Orangutan Being Tickled

[Mechakittylove]

@derentscheidendeGott no its a orangutan

[spinkydoodle101]

never mind the orangutan THERES A FUCKING LION FILMING YOU BITCH.

[Emmaa161]

awww so cute xx

[ProdSounds1]

i wish my girlfriend was that flexible.

[mushroomchrisn]

want it. now.

[ivanovsd]

Much, much cuter than a human baby...

[WEBBZfromPANTERA]

@ivanovsd Haha, really? I think you and your partner might want to get yourselves checked out if you can't have a baby better looking that this!

[rael8]

thanks, i thought the same about it but i had to post it.

[rael8]

a giraffe and i walk into a bar. the giraffe falls asleep. the barkeep says to me, "what's that lyin' on the floor?" i said, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

[axolszewski]

@rael8 lol, corny but nice.

[MySharkyNomzYou]

I LOVE MONKEYS

[maraseea]

@MySharkyNomzYou its not a monky, its a great ape

[AeroZone100]

Wtf, was that a lion growling?!

[imallpissedoff]

It's only a 9 second video and I spent half of that trying to get rid of that stupid ad.

[CuriousMe206]

was a alligator recording this?

[xLoziex]

awwwwwwwww



[missytortoise]

i want one so bad

[Mightylite94]

@missytortoise a fuckin orangutan? thats fuckin insane it would kill a person

[KristaOrangutan]

@Mightylite94 I think you might have wrong information. Orangutans are very gentle. Adult chimpanzees can be volatile.

[Mightylite94]

@KristaOrangutan i saw on discovery channel some lady had an orangutan and was ripped up and eaten alive by her orangutan

[KristaOrangutan]

@KristaOrangutan I received your email. The show you are talking about is a chimp. Of course any animal- wild or domesticated- that is trapped, threatened, and/or mistreated will fight to defend itself.

[missytortoise]

@Mightylite94 i would tickle it

[Mightylite94]

@missytortoise Stupid animals have many things in common...

[CeLticFire1251]

its a real life tickle me elmo!

[KanyeTroll]

is it wrong that this turns me on?

[isetmfriendsofire]

@KanyeTroll Nope.

[LivingInSpirit]

lol thats kewl

[nikkiluvsthebiebz018]

thumbs up if SLB sent you here!

[roockowacko]

this sucks . i tought it said " orangutan being tackled " -_-

[Pop12646Okami]

awwww!!  :D

[987654614]

Iv always wanted my own baby orang. But sadly Id have to give him or her to a zoo when they were older.

[jah2mail]

After this video he pee'd into his own mouth. how cute is that?

[killaxclan]

this really felt like child molestation... in a cute way... i think... wait...

[madialibffs]

That shows that orangutans are just like people!

[chilicheese835]

he looks like he wants you to leave him the fuck alone

[1R4Q15TYL3]

awwh soo cute... UNTIL HE RIPS YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF

[ahonestwoman]

@1R4Q15TYL3 No chimps do that..orangutans are pretty peaceful.

[ToxicPros]

@1R4Q15TYL3 that woman on the oprah show, ewwwwwww

[Teuvil]

wtf is that growling in the backround? They're so going to be food.

[patmandy2009]

So Cute

[amandablasques]

'NOES! HE BE TICKLING MAH FOOT ! D:

[Lazermuffin]

Are they as dangerous as chimpanzees?

[BuriedTeeth]

@Lazermuffin Both get to be about the same size when fully grown. Chimps tend to congregate, while orangutans remain more solitary, or within their own small family. Orangutans usually stay in trees while chimps remain on the ground mostly. Chimps are better at walking/running, but orangutans have very long arms. The most notable fact is that there have been a few cases of male orangutans assaulting human females. So there are factors, but obviously this little baby orangutan is harmless :D

[Christina3192]

why are people arguing about ANIME on a video about ORANGUTANS?

lmao i love reading youtube comments!!!

[AlexMatthewman]

TOO. CUTE. !

[piss666off]

This is sick.

[HerpGoddess]

@piss666off D'awww. You have 666 in your name. You must be soooo hardcore.

