Blues Brothers - all the epic lines

[kakittykats4ever]

what about the cheese whiz

[johnnybrannan]

are you the police?

no ma'am, we're musicians

CLASSIC!!

[SFDoucette]

I took the liberty of bull-shittin' you. -- Elwood Blues.

I still use that occasionally at work. :-)

[escapefromitaly]

"Four fried chickens and a coke."

"Chicken legs or chicken wings ?"

"Four fried chickens and a coke."

[MrGhostbusters213]

"We´re on a mission from God!" damn, the best musical-comedy movie EVER!!

[MrKellyHiggins]

"I've always loved you."

[themrninja101]

@instrumentalstash, It's called "Peter Gunn Theme". It was created for that show.

[InstrumentalStash]

Does anyone know the song name at 1:05 ??

[johnduncan77]

@InstrumentalStash It's "The Peter Gunn Theme", which is what the song is, was from a TV show from the 1960's by the same name (Peter Gunn). The song was written by Henry Mancini for that show. This version is probably the best cover version I've heard (better than the Emerson, Lake & Palmer version). Closest to the original but managing to put their own touch to it.

[zizwop]

I bet those cops have got SCMODS

SCMODS?

State County Municipal Offender Data System

[kelllygg]

Why would you cut out the line following, "...I have seen the light!" "What light?" (said the man with sunglasses on)

[040392agh]

shit. what? rollers. no? yeah. shit.

[LordSia13]

You know, I'm surprised - when I read "all the epic lines", I thought you had posted the entire movie...

[Theakker3B]

What about "Orange whip?" and "Uh...We're in a truck!"

[hugamumfterwoof]

im sorry but you missed out the entire film lol, every line in this film is epic

[yeti189]

You're gonna look awful funny eating corn on the cob wit NO FUCKIN TEETH!!!

[MrJhm19]

I'm sorry, why isn't this the whole movie?

[charlestonchewy]

Dude, you missed one of the funniest lines in the movie. The restaurant scene:

JAKE: "How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women?"

[TheDutchTango]

Dude, you can't put all the epic lines in 1:24... THE WHOLE MOVIES IS EPIC!!!

[trampolinegymnast]

@AgApE010 Exactly!

[RichManSCTV]

Where is "I need to pull over" Then he jerks the wheel sand goes off the highway

[andiger1000]

MRS. TARANTULA ?!? TARANTINI !

[jaroncreed]

I don't know what was said at 0:25 but I was dying laughing for like 10 minutes!!! LMAO

[fullnelson9999]

@jaroncreed "We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

[svivcaus]

Sell me your children

[BishopTJH]

6 people are looking pretty funny eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!!!

[lacefieldromie]

Thanks for taking the time to do this! I love this movie!!!!!!!

[drive5050]

No ma'am we're musicians. LMFAO!

[ThatXboxDork]

0:03 i want that to be my text tone

[avezax]

Its 180 miles to Warsaw, i have got my bluesbike, a half pack of cookies , its dark and i wear a sunglasses. Hit it

Pozdrowienia z Zabrza

[buckeyenutz05]

"You bring my Cheez-Whiz Boy?!", "We got two honkies out there looking like Hasidic diamond merchants" , "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children" , "I'm becoming a priest" , "I'll throw the black keys in for free" , "One unused prophylactic...one soiled" , "What the fuck was that? The motor, we threw a rod. Is that Serious...Yep" Jake: How often does the train go by?

Elwood: So often that you won't even notice it.

[AgApE010]

"I hate Illinois Nazis!"

As opposed to toher Nazis? 0_o

[MohnJcIntyre]

@AgApE010 he just hates Illinois nazis particularly more

like i hate michigan nazis more, cause they're closer to me

[kevjohn2006]

"Got my Cheez Whiz, boy?"

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

@kevjohn2006 my favorite line too!!!

[amazingmaddi95]

Gotta love this movie :)

[steeltribe16]

i saw this video in the sidebar and clicked on it, thinking this would be the full movie. i'm disappointed.

[keithsmove]

"Our lady of blessed acceleration dont fail me now".....

Used this line many times when I was in a hurry.....:)

[kdizzy333]

This is glue.. really strong stuff

[TheBlueslover111]

I guess nobody mentioned the line : " Your women , how much for the women ? "

[visitkortet]

This is and will forever be my favorite movie. Why it is I do not know, it just is. There is only one word and that's masterpieces. simple is brilliant, blues is brilliant.

With the very best bluesgreetings

Erik

[azza943]

6 people didn't get orange whips.

[zambonitron]

My favorite dialogue is the one I can't find on youtube. My worn copy was taped off of network tv in the late-80s and was heavily censored,but when the Good Ole boys are speeding in the Motorhome, I think Bob says "Great Guns, boy". funniest line.

