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  • god is an infinite god???? O.o is that what he said at the beginning?

  • The answer is : Yes I am God.Prove me wrong.

  • His face at the end is priceless hahaha

  • The facial expressions in this vid are priceless. You can see how Bill just feels utter pity for the shameless stupidity of that creationist.

  • I love the slight nods, and then 'no'

  • Actually the dude is making a very solid philosophical point. Unless you are a given person, you cannot comment with absolute confidence on whether their actions make internal sense (ie are internally logical.) When dealing with a 'personality' which if it exists would be phenomenalogically hugely different to our own, that level of confidence decreases further, so we can't call 'Cop out' beyond wild speculation.

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  • @MrWildbill20056

    Your explanation is a Tautology.

  • @BboyDschafar Erm no it isn't :P It's actually an argument based on the assertion that 'you cannot know the mind of another.' If you can refute that, do so. However it really isn't simply a repetition of an argument under another guise. My point is that we fail to be able to know, perfectly, the mind of another human perfectly, and they are most similar to us. By extension it is logical to assume it's even less possible to know the mind of a being very dissimilar to us.

  • @MrWildbill20056

    You say you can only know someones mind, if you are him. If you reduce this to it's inner logic it translates to: You can only know something, if you know it. This is tautological.

  • @BboyDschafar Actually that's utter nonsense :P Sorry but it is. IT is more accurately restated as: 'You can only know something, if you can experience it.' There is absolutely no claim to knowledge without empirical experience. Thus simply claiming the latter statement to purely be 'by knowing it' in the absence of experience, is demonstrably untrue :)

  • His stare at the end!!! The stare of judgment.....REPENT lol

  • Lol he should have been like: "Shit." and pulled out his cell phone and been like "he's on to us boys, we gotta get out of here now!"

  • First thought when i saw this clip in the movie :

    watch?v=jjxrJSPLHAI&feature=pl­ayer_detailpage#t=28s

  • Look at that face! "I told him didn't I?"

  • Yes I am God too!!!

  • I love the face Maher makes at the end. He's like: "i can't even.. that's fucking stupid". I love bill maher, he's the boss :p

  • They just forgot one that Chuck Norris is god ! What a shame !

  • Yes, I am God, but you'll have to take that on faith.

  • Look at that dude's face from :13 through :17.....he's like...."damn, I just bitch slapped Bill Maher."

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  • @EndlessLaymon Powergirl is the only truth you heretic freak!!!

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  • thats ken ham i think. owns the creation museums..

  • Its funny but sad how this guy, and probably most religious people would think this is some "owning" moment that actually makes sense. LOL @ his face at the end...

  • @RavenMichaels

    his face is like... " FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU "

  • @RavenMichaels True followers of Jesus only surround themselves with others who share the faith. This one was relating with Mr. Maher on that level by asking ,"Are you god?" Like saying, are you all knowing and knowing what god is all about? That is why Christians think Mr. Maher was owned and non Christians spoof the idea. The poor man did not see the way Bill Maher was approaching him and that a generalised faith answer was not enough. Bill Maher needs proof and logic to explain the invisible.

  • @mrwebber35 I do not see a reason to take Bill Maher seriously. He may have a deep seeded hatred over what he perceives to be organized "religion", but, at the same time, he does not fully understand what drives us. So, he can mock us all he wants. The fact of the matter is that God operates in ways that leave Mr. Maher utterly clueless as to what's going on.

    I don't fear ranting Christ-hating comedians. I fear Him who can cast my soul into Hell for all eternity.

    God bless! :)

  • @APSOC38 Yes, worship the God who threatens to torture people when he doesn't get his way. You are pathetic.

  • @Gentry939 And you are pathetically ignorant. His ways are not our ways. IDK how much of Scripture you've read, but you give me the impression that you cherry-picked what you wanted to know about God instead of getting the bigger picture.

  • @APSOC38 I have read most of the bible. Regardless of Christ's moral teachings, regardless of what God claims he wants for us, He created a system where we can only fail. And he threatens us with eternal torture. Then he made a loophole in his own system where he beat, tortured and killed himself as a sacrifice to show us his love. If you can see love and morality in this then you are a sick twisted creature.

