I'm a 13-year-old father BIATCHES !!! [with VIDEO]

[fardinproductionz]

that boy looks 7

[JKErlichson420]

i thought this was an actual video, you douche... your show sucks, stop posting alike videos for shit I tryin to search for.

[Skeebled]

"thats like having 9 feet long fingers....hanging down from your fingernails" hahaha

[LEOTROPIKAL]

callate conchetumare estai ablando mucho perro culaioo me aburristes chao culaio

[MrJordanAz2]

The baby looks older than its dad lol.

[3616anna]

creeps



[laserguy815]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahaha shes fucking ugly and hes fucking small hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahaha the dudes fucking tiny hahahahaha

[applehelpification]

Woo!! I'm English and I'm with @MassiveFrog!!! :)

[LexMerkel98]

if youre not gonna b able to give it a good home just give it up for adoption it wld turn out better

[destroymyEpets]

the dad looks more like the kid

[staciebelcourt]

so im an 11 year old mother bitches!!! i named her sprite and thee father is 12

[destroymyEpets]

@staciebelcourt ya right XD

[staciebelcourt]

@staciebelcourt just kidding haha im not thatt gross

[xFadingHonorx]

that kid cant even cum yet

[messege2010]

you just said england dosent have sex education? are you retarded? of course we do you dumb fucking yank!

[IxAMxERRORX]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALK TO MUCH



[MrMoney565]

The girl is fucking ugly.

[soph10119]

i know they r supposidley 13, and 15, but he looks like he's 6, and she looks like shes 40

[moviexpert1]

the girl if 40 and the kid is like 6 1/2 if the story is true let it be

[TheKoolone69]

Actually the girl was 15

[carliebrooke3]

the longest nail was on ripley belive it or not.

[AlmondJoyMan1]

0:00

[freris6991]

@AlmondJoyMan1 Invisible hand punching him while thinking... kinda like that.

[NaNaNaB4TM4N]

hes fucking 13 he doesn't what the fuck is going on chill 

[hollowTony69]

fag....

[SPR00KS]

Any body know who holds the world record for youngest mother/father?

[CtrlCreate]

@SPR00KS Youngest mother: Lina Medina, 5 years and 229 days old from Peru

[chapsman10]

U LAME!

[jakzvid]

go brush your teeth redcoat

[MassiveFrog]

You are a dick. You don't know anything about this story or the UK. I'm sick of stupid American kids sitting at home and talking to a camera as if they're actually funny when they're really complete cunts. 1. This kid isn't from London he's from Eastbourne, which is a town in East Sussex (where's that... duh?). 2. They do have sex education in the UK, but it doesn't stop the rising rates of teenage pregnancy. 3. No-one gives a shit what you think. This is unoriginal bullshit.

[MassiveFrog]

You are a dick. You don't know anything about this story or the UK. I'm sick of stupid American kids sitting at home and talking to a camera as if they're actually funny when they're really complete cunts. 1. This kid isn't from London he's from Eastbourne, which is a town in East Sussex (where's that... duh?). 2. They do have sex education in the UK, but it doesn't stop the rising rates of teenage pregnancy. 3. No-one gives a shit what you think. This is unoriginal bullshit.

[Paulwhoisvegan]

Why are you leaving for a week?

[chassolefdx]

umm why did this reach the news there are alot of black slts out there mommies at age friggin 9 so dont put bs lik dis o nthe news

[minicaitlinluvs16]

he looks like a fuckin 10 year boy

[n1TheUnknown1]

how did he get her pregnant? his d'ck is about 2 cm

[rosequarts14]

dont hate on him! its just not nice! yah he might not be ready but if hes happy and so is she then leave both of them alone!

[ZenTaww]

Idiot.

[mdjwperth]

his sister got pregnant at 13 too

[hAiLeDgAb0o]

GAY

[nergblarg]

stop talking.Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Rebekaa04]

ima subscribe because i think hes cute haha

[karwan33]

disgusting , very very sad , this all a lack of good parents

[sayogalo421]

that boy is cute the girl is fuckin ugly

[shestaken123]

you talk to fast

[musicluvr1993]

she is butt fuckin ugly

[HamadHHAG]

& u 15 years old isn't it?