[afrolounger]

"...we got both kinds - country AND western" ^^

[Sotomania12]

You get me my cheese whiz boy?

[FrostGamingCommunity]

0.53 best line of all time

[strwlk]

This is one of my alltime favorite movies!!!

[Chansulus]

yr gona look pretty funny eating corn on the cob wit noo fuckin teeth !

[SimuLord]

This video is too short. It needs to be about 132 minutes longer to get all the great lines.

[timpriddy73]

TOO BAD THE SECOND ONE SUCKED DONKEY BALLS

[w7100]

@timpriddy73 To be honest that's unfair 2 had some good lines, some great performances , but when compared to this it's impossible to be as good as this 95% of the movies sense this has failed to be anywhere near this good 

[videocameradude]

wasn't there a line about "white toast and chicken"...I haven't seen the movie in a while..and I need. to. I loved the music and the car chases and the one-liners. They don't make movies like that anymore.

[UncutRubber]

@videocameradude Affirmative. It's when they enter the Soul Food Café and Aretha takes their order. Elwood orders a dry slice of white toast, and Jake orders four whole fried chickens and a Coke. When Aretha tells Matt about their weird order, he immediately realises who they are. :)

[johnduncan77]

@UncutRubber Amazing how many people don't realize how accomplished this band was. Colonel & Duck (Otis Redding, Booker T and the M.G.s), Lou Marini (SNL during the70's), Wille "Too Big" Hall (Issac Hayes, Charlie Daniels), Bones Malone (SNL, Doc Severinsen, Zappa), Matt "Guitar" Murphy & Alan "Mr Faboulous" Rubin (RIP) have resumes that speak for themselves. "Murph" did good stuff on & behind the scenes. I was a kid when this film came out. The chase scenes alone did it for me.

[MrBSeanB]

@UncutRubber Wings or legs? :)

[ShredderGuitar2]

@UncutRubber we got two honkeys in there!! :)

[mhougestol]

@UncutRubber he orders dry white bread toasted.

[johnduncan77]

@videocameradude "I'll have some toasted white bread please", "I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke", "CHICKEN WIRE?!?!", "2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.", "3 Orange Whips", "1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.", "Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!" I could go on & on.

[laurierken]

@videocameradude "We got 2 honkies out there dressed like Hassidic diamond merchants!" "What they wanna eat?" The tall one wants white bread.. toasted.. dry.. nothin' on it" "Elwood..." "And the other one wants.... four whole fried chickens, and a Coke!" "And Jake! Shit! The Blues Brothers!". "The Blues Brothers? They still owe you money, fool...." (An exchange between Aretha Franklin and Matt "Guitar" Murphy".) Greatest. Movie. Ever.

[sydepipez]

@laurierken i have seen the film hundreds of times. it is my all time favorite. i am so happy someone else realizes what genius this film is!

[MegaDPope]

@videocameradude They ordered six fried chickens and a coke, as well as some dry white toast from Aretha Franklin.

[Sheepluvs]

@MegaDPope It is four fried chicken's and a coke !

[Googlystube]

@videocameradude four fried chickens...and a coke

"you want chicken wings or chicken legs?"

...four fried chickens...and a coke

....and some dry white toast please

[xXhalofan21Xx]

"you see we're on a mission from god"

[Yorkington00]

i can resite this entire movie :) i love the non-mainstream quotes from this movie as well. my fave will always be "the light was yellow, sir"

blues siblings unite

[jfoley715]

Every time my dad comes home from work he asks to me, "D'you bring me my cheese whiz boy?"

[The38DODGE]

favorite quote.

Elwood:It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarretes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake:Hit it.

[alexmecaful]

GOD BLESS YOU and you john belushi you probably watch us up on the sky and laugh but we did not forget you rest in piece

[gpazzane]

I grew up 4 nephew and nieces with this movie, and now my 2 years old daughter is starting dancing shake your tail feather... I'm so proud! Best movie ever

[crashowie11]

I love how the best teacher at my school has the movie poster from this egg mcmuffin of movies hanging proudly in his classroom(:

Mr. Hunter, you rock.

[HSimon1981]

you missed

Jake: Bob's Country Bunker, here we are.

Elwood: Bob's Country Bunker?

[TheN8tivechick]

all right, it's 106 miles to chicago; we got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,wearing sunglasses, and..... it's dark out hit it ROTFL

[DannyA933]

Jesus I hate to be a brag but it is spelled "Aykroyd"

[GhostOfBugsy]

"What kind of music do you play here? Oh, we got both kinds, country AND western" - lol

[jedigunslinger]

"Yes yes Jesus H. tap dancing christ i have seen the light"

[Cap285]

Car 55..uh..we're in a truck.

