Andrew Maxwell at the Secret Policeman's Ball

[jackelstyx]

punched in a chip shop - har ^_^

[SabresFour]

He takes AGES to get to the punchline.

That is the awesome bit.

:) :) :) :) :)

[RatedRMatt]

Why do people hate this guy so much ?? And dont just say "cause hes not funny" cause some of the comments obv are not for that reason

[theciaram1]

he sounds pissed :D

[weneedtodosomething]

he looks like chris lilley

[RooneyMufc10]

Why are all the comments so negative yet the majority of people liked this video?

[t00117598]

@RooneyMufc10 because 9/11 conspiracy nuts have nothing better to do with their time...

[suroj]

Andrew Maxwell, you are a disgusting human being. Shame on you.

[zuludelta100]

You, Ryan Tubridy and all your other Masonic buddy wannabe's are all a bunch of smell bag bollox chops, I don't know whether your hair looks like a F...ckin  tea cosy, or the Sweaty arse of a red setter. I would of said Irish Red Setter but you are a west brit runt crossbreed mongrel arse clown. oh yeah and you like like you shit lots of wetties.

[zuludelta100]

You Poxy Donkey's cock, Most 911 truthers spent 10 years finding out the real truth, you drive a poxy bus accross america with a bunch of X Factor rejects and you think you found the light. you are the kind of dick head that wants the ratings and would stick his asshole out to be taken for the Lying media prostitute you really are, you Z list R.T.E. Panty Waste.

[GaelicKnight]

Thumb this up!This shill is a dillusional, Knuckle Dragging Imbecile! You need to look at the evidence and climb down from the high chair of ignorance which your overlords have you restrained too and start partaking of something other than the milk of the word because you are Phychologically an infant and being bottle fed lies and propaghanda. The high voltage is frying your brain Mate! Just look at architects and engineers for 911 truth (AE911) and you will see catagoric proofs!!

[LeoRikimaru]

This guy is such an asshole. I wish he'd tried that BBC Three shit with the guys who made the documentary "Loose Change". See how superior you feel with someone whos researched their facts you smug little sycophant.

[giptonsilly]

DIRTY IRISH CUNT 

[Glenmead]

SUCKER OF SATAN'S COCK. Wish Bill Hicks was around to ruin this CUNT.

BUILDING 7 BITCH. 911 was an INSIDE JOB.

[Glenmead]

FUCK YOU MAXWELL YOU UNFUNNY CUNT. When i See you I will heckle you off stage and make you cry.911 was an inside job bitch.Little BBC sucker of satan's cock.

[smurfieboo]

ugly loser

[gnash555]

"Conspiracy Roadshow" was the biggest load of biased crap I ever saw. The BBC, as with most mainstream media 9/11 “conspiracy” documentaries, chose to focus on easily debunkable non-theories and hired this clown to take the piss from start to finish. Fuck you Maxwell.

[BLAGASPANTS]

Unfunny dumb cunt.

[MatDerKater]

Thumbs up who thinks that this unfunny little cunt somewhat resembles Adolf Hitler?

[stargirlpuffy]

this pathetic sack of shit cant handle the truth! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB. him and all the bbc cunts make me sick to my stomach.

[SabresFour]

@stargirlpuffy Jees! Calm down! He is not a government puppet just 'cause he makes terrorism jokes! Calm down! And, even if it WAS an inside job, what the heck are you gonna do to the BBC? Sit them on the naughty step? And I thought even genetically modified MUCUS could see that this man is not a 'pathetic sack of s***', but a human. From Earth. A planet. I can see you are clearly are an even LOWER life form than Genetically modified Mucus. Conspiracist? Yep.

[NeaFrea]

What an idiot!

[TODB0AMER]

That 9/11 road trip pushing the official BS was career suicide, Maxwell is FINISHED!

[MatDerKater]

unfunny fucking prick

[christuffer]

Bill Hicks. Please come back and save us.

[Glenmead]

Thumbs up if you think Andrew maxwell is an unfunny CUNT

[tedmaulz]

people will say and do absolutely anything for money and fame.

911 inside job.

[Glenmead]

maxwell you CUNT-911 was an inside job...go and look into it and you'll shit your irish pants you fucking mug

[Glenmead]

What about Building 7 MAXWELL you CUNT?!! your darling BBC reported it had come down 23 minutes early too....

[Glenmead]

ANDREW MAXWELL-What a shit unfunny CUNT.....

[Glenmead]

like most eeeyeerishhhh comedians.....NO MATERIAL, just hams up the accent....CUNT.

