House MD - House scares a little girl

[bromixsr]

I often begin conversationd like this.

[Anastasiam2011]

:DDD

[naraicks]

the best part is he didnt have to say anything at all......no one was around to hear it lol

[HarrisonRocks]

Sheesh, when House does this everyone is ok with it and he goes on to save a girls life. I try it and get put on the sex offenders register >:(

[Lazypackmule]

@HarrisonRocks That's because House wears pants.

[MakaylaTheBest]

@Nakke144 i dont mean to be a "Correction Nazi"..... but it's season 3 episode 19.... not 18

[WaterCrystalline]

I'l check it out for you, Mr.House!

[isorukinuta]

@WaterCrystalline pedobear, is that you?

[WaterCrystalline]

@isorukinuta My cover's been blown! *runs*

[miscellaneousness]

If there's grass on the pitch play ball

[bubbaXzone]

this show is so hard to understand :(. I can't do it. This clip was funny tho.

[Augustuty]

hahahaha :D

[IFknHateUTube]

i ask little girls this all the time

[LenoreMichelleRiddle]

I remember this episode! x3

[TheSolotard]

I think we all know who is really "SICK"

[sistagirl488deleted]

hahaha 

[TranquilFury1993]

*looks at the video title; looks around covertly*

.... scaring the little gIRL?!

[SnakeorScorpion]

@TranquilFury1993 MY WIDE ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!

[eloiseology]

@ponyangel1987 - I think basically their dad was taking viagra and when he touched them, the hormones in that gave them early puberty

[maskscraper]

Perhaps the ECH Mark 1 would perform this function much better.

[axelle32]

Ummm I usually find it funny but that was fucked up...

[asse2830]

What episode?

[Saphruikan]

@asse2830

Holy shit READ THE DESCRIPTION.

[asse2830]

@Saphruikan I saw this on my phone so it dosen't have a description.. Sorry you should use a few seconds of your life, on reading my question and of course answer it, although you could just not answer it...

[TheYTLiberator]

Lmfao

[Emilyashtraygirl]

"Do you have hair in your special place" hahahah JAAJAJ!!!

[ponyangel1987]

I'm not sure anymore but it had something to do with kids not being able to grow hair there (not at that age anyway, that would be called 'abnormal hairgrowth in suspicious places') and two kids did have it, which meant they had some sort of disease ^^ At least I think I remember it was something like that...

[wolfvckingvision]

his shoe looks like one of a 10 year olds lol

[JackRabbitSlim]

How on earth did this air in the States? Uber conservative censorship squad having a day off were they?

[thefateoftheworld]

@JackRabbitSlim Nope, still censored, I JUST saw this on TV and they cut out that line.

[thief100692]

lol

[epicguy103]

"Do you have hair on your special place? :3" Something you NEVER want to ask someone, a kid or otherwise...

[73Stargazer]

WTF!? ummm... explanation please?

[ponyangel1987]

@73Stargazer -points down- Special place... Most kids learn it's not ok for an adult to ask such things nowadays XD resulting in screaming and running for the nearest trusted adult 'for help' for the 'creep'.

[73Stargazer]

@ponyangel1987 haha, no, i got that, i mean why the heck is he asking about that?

[Sightles]

i have this on DVD :)

[sweYoda2]

Speaking doesn't make you a pedofile.

[wormsik141]

Do you have a hair in a special places :3 ?

[DotAis4Noobs]

How could he move the right leg?

[NoahTakai]

@DotAis4Noobs He has movement, he just has insane amoutn of pain in the leg.

[AlwaysThere4YouX]

What kind of perved out question is that?!?!?

[benos]

Pedo.

[Trexmaster12]

She needs an adult.

[Shikamaru524]

Is there a specific reason he said that, or is he just a pedo?

[Vanessas1905]

@Shikamaru524 he said that to the little girl because 2 kids (a ten and a six year old) had an illness that made them go through puberty.

[calveras86]

@Shikamaru524 He is just a pedo. And he likes prostitutes. Yes he is such a good example :D

[TeamFuMe]

lololol

[Ahjraa]

whata why did he say that?

[Vanessas1905]

@Ahjraa he said that because 2 kids (a ten and a six year old) had an illness that made them go through puberty.

In house's own way, he asked the girl that because he wanted to know if she had the illness too

[MrFloppyass]

reminds me of that one line from Airplane :B

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

@MrFloppyass I like movies about gladiators

[Trexmaster12]

Pedobear learned that trick from House.

[Zacofonix]

"two of your kids are sick"

"Oh my god, what? Is it Lupus?"

[TJW595]

@Zacofonix ITS NEVER LUPUS!!!

[samrigatoni]

loooooooooooolllllll creeeppy

[vtboi1234]

Season 3, episode 18

Now quit asking

[Nakke144]

@vtboi1234 Yeah, funny how people cant even be bothered to read the description, when it clearly reads there aswell.

