MONOPOLY EXPOSED

[letmeliv]

Wait

is this man still in Jamaican or does he live state side now?

Not dat it mattah I'm just asking

[Killahcutie]

this is exactly how me n my family plays monopoly... except instead of one Jamaican accent theres about 6 loud jamaicans screamin at eachother, dice bein dash everywhere, punches flying nostrils flared... great game i must say

[yorktown99]

"I don't care if you're my girlfriend, woman pay up!"

[carlahardyx]

haha. tht is so messed up. xD

[streetwheels]

woman pay rent!!!

[ReeceRDT123]

Lmao

1:17 the girl steals the money haha

[ariadarabi]

lmfao thats what I always do. me n my friends made a small modification to the game where you can only do bad things in the city so i always steal money and destroy their houses. And when we come to the same square we have to wrestle in real life and first person to give up is the loser.

[Springwoodfinest]

yo mad white jamaican which nova campus r u in?

[blueskittlz42]

lmao this was 2 funny

"is it prADA?? do i get a matching beg??"

:i dont care if ur my girlfriend PAY RENT!!!!!"

[arshadrazvi]

woow tht girl has an ugly mole on her face

lol

[babeegirl45]

CATS ARE AWESOME!!!

[KR0M3SHAD0W]

iDONT CARE iF U MY GiRLFREiND PLAY RiGHT LOL

[selex450]

him say me nuh kare if u mi gf pay rent

[aceridgey]

not your best vid madwhitejamaican

[shaanpaul86]

damn I miss u guyz

[Nelliebaby2190]

ahhh boy.....neva give up boardwalk!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smilesz323]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!! OMG HALARIOUS!:D

[StaticTouch]

wheres my whach..? hahahahhh.. that was like the funniest part!! XDD

[BajanRubys]

lmao too funny loved it

[Caliraphy]

"7, 8, 9, 10" Rent please. "But I'm your girlfriend" ... I don't care if you me girlfriend! Woman pay rent! "*crying*" Stop your crying pay me rent!

[kutie020]

" don't care if you're my girlfriend, women me dont care if yur my girlfriend"

Lmao! your soo jokes keep dem videos commin plz

[reealitey]

LMAO AHDHAHDKFHDKJA

[1628go42]

LMAO!!!!!! this dude is the funniest, keep making videos

[N8ATE9]

only drawback was some bad "green screen" scenes.

[N8ATE9]

I don't care if you're my girlfriend, I WANT MY DAMN RENT!

LOLOL

And the chick stealing everything....

[23MC23]

haha RENT PLEASE!

[trinilicious2010]

lmaooooooooooooooo

[gbg112]

that is rely funny

you should do a follo up on that

and if you do a follo up you should deffently do behind the scences

[ShezDiBoss]

BUMBO!!! him say "i don't care if yah mi girlfriend woman pay rent!" di gyal a bawl!! rahtid!! monopoly ah corrupt di yute dem!!! lol

[trinilicious2010]

lmaoooo haha

[kerimbens]

lol the clepto girl is really funny

[nirvanahopeful]

hey thanks!

[nirvanahopeful]

hey thanks!

[pinnagirl9]

how dare you not like KITTYS!!!!!!!!!!!

[amunoz0209]

monopoly was made so poor people in the deppresion in the 30's could pretend to be rich

[cynthiasoka]

is that really ur gal!? i thought i was!

[marvdatboi]

lol if you play monopoly then you would understand. You'll see the cutthroat side of ppl lol.

[Tyrone2g1]

lmao Madwhite dose it again lmao!

[spartin13]

wtf

[oreosugar]

LOL awesome!!!!!

[akil9]

mmmm?confusing and boring sad to say.still love the other videos tho.

[FirefighterLexi]

hey who was filming this anyway...? and why are you so mean to Kyle...... poor poor boy!!!!

[jahrastafari131jah]

people call me cleptomaniac

[omfg1996]

you spelled kleptomaniac wrong.

this is hilarious!!

[PeachesLuvsB5]

LMAO

[clipcalhoon]

....no comment cept this 1

[msupria]

madwhitejamaican how u gone go find girl...u jus broke thousands of youtubers hearts..:-(..lol, big up john anytym.

[ArcherKJ7512]

"I don't care if you're my girlfriend, woman pay rent!" lmfao!

[DjTeflan]

Can any1 that plays this game say that, thats not how it goes?? True thing.