    Good day!

  • Rapist face at 0:15

  • "Ray, when someone asks' "Are you a god?" You say, YES!"

  • @Cutflood Goes the gozerian goes

  • @Cutflood LMAO

  • epic face :]

  • religion is stupid, it kills more then it "saves"

  • The look on that guys face at the end says it all. These people hate anyone who does not care for their beliefs. And its not a "you arent giving me the freedom to believe what I believe" (as they claim), its that they just simply hate those who dont believe their beliefs. I believe the word is infidel. This guy isnt a cook. He is christianity.

  • @shaunseverson13

    Are u the king of prejudice-land?

  • this part is the one i loved the most :D

  • I love how proud Ken Hamm looks when Maher replies no to his question. He must be thinking. I pwned him!

  • @ronpaulbot The lower the IQ, the more they propably think that :D

  • Stupid fucking religious idiots.

  • @EKAA25

    Don't hate on the religious fanatics it's them that make life worth laughing at

  • I would have replied, "No, I'm not God, and neither is God."

  • Ken Ham? Is he that cock-stain from Kentucky who spent like 25 million on that creationist museum?

    Yeah, dinosaurs and humans hanging out together. Kinda like the Flintstones. LOL What a waste of money. What a fool.

  • Ken Ham's idiot museum is in Kentucky but he is from Australia, not Kentucky.

  • @Kailoa36 I know it is in Kentucky. I live in Cincinnati and am not far from his retard museum.  I pray to Cthulhu to smite and destroy that museum of dumbshit. LOL

    And Kailoa36, I know he is an Aussie, it still doesn't mean he isn't retarded. LOL

    Still glad to have you on my side.

  • Hey, I agree with you it re: ken Ham. I was only replying to your comment "cock-stain from Kentucky" to correct the implication others might get the he is from KY. Not that would actually matter given the fact that are plenty of idiots born and/or bred in KY. Let's not turn this into a flame war. :-)

  • @Kailoa36 No worries man. I am on your side.

    That fucktard is such a moron no matter if he is from Kentucky or Australia. It is just so sad that they have such money to waste on making such a damn retarded museum. Too bad they couldn't have given that money to the sciences.

  • I couldn't have said it any better myself.

  • The guy is Ken Ham from Answers in Genesis. Wrong guy for Bill to mess with, because he will turn his brain inside out with truth.

  • Yeah right he will. Ken Ham thinks the Flinstones was a documentary.

  • @sly2kusa With bullshit right? From the bible? This guy is a total creationist idiot who obviously didn't know what he was even saying

  • @MKReQuIeM YOU don't know what you are talking about. I've seen Bill Maher outside of his lil' movie, and I have seen and met Ken Ham, and I can tell you that Bill Maher's movie edited it for his own agenda. If you really think you know Ken Ham then tell me about Answers in Genesis and what they do. Somehow I doubt you know.

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  • @sly2kusa I know that they misinform people and mislead people by making a big diorama about the old testament and then calling it a "Museum"

  • @sunset261 And by what authority is it that you believe they misinform people? Just curious to know what it is you claim to have that would lead anyone to believe that they do this.

  • @sly2kusa By what authority? By evidence. They claim that people and velociraptors lived together when there have never been a human fossil and a velociraptor fossil found in the same strata. They also tell people that the world is 6,000 years old which couldn't be since we can see stars that are more than 6000 light-years away. Not only that but they tell people that before the "fall of man" the dinosaurs were vegetarians.

  • @sunset261 That's if you believe the Scientific evidence. I can tell you that Science has changed it stances so many times, that it's too unreliable. My 4th grade Science book would not even be worthy reading today, but the Bible is the same today as it was yesterday, as well as hundreds and thousands of years ago. It's alive and active, and unlike any book written by Man - it is directly from God. So while I respect your response, it pales in comparison to the truth in the Bible.

