Hey guys, im starting little series of funny videos with a main character. click on my name if you wanna check it out. i have my first episode up now. read my description first. and the 'about me' bit too
SAY THE EFIIN WORD ghhghhahhggehe.... Hagrid's buttcrack? YOU BASTARD GET YO BUTT OUTTA HERE! that was more or less what harry said, right? Or did i not hear correctly?
@TheWorldOfSoup3 I Couldn't tell what it was saying then so I just put * incomprehensible*. Also, I forgot to put a beep in-between "whith a bucket of" and "mickey mouse" or something like that, I don't feel like looking it up to see exactly what it was but, yeah. I do realize I didn't get it exactly.
LIST OF WORDS THAT ARE BANNED FROM HOGWARTS Cauldron bum Son of a banshee Swish and flicker Voldemort’s nipple Dragon bogeys Expecto patronads Grabblegrousers Jiggery Pokery Blast-ended Skank Broom-head Hagrid’s buttcrack Leprechaun taint Unicorn turds Muggle f**king troll sh*t Flobby wanded dementor buggerer Dobby’s sock
I AM SO SORRY. YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT ON 10 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT HOUR. IF YOU DO, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
Your mother is a beep beeeeeep beeep ing beep beep beep laura gibson beep beep beeeep * incomprehensible* beep beep tragulla beep beeep beep beep hippopotamus beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeep beep republican beeep daniel radcliff beeep beep beeep beep with a bucket of beeep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep soup beeep beep beep with a bucket of mickey mouse beep beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beeeeeeeeeep alakazam!!
Your mother is a beep beeeeeep beeep ing beep beep beep laura gibson beep beep beeeep * incomprehensible* beep beep tragulla beep beeep beep beep hippopotamus beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeep beep republican beeep daniel radcliff beeep beep beeep beep with a bucket of beeep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep soup beeep beep beep with a bucket of mickey mouse beep beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beeeeeeeeeep alakazam
U know when ppl right they're fave lyrics to a song?? Or they're fave words in a video?? Well, if I did that, I'd probably end up writing out the whole thing. So I'll spare u of that. But seriously, I love this sooooooooooooooo much that I memorised it and repeated it word for word to my friend. In Maths, we both got a detention coz we were laughing so much. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITH A BUCKET OF!
herclegirl 7 minutes ago
i love thsis haha
arianalee1999 13 minutes ago
VODLEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
AndysLyrics19 2 hours ago
dragon baogens
Dragginmajik 2 hours ago
soup!.... with a bucket of..... mickey mouse..... with a stick of dynamite
TheMysterygirl369 2 hours ago in playlist P.P.P. SHORT FILMS 2
oh unicorn turds!!!
gigiR25 3 hours ago
SON OF A BANSHEE!!!! HAGRID'S BUTTCRACK!!!! VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!!! UNICORN TURDS!!!!
CrazyWizardd 4 hours ago
@Cokofi I agree
awesomekidwithtoy 4 hours ago
SON OF A BANCHE
isuportharrypotter 4 hours ago
VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
Legounderdog4562 4 hours ago
Dumbledor ur ubseenly old right "y yes"
lolacoda1 5 hours ago
haleas
SuperStevensons 5 hours ago
UNICORN TURDS
oOcommandoJ03Oo 5 hours ago
beep beep.....hippopotamus....beep beep
21mgallo 5 hours ago
Poor Neville... He's my favorite character!
theeamazingcaitlin 5 hours ago
lol Nevel sounds like Gollum
bongokhrusha 5 hours ago 2
no top comment? Umm.... Son of a banshee!
bongokhrusha 5 hours ago 2
********* soup **********
56crazytoast56 6 hours ago
your mother is a !@#$%
superstarfox64bros 6 hours ago
Hahahh 4:07 xD
DudeKingTV 9 hours ago
all you mother fuckers is a basterd
mommy29ful 9 hours ago
your mother is a blasted inded scank bicth
mommy29ful 9 hours ago
I am BATMAN!
shadowkiller217 12 hours ago
Muggle f*cking troll sh*t Snape!!
lilmisswowza 13 hours ago
I <3 it when Ron says Cauldron bum :) :) :) That IS adorable and so is Ron xxxxxx Team Dumbledore 4eva!!!!!!! <3, Sierra Rene xxx
Sierraflyxxx 14 hours ago
beep.what the hell what the size of hagrats but
dieseylemonsqeezy9 15 hours ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmushk4 18 hours ago
The elder swear = Shoop da whoop
mistypikachu92 18 hours ago
It was so funny I couldn't even breath that shit cracked me up oh man
MegaDj62 19 hours ago
looks that 5,263 people dont have a sense of humor
TheEpicPro99 20 hours ago
Hmmm... Elder Swear
Mariofan421 20 hours ago
your mother is a **********
xxroxxiexx0 21 hours ago
0:41
bbail22 21 hours ago
a bucket of ***********
xxroxxiexx0 21 hours ago
@xxroxxiexx0 MICKEY MOUSE!!!
