Dont you have Radar in the US? Germany is a totalitarian state totally controlling the whole population including the use of surveillance with openly installed radar systems. For pics see my homepage chapter Radar-->Radarantennen. And for hundreds of measurements all over Germany see Chapter Messungen-->Messungen der Überwachung mit Radar. Click the flags for translations.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured by the german BND and was assassinated on 11.7.09 for running this homepage.
If you are a truth seeker, search "Truth Contest" in Google and click on the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says. Everyone needs to see this. The Present will turn this world right-side up if it reaches enough people.
What about vagina based terror threats...a vagina can hold loads of guns and explosvs and their humongous booty could hold enough firearms to win a galactic war dimshit...why dont you guys just grow up!!!
Ha ha, terrorists? People still believe that bs? America's fear of 'terrorism' is so sad. How America cannot see the similarities between the Nazis and their own government, can only be described as the most successful attempt at brainwashing in recorded history. It's one of those things that is just so evil, yet you cannot help marveling at how well it works.
@danielvincentkelley Refresh worked. That was pretty funny. The guy at the end being so happy to get his penis checked, that was great. There was a bunch of funny jokes in there. Rare seeing pointed humor these days. I got here from a video of a girl throwing a tantrum being continuedly searched. Apparently someone thought it worth recording and started midway into the pat down, so whatever dirty caused the ruckus was not seen. Anyhow, thanks for the laughs guys.
1.8 million views cause we all saw the girl in getting a scan, but yet, no girl. False advertising at it's best. Says a lot about those who made this. Nothing turns me off a product more than false advertising. I will not be watching anything else from these people.
a few years ago 2 parents went out to eat, the babysitter called and asked if they wanted her to cover the clown statue in the kids' room. The parents said to get the kids and get out of the hous and they will call the police because the "clown statue" was a killer who escaped prison. If u don't post this comment to 10 videos tonight then the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 with a chainsaw in his hand.
You have more than a 1000 percent chance of being hit by lightning bolt than a boogie man with a beard, or whoever is the next fictional enemy to scare the sheep into you. Direct democracy is the only way home.
You have more than a 1000 percent change of being hit by lightning bolt than a boogie man with a beard, or whoever the next scary group from the media. Direct democracy is the only way home.
Thumbs up if you only clicked on this video because you saw a half naked chick as the thumbnail, than got let down when you realised the whole thing is about cock
"You're in?" LOLLL!!! :-) Those are some good actors - no WAY I could've said even a third of these lines with a straight face. "There are over 3 billion penises in the world. The genital visualizer gets us closer to seeing every one of them...." LOL!!! Love it. -)
@WeeDItsGood 'american humor' is actually an oxymoron.
Take an english joke, throw away the punchline, insert the word penis/dick 50 or so times, add a couple of wierd looking blokes and one homosexual reference at the end. Call it american,
If TSA finds anything in my Cock they should have to SLOWLY suck it out.
Very slowly...that's it...yeah...right there...opps...no teeth...watch those teeth...ahhh...that's it...that's it.....a little faster now....OH YES!...OH OH OH OH........YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I'm gonna step outside and have a cigarette now.
hammerogod 4 months ago
"This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines"
What a shitty 'community guidelines'. Because implying the existence of male genitalia will forever corrupt the younger audience. Fuck you youtube!
newtubetubetube 4 months ago
Like this if you only watched this video for the vagina that never came
joshmom100 6 months ago
ROFL.
Mansse 6 months ago
Dont you have Radar in the US? Germany is a totalitarian state totally controlling the whole population including the use of surveillance with openly installed radar systems. For pics see my homepage chapter Radar-->Radarantennen. And for hundreds of measurements all over Germany see Chapter Messungen-->Messungen der Überwachung mit Radar. Click the flags for translations.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured by the german BND and was assassinated on 11.7.09 for running this homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you are a truth seeker, search "Truth Contest" in Google and click on the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says. Everyone needs to see this. The Present will turn this world right-side up if it reaches enough people.
DemianHermann 6 months ago
Lmao, Wtf?
JGqWpGJ 6 months ago
xd
MaximusSss97 6 months ago
ohh,she masturbated with a gun?
florian1834 6 months ago
omg, this is brilliant! Truly hilarious!
bostonbrowser 6 months ago
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dartter50 6 months ago
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sims2admirador 6 months ago
What about vagina based terror threats...a vagina can hold loads of guns and explosvs and their humongous booty could hold enough firearms to win a galactic war dimshit...why dont you guys just grow up!!!
