Dexter: Dexter/Doakes Montage

[FoggyFishburne]

Why censor the fucking swears...

[Luke47895]

Doakes: You're supposed to preserve the crime scene ya asshole!"

[XXXXxxDougxx]

Doakes no MCdonalds...

Garçonete : Hey Doakes, tudo bem com você ?

Doakes : sim

Garçonete : OK ,o que você vai querer ??

Doakes : um Hambuguer!!!

Garçonete : Sim , o que mais ?

Doakes : Agora eu quero , um suco MOTHAFUCKA!!

[Gneatelt]

I MISS DOAKES SOOOOOOOO MUCH

I was sad when he died

[bigpoppa1234]

240p we meet again.

[jaystyles007]

Frig i should have stopped watching this show when they capped Doakes, been dull and boring since.

[Santana105]

Doakes should've been played by Keith from Six Feet Under. Would've been seriously weird to see the dynamic of those two actors change like that.

[cliffyyffilc]

The clip that includes "Surprise Motherfucker" was rolled onto the end of YouTube's "Cute little kitten gets a surprise". It's a MUST SEE, motherfucker.

[nairam08]

Addicted....

[mitrooper]

0:30 What the fuck was that beeping sound, there shouldn't be any fucking beeping in Dexter man.

[kaics18]

doakes the best !!!

[TheTier11]

season 6: wall explodes out come doakes: SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!

[lolo831]

doakes was the shit

[Kuupoju]

Hey Doakes, what does this show do to serial killers?

ROMANTICIZE MOTHERFUCKA!

[egdqv13234]

"Did you forget that you work for the fucking cops? We love theories! Come on, spin me a story, asshole!" [Doakes]

[hitarya88]

Doakes was my fav character!!! bring that MUTHA FUCKING MUTHA FUCKA back LOL

[FuzzehPeach]

Am I the only one who DIDN'T like Doakes? :L

[TheOWhoaShow]

@FuzzehPeach at first we all hated doakes, but then Doakes was always right! he keep dexter on his toes sort of like tom and jerry, spy vs spy, ying and yang, doakes was the super cop and dexter was the super serial killer

[xjippyx420]

@skylinefilms101 I wish. Doakes made season 2 IMO, his character was so good.

[TigerLilly102489]

14 people have plastic sheets in their futures.

[ibrozdemir]

stop cumming at the screen!!!!!

[SkylineFilms101]

Thumbs Up if you think Doakes should come back in season 6 and say to Dexter :

"Surprise Motherfucker!"

[divine0g0d]

@SkylineFilms101 i would laugh so hard if they do that :D

[SpyIsTeam]

Thumbs if Garry Newman brought you here!

[agun17]

@SpyIsTeam

I came here all by my self. Garry Newfag didn't make me click the link on his blog.

[SuperEmoBros]

@agun17 So someone is a fag just because someone else says a comment?

what's your thing, psycho

[SpyIsTeam]

@SpyIsTeam Why am I commenting on my own comment? Oh, also, I said "Thumbs" not "thumbs up".

[darkjeshush]

Hello, Newman...

[mitcho512]

0:45 that akward moment when you sgt say fuck you right to your face and everyone is watching

[chromosome24]

i miss doakes

[blues970123]

SURPISE MOTHA FUCKA

[ZooliXx]

"You got a god damn hardo on there Morgan?" hahaha

[Kzzori]

I'll be honest....the only time i ever liked doakes was just before he died :(

[ZaCkOX900]

@Kzzori He died? how?

[Kzzori]

@ZaCkOX900 you most definitely have not finished watching season 2 then...

[ZaCkOX900]

@Kzzori Ya I just realized he gets blown up. That SUCKS. Oh well... I liked his character too.

[DarkRokr08]

the dexter/doakes cat and mouse game was one of the best things about the first to seasons. shame he got written off. Doakes was the shizz

[dovestones]

Doakes is sadly missed.

Too bad he discovered Dexter's secret.

[durp6969]

SUPRISE MOTHA FUCKA!

[horsepheus]

I like how Dexter just laughs when doakes asks him if he has a hard-on and whether he like it when women cry lol

[cdoggyfizzle]

@BayAreaGiant1 Nah, just SGT Doakes

[dysvanlist]

why is fuck censored, but not goddamn?

[acevasco16]

You trying to be smart?

Not trying, no.

LOL.

[MrBrendonPond]

:46 to Dex's reaction.

GOOD LORD. HAHAHAHAHAH.

[ragleblah]

"Grab a crayon and write this down psycho." I wish that part was in there.

[antoniowindom]

They totally should have let Doakes escape and go all rogue vigilante on Dex. The way they wrote him off with that twisted pyro girl was a damned disgrace.