[piss666off]

@HerpGoddess I am the hardest of the hardcore.

[piss666off]

@AnimalActivist247 Huh? My name is piss666off.

[sickboylegend]

@piss666off scary

:s

[piss666off]

@sickboylegend Yea you should be scared Mr. Man.

[AnimalActivist247]

@piss666off woops my bad =p i ment to sent that to herpie

[piss666off]

@AnimalActivist247 No Prob.

[EricCris10sen]

oh god. i knew at each monkey video theres a couple people arguing that either humans came from monkeys, or they didnt. who the fuck cares?

[401morgan]

type in the search box parrot with no feet

[kevenchampagne1]

hes getting raped. not tickled LOL

[izzabellful]

lolzzz

[xXSakuraMetalXx]

Awww

[Moiznumbr1]

soooooooooooo cute!

[edlovehorses]

I HATE monkeys

[werewolfy77746]

@edlovehorses

It's not a monkey. It's an ape, dipshit. And it's cute.

[edlovehorses]

@werewolfy77746 I was just stating my opinion and I really couldn't care less if it was an ape, monkey, gorilla, whatever. And I'm sorry that it offended you but you don't have to call me a dipshit. You thinks its cute..I don't. So thats that

[jakeZaks2012]

@edlovehorses, you're a "monkey", too, dope head. Humans and all other apes are related. We share over 97% of our genes with Orangutans. Most of your genes are the same as theirs. When apes look at us, they see another ape - albeit, one with a very juvenile body.

Orangutans are actually quite pleasant natured "monkeys", unlike chimps, which dismember other chimps in "group wars" - chimps are too much like humans!

[BubbleGumNipples]

@jakeZaks2012

Ape, not monkey

[Wubblemeister]

@edlovehorses Don't listen to these kinds of people. They don't have the depth to associate their identities with anything more important, so they feel hurt and need to defend themselves when you say something about what they like.

Think about it. My opinion on something other than you = My opinion of you.

Doesn't work like that. haha

[edlovehorses]

@Wubblemeister ha..yeah I guess

[yellowsparklefish337]

@edlovehorses funny story, i hate horses :)

[edlovehorses]

@yellowsparklefish337 Ok. Since Im more mature than you, I don't mind. I like them, you don't so oh well.

[monicamischief]

I can't believe that dude thought he was smart for reading Gulliver's Travels. Just about every eighth grade English class reads that book and analyzes the satire. It really doesn't take much of a brain to do that, dude.

[gtaunited]

90% percent of the comments about the video are arguments :/

[Poppy0109]

Awwww! So cute! ^.^

[Gr8Gaia]

Too cute!

[koesalagoepagoep]

so what if we're from the apes (THEY ARE AWESOME)

[scotty10211]

not as cute as the Slow louris thing LOL. "i used to want to punch those in their faces 1000 times for no reason" lol i cant help it

[soccerman558]

dude was gettin a little too into it ; )

[dumbasschild]

that´s animal abuse... haha kidding it´s cute

[XowntXihqX]

awwww :)  i wanna eat it

[DrGonzo39]

FAKE AND GAY. Wait no I mean CUTE AND GAY.

[TheManny000]

More like molesting a orangutan...

[CyberKiDxBRnM]

sigh, i looked at the last few pages of comments cause i was curious. that was all started by someone calling it a monkey. dont waste your time, im saving it for you.

monkeys are not apes. apes are gorillas, chimpanzees, humans, orangutans, gibbons and bonobos. apes dont have tails and have larger brains.

[87doofer]

@CyberKiDxBRnM and primates are all of the above =) Just mentioning it for the people who don't know that either, not you in particular.

[DemonDrug95]

EPIC!

[999ballzout]

monkeys give the best nipple twister out there

[pickard72]

looks like one of my in-laws...

[faithbaronx3]

awe its so cute.

[BigAddz2k7]

lol theres like 20 pages of arguing before this comment. dnno how an orangutan caused it, BUT LIFE GOES ON

[IWantToSkateDGK]

its just a fukking orangutan having fun chill out doods.

[Astaticembrace]

Aha no you wouldn't, that awesome animal would rip off your nipples.