Personally i think you are gay and a retard.
alanreymond 7 months ago
Ha ha, terrorists? People still believe that bs? America's fear of 'terrorism' is so sad. How America cannot see the similarities between the Nazis and their own government, can only be described as the most successful attempt at brainwashing in recorded history. It's one of those things that is just so evil, yet you cannot help marveling at how well it works.
greenteacamo 7 months ago
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
cherryberry160 7 months ago
@MrMethadrine the penis IS the "cunt scanner" lol
meldrey 7 months ago
HE PISSED A MEXICAN LMFAO!!!!
stfuplzzzz 7 months ago
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stfuplzzzz 7 months ago
ROFL
KieshaJ55 7 months ago
hahahahahaha :) mexicans i love u people!
KonfusedMind 7 months ago
SON OF A BITCH!!! I SEEN A DICK!! DX
nitesXmoon 7 months ago
no wonder
shosc16 7 months ago
Weapons of Mass Destruction YEAAAAH! :D
SharptoothedGrin 7 months ago
FAKE !!
Arpit4063 7 months ago
@Arpit4063 what, your kidding!!!!! *lol*
masterchif89 7 months ago
@Arpit4063 Well done captain obvious.
ReyMrBan 7 months ago
@ReyMrBan Not obvious for many, look at masterchif89's comment
Arpit4063 7 months ago
@Arpit4063 ya think ???....what a dipshit.
MrHPISS 7 months ago
The TSA scanners equal 50 to 100 x-rays per scam-The scanners are really a EUGENICS program to decrease life expectancy.
libertydogfight 7 months ago
alter in eine muschi passt mehr rein als in einen penis ! :O
DerWlXx3R 7 months ago
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sswemmer 7 months ago
pinches gringos hijos de puta!!!!
maradonitagonzalez 7 months ago
hahahahaahahahhahahahahahah
zakige0 7 months ago
lol
detsuga 8 months ago
the gay guy at the end ruined it... to obvious
fatqwert200 8 months ago
An error occurred, please try again later. What the hell is this youtube!?
danielvincentkelley 8 months ago
@danielvincentkelley Refresh worked. That was pretty funny. The guy at the end being so happy to get his penis checked, that was great. There was a bunch of funny jokes in there. Rare seeing pointed humor these days. I got here from a video of a girl throwing a tantrum being continuedly searched. Apparently someone thought it worth recording and started midway into the pat down, so whatever dirty caused the ruckus was not seen. Anyhow, thanks for the laughs guys.
danielvincentkelley 8 months ago
great! Awesome! keep it up!
TDKinTOKYO 8 months ago
jajajaajjajajaja
guti031086 8 months ago
How did I stumble onto this video....
tyfi109 8 months ago
hi
aymendrk 8 months ago
hahah americunts
M4DDYYYY 8 months ago 2
europe and the u.s running out of penises..lolzz..porn business..
deeploadsin 8 months ago
Is there protection.. or is their penis' gonna have cancer? lol
Gbust2000 8 months ago
the guy with the gun in his dick is also in College Humor vids
Essah15 8 months ago
looooooooooooooooooool a man in penis?!?!!!!!!!!
qiipup 8 months ago
Yeah a gun in a penis thats really realistic
Dxxchrisable 8 months ago 2
luuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
vhbcvb 8 months ago
wtfff hahaha
eve7709 8 months ago
A vagina can fit more items than a penis...wheres the "cunt scanner"?
MrMethadrine 8 months ago 65
@MrMethadrine You rang?
fastacker2 8 months ago
@MrMethadrine absolutely, you would be amazed at how much can fit up there (ping pong show, bangkok. I almost died)
seppomuppit 7 months ago
@MrMethadrine There is. Who do you think the horny old man behind the monitor is?
startreking2007 6 months ago
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MrMethadrine 8 months ago
i dont wanna travel no more lol!!!!
EmpiricalFact 8 months ago 2
you laugh, folks, but this day will probably cum....
HAHAHAHA GET IT?!?!?
hecate124 8 months ago 6
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please check my penis ,it spits
pearsc5d 8 months ago
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please check my penis ,it spits
pearsc5d 8 months ago
omg is this a joke lmfao
nuric28 8 months ago
thumps up if you have cheated.
eddduone 8 months ago
hahahahaha....how afraid these guys are.....
aahad786 8 months ago
what is this
i cant understand
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MsMsbing 8 months ago
yea thats how i waS BROUGHT OVER
SuizidalLightning 8 months ago
rofl
Aislan4414 8 months ago
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Blondenfun1 8 months ago
hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha xD delirious...
moritasan417 8 months ago
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hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
jabib7 8 months ago
funnye :D
DyaElliya14211 8 months ago
1.8 million views cause we all saw the girl in getting a scan, but yet, no girl. False advertising at it's best. Says a lot about those who made this. Nothing turns me off a product more than false advertising. I will not be watching anything else from these people.
greasemonkeii 8 months ago 3
Real America
intandrew 8 months ago
This is funny, but by the same token, it's a real possibility that this is coming to pass real quick.
