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  • Blink-182 outro!

  • pretty :3

  • jackpot!

  • what?!

  • ahh this was the short version

  • What's the name of the song at the end? =D

  • @josephkallifffraude stolen by dashboard confessional :)

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  • THATS GERMAN NOT FRENCH YOU IIDIOT

  • I dislike this, it made me hungry for stoffers french bread pizza, loll

  • loll looove it

  • i like its not crappy at all its funny

  • Amazing ending music. :D <3

  • haha lol hey dude itd be worse if u had a manpurse and left it in ur cart some1 takes ur $ that would suck more than them taking ur groceries u could always pick them up again

  • lol XD soo funny i love dane cook he rules!! he's fucking hilarious. any1 agree with me? ^^ :P :3 XD

  • Cheese..........

  • I don't get ppl who don't think Dane Cook is funny, the man is a storytelling comedic God. A comedic god of storytelling, if you will. In true Dane Cook style

  • this guy can make a joke from anything!

  • msn paint?..

  • meghan bannister is ugly

    

  • Love his comedic genius! Also, what's that song at the end? =D

  • @OriginalDigit "You Have Stolen My Heart" by Dashboard Confessional -___- Where have you been? Enjoy though! :D

  • @misscrazychica09 I looked it up and after hearing the whole thing, I do remember it. Been a couple plus years since I've heard it though. >_> Anyway, thanks!

  • @OriginalDigit No prob :)

  • dude at least ur not a dick who post wrong stuff i just half way cussed out someone for misleading thumbnail

  • dose a set of all sets contain itself?

  • you didnt get the whole video of the nothing fight but thats okay

  • cheeses cheesus cheezes cheezuz jeezuz jeeses jesus.

  • 70 people can't eat cheese

  • @birdgirl13 It's stolen by Dashboard Confessional. :)

  • whats the song in the end?

  • i dont even care that he trails off and talks about somthing completely differant than the story he is the funniest fucking man on earth

  • fail. 

  • @KennedyLoveee lets see you do better you stupid dick

  • @FenixAssasin123 okay, i didn't write that. i apologize for whoever did.

  • HAHAHA!

  • JACCCKPOOOOT!

  • lol....that's the exact thing I worry about when I leave my cart......

  • two words dane cook

  • what is the song that you play at the end??? its right on the tip of my tongue and i cant figure it out!!

  • @shellzzies Stolen by Dashboard Confessional. :)

  • THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED

  • That wasnt the full ljoke asshole

  • '_'

  • i love wen couples fight in a store. i just sit and pretend 2 b looking for something wen in reality, im secrelty cheering on whoever i think should win. haha

  • @HopeLess1212 OMG i do the same thing and well i usually ask my bro to get the lounging chair thats in the next section of the store XD last time they didn't even notice 

  • @AyneWorks jeez ikr?? i once saw a couple of about 20 years of age fighting ovr soup xD "I want this soup." "If we get this soup will you EAT it? cuz the last time i bought soup u didnt eat any of it." "because YOU ate it all!"

  • @HopeLess1212 lalw the couple i say were fighting over well mustard on who finished it then milk XDD

  • Meghan. You're hot.

    just thought I should let you know =)

  • @atxmasterjew agrees

  • @allhailshadow1984 LIESSSSS

  • xD God forbid somebody comes into the store and wants exactly that shit! And they're like 'whhaat??? Jackpot. This is everything I wanted!'

  • lol

  • dude this is awesome great job meghan!!

  • 68 people left their carts and never found it

  • ...Vote up if you've left your cart and found it either gone or u just had to see a fight -_- minding your biznez ftl?

  • 67 people have no lives and swallow instead of suck

  • what's the song at the end?

  • @causewerecoolikethat "Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional :)

  • @rafpowaa623 thank you!

  • what? JACKPOT xD

  • lol

  • wats the song

  • @ubersuperjha thats easy its called.... SHITTY ASS SONG THAT RUNINED THE ENTIRE VIDEO!! i have very strong feelings against that song.

  • Where the fuck is my cart?

    Dammit Samantha

  • the end of the fuckin video ruined the whole thing.....TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE STOP PUTTING GAY ASS SHIT AT THE END OF SHIT U MAKE DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DANE COOK IS FUNNY AS SHIT THOUGH:)

  • @sursidehouston713 thumbs up my friend :)

  • @sursidehouston713 ok ur just being an asshole

  • the music at the end just ruined the entire moment

  • whom ever the megan maybe... your a beautiful yung lady

    R flip

  • @RED091389 ya if your a mule

  • Dashboard Confessions- Stolen 

  • whats the name of the song at the end D:!

  • oh my god... this is everything... EXEPT THE PIZZA!! It's in the pizza aisle! couldn't he fuckin decide?!