[imaginepeace63]

@Cap285 That line would be even funnier if they said car 54 instead of 55 because of the TV show Car 54 where are you.

[Cap285]

@imaginepeace63 You know, I was thinking the same thing when I was typing! Indeed it would be!

[g26ism]

Your union cards, may I see your cards please?

[agh45k]

it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses HHAHAHAH

[mH8675309]

I want to buy your women! Sell me your children!

[TheAndroid219]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it"

lol one of the best movies ever in my opinion

[MrLeomonkey07]

Lol, the music at the end reminded me of the game "Spy Hunter"

[GassShark]

oh and by the way you missed out some... for example the rest of the film!!!

[GassShark]

are you the police?

no maam, we're musicians

makes me laugh every time!!! :D

[ruijten]

7-4-7-4-5-0-5-B



[Hollandblauwegirl]

@ronvins I have exactly the same thing with my dad! I never knew there were any girls who love the blues brothers, amazing!

[TakeBackAmerica2012]

@Hollandblauwegirl OMG are you kidding me??? I saw the movie when it first came out then rented it for my Dad. He loved the line about its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. RIP Daddy. I'm a girl and I loved these guys! It was a skit on SNL for a while before they made the movie.

[TakeBackAmerica2012]

@Hollandblauwegirl Did you like Carrie Fisher and her Shoulder Mount Grenade launcher??? LOL

[Hollandblauwegirl]

"Four fried chickens and a coke"

[qwertsaq345]

ORANGE WHIP!

[blueshark2010]

Jake; "We're putting the band back together."

[Suetassu96]

One epic line forgoten

"Shit!"

"What?"

"Rollers."

"No?"

"Yeah."

"Shit."

 Best line in the movie : D

[animosTube]

No rap shit back then. What a golden era.

[BlackDyingRose25]

I love this movie.

[Fanik10]

3 people sung Hank Williams songs

[brandonverhagen636]

@Fanik10 don't hate on Hank.

[cspace6257]

Johns humor got me arrested once. Laughing so hard I couldn't answer a State Trooper without busting out laughing...spent the night in the tank! Loved it! No shoe laces! HA!

[daver62911]

john's death changed my life. miss his humour it certainly would have made these passing years better . of course the common experience of missions and road trips are fond reflections. funny stuff

[grantisepic]

its so funny how he says goat piss

[MarksmanIndustries]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it

[PinkOld]

Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...

Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.

[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]

[PinkOld]

Jake: What's this? Elwood: What? Jake: This car. This stupid car! Where's the Cadillac? [Elwood doesn't answer] Jake: The Caddy! Where's the Caddy? Elwood: The what? Jake: The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile! Elwood: I traded it. Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this? Elwood: No, for a microphone. Jake: A microphone? [pause] Jake: Okay I can see that. What the hell is this?

[PinkOld]

Elwood: You don't like it?

Jake: No I don't like it...

[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]

Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]

Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

[blueshark2010]

"Ya got my Cheese Whiz boy!"

[Fanik10]

@blueshark2010 That's another good one!!

[MrRolex96]

3 people are Illinois Nazis

[202cardline]

There are so many one-liners in this movie. I love it that my dad and I can quote it and know what the other is talking about. xD This is glue, strong stuff. Who IS that girl? Wrong glass sir. Disco pants and haircuts, this place has everything! Well, this is definitely Lower Wacker Drive. *ect* Chicken wire? You want out of this parking lot? Okay... Four fried chickens and a coke. >=D And my favorite: The light was yellow sir. Seriously this whole movie was a quote. o_0

[UncutRubber]

@202cardline Yeah, I have the same thing with MY dad. The Blues Brothers: encouraging healthy father-son bonding since 1980! :)

[ronvins]

@UncutRubber Or father-daughter bonding. Haha, at least for me. Me and my dad love this movie.

[irieAndii]

@UncutRubber also brother sister bonding! we are 8 years apart so there's a lot we disagree on but not the blues brothers........oh we become best friends when this movie comes up in conversation

[KlayyJayy]

@UncutRubber

:)

[Loskene65]

@202cardline Hey you sleaze, my bed!

Everytime I'm driving with my wife and I drive through a yellow light she says "the light was yellow sir".

[saltovar888]

there not guna catch us were on a mission...from god

[99waterlife]

cool

[Kellieblues]

a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline!! classic!

[chooseyourblues]

Love this movie. Only thing I can never understand is there's no blues music in it. Should have been called the Soul Brothers...