kewlkid4432 20 hours ago
lol
caramellol120 22 hours ago
Hagwid's... Buttcwack
ilovemakingmovies1 1 day ago
LOL this was funny
sneaksuperstar 1 day ago
u should make a sirius black puppet
DaXteR3THE3SMURF 1 day ago
"HAGRIDS BUTCRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...........
xlottiebearx 1 day ago
VOLDIMORTS NIPPLE!
Cokofi 1 day ago
@Cokofi sooooo funny
crazykiller621 20 hours ago
it would've been funnier at the end if they said that on a prank call to Voldemort
haf27nick 1 day ago
this is for all the people i hate and hate me 4:10
halo3masterize 1 day ago
I couldn't stop saying "Swish and Flicker, that's my favorite" yesterday!
JustinBieber4496oxo 1 day ago
0:42 soo nice :D
xzZMusicZzx 1 day ago
Thumbs up if you thought you'd be watching this in 2012, and you were right
gambit7775 1 day ago
Do my ears detect foul moth-ed-nes "Oh no Prof Snape" VOLDIMORTS NIPPLE!!
kingofearlsdon 1 day ago in playlist Favorite videos
The Elder swear is awesome.
MrXRAYGCA 1 day ago
Nice
MrXRAYGCA 1 day ago
Alakazaam!!
SSED42 1 day ago
you must NEVER repeat these!!... Yeah well we wont remember them!!
HighGearBush 1 day ago
BEEPBEEPBEEPTOSTBEEPBEEPSOUPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!
HighGearBush 1 day ago
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SkelliTelly 1 day ago
vampirebogeyss!!!!!!!!!!!
123thecooldood 1 day ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
what?? no top comment?? well...
**clears throat** AHEM!
good evening ya'll. I like Harry Potter.
Itsuchi2 1 day ago
I LOVE YOU NEVILLE
GwappyPappy 1 day ago
FIVEHUNDRED THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR!
Oliverrikardsson 1 day ago
The elder swear is my ringtone
SoCcErStAr05120 1 day ago
I have a video of me swearing like a sailor. If anyone is interested.
JayPivot 1 day ago
"Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville!"
Hagrid is 10x the man ANYONE will ever be.
jaysteeny 1 day ago
if neville was banished harry ron and hermione would be dead!!!!
but it is hilarious!!!
sazza751 1 day ago
THIS IS F****** FUNNY
fleco96 1 day ago
hahaha hilarious xD!!!!
BlazeXD100 1 day ago
i distinctly remember "with a bucket of mickey mouse and a stick of dynamiet"
Aberceridian 1 day ago
Hilarious comedy gold!!!
FaDE7537 1 day ago
this is soooooooooo funy I also fellt bad for nevle
FOX83146 1 day ago
the elder swear lasts from 4:08 to 4:53
IMAWESOME810 1 day ago
This was hilarious
purplegirl4856 1 day ago
Oh Snape, let them have their flap doodle! lolXD
OldSpiceifyer 1 day ago
watch closed captions
apg7856 1 day ago
4:08 it were it gits good!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wolfman123432 1 day ago
potato is a root
kitkat70003 1 day ago
BEEP DANIEL RADCLIFFF BEEP, BEEP SOUP BEEP, BEEP HIPPOTAMIS BEEP!
yueandsokka 1 day ago
hur hur. Daniel Radcliffe. Who plays Harry in the movies. Hur hur
BlueSkyAndLPS 1 day ago
I saw a hand at 1:21 !!!
DustinOfPersonality 2 days ago
@DustinOfPersonality EVERYBODY DID!
BlueSkyAndLPS 1 day ago
Hahahahahahaha even funnier
99guitarguy1 2 days ago
BEEP BBEEP soup BEEP BEEP BEEP
CuteandLovable24 2 days ago
Why a butternut squash
YoshiSuperGuy 2 days ago
Expectopatronans!
DarkUnicorn98 2 days ago
so... elder scroll... is it old? it contains mickey mouse... must be a swear that updates itself...
lartkrin 2 days ago
43 Seconds of the Elder Swear
reviloguy 2 days ago
thumbs up for 500,000 points from Griffindor
moodymusicgirl 2 days ago
all ron can say is wow
elgrillo0 2 days ago
wtf the elder swear was 1min long!?
elgrillo0 2 days ago
lol peer pressure
xTashiTashimaru 2 days ago
Harry potter fooled the kids & there parents
justicepartyuk 2 days ago
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TheFrogtoads 2 days ago
foul mouthdedness. LOL!
