Harry Potter vs. Twilight, Onion News' Will Graham : ...

[Highpicher]

THIS HAS SO MENY FLIPPEN ADS!

[SandraCityhzai1]

The books are good,but when I saw this movie I laughed at the cheesiness? of every scene. :)

leakedmovies . biz

[72bluestar]

People who think that Twilight is better obviously love stories that have no plot, stipping man whores and stupid exuses to stalk people when they sleep. I tried readingn Twilight and actually got bored of it withing 3 chapters. That usually dosen't happen. Harry Potter is frikin awesome and if Twilight freaks wanna hate me because of that, see if i care. i'm not a slut

[liahkhute]

Harry Potter forEVER!

[torixx13]

Harry Potter all the way!

[RobinGothic16]

I laughed for about 1 sec xD

[mrpuntrd1980]

go! TWILIGHT! there AWESOME!

[Mayarideshorses]

@mrpuntrd1980 They're?

Another example of how Twilight fans are uneducated.

[AntiClockwisePro]

haha Reel Big Show...

REEL BIG FISH!

sorry, it just came to me.

[DrakeKensei]

twilight: emo sparkle vampire that feils love a shape shifter that never wears a shirt and calls himself a werewolve im not even gonna go on no point. harry potter Hermione Granger who is hot awesome magic once again no need to go on. the dude who plays Jacob Black does have nice abbs though not gonna completely diss him the only reason i ever watch twilight is because they get hot chicks to play the vampires

[ayse1hermione2]

"no i cant read"

[CamiR092991]

Why do people even bother comparing them? Is it because they both had a large, passionate fan base? if that's the case then that's almost insulting...

Don't get me wrong, Harry Potter IS better, but not only are the fans completely different from those of Twilight, the plots are different, and therefore they shouldn't be compared because they have nothing in common.

(Nevertheless, doodlequeen96's comment is win).

[Dratini999]

Harry Potter rules!!! It's original whereas Twilight has no plot at all. I mean, come on...sparkling vampires??? Dracula would so laugh his ass off xD

[ilovedevin34]

@Dratini999 OMG SO TRUE!! THANK YOU 4 POINTING THAT OUT!!

[Lif34evagirlz]

no its not funny

[ilovedevin34]

HARRY POTTER RULEZ!!!

[Lif34evagirlz]

harry potter is for faggets who have no life

[ilovedevin34]

@Lif34evagirlz Twilight is for homos who like watching shirtless dudes sparkle

[Lif34evagirlz]

@ilovedevin34 Lol, minus the homos part thats tru

[Zebracorna]

@ilovedevin34 Seriously? Man, I don't like twilight but... *snort* You're just a moron.

[ilovedevin34]

@Zebracorna AWW THANKS!

[Dratini999]

@ilovedevin34 omg I love you xD I was afraid I was the only one who thought that!

[fluxreborn]

@dollysara1 apparently my roomate decided to use my computer to comment without my knowledge.... i dont care enough to waste my time slandering shit on the internet...

[IAmTheShadowOfDeath]

Harry Potter rulez bro r u serious? twilight is faggish as fuck and ruins the scaryness of real vampires and wolves from historys myths and tales...basicly its a huge insult on history. Harry Potter on the other hand....your always trying to see that one bitchs tits <3

[doodlequeen96]

Dear Jacob Black,

You drive motorcycles, turn into a giant dog, and your surname is Black.

how original.

Sincerely, Sirius Black



[Origamigirl11]

@doodlequeen96 XD

[6684lillian]

@doodlequeen96

LOL good one. XD

[philipmarie1854]

@doodlequeen96 Wow, I never noticed that!

[figureskater419]

harry potter is AWESOME! twilight SUCKS!

[Dragongurrrl7]

Don't hate the Actors of Twilight just because they where in it. They where just acting, it's their job, but I must say that Kirsten Stewart, is a HORRIBLE actress.

[fluxreborn]

harry potter is gay, so is twilight.

[fluxreborn]

harry potter is gay

[dollysara1]

@fluxreborn Sorry, dude. I believe the only one who is "gay" here are you.

[XxBaby0thugxX]

thats a coicidence....... im just trolling :D

[starcomthingy]

HP all the way

[gtamythmaster43]

Onion news sucks.

[TheWhitewolf789]

i like both twilight and harry potter

[hpgirl1214]

Dear Twilight,

I'm sorry, where is your theme park?

