Dos Equis The Most Interesting Man (on Life)

[jimfromearth]

I dont always drink beer because one time did and accidently went into the

ladies room. i

[jimfromearth]

i dont always drink beer but when i do i forget to put my pants on.

[GeoAl09]

lol i love this guy, so funny

[darthsadic]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I never make it to the restroom.

[mmaier2112]

Your beer sucks, you jackass.

[1236sason]

he once fucked a man in the ass just to know how it feels and he still stayed straight , he is the most interesting man in the world

[saytow]

He doesn't always commit Jihad, but when he does, there are five thousand virgins instead.

[lilelephant1]

I don't always spell well, but when I do virgin is always spelled right!

See above post.

[MathLessonsForFree]

He is so influential...that he has his own time zone!

[MathLessonsForFree]

He is such a bad ass that he gets into Freddie Kruger's dreams!

[MathLessonsForFree]

When the big bang happened..it was the most interesting man telling God to fart outside.

[BlackSoulAcid]

he once made god question his own faith

[N001337]

Chuck Norris deleted the Recycling Bin. The Most Interesting Man In The World deleted system 32, and his computer is actually still working.

[norb1937]

After drinking two twelve ounce bottles of Dos Equis at night the next morning you get to make lots of beer farts. Methane and natural gas have the same explosive threshold, 4 to 14%. So don't smoke or throw anything like a lit match in the toilet. Other wise you might destroy the bowl or become a Rocketeer.

[rivmikant]

He has come to understand the fullness of life, twice.

[pastafazoule]

hey check out my take on The Most Interesting Man In The World with

The Most Interesting Guido In The World

[captainz33]

wait until u see the manscapping one

i have no idea what that is

stay thirsty my friends

[perfecttimingNO]

He once had a pissing contest with an elephant

The elephant later died of embarrassment

[2000xlt]

chill music, what is it

[checkfoldcallraise]

@2000xlt i think its created by dos equis. but a similar tune comes from a song by Ricky Martin. yeah i know, smack me right now :D the title is "la bomba" not bamba, bomba. even though its ricky, its pretty chill song.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

Never ask "What would Dos Equis Man do?" Instead ask, "what DID Does Equis Man do?"

He's legally obligated to declare his testicles as dependents.

When offered 27 virgins upon his death he declined, not liking the answer to "but how many times each day will I get that?"

Stay thirsty, my friends!

[ilovemusicfyi]

Imagine if him, chuck Norris, and that old spice guy formed an alliance......

The world would blow up from the awesomeness!!

[Annihilator27]

@ilovemusicfyi That would be like dividing by zero........

[michaelpz76]

Bad ass, and it taste great.... I know cause I'm drinking one rite now!

[whiteboym]

If the The Most Interesting Man has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money

[cainmarko69]

@whiteboym

If I have a Million and He owes me a million he still has more money!

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

@whiteboym The Most Interesting Man in the World would not even recognize a bill that small.

[AK47RAR]

I dont always snore coke but when I do I prefer dos x

[LonesomePaleRider]

He can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass..... at night!

[FILE05HUNTER]

He once turned a prince into a toad.

[benclab]

STMF!

[ucmeb4u]

He can touch MC Hammer.

[mattyzpb74]

he recently decided that he always drinks beer.

[usjets08]

His cigars always light them selfs, 10 out of 10 dentist prefer him

[valleycreek40]

He goes Grizzly Bear hunting with a switch.

[valleycreek40]

He goes Grizzly Bear Hunting with a Bamboo Switch

[lfried12]

his cojones are so large they eclipse the sun

[FILE05HUNTER]

@lfried12 OMG! Best one right here!

[CompletelyAnonymous7]

he once had an akward moment, just to know what it feels like

[KrimeMater]

If Chuck norris were to ever have a gentlemans challenge with this man the big bang would repeat itself

[doublejax]

He once went skydiving... and got offended when the instructor offered him a parachute.

[pologenius21]

he recorded sounds of him clearing his throat.....the album went platinum, before gold was discovered.

[MikEhaWk6009]

He once watched 60 minutes in 20 minutes

[DeedsovFlesh]

His unicycle has 2 wheels.