6128king 2 days ago
4:28 that joke is clever.
charliebug0 2 days ago
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Dumbledore, can't rmb 5 mins ago but can recite a super ancient lost in the ages archaic wizard swears.
leeleeblahblahblah 2 days ago
Dumbledore, can't rmb 5 mins ago but can recite a super ancient lost in the ages archaic wizard swears.
leeleeblahblahblah 2 days ago
In Soviet Russia, Swear uses Harry Potters.
KoolKatMcGee 2 days ago
In soviet england uhhh i mean in soviet russia
pieguy61 2 days ago
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TheFrogtoads 2 days ago
Expecto Patronads!!
WWEFan101853 2 days ago
0:41 best one
matthewthompson952 2 days ago
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matthewthompson952 2 days ago
"Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville"
Challenge accepted.
KimmyRose12 2 days ago
SOUP!
WWEFan101853 2 days ago
*sniff* *sniff* hes talking about my mother *sniff* *sniff*
101ISISTERS 2 days ago
Cool
mollymast 2 days ago
MUGGLEF**KING TROLLS**T, SNAPE!! XD lmao
SeveraIsAwesome 3 days ago
My iPad skipped a small part so it sounded like dumbldar said "you must repeat it to anyone you know"
ctfxcfangurl 3 days ago
i will call the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and I'll kill you
kickstandsaga 3 days ago
Poor Neville squash...
dancingnarwhale4468 3 days ago
Neville...... Is a /squash./
ilive4gir 3 days ago
Hagrid's butthole
DaSlashdie 3 days ago
I could like this 1000 times.
91wmay 3 days ago
BELLATRIX! like if you want her!
17emajane 3 days ago
We watched this in English today:')
allykay1997 3 days ago
love it :')
jmaeh96 3 days ago
wait wait wait! Wasn't it son of a BLUDGER, as Mundungus Fletcher says in the 5th book?
iSekCVEVO 3 days ago
SAY THE EFIIN WORD ghhghhahhggehe.... Hagrid's buttcrack? YOU BASTARD GET YO BUTT OUTTA HERE! that was more or less what harry said, right? Or did i not hear correctly?
iSekCVEVO 3 days ago
"neville is a BUTTERNUT SQUASH not a potato
potatoes dont look like that at all, learn yer effin veggies!" ROFL i added that last bit meself!
iSekCVEVO 3 days ago 2
Lol I love the elder swear rofl
Cosentinofan2011 3 days ago
Dumbledore has a robe on in this but not in Mysterous ticking noise.
Was he naked
Markoblaster89 3 days ago
poor neville XD
ShadowZash 3 days ago
500,000 points from Gryffindor? wouldn't that put them in the negatives? lol
kylehspano 3 days ago 2
1:20 Hand shows
supercreeper2003 3 days ago
@peaceout023 I am disappoint... Think of your own comments. I'm sure you have a brain.
LuvLaur634 3 days ago
@TheWorldOfSoup3 I Couldn't tell what it was saying then so I just put * incomprehensible*. Also, I forgot to put a beep in-between "whith a bucket of" and "mickey mouse" or something like that, I don't feel like looking it up to see exactly what it was but, yeah. I do realize I didn't get it exactly.
LuvLaur634 3 days ago
TheSharpieGod 3 days ago
dubledoor goes off
earningtrash69 3 days ago
With a bucket of*******;)
baileygotswag1 3 days ago
haha
arianalee1999 3 days ago
AND DANIEL RADCLIFF //beeps
SOUP
///beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
MICKEY MOUSE
animegirlrocker345 3 days ago
your mother is a ******** **** (: ***** ***
angryhoboful 3 days ago
I love this! <3
RuthAnneRednour 3 days ago
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Ha ha ha lol
So funny I
V watched
It 10 times
199ZombieKiller 4 days ago
well ... your mother is a blasted ended skank.
DarkHammer8889 4 days ago
VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLES
EarthToDeidre 4 days ago
Souuppp....with a bucket offf...
mrricardo1198 4 days ago
Still funny!
"-soup-"
louisewest24 4 days ago
I love this vidio it never gets old, and i cant beleve how funny it is! :D
Tors1001 4 days ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
Voldemort's Nipple!...
milliedoodle 4 days ago
lol
MSalex525 4 days ago
...Dobby's sock!
PokeZelda6664 4 days ago
This is lol tastc.
