Added: 4 months ago
From: 5secondfilms
Views: 115,632
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (265)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • 5FS, I come to your page to see funny original sketches from you guys, not actual 60s PSAs.

    Stop digging through your attics and get back to film making.

  • The clap at the end is the best hahaha

  • Press 5 for the pedo smile.

  • It happens.

  • honey put down that gun

    *put off sunglasses*

    youre too weak to pull the trigger

    YYEEAAHH!

  • AMMURCA FUCK YER!

  • Now make me a sammich!

  • Epic Hi5

  • lol at first, i thought it said "Sexism Slaves"

  • @BoyKillBoy123 haha me too :p

  • Only me hearing this? "Honey put down that duck, you're too weak to pull the trigger" .

  • HATER! put down the your finger! You are too weak to dislike it.

  • @Zalamedas turns out I wasn't.

  • goodfellas 

  • LOL

  • i love the quiet little "awesome" that goes along with the high five. lol

  • Honey, put down that duck.

  • Amurica

  • Thats not even 5 seconds...........

  • @MrPorsche27 1 second intro 2 second ending, why the fuck does everyone have to explain this

  • Funny, he actually said "duck" instead of "gun". Silly 5sf

  • im a girl and i have to say.... that was pretty damn funny XD

  • god blass amareca

  • @Triffgits LMFAO AMARECA???

  • @F7dim YE HEARD ME

    GOD BLASS MARACA

  • @Triffgits that really doesn`t even looks like america now xD

  • @ZoomlessDude

    Joke --->

    vv Head vv

  • @Triffgits :O

  • Honey, put down the duck, you're too weak to pull the trigger.

  • honey, pull down the duck

  • The high five made my fuckin' day.

  • Why did he have to say it to rhyme with nigga?

  • @GrannyGroovinGravity Because sexism and racism are American past times, and I'll be damned if you try to change that sir.

  • @ProxAyeMox you're right, its only exclusive to America

    *trollface*

  • @MantisTobagganMD problem?

  • @ProxAyeMox Aware, very aware

  • Now thats the American dream

  • trigga

  • assholes in a nutshell

  • AMEDICA

  • Trigga.

  • RAMIREZ! HIGH FIVE!

  • Weak to hold the gun, but strong enough to make him a turkey dinner

  • @Kingcobra752 With gravy?

  • @orly444 And with Turkey Daily magazines

  • AMURICA

  • @zsykle You nigga. You stole my comment!

  • "asom"

  • this is the most awesome "... awesome (!)" ever said ... ever ^^

  • why does this man not have an acting career. He could do so much more and probably make way funnier movies than the junk hollywood keeps shitting out.

  • 40's In a Nutshell

  • i thought it was Jesus that saves.

  • i like to wear my glasses when i'm having sex too

  • maybe when he took of his glass she realized she was the woman

  • AMURCA

  • @veermujdahn FUCK YEAH!

  • Put down that duck!

  • I like the muffled "awesome" before the high-five.

  • @hoeraufist Execelent comment! That should be Sexism saves II !:D ahahaha

  • omg make it loop XD

  • @martinthomsen2009 Delete the "tube" in the URL, and replace it with "repeat"

  • He's that guy from the X-Files that makes people believe whatever he says! :o

  • MERICA HURRPDEEDUUURRRRR HRRRRRR

  • 'MERICA!!

  • Comment removed

  • take a vagina orchard, count 1-2-3, spin it around and then you get a third-whirled-cunt-tree

  • @ayoopdog easy there bo burnham...

  • That made me laugh, :D

  • gonna go watch Mad Men now...

  • did anyone hear him mumble 'awesome'?

    i did..... after watching this 10 times

  • Why can't ALL movies be done this way

  • Honey, put down that gun.

    *secretly takes off glasses*

    Your to weak to pull the trigger...

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • @traysUtube your?

  • @traysUtube You're

  • @traysUtube Too

  • This is NOT a CUNTRY!

  • The face on the girl in the bed is PRICELESS!!! :D

  • Thought it was "Sexism slaves"

  • @rbendix Holy crap, I had to re-read the name multiple times before I realized it wasn't that.

  • @rbendix You made me realize that it wasn't that.

  • @rbendix I thought so too XD

  • @rbendix me too..

  • @rbendix I did too. Strange huh?

  • @rbendix omgg same

  • haha 8 sec

  • Was he sleeping with his doughter?

  • Wszyscy od GNOMKA :D

  • 'Mericuuuuuuh!

