15 Fun Things To Do At Walmart, Target, Etc

[giraffeoppotomus]

i wonder why the last 2 minutes r nothing and that the one with the water gun is u would get arested for, but everything else i love and u should say go up to someone and say popletom nenaw kushiwa fugdud and see their reaction

[daryanandjuliashow]

omg i loved # 7 hahahahahahaha lololo9lo9ololo9lololo9lolol sooooooooo funnnyyyy

[hitmebaby45]

love number 4

[ThornHailsnap]

More ways to annoy people:

Put 'Out of Order' signs on all the stalls.

Alternatively, lock every stall door, then leave.

Rearrange products on the shelves.

Read all the birthday cards out loud to the person nearest you.

Get some friends and play bumper cars with the shopping carts.

Yell at random people "Shoplifter!" and pretend to call the police.

Act like a mime.

Act as if someone is chasing you. Like, with a knife.

All of these were my own ideas, so give me credit if you use any of them.

[nikki23008]

@ThornHailsnap i love the out of order signs me and my friend are goin to walmart this weekend!!!

[ThornHailsnap]

Ways to annoy people:

Walk up to random people and say "You shouldn't have done that.", then keep walking.

With a friend, take a random object to an employee and say "You misplaced this." and insist that they put it back. If they deny it, say that your friend saw them do it.

Randomly yell "THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!" and run away screaming.

Go down every isle announcing the prices of every item, but don't say what the item is.

Try to auction things off to other shoppers.

Try to return unsold items.

[ThornHailsnap]

@ThornHailsnap I just found out that trying to return unsold items is, well, you can be charged and probably taken to court. So I would advise against that option, although it would get rid of your boredom.

[bbg123451]

you and a group of friends thank barbies and kids toys out of the packeges and play with them and if people walk by throw a toy at them and laugh :)

[xXCrazyGurl3Xx]

my idea:

wear a ballerina costume (even if your a boy) and start skipping around walmart singing friday very loud.

another idea:

pretend you live in walmart. (like sleeping in a random aisle with a pillow and a blanket) and when someone asks what you're doing, say "get out of my house!"

[CATBEE12]

put random things on a table and yell dinners ready

wear mens underwear and run around yelling "luke im your daddy waddy

[TheGr8skate]

keep on jumping up n down and shouting to urself BUT MOMMY I WANT IT!!!!

[orphantears9]

hahahaha me and my friend _______ did all of them!!!!!! took us a month because we kept getting kicked out SO MUCH FUN!!

[kelsey1213bri]

go to a cashier with an empty shoping cart and place invisible items on the convator belt. when they point it out make your eye twitch and say: "but cant you see all the knives?" ect.

[atterol1031]

Place one walkie talkie behind a little kids toy. keep the other one. when a little kid walks by, say,"I can see yoooooouuu" in a REALLY creepy voice

[spyrothedragonfly123]

if a persons coat is ziped up say i like your shert...hahahahaah

[whoaaitsamm]

wear a ski mask and pop out at a kid or an old lady and start dancing like an idiot and ask them if they want some of your "special brownies"

[MegInf2011]

Here's one.. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathroom...then wait.. XD

[LoverLama]

Do the berney through the store. or get yourself and 2 other friends to start doing The Creep on everyone.

[guitarlearnerify]

@LoverLama thts hilarious my cuz did the berney in walmart one time

[ssszzzppp]

Steal things from other peoples carts and when they notice be like "No I want it ! Never was it in your cart" if they take it back scream really loud and say they stole it from you.... Or run around the store in just ur bra nnd underwear or if ur a man underwear and scream "HELP THEY TOOK MY CLOTHES"

[disneygurl1100]

go up to random people and ask them question like "why do you like shopping here?" "what are you getting here?" "how much is this/that?" "do you know where this isle is?"

[papersensei]

go to the hunting surplus and ask if you can get a free sample and if you get a sample...

MUG THE STORE

[BlacksmithBand]

go to the blood presssure tester in tha pharmacy area an take tha test, an when tha thiings strt getn tite start freakn out!!!