[Fuzyoctopus]

hes cute

[ahonestwoman]

noobenstein...I am also a Primate and yup!! got no tail...I guess I am a ape...I can think alot worst things being compared to an ape...Hummmm like a Jackass...just saying!!

[Davoiscool]

man that was fucking epic

[AndrewerdnAndrew]

Truly a feast upon the eyes.

I kinda want it to start up again

I'm going to have to support bearcrab (I'm sorry, excessive capitals hurt my eyes).

But g&s, don't give up!

[ahonestwoman]

First..that baby is NOT a MONKEY but, an APE...maybe getting back into the academics may help you.

[mercuryovum]

May I ask, what the hell is with this comment thread? I was so curious I tried to find the root of it all. I don't know how it started, but I'd be curious to know how such a feud started.

Please, someone fill me in.

[BEARCRAB]

guy's dumb and easy to provoke.

[mercuryovum]

lol.

[windap55]

Why all the rude comments??

[gotriceandshrimp]

Hohoho, back to the one sentence come backs I see.

Got nothing of relevance to say?

[gotriceandshrimp]

Newton: Look noob! The apple fell down! Fascinating, I wonder what made it fall?

You: Who cares! Go do something more interesting with your time.

Newton: Don't you think it is strange how the apple just fell randomly when the other apples didn't?

You: You have too much time on your hands to be

wasting it and staring at how apples fall down. How boring.

Newton: I guess it is kinda boring. Okay, I'll do something else.

And thus the word was horrible screwed over by noobenstein.

Hahahahaha.

[BEARCRAB]

cool story bro. have you ever watched carlos mencia

[gotriceandshrimp]

You mean that comedian that states the obvious yet enforces racism?

Yeah, I heard of him.

[BEARCRAB]

good, then you'll understand this when I say you sound like him.

[gotriceandshrimp]

I sound racist and state the obvious.

If I'm stating the obvious then I am right and you are wrong since it is clearly the obvious.

If I'm racist......then re-read my post because clearly you have been reading someone else.

Seriously, go back to school and learn something....

[BEARCRAB]

Actually, it was more about you being unfunny. Thanks for playing.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Oh wow, since humor is the least sought idea of our rants.

Kudos for getting the obvious, NOT.

Paying attention fail.

[BEARCRAB]

Oh wow, so with your idiotic dialogue between what Newton and "noobenstein," you weren't trying to be funny? That's interesting, since you ended it with laughter.

Also, thank you for your Borat-inspired one liners. Very nice~

Don't respond to anything else. You are a child. Maybe once you get past the age of 24, you'll have matured a little more. Right now, you're basically me at thirteen. Minus the horrible taste in entertainment.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Ugh no it wasn't. It was suppose to represent his lack of perceiving anything that takes patience or a sense of deep thought. I ended it with laughter because it I found it humors in the end even though it was not meant to be funny.

Borat-inspired one liners?

You watching that movie alone means you should just shut the hell up and leave this conversation.

And where in the hell do you see me leaving one line post?

Seriously, don't get angry because me at 17 is more intelligent that you at 24.

[BEARCRAB]

You're becoming more incoherent as time goes on.

So yeah, I'm right. You meant it to be funny, thanks.

Do you know what a one liner is?

Haha, I'm not twenty-four,genius.

"Interests and Hobbies: Anime, Anime, and more Anime. Did I mention Anime? Well....Anime!!!!!!! Gaming, Drawing, Culture, Badminton, Tennis, Running, Singing, and Dreaming "

Yes, truly, a prodigy.

[gotriceandshrimp]

You need to get your facts straight.

Who keeps coming back with nothing but assumption and personal opinions about Newton and Galileo?

Yes I know what a one liner is, I just yet to see me post just ONE LINE comments.

Haha, like I'm suppose to know what your real age is moron?

Unlike some people I stick to the topic instead of wandering off hoping to score points by attack their interest and hobbies.

Your a failure, honestly.

[BEARCRAB]

Well, you do.

And I guess you honestly don't know what a one liner is.

Yes, I am the moron because you were wrong. Brilliant.

You stick to the topic by calling people ten years old.

"Your a failure." How many times are you going to fuck that up?

