DEFCON Armageddon Simulation (sped up)

[99knives]

And everyone loses.

[elparopita]

russia win

[kvan117]

Antartica lives whooooop de doo!

[zionravescene]

"It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."

[TheTrueJBV3737]

Know whats funny, is we are not gonna die from nuclear missiles but rather nuclear power plants melting down.. slow radiated death.. full of cancer and tumors

[xB1akey]

Russian nukes can't reach the UK, lolz

And if they did, then Trident, our badass round the clock geoexpiditionary group of weapon class X armed subs would turn people into mushy peas around the globe

As for the Queen, she probably thinks that Trident is a chewing gum

Entertainment

Purposes

Only

[Thesixthgoon]

Sometimes, I love living on an obscure Island called the U.K.

[DragonsLord123]

well the world killing each other england is just watching.

Queen: " were my cup of tea?"

Servent: "right here"

Queen:"and wats on tv"

Servent:"the same wat was on yersterday"

Queen:"which was wat....."

[LettersOfThePast]

And Australia is just down there like, "Wtf mate?"

[randomguyalwayshere]

The only way to win this game is to not play .

[MrWoot101]

Australia wins :)

[TheWaagher]

Russia won... But there are only 31 millon left. Crap!

[XxXtremeAnime]

Who thinks it would have been better with Benny hill music?

[colklink70]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME!?

*types in globalthermonuclearwar*

:P

[oilersman95]

YEA CANADA DOESNT GET ATTACKED! WOOHOO!

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@oilersman95

the nuclear fallout and radioactive shit would kill canadians slowly and painfully! at least with americans, we died quick and painless.

:D

[oilersman95]

@DetroitTigersFan187

 F**K!

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@oilersman95

lol we die TOGETHHHAAR

:D

[oilersman95]

@DetroitTigersFan187

F**K x2

[YiuTeub]

@oilersman95 Hopefully we would skip that one out. USA bullies can clean their own mess.

[LikesAndDislikesShow]

@oilersman95 Of course not, we instigated....long live the Canadian empire!

[oilersman95]

@LikesAndDislikesShow True, that. EH?

[andy7436]

TELL ME WHY THE US GOT RAPED? lol

[DaggersDen]

@andy7436 Everyone gets raped, its basicly just showing that a nuclear war, no one wins.

[CanFly2798]

@andy7436 everyone gets raped in a nuclear war... =)

[12Poping12]

And American Sur ?

[AlexandreSnoop]

game Pc iidots

[tuber749]

My country PORTUGAL wasnt destroyeeeed!!!!!

YAY

[macsrule94]

The US could probably shoot down most of them anyway. There is a lot of stuff the DOD doesnt tell us about for that reason, to protect us.

[1210djy]

benny hill music!!!!!

[13elsyd13]

so,who won?

[bunchalinks]

We Are Now At Defcon 4. thank you for defending the pentagon from zombie apocalypse. good day.

[TRE1275]

Looks like Africa Australia and South America would be the places to be when the shit goes down!

[Tronchacabras]

@TRE1275 Hey, don't forget about us Europe :P

[Medaste]

@TRE1275 also norway, closest bombing would be either russia or england :D

[angrywaffle97]

Colourful rainbow of destruction! :)

[crazymann47]

nah, im pretty sure china would launch a courtesy nuke at Australia. Canada would be a nuclear wasteland.

[MrMasterWiz]

You have destroyed the entire human race. LEVEL 1 COMPLETE.

[MrJakys1234566]

@MrMasterWiz LEVEL 2 DESTROY MOON

[alexganger]

Strategy my ass...

[MrDarkisle]

Yay Australia is safe as always in all these you tube simulations :)

[XxxSakura101]

And Australia is going like "WTF"

[EVEDaniel]

img839(dot)imageshack(dot)us/i­mg839/5486/fruitrollup(dot)png a picture with aLL 6 NATIONS shooting echother

[murderm1]

YAY CANADA LIVES :D

[Thatcod4guy]

@murderm1 we were stuck in the middle thats why but the fallout will devistate canada

[stickmanpwner64]

@Thatcod4guy Which means im probably dead =p.

[WereNotFamousAnymore]

them nukes are huge wtf

[KoronofHearts]

Kiinda unrealistic how Europe and the Middle East just kinda sit there.

[orzeszek107]

how name is this game

[OldManNipples]

Greenland lives ooooon!!!!!

[Ricy013]

from which programm it is???

[raptor9603]

@Ricy013 DEFCON, a real time strategy game.