[cutieperz]

haha poor doakes!

[wowpat449]

Lmao "you getting a god damn hard on there morgan?" even dexter laughed at that one.

[KirbyOnCronic]

SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!! >: )

[kokx89]

@BayAreaGiant1 O.o....

[shnrrr]

Oh c'mon bring in raptor doakes already!

It's what everybody wants!

[liquidponycannon]

@BayAreaGiant1 Fuck that! Lila stays DEAD. But I wouldn't mind the others coming back, I suppose. :) Especially Brian, Doakes, and Lundy.

[k3y2myh3ar7]

how innocent dexter acts when he says "crime scene"

[jaderose2009]

doakes was fucking awesome, i wish they would have kept him on more, or brought him back as dexter's imaginary critic

[totalcbf]

'Nephew's bris' LOL. Nice little montage, but how could you leave out doakes' "lab geek my ass" line?.

[Sergeantspoon]

Lol, what a cute couple. xD

[Tami387]

I want Doakes back!

[Kekeilso1]

suprise motherfuck!

[harshiek]

I feel bad Doakes died!! He was innocent and Dex was responsible for the situation he was in. He was responsible for Doakes being locked up and unable to escape! So unfair! But they had to kill him or else the series wouldn't have gone ahead with Dexter in jail!

[panenos]

Doakes was a bad ass.

If he didn't get killed by that bitch, he probably would caught Dexter!

[itsnickka]

somehow the censored swearing makes this funnier

[hellrazor24]

0:25, fuckin hilarious moment from season 1! i love this show

[dtothelu]

WHY DOES SOMEONE KEEP ON JIZZING ON THE CAMERA!?!?!?

[LyleBennet]

What's the point of censoring swearing with those beeps? You always hear 3/4 of what the swear word is. So when someone says "fuck", you here "fck" or "bastard" it's "basard". So much for censoring, kids who watch things with censored swearing or whatever still hear the word

[stealtracy]

i miss doakes

[nightrockerdj]

you getting god damn hard on tht morgan!

[DaBlakNovA]

@nightrockerdj *You getting a god damn hard-on there, Morgan?*

[daboodeef179]

I love how every time Dexter says something, Doakes says,"Fuck You"

[Farekim]

1:23 +

Beep-failing

[so1id1989]

Doakes > Quin any day. Bring him back from the dead :(

[HappyMurphietheCat]

lmao, I love when Dexter is spinning around in his chair XD <3

[Live4TV22]

i didn't know you were jewish!

shut the fuck up!

hahahahahaha

[lailai2525]

hahaha didnt know u were jewish! XD



[soulofkonoha009]

Doakes: You better have a hell of a reason for bein' here.

Dexter: I'm looking for my sister.

Doakes: In a cargo box!!!

[majorprison]

SPOILER:

a shame such a good character died.

[StlyDutch]

These two are amazing together!

[dtwhitney]

What's with the intermittent semen spatters?

[Dakellymonster]

Doakes: Fuck you.

Dex:...Okay is there something i can do-

Doakes: Yeah you can give me the fuckin analysis on the blood spatter on these killings! You think i'm here to invite you to my nephew's briss?

Dex:...I didn't know you were Jewish!

Doakes: Shut da fuck up and write your report already.

HA so good

[kennyy804]

@0:53 "I didn't know you were Jewish" lolz

[Riverondo]

ROBODOAKES PLEASEEE

[Odbarc]

"I didn't know you were Jewish."

"Shut the fuck up"

LOLLLLLL

[daboodeef179]

Well get over there you fucking weirdo

[Marle111]

Some rice motherfucker! Some fries motherfucker! SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKA!

[xundarz]

you got a damn hard on morgan?

[Kingmitsu]

Surprise Motherf@#ker!

[corruptgunslinger]

"I didn't know you were Jewish."

"Shut the fuck up!"

That is the best Dexter/Doakes moment!

[milanm3]

EasyTranslator: Every beep equals F and U and C and K. Why censoring? Everybody knows :-D

[RevanXIII]

@milanm3 @1:25 Doakes calls Dexter an asshole. your translator is void

[milanm3]

@RevanXIII Well you`re right, let`s develop and share a new one ;-))) The better one.

[scientist1882]

The Actor playing Doakes is one damn good Badass character. "Spin me a story Mother Fucker"

[TheZombtastic]

I miss Doakes. He was the best comic relief.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER!

[Ryanehaggard]

SHUT THE FUCK UP lol

[Darienlover999]

Okay.. I'm sorry, but...

Doakes reminds me of a velociraptor haha

[lucillebluthful]

@Darienlover999

hahahahahahahahahaha... wait a minute

hahahahahahahahahaha, thats the best thing I've heard all year

[Darienlover999]

@lucillebluthful haha well I'm glad someone else sees it.

