Guitar Hero - Dragonforce - 100% Expert on FIRST TRY!

[freakymrq]

Omg he's a witch!!!

[dAKarkoloAb]

it says "song completed in 1%" he just saw 2 zeros there thats all man! hahahahah

[Ziikuje]

´´Song Failed´´

[webkinzstuido76]

lolololol

[AndyBloodvain]

first off, it deosnt take long to make something like this, 15-20 minutes isnt enough time to do something "productive"

second, lol, i enjoy this.

third, wtf is with all these people on here? get over it you fucking retards. i love guitar hero but you dont see me freaking out cause he did this.

[Jorgieee123]

they will probably go self-harm now with a plastic picnic knife. OOOOH THE PAIN

[Jorgieee123]

I found this pretty hilarious like your other videos, i dont understand why people have judged you for this? What harm of you done the little fucking emos

[Paranoidave]

eurgh..I know. Makes no sense. Not wanting to big myself up too much but anyone who hates me because of these videos is basically saying they're against fun, laughter and having opinions.....

[TriviuMFreaK941]

Doesn't this make you one of those nerds you talk about because all the time you spendt making such a stupid video?

You're nothing but a hypocrite.

[Paranoidave]

Not really.

Because filming yourself playing guitar hero shittily and taking 2 minutes to add a title isn't REALLY the same thing as being a GH high score obsessed loser now is it?

[TriviuMFreaK941]

you took the time to upload and make the video. And I am not talking about just the song. I am talking about the credits and title screens and shit.

You could have spen all that time doing something productive with your life. But yet you chose not to do so.

[Paranoidave]

Yeah this obviously took a long time, Those aren't Windows Movie Maker presets, that's Ridley Scott direction with a £45,000,000,000 budget......

This took no more than 15 minutes start to finish......and was made at about 1am. If you can think of anything MORE PRODUCTIVE AND HELPFUL TO SOCIETY that only takes 15 minutes at 1am then I recommend you go do that instead of throwing a hissy fit at a piece of harmless satire.

[Paranoidave]

...and you even say on YOUR OWN PROFILE you like to play GH.

Talk about a fucking hypocrite........

[killercruz9311]

cock sucker

[TheNath87]

awesome dude you kick serious guitar hero ass lol

[samster317]

You still got a lot farther than I did.

I've failed songs in Medium mode on bass.

[Horizons04]

AHHHH

nothing like a douche making videos because he has nothing better to do with his pathetic life than to piss people off : )

