John Mayer Stand Up, Perez Hilton is an idiot

[brbimprocrastinating]

Hey actually almost makes sense lolol

[nonnah9]

those girls needs to shut up.

[heavyblow]

mayer = fag

[TommyDai1]

@heavyblow U= Jelous

[heavyblow]

@TommyDai1 jealous of a closeted gay (i.e. "fag")? hardly. i do love his music though. wish he would just STFU!

[sandrakoala]

i will fuck you in the ass to shut you up.

LMFAO <3 I fucking love him.

[cripplicious]

i hate when people reference wikipedia in youtube fights trying to sound intelligent like they have done research, go to school you retards you cant reference wiki for shit

[BeyondAFantasy]

Lulz

[momochime]

I hate it when one girl in the audience laughs at every. single. word. even when it ain't funny. She FORCES her laugh.

[Lucyfan77]

Hot and funny no wonder girls fall at his feet legs spread ready to go.

[HildavdH]

hihihi i'm soo wild 

[TheCreativeify]

yeah he's funny but i don't think so here so much. you can't go "gay". that's just ignorant of him to believe so.

[StingerSplash007]

its safe to say he goes both ways...

[ladeedah1000]

He's not gay. He's just being funny. Remember his song "My Stupid Mouth?" It wouldn't matter if he was. He's still an unbelievable musician.

[nempozpag]

So confident of his sexuality he has the jealous people recoiling and shouting 'queer!', 'fag!', 'gay!' because they themselves are so insecure. Lol xD

[psychgyul001]

His fans cheer at everything this guys says doesn't they? Anyway this is proof enough that he enjoys running his mouth off and the Rolling Stone interview is no great surprise. I must admit though he is a funny guy.

[bdboydean]

Who cares if he is gay or not? How many of you are going to be in the sack with him? Nobodys business but his really. This is the 21st century. No big fucking deal. You like his music or you don't. Buy the music, listen, either like or don't like his work and shut your fucking mouths. NO ONE CARES.

[rockchickx]

ass to mouth

[pwhs8]

yea johns a flamer.

[braxtonioan]

he just confesed to being gay

[bdboydean]

Confessed? WTF? So where is the crime?

[braxtonioan]

@bdboydean OMG u must be a fag

[Maggie8theoc]

@braxtonioan wtf? he didn't confess anything, he was just being funny.

[MrBrian42]

not fuuny and u r a fag john

[philip21786]

Ok I've had enough of this shit. I'm glad I don't see this crap on tv.

[madammao]

homotastic

[dopemcee]

lol.....dude should really just shut up and play music...

i mean why does he insist on speaking? didnt he make a song about his stupid mouth? like dude all you have to do is have a guitar in your hand and chicks would sleep with you...why are you still insisting on being a tool?

[farmgirlnicole]

man i thought you were cool

now your kinda sketchy

[liamwilson123]

it doesn't change the fact that he can wale on a guitar...

[mojo292]

Wow really ghey, no surprises here, flame on Johnny boy.

[borass69ass]

too much homo

[SleazyProduction]

hes gay for sure

[krazykoko10]

love john mayer but this is actually very homosexuAL

[gag75]

I think John Mayor is just like....a famous /b/tard.

*shrug*

[Dreamydre15]

Loves how he sneaks that "Yes I kissed Perez Hilton" line in their and then distracted the audience by making them laugh their asses off. John is clever.

[jayjayBC09]

He is hysterical!

[gisabella18]

well I think its funny, and i kinda think t did happned, who cares hes an amazin musician and hes fucking HOT i LOVEEE JM!

[JustGavetheKayo]

twilight fans will laugh at anything... ANYTHING!!!

[Maggie8theoc]

@JustGavetheKayo what makes you think his fans even like twilight? Please just don't open your mouth if you don't even know what you're talking about. And for the record, I HATE twilight and I'm the biggest JM fan you'll ever talk to. so just STFU

[RotavatorPictures]

I thought this was great. Stand up is the scariest thing ever and I commend Mr. Mayer for giving it a go and doing better than 90 percent of people anyone can see if you go to your local comedy club. Seriously people, don't think of this as "John Mayer the musician trying out comedy." You will find it is far better than most comedians. Bravo.

[bayswaterband]

why is this thumbs down? dope music, insane musician. leave it at that, mr. mayer.

[SuperTomshaw]

this act is ridiculous. hes just saying screwed up shit to try and sound funny. wtf is with that stuff about every guy thinking bout goin gay at some stage. then everyone starts pissin themselves laughin when he sais hed fuck him in the ass. thats just gettin cheap laughs from saying something totally stupid but cause hes john mayer people think its funny. think about it, the act isnt funny at all, its stupid and if any other comedian tried this they would get heckled off stage.

[MrPetty773]

Seriously? If it's so stupid why have you watched it more than once? Twat.

[SuperTomshaw]

well i obviously would hav to watch it more than once to reply to a previous comment u dullard fukin retard. i seem to hav offended ur sissy little, overly sensitive, john mayer humping brain. i was making a legitimate comment that made sense and ur reply was 'Twat'. good one u fucktard moron.

