Mario vs. Bibleman

[Beastkingzetta]

the only time mario do a FATILITY

[Sublime570]

I haven't played a Mario game since N64. When the fuck did he get the power to make flame balls fly out of his hands?

[TheLegitMan93]

@Sublime570 Super Mario Bros. for the NES for eating a fire flower.

[pbrskater26]

damn thats funny!!!!

[4fromK]

@HamonLord

you aren't meant to feed them

[HamonLord]

@4fromK what does that supposed to mean?

[artmusingeeroftrades]

This is the most stupidiouse vid eva

[MinWilliamJosephWWM]

Loved the double dragon music (that brought back memories) but didn't like the ending LOL

[HamonLord]

I'm a Christian and a Mario fan and I have to say whoo hoo for Mario!

[RottenEggCreations]

@HamonLord how dare ye say mario can kick jesus's ass and rape his mouth!

[HamonLord]

@RottenEggCreations *sigh* exactly why would you think that my last post was supposed to be a dig against Jesus, when I stated I was both a christian and a mario fan? And this is Mario vs. Bibleman, not Mario vs. Jesus. Read the title and description.

[MsPandaRosa]

@RottenEggCreations

Mario would not worry about Jesus, his real concern is this RoboCop with the bad paint job.

[DoctorPretorious616]

Hilarious video! Using the opening themes from Mega Man 2 and Double Dragon was a nice touch.

[exphut]

this was dumb

[skiddidydat]

fuck captian bible up mario!! we dont need his propeganda.

[PandaMishima]

@skiddidydat

but Chrisitians do need a good laugh at ourselves!

[PickPikmin]

And I thought I was the only person who has even heard of Bibleman! Fear the vegetables Pikachu! FEAR THEM!

[livingoutloud40]

i don't even want to think about what happen to the actor of the bibleman antagonist.

[KintarosTiger]

I laughed when those dumb Veggietales vegetables popped up.

[Kayleahful]

This is silly, it a cute/ adorable way. :D

[PandaMishima]

Bible Man, Bible Man,

Does whatever the Bible can...

[Abradrake2]

Are you an atheist or something Bob? (If so its ok, I am too)

Ps great video, show it to Geerup or Jeezus freek 777

[bubuzila]

FAIL

[starchild1alien]

bible man isnt trying to be God but walk like jesus to spread the good news of Gods love and help others. whats so gay or bad about that?

[skiddidydat]

@starchild1alien I'm starting to think that religious people have slight brain damage. if you wanna de-educate your self with that Jesus blabber please don't make us intelligent people with common sense have to listen to your bullshit. your lucky in america were not killing you Christians like they would some parts of the earth when you try to force your fairy tales on us even though i think that's what most of you deserve.

[GenyaAvacado]

@skiddidydat

Um Fuck You , dont go around threatening people. Who is we when youre talking about genocide. Intelligent people with common sense dont go around killing people who have different views..or DO THEY..eeerrr...we...ahhhh...mu­h BRAIN IS ON FIRE...Go Play GODHAND

[PandaMishima]

@skiddidydat

Now go say that in the main square in Mecca and I will think on what you say.

[norske5000]

@starchild1alien The problem is that it is a very bad video game it would say it is so bad that playing it would be the same as buring a bible. Wichto my understanding is an act of blasphemy .

P.S m not christian

[PandaMishima]

@starchild1alien

Well, one thing that's bad is that Bibleman can't demonstrate God's power without everyone breaking up laughing.

[JacobAranza]

I am currently hosting a Bibleman discussion on my Youtube channel. Please click on my name above and share your comments and stories on this legendary hero!

[Behemoth941]

Mario would kick his ass!!! but satan would kick jesuses ass if he was real!! but since god isnt real he cant!!!

[PandaMishima]

@Behemoth941

So why are you even watching this?

[SirDeckardCain]

Bibleman loves little boys just like preachers do.

[quizzicalblue]

this video is a bit gay on multiple levels.

[Nightshift10000]

I know that the first Two Songs come from Mega Man But where does the third one come from?

