Berserk: The Abridged Series Episode 12

[TheShadeofwar]

so cosca came from the robin hood opening title town. huh.

[xexyzl]

"NOBODY" is one of the standout moments in Abridging History.

[theguywholiksanime]

THIS WHOLE VIDEO WAS A BUNCH OF AMAZING JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cryoboy]

Wow, 20 seconds of Joe Cocker were enough to get this video blocked in Germany. Fuck the GEMA. 

[levingthedream]

2:50

This alone makes this the best episode in Berserk Abridged Series.

[redjirachi1]

"Do you know who told me how to believe in myself?"

Kamina?

[randomfan15]

wow there story's are messed up as hell, and sad.... but you guys make it was funny! XD

[woodlefoof2]

hey is anybody else reminded of the king from the LoZ cartoon by that old pervert govna'?

[DullQueenMab]

OMGG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! XDD

[DeathBringer9000]

thumbs up forever

[cl1cka]

-You mean he wanted you to do laundry too?

-No I mean he was more interested in my uhh womanly services.

-Ohhh you mean Cooking.

LMAO :D

[loner1878]

"DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

[SilverDragonXXVIII]

"Are you saying Griffith might have bicurious tendencies?"

[ZackCosplayer]

I think this is the best episode of this abridged series. Just pure from start to finish. (also I'm amazed how the characters develop in this abridged series and from this episode forth I actually care about what happens to them ^^)

[iateyursandwiches]

i may sound a little nerdy right now but i can actually explain scientifically why women us can bleed from their vags and still live...the blood that comes out is basically blood lining the uterus thats not really needed by the rest of the body notice the blood that comes out during periods is never bright red(if it is thats a SERIOUS problem) learned that in anatomy =P yea you can say it im a nerd

[airmaster123]

@iateyursandwiches neeeeeeeeerd.......naw just messin with ya that was a fun interesting fact

[levintwo]

whats the song called when caska is telling her story

[genestarwind7]

god i love that part where he says " so you can take your inflated sense of victim hood and shove it right up your ass!" cuz thats sooo true i never even thought about it casca always gets "almost raped" not "actually raped" (well sept in the eclipse but...) and yeh guts DID get raped so he musta been listening to her story just goin....aww shut up bitch BOO HOO your life was soooo bad.... WAAAA! wanna hear MY STORY?!?!

[adj789]

bewbs

[DiceFTW273]

"Women can steal men's bodily fluids to make tiny people." Put that way it almost sounds li9ke rape... which ties it into the series perfectly!

[mwcafac91]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

-Mr. Garrison

[iateyursandwiches]

@mwcafac91 xD win! omg what episode was that LOL

[ichypapower]

i think judo might be the only one of the named characters who isnt a prostitute

[WTFAANU]

That was the most disturbing yet amusing use of Yakety-Sax I've seen in years.

[LilArezProductions]

best episode in the series

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

"Women can steal men's bodily fluids to make tiny people." -That's- gotta be one of my favourite lines. XD

[lordblazer]

1:45 what is the name of that song????

[dnaruto2]

i just noticed that the title thing says, Horny ball sex

[kindestchains]

a perverted man has people act out his escaflowne fanfic for him..remind you of anyone hbi2k?

[BonkuriTokio112]

How old is Griff guy?

[patricksk1123]

yep unfortunately guts got some donovan action in the manga from what I heard they took it out of the series

[PX2k2]

@patricksk1123

basically all the main characters got raped....or took it willingly...Griffith....

[rdevil666]

you mean he wanted you to do laundry to?

he was more interested in my womanly services

oh! you mean cooking XD

[ogichi32]

Wait did Casca throw her sword or Guts' sword at him?

[fathersky24688642]

@ogichi32 it was a knife

[driftingwolf0]

@ogichi32 no a knife

[ogichi32]

that manga thing didnt happen, right?

[Dustubuni]

@ogichi32 yes it did

[ogichi32]

@Dustubuni ah jeez

[Dustubuni]

@ogichi32 yeah, except for the fact that he's a total badass, it pretty much sucks, to be Guts.

