Chris-chan: Father Call [6/14] (11-5-09)

[XellKamikaze]

DON'T YELL AT ME MAGGOT. PIECE OF SHIT.

[LaughingUltros]

I AM MAYUNNN

[legoguy217]

CHRIS, STOP TRYING! I KNOW A COOL INVENTION FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! They are called "Hookers" OOOOOOOO I know that's something new for you chris! Seriously he has enough money, hell it says in the wiki he spent $3,767.54 in total on his fucking PS3!

[Chareater]

@legoguy217 I think even hookers would reject him

[SinDemonDragon13]

@legoguy217 i spent 5 thousand on ps3

[vegasnegas111]

5:55 i laughed so hard

[mrfalafl]

After watching this video I had to stand up and start a slow clap.

[ZetsubouJohnny]

It was at this moment when i realized, how fucking terrible a person he is, how nonredeemable he is, man prison is going to be fun for everyone else.

[RobotChicken1]

OH COME AWN

[hfcworld2]

chris is a dick in this one

[EveryoneWillDieButMe]

I AM A MAAAWWWWNN...

Sure Chris.

[ApacheMan2K]

@EveryoneWillDieButMe That's only true if you add "-child" after that.

[chubbm]

Chris' whole response to the fact that two women "died" was that he is heartbroken. Never mind the fact that he actually believes two people are DEAD now. It's all about his feelings and how it affected his quest for sex. What a waste of space.

[therealkraas]

Hits that perfect combination of funny and sad.

[PointMan7642]

The only good piece of art Chris ever made was drawing "Matt" as fucking Guile. Chris won't ever be a family man.

[hanchiman]

A little goof that "Matt" said in this Father Call, a Veteran Marine never call himself to "Ex-Marine", since USMC culture is "Once a Marine always a Marine" to call a retired marine you call them "Former Marine" or for being courtesy to them you call them "Sir".

Then again Chrissy is a moron who wouldn't know the difference anyways, he only know jerkops.

[ajax420336]

@hanchiman It's almost as though he's not for real.

[PharaohFargo93]

"Wood AND Plastic!"

Oh dear God, Chris, get a grip.

[theworldisquare]

I wonder if this phone call resulted in DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

[Glynnwat]

What's the deal here? who recorded this? Is it really her Dad?

It seems set up

[Inuboy1000]

Funny thing. I've had my first kiss, just recently in fact. Chris has had jack shit.

[BoukenCrimson]

Chris is worse than either Norman Bates or Buffalo Bill.

[chrisluvshacks]

part 6 is the best part of this phone call

@ 2:41 - dad - how many of these woman have you gone through

chris - i have not been able to go through them ( maybe he said go to them.............its funnier this way)

@ 4:05 - chris - OH COME ON, YOU SHOULD BE CONVINCED

@ 5:09 - dad - some lazy little maggot

chris - I AM NOT LAZY

[JustineBieberxoxo]

You know who you talkin' to son? Who the fuck is this?

So funny.

[Tronathon242]

Aye. I'm autistic and I've been through some rough times as well. However, I've gotten over it and I've grown up. Chris is roughly eight years older than I am, but in terms of maturity, he's seventeen years behind me.

Also, moving furniture and doing yard work isn't that hard! And he isn't strong. I bet he couldn't even shovel nearly a foot of snow off of his driveway plus that of a neighbors for roughly five hours. What a joke. My little cousins work harder than him.

[PeteTheElit3]

cant believe I have watched over an hour of his patheticness

[Termiborger]

Just for clarification, I went outside, picked up our doghouse, and was able to lift it up with relative ease. If this retard's logic is right, then I must be a superhuman...

[SupaMarioX]

@Termiborger Whoop whoop!

[Jevy1997]

@ 4:38 I AM A MAN * PUNCH!!!

[Camdude90]

@Jevy1997 Too bad Linkara said he wouldn't review Sonichu

[FollowMyDamnedLaws]

Chris is a nigger.

[DelaTova]

I found them by googling 'naked vid of Chris Chan humping doll' and it was the first suggested site called Slutload dot com... There's like 5 or 6 of them on there! The one you see at the end of this Youtube vid is funny as hell at the end of it....but do watch the one where he gets caught fapping by his Dad who threatens to remove his precious internet! lol.....