[KulakxFilms]

bibleman is FOR KIDS, i never expected to see a bunch of grown men make fun of a children show, this is the future of our society, a bunch of propaganda spreading people that just simply despise christianity, its funny how sad you all are

[GuillermoSmyser]

@KulakxFilms I am a christian and I don't think he is hating on Christianity expressly but rather the sillyness and propaganda spewed by bible man.

I don't think Bibleman deserves the same reverence as God.

[PandaMishima]

@KulakxFilms

Yeah, but some things are just crying out to be made fun of, especially a Robo-cop wannabe with a bad paint job.

[mrwhiteout1]

was it me! was it just me! or did mario look evil. haha!

[Videofool12]

this was awesome . I like the part where mario kiks the purple geezers head off .bibleman is a retard and thr effects are done by a 4-year old on paint. this is for brainless bible-bashers.gooo marioooo!!!!!

[AutoActionCam]

The costume and theatrics are for the kids.

It is hard to compete with cartoons about black magic, demon herding, and blatent new world order brainwashing....

so he gots a suit and some sabres tv is competetive. it's the only show exposing satan's lies. most shows are all about being demon trainers and things.

[PandaMishima]

@AutoActionCam

do you realize how hard it is to paper train a demon?

[AutoActionCam]

People can't handle the fact that bible man exposes the demonic world to children. Yes there are demons. No such things as ghosts or dead relatives floating around. They are disembodied spirits that have allegiance to Lucifer.

[Kamikuru77]

@AutoActionCam BITCH NIGGER I'M A DEMON OF LUST AND GLUTTONY AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE A GLUTTON AND DRINK MY BEER AND EAT MY FINE CUT MEATS AND FAP TO PORN AND MAKE LOVE TO MY GF OUT OF WEDLOCK!

[PandaMishima]

@Kamikuru77

Well, really!

[AutoActionCam]

He tells scriptures to battle demonic world we live in. Jesus hasn't come back and put them in a prison for 100o years... so we gotta deal with the demons right now. IF you make fun of this stuff.. that doesn't mean you are the devil...

it just means you don't have eyes to see or ears to hear

[AutoActionCam]

when jesus comes back he's gonna pour god's spirit over the whole world so they can have eyes to see and ears to hear.

Also no demons to seduce, distract, or attack.

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[AutoActionCam]

Bible man is lead by God to teach kids about discernment of demons.

He gives perfect scripture for every situation.

If you someone laughs at bible man, it's caused they are being influenced by the enemy.

( don't worry even King David Numbered Israel and was tempted by the enemy) and he's gonna rule under Jesus in the Kingdom.

Remember, when the apostles asked what their reward for following was gonna be?

[zab666]

everyone who thinks he is lead by god is called a fundamentalist.

[quzzy10]

they only wanted to make this programe because they havent got nothing else to work on as shitter as this

[artorwar]

Hahaha. Influenced by the enemy? I think bibleman is hilarious. Maybe I am the enemey? Anyway I've got crack induced sodomy to be getting on with. Thanks to Charlie Brooker for showing me the light...

[PandaMishima]

"influenced by the enemy..." So if I think this purple-armored Scripture-spouting Robocop wannabe is ridiculous I'm in the Devil's thrall? I dunno, the idea may have merit in principle, but in execution keeps falling flat on its face.

Personally I prefer Davey and Goliath.

[PandaMishima]

@AutoActionCam

"If someone laughs at Bible man..." hoo boy am I in trouble!

[madax132]

@AutoActionCam Good to see you made a youtube account Willie but you're not fooling anyone.

[ADeadlierSnake]

This is also coming from a christian. mario kicks biblemans ass because bibleman is a horrible idea. plain and simple.

[AutoActionCam]

If you read the bible, you would know that bible man is actually teaching children the TRUTH.

He is being attacked because satan wants you to take the mark of the beast.

[JuicyfruitJoshua]

Haha! Mario is a messenger of Satan, apparently. Go Mario!