[SlippyzUK]

either theres another father or she raped him

[MsHOORAH]

uhhm... did you know breathing is REQUIRED!?!

you took a whole 2 breaths throughouts a whole minute in a half, i swear

lol

[crunchychewything]

The girl is 15 ? And fingernail lady i feel sorry for her

[zacmxdandb]

he's got fucking huge eyebrows

[keyofdoornarutorscat]

damn im 10 (belive it) and i know what financle means even though i cant spell it it means money ir something

[ultimatodetinapay]

@keyofdoornarutorscat you can't even spell it correctly.

[Renmiri]

@keyofdoornarutorscat i think he was joking, i knew what financel ment when i was SEVEN

[iiCiiNG]

Mr. WhatIThinke is kinda cute... :P

[kiCkLikEiSay]

Alfie is not the dad,,

that girl is a ho!

She just said that Alfie is the dad 'coz he got the looks..haha!

I hope Alfie learned his lesson..

[RSRWCE]

im 13 and im like a giant to that dad

[lowmask2]

um

the chick is UGLY

[Rreynaertt]

=] go die whore:) you don't post stuff like that

[CMalone94]

The UK does have sex education. I started learning it when I was 7. I'm 15 now

[MeqaHarley1234]

yeah right sex at 12

[RunescapeVidsish2]

im just comin up 10 i knew what finacially meant 3 years ago how doesnt he know wat it means when hes 3 years older than me and i dont mean to offend alfie or england, especially not enland coz i live there but im like 4 foot 9 inch how is he only 4 foot tall well my friend whos 11 is inn year 7 and is 2 cm smaller than me i mean but whats better than bein a dad at 13 but it turned out he wasnt the dad and my friend got infuriated that his gf's mother told his gf to tell him shes a virgin! lier

[bookittystumpy5]

i think it is really sad that he is or isnt the father he is wayyyy to young to even thing about having sex with someone adnd if he doesnt know what financialy means that is sad as hellz

[spursfan112]

he dosent even no what financily means

[BakuraSR45]

im 9 (hes 13! middle school!) and I know what financialy means!!!! dumbass moron, alfie. i dont even bother cappatalize his name.

[BamChowWow]

-cough- both of theme look ugly -cough-

[dederororo]

hahaha he isnt the father tho

[WhatIThinke]

there is an update video, you will see a bubble in the video that says "update"

ya i found out, but this was posted around the time th story came out.

THanks for the comment

[ThEGaminGSupressoR]

@dederororo I know she had freaking sex with more than 1 guy Wtf

[thehsushoe]

Dude that baby isn't even his, that bitch is a whore.

[Marmalade624]

wowowowowowow,,,you talk soo fastXD nice vid 5*:P

[babyblueeyesx3]

Tha kid looks like hes friggin 5! This is sickk!

[Trixieyaypinkie]

I Used To Live In London And remeber My Friend knows her ,I read this in a local news paper, that it happened in a park,,,near a football pitch,which is kinda weird

[quechelle666]

the uk does have sex education in junior school and high school. and also all contaceptives (condoms,the pill) are FREE. them kids are just stupid.

[BWTIR]

ITs spelt BIOTCHES

[xchimzyx]

hi not the dad and wasnt from london and she was 15,americans get it right.

[moltenmike]

Good Show Man Good Show...

WATCH MY VIDEOS AT MOLTENMIKE

!

[xDn0obies69]

bro why was that kid so small for 13? seriously.

[Yuilen]

LOL 7 other boys at 14? HOL-EE SHIT.

She makes porn stars look like normal people lmfao. she probably has AIDS.

[vampguylover]

ever one is to blame i mean the mom was a slut

[XxxSaraxxX2k8bby]

yea she definatley waz ......

[Narutochik101]

you talk too fast XD

[MrNintendoVideos]

oops

[thebestgr]

you look like drew selley

[Ashenrey]

I don't believe the guys is idiot -_- he's still 13 he just need to be fully aware.

[FutureQueenSuperTeen]

you r cutieee :)

[kelbyahawian]

the mom looks like shes 20..or 21...and that kid looks like his 9-10...

[ShaylaSaurusRex]

@kelbyahawian ikr!