EicPwnageTime 4 days ago
this is funny
ThePPP1o1 4 days ago
Who else tryed so hard to close that annotation on the screen
IamtheLastSurvivor 4 days ago
dumbledore!!!!!!!!! lololoollololo
AigooCandy 4 days ago
"Dark Lord Voldermort speaking." :L He's so formal for a bad guy! :L
Bessiee93 4 days ago
Oah and second you have pepperoni nipples
kcbockovenkc 4 days ago
Oah yea well your a cum guzzling gutter beep you beep cum beep I will beep slap you and skull beep you to death ya beep mongler
kcbockovenkc 4 days ago
oh leprechan taint!!!! lmfao
cody2791 4 days ago
I love these videos
natalieamelias 4 days ago
comment number 127,648 is here
dexterscoobydadmom 4 days ago
SOUP
TheDESTROLYS 4 days ago
43 seconds to say the elder swear
nerfnerd9000 4 days ago
500 000 points from Gryffindor?
lol that's a little harsh :-B
and awh poor Neville at the end :-B
CreativeLouise45 4 days ago
@1:21 its the hand its the hand
niblocorn1993 4 days ago
Haha sum part they said soup
EmoStarzBeTrippim 4 days ago
Neville reminds me of smeagol somehow....hahaha
watsonjudelaw 5 days ago
500,000 points from griffindor
watsonjudelaw 5 days ago
well, your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!
haileyone63 5 days ago
I AM SO SORRY. YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT ON 10 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT HOUR. IF YOU DO, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
TheChompasaurus 5 days ago in playlist Potter Puppet Pals in "Wizard Swears"
@TheChompasaurus you effing spammer that stuff never happens
iSekCVEVO 3 days ago
4:10 Dark Elden Swear..
AngelOfDarkness5523 5 days ago
XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AngelOfDarkness5523 5 days ago
I crapped myself laughing at this. So funny.
gerrard532 5 days ago
UNICORN TURDS!
ottogrl24 5 days ago
the ELDER SWEAR :D
cookiegirl578 5 days ago
(everybody run) EXPECTO PATRONADS!
smoshrocksbigtime 5 days ago
4:09-4:54 LMAO!!!!! BAHAHAHAHA
JazzimixLives4makeup 5 days ago
VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!
AshleyKitty00 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
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Your mother is a beep beeeeeep beeep ing beep beep beep laura gibson beep beep beeeep * incomprehensible* beep beep tragulla beep beeep beep beep hippopotamus beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeep beep republican beeep daniel radcliff beeep beep beeep beep with a bucket of beeep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep soup beeep beep beep with a bucket of mickey mouse beep beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beeeeeeeeeep alakazam!!
8000lego 5 days ago
@8000lego You copied that from me. Just so you know, things like that don't make me happy. I'm glad people marked you as spam.
LuvLaur634 4 days ago
3:10
lazyboy99823 5 days ago
Best video ever!!!!!!!!!! :)
mrunknowingly 5 days ago
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Your mother is a beep beeeeeep beeep ing beep beep beep laura gibson beep beep beeeep * incomprehensible* beep beep tragulla beep beeep beep beep hippopotamus beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeep beep republican beeep daniel radcliff beeep beep beeep beep with a bucket of beeep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep soup beeep beep beep with a bucket of mickey mouse beep beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beeeeeeeeeep alakazam
peaceout023 5 days ago
Neville looks more like a nose to me :/
EmoPrincess916 5 days ago
I like the way neville is a butternut squash...
Missjammydodger 6 days ago
0:42 lolz
V1per2100 6 days ago
LOL one time I screamed Dobby's sock in dance class when it was really quiet and my friend screamed back Youre such a prunehead! it was hilaroious
RosinMonster2 6 days ago
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roxyrocksandcute5 6 days ago
leave the pridelands simba , and never come back = leave hogwarts neville and never come back
tdg4evar35 6 days ago in playlist P.P.P. SHORT FILMS
son of a banchee,voldemorts nipple!,
maximummouse1 6 days ago
does anyone else notice what snape does whenever he says "WHAT????" c'mon it can't just be me :p
emstar42 6 days ago
Unicorn turds! Lol I said voldemort's nipple in front of my best friend yesterday and she freaked out.
rcfree828 6 days ago
Oh plus: it's expecto patronum, not expecto patronads. But still, MEGA LOL
zeebras4 6 days ago
@zeebras4 they changed it because it's different spell.. and it's sounds funnier ^-^
bloodlightningXD 6 days ago
blast-ended skank!
EdeaBee 6 days ago
U know when ppl right they're fave lyrics to a song?? Or they're fave words in a video?? Well, if I did that, I'd probably end up writing out the whole thing. So I'll spare u of that. But seriously, I love this sooooooooooooooo much that I memorised it and repeated it word for word to my friend. In Maths, we both got a detention coz we were laughing so much. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zeebras4 6 days ago