[SingingWithWings]

I like this!!! I shall subscribe!!!!! :D

[acousticvet98]

ummmmmm do you realize number 7 (aka bring in a water gun) is a felony?!?

[lordanne6]

I did the first one at home my bro was like to my grandma wat can she not find?

[wowHead42]

i got one ok. this one is kinna gonnabe funny so get ready, ok buy some whiped cream take your shirt and pants off . spray the whiped cream on your private parts and lay down in the middle of the store.. LOL!!!!

[superbannanabear221]

put a handful of condoms in a persons basket while they aren't looking then pass buy them again with a disgusted look on you face and say 'your one of them' .

[JaredZwick517]

16) Run up to a casheire and say "we have a code red in isle 3"

[xboxjunkiepro227]

create a cd with random noises and if the stor has pugged in radios turn the volume ALL the way up and put in the cd. Then walk away as your cd plays and watch people reactions.

[wondergirlsskittles]

get a motor scooter thing and start singing party on 5th ave by mac miller

[Djstereos2]

Run around carrying fruit, look in people carts for "Unhealthy food" Then take it out and put in a fruit instead.

[Translaative]

Get a motorized scooter and ride around the store going vroom vroom!!

[BITCHjazzy]

run about and say OMG THE GROCERYS ARE FOLLOWING ME!! when runnin around the food area

[131grace]

Sit on the escalator and scream verry loud OMG THIS FUN FAIR IS SO FUN and every one will look at u i did tht :)

[12345snookie]

go through the Christmas ieal and start dancing like a ballerina or scream and if someone looks at you use one hand and knock something over all girly like! wear all pink! lmao

[bluefox8989]

hide in a clothes rack and scream ''PICK ME PICK ME!"

[rwo11500]

fall randomly in front of people knocking stuff over

[ChloeBlueundercover]

Hiiii, I'm changing everything about my account with my friend and we are makin a video of doing all of these this Christmas! :D I just need something to remember :P

[SmackinDaDemon]

Mine: 1)stab a hole in a nerf dart pack

2) put them in an open nerf gun(like a maverick)

3) grab your partner and load them up

4)find an employee

5) take cover behind a shelf at shoot at them

6) when they walk towards you throw the nerf gun one way, then run the other way.

7) repeat step 1-6 with dodgeballs or something

[kartracer58]

go get a apology card and a baby's first birthday card and if they say is that all say well there was a Chinese one and a Mexican one.

[stellerscountry]

will those get me in truble cuz i did 1234&7

[MegaMW3gamer]

u should go random girls if their pregnant and ask if i could see and say its mine so hurry up give birth

[ThePrincessFarrah]

Go to the bra section and get the biggest size you can, find put it on and walk around the store wearing it and ignore what anyone says

[Duffieex3]

i Did the water gun with my friend i never laughed so hard thanks for the idea!!! :)

[asilaydying1969]

its already filled up you idiot if your squirting her-.-

[xSean2000]

stick a coin pound or quater with super glue then stand on it till it sets then watch people try pick it up its funny

[nathanhaloreach]

walk around the store chanting kill the hippies and take thier weed and when people walk by ask if they want to join a fake cult against hippies and when someone asks why you dislike hippies so much and say why would dislike hippies save the trees

[56nprince]

leave a trail of ketchup leading to the bathrooms

if its walmart go to customer service and ask to put a bag of MnMs on lay away

[TerrySlingerTV]

go to the toy aisle and set up a full scale battle of Power Rangers vs. Transformers!

[TheFredFaN123]

Run in and start singing "Moves like Jagger" and dance really badly

[funnyvidsent]

copy the comercial an go to miltiple objects (even if its not true) and yell WOW THATS A LOW PRICE!

[funnyvidsent]

not this song agin

[moldysocks1234]

Tell them you came here with your grandma and then tell them that you can't find her... then a few minutes later say "Oh yeah! I forgot she died ten years ago!" then skip away from them and hum a tune...

