THINGS GUYS SHOULDN'T DO

[trixiefae]

This applies to men dating drag queens as well

[StopMotionnn]

xD

[serafinameister]

love your make up in this

[SuzeSuper]

wow.... guys are dicks... i shall extend my hand to you in marriage instead

[RS3SB3]

Here's an idea don't talk ur annoying lol

[SuperSkolima]

WHO THE FRIG WOULD DUMP JPMETZ omg

ass

[InfiniteWhizBang]

----<-------@

[MorzhaDev]

Aww I want to send you flowers now

[sairax14]

honestly i didn't really like u too much, but  your videos are really nice and ur sense of humor and straightforwardness has really compelled me to subscribe to u<3

[JoshIsASoftie]

You'd be an idiot and an ass if you ever dumped JPMetz.

[ryananbeccasmommy]

I love your videos!!!!!! I found you through soundlyawake and am i glad i did!!! Keep em coming

[tinydancer580]

Jpmetz....basically the only SANE person in the world....

[LaLu2136]

My cat just stepped on the keyboard pausing the video because my attention was on you. Jealousy is an ugly trait

[123Brownielove]

she looks so pretty!

[SmilesForMusic]

Pretty, pretty hair :)

[MsMafia810]

I really like your hair curly!

[GForceChipmunks]

The music in the background is very fitting XD

P.S. I love Meghan Tonjes

[AnimeLen]

YOU GO GIRL

go with the frigg xDD

[7Rafe7]

what is this frig you speak of and how do i obtain it?

[TheMiku0326]

COMMIT THE FRIG!!

[yellind1]

here's a story for you. high school girlfriend (together for about 6 months) broke up with me, said we should see other people, a couple weeks later we were seated next to each other at a banquet with her new boyfriend of 2 weeks. guess when someone says we should see other people, they probably have someone in mind.

[MyNameIsMaddynStuff]

I have that shirt :'D

[renoloverxoxo]

EX DUMPED ME VIA FACEBOOK. Silver lining: I'm now with a kickass nerd like myself.

[Besos06]

haha your just awesome

[PeaceLov3AndLipgloss]

Your makeup looks hella fine. :)

[3BodhiSvaha]

Holy shit! That EXACT scenario happened to me last year. Skyping, skyping, blah blah blah for like 2 months, drove four hours to visit him for a weekend, it was awesome, then BAM! Motherfucker starts changing and acting all weird a week afterwards! UGH! >:|

[eev14]

Yeah wtf this guy made me come all the way to see him and than indeed he said that he doesn't do long distance relationships because he CAN'T HANDLE IT..? What?? can't handle what? False hope sucks.

[sesshomarurox]

you're awesome. sorry that happened to you :/ you seem like an awesome person!

[2noosker]

who screwed you over

[TheBuddyfilms]

I  have a feeling that she just broke up with boyfriend

[stilltainted922]

this is awesome

[racheltroublemaker]

im straight, but youre the most beautiful thing ive ever seen.

[angel42292]

"what do you think i am a tilit-o-whirl? You think you can just take me for a spin then get off the friggin ride?!" lol

[uhmeenuhamina]

AMEN!!!!!!!! I love you!! hehe (: <3

[ColossusShade]

you know what? I was going to make a "kitchen joke", but you are so damn cool that I decided not to.

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

dude i had a long distance bf

THey don't understand the concept of breaking up with you or growing a pair and talking about break it or make it with the relationship.

ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WHO HAPPENS TO READ THIS:

men have another name

hoodini

they can vanish and be gone so fast u will not know what happened

ok just a warning for any long distance dater girls!

:X trust me when i say it, its happened to me 4 times.

also .. men with their phones .. >:(

[wazzupmada]

@MajorHarvestMoonFan awh girl, I had the same thing girl, met a guy, he was all love u and shit, being long distance, and then turned out to be dating somebody else and doing illegal stuff while still dating me long distance, and dint give a fuck to tell me.