[UncutRubber]

@chooseyourblues Well, it DOES have John Lee Hooker; also, there's an Elmore James song (Shake Your Moneymaker) playing on the radio when they visit Curtis. And "Sweet Home Chicago" is a cover of none other than Robert Johnson! So there's plenty of blues in the film... but even more soul, so you've got a point there.

[KlayyJayy]

@chooseyourblues There is blues

[chooseyourblues]

@KlayyJayy

Not really at all man. OK they do Sweet home Chicago and John Lee Hooker's in there. But come on... James Brown, Aretha, Ray Charles, Sam and Dave songs, Louis Jordan, Cab Calloway, Spencer Davis Group... all great but not what you call blues. Oh and by the way having 2 guys from Booker T & The MG's in the band seals my case as they 'created' the Stax Memphis Soul sound and as i'm sure you're aware backed Wilson Pickett, Otis etc. All Soul singers.

[Louie212121]

@chooseyourblues Um... Their names ate Jake and Elwood Blues. .. the Blues Brothers

[MrPatrick46196]

We got both kinds, country and western! lol

[MEDINAHSHRINER]

We got a full tank of gas half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sun glasses;

Hit it!

[LolatheLancer]

4 fried chickens & a coke

[LolatheLancer]

You got ma cheeze whiz boy?

Filthy mouths and bad attitudes!!

[MineralBiturbo]

Fix the cigarette lighter. :))))

[BOPPPPER]

The whole script is a work of genius, start to finish. It should be engraved in concrete and placed on top of Mount Sini. I can see the light!

[TheMaxACDCJohnLennon]

Can you see the light?!?

Jake: the band, ... , the band, ... , The Band, ... , The Band! Elwood, THE BAND!

Elwood: what?

Jake: THE BAND!!!!

Elwood: the band? The Band? THE BAND!!!

This is glue, strong stuff!

You're the good ole boys?!?

[ddude924]

You cant lie to a nun

[superhideki]

Shit..

What ?

Rollers

No

Yes

Shit..

[GarethKitchenerMusic]

@superhideki By far my favourite line.



[TheBluesMunks]

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses." "hit it." DO DOOO!

[EvilScotsmanWild]

dan isnt dead.

[wufflord]

You missed:

YOURE THE GOOD OL BOYS?!

By bob from bobs country bunker

[CyberPoliceOfficer69]

The soup is fucking $10

[197669666]

Words to live by.

[Quatloo2007]

"This place has got everything." (police chase in the shopping mall)

Muzak version of "Girl from Ipamena" playing when they're taking the elevator to the tax collector's office.

"Hey, you got my cheese?" (the old guy in Elwood's residence hotel)

[LolatheLancer]

@Quatloo2007

"You got ma cheeze whiz boy?"



[KlayyJayy]

@Quatloo2007 you got ma cheez wiz boy is the line mate

[indyracingnut]

Two of my favorites aren't in here:

"How much for the women? Sell them to me! Sell me your children!! " and

" And don't come back....until you've redeemed yourselves!" ;P

[ndngal75]

How much for the little girl?

[LynchMobster47]

Great. Except you forgot "I bet those cops have got SCMODS." -"SCMODS?" - "State. County. Municipal. Offender. Data. System."

[mex55]

its dark and we're wearing sunglasses

[milkand2]

SCMODS.

State County Municipal offender data system.

[Champion1970]

You missed "Stein...you gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKIN' TEETH!"

[197669666]

Awesome.

[BongaFish]

I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake.

A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

[Shonkoi]

That last quote is the funniest of em all x)

[6speedlover]

"Hit It"

[roadmasterlimousine]

"There's a lot of space in this mall.

[loublu99]

Four fried chickens and coke

[dpopA7Xshadowwolves]

3 people aren't on a mission from god

[Mortthemoose]

ha ha.... brilliant!

[MyDIldoFace]

Chicken wire?...

[eib29]

you forgot "i want to buy your children"

[Reaper2881]

What's the name of the piece of music in the end of the video?

[UncutRubber]

@Reaper2881 It's the "Peter Gunn Theme" - Henry Mancini's awesome theme for the TV series "Peter Gunn", covered by the Blues Brothers band.

[circusitch]

To actually have all the best lines, this youtube video would have to be 2 hours and 20 minutes long.

[IntegratedSF]

Who wants an Orange Whip?

[stella1973c]

@IntegratedSF Orange Whip? Orange Whip? 3 Orange Whips!!! HAHAHA!

[pieboy3141]

Awesome! But you forgot: "this is glue ,strong stuff."

[MrCincinnatian]

I Hate Illinois Nazis.

[ChrisJandB]

Illinois Nazi's...

[baron8107]

@ChrisJandB

I hate Illinois Nazis.

[800tet]

what is the song at the end can some one message me it