RisingOmega 8 months ago
Mmkay theres nothing to see here - No girl, no gun in pussy, this video is a scam.
omistust 8 months ago
totally makes sense
OC8O 8 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Z19901000 8 months ago
hahahahaahaha
theguhl 8 months ago
hahahahahahaha
NewEarthProd 8 months ago
hahaah
dalmatiazadar 8 months ago
ahh, my day is better because that was hilarious...
sw1232 8 months ago
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paraaahh...
ecco614 8 months ago
Parah....
ecco614 8 months ago
it's fun ^^
loneworld194 8 months ago
so thats how the mexicans are getting in to the country!
ReyMrBan 8 months ago 100
@ReyMrBan haha lmao
jibi1705 8 months ago
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The only way we can get free is to - FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE I'm ready2roll are U
spellgrounds 8 months ago
what about chicks? what if they are hiding something in the vagina?
cardude1992 8 months ago
2:58 did that guy just come out of that guy's penis? GODDAMN
nikiLOVEcats 8 months ago
like if you agree on this. "fuck smuggling, i'll just have a mexican do it for me"
KingCannabis100 8 months ago
thumbs up if your dick brought you here
heezybrooge 8 months ago
FUCK THE TSA!!
restate123 8 months ago
did he just got a man out of his dick ? :P
a7madLp 8 months ago
is that a joke? ^^
girl74100 8 months ago
lol
starfaery 8 months ago
Grosssssssss
Kirzan66 8 months ago
Fucking lame
PuyiWuyi 8 months ago
i am Saudi i believe us going to do it with us hahahahhahh
bluefinger100 8 months ago
lol...is that even possible ??
pwnagesince1996 8 months ago
Dam it's so funny :P
GDIxD 8 months ago
all in, all in....you're in?
Lol. LMAO
Mint226 8 months ago
1,120 people was all the way in and still couldn't be found
ArT2Oo0 8 months ago
howd i get here form watching slow motion videos lmao
DELOVINO123 8 months ago
Just another fucking misleading thumb nail.
rpm303 8 months ago
"OMG! we have a situation!"
ghostgate 8 months ago
wouldn't have touched that gun if it was in there xD
Christhehugo 8 months ago
one can't really be angry of being tricked by the thumbnail picture
because this is so much better.
unamaxify 8 months ago
hahaha fake 100%
SpExDN 8 months ago
@SpExDN good job captain obvious
ArT2Oo0 8 months ago
@LunchIsServed Then why did you click ?
malmberg69 8 months ago
what a stupid way to show their stupidity and of course a way to humiliate people...noob
jejuntat 8 months ago
1:21 I thought that that guy was peeing :P
RolandsBura 8 months ago
Is the guy on the right is Chuck bartawisky from TV serial CHUCK ???
alphaprolix 8 months ago
1:20 is gold.
drawesome2000 8 months ago
FUCK U THUMBS DOWN SCAMERS!
nodogyougay48 8 months ago
i would jerk it n shoot my load on the custom lady lol 8===0-----
Koloudu 8 months ago
@LunchIsServed Sorry if I offended you bro, but i just had nothing to do that day
Diegoveloso3 8 months ago
That is stupid every one know vaginas are better suited for that :3
Holowed25 8 months ago
I can carry a bazooka in my penis. =)
BurtSteven 8 months ago
lol
willpat2 8 months ago
where is the hot girl from the thumpnail lol
SalsaSalling 8 months ago
that just shows how fucking perverted they are
dhiabnt 8 months ago
lol wtf is this some kind of a imagination cartoon?
blablablahahaha000 8 months ago
SOOOOOOOoooooofunny....but I don't get out much
sweetfreesia1 8 months ago
Where is that girl u sons of bitches
DonAbhilash 8 months ago
Fuck NWO
MuslimsVsJews 8 months ago
hilarious!
ishaqzafar 8 months ago
wheres the girl????
thegreatestg 8 months ago 167
lol is this real? XD jk
god1234567891011 8 months ago
Dam, it would be funny, if not for the fact that I will never visit the US ever again.
No, wait, that is funny. I'd rather visit India or China. Dumb or what.........
fatcat2939 8 months ago
this is one of the worst ever
missayaa 8 months ago
Wait is this real?
AdvMineCraftTuts 8 months ago
@AdvMineCraftTuts yuppp this is real ! something call , useful penis ~ xDDDDD
MrZach9016 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
a few years ago 2 parents went out to eat, the babysitter called and asked if they wanted her to cover the clown statue in the kids' room. The parents said to get the kids and get out of the hous and they will call the police because the "clown statue" was a killer who escaped prison. If u don't post this comment to 10 videos tonight then the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 with a chainsaw in his hand.