[JESSENORTHQLDCOWBOYS]

get those fake cockarches things and leave a box of weet bix or cereal open and put some on the ground when ppl see the fake cockarche they will crap themselves not very good but it could work lol

[seba8228]

go in the chanching rooms and scream out "EY YOUR OUT OF TOILET PAPER" and see what happens

[deathxeye1]

go to ask to call ur mom on the intercom and say a random name



[KarasSoryal]

I DON'T RECCOMEND NUMBER 7 YOU WILL GO TO JAIL. THE THREAT IS JUST AS BAD IT COUNTS AS AN ATTEMPTED ROBBERY.

[killerlollypops]

take a shit in the uranal

[taylordanielleee]

@killerlollypops ohmygosh!

[Ocicat101]

Get a book on *ahem* howbabiesaremade *ahem* or something and put it on display in the childrens section IN FULL VIEW>

[sonybluraydisk]

Ask an employee where a certain product is. When they show you, say OK and walk away without taking the product

[funkenzie1]

leave a huge trail of toilet paper out the door and down some aisles

[stubbsy923]

go to the clothes section and put the clothes over top of what youre wearing and say, "Who would wear this stuff?"

[Ali1987300zx]

number 7 will make you go to jail

[macman653]

get fake money get a ton of stuff and pay the casheir with fake money

[123reef1]

@macman653 DUDE YOU CRIMINAL

[xXashleyyisawesomeXx]

@macman653 They would know it's fake, dumbass.

[theskidkid9]

go to a old lady and say i dare you to do a backflip

[blaster1226]

bark at ppl



[lilly7994]

stand by a food and scream "the store is out of ___________!" and when someone cums to the food say "yay they got more."

[lilly7994]

run around screaming a ranom food

[xXOjustmeOXx]

Walk in with a cheeseburger, etc., walk up to a random person you don't know, hit them with the cheeseburger, scream "SLAPPY CHEESE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!" And run away as fast as you can.

[KateriNiggaTat]

Tape ur shoe with toilet paper which u get out the restroom and walk around see if anyone says anything :D

WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND START DOING EXERCISES FO 10 MINS

[KateriNiggaTat]

Tape ur shoe with toilet paper which u get out the restroom and walk around see if anyone says anything :D

WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND START DOING EXERCISES FO 10 MINS Scream out saying IM WEIRD :D

or sayyyy excuse do u know where my mom is :D OR go to the front and give them a weird name and im lost then theyy will ssayy __________ is waiting :D

[drumworks11]

blow up a balloon and let it go in the middle of the store and see where it lands

[Robobros100]

Hey thats a heaps good one also when you go in the shops go to the lolly section and eat all the chocolates and when the owners or workers come say im testing them for poison also me and my brother will be recording pranks and putting them on youtube just keep looking up robobros 100 the videos well be putting on well be hillarious the next on were doing is retarted wrestling also look up our video how to get a job fast and funny look for the one done by robobros100

[epicgamer26]

Get in a buggie and cover it with pillows and blankets when someone walks by make a wierd noise and if they look inside say u like my new home i do but i cant afford the rent

[dawnofthewhitewolf]

Get one of the Bike horns and when someone is talking go HONK! NO TALKING. Or walk up to someone and say Satan be gone and start dancing and say EXORSICT!

[ThePrincessFarrah]

Hide in a clothes rack with lots of ppl around looking through it ( like kids rack ) then when ppl see you scream THE LIGHT BURNS!!!!!!! then hiss

[balleteveryday19]

go in one of the dressing rooms... after a while, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!"

[epicgamer26]

say wheres the price checker you are just adorable i want to buy you but i need to see how much you cost

[YoComedies]

#16 Go and follow anyone and if they start to notice turn back and say "STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!"

#17 Rip a bag of skittles or M&M's and scream out "EAT THE RAINBOW!!!"

#18 Get some stickers that say "bubbly" or "explosive" and stick them on food

#19 Get a bullhorn and scream out "FREE CANDY ON AISLE Z" (or any aisle that doesnt exist)

#20 Run onto a can pyramid and say "Im gonna save us from a bomb!"

#21 When people arn't looking put on random fruits! (For extra fun put rotten ones)

[blackops9992]

Fill up a cart full of random thing and the just leave it in the aisl and keep going back and looking at and see if anyone took anything.

