The Handheld Metal Banger

[annoyingnoppe]

@bobjenz where do I order? I have a lot of meganfox-clones to bang

[nutbuster5000]

dude you look like fucking ricky gervais....

[canyouhelp777]

is it just me or is the guy at 0:32 in a lot of porno's?? or does he just have a male porn star look alike???

[xoxoBreKxoxo]

I would smash your skull with it. Lol, jk haha. That was so funny, Most commercials on tv are acually like that, but they are serious! Nice job.

[rockpandehome]

me so i can regret the day i bought it

[200puppy7]

make it a bigger box and you have a deal

[samoankings1994]

So... many... inuendos... 

[adelyatennisqueen]

i want packing peanuts!!!!!!

[runescapeskillmaster]

what's the number to order please plz hurry to respond i want my packing peanuts.

[543215431]

now you can even bang a chick

[mom2jojaje]

that is just a hammer

[MisterRantzilla]

@mom2jojaje and you just ruined the joke

[batty9875]

i want it man it is awsome NOT

[jimko7]

genius pure genius

[strongstartownipan]

Is this supposed to be perverted?

[sirpc2]

I was rolling my ass off laughing between 0:30 and 0:40 xD seriously made my day hahaha!

[runescapeskillmaster]

what's the number to order one plz hurry i only have 15 seconds to get my packing peanuts

[19beto12345]

i'd like to bang the annoying orange. xD

[pokemonmaster551]

BANG WATER!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

[Azel112]

PACKING PEANUTS!!!!

[tybo09]

No matter how many times I watch this, I still love your laugh with the packing peanuts. Any way I could get that in a ringtone?

[TVBaines]

great!

[killergurl917]

I'd use it to bang my dad's blackberry :P

[muted101]

can i bang my girlfriend? haha

[shurdi3]

banging chicks lol

[Bl00dchowder]

i would use it for revenge

[Rolin222]

I would bang our teacher at school :P

[ImpossibleKillrXBL]

i would do that too :) >:)

[99dalio]

i would ban reactionl balls LOL!!!!

[frankrulez8395]

OMG where can I get one!?

[RetartedPoptarts]

I need one!!!!

i WANT TO BANG ON WATER!!!!

[jurassicdinozard101]

i would bang a girl

[buddy39914]

@jurassicdinozard101 SAME

[thecompans]

Hello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coments

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

u only hate when people post these comment cuz your a pussy and don't realize it is fake!

[RandomLoser21]

believe what you want, but that's not true.

[bbbrain123]

Yea I tried using my mind powers too, but got the same result...fucking cheapskate spacemen...

[TheIlovehousemusic]

1:03 haha

[steelercity711]

i would use it for hitting ppl i hate

[0Piper0Halliwell0]

I would like to buy it....with a cheese burger, hold the second one, I'll gladly waste my money on this!

I would then bang this on an elderly woman's head holding the annoying orange! :)

[meeponTV]

i called in less than 15 sec. and i didnt get my packing peanuts :(

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

I would use it on grape fruits!

[HAMISIJ6]

ooooo must get 1

[blobyka]

I would bang humans :D

[supermat18]

LOL YOU CAN BANG RECREATIONAL BAWLLS!

[VampireMonica2]

Sounds like a sex toy..

[RAY4everYANY]

thats so true .. stupid Ads ..

[sushi1tofu]

1:13

[ibanezplayer8080]

lol another one for another 9.95 and other hidden fees. lol

[NinjaChan078]

Whats the number to buy it

[Michelininmyheart]

This is a really funny video, im really shocked that it hasen't got more veiws!

[bullseyedsqd]

FUNNY.

[RobdaMaverick]

can you bang women with the hand held metal banger

[akirasovan]

Fucking faggots, you guys are NOT funny.

[davetoob]

@ 1:09

ROFL!

[7lauren77]

you should be the new billy mays, lolz!

[xy727]

bang...youre mother

[ishigoto]

really? bang is your mother?

[myk8686]

you are epic mate !!! i wanna go get mine out the shed now hahaha can i have the packig peanuts for commentin??

[Zinglogo]

Lol Just great

[boats752]

the ghost of billy mays will damn you to hell sales pitch boy

[ducktapelover1]

great video

[itshunter989]

0:38 to 0:48

priceless :)

[1klo11]

i phoned too late )x can anyone borrow me some packing peanuts?

[SubtleAsAGun]

She really prettied up her bowl there lol

LMAO packing peanuts =) i love those things they keep me entertained for hours lol

[Kadiezi]

same here ^_^

[Sskater411]

i use it to hit my babe on the head so he would stop crying order now ? and u can a awsome dyper that has like 18 holes in it so he pees in ur moms face

[Zjwaamseliedjes]

funny,5*

[bloodyflower88]

really cool xD

[spedesalchipmonk]

I use it to get into my car when I louse my keys!