GUYS ARE DICKS

[lissax45]

guys suckkkk.

[Sarahmajig]

I hate it when grown ass men get pass-out puke friggen wasted.

[Haleycomet92]

Jpmetz for president 2012.

[TransmissionxVoltage]

Even my mom says you're funny xD

[axelbby]

Commit the frig

[MrFraga21]

ur weird 0_0 girl

[leachim6]

what a frighole.....LAME (the guy that is, not you!)

[HandcuffsToHoldMe]

"what do you think I am a fucking tilt a whirl!?" XD that made my night

[milcky16]

I don't like getting flowers :/

[combasso2]

You look gorgeous. I like your nose. I wanna bite your neck.

[KitaDyer]

You look gorgeous.

[NYzwolf]

As a guy, im sorry I have to apologize for my gender, a lot of us simply have no class anymore, but I must say that woman go for the low - class assholes, so you can only blame your own gender for the kind of guys that you get... if woman ignored or hated guys who were/are complete assholes then you would see very few guys acting as such.

Most guys actually act like assholes because its EASIER to get pussy when you do.

Mens brains are hard wired for risk / reward.

Nice guys finish last.

[SimsPrincess12]

this was made on my birthday!!!! :D

[Kitten2642]

Add something to the list. Guys shouldn't go on week long trips with their ex girlfriends. Ends the relationship pretty damn quick.

To you guys NO girls aren't ok with it. Just like you wouldn't be ok with it. So don't even bother commenting something stupid.

[RetardedKid09]

Things you should do.

1) Stop hanging out with losers

[sprite459]

heh my exfiance would ask me out to food and make me pay all the time. He would only pay for taco bell if i kept it under $1. Note the Ex.

[Iliketobite666]

A FUCKING MEN!!!!

[Agremen]

wow ur stupid...stop thinking ur hot ur making a fool of ur self!

[10beldingh]

song ruins it. but i agree.  men suck. just be asexual and do yourself like me. >:D

[littlechapy]

At first, i wasnt sure about you. But now that ive watched a few videos. Youre fackin awesome. Just sayin...

[vision40]

How about #1, don't date losers.

It's really that simple.

[natalie1605]

@vision40 yeah because you totally know what someone is like before you get together....

[MrCalvyn86]

i'd say for the first time out the guy pays 70% of the total bill and the girl pays the rest (roughly) second date same thing, third date, if its worth it, guy pays all...

[Jennahrae0]

commit the frig. -3

[bosslady746]

I love when she says freakin!!

[FallenForTheDraco]

LOL. I love you. Someone who finally agrees with me. :')

[justbediego]

Why are you always alone on valentine day, don't you see how many people love you here?

[Phantom1235786]

Commit The Frig

[lilxmiget]

all true some guys hate commiting to 1 relationship they like 2 or more at once drives me crazy.

[freyadixonrockz]

story of my life...

[MikaylaFarro]

"buy the damn music here." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[missXmarie0990]

thats how me and my boyfriend do it. whoever says that they wanna go out and eat is the one who pays, payer gets to pick where- and extends an offer of a meal. if the other wants something they can get it but if they arent hungry they dont have to get anything, but will go for the company regardless. It's like "why should i have to spend the money i worked for on something that isn't even my idea"...well thats just how we do it at least.

[ArabelaBG]

STUPID FACEBOOK :(

[13MUSICxISxMYxLIFE13]

Commit the frig! Haha

[kittySkrillex]

So true

[videowatcher988]

lol stop sounding like a man xD

[96Nathan96]

I'm a guy, but I was raised by my great older sister... But I'm nothing like this! this guy is a frikkin idiot!

[R0flyladii]

"getting close the frick"

[Jazlovieram622]

Omg thts so sad becuz some of those things happens to me... Including facebook :|

[ohdangitsmakayla]

Who the hell ends a relationship over facebook? My ex boyfriend thats who -_-

[onlyinmydreams06]

things guys shouldn't be: alive

[Thafanboy]

woah, dude this video is messed up? the backround isnt a kitchen?