this is shit

Trivium is good

now i admit the lyrics in that parody sound real - but still, if you dont have decent intentions with your videos then why bother?

~~~ Love, peace and midget-grease. ~~~

[Paranoidave]

Please explain to me how in the rollercoasting fuck does this video have ANY relevance whatsoever to Trivium?

[Horizons04]

lul i meant the other videos : /

i like your DP : )

[HateMe2501]

well dave you lose...and then you come up with "but I wouldn't want to make you cry"

like a child...

[Paranoidave]

Well if I'm a child what does that make you....considering yesterday you said "well I'm going to stop now" and yet you're still going????

I'm confused here......and besides you're defending a yanky doodle fuckwit over a fellow European, you're a fucking disgrace.

[eliminator3]

You MUST be some limey bastard (redundant, I know) who has no life, and can't seem to find friends to share your EPIC FAIL with. It's cool though... I hear that England is full of fail, especially since I'm an American that can speak YOUR language without calling people "mate" why do you flamers do that?

However, when people type letters like U or R, they usually mean simple words that SOUND exactly like the letter, like "You" and "Are"... to be completed by "a fucking idiot" Enunciation Bitch.

[Paranoidave]

Nuclear Aluminium Mirror.

Pronounce that without it sounding like "NOO-KEW-LER ALOO-MIN-UM MEER" THEN talk to me about enunciation Yankee Doodle.

[1337dot31337]

What a come back :D

[eliminator3]

You have to be kidding right? You think all Americans talk like George W. Bush? That's what's wrong with the world... they look at one person, then think all people from that nation are like that... If I were to do that to you should I automatically think that all English people are gay for Americans, because that's what Tony Blair did to George W. Bush... Think before you type something numb-nuts, and don't get into a discussion that you will lose. Again, EPIC FAIL... moron

[Paranoidave]

I didn't lose.

You ended a serious comment with the words "Epic fail". That means I could type nothing but the letter J, molest an entire orphanage, lobotmize myself and then destroy my genitals with a hammer.....and I would still be more useful to humanity than you.

[eliminator3]

Here's one for you: say the word "right" and not say "rot"... how about the phrase: "Hey you!" and not sound like "OY!"

Yankee Doodle? really? that's all you retards can come up with? that's really sad... Now I know why all of the GOOD people got out of that piss-ant island and came to America... then whooped your asses... wait, let me say that in a way you can understand: "gave you nancies a fucking good kicking" is that better?

[Paranoidave]

Oh no. I could come up with a lot more, but I wouldn't want to make you cry.

It's all about the war with you yanks isn't it....all those missiles and guns are real phallic, compensating much? Consider yourself lucky you didn't actually do any REAL fighting with the Russians, that would've been pretty one sided.

Oh and if all the "good" English people are the ones who stole a country and commited what was essentially a genocide against the Natives then I'd rather be a massive arsehole.

[richster2332]

one thing i agree on with you there, yanks piss me off, as much as i wanna live there when im older, the majority of them are nationalists and too patriotic for their own good

[ryangaston88]

oh boy... another american who thinks everyone from england sounds like a cockney Londoner from the 1800's... get with the times :P

You know there are lots of different accents in the UK, just like there is in America.

One more thing: It isn't just George Bush that is stupid. Watch this video:

youtube (dot) com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

This is basically the World's opinion of America.

[rgmztxy]

fellow american here: Eliminator, you're a dumbass.

[megadethdave]

SUCK DICK

[IDEADGENERATIONI]

wow you are funny guy..... nt

[RainSunGone]

Pawnage and epic seem like sub-par words to describe your immeasurable talent at a video game for people who can't play real guitar. And you can play real guitar as well! It seems we stand in the presence of the chosen one. He who shall stage the revolution against the mole men, ruled by John F Kennedy and Jannis Japolin. There secret base is in Manchester!

[nilzardo]

You should try to play funeral doom on GH.

[Paranoidave]

lol, yeah apparently Activision is working on a special "Guitar Hero: Thergothon"

[chunkoblunko]

lmao jokes i am a non-nerdy, non-asian white male... only those kinds of people can do it

[mydylanromanc3]

ok dude after i commited on ur last vid i saw this vid agin u have a big ego.i know this was a joke but u do man and ya thats it i made my point

[Paranoidave]

"i know this was a joke but u do man and ya thats it i made my point "

...erm.....in English please?

[mydylanromanc3]