[Camdude90]

@DelaTova I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN

[KiraShake]

Chris is defending himself like Matthew is just gonna say "OH? IT WAS THAT HEAVY? I was completely wrong about you!! Yeah, take Kasey! Have my house, and never work again! You're amazing"

[Irrelevant402]

OH COME ON!

Now I want to strangle him for the tenth time.

[commanderjesussaves]

This isn't trolling. This is the reaction of a normal person.

[HRentai]

this guy sounds like bryan from family guy

[TruenoandLevin86]

@HRentai Seth Macfarlane? Nah....

[Ninox37]

I just want to beat the living shit out of Chris.

[finnsia]

@Ninox37 y?

[Ninox37]

@finnsia

Go on the CWCki. YouTube's comment box is not large enough to describe everything wrong with that turd.

[finnsia]

@Ninox37 yeah but he lives a very fucked up life, had your parents treated you the same way and you would've been in teh same environment then you could've ended up just like him

[Ninox37]

@finnsia

Well, I didn't. Quit trying to defend him.

[finnsia]

@Ninox37 No you didn't, he did. It's always easy to rage at others and put blame than it is to empathize

[NyxFTW]

Wait...is Kacey's dad dethchemist?! o.o

[greycolumbus]

God bless you, grammy 

[bosozoku1000]

lol priceless

[doggygenesis]

wait he met her in real life?????????????

[jmerridew124]

Jesus what a sheltered little fuck. He's almost completely numb to any reality outside of his own and will never grow beyond the confines of his safe little hovel.

This isn't trolling gold. It's fucking trolling PLATINUM.

[permexOQ]

@jmerridew124 this is trolling URANIUM.

[BoukenCrimson]

@permexOQ It's trolling Enriched Uranium.

[ApacheMan2K]

"What the -- Are you mocking me?!"

Am I the only one who finds it funny, the way Matthew said this?

[UltimateFathoms]

Your mom is a PACK RAT!!!!

No. no no no no no no...no

Listen to me carefully Chris-Chan; Your parents are Hoarders, and you are in DENIAL

[ApacheMan2K]

@UltimateFathoms Mama Snorlax is a pack rat? Nope, I'd say Chris-Chan, the Munchlax who hasn't evolved, has been hoarding. Funny thing: he doesn't even know how to BATHE or how to CLEAN THE HOUSE. That's one chore that he doesn't do, apparently.

[ecuasxaz]

"Oh COME ON!" I lol'd

[flexwheelR]

chris' job is a stay at home son....

[MobilePissCannon]

"I am not lazy!" -Christian Weston Chandler

[BootyFister]

I AM A MAN!!! I AM A STRONG MAN!!!

[birddognick]

this has motivated me to work-out, cleanup, get a job, do chores, and serve my country. Thank you Kasy's dad!

[Laevi1337]

Who are these people?

[IronKnuckleKO]

@Laevi1337 They are... Heroes!

[quietrioter]

-picks up the dog house with both hands- i say 20 to 40lbs at least so chris...YOU FAIL!!!

[quietrioter]

@quietrioter -throws doghouse at chris-chan-

[lukeyboy118]

fuck off kacey!

[GreyMatter00Duh]

He's so honest about those push ups. Look at that six pack of FLAB.

[phoenixhart17]

Yes, we know that Matthew is a troll, but the point is that Chris doesn't respect a RETIRED MARINE who fought in DESERT STORM.

[PeterDavisYeah]

Kacey fucked it up.

[videogamenostalgia]

The mere fact that Chris REMEMBERS having to carry a couch in years ago and moving a dog house just shows the mundanity of his pathetic existence- he literally does nothing with his life. most of us have to do 'heavy lifting' like that at least once every two weeks or so- NOBODY should remember work as mundane as moving a couch years later and count it amongst their serious physical and emotional struggles.

[ThePencilboxofDOOM]

4:37 to 4: 41 IS ALL A LIE!