[PandaMishima]

Yes, but even the Truth doesn't stand being completely distorted like this. And the last time I looked, Satan doesn't look anything like Mario.

[artorwar]

He looks like sonic and he plays like megaman but in his defense he has great sound and the control system is top notch.

[PandaMishima]

Who you talking about, Satan, Mario, or Bibleman? When you start talking GameGeek it gets interesting.

[artorwar]

Haha Satan. I think that is a good composite for an anti Christ.

[PandaMishima]

Definitely make a great video Boss!

[quzzy10]

what about evolution retard.

[PandaMishima]

God made us humans from the apes so that we would not be proud, and to prove He has a sense of humor. So there.

[whyme909i]

thank god for mario kick Biblemans ass

thats comin from someone that belives in god

[zerolegends22]

this was stupid

[nobunagaspectre]

Dude, I'm a Christian, and i probably hate this hack more than any of you do. It's kinda hard when your cause is in the hands of this....

At this rate everyone's going to hell... even me T_T

[JDBW]

NOT COOL!!@

[Vorhias]

This is how completely stupid Bibleman was, all you need to know about the "franchise"? as a whole can be summed up like this:

His arch-enemy was a guy named "Wacky Protestor."

[PandaMishima]

Too bad this never became a real video game, might be pretty cool!

[Yimsung123]

Bibleman tells the kids the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greenstonetiki]

Bibleman is wearing the suit of the devil. I think Mario is cool.

[PreacherDude7]

Bibleman maybe a very bad show, but It doesn't brainwash kids.

And I know they need better programmers

and more ideas than what they currently have, but atleast the kids aren't watching some crap that can damage their way of thinking and turn them from jesus.

But i'm old enough to control my self from Power Rangers and other ridiculous stuff, I even saw HSM3 yesterday (which by the way was very good.)

But if this is all we can give for kids, I'll take it.

[moviebob]

Speaking only for myself: IMO, if a TV SHOW can turn someone away from Jesus, that someone's faith was probably in the "needs improvement" column to begin with.

[GenyaAvacado]

@moviebob

Maybe he means worship as in taking away. Its sick what some people will dedicate their lives to.

[Greenstonetiki]

No. Who gives a crap about Bibleman these days. He's a lothesome hero. I HATE HIM! You even know what that mother fucker did to me? He tried to take over Alan and Morris. BIBLEMAN SHOULD DIE IMMEDIETLY! MAKING IT A PAINFUL DEATH!

[PandaMishima]

I agree, but ONLY if it's at the hands of our hero Mario, and Sonic too.

[Greenstonetiki]

Yeah. Those guys weren't bad. But if Bibleman tried to overthrow Alan and Morris. Which he did, I'm going to say he's evil!

[PandaMishima]

I never said he was not.

Now here's real evil for you: Bibleman teamed up with Captain Planet at his worst! At bother thier worst! The mind reels.

[Greenstonetiki]

Who's Captain Planet?

[PandaMishima]

He's this blue dude in a red suit who does for Saving the Earth what Bibleman does for Saving Souls. Look him up, you will not believe your eyes or ears.

[Greenstonetiki]

Naw. Who cares?

[PandaMishima]

You can Google the name or check YouTube, he's there. Trust me, he may be a Secular Humanist and therefore Eee-vil, but in every other way he's on a level with our Christian Crusader.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

i find this anti religious and well distasteful which is a shame cause i like his other vids

[runedermilot]

Crusades are distasteful.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

it was also hundreds of years ago

[KakiHat]

Under false theological pretenses. FU stinking Holy Roman Empire! May the souls of Martian Luther dance on your grave!

[PandaMishima]

Uh, the Holy Roman Empire hasn't been around since the early 1800s. And it wasn't Roman, and not really an empire, and it really wasn't very holy either.

[Greenstonetiki]

You mean the Holy Roman Emperors? Yeah. Well, look at FREDERICK I HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR. He looks like a God.

[PandaMishima]

Okay, but "looks like" is one thing, IS is quite another.

[Greenstonetiki]

Look on wikipedia.