[migdi2424]

BEST show ever!

[TheMoi]

Doakes should come back to annoy Dex, like Harry did in S3.

[bujar3183]

I miss Doakes, best oppenent ever

[xrustynailsx]

I miss Doakes Quinn and Batista fukin suk I never liked their characters

[bizzygreene]

Suhprize, muthafucka! Best line of the 5 seasons!

[wretchedspawn118]

Dexter: I didn't know you were Jewish!

Doakes: Surprise, motherfucker.

[LYmouse]

I miss Doakes......too bad he asked for MORE money and got himself killed......

[MCOriginalWangsta]

"Fuck you." "uhh is there anything i can do to help you?" LMFAO

[xmintyninjax]

Bring back Doakes!!!

[kissmechickenbreath]

@xmintyninjax haha how?

[clgr582]

@xmintyninjax How ?

[larssonk22]

Greatest Dexter nemsis :D Hopefully Robocop lives up to it in season 5

[SyZToMoVERloaD]

I forgot all about this guy :/

[vcreed123]

Doakes isn't dead, the body they found was that of the guy that killed Dexters' mother. Within another season our two Doakes is going to show up again

[deathhax]

@vcreed123 id cream my pants if thats true :(

[THAxTRUTH508]

@vcreed123 lol and what the hell was Doakes doing all this time ?

[cdoggyfizzle]

@vcreed123 So where would he (Doakes) have hidden all this time?

[banalust]

I was so glad they killed off Doakes. He annoyed me so much in Season 1 and his demise in Season 2 was fitting.

[Jaquan1254]

@banalust You hated Doakes Mothafucka?

[deathhax]

@banalust No way! he was one of the best characters, i personally enjoyed his character for his background and personality

[dodaj90068]

My fav was when ice truck killer left the blood in room 103 and Doakes says "It's like your wet dream in there Morgan"

[d260]

haha, I remember the episode where Lila kills Doakes. She finds the cabin and finds Doakes locked in a cage and she's like "You poor thing..." and Doakes thinking he's been rescued says something like "I'll be alright, just get me outta here" and then Lila like "No, I mean Dexter". LoL.

[PenttiLinkola23]

Beep? Fucking stupid censorship. I'm glad I don't live in a disgusting country where they censor words.

[liquorstore888888888]

if it weren't for that crazy British hag Doakes would still be around :*(

[Hamzawax]

You like it when women cry?

You like that? hm?

What'chu think psycho?

[josssshua]

Dexter and the ice truck killer, Dexter and Doakes this is what the show's all about. The chase, the excitement the battles! Dexter and quinn though? That fucken dunce couldn't eat his way out of a paper bag. Some two-bit crooked cop is going to bring down dexter? I hope there's a real plot twist coming because the show appears to be taking a turn for the worse.

[killakadafi77]

@josssshua of course not guy

[KokainHipHop]

I hate that doacks died! he was so awesome with his swearing. "Fuck you, motherfucka". someone else cracked totally up when the british bitch said "im dexter's soulmate" and you can see on doaks' face that that was the last thing he needed, the last thing he expected and the last chance for him to survive? he was like "fuck this SHIT"

[monkeyralwayshigh]

doakes isnt anything without swearing lmao

[picspl0x]

Doakes was a great character, even if he was an asshole to Dexter, I like him a lot better than Quinn, I wish Quinn had been in Doakes' place in Season 2, Doakes had potential to carry on into the current season imo.

Some of my favorite Doakes/Dexter quotes:

"I'm watching you!...*Dexter waves*"

"Surprise, Motherfucker!"

"I didn't know you were Jewish."

"Shut the fuck up!"

"You give me the fuckin' creeps, you know that Dexter?"

"Yeah I know...sorry about that."

[sin0186]

Dexter is an amazing show and I absolutely love the show but I'm having a hard time why Doakes is gone. His "replace" Quinn is a really weak character. Is Doakes dead because of the golden rule of "black guys always die first?" Doakes was awesome and funny as hell, unlike Quinn, who looks like he's always needing to take a shit.

[mike68jones]

@sin0186

i agree. when doakes died i was like: well that sucks. his hostility towards dexter was, in its own way, very hillarious. so direct and abrubt. quinn, on the other hand seems like (as the british would say) a wanker. and yeah, he does look like he is perpetually constipated. peace!

[greenbay357]

I still can't believe they killed doakes. I wish deb would just die. I can't stand her, I don't even think she is that good of an actress

[richman066]

you forgot the " i own you " scene!

[Ruciful]

"Fuck you."

"Uhhh....okay."

lmao

[ModeLTU]

"Suprise, motherfucker" indeed

[purpledream77]

Doakes was the best supporting actor in Dexter. Wish they would have kept him. He was hilarious.