Sincerely, Harry Potter.

[tenniscrazy08]

ok so everyone has seen this already but:

harry potter is better than twilight because

cedric diggory=robert pattinson=edward cullen

Voldemort > cedric diggory

HP >Voldemort

So... HP > Edward Cullen

[miniman649]

@tenniscrazy08 You forgot one person.

It goes like

Cedric=Robert=Edward

Wormtail > Edward

Voldemort > Wormtail

Harry Potter > Voldemort

Remember. It was wormtail that killed Cedric.

[hotscottrulz]

boo



[AliceCullensAwesome]

Harry Potter is OBVIOUSLY BETTER! And before about 1000 people say that my username is Twilight related, can I just say that I, like many here, went through a Twilight faze, and I just happened to create my YouTube account at that time, but I have always, and will always prefer Harry Potter, because Ron and Hermione are the ultimate fictional couple, Sirius Black is OBVIOUSLY cooler than Jacob Black, and Robert Pattinson was better looking as Cedric Diggory anyway.

[Bongeziwethefridge]

This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen, when I started watching it my ass began to hurt and I realized that I would much rather have an std from Lucifer himself and an arrow in my neck than ever subject myself to this pathetic show again, you guys should really just stop.

[TheMoonsMistress]

@Bongeziwethefridge hahahahaha that is fuuniest thing i think ive ever heard!!! lol

[samplesowoopass]

@Bongeziwethefridge lolumad?

[cobblergobbler77]

my name is will graham. this man is a fucking impostor.

[bubblehobos]

This is really simple you guys.. tell me, which series has an amusement park based on it? Twilight doesnt come anywhere near being as totally awesome as Harry Potter. :3

[americangirl12561]

i feel the same way bout twilight!!!!!!!!ITS SUCKS!!!

[gtabogthugefan]

agree with the 716Sinister

[Mariofan421]

yo dawwg

[punca]

HARRY POTTER FTW!

[smay96]

hmmmm.who's better twilight or hp? that's the same question as 'which is better. blood sucking cannibals or awesome spellcasting with great music?' Harry Potter all the way!!! ;p

[megamantwelve]

Harry Potter will always be better than Twilight because Harry Potter doesn't need shirtless guys and plot-less love stories to be awesome. Basically, a typical Twilight Movie goes like this: Bella, a stupid do nothing chick, gets in some sort of trouble and relies on her male stripper boyfriends to save her. And, Harry Potter fans don't threaten to kill you if you insult Harry Potter. Twilight fans on the other hand, are annoying, usually 12 year old girls and androgynous men, and dumb as shit.

[reba38491]

@megamantwelve I agree 100%. What does androgynous mean?

[megamantwelve]

@reba38491 To put it simply, when dealing with men, it means gay

[BadMoonRising0202]

@megamantwelve I'm 20 and I'm a fan of both. It's different, that's all!^^

[jafferatuf]

Twillight suxs HP roxs

[Blacky2604]

It's a bit like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded...

[cabagepatch8]

how can I choose I will be switzerland, i love them both

[ElvenGirl1000]

Twilight!

[brokinwand92]

@ElvenGirl1000 go away, literally....Twishit sux

[mindmaster117]

that guy is REALLY sweaty, bertie botts flavor beans f**kin rock

[1siobhain]

I like both Harry Potter and Twilight but if I had to pick I think Harry Potter is a little better then Twilight

[LAwebshows]

LOL ZOOOOOOOM

[rubenwoozi]

fuck twilig it's shit harry pwns your little werewolf shit storie all tha way to hell... bitch

[Cheapster400]

i looked at the title quickly and i thought onion sayed Onision!

[funkyseth]

HP all the way

i watched one of the twilight movies that someone burned and what i thought was so weird is that when they made out they like had orgasms....and when he left her she had terrible tantrums in the night...so stupid...girls cry then fall asleep, not flip out in their dreams and scream their face off over a break up

[sarahpattersonox]

@funkyseth Seriously agree HP all the waaay. But Twilight is great. You have to read the books as the films are shite ! I hate Kristen Stewart in the films tho - she moans and Stutters all the time . Does my Fooking nut in !

[sridharakella1995]

Twilight is fuck and gay.