[jumpit100]

His tree house has a finished basement

[ericbuchanan]

i was going to shave my beard but this dude made me change my mind. stay thirsty and horny my friends.

[PartyPaddle]

i dont always drink beer.

but when I do

I prefer 11 or 12

[denitan02]

@PartyPaddle , Thats funny. LOL

[denitan02]

@PartyPaddle

Too funny.

[navids20]

he can speak French....in Russian.

[lcf2323]

Fantastic marketing.. Great fictional character

[Yotarian]

@lcf2323 Fictional? Lies...

[billib]

@msgryan The time is always, the place, well you decide.

[HomieSmasher]

theres a time and a place for death...the time is never...

[PrincessKittenz]

@homiesmasher

look at this faggot beaner - you go around to the same dos equis vids and leave the same comment over and over again just because you think it makes you look cool. FAGGOT

[heuvel15]

He really is the most interesting man...you should watch my video i made for the most interesting man on my page.

[Karstendag]

He told God what to write in the Bible

[moto1p1]

He's a lover not a fighter, but he's enough of a fighter to kick Chuck Norris's ass!

[sn1zzo]

@moto1p1 Why do you keep typing this stupid comment? It's not funny at all. Read Ukimos's comment. Now thats a good Chuck Norris joke.

[moto1p1]

@sn1zzo I don't always reply to other peoples comments, but when I do there from  bitches like you! ! !

[sn1zzo]

@moto1p1 Wow, did you come back to type the SAME FUCKING COMMENT AGAIN??? What a loser.

[moto1p1]

@sn1zzo Stop! your witty comebacks are traumatizing me. Even so I'd really like to take you home and fuck your brains out, but obviously somebody beat me to it!!! With a screen name like "sn1zzo" I have to assume your BITCH!

[sn1zzo]

@moto1p1 Sir, you are 40 years old. Please stop talking to me now.

[Ukimos]

He once met chuck norris, who he found interesting, but simple-minded.

[Lisa46311]

he once sheltered a small war torn village in his beard

he was the ghost writer on The Da Vinci Code

he has single handedly overthrown politacal corruption in The Carribean

he fears nothing,,, not even fear itself,

he doesn't always drink beer, but when he does,, he gets shitfaced.

[Alejounoloco]

morgan: yeah into a pool. He died of a stroke.

[KhmerSerey1]

The man slapped death in the face with a sock full of shit and laughed about it with death..

[Poet1k]

Someone already said that about the islands.......

[chicanocpt]

when most interesting man visited the virgen islands, they had to change the name to, the islands !

[BFtheWave]

@chicanocpt pssshhh old Chuck Norris joke is old

[firstshirt434]

@chicanocpt They changed their name long ago when Chuck Norris first visited The Islands.

[Alejounoloco]

My Grandpa once jumped off a hotel balcony in mexico city and did a perfect swan dive.

In a way this actor reminds me of him, who I soo recently lost.

R.I.P Grandpa

[morganseathomson]

into a pool? or...

sorry to hear about your grandpa.

[laughingmandude]

Into the ground?

[AgenorOnVid]

Wow, so many people talking about beer. Chill out dudes, its a commercial.

Stay thirsty my friends!

[raceanto]

Just europe can make beers, still trying,

[aspirations12]

beer is supposed to be something that mellows you out and makes you happy. it's not meant to be argued about. you guys need to kickback and sip a beer

[1acroyear1]

No. Beer is meant to make a dead-dog ugly bar bitch into a supermodel hottie.

[Styhn]

@aspirations12

Haha, well put dude.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[bryansurfing23]

everytime he says stay thirsty my friends, i get super thirsty. hahah.

[shotty2222]

there is a time and place for arguments, but the time is not now, and the place is not on the computer...

stay thirsty my friends

[bkakageo]

dude you must be the most interesting person on youtube lol wut a smartass

[DemonBall]

There are a number of silly responses on here. spaceshuttle26 has had over 1,000 different beers, and yet he thinks that all Mexican beers are light beers? Have you ever had a Dos Equis, Negra Modelo or Noche Buena? All of them are darker beers that fit into the German Vienna style, and all are excellent.

adrian5b claims that there are at least 10 Mexican beers better than anything made in the US, even though he's had only 10. Do you know just how many different beers are made here? Thousands.