[PandaMishima]

I did. He looks handsome enough, but he's been dead over 800 years. You think Bibleman might take up his cause?

[Greenstonetiki]

Dunno. Have you seen MAXIMILIAN I HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR yet?

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@runedermilot

Like a former former pastor I once had said (about the Crusades), "You can't advance Christianity with the sword." In the end, all you can do is tell people the Gospel and let them decide whether to accept it. What they do with what you have told them is between them and God.

[runedermilot]

@A1l2l2e2n4

Unfortunately, that's not what most pastors, televangelists and e-preachers have to say.

[cromartiedropout1]

Lol I was half expecting Pikachu to start noming on the Veggie Tales.

[Galden172007]

I think it's a very effective way to bring the truth to younger viewers. Don't mind if you spam me but if you ask me you should open up a bible :). Bibleman kicks the crap out of temptation and doubt roflawlz I am 18 years old and think it's great.

[KojiTsunami]

See? That means you were brainwashed by Bibleman as a small child. "Don't give children the knowledge they need to make their own choices about their beliefs, tell them what they believe!" That's the entire driving force behind that sort of crap.

[runedermilot]

As long as kids understand that he and his goals are as much based on fiction as Mario is, I'm ok with it.

[bringsan90]

It's pretty cool.

[iskunder]

This video was equally gay as bible man...

[bunnasoo2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I really thought Bible Man had to be a joke when I first heard about it. This is really funny, well done!

[Fjarhultian]

The start, where Evil Bible Man's face was on the sky, I recognize that scene, with another villain...

[wito914]

that would be streets of rage that your remembering

[Xero817]

Capcom wants a refund!!!!

[westhamhaz]

i dnt really oppose people who believe in a god i just have a lower opinion of them

[bobmaster321]

love the double dragon song. =)

[Onirayushizobura]

And for the record, I am not atheist.

[NinjaxPrime]

Then you would be... ?

[Onirayushizobura]

Agnostic.

[NinjaxPrime]

I've always wondered what the difference is.

[Onirayushizobura]

Go Wikipedia it, that should give you a good answer.

[graph180]

I'm curious. Where on the spectrum do you see yourself?

[Onirayushizobura]

Well, I like to base things on fact, and proof. But I have yet to see(that doesn't mean that there isn't, I just haven't seen it) any evidence of God's existence. But, I also haven't seen any evidence that says he couldn't have existed.

So, I don't worship him, but I also don't think that he couldn't exist. I am not sure so I am pretty much neutral in this battle.

[graph180]

Empirical Agnosticism? Interesting.

Hmm...you are a rare bird indeed. Most of our human brethren deal in extremes. Neutrality and/or spiritual openness is an increasingly rare trait.

I apologize if my question seemed too prying.

[Onirayushizobura]

Don't worry about it.

[anchoredwunderlust]

most people ive ever met are agnostic *shrugs*

[AstraRabbit01]

And I agree on this statment.

[Onirayushizobura]

My statement, or the guy that asked me?

[AstraRabbit01]

both actually.

[cromartiedropout1]

That's pretty much how I am, too. We just don't know, and can't prove, if there is a God or whatever.

[Gearz86]

lol this was great. 5/5

[raisethealarm7]

well made =)

[ByrdieFae]

Man, I remember being forced to watch an ep of Bibleman...*shudder*

[NinjaxPrime]

What? Nothing better to do than mock Christiaity? I don't mock you for not believing in God! If other Christians do, than they're aren't practicing their beliefs and I cna't do anything about it. But why must you insult those of us who actually are trying to follow Christ?

[PandaMishima]

Making fun of a Scriptute-quoting Robocop with a bad paint job is not exactly mocking Christ. The idea wasn't all bad, but Bibleman has got to be one of the most absurd heros I've ever seen! Leading children to Jesus should not have to make you gag or break up laughing.

[Onirayushizobura]

"But why must you insult those of us who actually are trying to follow Christ? "

You pretty much answered your own question.