[0tiny2010]

'your doing it wrong!'...........YOUR DOING IT WRONG

[meropa]

@0tiny2010 And "your" spelling it wrong

[rbdude1000]

lol

how much u wana bet that this all happened to her XD

[SpclkATCalicoCosco2]

@silversquirrel2

Ah, No need to apologise to me. Apologise to her. But hey, least you apologised to someone about it. :D

[MagiikNKlutchCo]

looks like its halloween from here..

[SpclkATCalicoCosco2]

@silversquirrel2

Kind of rude.

[aguilar883000]

I'm leaving my bf of 3 years.. n this video summed it up. I've watched all your videos n never had one hit me like this.... Thanks. :)

[shelbycan]

Justine you're awesome

[dave474c]

We do the things we do on purpose. We are only having a laugh.... at yr expense

[happybea]

no, i don't like flowers

why the frig would giving someone dead plants be romantic

[TheKatlynElizabeth]

My Ex Asked Me Out On Fb, Dumped Me Through Fb, Asked Me Out On Fb Again, Then DUmped Me Through My Best Friend. Then Asked Me Out. On... THE PHONE. Crazy Right.?! But Get This, He Dumped Me The Next Day.. Through Fb.. -__-

[THEwinsauceofTETRIS]

@TheKatlynElizabeth

so why'd you keep saying yes? xD

[TheKatlynElizabeth]

@THEwinsauceofTETRIS As You Can See Im Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box xD

[THEwinsauceofTETRIS]

@TheKatlynElizabeth

lol it happens, sometimes we just hope for the best in vain and it never happens. they just say all the right things to make you think its gonna be ok and you go with it cuz you wanna believe it, but really you know its all a lie. been there :P (like the phrase you used btw haha)

[TheKatlynElizabeth]

@THEwinsauceofTETRIS EXACTLYY.!! Im Understood.!!! *Que Dramatic Music And Crying* Lol Jk But Thanks And Thanks x)

[THEwinsauceofTETRIS]

@TheKatlynElizabeth

xD your post just made my day lol

[TheKatlynElizabeth]

@THEwinsauceofTETRIS Lol Im Glad I Amuse You Ahahah

[Echoandstuff]

Oh my gosh! Your hilarious! xD

[LightHeartBalloons]

What a feminist... 0.o 

[nuggetz24]

@LightHeartBalloons what a girl who speaks her mind is a feminist now?! I like how womans rights are slowly reversing.

[LightHeartBalloons]

@nuggetz24

Hi. My GirlFriend (female) wrote that =D. Let's just say that the equity of genders kills the romanticism as you know it. In a non-remote future, There will be no difference between men and women. So women will have high reponsability work places and will get a punch if they deserve too, without calling it "stalking". That's what I'm afraid of, but somehow hope (just for the good of women, didn't mean the violence =p)

[ZukiZen]

@LightHeartBalloons

oh no! girls getting punched? your genitals do not affect your ability to take a hit. and there are millions of women who have work in "high responsibility work places". its actually been proven that women are as intellectually capable as men.

[LightHeartBalloons]

@ZukiZen

They are probably more capable, until a certain age > 20 where their intelligence stop growing. (scientific studied prooved it). And the "puch girls" sentece was to complain about the fact the equalty of genders is called only in "success, money and social positions". I don't remember any "bad" issue where women wanted to be at men level. Anyway nevermind, it's like a stupid war... She's lucky YouTube exists, cause nobody would listen to her.

[watchgeek1]

@LightHeartBalloons I think she speaks some truth thought in how she speaks about douches. I mean I like to be an understanding person on how a guy can only have so much time for me... but b1tch please, I mean if I can't actually see you then its not working. I don't want to be all clingy and shit but if you are seeing someone you have to know on some level that they actually are interested in you.

