Youtube Poop: Samuel L. Jackson Hates Tables

[theUltimateBadass146]

3:06 shitofallthethingstofuckingfor­getssheforgetsmyfather'swatchI­SPECIFICALLYREMINDEDHER-DAYBYD­AYONTHEKANGAROO

[dRsIXazZz]

What Bruce Willis film is that?

[wtf101]

@dRsIXazZz :|

[trinsualt]

at 1:14 it sounds like every consonant is thrown out.

[501slash]

/watch?v=EXkQXy6l-N8

[M1105X]

Butch has a hard time functioning in society.

[Ethenumber]

what?

[ThexKillerx]

best part evaa. 3:06 - 3:11

[genkia87]

this is..SPARTA

[capitanmorganjoke]

3:05... WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAT DUDE?... no realli what you just say?

[codeaires]

Why am I laughing so hard???? Oh god, this is funny!

[GameJudge]

First time I see the flip effect being used like that way in 0:52

[L0rDL0cK]

the matrix is them? :D

[Tarik360]

@L0rDL0cK The metric system.

[MentalBony]

"you know what you look like?...like a couple of guys who just blew off eachothers dicks" lmfao good one

[GunsNRosesGal46]

BED-DIE-DAY ON THE KANGAROO

[Madinalakeftwtildeth]

3:10 ... they die dangerously... on the kangaroo??

[pejnismiggle]

I got Pulp Roll'd..

[skiinywhiiteguy]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!? no

[snool68]

I love Bruce's little rant in the car

SHIT BULL FUCKING AN FUCKIN FORGET MY FATHER SPECIFICALLY REMIND HER BAY DI DAY ON THE KANGAROO!

[holycrapith]

2:43 Automatic shotgun FTW

[HaloFreakVideos]

@holycrapith thats an uzi

[holycrapith]

@HaloFreakVideos whatever like it matters he still owned him

[holycrapith]

@HaloFreakVideos sorry ;_;

[HaloFreakVideos]

@holycrapith lol everyone makes mistakes

[musicwarrior]

(Best Mortal Kombat voice) Samuel L. Jackson Wins, Badassery!

[ERRORxakaRay]

1:53-2:06

Best Part, Needs to be its own Video LOL

[johnp0729]

Aww man, the "Sparta" thing killed it.

[Vanhalenarmy5150]

lol The cobination was 666

[Turner459O]

4:50

So much for Divine Intervention :P

[DarthOzzySith]

haha, TF2

[SuperNitpicker]

That dance got rickrolled

[JDaragonH]

1:14

Holy shit, Samuel L. Jackson really is a jedi!

[steveguy3]

@JDaragonH

He even says "Fuck you" to the laws of physic!

[LucarioDusk]

Vincent? I dont reamber asking you a god damn thing ! *sucks smoke back in* XD

[MrThumbsup]

4:34 I CAME BLOOOOOOOD

[bobbylee1557]

NOM NOM NOM. this is SPARTA!!!

[Agroulinggrwaler1999]

00:56

CHECK THE BIG BRAIN ON BRAD X'DD

[PowerThrash]

"This is a moral test of oneself; whether or not you can jerk off" LOLOLOLOL

[ESFAndy011]

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing! *sucks smoke back in*

[xigbar31]

This is one of the greatest Youtube Poops i have ever seen, nice job ;) 5/5

[acesonfire]

1:02 Mace Windu Force Grab

[Bertramsharpshot]

This is epic on SO MANY LEVELS

[RdTrler]

1:15 -

"'AY'HAT'GAIN'AY'HAT'GAIN'I'AR­E'OU'I'OUBLE'ARE'OU'MU'FKR'AY'­HAT'NE'ORE'AMN'IME!"  "What?!"

[ERRORxakaRay]

"Your gonna get in the car Jerk off go home jerk off, See this is a moral test to see if one can jerk off" BEST PART ROFL

[crazykijker2233]

Just a suggestion for 1:30:

Allright, count to three

1

2

...

3

(announcer saying:)OVERTIME!

[fentaar1]

"MMMM this is SPARTA!!" lol

[JusBLieve]

LMMFAO @ "ENGLISH Mutha FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?! ""NAAAOOU!!!"

[chernobleman]

"Vincent, I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"

[rattlesnakevideos09]

what does the L in samuel jackson stand for?

[TheSmallestFry]

Leroy

[DeRezus]

JEEEEENKINS

[facePuncher5]

Oh snap. Jules reveals his secret identity as Mace Windu at 1:03 with that force pull burger action.

[metalonly456]

mmm. mm. this is.. SPARTA!!

[h2kimmen]

" Vincent!"