[TheSelectedrip]

Twilight is so ridivuloius , man what is next flying zombies or wolverines who can get inviss... keep it real it aint a vampire movie it makes no sense at all ... harry potter is way better ... they told you it's a magic vidoe and geuss what it is and no bullshit like twilight.

[GirtheAlienGoldfish]

The difference between Twilight fans and HP fans is that HP fans wont attack you if you say you don't like it. 

[Kairi1416]

@GirtheAlienGoldfish that's so true. u haf no idea how many death threads I've had just for saying I don't like it.

[JeanetteMiller1]

@GirtheAlienGoldfish too true i like twilight but harry potter is soooo much better

[WootPuppy2]

Harry Potter Beeeeeeatches ;]

[GRJamesTS]

if you ever want to torture someone, just force them to watch twilight

[SuperJonasfan4life]

i dont know thats a hard one cause i love them both, but i believe harry potter is better because its the first books i read and i love all the characters and everything they all go through.

[kaylabeanx]

Harry Potter > Twilight

Harry Potter even got his own amusement park.

[matthew2000bf]

Twilight is really really.......gooooooogay

[iceabod]

screw you guys both twilight n harry potter are awsome :D:D

[IL0stMyName]

HP > TWILIGHT.

enought said.

[tototo12341]

HARRY POTTER

[blackcat3395]

harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!

[SayianWizard]

The only who right now that I can honestly say is portraying vampires right is Tru Blood.

[akatsukilover707]

i hate twilight, i rather like harry potter. Edward sucks, and now vampires are sorta over-rated. I used to like em' but now, EVRYONE wants to write about vampires like EDWARD THE NOOB, THANKS A LOT STEPHENIE MEYER for destroying the image of vampires, THEY USED TO BE COOL LAST TIME. -.-

[etaa]

hahahaha harry potter is better.... ah i liked that part... " do you get angry when i say twillight" "yes it makes me wanna kill you" LOL x)

[kattwoman17]

Harry Potter is FTW. There is an actual story line there, and the characters all have substance. Plus the Mary Sue for Harry Potter is better than Twilights Mary Sue.

[Mazzyzlove]

they both r awsome so shut the fuck up haters!

[ThePlayboy1999]

twilight and harry potter i love both

[soccerxpress]

The only reason twilight fans don't like Harry Potter is because it's actually WELL WRITTEN. Therefore, its too "complicated" and "hard to understand before." I know, because those are the exact words of the twilight obsessed moronic fangirls at my school.

Harry Potter is and will always be a million times better than Twilight.

[716Sinister]

Harry potter rulez. I can't believe ppl even want to compare the two, 'cuz Twilight desn't even come CLOSE to Harry Potter.

[MsMocro1]

Twilihgt is Much Better than Harryy Potter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[draconshain]

@MsMocro1 lol, lacking in brain cells are we?... hmm lets see, edward... he sparkles in the sun, dosent eat meat or drink blood any more, and helps people.... he not a vampyre, hes a fucking farie....

[Silverspot12]

"You could not hang your sign with duct tape" XD Also, so true! HP OWNS Twilight any day! Edward Cullen thinks he's so cool. Let's introduce Edward to Voldemort shall we?

[MsMocro1]

@Silverspot12 Dude don't be a Geek Ok..??

if you just understand Twilight its nog only about the Vampire's and stuff it's about the loveee :p duuhhh :P

[TaditsTable]

@MsMocro1

Because watching someone while they sleep at night, like a stalker, is the epitome of "True Lurve!!1"

xDD, Plus, Edward is technically a pedophile :P

And Geeks are the most awesome people to ever live xD. We rule.

...GO HARRY POTTER!

[iceabod]

@MsMocro1 no his mum preformed a powerfull spell that by sacrificeing her life voldermaut couldent hurt harry gawd :/

[MsMocro1]

@iceabod Omg and you believe that crap ..??

and if he was soo powerfull than he could kill Harry if you wanted what a dumb strory

[ImDexI]

@MsMocro1 you believe in vampires -point and laugh-

[MsMocro1]

@ImDexI ho said i believe in vampires i just love the story

Do you believe in wizards ..??

omg that is the most stupid qeustion i have ever heard...

just keep on watching your stupid harry potter stuf and shut up;)

[TaditsTable]

@MsMocro1

He's a stalker because he loves her? Thats what they all say... xD

And contest? What? CONFUSION. Harry Potter defeated Voldie as a baby because of sacrificial magic... And Voldie killed his parents.