[Glenmead]

THIS CUNT is shit....He also hosted a show called "Conspiracy road trip" the other night....arsehole....everyone knows 911 was an inside job and he took money to help smear people asking important questions....

[soundkartel]

This Andrew Maxwell disgusts me after I watched 9/11: Conspiracy Road Trip. The single most daming EVIDENCE was WTC Building 7 falling at free-fall, it was a controlled demolition, theres no debate about that, and guess what it wasn't even mentioned!!! This bloke makes me feel sick in my stomach

[makaveliThadon100]

Fucking unfunny twat

[OliverJohnnyRyan]

@GaelicKnight U mad, truthtard?

[soundkartel]

@OliverJohnnyRyan wake up, don't be a sheep, try and find out how WTC Building 7 fell in free-fall acceleration and then ask if @GaelicKnight is a mad truthtard, you stupid fool!

[GaelicKnight]

@soundkartel Thanks chap for the response to this guy. Well actually he is most likely Maxwell himself with an stupid alter ego...but all joking aside this guy seems to be on a lot of different sites leaving stupid comments and debunking 911 conspiracies. Wonder who does that for a living...lol

[GaelicKnight]

@OliverJohnnyRyan How dillusional can you be, you Knuckle Dragging Imbecile! You need to look at the evidence and climb down from the high chair of ignorance which your overlords have you restrained too and start partaking of something other than the milk of the word because you are Phychologically still an infant and being bottle fed lies and propaghanda. The high voltage is frying your brain Mate! Just look at architects and engineers for 911 truth (AE911) and you will see catagoric proofs!!

[soundkartel]

@GaelicKnight I couldn't agree with you more!!! The fact they never even mentioned building 7, the programme was a joke, rehashing the official story. This bloke made me feel sick, the objective was to make then change their mind, how is that an objective objective!!? Anyway, I hate this bloke, he makes my stomach turn and he's no reflection on the good Irish people

[sv3rige]

This guy believes 9/11 was done by 19 ppl with boxcutters.

[stutri2du]

Do u actually think that saying the F word makes you sound witty, what an idiot

[stutri2du]

Andrew, you are either a complete sellout along with the two plants from your 9/11 program or a complete idiot who didn`t even bother doing any research before the program. Shame on you, shame on you, shame on you!!!

[alexkillsdie]

sad little cunt, I hope this cunt dies slow, fucking peace of shit motherfucker.

[tis2nwod]

Xenophobic comedy... Yay???

[0000000dave0000000]

Andrew Maxwell sucks satans dirty brown dick

[canedintotnes]

The only funny line was nicked from George Carlin.

[firestartertwistedfi]

very brave - not doing any jokes :)

[sofalover]

Shit gig

[Rdoggydogg]

Haha this guys agent gave me 20 quid to make Andrew an eggroll today because he was hungover. CHEERS MATE!

[xXdOrNeYXx]

IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bawnawnaw]

IRISH

[shibzy0tennant]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Blah de Blah! - lol I did actually think that the first time I watched this but he was so hilarious he's one of my favourite comedians now :)

[MrNickeh]

Dylan Moran-ish.

[jaytothecarney]

My favourite comedian ever, He's lethal. all you retarts writing bad shit about him I'd love to see you get on stage in front of thousands of people and make them laugh.. Fair Balls to him.

[redzer06]

maxwells should not be aloud on tv or near a mic, all he shites on about is ' being from the northside and how mad that is', he's a fucking hun the little rat faced prick

[4CelticPride]

We are not the terrorists anymore...we're the riverdance people. haha so true

[Mahocky]

Andrew's new material in a nutshell:

"I'm from dooblin! Bleedin culchies down the country. Bleedin culchies. bleedin down the bleedin country. haha! Dooblin. Culchies down the bleedin country. They're bleedin stoopid! ha! Jaysus down the country. Dooblin people aren't stupid at all. Down the bleedin country! Feckin culchies!" The End.

Highly original comedy. TWAT!

[MrWadson69]

love this

[jambbie]

what a thick.. never heard him say anything funny bit like that other clown tommy tiernan.. just add a few fucks her and there ... yeah thats hillarious...

[t00117598]

@jambbie well that might be true if fuck was the punchline, but its not. most people are a little more mature than you seem to be, words like fuck, shit, or bollocks are just part of everyday vocabulary, nothing to get excited about little guy...

[jambbie]

@t00117598 little guy... only a tosser would call sum1 that...

My comment refers to Andrew Maxwell in general, and in my opinion, he isn't 1 bit funny and, in my opinion, neither is Tommy Tiernan, as they both throw a fuck or bollix (your irish spell check is obviously malfunctioning .. bollocks???) into their material in order to spice up their otherwise drab anecdotes.