  • @sly2kusa Science changes it's stances because it is self-revising, it corrects its own mistakes. however just because your book doesn't ever change its stances doesn't make it correct. Something that's wrong and stays the same is still wrong. Science is based on evidence whereas the bible is based on nothing more than hearsay. The gaps in your logic are pretty big.

  • @sunset261 That's your whole problem. You try to intellectualize the Bible, and that is precisely why you cannot understand it. The Bible is THE spiritual book to the human race. It's not Science, though if Science would only use it more, it would be amazed at the mysteries it could probably unravel.

    You do prove my whole point though. Science is ever changing, and often times quite off in it's theories of what actually happened. The Bible needs no such modifications because it is God's word.

  • @sly2kusa Oh, and what makes the bible more reliable than any other religious text. Science couldn't unravel ANY mysteries with the bible as is it cryptic and vague about many things. Do you have any evidence that the bible is the word of a god?

  • @sunset261 You obviously have never read it. If you did - you would know that answer. The Bible itself tells you that it's authority comes from God, not man.

    BTW - The Bible has been referenced to many finds both in Archeology and Anthropology.

  • @sly2kusa Truth is, science cant be dead on, and neither can religion. What proof do you have of the bible? What proof do you have that it is gods word? Nobody can answer some of the mysteries of life. The bible has no credible sources. It could be some book that someone wrote thousands of years ago, hoping to leave some legacy behind, just as a prank. What if that were the case, and little did that person know that it would gain the following of half of the worlds population?That would be great

  • @whotookmypiewtf Truth is with the Bible - Theory is with Science. Proof of "facts" is with Science, but Christians live by Faith - not scientifically based "facts" (which seem more dynamic than static, but whatever).

    That is the difference, and no matter what you have to say about that - it doesn't change the truth about Christ, His death and resurrection, and the Gospel.

    You have to make a choice to accept Him or reject Him. It's up to you.

  • @sly2kusa I do know, and I dont what religious propaganda bullshit so why Would I watch Genesis? I might as well pull off my toenails if I want torture myself and if what he edited was not true, then he would have been sued. He can add clips, music but cannot morph what they say vocally. Case in point, Ken Hamm is a gibberish speaking idiot. And so are you, Reply and prove how crazy you truly are over religion, I wont respond to your idioacy

  • @MKReQuIeM Your response barely begs for any further dialog, but put it this way - I've stepped on things more intelligent than you. Go back to school, and learn how to write a sentence. LOL!!!

  • @sly2kusa I can write, and obviously you have nothing to say, your the only idiot here defending Hamm with a few other idiots, if your dumb enough to not understand how stupid your argument is please atleast understand that you are wrong. You defending Hamm while he is wrong and you are wrong is like 3 men saying lizards are reptiles and you saying they are insects. Please... fuck off

  • @MKReQuIeM Ummmm...If you plan to call someone "dumb" you may want to make sure you know the differences in YOU'RE and YOUR. Like for instance - YOU'RE an idiot, (but that was already obvious to me. LOL!!!). Now if YOUR brain is just in a fog from all the dope you've been smoking, trying sobering up for a bit, and then give it a go. BAHAHAA!!! Yup - you definitely came from a Monkey alright! LOL!!!

  • @sly2kusa And the fact I am spelling incorrectly matters little here, I am not writing a book here. I am trying to get my facts across but ehre you are insulting my grammar and spelling rather than defend your religion

  • @MKReQuIeM My "Religion"??? I'm not religious you knucklehead, but nice try. It's just easy to see why those who do not believe in God are so insulted by His Gospel. As for you - you're literally too stupid to insult, and as for you being scared - good. Be afraid - be very afraid. You eternity is looking very scary.

  • @sly2kusa You are religious, you idiot. The cult known as Christianity is a religion, you're living a lie you fuck.

  • @guitarszzz Ummmm - yeah. Go read a book or something. I've stepped on things more intelligent than you.

  • @sly2kusa No you haven't. Guaranteed. 

  • @guitarszzz Run along now before someone has to give you a spanking and send you home crying to your Mommy.