And Edward sparkles. Enough said. xD

[ilcahp]

@MsMocro1 You have no idea about the Harry Potter series, do you? Either that or you simply don't understand it. The reason why 'the baby won' was because Lily Potter (Harry's mother) sacrificed herself for her son. This left a magical blood protection with in infant Harry where Voldemort couldn't touch him. The curse that he then aimed at Harry rebounded upon himself and ripped him from his current body. Truthfully, it was Lily Potters magical skills that bested Voldemort.

[ilcahp]

@MsMocro1 I don't care if you prefer Twilight over Harry Potter. Everyone has their own personal preferences. However, if you're going to proceed to compare Twilight to Harry Potter, you should really take the time to understand exactly what you're talking about. Otherwise your arguments just come across as silly and ignorant. And yes, I do enjoy the Potter series more than Twilight, but I do like Twilight as well. Also, if you truly didn't care, you would refrain from using petty insults.

[GirtheAlienGoldfish]

@MsMocro1

You're just unhappy that we know that Twilight sucks more dick than a ten cent prostitute. In other words, you.

[kaylasmitty2]

@MsMocro1 wow that's a dumb comment...uh...no offence? lol

[MsMocro1]

@kaylasmitty2 tazzzzzzzzzzzzz

[KeaToNizPrO]

taht fat guy is super greasy

[krazycore]

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL..

[SayianWizard]

@krazycore Where does LOTR come into all this, lol?

[rainbow1851]

Harry potter IS WAY BETTER TWILIGHT IS TRYING TO COPY IT

[MsMocro1]

@rainbow1851 how does twilight trying to copy Harry potter..?? it's a much difrent story .!?!

[miniman649]

@MsMocro1 let's see...

Jacob Black - Sirius Black.

Bellatrix - Bella.

Voldemort - Volturi.

Don't tell me that is a coinsidence. because they're not.

[pokos33]

Twlight is the gay version of Harry Potter, with Vampires, shitty Plots, horrible writing, and shitty charectars thrown in. Words cannot express how much I fuckin hate Meyers for creating this shit...no, that's an insult to shit.

[69MrGemini]

Twilight is way overrated and poorly written and what's so cool about hillbilly vampires?

[ardit67]

harry p yuk !!!!!!!!!!!!! whats so cool about a guy called harry waving a some wood and go out to the woods they do that in twilight & something happen i wasted 1h 45min of my life watching harry potter

[MrSchnitzel19]

@ardit67 If you try to diss books, at least speak English correcty... Epic fail

[kaylasmitty2]

@ardit67 Twilight yuCk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! what's so cool about a homosexual vampire that sparkles and stalkes girls who are like 80 years older than him? twilight was probably the worst however long the movie is of my life :D oh great grammer by the by

[MsMocro1]

@ardit67 Hahah that is so true

[stephxrobbo]

Twilight is the best (L)(L)(L)(L) Harry potter is good to but twilight makes harry potter look like crap x

[NYBella1234]

Harry Potter is WAY BETTER, ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE!

Twilight is PURE CRAP and full of stupid cliches that have been done before.

[jongsin]

@NYBella1234 They are both pretty shit, and Harry Potter takes alot from C.S Lewis and J.R.R Tolkien...

[CountessSaucepans]

I grew up with Harry Potter. I love it.

And Twilight sucks. As a whole. Not only do the movies suck - the characters are terrible and things such as being the new kid and having a whole new bunch of friends within a day is completely unrelatable and the beginnings of a Mary/Gary Sue. The grammar in the books is terrible - I've flicked through a copy in a ook shop once and saw two tense muck ups. Seriously, what the heck?!

[lizNbarby5]

(continued) Twilight fans: Harry Potter will always be read and loved by ppl of all ages, Twilight is going to be a soon dieing fade of teenage girls.

[lizNbarby5]

i grew up wit Harry Potter, a beutiful world of new things and the person who wrote those books was a genious. i dont hate twilight but the fact that its gotten so popular people think its better then my wonderful world, my place, my childhood. Harry Potter will always be a classic between good and evil, twilight is just a romance novel that goes way over board wit sparkles.

[elsietabatha]

Funny! Bacteria...

[izzybodeen]

Harry Potter is freaking better than Twilight.

