Hey guys, im starting little series of funny videos with a main character. click on my name if you wanna check it out. i have my first episode up now. read my description first. and the 'about me' bit too
SAY THE EFIIN WORD ghhghhahhggehe.... Hagrid's buttcrack? YOU BASTARD GET YO BUTT OUTTA HERE! that was more or less what harry said, right? Or did i not hear correctly?
@TheWorldOfSoup3 I Couldn't tell what it was saying then so I just put * incomprehensible*. Also, I forgot to put a beep in-between "whith a bucket of" and "mickey mouse" or something like that, I don't feel like looking it up to see exactly what it was but, yeah. I do realize I didn't get it exactly.
LIST OF WORDS THAT ARE BANNED FROM HOGWARTS Cauldron bum Son of a banshee Swish and flicker Voldemort’s nipple Dragon bogeys Expecto patronads Grabblegrousers Jiggery Pokery Blast-ended Skank Broom-head Hagrid’s buttcrack Leprechaun taint Unicorn turds Muggle f**king troll sh*t Flobby wanded dementor buggerer Dobby’s sock
3:23
MissDizzy5 2 hours ago
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MissDizzy5 2 hours ago
Voldemorts Nipple!
MissDizzy5 2 hours ago
I laughed soooo hard when it was like YOUR MOTHER IS A BEEP BEPP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP WITH A BUCKET OF WATER BEEP BEEPP BEEEP SOUP :D
flappy665 9 hours ago
pause at 1:21 !
Thumbs up if you saw it ;)
aloo020 11 hours ago
@aloo020 saw wat
wafaafarhat 9 hours ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
@wafaafarhat His hand XD
aloo020 3 hours ago
they should update neville's puppet.
heyynickkk1 16 hours ago
@heyynickkk1 I know! He is so hot now :D
JeSSicaKaDie 16 hours ago
DRAGON BOGEYS!!!
sosococopuff24 17 hours ago
All I heard was "your mother is a blahblahblahblahblahblahSOUPblahblahblahblah alakazam!" :3
happybananatoast 17 hours ago
This is the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life. Humour is 10/10 and performance is 10/10. It should've more views than thicking noise.
honeycake75 18 hours ago
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@honeycake75 I don't know what you just said, but I feel stupider for having read it. God help us all.
TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
unicorn turds
catiepryce96 19 hours ago
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@catiepryce96 I don't know what you just said, but I feel stupider for having read it. God help us all.
TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
"Hagrids butt crack.'' "Yeeaah!''
LumpinAwsome 19 hours ago
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@LumpinAwsome I don't know what you just said, but I feel stupider for having read it. God help us all.
TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
Do i detect foul mouthidness ... er no professor snape ..... VOLDAMORTS NIPPLE !
toniravo 19 hours ago
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TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
fragula
piccolofan24 20 hours ago
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@piccolofan24 I don't know what you just said, but I feel stupider for having read it. God help us all.
TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
Voldimorts Nipple!!!!! Lol
johnstont1803 21 hours ago
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@johnstont1803 I don't know what you just said, but I feel stupider for having read it. God help us all.
TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
Well your mother is a Blast Ended Skank! Haha XD
LCRevelationz 21 hours ago
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TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
2:56 if marshmallow was here, YAY UNICORNS!!!!
UKzMagikk 22 hours ago
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TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
Voldemorts nipples!!!
volleygall 22 hours ago
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TheBuffylol 18 hours ago
The funny thing is Neville is now the good looking one
KetterlingScott 23 hours ago
Is there anyway you could post that list of wizard swears?? I would like to use them in school xD
playdoughpanda31 1 day ago
4:09-4:55.
MrsDracoMalfoy0 1 day ago
*BEEP BEEP BEEP* HIPPOPOTAMUS LOL
xXGreenLightningXx 1 day ago
I liked this video because it was funny and cool but u need a little bit less cuss words but funny
gayterdzsuck 1 day ago
5 minutes of what the actual fuck.
SamuelDMM 1 day ago
"Dumledore, you're obseenly old, right?"
"Why yes, I am!"