[gotriceandshrimp]

Have you even got anything relevant to say either then just lowly criticism?

Yes you are a moron because you insist on talking even though you are wrong and in the end I always see you trying to use things I wrote against me.

As long as your a failure, I'm gonna keep labeling you that.

[BEARCRAB]

I insist on talking even though I am wrong. This from the guy who claims that sarcasm doesn't exist in books. Oh, and ignores every point he knows proves him wrong.

"your a failure" You still don't see what's wrong with this, huh.

[gotriceandshrimp]

You have been ranting on how sarcasm is SO abundant in books yet you still have to provide even ONE example.

How long you gonna keep up this bullshit before you actually prove something.

You are a failure, since all you do is to try and let me answer what you should of known if you truly knew what you were talking about.

[BEARCRAB]

Uh, What the fuck do you want me to do, read the fucking books to you? How about you go to a fucking library.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Wow, like you can't just pick up from one word and end it with a sentence?

Even better, look it up ONLINE.

[BEARCRAB]

Incomprehensible. F- Try agian

[gotriceandshrimp]

Oh sorry, you have no more lives to go fourth!

Game over.

Please exit the internet.

[BEARCRAB]

Also, hahaha, I'm sorry I try to use the things you write against you. I guess I should just stick to making up things for you to say, as you do for me!

[gotriceandshrimp]

Funny, I yet to use anything you say against you.

Don't see why I should start now since you've done such a great job at it already.

[BEARCRAB]

This is incomprehensible. F- Try again

[gotriceandshrimp]

You are an idiot.

Learn how to comprehend on a higher level than elementary.

Minus one life.

Game over.

Try again, NOT!

[gotriceandshrimp]

By the way I've seen he comments on your profile, apparently YOU the one you shouldn't respond back since all you post up is "ridiculous, bias, hateful, mongering, and insulting comments";

Thank you AkhilleusWeeps.

Seriously, if you haven't got the message already here it is; YOUR WRONG PERIOD!

Just sit down and be quiet while people who actually have something worth wild to say say it without being attacked by a no life, low life, scum like you.

P.S ~ Name fail, BEARCRAP!

[BEARCRAB]

And all you post is verbal diarrhea. Thank you.

"Your wrong period." Thank you. Thank you for summing up everything that is wrong with you in one "sentence." I'm sure you'll ignore this, just like everything else you can comprehend that reflects poorly on you.

Name fail, Bearcrap? Okay, not only do you appear to speak only in catchprhases, your name is gotriceandshrimp. YOUR NAME IS GOTRICEANDSHRIMP.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Oh wow, it's a confidence that 20+ people, maybe even more, think your a loud and obnoxious ignorant moron who spews out nothing but nonsense and idiocy?

Your a real moron huh? Not only was that intended towards you but you have the nerve to use what I say because your moron ass is out of ideas?

Furthermore, you haven't even given me any reason why it reflects on me.

My name represents my ethnicity and my pride and interest in Asian culture.

Whats does your represent?

BEARCRAP

Animal shit?

[BEARCRAB]

Actually 20+ people are mad at me for calling them out on their retardery, much like you!

The next thing you write, well, I think the disease is starting to progress further because you seem to be under heavy delusions that I would ever want to copy anything you say.

Oh boy, The far east must be proud that your knowledge of asian culture extends as far as rice,shrimp, and terrible tv shows.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Randomly assuming their retarded because they left a post on the internet that didn't appeal to you, wow; I bet your proud of your accomplishments.

You really are a moron huh, there is PROOF that you copy what I have written here so trying to deny it and make me look bad is just plain idiotic.

Ugh, wrong. Apparently your knowledge of my knowledge of Asian culture only extends to what you read online.

Good job on assuming you know everything about a person by reading their online profile, NOT.

[BEARCRAB]

Yeah, I quote what you say. To mock you. God, you're thick.

Let me get this straight:

You claim I'm 24 due to my profile

You claim I'm an idiot because you were wrong about that

I claim all you know about Japan is anime due to your profile

You claim I'm an idiot because I'm wrong about that (I'm not)

Have you ever heard of the phrase, pot calling the kettle black?