[NemeanLion]

Next time I want a dark beer i'll stick a straw in a pothole.

[halfbonkers]

He has treated more times for V.D. than Gene Simmons.

He was constipated for a month and laughed all the way to the operation room.

When he sits at a table women hang on to his every word, hoping to get at his money.

He usually doesnt drink beer because he is a recovering alcoholic.

There is not a person in the world he fears except his mother.

[askbob]

the beer is ok went and got it after seeing the commercial. Stay thirsty my friends. The ad drives me nuts.

[JSan898123]

what a minute, thats fucking true, i wil start tomorrow

[marcopolodomina]

i don't understand what he say ... it's never to eearly to ? .....

[Liynkx]

beef up your obituary.

[Atomank68]

This a typically mundane commercial, but I have to admit the beer is excellent!

[titletown899004]

it's never too early to cross the border- stay thirsty my friends.

[marcopolodomina]

ahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[adrian5b]

I guess you wish there was an American beer as tasty as dos equis or any other Mexican beer.

[Darkestb4dawnn]

I'm not American, pinche pelotudo. Get it fucking right you dirty mex.

[adrian5b]

wherever you're from, you wish you had beer like our's

[spaceshuttle26]

Unless you define "tasty" as "something closely resembling the flavor of stale urine" then you're way off base. Most American beers aren't great, but at least some of them are good. There is not a Mexican beer made that is actually good. It'd be one thing if you were German or English saying that, but Mexican? You have to put limes in the beer to keep the flies away. Yeah, great beers.

[adrian5b]

That's a childish response ... anyway, american beers are "dude beers", you drink anything that has alcohol in it. There are over 30 different types of beer, not counting the independent low budget beers, have you tried them all?. I'm not saying all of them are good, but I can tell you at least 10 beers that are way superior than any beer brewed in the US.

I've tried like 10 different American beers, and ok yeah they are good, but we are way out of your league when talking about brewing.

[spaceshuttle26]

First of all, I, like you, was referring to the more mainstream Mexican beers. Have I tried all of the microbrews from Mexico? Of course not, and I'd imagine no one person has. The same applies to American beers. I myself have sampled over 1,000 beers from all over the world, and have not had a Mexican beer that I would choose to drink again. I am also not a fan of light beers, and that's really all Mexico has to offer. Give me an ale anyday, and the US actually has good ones.

[adrian5b]

that's why I said "not counting the independent low budget beers". I'd love to invite you here and try many more of the few I suppose you've tried. I actually own a bar.

[yawgmoth1]

you really cant compare them.

The brew context is way different, the weather here in Mexico is warmer and thus a heavy beer would only bust your balls. However, the light beers brewed here actually refresh you and you enjoy drinking them; i was talking to a finnish and a german the other day and they told that mexican beer is not that good in taste, but they would rather have any mexican beer in mexico, than they would a german or irish beer, for the refreshing part.

[yawgmoth1]

totalmente de acuerdo vato. las cheves gringas no traen nada, saben de la punta de la v.

[jamespreyn]

TMIMITW driving a geo metro? Not gonna happen. Try making it more fantastically ridiculous, like he got hit by a train. The whole campaign is kind of a spoof of magical realism (type that phrase into wikipedia if you've never heard of it).

[martymars]

Funny commercials don't make good beer. The beer is PISS!

[reedf1]

Better than any other Mexican beer. Dos Equis over Corona? Hell yes.

[hada0602]

it's a pretty good beer

[bigthingspoppinoff]

He could live on food stamps and still have more money that you've imagined in your wildest dreams.

[garyeberly916]

He once got into a car accident while driving a geo metro, and walked away unharmed.

[MrTeddyBass]

Airforce One was once put in a holding pattern because his plane was landing....

[TeddyFabulous1]

He thought he was wrong once,

Turns out he was mistaken.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[itsmillertime607]

Chuck Norris bottles his urine. You all know it as Dos Equis. Now who is the most interesting man in the world?

[DutchMannDan]

The most interesting man in the world in the one who prefers Dos Equis. It doesn't matter where it comes from.