dude it is English im just to fucking lazy spell you you got a problem with that man

[Paranoidave]

I do actually because I have no idea what you're trying to say.

I literally CANNOT READ your comment.

[DimbagFanRIP]

lmao although i like trivium

you epicly nailed that song!

[MrDart]

Non-nerdy + non-asian XD

[greensoup123]

dude!!! you'd own me at guitar hero!!!

[Augustinium]

You naughty Paranoidave you.. The song is titled Scorpionica.

[Paranoidave]

.....Just noticed over a year later that it's been a misspelling all this time >_>

Shows how much effort I put into these things...hehe :P

[pcgamer123456789]

what the fuck was that

[fredriko456]

i love how you were a non-nerdy and non-asian, cause everyone knows, besides the fact that asians have no souls and are terrific at video games, they also have an instinctual talent to play guitar....i dont even think i made it past the opening credit of that song on expert and i failed it...it saw the fear in my eyes!

[smilypsycho]

he scored better than me...

[snottyjoshman]

your...a.....dumb.....fuck....­. :)

[Paranoidave]

a dumb fuck who can spell "You're" correctly :)

[thevengance]

Lol

[ShovellyJoe2112]

Nice one.

[ThexMetalxWithin]

lol when you dont have a comeback I have noticed that you say that a lot in YOU'RE videos

[tru3m3talh3ad]

you used your incorrectly lol. you said "i have noticed you can say a lot in YOU ARE videos" TEEHEE! :D :D :D

[Jakkdametalhead]

ORANGE GOBLIN FTW!

[TheBidders0819]

I applaud you.

[kyotomata]

theres a big group of lads i know who take this game WAAAAAAAY to seriously two of them actually got into a fight over whos score was better its sad when they get too involved i am a HUGE games nerd (over 2000 games all real no copies) and i could never take a game that serious lmao

sad bastards need shootin kudos on your video sir

btw sick score man lmao

[g0d0fw4r]

fuck you

[KillerQueensRyche]

epic  =P

[Threshroge]

what was the point of the misconception

you wasted my time

fail

dont bring down what respect i have for you and your interpretation vids

paranoidfag

[Paranoidave]

...wow....just wow.

I am actually speechless someone could POSSIBLY be SO EXCITED to see some random guy play a video game that they were actually ANGRY that it is was a joke.

Also had I ACTUALLY played the song all the way through the video would be 6-7 minutes long...if anything I SAVED you time.

Ungrateful cock.

[mattiswox]

..."you wasted my time"? what whould ya use your precious time on xD?

[Rhystah]

Yeah you could say that. I think they have their similarities and differences and everyone has their own opinion on EVERYTHING.

Guitar Hero could help a nerd to pick up an actual guitar and start hitting the first 5 frets and hope to god he made something cool.

But nevertheless, it's still fun with your mates :P

Btw good job on that score :D

[BFMVROKZZ]

dragonforce suck dick... their fucking horriable they cant even play their own bullshit live

btw you good at gh man it seems to me that most people who play guitar (me included) usualy suck dick at guitar hero

[Paranoidave]

I admit they do use a lot of overdubbing in the studio. Just because they can't play it start to finish live just as it is on the record I don't think it's that big of a deal.

Personally I see playing guitar and playing a fun little rhythm based game with a guitar shaped controller completely different and seperate things.

[youfod]

guitar hero is for posers!!

[Paranoidave]

I can't really see how....and before you bring it up I've been playing guitar since before the games even came out.

Would to tell some kid playing Gran Turismo he's a poser because he isn't a world class racing driver in real life?

Hell no....it's a fun rhythm game...nothing more.

[JDOfPivot]

Plus--Dude, buy a new TV. This shit needs a seizure warning xD

[Paranoidave]

There's nothign wrong with the TV, it's because I'm recording with it with with a cheap ass webcam.

[JDOfPivot]

Well yeah xD my webcam was cheap D: since my screens are all plasma screens they don't flicker xD

[JDOfPivot]

Medium's easy as shit xD

[Madness12212012]

I can do it on hard :)

[Paranoidave]

I can get to the fast solo on hard..then it all goes to DEATH!

[Valgrindar]

Goes to DEATH?

And then you bite the pain?

[zzzaaaccckkklll]

o yea i can get 2 %

[samme12345678920]

...fix your fuckin tv

[armoredyosk]

its the camera..

[finalprince]

xD

5 stars

[hqin2u]

this is quite fucking funny.

but the quality (unless it was my eyes) is shabby but i still found this fairly funny and amusing

[roflirpwnage]

FINGERS OF FLAAAAAMMMEEEE

admittedly a non-nerd could do that... but a non-asian!? HOLY TITTY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK!

[HJKZeekyBomb]

ZOMG!!! 1%?!? THAT'S SO EPIC!!!

You rule man...

[PvtSkittles12]

Major seizure alert!

[cstirnpuppet]

clearly it's making fun of the people who take the game seriously. i found it mildly amusing