[DrTheKay]

"That doghouse was heavier than some tombstone" .......ooooh heeeeeeeeelllll naaaaawwwwww

[CKO92]

@DrTheKay Yeah, unless the doghouse was made out of solid concrete, I find it hard to believe it could be heavier than a tombstone.

[DoctrineDarkSkull]

omg I WOULD FUCKING be like "YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU, FUCK CASEY, FUCK YOUR GRANDMA, AND GO TO HELL!!"*CLICK* also, casey is such a bad actress...

[Athils]

"Oh COME ON!!!"

Yeah, come on Kacey's dad, it's obvious Chris is trying really hard to lie convincingly! Why can't you just play along?

[LadyMizu]

"Oh, and you don't think carrying your soldier friend on your back was a heavy burden? That was a heavy burden?"

He really compared his stupid little chores to a soldier losing a friend? I realize this was just trolling, but wow. Just fucking wow. This line alone makes me want to bitchslap him. Hard.

[ReggaeMetalFox]

@LadyMizu I know, right? At first I thought Chris-chan was the way he is because of autism, and I felt a bit sorry for him... But after hearing stuff like this I realised he is actually just a massive douchebag.

[Irrelevant402]

@LadyMizu To add insult to injury he called the marine a 'soldier' they're not big fans of that. I got a feeling 'Kacey's Dad' didn't know that. Or if he did I guess he was too pissed or knew there were bigger bitches to fry.

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

I applaud these people who actually had the stomach to talk to him.

[MewYuki23]

"Oh COME ON!" I'm not surprised that anyone sees him as a child. He doesn't sound 27 at that point at all.

[Lunestoria]

Does anyone else think Kacey sounds like Meg Griffin?

[quietrioter]

to quote the nostalgia critic,and this is to kacey's dad

"gawd id go gay for that voice"

[trufuknplaya]

AW COME ON!!!

[ferretgeneralken]

This ladies and gentlemen, is pwnage on the grandest scale you will ever see or hear!

[CelticMudkip]

Time magazine chose the wrong person for person of the year... Every year.

It should be Ian Brandon Anderson and his famous lines "Oh come on" and his words of wisdom "I am not lazy."

Or is it his words that inspired a nation : "I have been deceived by the trolls"..."And those two women died D="

I think Matthew was a troll at first, but then he really realized, along with the rest of the world, Ian's selfishness, naive lifestyle, laziness, and stupidity.

[Mance200]

THAT FUCKING PICTURE HAUNTS MY BRAIN.

[RalphieSon]

So what if he wants to be a "house husband"? I heard being a housewife is the HARDEST job there is.

[pgy002]

This guy doesn't sound like he's got much of a life if all he has to do is harass a autisitc person for a solid hour. And he's a homophobe too, using wirds like faggot. I don't see that he's some hero like most people here seem to be praising him as.

[StaticPokemon]

@pgy002 clearly you don't know enough about chris-chan.

[StaticPokemon]

@pgy002 also he was saying 'maggot', not faggot. besides, if you want homophobe, chris-chan is your man. he wrote to a company to ask them to restrict their sales from homosexuals. no lie.

[pgy002]

@StaticPokemon How does everyone here seem to know so much about this family, I mean I only know what I hear from the calls. But do people here know them personally?

[StaticPokemon]

@pgy002 oh, you only know about him from the calls? i reccomend watching 'the chronicles of chris-chan' from this same youtube account. people know so much about him because he does not censor himself in the least (aside from calling dicks 'ducks') and will tell everyone who asks anything that they want.

really, it's worth looking into. there's quite a bit of stuff that will kill your brain that he's posted.

[Inuboy1000]

@pgy002 They have contacted people who know Chris IRL. Probably called the school departments too.

[FaggotsOfAmerica]

"Whats wrong Daddy? You sound mad!"

>trollface.jpg

[imhatepie]

I cant believe Chris endured this psychological rape for 14 x 10 minute phone call(s).

[AsterBarnivere]

I AM NOT LAZY!! that little shit..

[phoenixhart17]

Chris! This guy is a retired MARINE! WTF is wrong with him?!

[Zeldakitteh]

8:37 - Nearly lost it.

[Sweepy270DX]

This is so painful.