[ZukiZen]

@LightHeartBalloons um, yes people would listen to her. i have many guy friends and all of them believe in gender equality. in fact, i havent met or heard of any intelligent humans who believe that men are superior to women. most people that i have met who discriminate between men and women are insane extremist christians who also hate foreigners, gays, and atheists. have you really never heard of women wanting to be treated as equals? have you ever had any female friends? met a female?

[LightHeartBalloons]

@ZukiZen

Nobody would give a shit about her if she didn't post stuff on YouTube.

YouTube is the perfect place where every moron could be somebody appreciated.

Aaaand just once, where a woman asked to do a "man's job" but that's really rare. Anyway I love women (persons and gender in general) so I don't want to begin a "gender fight". I'll just stop replying. Every time I give a cent to this woman I'm ashamed of myself...

[KickingGeese]

@LightHeartBalloons I made a video about "crazy bitches" too, I don't just hate on guys, I equally dislike everyone

[ZukiZen]

@LightHeartBalloons start a "gender fight".. you mean sounding like a sexist, misinformed jackass? what do you think a normal, well-educated human being would think when hearing or reading your comments? "man's job"? are fucking kidding me? what the hell is a "man's job"? you clearly have no idea what sexism is. and if you mean a job that requires physical strength, then there is a remarkable number of women succeeding in "men jobs".

[LightHeartBalloons]

@ZukiZen

Look I think it's better women don't do what I call "men's job". In China and Africa THOUSANDS of women die working in mines and I don't get why they should succede in something Mother Nature didn't make them for.

I just wanted to emphasize the hypocrisy that there is behind the "gender equalty" idea, from both sides.

But I really have difficulties writing all this in english, so I'll just stop replying.

Drown in her thick make-up, fat presumption, fake "inside beauty" and whatever.

[ZukiZen]

@LightHeartBalloons um yeah... pretending you dont speak english isnt going to work that well.. "In China and Africa THOUSANDS of women die working in mines" i'd love to see an article about that. there is no "hypocrisy" in gender equality. if you would like to say something stupid, you need to atleast explain it. i suggest you be less prejudiced. men, women, people of different ethnicities, and gays are all equal. are you stupid enough to disagree?

[loveLIGHTS97]

@keithzworld she said he should pay because HE asked HER out. Smart ass.

[keithzworld]

I"m not even striatht lol. But why the hell should the man have to pay for your dinner? Sexist much?

Maybe its just be being in a same sex relationship but me and my other half usually either go half and half or take turns in paying the bill. I think this idea of a man always having to pay in a hetro relationship is very 1950's, get with the times woman. There is no reason why a woman should have special rights, your not disabled.

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@keithzworld I say whoever asked the person out has to pay. If the boy asked the girl out he has to pay. If the girl asks the boy out she should have to pay.

[JoeyTheGirl33]

The tilt-a-whirl analogy was great and so, so true. I may just use that one day. But don't worry, I'll give you all the credit. <3

[1313hahaha]

The person who asks the other on the date should be the one who paid.

If the girl asks, she pays - if the guy asks, he pays. That's what I think. :P

[SpazzerificBee]

@1313hahaha split the bill :P

[604kushfields]

wait, why the fuck would I pay for it?

that's what I don't get about dating. The fiancial part of it really is slanted so that the bitches save all the money and the niggas spend all of it.

And in turn, men have to be paperchasers, while women get to be housewives who bitch and complain about getting paid 30 cents less than men in the working class world to their housewife friends.

[chiken949]

wow yet another person constantly complaining and insulting others because she doesnt get any

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

"Every girl likes flowers"

Nuh uh.

[MissBrightside7ate9]

You would be the best person ever to argue with, if only I disagreed with a word you say.

[fleetingray]

this video made me so sad, really T_T



[makeup5299]

well that guys a fat ass and doesnt fuckin know tht you are the best thing that will ever happen to him!!! i love you!