[ogichi32]

@Dustubuni yeah, not exactly a very masculine childhood for a hero/protaganist of a violent anime.

[whydid666]

You know it wouldn't surprise me if guts didn't know all that stuff

[ogichi32]

We miss you Benny Hill!

[RedxEyesxarexawesome]

leprechauns? xD

[Jodanse666]

Whats the name of that freacky chasing song? someone know?

[KatararulzSokkadrls]

@Jodanse666

I think that it is called Yakety Sax.

[bluchismoon]

@Jodanse666 you mean the one that british show (benny hill show) uses... aaahh!! can't remember the name. it probably is just yakety sax.

[withease9]

I wish I could make my friend understand why this is funny. I guess you have to know the series well...

[jinch21]

Oh, now this is just ridiculous! Is there anyone in this show who's not a prostitute?

[jegsimmonsproduction]

fair bit a nudity...awsome.

[MrRakky]

"Womanly needs? OH! You mean cooking?!" Win

[xbouxix]

i want to see pippin nite job episode at the late nite massages

[worldends08]

hahahaha hehehe...."DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

[HanakoFujita]

LOL!! Guts is dumb! XD

[Hasstmachine]

"And do you know who showed up just in the nick of time and gave me a sword and a blanket and taught me to believe in myself?" "NOBODY!"

[Flashing24]

is everyone in this show a prostitute? ha

[KeiChii07]

Hey I understand you wanna thank me but no time for foreplay now! Lmao~xD

[justajar99]

What's the "down by the river" line from, I swear I've heard it before.

[forgetpolitics]

@justajar99 It's from a Chris Farley snl sketch. Look up Matt Foley.

[krak005]

@justajar99  well its chris farley i think i spelled his name.

[nekokaiser101]

sarcasm whats that taste like

[typacsk]

I believe someone came out with a breakfast cereal recently that answers that question.

[typacsk]

@typacsk What sarcasm tastes like, I mean.

[SaltySquirrelNuts]

Leprechauns!

[Arthur09608]

0:38 to 0:47 what is the name of that song?

[duckmanham]

Yakety Sax.

[duckmanham]

OH the song before that! Dunno...

[duckmanham]

Er, after that.

[aglewi41]

beserk forces.

[Arthur09608]

thx

[sanjomaz]

wow, what luck to casca. didn't similar story arcs happen to Yuuki and Zero in Vampire Knight?

[fireprinceramz0]

"i thought it was make believe"

[Sehanort]

haha escaflowne references from this far back. Amazing!

[EvilScotsman78]

Gut's reaction to um.....what's her name? Black chick? Sure I'll go with that. What he says after she talks about saved, wow. Epic!

[electricbayonet2]

This series has some real comedic gold in it, but the delivery's a bit unnatural at times. Case in point:

"And do you know who showed up just in the nick of time and gave me a sword and a blanket, and taught me to believe in myself?"

"...was it Jesus?"

"NOBODY!"

This exchange just felt a bit stiff, when if it had flowed a bit better, it would have been completely epic, partially because this is true in the story, too. Casca's past is essentially the wimpy version of Gut's.

[Melfi14]

At any given time of day I find myself humming Joe Cocker. Like a doomsday clock to pant-pissing giggling, within ten minutes I've opened this link to die laughing.

Hours have been spent replaying this episode. Hours. And I discovered this series two weeks ago.

[jcaknight07]

I've downloaded all the episodes so far but it wont let me download this one.

[jinch21]

Is there anyone in this show who's not a prostitute? LOL

[ConventionDiaries]

"seriously you want a band aid for that?"

genius my friend pure genius

[holyknight70]

1:24 minutes in and I am already about to die laughing

[Cryptorchild92]

U really make brilliant use of music...the griffith saving casca scene was even more epic than the original....this episode wasnt just funny but overall entertining...

[iambored0123]

because he is a pedo, but he is still afraid of Gambino, so he needed permission

[iambored0123]

"cuz I'm just a girl who can't say no, can't seem to say it at all" berserk bloopers ftw

[TheVampireLucinda]

Holy hell, the scene with Griffth saving Casca...Pure genius. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[jinch21]

note to self: detecting sarcasm isn't one of casca's strong points

[Fezz9999]

LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jodanse666]

what's the name of that song? the one that sounds in the trowing armor and staff scene?

