haha lol hey dude itd be worse if u had a manpurse and left it in ur cart some1 takes ur $ that would suck more than them taking ur groceries u could always pick them up again
I don't get ppl who don't think Dane Cook is funny, the man is a storytelling comedic God. A comedic god of storytelling, if you will. In true Dane Cook style
@misscrazychica09 I looked it up and after hearing the whole thing, I do remember it. Been a couple plus years since I've heard it though. >_> Anyway, thanks!
i love wen couples fight in a store. i just sit and pretend 2 b looking for something wen in reality, im secrelty cheering on whoever i think should win. haha
@HopeLess1212 OMG i do the same thing and well i usually ask my bro to get the lounging chair thats in the next section of the store XD last time they didn't even notice
@AyneWorks jeez ikr?? i once saw a couple of about 20 years of age fighting ovr soup xD "I want this soup." "If we get this soup will you EAT it? cuz the last time i bought soup u didnt eat any of it." "because YOU ate it all!"
the end of the fuckin video ruined the whole thing.....TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE STOP PUTTING GAY ASS SHIT AT THE END OF SHIT U MAKE DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my name is jt l, i once had a family, a mom, a dad, a little sister, and an older brother, one day i found this doll face, i took it, then when i got home i gave it to my sister, as i was sleeping, my little sister was on my bed with a chainsaw in her hand, she killed me, i am dead as i am writing this, i killed my whole family, if u dont post this on 10 videos i will come to your house while ur sleeping and painfully and slowly cut you in every direction, you have 2 hours and 30 minutes
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
Though Craig Ferguson Is much funnier to me, then Pablo Fransisco, THEN Dane Cook, I still loved this video. As for adding the picture of you in the end, weird but I think your Cute :3
BTW Check out some of my vidoes, unless of bleach and dane cook *unless they have been deleted or havent been up yet* message me haha!
By reading this you are now under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
By reading this you are now under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
Blink-182 outro!
PunkAudio 4 days ago
pretty :3
DEATHARMY101 1 month ago
jackpot!
baconimos123 1 month ago
what?!
baconimos123 1 month ago
ahh this was the short version
YepX 4 months ago
What's the name of the song at the end? =D
josephkallifffraude 4 months ago
@josephkallifffraude stolen by dashboard confessional :)
meizme1 1 month ago
Comment removed
slayerdearly 5 months ago
THATS GERMAN NOT FRENCH YOU IIDIOT
TheYubel1000 5 months ago
I dislike this, it made me hungry for stoffers french bread pizza, loll
weststreetbikes 5 months ago
loll looove it
weststreetbikes 5 months ago
i like its not crappy at all its funny
4favoriteanime 6 months ago
Amazing ending music. :D <3
gerble43 6 months ago
haha lol hey dude itd be worse if u had a manpurse and left it in ur cart some1 takes ur $ that would suck more than them taking ur groceries u could always pick them up again
oooh19 6 months ago
lol XD soo funny i love dane cook he rules!! he's fucking hilarious. any1 agree with me? ^^ :P :3 XD
miriamhinata 6 months ago 17
Cheese..........
DarkLover676 6 months ago
I don't get ppl who don't think Dane Cook is funny, the man is a storytelling comedic God. A comedic god of storytelling, if you will. In true Dane Cook style
Claego 6 months ago 3
this guy can make a joke from anything!
blackbite50 7 months ago
msn paint?..
dorigzz 7 months ago
meghan bannister is ugly
drebin152 7 months ago
Love his comedic genius! Also, what's that song at the end? =D
OriginalDigit 8 months ago
@OriginalDigit "You Have Stolen My Heart" by Dashboard Confessional -___- Where have you been? Enjoy though! :D
misscrazychica09 7 months ago
@misscrazychica09 I looked it up and after hearing the whole thing, I do remember it. Been a couple plus years since I've heard it though. >_> Anyway, thanks!