[Aelkamal]

@raptor9603 there's no strategy in pushing a button... lol

the tactitian is the man who points for a goal using his wits, the stratege, is the guy that planifies and theoricize but isn't necesarily on the field.

[favorites411]

@Ricy013 you can download it on introversion.co.uk

[anime4evandeva]

its funny how Australia doesnt get affected at all lmao go Aussie

[theawesomeyoshi123]

@anime4evandeva It's because Australia is not a nuclear country and so they can't include it.

[rockeminy]

why cant we be friends, why cant we be friend.......good song!

[tuber749]

It would be cool in real life...

[punjabiboy99]

@tuber749 yea it woild totlaly be fun to get nuked (sarcasm)

[Koptfoeva]

@tuber749 not realy youd kinda be lucky if u died in a nuke

[nickolas95]

it doesent matter what race or religon everyone is equal who ever believes this rate is good if you dont then rate it bad

[KoolKidKarl2k8]

@nickolas95 Depends in what country, In a white country. A black man is less 'valued' and vice versa.

[StickmanPaul]

i see no nuclear subs :-(

[ysfoster7]

wow this is retarted russia got hit with like 4 nukes? america got butt fucked with like 200.....stupid demo 1/5 stars

[conard3]

It's true Canada is the REAL villain in the world. I'm sure they're on our target list.

[micprn]

lol america is always pounded by bombs

[bobby472]

:-) Canada wasnt hit yay. but we would most likely be hit with nuclear fallout, ugh. Why do i have to live so close to the US. It will be hit the worst.

[MassTransit999]

Why do you think we keep you in our back pocket. Secretly we want you to get hit with the radiation fallout. fucking canadians...

[bobby472]

lol you keep us in your back pockets? thats the funniest thing ive ever heard.

We import so much natural resources to the US it isnt funny. Without us america would slowly crumble.

[RoyalJackofSpades]

it's exports and none of us is superior. I don't know what country you are from but i see you know nothing about political science. The balance of power so far is between China, U.S., Great Britain and Russia at the moment as the first superpowers of my head.

Economically we all depend on each other for something so shhhhhhh don't think one is superior to the other, thats just a biased opinion such as yours for example.

[bobby472]

@RoyalJackofSpades I know every country depends on others. No country is the best. I was just trying to put a stubborn american in his place. The things that Canada exports to the US is highly needed by the US and would get it nowhere else. But there are things we also need from the US. But that guy didnt know anything about this stuff. He only thinks about the size of the military to determine who is better. When actually it how small the military is that matters, it shows that no one hates us

[KageToraUK]

Oh? The 'superpowers of your head'? Buy a tin foil hat, mate, and don't go outside when it's dark or 'they' might get you.....

[PyroDesu]

You have listed 4 of "The Big 5"....You forgot France. Most people see France as terrified gay people waiting to surrender... You are wrong if you think that. France is a capable, Thermo- and Regular Nuclear armed country who would come to the defense of any of its allies, if the need should arise...

Oh, and the red phone does not exist.

[doom032]

@RoyalJackofSpades Great Britain a superpower? 0_o

Actually, the only real SUPERpower at the moment is the US.

[bobby472]

oh wait. The US is already crumbling lol no surprise there

[Dudeifyacation]

faggot u canadians think ur great we would nuke you so much iran woulld get hit with fallout fag

[bobby472]

lol we dont think were great we KNOW were great. YOU think your country is great yet its lacking in EVERYWAY possible.

[RackJacket]

your deluded

either that or mentally retarded

[voodoodanny]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!!

Sure thing, chicken-wing!

[bobby472]

lol wow that totaly made sence. your country would be whipped out in seconds, but you want us to die out too. yay and the gold star goes to..... Mass Transit999

[Dudeifyacation]

god your such a faggot i hate you dammit faggot god dammit

[bobby472]

im happy that i make you mad. i brings great pleasure to know that my very own existence is such a burdon on your life :-)

[Saltykiller76]

i was happy for like the first 15 seconds and then boom they shot Louisiana :(

[BenMan1231]

@Saltykiller76 Poor you.. I Feel so sorry for your Crazy ASIAN GrandMother.. :3

[rawdog268]

@Saltykiller76 good shot

[Zeldakitteh]

Teehee at north-west europe, Africa, Oceania and South America X]

...We do have a cold few years ahead of us, though.

[hurro67]

Im pleased, i live in the UK and they looked fine lol

[Ryantravisaol]

lol