[RustlessPotato]

@Nakke144 Indeed, so, what episode was that ? xD Trollface.jpg

[RustlessPotato]

@Nakke144 Indeed. So what episode is it ? xD

[WKmugen]

@vtboi1234 What Episode is that.

[vtboi1234]

@WKmugen oh its the episode when a dude name WKmugen scroll down the comments all the way from a month ago to try to be funny ... and is actually is kinda funny

[WKmugen]

@vtboi1234 I don't remember that episode?

[KeziahBryceland]

@vtboi1234 It's actually episode 19

[vtboi1234]

@KeziahBryceland Oh Im sorry lol i was Close tho! haha

[123wendydarling]

i showed my brother this and he awswered yes he's 6 years old

[seforoth123]

lmao thats terrible!

[MrBloodylord]

House minus vicodine plus grup of noisy children equals...Special report a vicodine maniac has tormented a group of inocent kids...Aperanttly he is a doctor...

[WeLiveToComment]

A group of children trapped inside a burning house or a group of children trapped inside a house WITH Dr. House when he hasn't taken his Vicodin for over a week. Which group of children will you save???

[boardertotheline]

He scares small children and kicks puppies.

[CrzyEX]

like the way he says "right..."

[CenturyBlade]

Timmy: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment allright...

[GamrDan]

IRL troll extraordinaire

[DemonBlade008]

Press 6 for 'Do you have hairs on your special place?'

[Connerz1985]

@DemonBlade008 actually it's 5,

[h0wud0in2]

"House: at the end of "the boy who cried wolf" the wolf really does come... and he eats the sheep the boy and its parents...

Chase: the wolf doesnt eat the parents!

House: he does when I tell it

[deck444]

This is my pick up line. Always almost works ;)

[TVNewStand]

If this were "The Langoliers", he'd "Scaring the Little GIRL!"

[NekoAlias]

Sure, the little girls runs.

But me? I'd say, "I'm not sure, why don't you check?" :D

[CenturyBlade]

BRB FBI

[Blaystois]

@CenturyBlade damn girl, i can check it if u want xD

[CenturyBlade]

@Blaystois MISS JANIE!!!?!

*translation* I NEED AN ADULT

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

@CenturyBlade I AMMM AN ADUUUUULT!!!

[JZPotter]

@TBAGNFACEFUKER Do i look catholic to you?

[lancer081292]

@CenturyBlade I AM AN ADULT

[jtpruzz]

@lancer081292 I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[RectalDiscourse]

@CenturyBlade

I -AM- an adult. by the way, I only hit you because I have pent up aggression towards your father... take that.

[MaddDogg81]

I remember that one now. These days little girls are developing early

[CrzyEX]

I'm totally saying that on phone sex

[gillett1982305]

LMFAO wtf

[AZNKC]

@EnigmaDrath seriously dude thats getting old

[LordVili]

"Do you have hair in your special place?"

"Well of course, my good man. But this is quite embarrassing place to ask that. Why wouldn't we go for a nice cup of tea?"

[SaddlebredLovee]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I love house <3

[BubbleGum424]

This is both funny and rapey.

[SBS336]

The look he gives her would make any child turn and run

[MaddDogg81]

I forget why he asked that int aht episode. I assume there was a reason, not to be a perv

[Vanessas1905]

@MaddDogg81 it was because two kids had some illness that made them hit puberty(they were under 10). House was making sure that girl didn't have that illness too

[glitchesandglitter]

holy shit that would scare anybody of any age...

[Trashcansam123]

House was never good at first impressions.

[Trashcansam123]

That's kind of a perverted thing to ask a 3 year old.

[PsychoticThrillers]

@Trashcansam123 yes, but it's house. would you expect him to say anything else?

[PS360Million]

@Trashcansam123 Well, he is a doctor.

[matrixfan127]

20 people have hair in their special place...

[MrShitstirer]

@matrixfan127 those 20 people would be considered normal.

[Voxstep]

3x19 Act your age is the episode

[BelowSevenTeen]

Hahahaha! Thats must be the best scaring method ever!

[cacaucarvalhomerici]

"do you have hair in your specil place?" hahah lol

[MsSmiley102]

thts a stalker creeper face lol O.O and its also a wtf moment LOL GO HOUSE lol

[soulduelist]

0:11 stalker face

[OneWeirdDude]

My goodness, House can get away with a lot, but I think that's pushing things.

[sopranosaxgirl7]

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[demondragon45]

scaring the little girl!?!?!?!?!

[Lemileant]

@demondragon45 LADY!

[demondragon45]

SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!

[aptspire]

@demondragon45 EXACTLY what I thought when I saw the title XD

[FrigidArtic]

Jeez what was the point of that question?!?

[aznpwnerp]

@FrigidArtic It was in part of an episode to see why these kids were going through puberty way ahead of when they were supposed to.

[FrigidArtic]

@aznpwnerp Oh! okay. When its out of context like that it just seems really creepy.