[gotriceandshrimp]

I claim your 24 due to your profile; You are an idiot because you assumed that I knew your real age.

You have categorized me due to my profile; You are an idiot because you assumed my profile was my life's biography.

Now...

Assumption of an age of someone who claims he's older than me?

Assumption of one's entire life by information on their profile?

You FAIL to see the HUGE gap.

[BEARCRAB]

You just said your entire life is anime ahhahahahah

[gotriceandshrimp]

I see we dwindled to complete and utter nonsense, the kind where you should just stop making a fool of yourself and leave.

[ap0calypse5]

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[veiledvulture]

lol yeah!!! XD

[gotriceandshrimp]

Boring and dumb? Lamest reasons ever.

What are you a ten year old? Can't you come up with something more factual or maybe even something or more inportance than "boring and dumb?"

Clearly you never made it to Speech and Debate.

Please, I've seen your videos, if that's what you consider interesting or how you spend your time.....go outside.

Thank god you weren't around when Newton saw the apple drop, god knows how mess up you might have screwed over history.

[BEARCRAB]

Yes, because calling someone a ten year old is a valid tactic documented and taught in debate class DUDURHURH HURRHURHR

furthermore, it would be terrible if someone initially produced disbelief concerning Newton's theories oh wait that happened to every single scientist ever because that is how the scientific method works aiahPRASOFh

[gotriceandshrimp]

No, calling someone a ten year old is basically saying just because of their age they do not know any better than you, thus a maneuver of the lowest form.

Second, I did not criticize the theory but the process. If someone had told him to just forget about apples falling from trees there would be no theory.

Third, know what the other side's stand point is before you jump into someone else conversation and look like a complete moron.

[BEARCRAB]

And yet you were the first to do it. Good job on that whole recognizing sarcasm thing by the way\

also way to miss the entire point. people did in fact tell newton just that, as they told galileo, ptolemy, brahe,

third, DHURURUURr

fourth, sorry about your crippling aspergers

[gotriceandshrimp]

First to do it? Open your eyes.

Where does it say that I stated he was a ten year old and not assumed?

Oh yeah, sarcasm on the internet is so highly obvious.

Second, read a book. People might have criticized his theory but said a word about him and his falling apples. People could care less about him watching apples fall, it was the life changing theory about gravity that was terrifying.

Third, you may be inferring I'm a retard, but your the one making the sounds.

Don't do drugs dude.

[BEARCRAB]

"Boring and dumb? Lamest reasons ever.

What are you a ten year old? Can't you come up with something more factual "

Actually, it is. Do you know what satire is? Just because I don't end every sentence with xD ^_^doesn't mean it isn't obvious.

Two, wrong. In every instance I mentioned, the scientists' methods and theories were ridiculed to some extent. And you know what? Every scientific theory proposed should be criticized, because that's how the scientific method works.

Also, it's you're.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Actually if you don't end the sentence with "XD" or "^_^" it just defeats the purpose with sarcasm on the internet. What's the point of using sarcasm if you don't make it obvious.

Second, fail. Name one occasion where the method was criticized more than the theory.

Every THEORY should be criticized, the process however should only be bought to light if it is suspicious or highly inhumane.

[BEARCRAB]

Uh, no. Anyone who isn't an idiot can recognize sarcasm when used in text. Sorry about your autism :(

Uh oh, looks like someone has never read a thing about Galileo! Better read about him and the church and get back to me!

[gotriceandshrimp]

Ugh, do you even know what sarcasm means?

Use of obvious vocal humor and body gesture to state the opposite of the obvious.

Ever wondered why sarcasm is always in real life and not in books, moron.

Sorry about your poor understanding of vocabulary and common sense.

Galileo, the guy who THEORIES sent him into house arrests and not his methods?

You serious are a moron huh, please just turn off your internet and stop it; delinquency is infectious.

[BEARCRAB]

n. 1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

 3. The use of sarcasm. See synonyms at wit1.

Sarcasm is in so many books. More proof you don't read them. Look up the definition of satire.

Do you honestly believe that the methods that Galileo used to test his ridiculed theories were not also ridiculed.

[gotriceandshrimp]

First all, all the reasons you have here involve speech.