[VeganBVA]

OMFG your so beautiful....and I LOVE your make-up!

[CrazayChickay59]

Every time I watch one of your videos, they make me smile. I love you<3 You're my idol<3

[slp0078]

I friggin love you, jpmetz.

[LoveMeTorxy]

I agree completely. Most guys if i go to their house or anything, they play video games and kind of ignore me too, sure im fine with playing video games its fun but when they play for like hours and dont talk to me. And it feels weird getting up and getting food myself. So im sitting there like ... hm

[PSYCHEDELIKSOUL]

@LoveMeTorxy GET A BLUNT EDGE MACHETE AND CUT THAT FUCKIN VIDEO SYSTEM IN 12THS : ) CHEERS ps. get up and get food next time on purpose, if he don't do shit, which i'm sure he already hasn't even noticed you getting up; to get a bombass meal to share with his "bestfriend" (that's a relationship to me) NOW if he does ignore you when you get the food and return to the room or w.e. and he still don't aknowledge, he's a dufflebag of testicles and leave his ass...Ha! i rant too like jpmetz...

[HappyBokehs]

@joeschmojo lol

I know, I know. It's just easier to leave some spam shit like "oh mom i'm goin to kill 43553 people. " "alone?" "no with other 483974347398473 people""ok have fun"

or " ohh u miss the old youtube? you miss the blahblah, fuck vevo"

or "oh lets all dislike justin bieber's Baby video"

than leaving a smart or relating comment. You fucking lame spammer.

[HappyBokehs]

@joeschmojo man, you're full of shit.

[maathewbt234]

LoL commit the frig

[BayleeManson]

jpmetz rules <3

[EDandCRASHforever]

do u need a hug?

[TeamJacob8907]

what's thte song in the background?? xx

[nikkimaebabezz]

i like this video. haha. it makes sense1!

[dangerousgirl9]

I know alot of people who end relationships over Facebook. Almost all of my boyfriends dumped me over it. I noticed also that when my friends boyfriends dump them face-to-face it always hurts less...

[mahtexas]

you look hot in this video.

[antivenompene]

I don't like flowers. Just saying.

(Why would you give me something so I can watch it die?)

[axlr0z3]

can you do a makeup tutorial on your eyeshadow?

[A2Zcreww]

Things guys shouldn't do: Talk to you

[effinerika]

i love this. really, it's so true.

[Mysteryguitarbob]

Yeah thats all well and good but heres a tip for women : dont bitch about everything we do because that just makes you look like a stuck up bitch.

[fetty4themaine]

YEA, I'm a lesbian so i wouldn't know.

[DanteAligheri17]

Guys are idiots lol I'm a guy and I even subscribe to that belief. I however, would love to try and change every single guy

[ebelle543]

my now ex bf broke up with me in text today in school. GUYS SUCKK!

[sterlingleaf]

@LuftwaffePrincess your sick!! keep your nasty habits to yourself you freek!!

[markimarku]

Where is your femininity? if you want to be treated like a lady, to be valued as a woman, to be appreciated as a lover and partner in life or even to be considered as a wife, then please behave with a little less American brashness and a little more Feminine charm. if you act like a bloke and you go out to dinner with a bloke (Bloke=Guy) then you go dutch. if you act like a lady you get chocolates, flowers, dates, and RESPECT

[wolfoftherain53]

@markimarku Personally, I consider a woman who speaks her mind incredibly attractive. Why should the requirement of being a woman be that they must be passive and act "as a woman should"? I value her opinions, and her cynicism. I find it quite refreshing, actually. I would find it surprising that people wouldn't respect her for speaking her opinions. :)

[markimarku]

@wolfoftherain53 Each to their own. I respect your opinion. I definitely don't expect a woman to be passive. but just as an example I was in Egypt a number of years ago We had just come back from an exhausting tour. There were two couples. One wife said "You're tired you need to rest. Go now". The other said, "Darling it's been an exhausting day, come and lie down with me". Now I ask you, which man resisted and grumbled and which had a lovely rest with his wife? Brash lost, femininty won.