OriginalDigit 7 months ago
@OriginalDigit No prob :)
misscrazychica09 7 months ago
dude at least ur not a dick who post wrong stuff i just half way cussed out someone for misleading thumbnail
juroku9 8 months ago 4
dose a set of all sets contain itself?
nikdean11 8 months ago
you didnt get the whole video of the nothing fight but thats okay
OfficeMussik 9 months ago
cheeses cheesus cheezes cheezuz jeezuz jeeses jesus.
thinker6236 9 months ago
70 people can't eat cheese
fretacat1996 10 months ago
@birdgirl13 It's stolen by Dashboard Confessional. :)
Isillybilly 10 months ago
whats the song in the end?
birdgirl13 10 months ago
i dont even care that he trails off and talks about somthing completely differant than the story he is the funniest fucking man on earth
flipzhat 10 months ago
fail.
KennedyLoveee 10 months ago
@KennedyLoveee lets see you do better you stupid dick
FenixAssasin123 10 months ago
@FenixAssasin123 okay, i didn't write that. i apologize for whoever did.
KennedyLoveee 10 months ago
HAHAHA!
inuluvrkennah 10 months ago
JACCCKPOOOOT!
dottiedots221 10 months ago
lol....that's the exact thing I worry about when I leave my cart......
fang8989 11 months ago
two words dane cook
manbot65 11 months ago
what is the song that you play at the end??? its right on the tip of my tongue and i cant figure it out!!
shellzzies 11 months ago
@shellzzies Stolen by Dashboard Confessional. :)
paigelisemusic 11 months ago
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
baileytaylor55 1 year ago
That wasnt the full ljoke asshole
koga2887 1 year ago
'_'
sauphler 1 year ago
i love wen couples fight in a store. i just sit and pretend 2 b looking for something wen in reality, im secrelty cheering on whoever i think should win. haha
HopeLess1212 1 year ago
@HopeLess1212 OMG i do the same thing and well i usually ask my bro to get the lounging chair thats in the next section of the store XD last time they didn't even notice
AyneWorks 1 year ago
@AyneWorks jeez ikr?? i once saw a couple of about 20 years of age fighting ovr soup xD "I want this soup." "If we get this soup will you EAT it? cuz the last time i bought soup u didnt eat any of it." "because YOU ate it all!"
HopeLess1212 1 year ago
@HopeLess1212 lalw the couple i say were fighting over well mustard on who finished it then milk XDD
AyneWorks 1 year ago
Meghan. You're hot.
just thought I should let you know =)
atxmasterjew 1 year ago 4
@atxmasterjew agrees
allhailshadow1984 1 year ago
@allhailshadow1984 LIESSSSS
CR4ZiiD 1 year ago
xD God forbid somebody comes into the store and wants exactly that shit! And they're like 'whhaat??? Jackpot. This is everything I wanted!'
PleaseDrinkMeAlice 1 year ago
lol
UtubeDuDeDuh 1 year ago
dude this is awesome great job meghan!!
CarsInsider 1 year ago
68 people left their carts and never found it
justinsdayofglory 1 year ago 7
...Vote up if you've left your cart and found it either gone or u just had to see a fight -_- minding your biznez ftl?
NDJunction 1 year ago
67 people have no lives and swallow instead of suck
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
what's the song at the end?
causewerecoolikethat 1 year ago
@causewerecoolikethat "Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional :)
rafpowaa623 1 year ago
@rafpowaa623 thank you!
causewerecoolikethat 1 year ago
what? JACKPOT xD
dancinchic1996 1 year ago
lol
snakeyist 1 year ago
wats the song
ubersuperjha 1 year ago
@ubersuperjha thats easy its called.... SHITTY ASS SONG THAT RUNINED THE ENTIRE VIDEO!! i have very strong feelings against that song.
moviemoviemadness 1 year ago
Where the fuck is my cart?