[2nirvanag]

@kelbyahawian right i didnt even know he was 13

[DARKSPARTEN119]

this kid is NOT the father they had a dna test and they claimed that he is not the father. after that 2 teenagers both 15 walked up and said that they were the fathers, but chanttel the mom had sex with 7 other boys, so 7 other people may be the dad

[XcadyXlouX]

youur cutee(;

[SexyBunny1105]

yuer cute :D

[xDLaylapopxD]

The mom looks old but seriously14 and haveing a kid?Thats just being a slut!and the dad is a PIG

[iDontLikeNames2]

you. talk. really. fast. lol!

[shekaholic]

people from the north tend to do that ALOT haha.

[sillyboiere08]

im 14 and i have a baby im in london sooo...

[hmongworrior]

how sad :(

[Lindwurm555]

bla...bla... bla o:

[abigailm28]

can i just say i know all of them i used to be mate with the mum eww but we fell out when she stole lots of my stuff including my pink shorts and blck shorts one more thing i would like to add my mate brother tyler is the dad of baby masie i personaly think this is wrong lol =]

and alfie is acctually a year younger than they said

thankies 4 reading =]

and its actually not london we live in eastbourne , e-sussex

[X0DynDynX0]

omg he looks 8 & she looks lyk 20

[Mooky952]

how do you wash your hands in the pool ???

[RadicaallyRaandom]

haha thats how i talk but seriously all you need to chill its the way he talks learn to live with it

[vicentequinones1]

you talk so much but you are funny

[ri9818]

u copy watthebuck

[gyalsonay]

lmfao..is ur grl gone takn damnfast

[McElyeaSarah]

Wtf, are you in a rush to go somewhere?? you're talking way to damn fast... I mean, I can understand you but damn! lol XD

[jay123124]

wow haha take time to breath

[mycatshay]

Slow down...U talk way to fast.

[brut88plus]

lol..u know what i think..?..who gives a fuck

[HurricaneGame973]

why do u talk so damn fast

[sub2meandiwill2]

ur a coppier of sxephil

[LgGerminator]

So what?

[brett99981]

stop talking so fuckin fast

[PatisserieCookie]

this happened in the uk

i only just found out about it :S

[XXsmashleyOO]

i still do not believe that hes the father!

[2manyutubeusernames]

you should read the sun articles...it's actually possible for a boy to get a girl pregnant at age seven!

[steve4presedint]

hes not my m8 Tyler Barker 15 is and he lives in the south east lol funny lad bit stupid though

[jonjoeking]

omfg he looks 10 not 13 and a 15 year old girl friend wow???? how can a 15 year old have sex wiff a 13 year old?????

[sanabria87]

omg u TOTALLY look like my freind Kyle..but like A LOT YOUNGER...lol are you Cuban?

~S~

[bratzrock1234]

Wow. I have been hearing alot about this. It's really sad. I don't...well... It's just sick to think about a thirteen year old having sex! Especially when you look 8!

[OneHawaiianHaoleChic]

lmao "THATS LIKE HAVING 9IN FINGERS ATTACHED TO YOUR FINGERNAILS" FTW

[dspikey]

they have better sex education than America actually...

[xmonke55]

because most of the americans know about sex before they teach it in school

[madmanmagee1]

dude sometimes you gotta slow down

for people like me.

take it easy the world isnt going to end in the middle of your rant.

[Rookgnar]

dont take a breath on us. were watching you!

[broccoli5467]

What does finacially mean?.........

[14deathsoul]

lol yah thta boy is soo dumb lol

[SkylineR034]

Lol his GF's a fuckin rat..

[DURAMAX250HD]

nice haha

[ThinkFastProductionz]

lol i bet the kid is in even more trouble now bekuz he knows he had sex with her or they wouldnt be naming him the father at all

[mitchx69]

I wonder If hes parents took hes Playstation off him

[kenna1982]

Oh my gosh. you talk SO fast! lol sheesh...

[kikiojj]

you're so funny!!!

[pilowcraver17]

gaah u eyes are wicked awsome..

but u talk reallyreallyreallyreally fast.slow down-

[WhatIThinke]

hahah thanks, its kind of my thing :D

[chickenhead567]

hes kinda cute

[WhatIThinke]

im sure alfie is a playa now

[ScotttCore]

hahaha i thought his girlfriend was his mom.