[Zikiel]

The Benny Hill Theme Song. I think.

[LackofEthics]

it's called yakitty sacks

[TheBerserkerLucien]

Oh God. "Have a little help from my friend." I laughed so hard I almost threw up!

[narutero64]

"What are those called?"

"Babies?"

"No, Leprechauns!"

[Lallushe]

Nah it's still funny :D

[punkkimiko]

geeze how old is griffith?

[Prophecy2fulfill]

That was nice. LMAO!!!

[youngbloodfantasy92]

Joe Cocker for the win. Covering The Beatles. What an epic song.

And an epic episode to boot.

[demonkeyoblivion]

"Or steal mens bodily fluids to make little people."

" What are those called?" ROFL

[kinokid]

you know for a second I didn't know where he was going with that.

[MrSkoringo]

@demonkeyoblivion Babies?

Leprachans!!!!

[LeCreuset05]

@demonkeyoblivion "Babies?" "Leprechauns!" LMAO

[alvarization]

at 2:15 "oh you mean cooking right?" lol

[RuleOfThunder]

Psychotically funny.

Literally.

[doomcookies]

"And do you know who showed up just in the nick of time and gave me a sword and a blanket and taught me to believe in my self?"

"Was it Jesus?"

"Nobody!"

Love that line.

[rewindfive]

lol

[Sessorous]

0:46 ftw

[gome88]

0:31 - 0:38 XD

[TheRealDEATHERON]

DOWN BY THE RIVER! LMFAO! X D

[MrGem123456]

who sings that Beatles song during her life story part?

[Durnty]

The Wonder Rape?

[Fx51xDi]

THE BEST ABRIDGED EPISODE ON YouTube!

[BarackoShujie]

What's the name of the person the old guy supposedly couldnt find a good cosplayer for until Griffith came along, can't understand it.

[starqo]

Dilandau (from Escaflowne)

[Arcanerain]

DUUUDE. What chapter or book of the manga was that one scene from?

[Zellig]

Volume 4 Chapter 1.

[lazaruslol]

Rofl

[KTChamberlain]

I love the audio clip with Chris Farely saying "Down by the River!" in the beginning. XD.

[cloudani]

hahaha so fucking disgusting...

[twilightwindwaker]

Oh my god there is a nude scene 0_0 (this shouldn't offend too much since I watched Mahoromatic.) I had a feeling she would be mad. I had a feeling Guts did it with her. Was it Jesus? Nobody!

[kyuubinokitsune13]

You're referencing Mahoromatic... for something like Berserk...

I suggest you read the manga...

[Boleniana]

"Are you saying that Griffith might have bi-curious tendencies?"

[Nidsnidsnids]

lol

[mittROMNEY666]

hilarious

[ruphia]

HAHA, the donovan scene?! He brought in the manga! Nice.

[pumping18]

my womenly services......

you mena cooking ?

LOL

[DiLeva7]

hahaha! I loved that awkward moment after Guts told Casca about the time he was sold to that big black guy. XD

[jeffhellraiser2]

Episode 8 and Episode 11. So far two episodes have been removed

[Shadowdaahedgehog]

and they have been reposted.... well atleast episode 11 is

[thantrus]

Awesome episode XD

[cheftoniFTW]

lol

so that's where leprechauns come from!

[AnimeSukichan]

totally did not expect the title to come up so suddenly. XD

[GuardianAngelrLove90]

LOL!!!!!! "was it Jesus?"

[SonRyu]

"NOBODY!"

[1aundulxaldin]

Before: Do you know who it was that came just in the nick of time, gave me a sword, and taught me to believe in myself?

[rroknarf]

nobody?

[Rudevald]

0:23 - Falkon Punch xD

[Ameute]

wow.... lo... lot.... raping in the manga.... think I'll skip that reading

[MaiAriSquee]

...yeah, he'd have my forever-loyalty too.

[MariovsHalo95]

dude i don't care how much i like Legend Of Zelda, that was the funniest crap i've ever seen.