[narutouzamaki215]

lol

[narutokidking]

"Hey can I play monoplay?" "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" "I just wanna play monopoly" "Fine bitches."

Lmfao.

[narutokidking]

Lmfao.

[alejandro86]

LOL! I love how the klepto girl steals from everybody else while they're fighting. On the other side, the video is too long, I was bored most of the time.

[DjTeflan]

But really though, Monopoly is a long game

[TheDoodlibop]

"Do you want me to smack you? Do you want me to smack you?"

LOL!!!!!!!

Are you really a Jamaican? Oh my goodness, I this vid is down-right hilarious!

[superspammer69]

not ur best vid

[shmalex888]

lol, this is mad funny!

[DjTeflan]

I am ALWAYS the Lamborghini car

[DjTeflan]

and u know it we got so caught up with the game(of course i was always winning by cunning and skeeming)but my friends usually bring some $500 bills home to come play again to try and win, but they always lose, cause i was also the banker.. HAHAHA

[DjTeflan]

From a real Jamaican.. A so it go fi true! LOL, yow we play that everyday in Ja, I miss those days.

[nashnwo0]

Damn this was so very funny another great video!!!

[onceyouchillNYC]

lol 'woman i dont care if your my girlfriend PAY RENT!!!!'

man this guys funny

[4speedboy]

wow lol so funny pay your rent that the funnyest part you rock man.

[nhivu]

00:50 is funny

[italGyptian]

lmao, okay...now i know how mad yu really are! yu should come down to my community college in NC and be in the comedy show! di crowd woulda dead wid laff

wait...why were none of yu guys in class?

lol

[davidlikehockey]

lol

[coollist5]

Fing Awesome

[archaedious]

"i just wanna play monopoly" ^^

[askapalaphagy]

"Your dog sucks! I hate your dog! I hate your shoe, it's ugly!" XD So funny.

[scj816]

Dis make me laugh!!!

[toyafrjamdown]

how she a go pay u she a go gi u pum-pum everyday fi a year. lmfao

[DeeBenny]

lmao

[Melissa341]

lmfao.. retarded!!

[booty66]

i dont care if your'e mi girlfriend

[croydongurl]

I like!!! made me laugh out loud at work....

[mushymoshy]

jon you really know how to squeeze the monopoly money out of the women, love it. I cant play monopoly anymore... too much drama and cheating besides it takes too long.

[jrreid]

Man this is soo true, My friends realy turned when we played. We started at 6pm my friend wouldn't finish the game I gave up at 5:30 in the damn morning!... We don't play monopoly ant more.

[smileyousee]

great video.. :)

[grneyedgrl04]

how is it i end up looking like a dumb blonde even after i dyed my hair. i'm suing. ;o)

[madwhitejamaican]

you are one of the smartest girl I know

[ilalfisto]

Nice one, MWJ - another level of production AND writing.

Keep on stretching your envelope - I'm expecting great things of you!

[kingdomscape]

STOP YA CRYIN PAY MAH RENT

[rollamp]

irie irie

[gigimc]

"fine! bitches....." lol funny & cool melting pot of friends! I'm almost jealous... haha

[madwhitejamaican]

ohhh

[rollamp]

irie

[madwhitejamaican]

yeah man

[madestgal]

hey jon, i can see your new stuff is doing well..... how yu a do yu oman so lol.... keep them coming....

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[misstickmoon]

I actually like cats better than doggies, but hey to each their own. lol! But I'm your g/f,lol! funny!

[kgordon22586]

i wonder why my positive comments get deleted

[madwhitejamaican]

trust me it was not I. try repost it please

[ilalfisto]

MWJ, you one can't manage so much girlfriend.

Leggo one, nuh?

[divawidfevah]

LMAOOOOOO.

[BOBOSHANTI1]

MWJ, I sorry, and I feel bad if you have to chastise me. With enough respect to you DREDREN. Until such time to you me friend, now I just feel like a BOBO and a BULL BUCKA!!!!!

[madwhitejamaican]

no worry my friend we safe

[BOBOSHANTI1]

Until such time to you me BRUDDER. It feel worst than BABYLON down upon me!!!!!!! That's the next running on I will talk about.

[Ymelody]

"I like doggies... cats are ugly" loool

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

"i don't care of ur my girl frend" very good mad white keep it up

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[JamaicanIdler]

lol. MAD WHITE STRIKES AGAIN!!!! YO dude... i wanna b in 1 of ur vids lol. dat wuz reeli funni tho.. monopoly... EXPOSED!