[t00117598]

@jambbie no it wasn't, you comment was "just add a few fucks her and there ... yeah thats hillarious..." That suggests the curse words like fuck and bollocks are what are supposed to be funny which they are not. They say those words because like a lot of people thats the way they talk, why should they censor the way the naturally speak because your a sensitive little guy?

[jambbie]

@t00117598 no you're way off.. they aren't as funny as they think they are, so, in mine and many peoples opinion, they add swear words to their material to spice it up. I personally dont give a shite what words they use, as being, a typical dublin northsider, i've grown up hearing/using all sorts of words. I'd reccommend you listen to "the Toll Trolls" satirical take on these 2 "comedians" a track called "M stands up", then you might grasp where i'm coming from. Alrrigh mickeyhead

[t00117598]

@jambbie first of all how do you know how funny they think they are? secondly opinions are like assholes everyone has got one, no one gives a shit what you think little guy. The facts are people who like these comedians like their jokes, nobody is laughing at the curse words because to most people they are just normal words, people are laughing at the jokes. If you dont find the jokes funny fine but dont assume everybody else is going to have your shitty sense of humour.

[MusicLiesnvideotape]

@jambbie true



[gavbag1234]

Very weird to see people applaud jokes louder than they laugh at them.

[sarahisquiethere]

This man is brilliant. Enjoy his stuff immensely :D

[blackberryjuice1]

Why does he have to say f*ck every four seconds?

[irish32dub1990]

@blackberryjuice1 He is from Dublin!!!!!!!

[blackberryjuice1]

@irish32dub1990 What the fuck does that fucking have to fucking do with any bloody thing?

[foxxycleopatra1979]

@blackberryjuice1 He is Irish it's what we do, we are more relaxed about swearing

[t00117598]

@blackberryjuice1 he doesn't have to, he wants to. why do people have little statues on their mantels, red pants, or christmas trees? nobody needs these things, its just a little something extra in life...

[anus419]

It was good, but i wish he hadn't fucked around at the beginning. He was just wasting time.

[ogrefacewawa]

has he been drinkin?

[x0xTnimx0x]

he has the best laugh...

[stinkalloy]

Andrew Maxwell is a genius. He has to be the best Irish comedian since Dave Allen, easy! And Neil Delamere isn't far behind - RTE has struck it really lucky - they should become the first Irish double-act, and take on the world as the new Morecambe and Wise!

[Fibsboro]

@stinkalloy Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lolage05]

"We're the riverdance people!" lol x

[t60jack]

i saw andy bout 3 years ago at the fringe festival doing a best of irish comedy night in a sleezy litle pub..... was fookin epic!!

[pauwy]

I saw him at Bestival and he is so f-ing sexy.

[VictimofIB]

For a guy who only told three jokes, that was awesome.

[dramaticafantastica]

why are there so many negative comments under this?!

he's so funny!

[CheeseCakeExplosion]

The fact that Matt Berry narrated the intro just makes an otherwise great set brilliant.

[dubhlinnri]

Phoney.

[juddzer]

why,because he;s irish and he's entertainig your weird fucking country?

[garuness]

? i didnt send that :S

i like him

must have been someone else

i dont dis comedians olike that

[myloosewomenchannel]

Lol!!

Love him on The Panel!! Especially when Miread Farrell's on with him they're so funny together!

Favourited the vid before I even watched it! 5 Stars! :)

=]

[veggiedinner123]

So true with Farrell he's amazing lol, missed him last night

[Antirrhinum1]

This is fucking hilarious!

"You've clearly never been punched in the chipshop!"

[Tod3]

every now and then he looks like stephen fry.

[koikoiboi]

I love em both!

[myloosewomenchannel]

Lol and Bosco and Charlie Haughy lol,

That's such a strange combination for one person

=]

[yellowcougar18]

@Tod3 Funny, over here he gets compared to former Irish politician and notorious political crook Charlie Haughey.

That said, he makes fun of the resemblance.

[stoneman1975]

@Tod3 Holy $h17 -- You're right!

[Fenrisaconite]

@Tod3 Actually, when I saw the preview pic for this in related videos, I thought it was Jarvis Cocker's doppleganger!

[beastybeatsy]

...You clean it up *girly giggle*

[ILuvGrahamGeraghty]

hes always class on the panel!!!!!!!

[telynmurali]

'187 Easyjet to Alicante'... Heh. Andrew Maxwell is fantastic; you can just tell he doesn't give a crap that nobody's ever heard of him before. XD

Saw him the other night at the Stand in Edinburgh - fantastic! Go see him live, he's extra brilliant.