[evilass334]

why does her father remind me of the cinima snob (failed spelling ftw,cant think of it)

[SOSHaruhi101]

I love it how he mentions his dog first, then his aunt, and then his "sweethearts"

[pyram1dhead]

Wow, now the dad sounds like Dutch from The Shield.

[ZyxthePest]

OH COME ON!

[tmizzart]

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just turn on this conversation play list and feel better.

[Kamikitsune0]

I love my dad.. but I would LOVE for this guy to be my dad too.. he is the most epic father EVER.

[Psquit]

@Kamikitsune0 like the epic beard man

[videogamenostalgia]

I hope Christian was the one who called up. Matthew definitely does NOT deserve a phone bill for a 2 hour 20 minute conversation...

[THEANIMEPERV]

kasey he is not the one for you he is a creepy dissrespectfull man-child who shude be lock away for good.

[TheCryoScales]

"I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY THE TROLLS"

God he's trying to get pity from someone who doesn't respect him. Stupid stupid retard

[1282930210]

jesus, I am probably the laziest person on earth and I'm a chronic complainer but every part of this video I watch makes me want to do physical labor of any kind just to not be in the same league as Chris

[Psquit]

@1282930210 same as you!! fuck i feel like im wasting my life...

[Venix94YT]

02:24 Owned. XD

[feh2]

So, It's unnatural to feel for a pet dieing..?

[wellthatwasfunny]

@feh2

No, it's unnatural to feel that a pet dying is more traumatizing than losing a parent/someone who raised you from birth.

[samuraikarasu]

@feh2 It's unnatural compared to loving real people and feeling sympathy for them instead of a fucking dog.

[tbone2004]

@samuraikarasu Only Chris Chan would do such a thing.

[Jeffreymetalz91]

4:22 to 4:26 He got owned so bad that I felt the pwnage.

[bealtespip123]

Man,I'd love to hold a convention with every single other troll and we could all laugh at these phone calls together. Ha ha ha.

[PaperRayman]

Chris is a MAN!!! *punch*

[vampirehunterme]

okay i thought the "dad" took it too far with the whole 9/11 mother in the rubble thing but in less than 2 seconds of this vid chris made me see i was wrong

[YoureWrongImRight]

Chris does work around the house ? Is that why it's such a dump ?

[SailorMars768]

Kacey is a God-awful actress.

[otakukangaroo]

@SailorMars768 Yea, but it doesn't take much to fool chris.

[Decapita24]

Lmao, I love it when he shuts up at 2:24. xD

[nickblaze420]

A dog house weighs more than a tombstone? Oh boy cwc i dont think you know nothing about anything.

[sepeeler]

I kinda wish Kacey WOULD be on the phone with him to express her boiling rage. But I have to say her father is now one of my favorite people on the Earth.

[FranticUprising]

"It had to weigh over 100pnds!" HOLY FUCKING SHIT! over a 100 POUNDS!

[XKing2]

This is basically listening to a conversation between my World History teacher and Chris Chan..

Holy fuck

This guy is JUST like my World History Teacher..

[GreyMatter00Duh]

....I wonder if someone would get an award for killing Chris Chan. Like...It'd be worth it, but you don't want the fact that you killed him on your conscience..

[MrActuallyInterested]

btw, how the hell does this asshole think he can compare doing chores to carrying a wounded soldier on the battlefield. like.....wooooooooooooooww

[MrActuallyInterested]

4:10 - 4:28 one of the best parts in this audioclip

[tbone2004]

Oh my god...

You know what, after hearing this, Christian Weston Chandler, mark my words. When I come home, I'm dedicating one my next angry rants to you, not only because you're a retarded jackass...

BUT YOU'RE INSULTING MY FELLOW SERVICE MEMBERS! You just crossed the line, and if you think Matthew's stressing you out... You ain't seen STRESS till I start screaming at your H. F. A. retarded ass!

Anybody who's seen my videos would know I'm one angry son of a bitch! >=D

[kikook222]

@tbone2004 How about you be the better man and do nothing? Yelling at a retard just hurts the service even more.

[tbone2004]

@kikook222 Meh, I'm not gonna do it. I changed my mind, due to the main reason: HE'S A LOST CAUSE.