[Sidwarrious]

I jes noticed something, this is also one of the first times you actually made a point to make a random audible verbalization at the end of the Guts Casca...let's call it "Rape rap" you have Guts go "Kch". Nothing really interesting, I just noticed you seemed to make a point of doing it and it kinda adds a little flavor.

[BellaLatz]

did that raelly happen in the anime? the boy rape i mean

[twilightwindwaker]

I think so. They did show images of that right?

[Levitz9]

Casca's hair was cute when she was younger. It'd be cute if she grew it back...

[hbi2k]

She does later in the manga, but according to Equivalent Exchange, she is contractually obligated to give up half her brain to make up for the extra c uteness.

[Levitz9]

...Damn.

Okay, forget the hair, then. Anything to stay away from Puck...(jk)

[Xeletoph]

Read the manga... Casca ends up growing her hair out later on... unfortunately she becomes mentally ill as a result of being raped by Garrith, and miscarrying Guts and her baby....and ends up unable to verbalize herself in anyway, also becoming rather useless to boot.

[chrismelen01]

oh........ you mean cooking!

[5floorsfromhell]

what is what this show and people geting raped. I mean everone in the main casted has been raped on this show. sorry i have not seen the anime defor so these thing are just hiting me now.

[ZanZan0Z]

Only two of them have been raped.

[bamk22]

that was so damn good! i can"t stop laughing!

[Treopse]

Pippin's nightjob... LOL

[beerslurpy]

Just when I think this episode has peaked, it piles more awesome on. It's like a flood of hilarity.

[brawler689]

whats the song at 1:46

[crazymagicgirl]

the songs called "with a littel help form my freinds" it's by the Beatles but song by some one elas.

[wastedfrustration]

Yeah, the song is "With A Little Help From My Friends," the Joe Cocker version; it was the theme-song for the Wonder Years series.

[siegfriedowns]

OHHHH you mean COOKING?

[DosuZakuKin]

lol Leprechauns

[KatarnandKanos]

Yeah, Guts was raped when he was 9, but Guts got Donovan back pretty good.

[MolimoKuja]

I KNOW YOU WANNA THANK ME, BUT THERE' NO TIME FOR FOREPLAY NOW!

It's hilarious to me, because there's full frontal nudity in most of Berserk's episode.

[daf867]

This episode reminded me of how weird it was that both Caska, Guts and Griffith were "prostitutes", and yet GUTS is the rape victim ( at this point).

[MellowButterPecan]

Donovan?! lol i didnt know he was in the BaS too xD

[padaalsa]

"Was it Jesus?" Lol

My fav episode, can't wait for the commentary!

[hihaters94]

he got raped

[abridgedfanboy]

This is by far my favorite episode. I love how Guts just rips into Casca for her lack of perspective. ^^

That and Guts' unintentional misogyny is perfectly delivered. XD

[Rudevald]

this episode wuz actualy funny (benny hill theme !)

[DangerasTM]

lol funny but HB one qestion is that comic flashback real? i mean does guts rly get raped as a kid or was that some fan made comic?

[mijomaster]

i read the manga. The raping scene is real!

[DangerasTM]

lmao i know i shouldnt laugh at a little boy being raped but man thats funny

[koejke18]

nope, that was real, read the manga

[DangerasTM]

yeah someguy already told me

[somedood99]

eeffin wootage pause at 0:22 and u get a nice side boob!!

[sithlord4886]

ahhh...i just had a sick thought u know casska gutz griffod ahhhhhhhhh puck

[davenathan2002]

..."Jesus"?

NOBODY!!

[Grayphus]

0:10/0:38! ROLFMAO

[Rvcn44]

Ok, the benny hill theme song with the little chase had me laughing pretty loud xD

[dudude11]

LOL! I Just Noticed Teh Donavan Thing From GaS/BaS, Except There Mirrored. Kato Beats Donavon Who Trys To Rape Him While Gats Gets Umm Rape By Donavan

[mylightside]

strange how nobody else noticed. maybe theres something wrong with everybody here except you.

[kawaiiTeru4]

This is like one of the best abridged series I've ever seen, and I've never even really watched this anime before! XD