LMAO XD
hisboychugga 1 day ago
HOLY COW THE SECOND THEY SAID LETS MAKE A PRANK CALL AND THEY WERE HOLDING THE PHONE MY PHONE RANG!!!!!!!! I AWAR THAT HAPPEND!!!!!!!
rg1artist 1 day ago
I love how Dumbledore says... "And Daniel Radcliffe!!"
xxxxBloodDrinkerxxxx 1 day ago
Ron: "like couldron bum!"
Harry: "really? thats adorable!"
lol!!! XD
IloveJimmyBennett291 1 day ago
Soup
uthinkurawesome 1 day ago 2
Your mother is a...
higuy315 1 day ago
I loooove the butternut squash note in this video!!! The other potter pocket pals Mysterius Ticking Noise always cracks me up too!!
toejamontoast 1 day ago
I mean every word I ever say ever. Because I'm Harry Potter.
dazzmin 1 day ago 3
I wonder if there is a morse code message in there...
Mogogipen 1 day ago
beep beeep soup beeep beep beep
mo12mon 1 day ago
Neville: "H-Hagrid's butt quack."
littlebluecrayon 1 day ago 26
your grandmother is a blast ended skank lol
tonnelove420 1 day ago
Wow... those words are really hurtful to me! (-,-)
By the way... Nargles took my shoes.
I think the winner is......... VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!
Yay! or not yay. (+,+) I am dead
-Deathbylove
masterofdeathx 1 day ago 2
Nevill is a butternut squash, NOT a potato! I repeat, neville is a BUTTERNUT SQUASH NOT A-
harry: Voldemort's nipple!
o-o
turquoisethehedgehog 1 day ago 3
"Expecto Patronads" was completely unexpected.
SilveerStarr 1 day ago
Can we have an uncensored elder swear please?
MrJosh7995 1 day ago 2
I think this is so funny
GoofyCuteGirl123 1 day ago
oh my gosh, i can't stop laughing :P
cuddles4u2 1 day ago
WITH A BUCKET OF!
herclegirl 1 day ago
i love thsis haha
arianalee1999 1 day ago
VODLEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
AndysLyrics19 1 day ago
dragon baogens
Dragginmajik 1 day ago
soup!.... with a bucket of..... mickey mouse..... with a stick of dynamite
TheMysterygirl369 1 day ago in playlist P.P.P. SHORT FILMS 18
oh unicorn turds!!!
gigiR25 1 day ago
SON OF A BANSHEE!!!! HAGRID'S BUTTCRACK!!!! VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!!! UNICORN TURDS!!!!
CrazyWizardd 1 day ago
@Cokofi I agree
awesomekidwithtoy 1 day ago
SON OF A BANCHE
isuportharrypotter 1 day ago
VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
Legounderdog4562 1 day ago
Dumbledor ur ubseenly old right "y yes"
lolacoda1 2 days ago
haleas
SuperStevensons 2 days ago
UNICORN TURDS
oOcommandoJ03Oo 2 days ago
beep beep.....hippopotamus....beep beep
21mgallo 2 days ago
Poor Neville... He's my favorite character!
theeamazingcaitlin 2 days ago
lol Nevel sounds like Gollum
bongokhrusha 2 days ago 2
no top comment? Umm.... Son of a banshee!
bongokhrusha 2 days ago 2
********* soup **********
56crazytoast56 2 days ago
your mother is a !@#$%
superstarfox64bros 2 days ago
Hahahh 4:07 xD
DudeKingTV 2 days ago
all you mother fuckers is a basterd
mommy29ful 2 days ago
your mother is a blasted inded scank bicth
mommy29ful 2 days ago
I am BATMAN!
shadowkiller217 2 days ago
Muggle f*cking troll sh*t Snape!!
lilmisswowza 2 days ago
I <3 it when Ron says Cauldron bum :) :) :) That IS adorable and so is Ron xxxxxx Team Dumbledore 4eva!!!!!!! <3, Sierra Rene xxx
Sierraflyxxx 2 days ago
beep.what the hell what the size of hagrats but
dieseylemonsqeezy9 2 days ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmushk4 2 days ago
The elder swear = Shoop da whoop
mistypikachu92 2 days ago
It was so funny I couldn't even breath that shit cracked me up oh man
MegaDj62 2 days ago
looks that 5,263 people dont have a sense of humor
TheEpicPro99 2 days ago
Hmmm... Elder Swear
Mariofan421 2 days ago
your mother is a **********
xxroxxiexx0 2 days ago
0:41
bbail22 2 days ago
a bucket of ***********
xxroxxiexx0 2 days ago
@xxroxxiexx0 MICKEY MOUSE!!!
