]

why'd you post this again?

[ThaipRighter]

lool, funny vid*

well, a zebra didn't evolve from a horse, or a duck from a goose, and they aren't completley the same.

Same goes for us, we are distant relatives from ape, but didn't evolve from a small monkey.

But it was entertaining nontheless. :P

[pookz86]

your just another monkey! Face it. Ape - monkeys... same shit.

[BullyBiFF]

and im a Gorilla, so by natures law I can own you :P

Cuz im stronger :D and the strongest survive :P.

[pookz86]

HAHAHAHAHA! U STOOGE! im a CHIMP!

[BCBGirl1023]

impressive

[Foamzykiiiins]

Couldn't disagree more.

[kikkochu]

i agree to dissagree with Foamzykiiiins, if we were monkeys,we wouldnt be called humans.

[looni3]

Humans are primates, as are gorillas, and chimpanzees

In fact Chimpanzees, gorillas and humans are all classed as Great Apes

[Vaynor]

...Are you serious?

"if we were mammals,we wouldnt be called apes"

[oskrock]

couldn`t agree more

[BabbonRamone]

I'm a baboon

[murCock]

lol