[MikeOldenmenger]

hahahaha that was great :P you showed them :P

[darkfaithlml]

awesome!!!

[lovingmusicever]

hahahahahaha xD

[NoRevolutionAnyMore]

well done u are the best ur simply a god of GH thats PUR3 PWNAGE

[oipolo2]

Wargazm..... funny name XD

[Paranoidave]

ultimate irony being that I'm pretty good at this song on Medium (92% was my best) but Expert is just stupidly difficult xD

Yeah me and my housemates are GH addicts!

[darkbatMori]

I love it! I play as the naked woman too. XD

Suck on, sir! Screw the nerds!

[jakupzah]

meh.. you're better than me xD

[deoisnodig]

you give mankind a bad name

[m0nk3ysssssssss]

u have no life for posting that

[aznmike002]

awesome man, that was CRAZY!!!!!!

[shadowserpentine]

lol this is fucking awesome.

[devilally]

XDXDXD sarcastic much?

[witchinghour666]

lol an entire generation of 10 year olds will be running crying to there mummys

[SiddxoBidd]

hehehe.

[madog13]

ADDITIONAL GENERIC COMMENT

[DeathMetal4Ever1]

Lol your not alone I got maybe .5% on that crazy song :D

[ToastKingProductions]

Thats real good. first you go round nay saying bands then you 'pretend' you can 100% Through the fire and flames on expert? WTF Man go home...

Anyway i bet you can' even beat slow ride on easy.

[Paranoidave]

with that last line you just showed you're EXACTLY the type of person this video is making fun of ;)

[KungFuFITE]

Ownage man.... ToastKingProductions u got ownaged by this got of GH Paranoidave

[wielderofdrumstix]

no, ToastKingProductions, he can't, because being good at guitar hero dosn't make you good at ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GUITAR

[alphabaseball]

waist of my time

[TheDrunkMunk]

Your time has a waist?

[alphabaseball]

wow smart one, it was a parody on words

[TheDrunkMunk]

A parody.. on words? How do you parody words dude lay off the shrooms.

[alphabaseball]

play on... whatever. haha lay off the shrooms

[OneThousandBats]

Lmao nice

[EthicJoe]

That is funny shit right there xD

[Morgi492]

retard

[darkestshadow13]

Orange Goblin suck. Mallcore shite.

[lolschoolpoo]

well played sir

[kidder47]

Hilarious!

[TheFeedback]

Orange Goblin and Wolfmother sound eerily similar...

[tiberiplaysguitar]

Wolfmother sounds like everybody

[blackplastic7]

Wolfmother sounds like orange goblin? Are you kidding me?

[TheFeedback]

I meant other way around.

[Drakhai]

Thank for make me waste my time.

[lolschoolpoo]

please learn to write english plz

[thoseDPkids]

your just as much as an asshole as the other 100,000 retards who thought they were funny too.

[chris2k8ftw]

Lol, You sit around all day watching videos like these?

[cochi4]

dont know why this made me laugh so much

[cochi4]

great job dude!!!!

hahahaha lol

[burster450]

awsome

[DeadAimUk]

HAHAHA THATS DEAD FUNNY norly you fail at life give up now please

[racistbassist69]

Dear unfunny faggot,

This has been done too many times. Please die in a fire.

[KLK3838]

very good bitch

[dcmzbadass]

why dont you fuckheads try something that takes real talent, not guitar hero. gh is for lazy fuckin nerds w/ no lifes

[MHallGH145]

Your so totally the best guitar hero player ever. I can't even beat it on expert. The song was fucked up the butt like Avenged Sevenfold when they put the piano as the opening guitar part. Fucknuts at all the places that made this shitty ass game, they should all die in a hole.

[sregor1989]

i cant pass through the fire of flames either... the only way i can beat it is if i put the cheat on no fail... so yeah you pretty much are thr best guiutar hero player eveer... better than justinge3 buz he is a fake

[2fishbones]

Hah, thought it was quite funny... =) did pull a little smile at "The End" screen - the small comment in the bottom.

Can just feel the sarcasm you're using =)

Im a Guitar Hero freak myself, i truely am. I can just take some different kinds of humor =P

[ihorny4daxflame]

YOU SUCK

[residentevil4dude]

wow nice screw up faggot

[haltzy]

holy shit 100% yeah hehe right

[ccooookkiiee456]

i new it was fake because the vid was only 1:45

[donutmike]

smart boy, you are.

[JBxoWnSzxMiixLyFe]

haha good call

[shrimp616]

Why don't you just let everyone do their own things without making fun of them?Some people look gay or listen to emo(i hate it but it's ok) and some people are guitar hero freaks.If they like it, just leave them alone with that and let them have their moments.

[Gindelbi]

Ahahaha that was as good as my Guitar Hero In Flames vid. Awesome effort!

[kevingkid]

ur an idiot

[d2clansorc]

fuck those guitar hero fags..

learn real guitar..

[WakingTheFallen6661x]

ur retarded what if they dont want to learn real guitar? i play GH and dont play real guitar...doesnt make me a fag...i actually play drums but i still get kicks from playing GH.

[jinglebearr]

No. Your screen-name is the thing that makes you a fag.

Fag.