kewlkid4432 2 days ago
lol
caramellol120 2 days ago
Hagwid's... Buttcwack
ilovemakingmovies1 2 days ago
LOL this was funny
sneaksuperstar 2 days ago
u should make a sirius black puppet
DaXteR3THE3SMURF 2 days ago
"HAGRIDS BUTCRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...........
xlottiebearx 2 days ago
VOLDIMORTS NIPPLE!
Cokofi 2 days ago
@Cokofi sooooo funny
crazykiller621 2 days ago
it would've been funnier at the end if they said that on a prank call to Voldemort
haf27nick 2 days ago
this is for all the people i hate and hate me 4:10
halo3masterize 2 days ago
I couldn't stop saying "Swish and Flicker, that's my favorite" yesterday!
JustinBieber4496oxo 2 days ago
0:42 soo nice :D
xzZMusicZzx 2 days ago
Thumbs up if you thought you'd be watching this in 2012, and you were right
gambit7775 2 days ago
Do my ears detect foul moth-ed-nes "Oh no Prof Snape" VOLDIMORTS NIPPLE!!
kingofearlsdon 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
The Elder swear is awesome.
MrXRAYGCA 3 days ago
Nice
MrXRAYGCA 3 days ago
Alakazaam!!
SSED42 3 days ago
you must NEVER repeat these!!... Yeah well we wont remember them!!
HighGearBush 3 days ago
BEEPBEEPBEEPTOSTBEEPBEEPSOUPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!
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SkelliTelly 3 days ago
vampirebogeyss!!!!!!!!!!!
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what?? no top comment?? well...
**clears throat** AHEM!
good evening ya'll. I like Harry Potter.
Itsuchi2 3 days ago
I LOVE YOU NEVILLE
GwappyPappy 3 days ago
FIVEHUNDRED THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR!
Oliverrikardsson 3 days ago
The elder swear is my ringtone
SoCcErStAr05120 3 days ago
I have a video of me swearing like a sailor. If anyone is interested.
JayPivot 3 days ago
"Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville!"
Hagrid is 10x the man ANYONE will ever be.
jaysteeny 3 days ago
if neville was banished harry ron and hermione would be dead!!!!
but it is hilarious!!!
sazza751 3 days ago
THIS IS F****** FUNNY
fleco96 3 days ago
hahaha hilarious xD!!!!
BlazeXD100 3 days ago
i distinctly remember "with a bucket of mickey mouse and a stick of dynamiet"
Aberceridian 3 days ago
Hilarious comedy gold!!!
FaDE7537 3 days ago
this is soooooooooo funy I also fellt bad for nevle
FOX83146 3 days ago
the elder swear lasts from 4:08 to 4:53
IMAWESOME810 3 days ago
This was hilarious
purplegirl4856 3 days ago
Oh Snape, let them have their flap doodle! lolXD
OldSpiceifyer 3 days ago
watch closed captions
apg7856 3 days ago
4:08 it were it gits good!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wolfman123432 3 days ago
potato is a root
kitkat70003 3 days ago
BEEP DANIEL RADCLIFFF BEEP, BEEP SOUP BEEP, BEEP HIPPOTAMIS BEEP!
yueandsokka 3 days ago
hur hur. Daniel Radcliffe. Who plays Harry in the movies. Hur hur
BlueSkyAndLPS 3 days ago
I saw a hand at 1:21 !!!
DustinOfPersonality 3 days ago
@DustinOfPersonality EVERYBODY DID!
BlueSkyAndLPS 3 days ago
Hahahahahahaha even funnier
99guitarguy1 3 days ago
BEEP BBEEP soup BEEP BEEP BEEP
CuteandLovable24 3 days ago
Why a butternut squash
YoshiSuperGuy 3 days ago
Expectopatronans!