[madwhitejamaican]

any time

[akamj]

LOL.. that was one of the best videos i've watched from u.. great video!

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[xcurvyliciousx]

I cant even play Monopoly with my family.......we're talking world war three............the game just brings out evil.

[madwhitejamaican]

same here

[xcurvyliciousx]

Don't get me wrong, i love my family with all my heart.......just not when fake moneys involved and the rents due on my plastic houses. :)

[shotta4u]

Nice...

[kandy1126]

love the video link mi up some time bless

[BOBOSHANTI1]

kandy1126 I would like for you to play with my "doggy". Look for me, look at my profile to find me, I ready!!!!

[kandy1126]

go suck your modda

[BOBOSHANTI1]

Fatty!

[madwhitejamaican]

bobo kandy is a close friend of mine and she is married. So please have some respect. thanks

[BOBOSHANTI1]

With enough respect 2 u & kandy,I sorry,I get carry away w/silliness like with what u were doing.We working home&everyone Stateside talking Thanksgiving like its a mini vacation,&that's the only thing going on with all kind of FEASTING.People home can't find enough change just 2 buy a tin of corned beef,&these people come down and faunt this in front of u,& u r exculed from their club,because your not American,let them keep their TURKEY!I can go on more I stop noww/running on!SORRY!

[ilalfisto]

No mind, BoboS.

Stretch the bully beef with some cabbage.

The enemy is not the guy eating turkey, it's the guy who prevents you from earning yours.

[BOBOSHANTI1]

Its funny that u say that as I was talking 2 1 my friends last night, about that & how u could harly see the short stands of the bully beef in the cabbage & the big spoon of white rice w/the cabbage & the water as the gravy. Yes I do agree with u on this subject. The main problem is that I was almost been there, but the sad part is, I have seen others, streaching it that way, & people doing it 2 others while they steal the good stuff that's been given 2 the people!!! The Charity!!!

[BOBOSHANTI1]

I have seen the big Muck a Mucks have surf and turf eveynight, and eat a little piece, and instead of it being given to the house hold staff the BOSSMAN gives it to the dog!! Then they wonder why people can't buy food just like them, and have some comment on the little change they need to buy the corned beef!!

[ilalfisto]

Those who used to preach "social justice" are silent, now that they eat from the pie.

1. Determine what YOU need to do to control your destiny, and DO IT (step by step).

2. When you gain control of the handle, remember those who still hold the blade.

[BOBOSHANTI1]

BUFU-BUFU!!!!

[nickylong]

"Is it a Channel Boot? Is there a belt to match?" Hillllaaaaarrriious!

I Love the music & the Narration.

Go Doggie!!!!

Great Just Great...

[grneyedgrl04]

so what exactly does 'doggie' mean jon?

[madwhitejamaican]

me no know

[BOBOSHANTI1]

Yes you know, but can't say on this, only English Island people know!!!!

[erikanatashea]

absolutely loved this one!! frickin hilarious!

[TBoocas]

Your narration sound like the beginning of one of them nigerian (african) movies lol very funny.

[madwhitejamaican]

lol thanks

[Reesha01]

"I don't care if yu my girlfrien! Pay rent!"

LOLOLOL!!!

Haha token Asian and token Black Guy!! Yo Mad, you rock!!

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[GeniusBoy88]

Monopoly changes people for real! This is one of my fav vids, keep doing what u do.

[madwhitejamaican]

always good to hear from you

[kingpolaris]

loved it madwhitejamaican .

its different and creative very nice.

kep up the good work man

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[BOBOSHANTI1]

Jon I keep listening to the video and looking of course, but I feel that you really did a good job of "ORCHESTRATING" those young ladies to saying and talking about "DOGGIES". If they only knew what it means back here at home. Don't let them start talking about drilling for oil, or playing "HORSEY". HAHAHA,AHAHAH!!!!!!

[sulaimansultan]

LOL MWJ! WHY WHY???LOL NUFF RESPECT!

[madwhitejamaican]

glad you like it tanks for the comment

[drawgunfiyah]

lol damn funny!

"pay rent ! "

[madwhitejamaican]

i try

[madwhitejamaican]

youtube oppression!!!!!!!! for the passed 4 hours my video views have been capped at 491. why youtube? why?

[BOBOSHANTI1]

MWJ, Why? That's why? You are having fun Stateside while we are home working, for these same people who left you there to be entertained in the TROPICS here at home. I hope that they can get back home on time for work on Monday morning? The worst thing you could of done is call the young lady THE DOGGIE LOVER, and talk about the doggie!!!! Next time play HORSEY!!