Dammit Samantha
mikk341 1 year ago
the end of the fuckin video ruined the whole thing.....TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE STOP PUTTING GAY ASS SHIT AT THE END OF SHIT U MAKE DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANE COOK IS FUNNY AS SHIT THOUGH:)
sursidehouston713 1 year ago 29
@sursidehouston713 thumbs up my friend :)
moviemoviemadness 1 year ago
@sursidehouston713 ok ur just being an asshole
Piazzafan1 2 weeks ago
the music at the end just ruined the entire moment
joelpspboy2 1 year ago 6
whom ever the megan maybe... your a beautiful yung lady
R flip
RED091389 1 year ago
@RED091389 ya if your a mule
wallsh2u 1 year ago
Dashboard Confessions- Stolen
SailorPerson 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at the end D:!
xxojazzieoxx 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
my name is jt l, i once had a family, a mom, a dad, a little sister, and an older brother, one day i found this doll face, i took it, then when i got home i gave it to my sister, as i was sleeping, my little sister was on my bed with a chainsaw in her hand, she killed me, i am dead as i am writing this, i killed my whole family, if u dont post this on 10 videos i will come to your house while ur sleeping and painfully and slowly cut you in every direction, you have 2 hours and 30 minutes
mrhockeydude2000 1 year ago
oh my god... this is everything... EXEPT THE PIZZA!! It's in the pizza aisle! couldn't he fuckin decide?!
That's what i'd think before stealing his cart. :3
LLawliet1011 1 year ago 3
What's the song at 1:43?
Macfarland91 1 year ago
Such an extensive vocabulary Dane ^^
Great video ^^
Knucklesgirl12 1 year ago
1:42
Way cute ^.^
xaedraxaedra 1 year ago
an orgy of cheese!
lmao
x3DanceInTheDark 1 year ago
nice
OKKKED 1 year ago
lol props on the mad painting skillz
misZcutii3 1 year ago
that was awesome Lmao
HilaryHaylieRocks08 1 year ago
what's the song at the end called?
darklightning539 1 year ago
@darklightning539 Stolen by Dashboard Confessional
neurallydegenerated 1 year ago
@neurallydegenerated thank you. thank you soooo much!
darklightning539 1 year ago
I love this animation!!!
xxxpcs 1 year ago
the person who edited this is cute and this is REALLY FUNNY
jackpot883 1 year ago
"go forbid someone walks in that store and wants EXACTLY that shit!"
LMAO!!!!!!
cutenkrazyk16 1 year ago
cute MEgan - ILOVE DANE
rikat0n 1 year ago
you guys are gunna go home and be like "haha that Dane Cook is a silly bitch"
Dane Cook fucking rocks.
McCauley321 1 year ago
what was the song at the end?
petlover875 1 year ago
i cackled when i heard this the first time....col
mommaof2wins 1 year ago
i liked it
XxEmoBoyxX1000 1 year ago
Get rid of the credits..
AJ121official 1 year ago
The string cheeses and the swiss cheese are having an orgy. lmao
19torento 1 year ago
lol, sounded like the girl was saying something like "... I don't care," and the guy was saying something like, "... yeah, well i care!" Lol.
pikachupokemonlover 1 year ago
Comment removed
pikachupokemonlover 1 year ago
mumbles
grumbles
castprismfilms 1 year ago
eh he has funnier ones
3m0fr33ak 1 year ago
whats the song at the end
Refreshed29 1 year ago
@Refreshed29 Stolen by Dashboard Confessionals
Safu101 1 year ago
i luv his vocab
Cherrys47 1 year ago 186
its a she
117Glitchmaster 1 year ago
@Cherrys47 thats one of the reasons hes really funny
danHoops32 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You don't even have the whole thing in there. haha this sucks.
max1916251080 1 year ago
well yeah yu dont have the whole thing but itsvery well done thanks for the vid
hunniemonster 1 year ago
lmaoo! loved it. haha thanks for the visuals.