DarkUnicorn98 3 days ago
so... elder scroll... is it old? it contains mickey mouse... must be a swear that updates itself...
lartkrin 3 days ago
43 Seconds of the Elder Swear
reviloguy 3 days ago
thumbs up for 500,000 points from Griffindor
moodymusicgirl 3 days ago
all ron can say is wow
elgrillo0 3 days ago
wtf the elder swear was 1min long!?
elgrillo0 3 days ago
lol peer pressure
xTashiTashimaru 3 days ago
Harry potter fooled the kids & there parents
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TheFrogtoads 4 days ago
foul mouthdedness. LOL!
6128king 4 days ago
4:28 that joke is clever.
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Dumbledore, can't rmb 5 mins ago but can recite a super ancient lost in the ages archaic wizard swears.
leeleeblahblahblah 4 days ago
Dumbledore, can't rmb 5 mins ago but can recite a super ancient lost in the ages archaic wizard swears.
leeleeblahblahblah 4 days ago
In Soviet Russia, Swear uses Harry Potters.
KoolKatMcGee 4 days ago
In soviet england uhhh i mean in soviet russia
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TheFrogtoads 4 days ago
Expecto Patronads!!
WWEFan101853 4 days ago
0:41 best one
matthewthompson952 4 days ago
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matthewthompson952 4 days ago
"Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville"
Challenge accepted.
KimmyRose12 4 days ago
SOUP!
WWEFan101853 4 days ago
*sniff* *sniff* hes talking about my mother *sniff* *sniff*
101ISISTERS 4 days ago
Cool
mollymast 4 days ago
MUGGLEF**KING TROLLS**T, SNAPE!! XD lmao
SeveraIsAwesome 4 days ago
My iPad skipped a small part so it sounded like dumbldar said "you must repeat it to anyone you know"
ctfxcfangurl 4 days ago
i will call the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and I'll kill you
kickstandsaga 4 days ago
Poor Neville squash...
dancingnarwhale4468 4 days ago
Neville...... Is a /squash./
ilive4gir 4 days ago
Hagrid's butthole
DaSlashdie 4 days ago
I could like this 1000 times.
91wmay 4 days ago
BELLATRIX! like if you want her!
17emajane 4 days ago
We watched this in English today:')
allykay1997 4 days ago
love it :')
jmaeh96 5 days ago
wait wait wait! Wasn't it son of a BLUDGER, as Mundungus Fletcher says in the 5th book?
iSekCVEVO 5 days ago
SAY THE EFIIN WORD ghhghhahhggehe.... Hagrid's buttcrack? YOU BASTARD GET YO BUTT OUTTA HERE! that was more or less what harry said, right? Or did i not hear correctly?
iSekCVEVO 5 days ago
"neville is a BUTTERNUT SQUASH not a potato
potatoes dont look like that at all, learn yer effin veggies!" ROFL i added that last bit meself!
iSekCVEVO 5 days ago 2
Lol I love the elder swear rofl
Cosentinofan2011 5 days ago
Dumbledore has a robe on in this but not in Mysterous ticking noise.
Was he naked
Markoblaster89 5 days ago
poor neville XD
ShadowZash 5 days ago
500,000 points from Gryffindor? wouldn't that put them in the negatives? lol
kylehspano 5 days ago 2
1:20 Hand shows
supercreeper2003 5 days ago
@peaceout023 I am disappoint... Think of your own comments. I'm sure you have a brain.
LuvLaur634 5 days ago
@TheWorldOfSoup3 I Couldn't tell what it was saying then so I just put * incomprehensible*. Also, I forgot to put a beep in-between "whith a bucket of" and "mickey mouse" or something like that, I don't feel like looking it up to see exactly what it was but, yeah. I do realize I didn't get it exactly.
LuvLaur634 5 days ago
TheSharpieGod 5 days ago
dubledoor goes off
earningtrash69 5 days ago
With a bucket of*******;)
baileygotswag1 5 days ago
haha
arianalee1999 5 days ago
AND DANIEL RADCLIFF //beeps
SOUP
///beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
MICKEY MOUSE
animegirlrocker345 5 days ago
your mother is a ******** **** (: ***** ***
angryhoboful 5 days ago
I love this! <3
RuthAnneRednour 5 days ago
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Ha ha ha lol
So funny I
V watched
It 10 times
199ZombieKiller 5 days ago