[NinjaxPrime]

I don't follow you. What's wrong with a religion that teaches you to be more concerned with others than yourself? In fact, what is wrong with the rules promoted by the ten commandments? Even atheists must agree that murder, stealing, adultery, etc. are all bad ideas.

[Onirayushizobura]

I never said anything was wrong with that. All of the religious people I know are good and kind people. But then again, most of those people don't know about or ignore all of the intolerance and injustice that can be found in the Holy Bible. They also seem to ignore any scientific evidence that contradicts the Holy Bible. It just seems sort of pitiful that otherwise intellegent people are following the teachings of a centuries old book that is founded on Faith and not Fact.

[ScullyboyDX]

i agree with u aslan 7 im a southern babtist and i hav never watched bible man...and plus i love pro wrestling(TNA). so...

[1015287]

LMAO Bible man damn christians are so gay vegie tales?

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

and your intolerant

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

i was refering to an older post not you runedermilot

[Nightshift10000]

An Invasion of the Video Game World, Oh where are Master Cheif and Ryu Hayabusa when you need them? Actaully that would be so cool to see a video game skit where they are partners in fighting evil.

[Nightshift10000]

An Invasion of the Video Game World, Oh where are Master Cheif and Ryu Hayabusa when you need them? Actaully that would be so cool to see a video game skit where they are partners in fighting evil.

[HisLordshipTheOwl]

Bibleman is more silly than threatening. While some of the evangelical elements are spread on far too thick, the overall effect is really moreof "that goofy small-time tv series" rather than "that attempt to sieze control of my child's mind

[PandaMishima]

I have to agree. Of course, any child whose mind does end up controled by Bibleman must already have real problems.

[franciscobarril]

Hilarious!

[Aslan7is7alive]

And christian toddlers also watch the Tweenies, the Teletubbies, SpongeBob Squarepants and so on...

[Aslan7is7alive]

My point: It isn't propaganda. Nature lovers have nature television abou animals plants and so on. Science fiction lovers have Doctor Who, Smallville. Fantasy lovers have Winx, Animorphs, Eragon and so on.

Christ lovers have Bible Man, Left Behind and other tv-series or movies.

You don't have to watch it. And 'we' christians don't only watch bible-man:

I also like Smallville, House, Animorphs, Eragon and so on. So watch the series you like avoid series you don't like.

[aggiematt86]

Animorphs is amazing!!! I stopped reading them when I was about 14 but I'm back on them again (I'm 21).

[Aslan7is7alive]

Oh and... sorry if I sound hateful, it's not what I mean to do. Just know that whatever christians do (including me) God is Love and Jesus is his Son. Nothing can change that. And you don't have to believe it. There's no proof. 'We' believe it however.

[gageoninja]

YOur magical jesus propaganda from vegi tales and BIBLE MAN! are hardly anything religious.

so you have a retard cucumber and his add tomato buddy saving the day. and now you have some SIn fighting purple ninja with shoes of peace spreading around some halfbaked philosophy. sounds like the catholic church.

[Aslan7is7alive]

Vegi Tales Bible Man...

There is a television serie about New Age people (the tofu's), about white witches (charmed, w.i.t.c.h., buffy the vampire slayer), books about wizzards (Harry Potter).

IF a television serie can be propaganda, isn't that also propaganda then? For playing with magic and starting to be of the new-age relegion. Just think what you think about it, believe it or not, think it's just a story. You are free to have your own opinion about it.

[PandaMishima]

I'll agree with you about Vegitales, there's just something weird about animated vegetables hopping around and holding things even without hands.

[Aslan7is7alive]

Yes 'we' believe God is the God of peace. God IS love. 'We' also don't understand everything that happened in the time of the bible. 'We' do believe God had a good reason for it, wathever it was. We just don't know what reason. Only God knows. Sorry for not knowing.

[tehsprok]

lol stfu

[Aslan7is7alive]

So to put it shorter: the show might be a bit violently. But it's symbolical. Bibleman isn't real, Jesus is real. You must at least agree with first part of the sentence. About violence in the bible... That's how a war goes. About the bloudy punishments for certain sins: that has to do with the culture of that time.