[madwhitejamaican]

lol I dont care about the US i want to entertain the caribbean. It still sucks because we could get bigger, but them just a hold us down.

[BOBOSHANTI1]

MWJ, maybe you Oliver, Mr. Pregnant,and Big Belly Man need to get together to entertain us all, and take our minds off all the foolishness of the politicks at home!!!! Maybe Jah Cure and Tanya Stevens along with all of you?????

[iriegal]

Nuh true Iyah...BIG UP TO JAMDOWN.

You entertain all of us who trap here abroad when we want to go back a yard.

ONELOVE Young brotha Jon

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[BOBOSHANTI1]

I am glad to see you playing Monopoly on a work day here at home. Its like a mini vacation for you up there. When I went to school in Miami I would go home. The problem was to get back in time!!! Going back on Air Jamaica Usually Tuesday afternoon or Wednesday morning everyone was trying to take Miami back with them. I always like a female who like doggies. Yardie are alway the best at that!!!!!

[BOBOSHANTI1]

Jon, I always like a female that are doggie lovers!! Yardie gals are the best for doogie loving!!!

[madwhitejamaican]

same here

[TrueJamed]

LOL around the first minute the girl steals a note.

[madwhitejamaican]

yeah i thought that was mad funny too

[ViolentRiC]

M Dub J: I'm glad I subscribed cause your videos always entertain. Keep em coming man! Creative stuff.

[madwhitejamaican]

i try

[prgrl82]

Hilarious!!! Too funny and too, too true!!

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks for the comment it helps me very much

[DJRizzaps]

"Woman I Dont Care If Your My GIrlfriend Pay Rent!!" Ahahahahahaha Son Every Video Getz Funnier! Big Up!!

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks my friend new software and can more to come

[alexstrote]

haahahhahahah...shits jokes man keep it up.

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[5speedracer]

HANDS OFF MI PROPERTY DIS IS NOT MONOPOLY. Yo this is one of the best videos you have put out. Keep doing your thing. Your true fans appreciate the time and effort you put into these

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks what I plan to do. more to come I just real busy with school. Big up Cham fi dat tune. I would use it in the back ground but you know hoe the copyright things go sometime.

[Zamanian]

You're a real director now? Did you do this for a class project? Do you go to creative arts school?

(Curious.)

Oh, and I want to know if you would ever go back to spend your last days in Jamaica because I see you're living int he U.S. now. I'm Jamaican as well and I tossing around the possibility.

[madwhitejamaican]

nah im going to school for business. I do videos for fun. I got better editing software. spent nuff nuff money on it for you guys

[JaMaIcAn897]

Lmfao just keep rubbin mi leg!!...rodfl...but ya man tghats how monoply always turn out in ANY family..haha good job madd!

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks anytime

[packerman06]

john dat was 2 funny man

[madwhitejamaican]

im glad you liked it

[BOBOSHANTI1]

The gal with the doggie, if she would like to could use my doggie?? What would be no peoblem with me!!

[madwhitejamaican]

stand in line i know nuff man that want her

[Andre8521]

Bwoy weh wrong wid u? U nah no sense fi tru tru... Is alright tho u no.. Cause at least it was funny. :-D

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[edbassmaster]

For your first time with the new camera and software...5 stars!! Nice job Jon, well done!! Good job guys!!

[madwhitejamaican]

from you its an honor

[C0NMANTV]

lol this is 2 funny good job white

[madwhitejamaican]

thanks

[mrpregnant]

Shnacker Shnaw.

[madwhitejamaican]

as long as i get a stamp from mrP im happy. always good to hear from you.

[alexstrote]

Hey MR P....i never see u comment on videos how come?

[BlackJays]

lol...pay mi rent! yo, i wanna see more videos like this one john!

[madwhitejamaican]

note taken

[mindfuckery]

lol omg this was so clever!! hahah i loved it!

[madwhitejamaican]

i look at all your videos make another one. for me :) please

[mindfuckery]

aww hehe ok for sure :D!

[kingkongdhk]

lol omg i cant stop laughing... that was one of ur best... keep it up MWJ

[madwhitejamaican]

ohh thanks that means alot

[Jan2dahel]

You are telling the truth, monopoly is evil. My best friend used to steal from the bank...LOL

[madwhitejamaican]

I use to tek money out the bank too