  • @sly2kusa Run along now and pray to your imaginary friend. Let me know when you figure out that there's no god.

  • @sly2kusa

    Take a Biology class, and study science before making an assumption.

  • @maxhiner52 Taken many, as well as O Chem and P Chem. Have you ever read the Bible?

  • @sly2kusa

    Yes I read the Bible, but it's my choice not to believe in it. I honestly think you are doing harm to others by trying to convert them by force, could you please stop? Jesus said do to others as you would have them do to you. If you are a good person, I would prefer us not debate about religion.

    Peace.

  • @maxhiner52 I'm sorry to know that you feel I am trying to force anything on anyone. My responses have been based on the misguided postings out here. Hence, what I have had to say was not created in a vacuum, with any agenda in mind, other than to make sure that people know the truth about Christ. I mean - it kinda is the topic, ya know?

    If you choose not to believe then that is your choice, but I will not not share just because you do not believe.

  • @sly2kusa Just have to say it out loud to you right now. KEEP YOUR RELIGION TO YOURSELF.The only way to become a believer or nonbeliever is to investigate it yourself. Not by other people who share it.You investigate the main source in this case the bible.

  • @MaarekKoiksaar That's a funny statement from someone, engaging in a thread about "religion". LOL!

  • @sly2kusa Why do you feel the need to find sites containing religous content and here spout off about atheism? you are an embarassment to the word! you are trying to turn atheism into a faith ,didn't you say on another post you " converted " to atheism? you just don't get it ! you are undereducated, and overwhelmed! let people have their beliefs who would listen to a knucklehead like you anyway!

  • @MrSluggo666 Apparently you would (since you feel so compelled to respond to me! LOL!) And BTW - ye who thinks he knows everything - I never said I had turned to atheism. I said I wasn't religious, and I'm not. I am a Christian. Christianity is not a religion - it's a relationship with God through Jesus Christ, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that. Undereducated? Overwhelmed? Sounds like you are looking in the mirror. I will share Christ with anyone, anytime I feel like it!

    :-)

  • @sly2kusa Read your own posts stupid you said you converted to atheism! stay off the crack, you obviously still are keeping the back door open like most people with no back bone! on your death bed it will be " I believe jesus I believe i was just kidding" wanker!

  • @MrSluggo666 LOL! Sorry, but you sound very confused. There is a saying "misery loves company", and I'm sorry friend, but I cannot help you out there. I'd rather see you with peace in Jesus, instead of the drug induced rage you're in right now. But because I am a good sport, please show me where I supposedly claim to be an "atheist". :-)

  • @sly2kusa You don't have the nuts to back up your own arguements i bet your mother does! and not the ones in her mouth!

  • @MrSluggo666 LOL! What would Jesus do indeed! Please - go read a book or something. I've stepped on things more intelligent than you.

  • @sly2kusa We all know jesus sucked cock for extra money and had a gay lover it is true!

  • @MrSluggo666 People are free to have any belief they want. Just like smart people are free to ridicule dumb people who believe anything they want.

  • @Pigroota smart by whose standards ? verbose isn't smart, nor is wanting the last word smart ! lots of those dicks on youtube !

  • @MrSluggo666 Hmm that's a good point. I guess the interpretation is 'smart by the standards of social and natural science (ie: ability to reason and form rational arguments) and education'. There must be some pragmatic inference also. Like in this clip... clearly Bill is smarter than the guy, but this is not explicitly stated anywhere nor is it needed to be because it is obvious. Yes, verbose is not necessarily smart.

  • @Pigroota We all know rhetoric can win elections and start wars for instance ( in these cases the words are almost magickal in their power to move the emotions) yet many politicians come across as, and are not very bright people ! some are brilliant with very few words! music is similar, some times the better musicians play less but more meaningful notes!

  • @sly2kusa Where is the big title "RELIGION thread" I replied only to you.

  • @sly2kusa have you ever read Snow White?

  • @sly2kusa This is my last reply to your fucking crazy fanatic religious ass. I would tell you to go to hell but I am not one of those million idiot christians like yourself.