[DevuMaster]

@wolfoftherain53 truthfully i agree

[Lioness466]

@markimarku If a man asks a woman out on a "date" or asks her to attend dinner with him then the man should pay! What happened to shivelry?? A "real man" would make sure he aims to please if he asks a woman out.. I get the whole dutch deal, but thats when you both agree upon spending time togather.

And JPMETZ is who she is.. she should NOT have to change for any man! If the man doesnt like her how she is then he doesnt have to continue dating her.. (thus meaning dont lead her on!)

[markimarku]

@Lioness466 HAHAHA you are so funny!!! I get it now. JPMETZ doesn't need to change but the men she is dating (trying to date) need to change. After all that IS the purpose of her rant isn't it? And Chivalry was effectively killed by women's move to equality over the past 50+years.

All that ms Metz ATTITUDE does is cause SHRIVELLRY which means men's egos are suppressed in her company and they either ignore her (Play video games) or become assertive to protect their ego.

[Lioness466]

@markimarku Ok first of all when did I say the man has to change?? I said she JPMETZ shouldnt have to change to satisfy a man! Noone not even a man should have to change for anyone else. Theres someone for everyone thus the reason "dating" came about.. To find that person. I do however believe that if a man asks a woman out he should pay, visa versa... You just really got into a whole new deal here with your reply. You are entitled to your opinion.

[markimarku]

@Lioness466 Thank you. I respect your opinion. I agree if a guy is DATING her & he invites her out, he should pay. If they are just "mates" or "Buddies" then they share. JP wants guys the guys she is dating to change (not you). Instead, I suggest SHE finds a guy who is strong enough to love her confronting, highly assertive personality. I have lived and worked with women like her for extended periods. It's hard to treat them as ladies. Aggressiveness is not ladylike but true ladies are not weak.

[HolyCrapanAsian]

3 words: THANK. YOU.

[bebebritt1]

hey there! nice rant, i did a similar related vid, check out my channel =D

[laurapie92]

Tonjes in the background :)

[GulieKurd]

ur weird

[leetledanigirl]

you're pretty when you smile:)

[breana95]

the long distance thing is soooooooooo true i came all the way to my ex's college for him to practically ignore me nd play basketball or play ps3 smh notice i said EX

[MsSignedUp]

She is a damn getto girl.

[lolitaloveshetalia]

@joeschmojo 61 kids have been put into foster care

[13C21]

@hoopermazing your mom would

[Hoopermazing]

Who would buy this homely wildebeest of a bitch a meal?

[Cap285]

@Hoopermazing And who could afford to feed her?

[iRawrChuCx]

@joeschmojo What the fuck's wrong with you and the 89 others that thumbed you up?!

You don't 'thumb up' someone who put their kid into foster care just because they don't like jpmetz!

They're still young!

[nezzyphe]

@iRawrChuCx It was a joke...clearly! its a common "joke" to say that people no longer have something because "it/he/she" didnt like jpmetz. I really don't think that someone would actually do that. lol wow.

[LoveForever1612]

@iRawrChuCx im sure it was a joke. calm ur dick

[singing2stars]

I swear we are living parallel lives! I know this video was forever ago but you are awesome! Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks guys need to cut the crap

[BobaJ3tt]

Your makeup and hair looks awesome in this video.

[bignick25usc]

u r cute n funny as shit lol

[xxxthisdaynagexxx]

You're hilarious. Love your vlogs, especially this one! :)

[CatandMOUSE268]

guys never send enough flowers. or in my case send none.

[xLucarioBandicootx]

a younger jpmetz holy sh**

[dragon77girl]

I am just looking back at some of your older vids and came across this one.....you look amazing with your natural curly hair!!!