    That's what i'd think before stealing his cart. :3

  • What's the song at 1:43?

  • Such an extensive vocabulary Dane ^^

    Great video ^^

  • 1:42

    Way cute ^.^

  • an orgy of cheese!

    lmao

  • nice

  • lol props on the mad painting skillz

  • that was awesome Lmao

  • what's the song at the end called?

  • @darklightning539 Stolen by Dashboard Confessional

  • @neurallydegenerated thank you. thank you soooo much!

  • I love this animation!!!

  • the person who edited this is cute and this is REALLY FUNNY

  • "go forbid someone walks in that store and wants EXACTLY that shit!"

    LMAO!!!!!!

  • cute MEgan - ILOVE DANE

  • you guys are gunna go home and be like "haha that Dane Cook is a silly bitch"

    Dane Cook fucking rocks.

  • what was the song at the end?

  • i cackled when i heard this the first time....col

  • i liked it

  • Get rid of the credits..

  • The string cheeses and the swiss cheese are having an orgy. lmao

  • lol, sounded like the girl was saying something like "... I don't care," and the guy was saying something like, "... yeah, well i care!" Lol.

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  • mumbles

    grumbles

  • eh he has funnier ones

  • whats the song at the end

  • @Refreshed29 Stolen by Dashboard Confessionals

  • i luv his vocab

  • its a she

  • @Cherrys47 thats one of the reasons hes really funny

  • well yeah yu dont have the whole thing but itsvery well done thanks for the vid

  • lmaoo! loved it. haha thanks for the visuals.

  • What? JACKPOT. haha xD

  • Ha Ha Ha ... What great visuals

  • wow

  • I <3 DANE COOK!

    aaaand whaat was the song at the endd?? Lol =]

  • good, except u killed my laughter with ur credits :)

    the only person that should b credited is cook, and we all no it was by him anyway

  • lol that was good 5 stars

  • I freaking loved it!!

    I love Dane he's my hero too haha :]

    Lol nd I love this one about the jelly, classic.

  • 5 stars!

  • hahaha yea he is funny and wow 3 hours thats a long time!

  • dane cook is so frekin hilarious  i love this vid

  • your cute

    <3

  • hey what is the song you played at the end of the vid?

  • i think it's you have stolen my heart.... by dashboard.

  • this is exactly what i wanted! lmfaoo

  • watch big mamas hump

  • u left out the whole ending!!!!

  • thats soo cool!

  • the name of the song at the end of the video is stolen by dashboard confessional

  • I <3 NOTHING FIGHTS

  • niceeeeeee

  • whats the name of the song in the end?? =]

    nice vid!

  • what's the song at the end called?

    really nice video btw :)

  • haha!

  • u left out the part where the guy yells about his jelly thats the funny part

  • yo why are there so many dane cook videos

  • man at 1:42 that girl fing scarced me

  • JACKPOT

  • JACKPOT

  • orgy of cheeses...classic

  • plethor rofl GO DANE COOK w00T!! lolz so funny

  • it made me hungry for cheese XD

    *goes to get some cheese* X3

  • dane cook is cool

  • hahaha i love it!! these lil animation videos of dane cook are really cool too.

  • whats the song called at the very end of this video

  • this is awsome

  • freaking hulareis check out his other videos

  • Its stolen by Dashboard confessional

  • whats the song at the end?!

  • lmfao...JACKPOT!

  • o ya guys and the songs stolen by dashboard confessinals

  • katrina stfu! your probably ugly as fuck, leave the poor girl alone. holy shit.

  • ya its gud but waste a time no offence :D

  • well if it was good then why u said waste of time? do u mean the mumbling part of the nothing fight?

  • cool i love dan cook

  • funny good animation

  • I DID LIKE  IT

  • ew megans ugly x29384298374323

  • ew katrinas ugly x49874578543784538

  • ur probably 1 ugly little whore so stfu

  • "This is wat i wanted"! " JACKPOT!!!!!

  • wow nice video :)

    dane cook is the best

  • dane cook is awsome and funny as foe on ice ....

  • Thamer4life uv got issues in woman.................she aint hot dude go to hooters and see wat hot is...lol

  • Meghan Bannister is hot :D

  • lol 3 hours well spent on a great dane vid!

  • Though Craig Ferguson Is much funnier to me, then Pablo Fransisco, THEN Dane Cook, I still loved this video. As for adding the picture of you in the end, weird but I think your Cute :3

    BTW Check out some of my vidoes, unless of bleach and dane cook *unless they have been deleted or havent been up yet* message me haha!

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  • so cool

  • I LOVE The Song At The End! And I Luv Dane Cook!

  • im sorry wat mad skillz