[ROONEYgr8]

@telynmurali

as a true comic, bill hicks would say.."he is sucking satans cock"

he is detached from reality and joking about terrorism and muslim deaths by autocratic despotic regimes trying to start a holy war.

his stage arrogance is not backed up by humour..he stands their criticising the audeince because the clap and cheer was small..well he has to earn respect, he is a small man struggling with an inflated ego.

he deserves pity, not cheers.

he is a lost sheep in need of a shepherd.

[sunflour1]

who couldn't love him. pure class!!

[Hoopybunnie]

Hehe, he's my favourite comedian. I just love how much he makes himself laugh, it's how you can tell he's enjoying himself. Plus he has a cute giggle. But what is he saying before 'you're more than welcome'?

[guitain]

I think he says: "Salaam aleikum", not sure, how it's spelled, but I think it means: "Welcome" or "Great!" or something like that =)

He is pretty brilliant, if I may add something =D

[imaspudato]

i dunno i thought he said s'ok i like em

[oclandestin]

'Salaam alaikum' means 'peace be upon you' in Arabic : ) ... Andrew Maxwell is so funny. He should be on tv more often.

[Madman1079]

lol any muslims

[mattgill1992]

hes great. hes one of the few comedians who can make jokes about other races and not sound racist

i think sarah silverman is good at it aswell but she seemed to be having an off-night at the secret policemans ball

[amoore2000]

Sarah Silverman was the worst

[WestEndDream]

nah I thought Rusell Grant was the worst...i think that's his name that man with the stupid hair! he was crap . But i liked this guy !! really good!

[XxHowDareYouxX]

RUSSEL BRAND. And, piss off Ahmed.

[jimmy09878]

YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER BEEN PUNCHED IN A CHIP SHOP!!!!rofl

Jimmy Fallen rubbish, Eddie Izzard and Andrew are the best.

[dermotrock]

bebo. com/Andrew--Maxwell

[TopGearRacer]

fantastic! such an under-rated comedian, probli the funniest guy on that night, i mean did anyone else see that unfunny bastard Jimmy Fallon???

[marsland]

fallon was shite!and maxwell was quality i liked al murray aswell because im a huge fan of him i though he was funnyer but maxwell would be second for me :o)

[Brosk01]

Ahmed you picked the wrong flight... lmao

[NABSHABS]

ah fears again andrew..

[kitkatwaslover79]

we do love muslims

[sozishere]

His comic timing is amazing

[Blacknarcissa]

V. Funny. xD

[jakilynjalin]

yh i think hes a fuckin funny legend!!

[sozishere]

He's always been brilliant on The Panel, go check out clips from that ^_^

[amax231]

thats my name too!

[HexInsomnia]

heh, 'have you any idea how many soverign rings there are on this plane' hilarious. and the fears, its true, us english and irish on aliens, roflmao. funny guy.

[darkdudetteblackswan]

Andrew Maxwell, what an adorable man. I just love the way he keeps giggling.

[AlohaRose]

"you've taken alot of heat of us" funny guy

[weirdsister101]

bahahahahahahahaha. ah. *dies* he is so funny. Being Irish an all I get where he's comin' from. But remember we are the river dance folk.

[LikeAFrusciante]

Definitely a HUGE fan of Andrew Maxwell... Such a funny guy! Check out the panel (Irish one)..he's on that mot weeks.. incredible!!

[Rozilla]

I like him. What a legend!

[sozishere]

This is only a section of whats on the DVD, edited highlighs, he did a whole bit about humming like a pirate too

[stringsof6]

Way to make muslim people feel uncomfortable..

[Sadja]

I'm Muslim and I didn't feel particularly uncomfortable. Jokes of that nature have been quite heavily featured in comedy recently but I take it in good humour and laugh along with everybody else, I just see it as trying to lighten up a bad situation.

Anyway, that was a good wee skit, I've never seen him before and even though I thought he was a bit wierd at first, he had some good moments!

[Caneukrm]

He's my brother in law :-)

[raymondo19]

really?

[Turtle0kay]

Stop slating him, if you don't like him don't comment.

He's an absolute legend!

Watch the pilot episode for E4

Its immense

[jackx2yz]

he had to work for them laughs

[Tapiocaaaa]

wonderful, I think I'm a fan.

[foxy1989]

hes a ledge!

[colombinedevache]

Andrew Maxwell's fantastic!  Very funny bloke.

[PrincessSparkle108]

we're the river dance people...rofl

[ultimatetwatface]

nice shirt tho

[Emma379]

This guy is pretty good