I yet to see and references of sarcasm being used in literature.

You say there is, but yet to mention even ONE example.

Yes I honestly believe Galileo looking through a telescope was insanely over shadowed by the history changing challenge me made on religion and the church.

[BEARCRAB]

Off the top of my head,

Dialogues in Shakespeare, Chaucer, the Satire of Trades written in 2000 BC, Jonathan Swift, especially Gulliver's Travels and on the Irish Potato Famine, Al-Jahiz, Daniel Defoe, MARK FUCKING TWAIN, Charles Dickens, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, and pretty much any great writer you can think of. For you, this would be none. I honestly can't believe this. Just look up satire in an encylopedia or something. Look at how fucking stupid you are.

Also look up Simplicio thanks

[gotriceandshrimp]

Oh wow, everyone who's practically dead or mention in history books.

Can't come up with anything recent?

We'll here I go;

Fate/Stay Night, Peprika, Great Teach Onizuka, Clannad, Bokurano, DieBuster and GunBuster, Eureka Seven, Higurahshi no Naku Koro ni, Library War, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Spirited Away, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Look how ignorant YOU are.

It's a pity that you need a sense of imagination to understand Anime, something you clearly lack

[BEARCRAB]

OH, so because I mentioned some of the greatest writers in history, they don't count, and satire doesn't exist. It is becoming abundantly clear you're one of those people unable to admit when he's wrong due to an unwarranted god complex. Okay, if you want recent stuff

The Onion

Any fucking newspaper

Fight Club

The Zombie Survival Guide Politically Correct Bedtime Stories A Practical Guide To Racism

I Am America (And So Can You!)

[gotriceandshrimp]

Wow, you can't be serious since even a mentally challenged monkey can pick stuff out of its ass that's more threatening than what you write.

The first three shouldn't even be considered relevant because some hot shot internet videos, outdated source of information, and the most cliche concept of a movie ever should be of the LOWEST form.

As for the rest, common?

A few good books, or just books, cannot compete with an industry of great Anime.

At least comic books has some creativity and visual.

[BEARCRAB]

Let's go over this again

You claim sarcasm does not exist in text

I provide a list of great satirical works

You claim those don't count because...they're old?

I list recent ones

None of these examples matter because EVEN A CHILD KNOWS SARCASM EXISTS IN TEXT. Also, great job on your list of children's shows!

[gotriceandshrimp]

You provide a list of books and ASSUME I know every word of that book, what's wrong with you?

Instead of providing a source for me to read upon you expect me to go read EVERY book you list in hopes you are correct, seriously?

If even a child knows his, that only means your no smarter than a child since you cannot even provide proof for something you say is so elementary.

[BEARCRAB]

Or, you know, read any book. You can read literally almost any book and find sarcasm in it.

Just admit it. You don't read.

No, it means you're stupider than a child since you fail to both comprehend the notion and the proof I have already provided!

[gotriceandshrimp]

I do read, you even mention that Fowl was one of my favorite series idiot.

Mention and I don't read even after stating that just proves your a bigger idiot than I thought.

Just admit it, you don't have jack squat to show me about sarcasm in literature.

For crying out loud, WHAT PROOF?

You have just listed a variety of books and automatically expect me to know there is sarcasm in every one of them?

You do not have proof, your have bluffs.

[BEARCRAB]

I was talking about reading books that aren't meant for children, thanks.

Maybe you could, Oh, I don't know, look them up? They're right there, on the internet. All you have to do is type in their names. But you won't. Because you're scared. Of being wrong. Again.

Or you could even read them! Wow! Reading books meant for adults! Amazing!

[gotriceandshrimp]

Talking about it? Where the hell did you even mention "children books" up until now? Moron.

Why would I look them up when you insist on them being there?

I know I'm right, no need to prove myself wrong since your the one who needs to prove yourself right.

Oh yeah, like I'm gonna waste my time for some while goose chase because someone can't prove himself worth shit.

[BEARCRAB]

You're right! It's a wild goose chase! I made up all those authors, books, and the idea of satire! Shakespeare? Who's that? gotriceandshrimp has never read anything by him, so he must not be real!