[bayswaterband]

i was agreeing with you, it just didn't sound like it looking back at it. what i was saying is, he's a great musician, but he shouldn't try to be professionally funny, as we can see.

[MrPetty773]

Wow. You are a true fool. It's funny! Seeing as you can't form a civilized comment, all you do is swear in your response. Don't bother respondind to this, I've already won this argument. Twat.

[lilbrowstalker]

lol @ him admitting to kissing perez. I love it!

[lynzistitch17]

'just shut the fuck up'

haha i h8t perez he's jst a total twat

[moodyjenny86]

John is obviously very intelligent. He's multi-talented and knows how to work a crowd. He really should consider comedy as a side job!

[brangre]

@moodyjenny86 Wikipedia says he does do stand-up on the side, like in this video.

[fadedyouthblogdotcom]

Uh-oh, I'm being attacked by John Mayer's overweight gurlfans.

[SaphireN19]

Noooooo the thumbnail is still in my favourites if you expand them but the "John mayer gives dad apple support" video has been removed due to terms of use violation. It was hysterical too :(

[JStevens988]

"A willing participant in the tabloid mags and gossip blogs" WTF LOLLLL? YOU have issues douchebag. He's always had a sense of humour. I suggest you get one buddy ;)

[IIntermission]

Lol, you've got to be kidding me. Perez IS a plonker. John, is an accomplished musician and brilliant sport. Always quick-witted, sarcastic, up for a laugh. What a truly pathetic thing to say. Sad. Very sad.

[shamrockavenue]

How exactly is he participating in the tabloid mags and gossip blogs, pray tell. And why on earth would that take away from his musicianship? The guy has wit & a fantastic sense of humour - he has *always* made his fans laugh at his gigs. It's great. You sound like a pompous twat.

[LZeppelin74]

Hahahahahaha.

[lovereignnn]

He's always hilarious. I'm surprised people are surprised.

[RussField]

LMFAO that was fucking funny. dude, you could be a comedian.

[stoneroses23]

His comedy timing and delivery is spot on. Watch his Apple prank where he decides to wind up the Pap filming him by pretending to give his dad computer advice on the phone, hilarious shit. His Twitter updates are class. The others are fucking pointless in contrast.

[AveIvy]

This mothafucka is REALLY REALLY funny. I always wondered how he got so much pussy. Damn, he's really talented, I'm surprisingly shocked.

[jmochena]

Mario Lavandiahrea is a meth-scarred abortion-survivor who eats human feces. for real.

[babyluv24]

this confirms so many thoughts about john mayer already!

[lluvianihilista]

wow i would never have expected john to be so funny.

[WhitneLynn]

this is kinda hilarious

[bwickedintense]

He is so much less douchey now!!! I am actually really attracted to him like this :D

[CassMontez]

Wow, John Mayer is actually funny. Color me surprised!

[bigmouth456]

i guess hes better at trying to be funny then trying to sing

[MrsDraven331]

you know this wasnt half bad. good for you John.

[DaniD76]

that was actually hilarious.

[simsima333]

Is This Suppose To Be Funny?

Your Fucking Lame John Mayer.....

[thegreatestone1234]

john. i love you.

[raphtaph]

what does he say at 2:18?

[Dancergrl1465]

He's talking about all guys thinking about going gay and says

"It's usually at like 2:23 in the morning, you wake up like 'Oooh! Cock! Interesting'"

[popcorngurl25]

He says "Oooh cock, interesting."

[danabananahavana]

LOL i didnt think he was funny! hahha

he sounds a lot like vince vaughn.

thats so weird

[ugh834]

Hahahah

[ProvacativePunk2]

John Mayer is fuckin hilarious!!

[Doomdauk]

lmfao wasn't this years ago? AND you are still going on about it, what? was it your first kiss or something?

You're still a virgin ahahhahahha.

[auroraa606]

John you are hilarious, but come on, perez hilton??? Hahaha

[madbad01]

I'd let him "shut me the fuck up". haha

He's actually pretty funny!

[orangecarrotcake]

i'd fuck him in the ass

[sqlife]

haha, I was laughing so hard when I was there!

crazy stuff went down in that morocco lounge!

[conormang]

Morrocco had it going on for the whole trip!

[SweetMiz]

love it MK, love it!

[mattmoll6690]

That was amazing! lol

Laughed my ass off!

[introducingg]

Remember when Perez bombed at Hot Topic and publicly cried about it?

[sphumi]

perez - no one wants to kiss you. the kiss was a joke.

ps: britney said switch not bitch. i was there. get it right.

pss: fidel dead, lol.

psss: i love how britney puts you in her tour and you continue to insult her. shows the kind of man you are.

[verylonelygal]

Mario Lavandeira = sad person without a life enjoys to mock others. Never trust a Lavandeira.

Someone should enter his name in the urban dictionary (if it isn't already dere)

[moodyjenny86]

Wow...I was wondering when John would finally admit it!

[sphumi]

i love how perez is obssesing over john mayer kissing him since no one guy or girl or animal would ever want to kiss that

[sealhunta]

class of 72

that's hot

[aprettyoddfver]

god, i love john mayer :)

[titouch3]

hahahahahaha :D