NinoAndJakobTV 8 months ago
where's the pic of the chick?
sexforshow 8 months ago
CHECK MY SIZE 12 8============D~~~
frankvalle69 8 months ago
I have a dildo in my dick. ;)
LunaticQuutamo 8 months ago
1:47 oh, ok it's just a joke...
USA security insane, everything is possible, was my first thought by klickin' on it.
LunaticQuutamo 8 months ago
haaaa haaaaaa fuck crazy.......
vinaykumrr 8 months ago
oh god ............. :-D
Bramborail 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is so fake and gross
kinggyuj 8 months ago
This is sooooooooooooooooooooo FAKE
1Manilee 8 months ago
@1Manilee orly?
sephyrcato 8 months ago
lol he keeped a robber in his dick?!
CODEROE120 8 months ago
The genital visualizer, gets us closer to nothing. :)
CODEROE120 8 months ago
why does a girl inspect penises
toxicmonkeydude 8 months ago
I want everyone to know that I'm hung like a whale.
bearmare 8 months ago
wtf is up with the three stooges with flu/???? waste of time!... other than that this is hilarious
BklynGhost718 8 months ago
before the lady was pulling the stuff out the guys balls he was sucking his balls
MyHihi100 8 months ago
damn hahahahaa
JordanFanningJonasNY 8 months ago
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wanna check my too
kabyzdoh 8 months ago
stupid idiot monkey film
arazhman 8 months ago
His penis must be huge @ 1:47 in order for the gun to have space inside it
memoriesin 8 months ago
bad vid!
sscholle333 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Penis bigger than gun..LOL.
alamiah9 8 months ago
1:47 gun in penis ?? :D :D :D WTF ? :D srsly America wtf? :D
Bootcherthe 8 months ago
W T F ?
SuperWildWeasel 8 months ago
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Very funny! Thumbs up!
stayfirmandunited 8 months ago
Did anyone else yawn when they where yawning or w/e?
MrMonshez 8 months ago
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, Is this where we get our penis' checked?"
badprincess19 8 months ago
thats retarded
maximumoverdrive96 8 months ago
rofl at the illegal immgrint jumpin out lol
100PercentTHCfilms 8 months ago 3
how unmature watch out they might see your pee pee
tomanyasses 8 months ago
You have more than a 1000 percent chance of being hit by lightning bolt than a boogie man with a beard, or whoever is the next fictional enemy to scare the sheep into you. Direct democracy is the only way home.
gameralholbert 8 months ago
You have more than a 1000 percent change of being hit by lightning bolt than a boogie man with a beard, or whoever the next scary group from the media. Direct democracy is the only way home.
gameralholbert 8 months ago
thumbs up if you entered this vid because of the photo of the nacked girl
elrossi96 8 months ago 3
Pretty funny.
bnfunky33 8 months ago
WTF how come the gun can get in the penis ...?
paitopie 8 months ago
jaiajaijaia shit really happens
hanohypersequence 8 months ago
Yo are one of you named Paul? did you go to Emmanuel College for a year or two? I swear to god i know you...
maverick42a 8 months ago
hahahaha
musicaltopia 8 months ago
Why do they got a half boner?
AsiaFanNR1 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you only clicked on this video because you saw a half naked chick as the thumbnail, than got let down when you realised the whole thing is about cock
MrUnrucky 8 months ago 42
haahaaahaaaa
shaneo1482 8 months ago
This is serious beeneiss
wolfrox777 8 months ago
0:38
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rockyflatsgear 8 months ago
how many penis did she see? Omaigatt every day!!
pumpkids890 8 months ago
rofl. insane humour
UnrealZmeu 8 months ago
Like if you clicked this because of the hot chick and her scan
Diegoveloso3 8 months ago 285
What the fuck!?!? I didn't even know this existed ... now I see how the world is going to end, this can't be real.
faostube 8 months ago
this is funny... would something like this ever become reality? oh.. boy. funny ...
lucas911611 8 months ago
lol
buggiala 8 months ago
"You're in?" LOLLL!!! :-) Those are some good actors - no WAY I could've said even a third of these lines with a straight face. "There are over 3 billion penises in the world. The genital visualizer gets us closer to seeing every one of them...." LOL!!! Love it. -)
ZachariasLePuertre 8 months ago 2
American humor sucks:)=))
WeeDItsGood 8 months ago
@WeeDItsGood Nope, not all american humor. Just this, and things like it.
Sideshowspike 8 months ago
@WeeDItsGood 'american humor' is actually an oxymoron.
Take an english joke, throw away the punchline, insert the word penis/dick 50 or so times, add a couple of wierd looking blokes and one homosexual reference at the end. Call it american,
w1n6ed83a5t 8 months ago