[soccersnickers9]

Hey I'm subscribed....Start taking things out of a random person's shopping cart and tel your mom or dad, "Hey, can we buy this?"

[PaRoDiEr1993]

Step 1: Find out manager's name.

Step 2: Go to one of the store phones in the aisle.

Step 3: Say into the intercom , "Dammmmnnnn. (Manager's name) was so good in bed last night."

Step 4: Run away from the phone.

[XshannonandsophieX]

I walked into a sweet shop and said can i book an appoitment to get my braces in a little earlier please and he goes this is a sweet shop and i said i no this is a bad way to promote healthy teeth and he said this is not a dentist and i said ooh is oit closed on saturdays and he said no were a sweet shop and only a sweet shop we cant help u with braces and i just walked out of the shop LOL!

[BarrelRacinQueen1]

16. go up to a random person and say hey best friend and when they what i dont know u say ya u do remember ur my best friendd in a really wierd voice then when they walk away and then a few minutes later find them and shout to them hey best friend then follow them around telling people that thier your bestfriend

[chilisaucelover]

i would ask a random old man if he is joshua

[hippofood12]

i love 11+7 my idea:,get a 2 litter of your least favorite soda,shake it up and put it in a shopping cart and run around yelling random stuff,or stand on a closed regester and dance (EX: willow smith,i whip my hair),and i love to wind up a toy and walk it twords you in a corner and yell "AHHH ITS A MURDURER!!!!",than get all size reese's PB cups and throw them at people biggest to smallest going "HEY!!"everytime you throw one than steal ballons and let go of them and say "up they go!!"

[AlbionChief09]

i feel like #7 would get you arrested REAL fast hahaha

[MrsTiaHecoxxD]

#4 is awesome. I'm asian so that will be easy! xD

[xMUSICxFxTxWx]

# 16, Jack off

[BieberFeverBabe07]

haha i did this but then at number .4 i said.."chocolito gotoacupito " then he said " quita? " i was like FUCK i actually made a fool of myself in front of a mexican........so i said...all crown the head of burger king...and i ran away lmfao

[SlushieSlusherSlush3]

#16.)Go up to Costomer service then when they ask "How may I help you?" say "I'd like a number 10 fries, shake with whipped cream and extra ketchup." when they sasy "I'm sorry, but I cant help you with that" scream real loud "Its becauase Im Gay isnt it?!?!?"

#17.) Get a ball and find a worker that is in the isle. Roll the ball real fast at them and scream "I CHOOSE YOU PIKATUE!"

:]

Ive done both things

[donotmeswithmeorelse]

stuff a waki taki in a teddy bear and say i going to murder your family every time someone walks bye

[MrRandumful]

when an employee comes on the loud speaker go into the feetal position and whisper " the voices are back!!!!!"

[MrRandumful]

put the walkie talkie behind a barbie doll and when someone passes say into the walkie talkie " I WATCH OVER YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP"

[MrRandumful]

buy some skittles and chuck them at people and yell " TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!"

[LMAOlaurenl]

get a giant ball and a giant plastic bat and play "baseball" in the target store. i have a video of me doing this on my channel. hahaha!

[jeffhardylover1992]

sit in the back of a shopping cart and when you pass someone suck your thumb and say "baby need to poopy" in a baby voice.

[lauren55671]

go up to the place where they sell the cakes and ask the lady or man behind the counter if u can have a free cookie they will give one to you then go hide in an aisle and eat it then go back up to the counter and ask can i please have 2 more cookies its for my friends wisper they were jellies they will give u the cookies now go in an asile and eat both of them but once you do it 2 times for one person you have to go to the next person keep doing this until there r no more people to go to

[maximumfang01]

Go to the front desk and tell them you lost someone (perfurably in a book or movie) and have someone else run out of a clothes rack and say "I FOUND YOU!" dramaticaly

[MrCrazy494]

get a cup from the store and sit in a cornter asking people for spare change then when you have money buy the cup and then do it at a different store

[JBlover44660]

Get a roll of rapping paper and ask people if they want to battle.