  • It worked! Hi Five!

  • Try this at home, kids.

  • but I made tera misue

  • hahhaha its funny cuz its true

  • AMERICA

  • MURKA

  • PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!

  • 'Merica

  • lol at teh Bald Eagle at the end, thats my gamertag/alias XD

  • Bravo

  • I'm drunk. This is awesome.

  • Too weak to pull a fine turkey dinner?

  • Dude she must have really weak fingers if she can't pull the trigger. You only need a couple of pounds of pressure for a double action.

  • @SALordBaxter way to kill a joke. hahaha

  • @SALordBaxter To be fair, she IS a woman.

  • Well, at least he isn't racist.

  • ...YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH o wait, NNNOOOOOOOOOO

  • Anachronism! The high five wasn't invented until 1963 when Robert MacNamara found out about JFK's affair with Marylin Monroe. Read a book, people!

  • Honey, put down that duck. you're too weak to pull the triggar.

  • 10 women disliked this.

  • hes a pilgram

  • man if she was my wife i wouldn't cheat on her

  • @B1gT22 you would once she stopped putting out.

  • @heysmall thats sorta shallow :\

  • @bekmdjdf really? you gonna go for the moral high ground on this video?

  • I thought it said sex slaves....

  • @mark223322 lol, same here...... -disappointed-

  • something similar happened in american dad & just as funny

  • She's got 99 problems but childbirth ain't one.

  • AMERICA!!

  • I also read it as sexism slaves....

  • @Justin3point0 i read the comment first so i cant tell for true if it was natural or ive got influenced

  • Successful cheating venture high-five!

  • don't really understand if she is able to hold the gun , squeezing the trigger should not be a difficult task at all

  • @jpx7x You're obviously dumb, by mean weak, he didn't mean physical weak you retard.

  • @jpx7x Pulling the trigger is way harder than holding the gun.

  • we didn't see him dramatically remove his glasses! I feel cheated! Now I know how she feels!

  • That eagle was just the best part.

  • I like it that the top comment has more likes then the video! lol

  • I like how the usa is considered traditionally sexist when it is the LEAST sexist country in the world.

  • @RealKeenan

    [citation needed]

  • @RealKeenan Actually it is the most (to males.)

  • @amoungthefree I see what you did there!

    lolololol :U

  • @RealKeenan Indeed.

  • @RealKeenan Look at the simpsons or the old george lopez tv show (in both of them the wife is smarter then the retarded husband.)

  • @amoungthefree You're right. And Family Guy as well...just off the top of my head.

  • @RealKeenan Especially when us good old Brits had treat women like that for over 600 years.

  • Holy shit! How can the top-comments have som many thumbs up??

  • boy a lot of people sure are dyslexic.

  • Honey hold down that duck...

  • I love how the gun doesn't even a open Barrel.

  • @BlueRushAlt i accidentally 93 mb of rar files

  • the top comments always have more likes than the video itself xD

  • that highfive really made the joke more awesome :D

  • Why so many sexism jokes recently? :p

  • 5sf top comments are always rated so high.

  • AMURICA

  • @777pixlemap it's ameericuh DIP SHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheVortex741 No, no it's not.

  • @TheVortex741 449 people agree with me.

  • @TheVortex741 I regret to inform you that this, most definitely, is not the correct pronunciation of the word "America". However, if you do seek the correct pronunciation, it is as follows; [uh-mer-i-kuh]. If you do not believe this is correct, then I welcome any and all corrections.

  • @2litersam your retarded it's a fucking joke you dumb ass everyone knows how to say america your a dumb fuck

  • @TheVortex741 The way you put your first comment and all subsequent comments, none of them sounded like jokes, and they were bad jokes to boot #Don'tbeadick #L2befunny

  • @TheVortex741 Although I respect every persons judgement, I do believe it is you sir who is the "dumb ass". Allow me to explain. I will first start the "dumb" reference. For it is you who is lacking intelligence and good judgement. It is clearly visible that I am just being a troll if the internet. Now onto the "ass" section of your comment. You, very clearly, are being the "ass" at this moment. With your rudeness and uncomprehending actions towards others. I bid thee farewell, and good luck.

  • @2litersam quit trying to act smart dumb shit your being uncomprehending you can't understand basic things, go to hell.

  • @TheVortex741 trolololololololololololololol­

  • What? I could have sworn it said Sexism Slaves......

  • the eagle trademark of sexism is official

  • Let the Sandwich Comments Flood!