[IAMDUKENUKEM]

@tbone2004 Don't get your panties all in a bunch! You could use a cold brew instead. Let's go get a cold one... ON ME!

[TheSpiralDownward]

@tbone2004 And that's why we love you, Tbone. c:

[LondoninColouredRain]

@tbone2004 *salutes to you* :)

[Lightscribe225]

And this is why ladies n gentlemen, Chris will NEVER get laid unless its with some crabs-laden prostitute.

[Bleachfanoftheyear]

Chris is a strong man <3 . .. *cough*

[MB69RatedR]

This was the cruelest thing I've ever seen, and I'm a piece of shit myself!

[hidetolove]

Kacey's dad sounds sexy as ALL HELL.

I think that's what REALLY matters here.

[Carnage1235]

Yeah he does, I touch myself over his voice it's so awesome.

[0gami1tto]

Kacey is a shit tier actress, "What is it Daddy, you sound mad!"

[insanemagicguy]

@0gami1tto

Yeah but you gotta give her credit for trolling for like 2 hours, and having phonesex with him at one point. That couldn't have been nice.

[ErikaAtheist]

@0gami1tto Doesnt really take much to fool Chris anyway :P

[Assiman]

"I have been DECEIVED BY THE TROLLS! A bunch of them pretending to be women"

[CaliforniaTD]

7:40 made me want to punch a hole through my goddamn computer screen.

I don't think I've known anyone quite like this abysmal husk.

[MalchikBlue]

I love how Chris has actually convinced himself that PandaHalo and Ivy had died and were not trolls.

[JohnnyDart76]

@MalchikBlue: I also loved how that one 13-year-old kid got away with posing as 'Julie' while also creating an older brother persona 'Max'.

Chris can fall for pretty much anything............now, the only question I have for now is whether there's any evidence that Matt Devoria is just a troll wasting his acting talent. I mean, if somebody can fake a voice for an hour on end{I couldn't do that for 5 minutes if I wanted to}, they just might be voice acting material.

[ManiFest0h]

"that dog house was heavier than any tombstone sir"

WOOD AND PLASTIC

how can we make fun of this poor soul? all that physical pain and hard work he suffers?

[JohnnyDart76]

@ManiFest0h: "that dog house was heavier than any tombstone"

That was just too funny..............LMAO.

[muaka1]

STROOOONG MAYNNN

[JohnRedWolf87]

M. Bison: "This is delicious!"

[19FrosT83]

ITS OVER 100!!!

[Jetblast01]

WHAT!? 100? There's no WAY it can be that light!

[DawnLaurene]

Holy shit! I was laughing so hard, I almost choked on my coke! Way to go, Lady Killer!

[kaozbender]

I AM NOT LAZY!!!!!!!

[D4Kman]

Lawl, Matthew deserves some internets.

[metalWeirdo77]

Matthew is fucking badass

[RosechusPickle]

Baldness + Fat = Chris?

[latiasneo3]

8:21 HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT did Matt just stress sigh?

[Noisemaze]

No, it was a sigh of either tiredness or despair.

[TheUgliestMan]

He's 28 and he needs his mother to organize his room for him.

[ZuedaYT]

Comparing the man's dead, murdered mother to his own fucking dog... I want to stab him. I want to take a knife and eviscerate him.

Fuck Chris!

[ZombiezRCool]

I AM NOT LAZ-EY XD oh gawd hahaha that was funny..... haha he has to listen to his mom to organize stuff XD hah wuts with his pic anyway?.. is he tryiung to like.. look hot or somthing XD

[Ayauchi]

Wood AND plastic?

CWC, more muscle than brain.

[aryoshie]

I could see him being Pvt. Pyle 'cept he'd be even worse. Oh god.

[ghettoprince187]

He'd probably kill the drill sergeant, the entire platoon, then himself....

[aryoshie]

Actually he wouldn't be that cool. He'd just kill himself. LOL

[ghettoprince187]

by "accident" haha

[aryoshie]

Yeah he'd be doing the climing obsticle and his fat would break it.

[pw3djoeisback]

FULL METAL JACKET!