[Sskater411]

u can bang water ROTFL

[HeavenxAngel23]

lmfao......that was a good video!!!!!

[NecroNavithDK]

Packing Peanuts HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

i was like.. "wtf" xD

[TiminPhoenix]

Really funny and professionally done vid.

And I would pay $9:95 if that very hot girl would just leave that nightstand light on.

[TiminPhoenix]

Oh, and you have to watch what she does to that banger in the OUt-Takes video.

[Vanessas1905]

Awesome video

[shanecoolhipp]

O wow its a girls fun toy at nite lul

[tabbynotsoshabby]

"i even sleep with it at night"

*lights offf*

"buuzzzzzz"

LMFAOOO! that was some funny stuff man!

[L0STw1TN3SSS]

bang bang funnie noises xD

[FrostiXD1gga]

looool XD

[nInGwAlEe]

hahaha~it's really awesome if i can bang water~AWESOME VIDEO and CREATIVE IDEA~

[Majciscool]

lol

[XXDaGrimmReaperXX]

HOLY CRAP I GOTTA GET 1 OF THOZE!! 8D

[IN73RJ3c7I0N]

Miss Billy Mays, man

[lilacnlavender]

id hit ur head with it

[TigerSlashX]

that was horrible

[SnazzyJazz]

"I even used the powers that the spacemen gave me."

&&;

"I even sleep with it at niiiiight."

o3o obby. lulz.

"Several hidden fees? I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!"

[frostseasons]

"I even sleep with it at night"

[demiselenafans53]

I would use it to knock some sense back into your head

[MontHenryKnitly]

Pretty funny!

[BongoGigglebee]

PACKING PEANUTS!

[FightingIrishbball]

your videos are hilarious you should have more subscribers

[KiwiTropicalBlast]

Hahahahaha. Thats Nasty At 1:12 =D

[Samlai123]

haha its so funny its already made a hammer

[iluvchiwawas24]

nice

[xXaLeKzZXx]

HAHAAHAH... bang water ... HAHAHA

[Sportakus008]

greeeaaat

[baconman385]

:O It banged your GF :O

[xXAlienBoyXx]

XD Wow... couldn't stop laughing for most of it 5/5

[huguesbc]

thanks for the friend request.

[FlightSimulatorXATC]

This is definitely a universal product. I personally own a handheld metal banger and it always gets the job done, except for that last part with the lady in bed. That's reserved for a special someone hehehe :-)

[andeyejah]

rename it the hand held penis basher and every woman in the country will want one in her hand bag guaranteed!

[jameswx09]

ROFL! who cares about billy maze or mays wtf lol he had a commercial about live sports travel to ur desktop or something... i think someone should introduce him to the internet...

[TwistedTim01]

LOL! so hilarious!

[GlenGlingo9]

Are you mocking Billy Mays?

[bobjenz]

loosely, yes... especially with the hand gestures

[rovdjuret1]

Im going to use my Handheld Metal Banger to band another Handheld Metal Banger.

[mrhungryfortacos]

I would use the Handheld Metal Banger to knock myself unconscious so i won't have listen to the dreamer with big dreams.

[CongureNinja117]

I would use the Handheld Metal Banger to bang the heads of my enemies. That way I wouldnt have to carry a Pocket knife around :D

[Godfather1956]

Everyone needs this product!!

[jeffis321]

someone's a homo

[carlman27]

@ everybody... i would use the handheld metal banger to bang your mom

[dragonwarlordofpoop]

i would bang air with it .....lol

[houndover16]

damn... i was going to say that.

[reallytallblondechik]

That was soooooo stoopid!! 8D

but freakin' awesome!!!!! XDXDXDXD

[LGBOYZ960]

i wana get it so i can bang water

[TitaniumToothpaste]

people dont get angry at chain commets because they feel obligated to perform the tasks stated

they get angry because they're stupid unrelated comments that only take up space and don't review the video

so your comment is just as annoying as any chain comment

if not more so bcause you are so stupid

[bruno9081]

id buy that

[WarThug13]

I'd buy one

[twistypuzzleguy]

i wold se the handheld metal banger to hit the person who made this video

[akirasovan]

*Would use

[LiveLoveLaugh1995]

HAHAHAHA @ 33

[DogAndBroom]

ahaha @ :50

[gr8tist1]

I would use it 2 hit u on the hed

[spec10]

awesome :D

[residentevilfreak300]

i liked it at 0:38

[johnbeyer]

The ending voice is just perfectly awesome. I just love how he tries to keep up. beautifull..