" I don't remeber asking you a god damn thing!" XD

[arvidsky]

NOOOOO 2:32 RICK ROLLL!!!!

[feliciafan89]

lol's at the Om nom nom part.

[BlueFuzion101]

lol 3:07

[DragnSly]

SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING THE FUCKING FORGET FORGETS MY FATHER, FUCK!!! specifically reminded her day by day on the kangaroo!

[DjMontana42X]

Love the ending

[SoapMactavish2009]

good one 5/5

[Notebooked]

I love it in the beginning. XD Both the "What?" "What!" "Wh-what?" "What!?" "What?" and when he gets up as if to say that he's had enough of this tomfoolery... ...and sits right down again. Great job, guy.

[steveguy3]

"SHit motherfucking the fucking forgets my father day by day on the kangaroo!"

LOL

[imperialsnyc]

ooooooooohhhhhhhh mmmaaaaaaan i couldn't stop laughing man 5 stars 5 stars

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Vince Vega dies from a gunshot wound, and, ironically, lung cancer.

[ronpaulisnumber1]

this is, SPARTA!!!

[NotTheRealSlimShady]

YA BLEW IT!

[xplay3r]

vincent having a bit of trouble with the lock there?

this is SPARTA!

"num num num mar num"

i love this

[xplay3r]

"ON THE KANGAROO"

"

"nehadsabakalaoobapanap"

"WHAT?"

*POW!*"

lmmfao amazing

[Matthewjb23]

I dont remember asking you a god damn thing

[Gigaspine7]

wat

[TrowaRF]

What?

[Bombtrack411]

1:03 he becomes Mace Windu and uses the force to get a tasty burger.

[thehaloglitcher]

Cheeseburgers

Hamburgers!

Cheeseburgers.

Well, allow me to retort! *bang*

[ud106c]

checkoutthebigbrainonbrad

[Flow764]

doeshelooklikeabitch

[wolfmandan72]

Bruce is talkin' crazy talk at 3:07.

[CecoBg3]

hahaha I love this movie xD

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

This is.. SPaRTA!

[slapageXpress]

lmfao XD *sam* haofsghgua9prghgurar9...what? *bang bang bang!!!* XD

[plokiju12345]

"Oh well allow me to retort!"

*BANG*

: D

[coolen]

Oh, well allow me to retort.

GHHRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

[blackesteyes13]

dude that is so weird, when Jules said Vincent, my mind went "Vincent should suck the smoke back in" and sure enough!!!

[Marcelis]

DIE you MOTHER@#$%ERS

*BANG BANG*

Sam's the last man standing

hahahahhaha

[TheSmallestFry]

To be completely honest, I think you're the first person to catch that.

[Marcelis]

weird, that was the best part

[Marcelis]

if Sam says it's a hamburger, it's a hamburger. PERIOD

[interestingperson121]

I DO LOVE THE TASTE OF MS. WALLACE!

[KelThuzadMadness]

Shit before 0:35 I already crapped my pants!!! This is just AWESOME!!! HALAARIOOUUSS!!

[FrankRabbit600]

Get in the car, jerk off, go home, jerk off. This is a moral test of oneself whether you can jerk off. LMAO!!! 5/5

[steveguy3]

"What what what what what what what what what what what what what" lolloloolol

[bklemm13]

on the KANGAROO!!!!!! XD

[PowerThrash]

john travolta just can't remember that damn code

[interestingperson121]

ROFL he puts the glass shards back on his face... he's also bitching all along the road thinking about his girlfriend. fucking hilarious.

[interestingperson121]

man the water's fucking, c'mon jimmy do it, yemmeeeaannnnyyimmdoooyeeaamee­eaaa (more like Buddhist religious murmurs.)

Fuck I'm out of breath.

[interestingperson121]

you know what you two guys look like? like a couple of guys who just blew each other's dicks..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[NotTheRealSlimShady]

0:39

he breathed in smoke! that second and first hand

[blackesteyes13]

Third hand smoke?

[FanClubManiac]

Wow. Needs more views.

[chernobleman]

Hilarious, his shoulders are perfectly okay after being shot ("the metric system").

"Vincent... I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"

[Saintnick90]

"Cheeseburgers"

"Hamburgers"

"Cheeseburgers"

"Well, allow me to retort"

BLAM

[triforceplus1]

Shit! I got Rickroll'd @ 2:25

[zarfara]

NICE 1 !! how did u make this ? id love to try something like this.. did u use a program for mixing ?

[Knux57]

lol 3:50

[BlueKai]

that part was funny xD

[PyroD00d]

Best thing ever

[pacifist1389]

What was that password again?

[Pooptastica]

i specifically reminded her bay-di-day on the kangaroo