  • @MKReQuIeM Thank goodness. Reading your writing was beginning to give me a headache. LOL!!!

  • @sly2kusa And your invalid arguements were beginning to scare me, the fact the world is ruled by people who some of which follow what you do... that scares me.

    Good night dumb ass, maybe if you argue with a 2 year old you will scare him with your nonsense, but not me.

  • @MKReQuIeM I feel sorry for you, but I'm sure you will eventually figure it out for yourself. Good luck to you.

  • @sly2kusa I hope the same for you :)

  • @MKReQuIeM Thanks! :-)

  • @sly2kusa I failed to mention that you are a immoral human if you follow what the bible tells you.God has really immoral morals.So you want slavery back aswell i presume.Answer me this question: If a nonbeliever dont belive in god and does good deeds and helps others as humanly possibly he/she can does he deserve to go to hell?

  • @MaarekKoiksaar I'll try to make sense of what you have asked here. If you are asking if someone is a"good" person and does "good" things, then don't they "deserve" to go to Heaven? The answer is no - they don't.

    Trust me friend - I would not bet my greatest 15 minutes on Earth to get me into Heaven. The only way is through a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. That is it. I didn't make this up - it's what the Bible teaches. You should read it and pray on it, sometime.

  • HA HA HA :D Bill Maher's face on 0:11 priceless ha ha

  • that dude looks like he wants to kill Maher at the end

  • I took it more that it was a smugness, like "See? How could you possibly be right?"

  • @eyesonly2019 He didn't look defeated. He looked disgusted and like he pities the poor idiot sitting in front of him.

  • What kind of hope does the atheist belief have? Why would someone want to force their world view onto someone else? I know the christians have Christ and the muslims have Mahammad but why mock them with insults when in fact its the atheist who has no hope when all is said and done. Can someone explain this to me.

  • @DaTruffseker Why do you need hope of an afterlife to give your life reason?

    I want to learn as much as I can about life and the universe in the short time I have.

    I think its completely insane to sit back and refuse to question reality because the religion that you were brought up in tells you they have all the answers. They have the simple masses in a stranglehold from fear of an imaginary eternal torment.

    What a sad waste of existence the truly faithful have.

  • @DaTruffseker "Why would someone want to force their world view onto someone else?"

    Thats an interesting quote considering you are refering to atheism.

    Take the two religions you mentioned Christianity and Islam. They survive by pushing their insular view onto other people.

    Can you explain why introctrination through fear is acceptable to a theist?

  • @DaTruffseker Its not a matter of hope you dimwit.Atheist such as me just dont belive in something till its proven otherwise and by that i mean bible cant prove the bible.We have hope in our friends and families if u must know thats all we need.When it comes to belief and faith, they are useless as crap.What count today is your ideal's and moral how we can advance as a humanity.BUT religion holds us back. Dont even get me started there.Obviously 90% christians ive met have no logical thinking.

  • I think that Maher's facial expression at the end is just priceless :)

  • @Jessica0709 what I think this man meant to say was, could you grasp the limitless boundlessness of reality warping? do you really think that the human mind is infinitely capable? wouldn't our mortality and our limited ability to hold brain mass make us finite? how could something finite then understand what is truly infinite?

  • @tohidefromourways "how could something finite then understand what is truly infinite?"

    How can you know that anything is truly infinite if you are finite?

  • @goingtoeatpizza because I realize God is incomprehensible over and over and over again. I meditate. Which by the way meditation increases brain functionality and gray matter, soo..

  • @tohidefromourways The thing is, no one one can say they are 100% sure there is a god.

    Or 100% sure that god cares how you live your life or what religion you follow

    Or 100% sure of what happens after you die.

    Anyone who tells you otherwise is a complete fool or a liar simply because faith is not evidence. Believing something to be true is not the same as proving it.

    Remember there are more then 150 religions with over 1million practicing followers each. Whos right?

  • you know this clip got to me when i saw it because i remember growing up catholic that i would always have in the back of my head that god would take the form of people to test my faith

  • so is yours...