[brandistitch13531]

Ask people that don't work there about the prices of something

[ImChrisTheBeast]

RIDE A GIRL TRYICLE AROUND THE STORE AND HAVE BATTERIES SCREAMING I GOT THE POWER

[MRkiller702]

HUH



[MRkiller702]

or act dead so the employes and when they take your there yell " IM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!"

[x3DreahDinox3]

LOL I LOVEEE NUMBER 7 :3

[crazysparkle123]

drop all of the dora toys and when someone tries to pick them up say ''swiper no swiping!' swiper no swiping!''

[BUETY234561]

if theres nuthing in one spot in the freezers go in it

[ChouBunny]

NERF WARS!!!!

hide and seek

tag

marco-polo

[emmettsgirl41]

i play socer useing costco as my feild. :D Or hide and seek in Scheels.

[lucie7040]

i was a streaker (i was 5)

[TheMICHELLESON]

i think i live in the same area as you i found the toys in the food isle and the food in the toy isle !!!

[soccersnickers9]

When you see somebody leave their shopping cart for a second to look at other things they can buy, take something out of it and say "Oooo! Mom/Dad/Whoever, can we get this?"

[AGStudios100]

another fun thing to do is get in a shopping cart with a friend pushing u around shouting "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!" sure to get sombodys attention. :D

[XxShadowxX158]

How about going into Staples and randomly scream out " WOW THATS A LOW PRICE "

[Lbarn97]

im 13 and me and my friends run around the store playin tag

[lpsangle13]

shout can someone do my homework??

[23darvin]

place a bikini catiloge in the toy isle

[MrFRED5906]

whatever you do DONT TO IT AT ANDERSON KROGERS MY DAD WORKS THERE AND HIS NAMES RANDY!!!

[meeetallicaaaa]

Put in one headphone on a black set of headphones, come to the store in a suit and reflexsive sunglasses, aproach a random person and hold the headphone into your ear like you are a secret agent, come and tackle the person and make a big scene.

i got more

[meeetallicaaaa]

Go to the back of the store in the electronics section, and go to the Wii they have set up. Play on it as long as you possibly can before you get kicked out. If some little kid comes up looking like he wants to play shout "MIIIIIINNNNEE!!" in a Jim Carrey-ish voice.

[meeetallicaaaa]

Convince the cashier you are foreign by speaking in an accent, then have a friend dress up as a police officer and arrest you for "illegal immigration"

grab some mentos, grab some coke, go to the cashier, and i thoink we get it from there...

Ask a cashier to take you to a very specific brand of maple syrup. After they take you there, ask them many pointless questions, such as "Can I put it on waffles AND pancakes?" and "How many times can I use this before it's partially half-empty?"

[meeetallicaaaa]

i buy all the gum at the register then give some to the cashier then my friend comes up asks where the gum is then threatens to report the cashier to the manager.

[andycflbulb]

My idea:

(but never do this)

I saw this on "Kipkay"'s channel:

you know those little strip things affixed to hight value products (like electronics)? That go off if you dont pay 4 the item? When the clerk scans it, they de_magnetize the little strip. Run a magnet over it about 30 times, and you could annoy the clerk, they'll think you are a shoplifter! (disclaimer: this could get u in lots of trouble I wouldn't do that!)

[MultiEnglish1]

wear a blanket like a cape and shout"I'M SUPERMAN!"

[silkelovessinging]

i was once at walmart and there were 2 girls always saying : OMG LOOK AT THAT HIHIHIHI ! it was so anoying but funny to XD

[T00L1995]

ok, why would u do #7 thats a sure way to prision...

[Tayboo091]

go up to people annd ask them wuut there name is. if theey tell yuu give them a nametag

[Tayboo091]

geet gift rap annd pretend its a gun while crawling on thee floor pretending yourr hunting

[Tayboo091]

puut a lot of things in a shopping cart annd then go up to thee cashier annd let them ring it all up annd then juus ruun away screaming "i dnt wunt it !!!!!!!"