OfficialDariaLyricM 2 years ago
What? JACKPOT. haha xD
ArianaMarie23 2 years ago 252
Ha Ha Ha ... What great visuals
StonedxJesus 2 years ago
wow
MrSAINT235 2 years ago
I <3 DANE COOK!
aaaand whaat was the song at the endd?? Lol =]
summer1girl2 2 years ago
good, except u killed my laughter with ur credits :)
the only person that should b credited is cook, and we all no it was by him anyway
ChruthPower 2 years ago 3
lol that was good 5 stars
TheNathanHoskins 2 years ago
I freaking loved it!!
I love Dane he's my hero too haha :]
Lol nd I love this one about the jelly, classic.
AshlayPiie101 2 years ago
5 stars!
Sarahxx115678 2 years ago
hahaha yea he is funny and wow 3 hours thats a long time!
zeroz00000 2 years ago
dane cook is so frekin hilarious i love this vid
imax270 2 years ago
your cute
<3
222222master 2 years ago
hey what is the song you played at the end of the vid?
sarahjordan4 2 years ago
i think it's you have stolen my heart.... by dashboard.
Jclemensuk 2 years ago
this is exactly what i wanted! lmfaoo
DillyDaisyDoodle 2 years ago
watch big mamas hump
italiono252 2 years ago
u left out the whole ending!!!!
xXxrokoutloudxXx 2 years ago
thats soo cool!
Nickey1648 3 years ago
the name of the song at the end of the video is stolen by dashboard confessional
greeneyedlindz 3 years ago
I <3 NOTHING FIGHTS
stuffrocks123 3 years ago 4
niceeeeeee
Chickelope555555 3 years ago 2
whats the name of the song in the end?? =]
nice vid!
dijustified 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
тћіѕ іѕпт ƒаκє арраяєптℓч іƒ υ сорч раѕтє тћіѕ то тєп рєорℓє іп тћє тћє ηєχт тєп міпυтєѕ чоυ шіℓℓ ћаνє тћє вєѕт đач оƒ чоυя ℓіƒє томояяош чоυ шіℓℓ єітћєя gєт а κіѕѕ оя вє аѕκєđ оυт вυт іƒ чоυ вяєаκ тћіѕ сћаіп υ шіℓℓ ѕєє а ℓіттℓє đєаđ gіяℓ іп чоυя яоом топіgћ
Sapphire8005 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
тћіѕ іѕпт ƒаκє арраяєптℓч іƒ υ сорч раѕтє тћіѕ то тєп рєорℓє іп тћє тћє ηєχт тєп міпυтєѕ чоυ шіℓℓ ћаνє тћє вєѕт đач оƒ чоυя ℓіƒє томояяош чоυ шіℓℓ єітћєя gєт а κіѕѕ оя вє аѕκєđ оυт вυт іƒ чоυ вяєаκ тћіѕ сћаіп υ шіℓℓ ѕєє а ℓіттℓє đєаđ gіяℓ іп чоυя яоом топіgћ
NYJetSf00tball 3 years ago
what's the song at the end called?
really nice video btw :)
festival98940 3 years ago
haha!
143cat 3 years ago
u left out the part where the guy yells about his jelly thats the funny part
sonicfreak300 3 years ago
yo why are there so many dane cook videos
mankong24 3 years ago
man at 1:42 that girl fing scarced me
OoberNobber 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
тћіѕ іѕпт ƒаκє арраяєптℓч іƒ υ сорч раѕтє тћіѕ то тєп рєорℓє іп тћє тћє ηєχт тєп міпυтєѕ чоυ шіℓℓ ћаνє тћє вєѕт đач оƒ чоυя ℓіƒє томояяош чоυ шіℓℓ єітћєя gєт а κіѕѕ оя вє аѕκєđ оυт вυт іƒ чоυ вяєаκ тћіѕ сћаіп υ шіℓℓ ѕєє а ℓіттℓє đєаđ gіяℓ іп чоυя яоом топіgћ
dagamer666 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this actully works
1-say a boy or girl's name you want to be with 2 times
2-say your best friends name 5 times
3post this comment on 5 videos
4-press f8
5-you will see your crushes name
burgerboyeatsfood 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check out our vids!