  • @safify32 shut up please if u keep talking ur going to shit all over the place

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  • I dont care what u think shithead, if ur god exist and stand in front of me i tell him exactly what i say to you... God you are a shithead. ..."la religion es el opio del pueblo" and u r the living probe. Good Bye

  • @safify32 your seriously delusional.

    if anyone says they know what happens when you die they are either lieing or a fool. If you believe people who feed you this crap there is no two ways about it, your a fool.

  • @goingtoeatpizza what about those who have NDE's. does everyone pump chemical hallucinogens into their brains? how would that help survival?

  • @tohidefromourways The interesting thing to note is that NDE's vary dramatically. Exactly how you would expect different people to experience hallucinogenic states

    If NDE's were a real vision of the afterlife or confirmation of a particular monotheistic religion you would expect the visions to all correlate regardless of age, race, religion, education etc. However this is not the case, all NDE's are random dream like states that are distinctly individual

    NDE's are not proof of an afterlife

  • 1. First Crusade 2. Second Crusade 3. Third Crusade 4. Fourth Crusade 5. Fifth Crusade 6. Morales are secular 7. Allah Ahkbar! (God is Great!) Words shouted before planes hit Twin Towers 8. To believe your religion to be greater than Islam is egocentric, considering both religions are monotheistic. You are just born on the opposite end of the planet 9. Spanish Inquisition 10. Religion will not exist in 150 years 11. Grow up 12. Then speak your mind. You are the cancer that invades our kids mind
  • I know what Bill Mahar's speechless expression in the last moment of this clip, "No, are you imagining me here as well. I am not that famous be in a comic book yet. I am so ashame."

  • Haha! That guy thinks dinosaurs were pets.

  • @DrHarryDickman perhaps there may have been mutated reptiles in that time period, or maybe even 1 or 2 dinosaurs of some kind left. we did find that prehistoric shark from Japan not too long ago, so why wouldn't something from an earlier time have existed back then?

  • @tohidefromourways Did you come up with this bullshit on your own or did you find it in a creationist book of some sort? It amazes me to know that they found a living animal which has a fossil record that date backs some 80 million years; but, they say about 80-90% of the fish survived the cretaceous-tertiary extinction, which occurred about 65 million years ago - when all the dinosaurs died out. What more do I need to say?

  • Hilarious.

  • LOL staredown at the end

  • Bill Maher is Fucking Amazing

  • gawd werks in mystereos waiz u athiest fagotz! He duznt haf to maek cents foar that reasun. My beleefs can be as confyoosing as I want them to bee and its still gewd becuz I'm rite and ur rong!!!

    Don't like it? well, are you gawd?

  • Jesus fucking christ do you really have to type that obnoxious?

  • it really is annoying typing!

  • Oh my, you know what's annoying? The way you type and your logic, or there lack of it.

  • Sarcasm detector must be a little off today, am I right?

  • There are people who type like that and think like that.

  • Mommy doesn't allow you on YouTube if you haven't taken your meds, now go take them!

  • who cares if it was editied whats being said is still bullshit! religion is a farce!

  • does no one on this board think that maybe...just maybe, this video has been edited for mahers benefit

  • seems like everything has been edited to his benefit. and to make it more of a joke rather than a serious documentary.

  • you do know that Bill Maher is a comedian, and not a journalist, right? haha

  • i just replied to your other vid comment. lol? you are older than 7 i hope..

  • "Ray, when someone asks you if your a god, answer YES!"

    Ham is really such an r-tard.

  • This is the best comment I have seen this year!!!!! Such a great movie too.

  • "God is an infinite God, he is God.

    Are you God?"

    Whahahaha, PRICELESS!

    But honestly: he (Bill) should have said: "Well, don't tell any-one, but... yes, you caught me."

  • bill should have replied "you cant prove that im not"

  • Hahaha yes, even better xD

  • @spacecowboy95

    I actually think the condescending "No" is much more amusing. =)

  • Fuckin' hilarious!

  • ahahahah, the dude was acting like a 5 years old. loved both of their face expressions at the end :))

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