[kasim12341kasim]

The Most interesting Man in the World is Chuck Norris from the Future

[chrisQuintana]

wtf ...what dose that mean

[ripperduck]

It means that a man who cooks beans and peas in same pot,.....very unsanitary.

[FinsterFlummoxing]

Best "Wingman" Ever!

[ihavethebestusername]

He owned Jad with no pots no armour!

[jcali619]

When asked to come in for a prostate exam, it is 'he' that asks the Doctor to bend over, not the other way around.

-Stay thirsty my friends.

[Colingoesfast]

he won the same life time achievement award twice.

he has undeniable proof that the bermuda triangle is in fact a parallelogram.

[jonsonn2]

he can speak braille

[93mkivSupra98]

whats the name of the song its cool

[ihavethebestusername]

He soloeod the Corporal Beast

[mxr1d3r12]

lmfao runescape

-mager4kills2

[amsaldy]

when you ask him for directions you not only get there but you get there 5 min. early, even if you're running late

[cattman05]

haha hahahahahahah hahahahahahah

[Jurambi]

that comment reeks of awsomeness Lol , sounds like something they would say but better.

[underdriverz]

If you have five dollars and he has five dollars, He has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on His computer. He is always in control.

Apple pays Him 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

He can sneeze with his eyes open.

He can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

He is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

He destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

He can kill two stones with one bird.

[SLCPunker101]

Chuck Norris is NOT The Most Interesting Man in the World.

[Sparten942]

dude, all those are on the frontpage of chucknorris facts.

unless most intresting man in the world is chuck norris in desguise or something, fail.

--942

[SpyderXTX]

agreed. at leats make up new facts for this guy instead of just stealing norris facts.

[WhyteSpectre]

Those last 2 lines are amazing, haha.

[harrisa2006]

@underdriverz hahaha that was clever

[FILE05HUNTER]

@underdriverz Dude, these are Chuck Norris jokes. The Dos Equis guy is Chucks's father.

[1AML3G3ND]

he finished the never ending story twice!!!

[wrmcnich]

He once slammed a revolving door

[Freepeat]

"It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary."

[Omaplata41]

He once held his breathe for a hour.......in five seconds

[tsukasaru2]

LOL

[docbino]

He can sing....even after eating 5 saltines in under a minute.

Stay thirsty

[kennydabomb]

hes the only man to gargle peanut butter

[nightshadao]

He once bitch slapped a baboon just to see what would happen

[Berlitz777]

He once gave an autograph in sign language.

[ickywacka]

i'm the most interesting person i know

[SlowDownSmutty]

LOLL

He once taught a German Shepherd to bark in spanish.

[lvarmy2lt]

Hahahahaha!!!

He was purposefully caught masturbating, just to know how it felt.

[Silenced140]

lol, thats very interesting haha.

[tsukasaru2]

LOL

[yonextman007]

He was once Black, and no police bothered him.

[mancole96]

He sounds cooler when he never clears his throat.

[wiseguy5280]

He's more like the coolest man in the world. I'm saying this because he's only interesting in glamorous ways. I myself am quite an interesting person, but I assure you that you wouldn't want to be me.

[petelaw1]

wiseguy, that has to be my favorite comment ever on youtube

[KingNiros]

That is actually sweet advice. Awesome!

[SkInHoUnD]

Chuck Norris has met his match!

[slimmann]

this mother fucker iz GANGSTER .... i can roll wit this dude... he gets the ladys...lol

[RedmarFilms]

anyone know what the name of the song is that is played during the commercial?

[haitianchick]

i love dat song 2 n i wanna no da name of it!!

[nohworryz]

yea! the background music is cool!

[Grant112988]

If and when he dies, his obituary would require more paper than there are trees remaining on the planet.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

[Berlitz777]

He once cut down a tree, with a lesser tree.

[azzh00le]

That is good beer. If I ever go back to drinking, getting a case of that

[asbte]

dos x my new favorite beer

[huejas44]

I am so going to get some XX this weekend...who says smart advertising doesn't work?

[bacardishots]

Awesome.

It's never to early to start beefing up your obituary. Stay thirsty my friends.

You should get your hearing checked, the sound quality is bad but it's not very hard to figure out what he