[skittles12386]

How do you make these videos!!!! ive always wanted to make one but dont know how!!!!

[skittles12386]

Go to the bike section in a k-mart and take one of the bikes and ride it around the store and say hi to everyone you see and when you eventually see a worker' stop the bike and say "i am just taking it for a test drive" and then start riding again and start to crash into a bunch of random things and knocking them over and leaving them there!!!!!!

[andycflbulb]

@skittles12386 hahahahaha

[killaboy188]

hahha if u do the water gun thing u will get arrested lmfao that was the funniest thing every subbed

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[lexxieANDmakayla]

play hide and go seek. Hide in either; toliet paper rolls or paper towel roll isle, in the clothes racks, in the baby strollers or fins other creative places to hide. you can also wear a crazy offit to walmart. for example; a wild hair style, umatched clothes, toliet paper hanging off you, a holloween costume or find other hilarious things to wear. going to walmart is always fun, especially with a friend! haha (:

[iloveyuh89]

Me and my friend put tampons in a mens cart XD

[Courtnolive13]

waddle like a duck going up and down the asials. saying mahhhhhh!!!

[MRMCpornoful]

get tomatoe sauce and leave a trail on the floor leading to the bathroom

[abercrombie6151]

go up to random people and say ur one of them then back away slowly

ride bicicles scooters etc. through the check out lines

crawl around the entire time

get a younger girl to get a male worker and go to the tampons and ask for them to instruct u how to use them

throw grapefruits at people

have a five year old ask to apply for a job

peek over the stalls in the bathroom

[camden8228]

im 11 and i do these things in school if you can and i do it in walmart

[loveablefilms]

Walk up to a worker and ask you want some fries wit dat?

[MrsCupcakey1]

lay on the floor by the dairy products and yell wheres the cheese i loove cheese

[KirstyJ1312]

Stand where the clocks are and ask people who walk by "What time is it?" :)

[96rcyoung]

get a guy to stand by the tampons and when someone gets some say yeah i use those

[TheCheesefreak101]

#16 pretend to be a person who modles clothes

#17 put an on sale sticker on someone

#18 hide in clothing racks and say PICK ME! PICK ME!

[legomanyo123]

@TheCheesefreak101 im going to do # 18

[AdamPlex]

in a asile lie across the floor so ppl cant go through with their carts if they tell u 2 move say ur looking for a contact or somting small and absolutely dnt move no matte what they do

[coolanthony57]

#16. Walk in Walmart (or other store) and say "ON SALE ON SALE ON SALE"

[DarkLover676]

I once followed a dude ALL around Wal-mart making siren sounds. xD

[endlessiphone239]

bring a whisle a blow then scream rape

[pivoteh]

one time I was following a lady when she finally saw that I was following her for a long time she said can I help you,I said no but Can I help you.Then she walked away fast haha.

[RulzDontAply2Me]

start air humping and humming the Jeorpady! theme music for a while and when people ask what you are doing say "My thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang"

[RulzDontAply2Me]

I did some of these...it was freakin hilarious!!!!!!

[blakopsmaster]

go in and ride scooters and go really fast and ask the workers where can i get gas

[giathecat]

Ask a worker if they sell -insert made up product name here- and say you will give a bad report if they dont help you find it. After a while if they say "We don't sell this, ive never heard of it, ect." say "Thats ok I dont need it"

[Corrycorcor]

hide in the clothes rack and when someone walks past you yell "PICK ME PICK ME!!!"

[Nachocheese1122]

go into walmart and ask the manager "Can you help me find target?"

[tiger7754]

Run in the doors at like 5 in the morning. Completely naked jump over the scanning tables and knock whatever you can down and scream BALLS AND WEINERS. Then run out the store never too be seen again make sure there is some one filming it;D

[annaxbee]

A funny thing to look stupid is to say to an employe is: Do you sell things in here? *Look around* I can't seem to find anything.

[EnergyxBeast]

me my friends ran around in ugly sweaters singing

[Quicknick00]

if i do 13 my name will be bob

[killerrey]

Turn the radios at full volume and turn to the spanish music stations