JDNKLproductions 3 years ago
JACKPOT
XXTONYXXDUDE 3 years ago
JACKPOT
gamerkid9999 3 years ago
orgy of cheeses...classic
razrbackchick 3 years ago
plethor rofl GO DANE COOK w00T!! lolz so funny
XxSaraLovesMCRxX 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
tromsteras 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this.
If you do, your wish will come true
rengiil777 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
tigermask619 3 years ago
it made me hungry for cheese XD
*goes to get some cheese* X3
PuppyPaws 3 years ago
dane cook is cool
Hardya1981 3 years ago 3
hahaha i love it!! these lil animation videos of dane cook are really cool too.
lokylok204 3 years ago 2
whats the song called at the very end of this video
SilentMusicNote 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
musiclove12 3 years ago
this is awsome
jackhurley12 3 years ago 3
freaking hulareis check out his other videos
jackhurley12 3 years ago
Its stolen by Dashboard confessional
loveEdward00 3 years ago
whats the song at the end?!
ddobrz2 3 years ago
lmfao...JACKPOT!
p1j7a 3 years ago
o ya guys and the songs stolen by dashboard confessinals
runinpoop 3 years ago
katrina stfu! your probably ugly as fuck, leave the poor girl alone. holy shit.
ohhiicool 3 years ago
ya its gud but waste a time no offence :D
QZAK1988 3 years ago
well if it was good then why u said waste of time? do u mean the mumbling part of the nothing fight?
Laura2cool 3 years ago
cool i love dan cook
gmiguy123 3 years ago
funny good animation
l1qu1dR 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this actully works
1-say a boy or girl's name you want to be with 2 times
2-say your best friends name 5 times
3post this comment on 5 videos
4-press f8
5-you will see your crushes name
airsoftrulz901 3 years ago
I DID LIKE IT
TJR98 3 years ago
ew megans ugly x29384298374323
katrina4894 3 years ago
ew katrinas ugly x49874578543784538
raypohla 3 years ago
ur probably 1 ugly little whore so stfu
Pantystealer2 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
she is bull shit ugly
otsmaromartinez 3 years ago
"This is wat i wanted"! " JACKPOT!!!!!
Champeta50 3 years ago
wow nice video :)
dane cook is the best
Korvos666 3 years ago
dane cook is awsome and funny as foe on ice ....
axobbyxa 3 years ago
Thamer4life uv got issues in woman.................she aint hot dude go to hooters and see wat hot is...lol
axobbyxa 3 years ago
Meghan Bannister is hot :D
Thamer4life 3 years ago 2
lol 3 hours well spent on a great dane vid!
jamie1290 3 years ago 2
Though Craig Ferguson Is much funnier to me, then Pablo Fransisco, THEN Dane Cook, I still loved this video. As for adding the picture of you in the end, weird but I think your Cute :3
BTW Check out some of my vidoes, unless of bleach and dane cook *unless they have been deleted or havent been up yet* message me haha!
EmoKakashi 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this actully works
1-say a boy or girl's name you want to be with 2 times
2-say your best friends name 5 times
3post this comment on 5 videos
4-press f8
5-you will see your crushes name
ishihime12 3 years ago
This is the Anti-Chain.
By reading this you are now under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
The Anti-Chain has spoken!
sfsandyftw 3 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
this actully works
1-say a boy or girl's name you want to be with 2 times
2-say your best friends name 5 times
3post this comment on 5 videos
4-press f8
5-you will see your crushes name
Dolphingirl21333 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is the Anti-Chain.
By reading this you are now under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
The Anti-Chain has spoken!
ishihime12 3 years ago
so cool
sofialove1997 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ugly bitch nigger
awsemo567845 3 years ago
I LOVE The Song At The End! And I Luv Dane Cook!
2037FuturePictures 3 years ago 3
im sorry wat mad skillz
family574 3 years ago 2