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  • WITH A BUCKET OF!

  • i love thsis haha

  • VODLEMORTS NIPPLE!!!

  • dragon baogens

  • soup!.... with a bucket of..... mickey mouse..... with a stick of dynamite

  • oh unicorn turds!!!

  • SON OF A BANSHEE!!!! HAGRID'S BUTTCRACK!!!! VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!!! UNICORN TURDS!!!!

  • @Cokofi I agree

  • SON OF A BANCHE

  • VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!

  • Dumbledor ur ubseenly old right "y yes"

  • haleas

    

  • UNICORN TURDS

  • beep beep.....hippopotamus....beep beep 

  • Poor Neville... He's my favorite character!

  • lol Nevel sounds like Gollum

  • no top comment? Umm.... Son of a banshee!

  • ********* soup **********

  • your mother is a !@#$%

  • Hahahh 4:07 xD

  • all you mother fuckers is a basterd

  • your mother is a blasted inded scank bicth

  • I am BATMAN!

  • Muggle f*cking troll sh*t Snape!!

  • I <3 it when Ron says Cauldron bum :) :) :) That IS adorable and so is Ron xxxxxx Team Dumbledore 4eva!!!!!!! <3, Sierra Rene xxx

  • beep.what the hell what the size of hagrats but

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • The elder swear = Shoop da whoop

  • It was so funny I couldn't even breath that shit cracked me up oh man

  • looks that 5,263 people dont have a sense of humor

  • Hmmm... Elder Swear

  • your mother is a **********

  • 0:41

  • a bucket of ***********

  • @xxroxxiexx0 MICKEY MOUSE!!!

  • lol

    

  • Hagwid's... Buttcwack

  • LOL this was funny

  • u should make a sirius black puppet

  • "HAGRIDS BUTCRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"......­.....

  • VOLDIMORTS NIPPLE!

    

  • @Cokofi sooooo funny

  • it would've been funnier at the end if they said that on a prank call to Voldemort

  • this is for all the people i hate and hate me 4:10

  • I couldn't stop saying "Swish and Flicker, that's my favorite" yesterday!

  • 0:42 soo nice :D

  • Thumbs up if you thought you'd be watching this in 2012, and you were right

  • Do my ears detect foul moth-ed-nes "Oh no Prof Snape" VOLDIMORTS NIPPLE!!

  • The Elder swear is awesome.

  • Nice

    

  • Alakazaam!!

  • you must NEVER repeat these!!... Yeah well we wont remember them!!

  • BEEPBEEPBEEPTOSTBEEPBEEPSOUPBE­EPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!

    

  • vampirebogeyss!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what?? no top comment?? well...

    **clears throat** AHEM!

    good evening ya'll. I like Harry Potter.

  • I LOVE YOU NEVILLE

    

  • FIVEHUNDRED THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR!

  • The elder swear is my ringtone

  • I have a video of me swearing like a sailor. If anyone is interested.

  • "Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville!"

    Hagrid is 10x the man ANYONE will ever be.

  • if neville was banished harry ron and hermione would be dead!!!!

    but it is hilarious!!!

  • THIS IS F****** FUNNY

  • hahaha hilarious xD!!!!

  • i distinctly remember "with a bucket of mickey mouse and a stick of dynamiet"

  • Hilarious comedy gold!!!

  • this is soooooooooo funy I also fellt bad for nevle

  • the elder swear lasts from 4:08 to 4:53

  • This was hilarious

  • Oh Snape, let them have their flap doodle! lolXD

  • watch closed captions

  • 4:08 it were it gits good!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • potato is a root

  • BEEP DANIEL RADCLIFFF BEEP, BEEP SOUP BEEP, BEEP HIPPOTAMIS BEEP!

  • hur hur. Daniel Radcliffe. Who plays Harry in the movies. Hur hur

  • I saw a hand at 1:21 !!!

  • @DustinOfPersonality EVERYBODY DID!

  • Hahahahahahaha even funnier

  • BEEP BBEEP soup BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • Why a butternut squash

  • Expectopatronans!

  • so... elder scroll... is it old? it contains mickey mouse... must be a swear that updates itself...

  • 43 Seconds of the Elder Swear

  • thumbs up for 500,000 points from Griffindor

  • all ron can say is wow

  • wtf the elder swear was 1min long!?

  • lol peer pressure

  • Harry potter fooled the kids & there parents

  • hey everyone!!

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  • foul mouthdedness. LOL!

  • 4:28 that joke is clever.

  • Dumbledore, can't rmb 5 mins ago but can recite a super ancient lost in the ages archaic wizard swears.

  • In Soviet Russia, Swear uses Harry Potters.

  • In soviet england uhhh i mean in soviet russia

  • HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!

    please go to

    our channel

    and watch

    some of

    our videos???

    thanks:)

  • Expecto Patronads!!

  • 0:41 best one

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  • "Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville"

    Challenge accepted.

  • SOUP!

    

  • *sniff* *sniff* hes talking about my mother *sniff* *sniff*

  • Cool

  • MUGGLEF**KING TROLLS**T, SNAPE!! XD lmao

  • My iPad skipped a small part so it sounded like dumbldar said "you must repeat it to anyone you know"

  • i will call the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and I'll kill you

  • Poor Neville squash...