[TyberZane]

Where in the history of main stream movies has a fucking vampire EVER sparkled,they are supposed to blow the fuck up

[jokie987]

harry potter is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyy beter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ME9044]

POTTER! Duh

[funkysirius]

HARRY POTTER WOOT WOOT!!!!

[randomxxdinosaur]

Harry Potter is wayyy better than fucking twilight can ever hope to be. I'm tired of stalker vampires and horny skinny bitches soo fuck twilight =D

[DefineGeek]

that's kooool!

[soliderty]

this one is funny

[muggle394]

HARRY POTTER!!!!

[ollietrollie1010]

HARRY POTTER!!!!!

[Meiisje15]

The books are both amazing -harry potter AND twilight-, definately better than the movies !

[mjfuckin009]

dyspepsia

[02justSAY]

This made my cold awful day, really funny.

Harry Potter is the best thing that has ever happened.

and yep, Twilight sucks.

[yllwVulcan88]

I agree that Twilight sucks, but so does Harry Potter

I'm sorry.

[xTwistedLovex]

Harry Potter all the way! :)

And man, I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. I bet when he signed the contract to play Edward Cullen, he felt like he was signing his death wish.

[MendokuseeBaka]

harry potter all the way its better

twilight is just romeo and juliet

[R0WH03]

Harry Potter, where we have the better fans.

[MendokuseeBaka]

so true

[VoldemortsDaughter1]

Twilight sucks

Harry Potter F.T.W!!

[evenisrare]

every1 seem to discuss shit here on the comment section. am i the only 1 thinking this reel good show is fucking hallarius? i mean i cant stop laughing its so funny

[CyberJuanito]

This guy looks exactly like the paranormal technician from the spanish movie "El Orfanato".

[RedBackPoker]

A Harry Potter book and film featuring ManBearPig would rule!

[lollipopyumness]

twilights shit.

[roses00000]

Twilight

[drmahad]

harry potter forever

Twilight is gay gay gay

[123Lacorocks]

what the hell was with the zombie, i want to answer a question very noramly but i put in a special effect that makes me look like im the terminator. Yep, very random ;)

[chalupa952003]

based on movie: harry potter

based on book: twilight

I'm a twilight fan and the movie sucked. badly.

[TheFrog606]

harry potter only coz i havnt seen the twillight films

[narutosfart]

id rather be raped than watch twilight

[TeaChanPunker]

I like how all the twi supporters get minuses hahahaha, fucking funny. It's all about Harry Potter for the win!

I stood in line for the midnight show of harry potter 6 dressed as malfoy, I think I beat him in terms of nerdy-ness.

[TheJasmin57]

HARRY POTTER!!!!!!

FUCK TWILIGHT

[TheSidnav]

Right On!!!!!!!!!!

[athenacousin]

harry potter

[MinaJadeBlog]

Taillight is a f* shame on fantasy genre... it is a lullaby for 12-year-old girls... They should watch Hannah Montana and leave normal genres alone.

Jo Rowling can WRITE, whilst Meyer is a hopeless idiot.

* Sorry Miley. I like her. But she is the genre for the age group of Taillight chicks and not fantasy books.

[babiegirlellie]

willman347 how the hell are you ment to know theres no such thing as vampires so you couldent know could you?! and they just made that up because they couldent exactly base the film on something real could they?! twilight is amazing!

[channelly123]

I AGREE

[MrSuzakuX]

@babiegirlellie um sorry to bust ur bubble but for 1. the myth of the vampire has been around since Mesopotamia, secondly u cant change how vampires are bc someone says they sparkle and can love. vampires dont have souls so they cant love. they cant have kids either bc they are dead. harry potter embraced the way witches and wizards were potrayed. twilight is a copy of buffy the vampire slayer with harry potter with a sprinkle of a bat-shit crazy author who cant write

[ashley199828]

definetly harry potter!tom felton is in it!can u say hot?

[willman347]

twighlight is fucked up vampire do not sparkle in sunlight the dicintergrate and vampires don't have hearts so the love factor does not really come into affect does it. the books and the movies have stuffed up the whole concept of vampires from being practically the most deadliest mythical creatures ever thought of to things tht love humans and don't bite them and sparkle when the walk into the sun wow!!!

[MegaVimto]

i love both but atm im think more twilight :) cause the new films cumin out soon but the next harry potter film better be good cause the last one wasent that good :( !

btw twilght fans read the immortals series there really good if u like twiligth u would probs love them to xx