[WakingTheFallen6661x]

i dont see how naming my username after the 2nd album of my favorite band makes me a fag... i mean c mon..ur names JINGLEBEARR. it practically screams fag. i like how u have nothing better to do then cut people down that r trying to stick up for others. get a life.

Fag.

[Paranoidave]

it's common knowledge that Bears are more badass than a quintet of Welsh pretty boys.

[WakingTheFallen6661x]

they're better then orange goblin...

[Paranoidave]

Bears > BFMV

It's also common knowledge that Ben Ward is half bear! I mean just look at his name BE(n) (w)AR(d).

But seriously, we'll see if BFMV are still releasing albums and touring in 10 years ;)

But as far as this cats concerned, Stoner rock is timeless, metalcore is a phase.

[WakingTheFallen6661x]

lol i dont like bfmv either... as far as metalcore goes i like killswitch and god forbid. waking the fallen is an a7x album. i dont liek the heavy stuff that much though only a7x and ATR. i listen to screamo/post hardcore more then anything. Ex: hopes die last, alesana, saosin.

[Paranoidave]

that ATR better stand for "Atari Teenage Riot" sonny jim.

If it does then you are forgiven, if not, then I am truly dissapointed.

[WakingTheFallen6661x]

actually it stands for all that remains XD aha but i guess i can check them out too..

[jinglebearr]

Too bad my name isn't serious, and I use it for trolling.

The sad thing is...your name is serious.

[ksejuddy]

ur such a douche bag

[deathflamedrummer]

lol non nerdy, non asian lol

[sammyboi44]

lol

[RainSunGone]

you're proud of anything dragonforce related?!

hahaha!

you're a joke!

they are the ass of the guitar world!

anyone can play real dragonforce, the shit's so easy!

here i'll get ya started, if you have high quality pick ups you're gonna need drop C, otherwise go D.

the rest you can figure out as long as you have parkinsons disease!

hahaha, fuckin loser.

you say trivium and a7x suck, but you listen to dragonforce?!

fucking joke man, you're a fucking joke!herman lee is mediocre at best! lol

[Paranoidave]

So....anyone can Play Nirvana songs and Ramones songs, didn't stop them making awesome music did it?

People like you are whats wrong with rock music these days, Tech-Obsessed shred fags who thinks music isn't any good unless it's REALLY hard to play.

I don't even like dragonforce that much..but I'd take them over derivitive metalcore shit any day of the week.

[edster110]

i agree wid u man dragonforce are a studio band......nothin betta....trivium own

[doomsday1216]

dude...theyre allg odo bands, jsut different types of goodall of u chill the fuck out. and really, paranoidave is right about you people.......

[BlizzardOfSteel]

GH is lame, people should instead spend their time learning THE real instrument! btw you clearly are holy in this game. :bows:

[ButterKnife66]

lololol

[makrakak]

wait there is somthing i dont understand u like dragon force but no SLIPKNOT...WOOOW... uve got problemes

[trollman982]

both bands suck but slipknot are the bottom of the barrel in most sane peoples opinions....You my sir are retarded to say the least.

[DaeoftheDawn]

people only know of dragon force from guitar hero

[doomsday1216]

not true i got sonic firestorm 2 years before gh3

[Paranoidave]

I have problems because I like a band but not another band who sound totally different?

...What the fuck's in that hollow space in your skull??

[soffish]

dragonforce is ok studio but terrible live, and slipknot is just a complete fucking joke.

[Idontknowwhat2type]

This type of video has been done too many times it just gets boring after awhile

[witchinghour666]

this is much appreciated

[Tom5672]

Damn, i was hoping for a more Justinge3 approach to things...

[LJaCkPoT]

funny phail anyways if you havent seen ben yet look him up and you cant say he doest have a life because he is only 9 years old

[sendchan]

At least someone's being honest in the youtube community. ;]

[Tallica4lyphe]

Viceroy, the shit quality is taking the piss out of the fucktards who upload shitty quality guitar hero vids , fool

[MrDart]

OMG DAVE. DARREN IS IMPRESSED.

[MrCobra4Life]

A life ain't bad.Try having one.

[xxxViceroyxxx]

Shitty video upload is shitty.

[Paranoidave]

shitty halo geek comment is shitty.

Swivel on it cracker bi-atch.

[xxxViceroyxxx]

Such anger. Evidently I've struck a sensitive spot in your psyche without intention. Here, allow me to attempt to ease your pain. I wasn't insulting you so much as the quality of the guitar hero conversion and upload. It looks like you pointed your video camera at it for 30 seconds , and the audio/video is just terrible.

[Paranoidave]

"Evidently I've struck a sensitive spot in your psyche without intention"

Not at all....I just copied and pasted your comment and switched 2 words around.....

[xxxViceroyxxx]

Well, whatever helps you sleep at night and such. I understand not wanting to admit vulnerabilities.