[koronaa]

bang a hand held metal banger!!

[HankyPanky789]

But wait ill give you another handheld metal banger for another 9.95!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

lmao!!!

[Deathzilla7]

lolz hilarious!

[Alphaletto]

I'd bang all the zunes in the world, and rub it in Bill Gates' face on how everyone uses iPods. w00t!

[gutiarplyr411]

r u kidding, the only good ipod is the touch, the rest suck

[Zanninovich]

Dude touch screens arent that great. And the touch can't even hold that much. You must not like that much music if you don't have a classic.

[gutiarplyr411]

i have a zune 80 gb

[primusman117]

the touch sucks too because of the battery life

[MalloryIzHere]

CAN IT EVEN BANG OTHER HANDHELD METAL BANGERS? OoOOooOoo :O

[VrvraKk700]

Telemarketing..LOL!I'll buy one! ;p

[FretsOnFireTV]

i <3 u

[Lanceisabeach]

You are a Natural! Great Vid!

[lmc3200]

i would bang............billy mays' face!

[bobjenz]

I like your style... :)

[lmc3200]

thanks! super :D

[lmc3200]

you can bang water! xD

[majormonkey7777]

lol his laugh at 1:38

[TheEdibleShoe]

Loved the "You can bang wood, metal, and carpet!" part.

[peytonredrocks]

haha, htat would be a rip off haha, nice

[coondogtheman1234]

lol its called a CLAW HAMMER, and the bald guy in this video looks kinda like one of my relatives. lol you can bang wood, metal, water, and carpet. hahahaha

[Vinylrecordsneverdie]

and cheap stuff!

[coondogtheman1234]

like cheap ass box fans

[Vinylrecordsneverdie]

Oh yeah, LOL!

[Vinylrecordsneverdie]

I was just watching Emersoncollie's, "RE: High Quality Box Fan" vid right b4 I got ur reply.

[coondogtheman1234]

lolol I bet the handheld metal banger would own that fam in that vid, hell I bet the airsoft gun i used when i shot that DVD case would destroy that fan.

[Vinylrecordsneverdie]

He gotta use it on the "Mighty Brace-Bladed Box Fan" after he kills it with 220v.

[coondogtheman1234]

lol yeah id love to see a cheap ass brace bladed fan get owned by the handheld metal banger AKA claw hammer and then get fried by 220v. and I got your message about Dr Ashens's youtube channel yeah ive known him for years, id love to hack that cheap shit he reviews. I wish he lived close to me that would be awesome.

[Vinylrecordsneverdie]

Ahahaha, that was hilarious! I own at least 3 of those things, but I would love to own the The EXTREME Metal Banger. I also have 3 of those other metal shown @ 28secs. The best part was @ 1.04. If she loves doing thatz, she should check out Destructionfun1's channel. Those guys are hilarious, but I find it disapointing when they smash vintage stuff that still work or can be fixed.

[biteme2367]

Wow! I just wasted 1:54 of my life, plus another 0:10 just saying how stupid this was. Thanks!!

[bobjenz]

you're welcome!

[Jeffa006]

v.funny

[dontknowhoiamanymore]

Where can i get one of these "Handheld metal bangers"? I don't know if we have these where i live.

My wife might like one of these thingie'majiggies.

[chicagofireworks]

meh.

[SportsNewsNow]

you can bang wood

[officialskaterboi007]

lol, seven hidden fee's i like the sound of that!!!

[ollikahn001]

awesome :)

[jake67822]

cool!!!!

[deejayaye1818]

wow gay

[bobjenz]

yes, you are

[deejayaye1818]

mature, this video is not funny at all and i have right to voice my opinion u flamer

[bobjenz]

it was funny enough for the front page of youtube and you're very much in the minority

[iDrowzeeProductions]

Amen

[angellife21]

Modern technology is amazing!

[RavenVanClaw]

I would use the handheld metalbanger to to resolve conflicts like: fixing pic to the wall, fix my bed, fix my roof, fix my mother-in-law, fix my creditors etc...

[stoker48]

THIS ISNT failblog, this is fallblog

The i is an L !!!

COPY AND PASTE!!!

[pardalhan]

Funny :D

[hallidude1]

i would use it to smash my brother's head!

[meikeltheplayer]

haha nice comment dude ;D

[lastmondaypast1]

i sense billy mays lol.

[AmericanPatriot930]

I would use it to smash the packing peanuts. If I buy it, will I still get the packing peanuts? And maybe some bubble wrap, which I will also smash?

[halo3helpers]

when i loose a game in halo i would smash my tv