  • Neville...... Is a /squash./

  • Hagrid's butthole

  • I could like this 1000 times.

  • BELLATRIX! like if you want her!

  • We watched this in English today:')

  • love it :')

  • wait wait wait! Wasn't it son of a BLUDGER, as Mundungus Fletcher says in the 5th book?

  • SAY THE EFIIN WORD ghhghhahhggehe.... Hagrid's buttcrack? YOU BASTARD GET YO BUTT OUTTA HERE! that was more or less what harry said, right? Or did i not hear correctly?

  • "neville is a BUTTERNUT SQUASH not a potato

    potatoes dont look like that at all, learn yer effin veggies!" ROFL i added that last bit meself!

  • Lol I love the elder swear rofl

  • Dumbledore has a robe on in this but not in Mysterous ticking noise.

    Was he naked

  • poor neville XD

  • 500,000 points from Gryffindor? wouldn't that put them in the negatives? lol

  • 1:20 Hand shows

  • @peaceout023 I am disappoint... Think of your own comments. I'm sure you have a brain.

  • @TheWorldOfSoup3 I Couldn't tell what it was saying then so I just put * incomprehensible*. Also, I forgot to put a beep in-between "whith a bucket of" and "mickey mouse" or something like that, I don't feel like looking it up to see exactly what it was but, yeah. I do realize I didn't get it exactly.

  • LIST OF WORDS THAT ARE BANNED FROM HOGWARTS Cauldron bum Son of a banshee Swish and flicker Voldemort’s nipple Dragon bogeys Expecto patronads Grabblegrousers Jiggery Pokery Blast-ended Skank Broom-head Hagrid’s buttcrack Leprechaun taint Unicorn turds Muggle f**king troll sh*t Flobby wanded dementor buggerer Dobby’s sock
  • dubledoor goes off

  • With a bucket of*******;)

  • haha

  • AND DANIEL RADCLIFF //beeps

    SOUP

    ///beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

    MICKEY MOUSE

  • your mother is a ******** **** (: ***** ***

  • I love this! <3

  • well ... your mother is a blasted ended skank.

  • VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLES

  • Souuppp....with a bucket offf...

  • Still funny!

    "-soup-"

  • I love this vidio it never gets old, and i cant beleve how funny it is! :D

  • Voldemort's Nipple!...

  • lol

  • ...Dobby's sock!

  • This is lol tastc.

  • this is funny

  • Who else tryed so hard to close that annotation on the screen

  • dumbledore!!!!!!!!! lololoollololo

  • "Dark Lord Voldermort speaking." :L He's so formal for a bad guy! :L

  • Oah and second you have pepperoni nipples

  • Oah yea well your a cum guzzling gutter beep you beep cum beep I will beep slap you and skull beep you to death ya beep mongler

  • oh leprechan taint!!!! lmfao

  • I love these videos

  • comment number 127,648 is here

  • SOUP

  • 43 seconds to say the elder swear

  • 500 000 points from Gryffindor?

    lol that's a little harsh :-B

    and awh poor Neville at the end :-B

  • @1:21 its the hand its the hand

  • Haha sum part they said soup

  • Neville reminds me of smeagol somehow....hahaha

  • 500,000 points from griffindor

  • well, your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!

  • I AM SO SORRY. YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT ON 10 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT HOUR. IF YOU DO, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

  • @TheChompasaurus you effing spammer that stuff never happens

  • 4:10 Dark Elden Swear..

  • XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • I crapped myself laughing at this. So funny.

  • UNICORN TURDS!

  • the ELDER SWEAR :D

  • (everybody run) EXPECTO PATRONADS!

  • 4:09-4:54 LMAO!!!!! BAHAHAHAHA

  • VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!

  • @8000lego You copied that from me. Just so you know, things like that don't make me happy. I'm glad people marked you as spam.

  • 3:10

  • Best video ever!!!!!!!!!!  :)

  • Neville looks more like a nose to me :/

  • I like the way neville is a butternut squash...

  • 0:42 lolz

    

  • LOL one time I screamed Dobby's sock in dance class when it was really quiet and my friend screamed back Youre such a prunehead! it was hilaroious

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  • leave the pridelands simba , and never come back = leave hogwarts neville and never come back

  • son of a banchee,voldemorts nipple!,

  • does anyone else notice what snape does whenever he says "WHAT????" c'mon it can't just be me :p

  • Unicorn turds! Lol I said voldemort's nipple in front of my best friend yesterday and she freaked out.

  • Oh plus: it's expecto patronum, not expecto patronads. But still, MEGA LOL

  • @zeebras4 they changed it because it's different spell.. and it's sounds funnier ^-^

  • blast-ended skank!

  • U know when ppl right they're fave lyrics to a song?? Or they're fave words in a video?? Well, if I did that, I'd probably end up writing out the whole thing. So I'll spare u of that. But seriously, I love this sooooooooooooooo much that I memorised it and repeated it word for word to my friend. In Maths, we both got a detention coz we were laughing so much. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!