[Jaser200]

@aznpwnerp oh that would be another reason. But yeah last season: crashing his car into cuddy's house...yeah he will never change :D...that wasn't a spoiler. so obvious what the last season will be like. house the show is done at this point. they should have just left it open-ended but with a good closing like the ending we saw this last season. my opinion.

[Jaser200]

@FrigidArtic House is a misanthrope, someone who hates humanity and/or people in general, and always has been. There's the answer. People. Always. OVER. rationalizing. the. simplest. of. things.

[next guy comes up]

"Jeez what was the point of perioding out your words?!?"

-_-

[another person]

"Jeez what was the point of making up an adjective?!?"

------______-------

[xxxanimepopxxx]

I fucking love House. He's so wrong ... but so right.

[BlackleoJB]

I like how the teacher just nods when he says "Im a Doctor !" No background check on this suppose doctor ?!

[StagFabulous]

As much as I like Hugh Laurie, he can't make this un-creepy.

[furoncrypto]

@StagFabulous but thats why its so funny!

[lusteraliaszero]

@StagFabulous the point was to make it creepy.

[AllMocoz]

@SSdetectiveagency every little kid has their own accent.

[Molagbal38]

God I love Hugh Laurie.

[getsomelead]

scaring the little GIRL!

[TheLegoFan1]

Lol XDD

[zoyataylor]

loool!! i loved hugh's face and the grin

[RyanEdge]

incidentally, that line is why I'm no longer allowed at Chucky Cheese

[Shaoz049]

XDDDDD

most absolutely best house pedoline ever

[randamguys213]

pedo lololololololololol

[skatex95]

Hahaha I watched this last night

[SamuraiPie8111]

O.O

[SSdetectiveagency]

is it just me or did that little girl have an accent? Granted everyone has an accent butthis one I can't really tell what accent it is

[takingbackfrydae]

@SSdetectiveagency It's called a little kid accent.

[SSdetectiveagency]

@takingbackfrydae really? because my nieces nephews kid sister and tot cousins don't have an accent like that at all

[Fonzersbox]

0:11 DAT FACE

[babygurlari13]

whats this ep called?

[SouheaX]

ahahhahahahahhahaa

[KingCommando32]

"She looked up and saw death himself...."

[thewolfkingskeeper]

*panic* MISS JANIE!!!!!!

[oudaba1666]

thats what i ask every girl i go out with :P

[raskous]

All of you are now on a list for watching this.

[siridavidsen]

@raskous

Ok...? Whyyy? :P

[ShallShaLilcookies]

I am scared for life

[ChaoticMichee]

That smile...right before he talked...I got shivers and said to myself, "I have a bad feeling."

[Justinh789]

Wait there is? GROSS too old do not want

[nick7212]

"You do? Not interested anymore, run along."

[MeganMurderz]

WTF?!?!?!LOL

[BeyondTheIdentity]

Society protects children a wee little to much, this is priceless. Seriously though, parents shouldn't shelter their kids, I'd suggest shoving them out into the harsh cruel world. That way they'll grow hair in their special place faster :P

[Sarkintar]

Alright, who let him near the children?

[deadlocked2009]

@Sarkintar Wilson :P

[Nymphonomicon]

House is oddly agile with his bad leg.

[supermassashi]

@Nymphonomicon to make the move he did there is no need to use his injured muscle! which is called quadriceps!for lifting the leg forward we use a muscle called iliacus!

[Nymphonomicon]

@supermassashi I am not going to argue with you when I have no medical training, I was just commenting that was an oddly athletic move he made there. I have injured my leg before (not in the quad) and I certainly wasn't catching balls with it, OHHH YEAAAAH!!!!

[supermassashi]

@Nymphonomicon well its just a tv show uahauahuahuah crazy things happens in those stuff! flying people talkin dinossaurs oddly athetic moves in injured legs! ahahahahahaahhaahha

[DalekHunter1994]

No...YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS SICK MOTHERFRACKER!!!

[A10S1000]

hahaha ... house had the crepiest face ever before even talking on 00:11

[EvilHippy38]

LOL. SO good.

[Leilahorsey123]

OHHHH what happens next after he says " 2 of your kids are sick." i wanna know or what the episode is called

[VolimPartizan3333]

@Leilahorsey123 it's an episode in season 3, i forgot the episode...just look up i'm sure you'll find it... :)

[Leilahorsey123]

@VolimPartizan3333 Oh Ok!!! yeah ill search it. and Thanks : )

[mistressMoro]

wich episode is that? sounds hilarious :)

[Juice382]

@mistressMoro

Act your age - season 3, episode 18

[weirdlightsaber44]

Pedobear was House's teddy.

[slapman154]

wats the epesodes name

[MrBenlus]

To bad i read the description before watching the video -.-

[jjhjjff]

lmao!!

[Turenz]

Whaaaaat, that is so wrong but hillarious!!

[Valeriiielolz]

Wich episode is this one?

[tunesmaster915]

@Valeriiielolz Act you rage in season 3

[lurkerscience]

I think this is my favorite season 3 clip.