[Aslan7is7alive]

wrong! But if you agree emotions like doubt, anger and jealousy might be bad. And if you agree a person should try to get rid of them.

And if that's possible to do because doubt does have a body and you are strong. Don't you agree then, IF you agree with before... Bibleman doesn't do anything other than superman who also slays his enemies. They both don't excist, but Jesus does.

[Aslan7is7alive]

Okay... The lightsaber is a bit star wars like. And it might be a bit violently. And swinging a lightsaber reciting bible verses is a bit comical. But it is also kind of symbolical. Ever herd of a man named doubt. Doubt for exampel is an emotion. An emotion made to life in a body. A body that fights bibleman. Bibleman fights back to the emotion. Not to a human. And if he fights to a human the show ir either wrong or...

[Aslan7is7alive]

And may 'we' christians please. Something is brainwashing if you put someone in front of a TV, bind him, put the sounds very loud en give him the same message again and again. Like eat meat. Eat meat. Eat meat. 10000's of times. Christianity isn't brainwashing. (see: telling it one time is enough). However nobody has to believe me or agree.

[Aslan7is7alive]

Is that a real game?!? Come on! Bible man getting beaten up by Mario Bross right out of Super Mario Galaxy? Please. Mario goes around the world saving people. Worst he has beaten is Turtles, Flesh eating plants and Bowser. Mario doesn't cut or slam anybodies head off. And Bibleman is OK. Maybe it is a way of christians letting see their children how to deal with problems.

[nervreg12]

Running around with a lightsaber or any other weapon is hardly ok for a religion supposedly teaching love and peace.

However it's a nice sum up of the old testament. All that's left to be shown is bibleman raping and surpressing biblegirl to make the picture complete.

[hikaruonline]

NICE

[satis2525]

hahaha not bad, not bad at all !! :D

[Spelonker]

Bible Man is fucking hilarious but this video was lame. You should make one in flash with sprites instead of pasting videos together.

[makomamusic]

Aww, Pikachu killed VeggieTales!! :(

[omgcowsfly123]

o.o Give Bible Man A Break.

Its Better For Cristain Kids To Watch Bibleman And Atleast Get Some Religious Education, Rather Than Playing Mario All Day, And Watching Pokemon Crap. Pokemon Casuse Sizures, Or Atleat It Did. Because Everything WAs So Dang Fast, And Poor Little Japiniese Children Got On The Edge Of Death.

Bibleman Is Way Better.

[racheldb01]

"religious education"

That's an oxymoron.

[nervreg12]

I think it caused several of my braincells die without at least giving me the warning shot of i seizures.

The very last thing, children need is education in the bible. Have you actually read your holy book? It is full of murder (Judges 15,15) , genocide (4. Mose 31, 1), rape (Judges 19), unjustice (Hiob) and general cruelty. NO CHILD SHOULD HAVE TO BE EDUCATED IN IT AND EVEN LESS AN APPROVING MANNER!!!

[godziboy1993]

get master chief to kick bible mans ass.

ugh, soo gay. bibly man is ar-tarded

[makomamusic]

why are all you people against BibleMan??

He's influencial on everyone's lives, including yours, and his videos can encourage you to turn to Christ and have eternal life.

If your're gonna rate one of God's gifts for life a bad rating or give a bad comment, then you need to stop watching these videos, quit underestimating God's gifts.

Then sit down and SHUT UP!

[InfernoDragon1]

oh come ON! bibleman gives all super heroes, christians, and now videogame characters a bad name. he is THE WORST super hero ever and he reinforces the steriotypes of christians being intollerant assholes who force their beliefs on others.

[nervreg12]

Even a hardcore christian should have enough brains left, to see, that this bibleman thing is nothing but a money making scheme, that has little to nothing to do with actual scripture.

What next? Bible Hitler with 4. Mose 31, 1 reciting action?

[PandaMishima]

Bible Hitler? This I gotta see...

[Dharcman]

Rolf, I was just laughing my ass of on one episode of bible man a few hours ago. I didn't know they'd make a game about it though.