[thingjob]

I heard they didn't kill him in the books. Man what a waste. They had such good chemistry. Han Solo and Threepio.

[jessie731]

I was expecting Doakes to come back after "to be continued", all SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER.

[5thWatcher]

1:13

[Dezpin234]

I love it so much when in the 2nd season they find the body on the rocks and you hear Doakes say "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SECURE THIS MOTHER FUCKING CRIME SCENE?!?!?!"

[bloodr0cuted]

DOAKES!!! T_T

[mmmacaveli]

I was looking for something like this, but you guys forgot my favorite line from Doakes, "It's your godamn wet dream in there, Morgan!" Although that wasn't in there, I'm glad "Surprise mothaf***a!" was.

[systemfeletp]

Doakes rules.

[0AhmadMetallic0]

Hey i'll be the guy who talks about dislikers :

8 people suck on bieber's penis and therefore somehow hit the dislike button.

[MuayThaiViking]

@0AhmadMetallic0 a dislike joke with justin bieber in it. very creative!

[0AhmadMetallic0]

@MuayThaiViking  thank you. thanks

[dem6nseed]

Lol, LOVE Doakes!!!

[RangedWoW]

bleeping cuss words is so dam stupid, you can ALWAYS tell what they are saying, maybe its for kids but even as a kid i could always tell what they where saying if anything got bleeped, FUCKIN FUCK!!!

[Lavezzi]

Censored swearing? Fuck you.

[tenkuushijuusan]

@Lavezzi We should be happy that Debra isn't in this, because if she were all we would hear is *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* 

[Liplocker88]

@Lavezzi i think in this case you mean F#@k you. lol

[omnivorous65]

@Lavezzi The funny thing is that it only accentuates the swearing. The mind fills in the "fuck" just like that. Censoring just doesn't work.

[Morningdew1435]

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER.

:)

[EverWinterNights]

You getting a hard-on there Morgan?

[scorch8282]

GOD DAMN! They were so good together. It almost makes me sad that Doakes is gone but, really, they ended their story so fucking well that I'm okay with him only being around for 2 seaons.

[coaly13]

Doaks should play 'jax 'in new mortal kombat movie.

[FuzzyVids]

@coaly13

Michael Jai White is basically Jax minus the arms.

[MrKillerDuckful]

i miss him :(

[fma7samuraichamploo]

Suprise motherfucka! XD

[bonnythebest694]

Doakes: You trying to be smart?!!

Dexter: Not trying....No!

:D :D :D :D

[floeticdeath]

lol The bleeps make this so much funny!

[ro332]

Doakes: Don't even know why I need you.

Doakes: You like that? What's your thing psycho?

Doakes: Spin me a story, asshole!

[termsofuse4569284]

"surprise mothafucka" has got to be the best dexter- doakes moment lol..

"i'm lookin for my sister"- Dexter

"in a cargo box?"- Doakes

Classic

[misterjitsu]

"surprise motherfucker!" gets me everytime

[SniperxHiro]

"I didn't know you were jewish."

[SpartanM621]

1:08 - 1:30 is genius.

[andreschwanm]

Doakes: "F*ck you!"

Dexter: "Hmmm, okay!"

haha.

[jsrunner17]

I agree 69bluntsmoka420 it's to bad doakes had to go in season 2 he was a good for the show it would be fun to see him return as a flashback or ghost

[hempside]

he should never had died...he was a big part in dexter being a hit.

[lilyounan]

stop smiling like a fucking physco

[ZeroZ06]

those two had great chemistry on screen, i can't wait to get dexter on dvd and see dexter and doakes go at it every episode hahaha

[BTNH108464]

Doakes was one my favorite characters.

[candycane15]

Doakes... One of the many gajillion reasons why the first 2 seasons are my favorite

[0lethalxinjectionx]

OMG, even fucking SHOWTIME sees the Dexter/Doakes slash potential!!! XD they even made a video for us!!! XDD

[GeeksGetYourGeekOn]

Does anyone know if there is a version of this without the beeping out of swear words? lol......

[bigtenold]

if you read the book doakes ain't the one that comfronts dexter at the container yard. It is a female cop. Doakes is in all the books. TV always messes up books.

[agenthelios]

Doakes was hilarious with that look he gave. I rented several of the videos, Great series, where is the finale(or has it even come out yet).

If so where can I see that shit?

[cmonutube]

@agenthelios it's a series on showtime... new season comes out in the fall I believe

[xMegatonGirl]

doakes was always on dexters dick

[Saturi]

@xMegatonGirl your just jealous -.-

[tremorsfan12]

"I didn't know you were jewish?" LOL