[WhatIThinke]

she certainly looks old enough

[Kuiskailla]

I thought so too haha

[WhatIThinke]

thats the thing, now that ive updated this story its not unique anymore. Their whole situation was somewhat interesting to the world because OMG he was 12 and she was 14 at the time but now we find out that hes not the father soooo... im sure 14-15 teen pregnancies are very common especially when the male is 17 or around there which was probably the case here

Regardless, Alfie's determination and devotion to this father thing was impressive. I know i wouldn't be that proud to be a father at 13.

[DjTexnix]

Did they knows what is condom?.

[oHiTssSooGrimey]

If they knew it this whole thing could have neva happened init....

[and actually his mum once said that they really have no clue how this all could happen, cuz they dint even tell him anything yet, about how to do and wot. haha kids nowadays lol]

[xxIdontluvyouxx]

haha amen

[Lxr1z]

your yellow?

[WhatIThinke]

its my YELLOW !!! hahha

[maryjanesledzep]

blame england. fucking fruits.

[B3rryblAst]

LOL yes exactly right.

[Anarchy2014]

Your videos are great, but I suggest talking slower. :)

[shayebxxch]

You talk fast, lol.

[B3rryblAst]

LOL, ive never herd about this til i randomly crossed it.

WTF, why would a 15 year old have sex with a 13 yr old?. and chances are he isnt the father

[linkfan69]

no there are like another 7 people who MIGHT be the father.

she is a slut

[MyLadyofGenki]

He looks seven years old. Stupid flipping hoe smiling at that premature little baby. God, I want to punch her! How do they think they're going to manage???? Ugh, kids make me so angry!!!!!!!!

[knott0130]

the girlfriend is UUUGGLLLYYYY!!!!!

[BurningSnow999]

wow...thats sick. . . . . .....

[MclovinDudee]

he's not from london actually..

[demonklawz]

little kids boner managed to fill that sack of flab?

[WhatIThinke]

OMG, i love IT !!!!!

Little boner fills sack of flab... ure awesome.

[CDPDPatrolUnit]

The newest news proved that this news is a fake.

[WhatIThinke]

if u check my latest video, i provided an update

This video was made when the news was not fake.

[gunvor69]

His girlfriend looks like a drug addict prostitute, seriously

[mhoyt16]

okay its not like this is the first time this has happened. . .i know a girl who got pregnant at 11. . .i dont know why everyone is freaking out about this

[WhatIThinke]

im just glad the dna results are out, now we can all be happy that its just this girl whos a douchenozzle and not all young UK teens.

[malt8291]

yes we do have sex education in the u.k. like this only ever happened here.

[WhatIThinke]

I specifically noted that they shouldnt blame the system because one kid is an idiot and does this.

Im certain the uk is very up to date on their education standards. It always takes one idiot to ruin it for everyone else.

Im still upset at the fact that they wont release who the real father is, see it be some 30 year old dude LOL.

[salfordmolls]

THE MAMS 15 MUPPP.

[alexdagang]

He isnt the father hahhahahahaa!!

CHANTELLE IS A LITTE BiTCH !

[747anybody1]

I thought it only happens in africa or that kindda countries...but in LONDON..wtf....and look at that lady..child fuker

[holycowmania]

Definitely fun to watch. Stupid 13 year olds.

[Marc0nly]

caca

[tigzprincezz]

talk slower

[Xxbabigurl89xX]

haha funny video & yh they do have sex ed in the uk sex ed its rubbish thou they jus tell u to use condoms otherwise ur get preg or catch sumfing lol.

[WhatIThinke]

sex ed here was BS too.

Showed us how to apply condoms on a banana, but they didnt have any condoms so they just pulled out a banana and said its like a balloon.

They wanna teach u how to do it, yet not promote sex, so its like WTF ?!?!?!

We then saw a lot of gross videos of child birth.

O ya "aids is bad, mk kay?"

[nonnynay]

The U.K does have sex education. It just so happens most kids in Britain believe that shagging ugly chicks and listening to grime is a better way to spend their time.